/ink/ - Splatoon General

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bara

>>122354757
first for too much fucking glass

marie

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This cute squidboy's K/D always looks as good as his sick, perfect beret.

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wich splatoon wud u poon?

when will ninty add dmg+ gear that isn't horrible

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>>122355076

>>122354513
>>122354803
reposting in this thread
okay squad is open

>>122355150
still waiting on my friend invite to go thorugh

>>122355105
you can either be a tryhard eliter shitter or look fresh, not both

hey mr. magpie -
i sent you a request since we squadded together before
i'm not sure that i'm down for a squad right now though

E.J. I think we played a bit yesterday in TW. I'll be sure to send you a FC later.

>>122355490
>>122355257
errrr sorry, someone else joined, so I thought it was you

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>>122354917
how come there's never any muscle woomies?

>>122355536
>always type FC instead of FR
What the shit is going on with me

>>122355551
huh? it's fine. i just thought i'd send a request since we've played together before. i'm tia.

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>>122355551
shit, guess thats out then. anyone up to squad with an A- shitter?
K.K.K.Fishcake

>>122355594
The world cant hand em

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>>122355536
Alright

>>122354757
It's "Takoroka", you stupid fuck, not Takaroka

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>>122355594
there are

this is as good as it ever gets unfortunately

Will I ever be good enough to squad with someone here if all I like playing is shooters and inkbrush?

>>122356536
There's absolutely nothing wrong with shooters and I'm confused as to why you think there is.

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>>122356265
Fit expansion when

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I want a strong little woomy to pick me up and swing me around like a roller

>>122356595
Most high level people I see here play chargers and blasters

I haven't played Splatoon in a week because I'm too lazy to swap out the Mario Maker disc.

When's the next splatfest?

>>122357020
hasn't been announced yet

turf war has gotten so fucking lame its not even worth playing anymore
>7 people every game using special stacking splash o matics
so fun

>>122357472
>someone complaining about the splash-o-matic

>>122357662
yeah Im going to complain when everyone on both teams uses the exact same shit every game

>>122357472
>splash-o-matic

nobody above B uses that thing, even in TW. you should have no problem killing these squibs before they get their special.

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>engaged in a heated game of hide and seek with chargerfag
>suddenly we win
Okay.

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ggs

>>122357721
havent had a game without atleast 2 in it all day and its annoying because it kills my fps

>>122357803
GGs
I look completely unfresh cause I was trying to max out some new gear

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Classic miiverse

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>>122358178

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>>122357721
I used it in /ink/ pre-2.0 lobbies and did well with it. I still have a pretty high turf inked with it even though I haven't used it that much since 2.0 hit.

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woomy taking orders from her commanding officer

>all but 1 or 2 deaths were from falling off the map
i love the museum

Didn't expect visitors on turf war, hi there

>>122358460
were they using attempting to use a blaster?
hello, that was probably me

>>122358629
It is

>tfw someone poofs before you can splat them

>>122358664
obviously i'm not the best blaster-er, but i'm trying

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>>122355594
>>122356265
i'm not even into bara, but you'd think that considering amount of weird fetish anons, there'd be more muscle woomies i have attempted to right this wrong

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>>122358974
you're a good egg, anonymous

Gotta go mag squad. Twas a pleasure.

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>>122358056
me too brah

>>122358924
Im gonna try one too

GGs guys.

>>122359159
>>122359305
GG guys

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>>122326134
>>122326962
>all this trash talk only to get rekt by choke squad and tsb

>see some fun porn of this game
>pick it up to see if the game is just as fun
>it's actually a lot more fun
Neat, I fucking suck though.

>someone using bamboozler
>me, too drunk to live: WELL SHIT!! THAT'S A CHALLENGE
time to embarrass myself as i attempt to level this gear

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>>122358178

>>122360976
luna neo.png

>>122360976
Je Suis Moray Towers

Late morning eurosquads ?

You know, I don't play Ranked as much as Turf because my rank easily goes to shit because I'm not all that good, but holy hell did I have some shocking matches yesterday.

I had some great teams and we won quite a few, but then I also had someone on Museum grabbing the Rainmaker then just running into a high glass wall trying to jump up it and not giving up for 10 seconds.
I also had several matches where no-one else on my team would go anywhere near the Rainmaker once we've burst the shield, like they're scared of it.
Then there were lots of matches on Tower Control where they were scared to get on the tower, wouldn't cover it and would also just let the other team ride it straight to the goal.

It really messed up my rank. I only had a few points left until I finally got out of the B- hell I've been stuck in for months. Damn.

>>122362273
b ranks are fucking hell. but then again, the higher ranks are that much better.

>>122362364
AREN'T* not are
jesus that makes my initial post sound so horrible
sorry

>>122362273
took me a week to get a fresh account from C- to S on a weapon I was complete dogshit at (splat charger, after using basically nothing but rollers until then). GET GOOD

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>>122362518

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Hosting Squads again!

All weapons/ranks welcome.

