Dota 2 General - /d2g/

first

I want to get fucked by Huskar

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

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>"Pro" players dying 1v1


How the fuck is this e-"sport" taken seriously?

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hey

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nth for Envy.

who cares fuck this game

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>guess which proplayer this is without googling

huskar is balanced

>>122488687
>moon
>pro

How do I start a conversation with her?

>the one na retard this game already feeding

amazing

Why Mushi's not playing mid?

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Our guy must win

imagine if nolans won the majorb owl

>Moonmierda

>>122488701
What's this meme?

>>122488737
who cares fuck this game

How OP would bristle be if magic stick didn't exist?

>>122488716
admiral bulldog

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How we watching /esports/ fami?

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Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.

>>122488753
do we call him onelans then?

>>122488687
wow fng looks pretty hot in this one

>d2g attracted to common Asians and Sheever
>don't think Fly's sister is pretty

She's not a supermodel but she's certainly not ugly.

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C9 is out?

>>122488737
D-d-do you like boiled eggs?

>>122488687
>>122488716
>>122488740
>>122488747
>>122488753
>>122488776
who cares fuck this game

>>122488787
>conectando...

>>122488838
Why wouldn't they be?

>>122488838
yeah somehow they're even worse without EE lmao

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>le balanced 1200 range stun gorilla

>>122488787
Get another monitor you poor disgusting subhuman

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>>122488787
jesus

>>122488787
You are the cancer of videogame streaming

reminder that if mushi wasn't a shitter fnatic would've beaten EG

now they are losing in LB

Mushi has to be the most overrated pro in the history of Dota

Fnatic is so SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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NEED TO ______

Why are teams still letting Dazzle and Huskar through?

>>122488909
I'm on college, I have no money m8

>>122488845
No fuck that. This one's special, I'm trying to contain my autism for once.

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As a lolbabby this is embarrassing to watch, players are as bad as LoL players were before pro scene even existed.

>Oh they just ganked bot, and no one is farming bot? Let me stay pushed up mid since they wouldn't possibly gank me!

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Bristel is such a shit hero right now, why anyone would pick this in a professional game is beyond me

>>122488787
Macaco sai da minha gulag

Has Mushi done anything during laning so far?

cr1t is going ham and Fly got a clutch wave

>>122488787
>fucking 1360x768
>fucking twitch chat
>fucking one monitor
>fucking 1360x768

>>122488907

was there ever a good compilation of all his reactions?

i was not feeling autistic enough to follow that stream/thread

>>122489001
which interview is this from

>>122489058
who cares fuck this game

>>122489076
ixmike interview

>>122489076
Blacked

Fnatic are so pathetically shit.

>>122489035

BITCH NIGGA
YOU
CAN
NEVA EVA
NEVA EVA

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>fnatic could just back off with a decent trade
>keep overextending and feed your entire team
They're so fucking bad.

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Moon though

>>122489035

I'm not sure if you're baiting or not. But you should read up on Io's skill set.

>>122489018
You should discuss something you both are interested in and the rest will follow

>>122489035
this game isnt as schematic and easy to solve as your game

i agree but for different reasons

>>122489101
>Fnashit

Cr1t is so fucking good holy shit

cr1t is pretty good on io

>>122489076
Loda

>>122489071
>getting mad at laptops

go cry in the corner useless NEET

>>122489001
GIVE ARTOUR A BROTHER

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From the best team in the world to a SEA shithole

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>black will never find a good team

>>122488824
Pics?

Fnatic are worse than C9 holyfuyk

>>122489232
who cares fuck this game

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>>122489294

Fnatic is so bad holy shit.

>>122489283
who has a laptop with 1360x768 max resolution in 2015

my phone has higher resolution screen

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>>122488787
Ewww

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>no new posts
>wondering if 4chan is down
>people actually moved to a new thread without telling me

don't do that again onii-chan

>>122488787
On my living room TV snuggling with my gf
She just went to change underwear after I played too much with her girlcock and we spent the entire alliance c9 game having sex
When she comes back I think I will get her going again :3c

LMAO NICE KILL MOON

>>122488824
Fly pls go

>>122489293
hah fogot that shitter is with them

MOONMIERDA DOES IT AGAIN

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>>122489320

Why do Fnatic let Io/Tiny followed by Huskar and Dazzle through the drafting phase?