NNID IAMUSORRY

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>>122362882
Guess I'll get off my ass and start up my WiiU.

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>>122358974
Never right it

oi
where the squidbois?

>>122362882
Still need another member? If so I'll add you

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>>122363606
Yes, 1 spot open.

>>122363650
Thanks. Let me just set up everything and I'll be right there.

>>122362989
>yume nikki fart art I haven't seen
Thanks anon.

>>122354917
>>122363174
>>122355594
bara spaghetti a best

bara spaghetti a STRONK

>>122362882
>All weapons/ranks welcome.
even inkbrush/c-?

>>122363650
>>122363704
Sent it. Loading up game now

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>>122363923
Someone took your spot, I'll add you as soon as a spot opens again.

>>122363872
Yes, must be level 10 though.

>>122363968
No problem. Reply to me here if a slot opens up so I'll see you've added me.

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>all of the badass headgear is Opening Gambit/Last Ditch Effort

Absolute fucking bullshit.

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>>122363235

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>>122364398
truly the best shirt
perfect for splatling/nzap

>>122364393
F O R G E
O
R
G
E

>>122364393
at least the aviators are rockenberg
;_;

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>>122364569
I fuckin love this shirt

>>122364676
yeah it's amazing, i got a similar setup on mine that's 2 run speed and 1 damage up, pairs well with my white headband with 2 damage up and 1 run speed

>>122364676
That's a pretty good splatling setup

Do you think subsaver would be good with a splating for the splatwall?

Fuck that blaster that last match. Glad I managed to not die and become a spawn beakon for the rest of the team to carry me and win.

>>122365002
Ink recovery is better

>>122365002
main or recovery is always better

What is with these Japs man. Fuck why cant i just git gud

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>ebin bubbler only squad
I wish I could punch those fucks.

Sometimes you just gotta look out at the camp and ask yourself why am I still alive?

>>122365269
>on towers

Nothing more cancerous

every fucking shot I fired at that team just didn't fucking register
they'd suddenly be behind me instead, I mean what the fuck is with that, it's been the past two games in a row now

I dont why but i love and hate getting stomped like that. I just want to be dominated so hard but just get a comeback for once.

>>122365669
>I just want to be dominated
I feel like everyone on this board is extremely sexually frustrated.

>>122365669
I like it when I get squidbagged by a spaghetti desu

any squads?

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>>122365669
>I just want to be dominated so hard

>spent almost the entire match hiding at their base on the spinning platforms
I love that thing. Nice of you to keep super jumping to me IAMUSORRY.

>>122364393
Opening Gambit is okay for getting to the middle first.

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>>122366249
How did that match even last so long? I got 23 kills.

>>122364054
Adding you now.

okay I'm done for now, I think it's my connection that's stopping me from shooting at absolutely anyone
GG IAMUSORRY squad

BOY, wouldn't it be nice to have some sort of way to opt out matches against faggots who have someone with a charger.

/ssbg/ here
Are you enjoying your casual shooter?

>>122366890
/ink/ here
Are you enjoying your casual fighter?

>>122366890
Doing good friend. Are you having fun with your party game?

>>122366890
And how are you enjoying Cloud? Are you hype for the broadcast?

Thanks for the squad. Can't take anymore losses for now.

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1 spot open in squad.

NNID IAMUSORRY

>>122367214
GGs!

>>122367341
Don't know how you guys were doing before I joined but if you were doing well tell me and I'll leave.

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>>122367414
We were doing terrible before you joined, so don't worry.

>>122367503
Is it even possible for an elite squid team to beat these fucking japs?

>>122367341
I think I'm gonna call it quits for now too. GGs.

i wanna lick a woomys armpit

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>>122367542
Yeah definitely. I have held squads of +25 winning streaks, crushing even the laggiest S+ Japs.

>>122367543
GGs Lonar.

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>>122367643
>Lonar

>>122367643
Is that picture meant to be a mashup of all Nintendo IP?

literally no squids

Forgot the laundry, brb

>>122367980
>buster sword

>>122367643
One day you should compile your splatoon folder and upload it

>>122367980
more a mashup of the direct announcements

>>122368259
Final Fantasy kun is a Nintendo character now.

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>tfw after you conceptrate on killing the pesky sniper your team starts winning

>Stomping a nip clan
This always feels good

>>122368574
That was a beautiful lockdown

holy fuck you guys are going kill crazy

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>>122370329

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Question about booyah battle 4, Who actually won, im looking about and i only find people who are saying that the squid box and team nintendome won, was it really a tie?

>Connection lost
Sorry squad. With the new rotation I'm going to take this chance for a break. GGs !

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Rotation is here! Time to splat some japs! Who's squad am I joining?

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Rehosting new rotation, 1 spot open in squad.

NNID IAMUSORRY

>>122370510
GGs!

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Here comes a wild Ikachu, the Electric Squid Pokemon...!

It feels so good to have rain maker.

>>122370501
They were having so many connection issues that they decided to just split the grand prize.