>>122489320
Looks like a man

>>122489356
>tfw my laptop is 1366x768 and my tablet is 1800x1200.

>>122489356
Arent macs 720p max or some shit lmao

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>>122489358
>anime fighters

>>122489418

Because they didn't expect them to meme this hard.

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>tony wisp is somehow balanced

I have LITERALLY never seen a team with bristleback winning, both pub and pro games.

8k

8K TOGGLE

HOW IS ARMLET TOGGLING BALANCED???

>>122489459
>tfw no non shit dota card game

8 0 0 0
0
0
0

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this shitty pub game

what the literal fuck

THEM TOGGLES

"OG isn't tier 1!" - /d2g/

WHAT NOW FUCKING DUMBASSES FUCK YOU IDIOTS WOOO FUCK YEAH!

>>122489481

it won at DAC i think

>5 for 3
>team that got wiped loses 100 gold

dotards?

>item toggle is toxic and unfun

>>122489458
Memes aside, how would you even counter that? Dazzle and Huskar alone are already impossible.

>>122489481
That means you are a newfag, welcome to the club and enjoy the games

ONELANS

>huskar is a balanced hero
>huskar+dazzle are a balanced duo

What if Mushi casted brain sap on huskar there

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>That nightmare from Mushi
>Net holding his ult for so long

tfw You're going to see a lot of Huskar/Dazzle butt buddies soon in games

>>122489537
>barely dodging elimination

Yeah, we tier 1 nao.

>REMINDER THIS IS THE POST-NERF HUSKAR
>REMINDER THIS IS THE POST-NERF HUSKAR
>REMINDER THIS IS THE POST-NERF HUSKAR
>REMINDER THIS IS THE POST-NERF HUSKAR

>>122489537
they're playing against fnatic though

>>122488716
moon

>>122489459
Fucking dk

>>122489537

yeah fnatic plays are dogshit}

literally no skill needed to beat this disorganized pub sea trash

>>122489537
You don't need to be Tier 1 to beat a Tier 3 team

>>122489524
stop shilling your shit art

>Huskar not going veil

FREE 8 ARMOR
FREE MAGIC DAMAGE AMP

>>122489537
congrats on beating a team that got 2 0d by Digital cUcks

>>122489437
i doubt that, high pixel density is the new cool thing and i think apple has one of the first ones to bring it to the mass market

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THE TOGGLE

>>122489550
>1lvl hero kills 24lvl hero
>gains multiple levels

>24lvl hero kills 1lvl hero
>gains no level

>>122489609
>>122489598
THEY ARE TIER 1 FUCKING IDIOTS LOOK AT HOW THEY ARE MANHANDLIGN THESE FUCKING CHINESE FUCKS??? THEY WOULD HAVE BEATEN VEGA TOO BUT THEY FUCKING CHOKED BUT WATCH THEY WILL WIN THIS TOURNAMENT

THANKS PURGE SeemsGood

shitquila drums is the biggest honeypot on gyro

its like these people refuse to watch people better than themselves play the game

>>122489358
trash

>>122489724
yes? and?

>black and yellow

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So why are people picking Huskar now? Is it just a meme or were pro players full of shit when they thought that only bad players lose against Huskar

>>122489743
whats a good gyro build

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>pudge still says "oh look, a spare rib" when he kills wraith king

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How does the skill system work ? I get normal skill, then high, then normal again

>>122489805
Damn that's pretty funny.

>>122489565
it's a shame axe got overnerfed back from the 6.83 days, him and AA are two of the best reliable fuck-huskar heroes

>>122489743
how is aquila bad?

>>122489834
phase basilius bkb sny. after that situational

>This "Thanks Purge" spam

This is one of the few Twitch memes that actually made me laugh

>>122489874
is axe still good? i havent played him in anything other than my smurf account but hes so fucking fun

>>122489868

u did okay, gaben gave you a chance, you dun goofed, into the dumpster you go

Why is Huskar suddenly meta?

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are fnatic gonna disband after this?

>>122489923
What'd Kevind do?

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How can Dota be so poorly designed that not leveling an ability at all is not only a situationally legit build but actually standard on multiple heroes?

You can always rely on n0lans to fuck up

>Huskar balling out of control
Just like my pubs

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>n0lans

N0tail's ONLY good heroes are supports and Meepo.

NOLANS??

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>>122489868
You think that's bad.

Holy shit nolans is winning? i'm fucking surprised.>
>122489874
Yeah they really overnerfed him, that spin only after hit nerf was unnecessary.

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>>122489829
Huskar was always good with or against certain lineups

It's just Fnatic having shitty drafting, giving out dazzle/huskar without having AA is a surefire way to give yourself a hard game

does Fnatic care at all? atleast C9 put up a fight, this just feels like a waste of time.

>>122489987
Dropping some mad 5k knowledge bombs like "Craggy exterior means enemies can get stunned by hitting Tiny"

>fly flying

cant make this shit up

>>122489969
>shits on undying
>synergizes well with dazzle

>>122489969
good against gyro

>>122489868
the skill bracket refers to the average mmr across all 10 players in the game.
IIRC normal is <2.5k, high is 2.5-3.7k, and very high is above 3.7k

not 100% sure about the normal/high threshold

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>notail isn't going to be eliminated
>lelouch will never kill himself

>kill one hero 20 mins into the game
>1700 gold swing

meme

back

>>122489868
Skill system is based on the average mmr of the game, sometimes you're on the highest mmr of a normal skill or lowest mmr of a high skill

>>122489994
what's wrong with that

>>122489934
>you dun goofed
>going back to normal skill after winning a high skill game
also
>moving up to high-skill after losing

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>tfw you'll never be as based as James

>>122489673
not even mine

i just like the idea of wyvern on goodwyvern action

>>122490045
This is a draft fuckup, nothing they do after that 5 minutes of shame matters.

>>122489524
source

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>>122489320

>Au-delà du Sommet
Mdr. Chaque jour, chaque jour la bande audio de ce studio merdique est désynchronisée. Chaque jour, ils ratent les 3/4 du draft, voire l'intégralité de la phase de drafting. Chaque jour, ching chong Merlini est débraillé et sale durant son casting, non-douché et négligé à cause de son refus de se laver et de son dévouement pour la respiration buccale. Chaque jour, le gros juif David "LD" Gormanberg est un gros juif, un gros et un juif. Chaque jour, GoDz suce la micro-bite de la scène chinoise un petit peu plus fort, espérant désespérément recevoir profondément dans sa gorge le foutre chinois tout en essayant de passer pour "cool" avec son horrible moustache de pédophile. Chaque jour, Zyori "G A R C O N S R E N I F L EU R S " renifle son scrotum dégueulasse en étant filmé, rate les premiers teamfights et arbore un nœud rose dans ses dégoûtants, horribles "cheveux". Chaque jour cela continue, et vous en bouffez. Vous adorez ça. C’est absolument répugnant. Je suis répugné et je déteste chacun d’entre vous, chacun de ces mécréants qui a donné à l’épouvantable Kickstarter de ce studio, chacun de ces attardés qui regarde leurs Streams sans AdBlock, chacun des admirateurs de cet atroce, révoltante et insultante parodie de "studio".

>>122490058
i don't know why everyone is memeing it up about this

everyone complains dota is dying then complains when casters try to make their commentary noob-friendly

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io
>overcharge no longer grants attack speed
>overcharge damage reduction from 5%/10%/15%/20% to 10%/15%/20%/25%
>spirits cooldown from 20/18/16/14 to 25
>tether no longer slows
FIXED?

>>122490103
It's pretty terrible if you have abilities not worth getting at all.

>>122490081
Nah, I'm 3.2k and I still play almost always in normal.

>>122489924
no he isnt very good, but him being a hard counter to dazzle (huskar) might make him a niche pick. he should be pretty terrible against slardar who is in every single game

>>122490110

winning does not matter you kek

its about how gabens skill calculator judges you

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>>122490121
What would be more pathetic, James posting this himself every thread or some faggot e-personality fangay doing it?

>>122490058
He's used to casting games for new players, probably just habit

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damn it feels good to be a notail and og fan!

How do we fix last picking?
>The last two players on both teams that have not picked their heroes will share the same timer
>When the timer is up the player that hasn't picked his hero will random a hero outside his top 10 most played heroes

>>122489829
im pretty tired of explaining this to every single 3k shitter
huskar is a draftmaster
that means, that if he has the draft, he has the game.
if he is facing just a single counter, then he needs to be ahead or have someone else on his team help carry.
have two counters, and hes a fucking paper towell
in this game, bristle and bane are decent counters against him, but huskar has io and dazzle behind him, and an es keeping bristle at bay if need be, and a tiny to help him carry.
without the superior lineup, hes shat uppon

>>122490203
lame. hes actually my favorite hero

i like the way pyrion flax described his ult
>you can turn an enemy hero into a NUMBER with your axe

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>>122490226
An anime poster.

>>122490173

how about

>io no longer has an autoattack

BALANCED INDESTRUCTIBLE FLAME TROLL

What is max berserker blood resistance is down to 50%

fnatic is just getting outplayed like the awful shitters they are

>>122490043
where is Adelaide? I don't like you

>>122489994
>>122490176
The funniest thing is that a hero can be very strong while having an ability that is not worth leveling

Just look at Gyro, WD and Dazzle

All top tier heroes with a skill that is more often than not completely neglected

>>122490226
idk but you are really cute wanna fug?

>>122490226
James doing it, why is this even a question?
Also James please stop shitposting and start hosting some events, your game is gonna bomb, thanks in advance

>>122490364
>huskar
>troll

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>OH HE'S CAUGHT
>OH HE'S STUNNED
>OH HE'S IN TROUBLE
>OH HE'S HEALED
>OH HE'S GOT A DOUBLE KILL

yeah get shit on /d2g/ notail is a fucking GOD those fucking throws??? god damn he is long overdue for a LAN, too bad hes been plagued by shitty fucking teams

>>122490226
>>122490293
rekt твн fäm

Is Huskar meta now?

>huskar with dazzle, wisp, winter wyvern, omniknight

could the 4-keep-one-alive-and-he-rekts-shit be a legit strat in progames?

am i the only one who likes purge casting

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Why in the hell does the undying place the toombstone RIGHT infront of huskar every fight. Jesus christ.

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Going all the way through the lower bracket, goyims

>>122490201
just looked it up, normal is up to 3.2k, high is between 3.2-3.7, and very high is above 3.7k

>>122490429
purge has a cute butt

>get to 20%
>oh he will die
>oh he will die
>graved
>back to 20%
>oh he will die
>oh he will die
>Huskar is dominating
Mhhhh

>lol OG fucking retards picking huskar against bristle and undying rofl nice retard drafting haha xDDDD
- d2g

>>122490173
Just remove the fucking hero alongside with WW as they are antithetical to what Dota heroes are about.
>most dota heroes are about having fun and killing people
>these heroes just exist with the only purpose of keking your attempts to have fun and extending the lives of their teammates

>>122490482
I don't like his casting. I love it.

>sange and yasha... ugh...

>>122488716

kelly

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>>122490226
>>122490293
savage

>>122490482
I always liked him desu
He's pretty honest about things and when he gets hyped it's pretty legit since you know he means it

>>122490482
No I like him too. I especially like that him casting is a 50% reduction in chances for some asshole to invite Dakota over.

can this fucking shitstain Fnatic team stop cluttering up my tournaments? disband ty

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>wisp, dazzle and huskar

How do you fuck up THIS bad at draft, fnatic

>>122490538
Have you tried Dota mod called League of Legends? It has no anti-fun mechanics.

>>122490538
yeah but if you remove ww how do the mentally handicapped get over 3k then

>>122490517

OG could pick lifestealer and support centaur for all it matters, fnatic is just that bad.

>twitch memers hating on purge
FUCK OFF FAGGOTS

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WHAT
A
FUCKING
PLAYER!

>444 gold for a dazzle kill

>>122490653
We don't let them? Those subhumans shouldn't even be playing Dota in the first place.

>>122490642
But LoL is unironically a better game than DotA, just like Coca cola is better than Pepsi.

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reminder that purge is a bernie kek

>>122490749

win 1 LAN, just one is that too much to ask.

Bernie Sanders@BernieSanders 1 min
We need a movement which tells Wall Street that when a bank is too big to fail, it is too big to exist.
Retweeted by David Gorman

WE
GOT
IT
LADS -Our guy, 2015

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>literally REMOVES half your HP for FREE
>gets STRONGER the more you hit him
>RANGED
>can't die EVER
>if he does he'll get back up because he can SOLO roshan

How is this champignon balanced?

>>122490826
I think you mistook unironically for subjectively

>>122490852
Pyrion flax follows Donald Trump on twitter too, are you implying that this is done unironically and not just to get updates on the latest memes?

>>122490852
who can americans actually vote for in the upcoming election they are all awful

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>>122490852

>>122490397
>WD
>Any bad skill

>>122490826
>comparing lol to coke

why dont you say justin bieber is better than michael jackson too while you're at it

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>>122490852
and so is this hipster feminist double crosser

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>>122490749

>4 years
>4 teams
>3 different positions
>0 LANS

How does he do it??

>>122490979
>leveling maledict
yooooooooo rofl

Should i play Axe or Legion Commander for mid/offlane. They are kind of similar in their play styles.

>>122490920
miracle doesnt even have flaming spears auto casted

>>122490852
reminder that you follow purge

>wasting your grave on huskar the immortal

1k gaming.

>>122491024
who?

>>122490987
But Michael Jackson was more popular at his height, so he is better.

>>122491034
Who gives a shit about honeypot lans?

Save strats, win ti10 for unlimited money

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poor mushi ;_;

>>122491034
nice meme /b/ro xD

he tooootales hasn't won lans xD

PATRICIDE

>>122490920
tiny goblins squad of allu akber purposefully dieing

he dies

also, he doesnt like aa

>pick huskar
>never die
nice game dotards

>>122491041
>maledict
>bad

Confirmed for never skilling according to the situation. Maledict can be devastating

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why do the cutest ones have to go first?

sweet dreams bois

fnatic is SO FU CKING BAD

>>122490538
If only there was a an Hero that could prevent healing.

so I played dota 1 for years and have never played dota 2

i fucking loved blademaster and death knight in wc3, what are the dota 2 equivalents if any?

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>tfw lost 29 cents from bet.

Can anyone recommend in their opinion the best matches to watch? Preferably not older than year old ( unless really, really good ).

>>122490969
president trump

this awkward standoff.....

>>122491223

ayy

>mushi cant draft for shit
why is he still relevant?

>tosses a zombie onto his own DAD

>>122491161
>Mushi's only shot ever at a ti win was ruined by some shitter on orange denying aegis several years ago
>he will never again come that close.

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Time to kick Black^

Wonder which country he'll go next

>>122491235
Say goodbye to SEAmonkey fnatic anyway.

limmp headed EU fnatic about to be formed

I just want to take a razor and shave off all the pimples on his fucking face, only improvement can result no matter how much goes wrong.

>handshake into a wave
autism

WHAT THE FYCK IS THIS DUMBASS 1V1 HANDSHAKE, JUST WALK IN A LINE SO EVERYONE SHAKES EVERYONE HANDS, JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SO FUCKING STPUD ROFLAMFO

What the fuck is wrong with Mushi's face? Is he dying?

>>122490920

*drafts aa*

heh, nothing personnel kid

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>>122491242
>so I played dota 1 for years
>i fucking loved blademaster and death knight in wc3, what are the dota 2 equivalents if any?
are you fucking retarded?

>>122491273
lgd cdec game 2 idiot

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So is this finally n0lans lan to win?

>>122491336
South America since Australia's Dota 2 scene is dead

>>122491252
Litterally 10 minutes of work
Stop being a NEET or stop being a pussy (both preferably) and bet proper money

>>122491340
rate new fnatic
1. Era
2. Limmp
3. Jonassomfan
4. Handsken
5. Sealkid

>>122491242
Blade master - Juggernaut
Death knight - Abaddon

They are pretty faithful representations of their original classes but with some changed skills.

whos dumb fuck idea was this handshake shit

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>>122490826
LoL might be Coca-Cola but Dota 2 is more like generic store brand.

>nearly free
>preferred by poorfags and immigrants

>>122491223
Hao better lube up, he is next

>>122488716
winter

>>122491273
alliance vs NIP frankfurt major qualifier game 2

Getting that destroyed, in that way, by Pyrion? Career's over Redeye, go home and collect EI while you can.

moons eyes look like they are going to pop out of his skull

>>122491380
100% retarded for sure

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>>122491336
Is there even any german thats good at Dota

Embarrassing desu

>>122491380
are you upset about something

>>122491446
sweet. thanks dude

>>122491445
wont qualify for anything/10

I'm a failure at DOTA, and life i guess

Just can't get past 1500, suddenly i end up with a tilt and get a losing streak bringing me back down to 1200 or so.

Just... fuck, i suck at dota. 700 hours, and i still suck at DOTA.

>mushi still playing support
mushi-chan please stop, you shouldnt have to suffer like this, carry these kids like you used to

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>forcing you to stare at the team that just eliminated you from the majors for 2 minutes for a synchronized handshake
>Mushi obviously trying not to cry
>everyone avoiding eye contact
>fuck up the handshake when it finally comes

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>>122491320
Dad no

Pyrion is a fucking asshole actually. I really dislike him.

Why do people doubt my boy notail

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MASTER
I
N
D

>>122491240
Yeh man, I got over 200 games on AA, and he've never been as good as he is this meta. You can firstpick him in about 4k ranked pubs, and still counter half the enemy team.

>>122491523
yeah bro u suck, at 700 hours you should be AT LEAST 2.5k

>>122491423
>South America
Don't you mean Peru?
Dota is dead anywhere buy here in SA

>>122491509
me

give more slots to chimps next time, they always prove their worth ;)

apart from the most powerful race int he world obviously

>>122491523
I quit playing Dota when I calibrated 3k. If I were you I'd probably kill myself and I'm not even kidding.

>>122491509
qojqva

what is he doing anyway btw

>people who have no knowledge of dota 2 are bad casters

wow what a surprise>>122491534

>>122491557
>moon talks about his gf
Why are normies dota players?

>>122491557
lack of accomplishment?

>>122491535
He's become less funny and more opinionated over the last year for sure. His stream is unwatchable because all he does is complain about everything and talk back to chat

>>122488716
arteezy

>host major in europe
>no one attends
>no hype
>terrible timezone means that anyone in the US can't watch it because it's so early in the fucking morning

thanks valve

>>122490538
Wrong, dota is not about killing heroes.

Dota is about whatever the fuck dota wishes to be.

DESIGNFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEE

>>122491273
>>122491479
second this, some of the most entertaining dota this entire year

>>122491557
He's not your boy and he would hate you IRL.

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>Twtich chat has more shitposting than a d2g thread
Step it up you cunts.

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>>122491336
Australia
He'll rise to the top there

>>122491523
how is that even possible? i have almost no rts experience, dota2 is the first moba/arts i ever played and i play less than 1 game per week on average. i'm still ~3k.

>>122491523
try playing for fun faggot

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>>122491572
the jew does it again

>>122491584
Well, its 700 hours total between two accounts, but still, 700 hours.

>>122491676
So anon, Peru or Russia for next Major.

>>122491459
Other way around retard.
>He doesn't realize Coke is a lot cheaper in third-world countries and better tasting too
Sugar cane > corn syrup

Why is 2k Pyrion doing replay analysis.

>>122491479
Cheers

>literally nothing but boosters and rustards on twitch

i fucking hate the majors.

>>122491691
Notail is my guy who else has all the rare nogod images

>>122491557
shut the fuck up about that shitter, hes the worst fucking player on that team. if you wanna fanboy OG credit the actual good players.

>>122491676
Who gives a shit about America?
I thought Americans could do anything

>>122491523

>700 hours

boo hoo babby played 5 bot games and is tired?? oooh waaah waaah poor babby!!!

>>122491676
>tfw I will NEVER get to see a Secret game this whole tournament

secret mineski
VG VP
vega ehome
newbee lgd

>four bo3's in one day
>put the chink game at the end

LOL

>>122491774
>analysis
at this point it's just show and tell and even 2k shitters can do this if they're not completely retarded

>>122491802
we can't wake up at 3 in the fucking morning to enjoy dota

did the recent paris event impact the number of attendees for the lan?

i expected more people

So all good games over for today.

Why wasn't huskar picked at TI5? he would've raped storm and lesh as well as gyro.

>>122491774
maelk got bantered to death so they needed a new guy to make fun of

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>>122491878
Do you even graveyard shift?

>>122491683
The problem methinks is that Dota doesn't have many defensive supports that can actually heal big chunks and/or safekeep heroes. Dazzle and WW can do both and therefore they are inherently superior at performing the defensive support role and it's clearly too strong looking at how much they're picked. The problem isn't defensive support in itself it's how they're so rare they outshadow the traditional offensive supports and are picked in every game. Either make more supports viable as defensive or nerf defensive supports.

>>122491795
>I follow this girl and keep all the garbage she takes outside, there's no way she wouldn't love me

>>122491523
at least youre not me who played dota2 since 2011, rank flys by and i calibrate to 3.7k

present down to 3k

ill never be good

>>122491878

you don't sound very free to me

>>122491509
fata is very good. kuro is okay.

>>122491632
qojqva focused on school and started sucking i think. he was shit at the end of his time in liquid. was super sick a couple of months before that though, one of the best offlaners in the world.

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Why does notail cause so much anger in /d2g/?

>>122491878
>we can't wake up at 3 in the fucking morning to enjoy dota
where is your freedom now

>>122490152
LMAO. Joka päivä, joka päivä tällä paska studio audio on epätasapainossa. Joka päivä he kaipaavat 3/4 luonnoksen tai jopa koko valmisteluvaiheessa. Joka päivä Ching Chong Merlini on likainen ja epäsiisti kun valu, unshowered ja hoitamaton, koska hän kieltäytyi suihkussa ja hänen omistautumista mouthbreathing. Joka päivä rasva juutalainen David "LD" Gormanberg on rasvaa juutalainen, rasvaa ja juutalainen. Joka päivä GoDz imee pieni kukko Kiinan DOTA kohtaus vain hieman vaikeampi, epätoivoisesti toivoen Kiinan kuorman ampui syvälle kurkkuun, kun yrittää etsiä "cool" kauheisiin pedofiili viikset. Joka päivä, Zyori "SNIFFBOY" haistaa hänen likainen kivespussin kameran, osu aikaisin teamfights ja kuluu vaaleanpunainen rusetti hänen inhottavaa, kauhea "hiukset". Joka ikinen päivä tämä jatkuu, ja te ihmiset syö se. Rakastat sitä. Tämä on todella kuvottava. Olen tympääntynyt ja inhoan jokainen teistä, joka ikinen konna että lahjoitti tämän hirveä studion kickstarter joka ikinen retard että kellot niiden virtoja ilman AdBlock, joka ikinen fani tämän kamalaa, vastenmielinen, loukkaavaa tekosyy "studio" .

>>122491523
Stop caring about playing the game. I have the same mmr as you and I uninstalled. I only watch esports now. It's a toxic game that ruins your leisure time. You're supposed to enjoy your leisure time.

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>>122489453
>mobas

>>122490429
LMAO1PL8

>>122491878

why not? isn't that time for 4th dinner aka preemptive breakfast?

>>122491968
This might be weird and just me but I feel like I know how he smells when I see his gay pictures and it's not a smell I like.

WHO COULDN'T HANDLE THE BANTER, I THINK SOMEONE IS MISSING ON THE "ANALYST" """""""PANEL""""""""

>>122490920
Those thighs mhhh

>>122491968
because some 3k unranked timber mainer keeps spamming his face here

>>122491968
Because he's annoying as fuck. Did you ever see his stream?

Pleasant enough guy in interviews though. But that's not his true nature.

>>122491575
yeah except for AL "THE 1K GPM" CHEMIST

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>>122491968
Lelouch desu

>implying it's not lelouch posting just to bait this response

>>122492019
USSO TAUNTAAA

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>>122491886
people should definitely just take a week off in the middle of semester to go watch people play dota

>>122491958
>>122491995
>>122492061
not everyone is a disgusting NEET

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>>122492048
>video games

>>122491223
>not black
cumon

>>122492117
>taking pride in being a wage slave to your corporate overlords
based protestant work ethic