Sorry squad about that overtime. Also for some reason suddenly I'm lagging alot.

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>team starts dominating right out of the gate
>japs get salty and activate lag armor
>I am now unable to splat them no matter how many times I hit them

>>122371464
>>122371484
Might have been them. That was bullshit that they even got it that close to our base.

FUCKING CLUTCH

>>122371534
I've never had lag this bad before against Japs.

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>last second comeback

>>122371464
Bum has joined the room, the entire match basically just gets enhanced with a 150 ms ping, everyone of us is lagging, even the opponents.

Can't even imagine how the game is for Bum.

http://strawpoll.me/6012175
http://strawpoll.me/6012175
http://strawpoll.me/6012175

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>>122371840
Everyone on the enemy team has 600 HP and I only have 10

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I love rainmaker so much

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I've been searching since it came out, but I still can't find the Blue Sea Slugs. Anyone have them? I'd willing to trade some new gear, I have the Beret, Squidstar Waistcoat, and Bubble Rain Boots

>shops only update with 1 or 2 pieces of gear a day
I hate this shit.

Communication error that booted me to the lobby for just me or the whole team?

>suddenly trisquad
>Knockout win
What the fuck

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BOOYAH!

>>122372204
>>122372207
I had some com. error, sorry guys
>>122372103

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>>122372204
>>122372207
>>122372243
That team was made by almost only B players, of course we won.

>>122371082
>not inkachu
you had one fucking job.

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>hiding in ink to bum rush the tower when the timer runs down
>perfect position, kraken ready
>charger misses my team mate and splats me
>they win on overtime

>tfw want to play but tons of college work.

Help me

>>122372875
do work fast then play

>>122372875
Your woomy would want you to get good grades anon

does anyone have the green parka yet

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GGs squad!

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>>122373141
>tutorial literally starts with "Think you're too cool for school?"
Nigga your woomy would pull you away from your schoolwork and force you to go have fun.

>>122372412
Ikachu is a better pun

>>122373313
Are you coming back IAMUSORRY?

>>122373152
>>122372021
I have both of these, but I'm squadding at the moment.

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>>122373382
Yeah in a few hours.

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>went from A- to b- in one session
>decide to play turf war
>get rekt even harder

>>122372021
>>122373152
>>122373412
Looks like the squad is kill, I'll start a private lobby for you two.
Bum_Nuggler

>>122373468
why isn't there more quidboys

>>122373523
play squads

>>122373535

Link here, I'd be down to Private Lobby if you're looking to get one started, Bum.

Of course, if that doesn't work, I initially showed up to sound the horn for a squad. If anyone wants to join but hasn't added me yet, my NNID is DeeDunks.

>>122373535
oh oops I forgot I posted that, if youre still doing it ill bring some off brand triples, turning my wiiu on now

Is this game dead?

I'm not sure if i should buy it.

>>122373729
absolutely, but I don't know how many people we'll get.
>>122373742
lobby is up

>>122373847
added you

>>122373847

Well we only need 4 or 5 to rock some Hot Seat, which is what I'm in the mood for. Honestly, a squad probably makes more sense to go for right now.

Scrub question, To add friends do you put in their mii name or their NNID

>>122373535
Sending a request

>>122373847
thanks for that

>>122374117
NNID since that's always unique, the mii name can be almost whatever you want.

>>122374117

NNID.

>>122373925

Adding onto this, I'm waiting for my brother to beat the boss of the Water Temple in Ocarina before I take the Wii U, so I might be a minute to join the lobby.

>>122374180
>>122374175
Thanks for the quick reply, might do squads in a bit then

>>122374147
got u senpai

>>122373523
If your on a loosing streak, play turf war for a while until you get better (assuming it's a problem with the lag gods). Or just take a break.

>>122373831
U wot m8? The only time this general itself is slow is when only the Euros are awake.

>>122374537
why would only euros be awake? i'm in mst and it's 8:20 here, NA people should be up by now.

>>122374615
>8:20
>awake
>>>/out/

>>122374650
I woke up at 2am, about to sleep at 4pm

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Holy shit 1v1 rainmaker is horrifically unfun.

>>122374357
Thanks, greatly appreciated, fun battle too

>>122374650
b-but it's cold, anon. there's some frost on the ground.

>>122374714
is 1v1 anything fun in splatoon? probably why they chose to go with the balloon-popping thing in battle dojo. not sure why people hate it so much; not my favourite mode, but decently good fun, i found.

>>122374694
The proper way to do it is to be awake at 2pm and sleep at 4am

>>122355105
ika dress

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I fucking hate you Spyke

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Bum_Nuggler private lobby is up, get in here squids, 1v1 is only entertaining for so long.

>>122374847
>is 1v1 anything fun in splatoon?

Yeah! Booyah!

>>122375060
k

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>all three of your shops have nothing new in them

>>122375060
is there enough people around for a proper private lobby

>>122375060
coming

>>122375060
I'll join again, is this still a gear sharing lobby?

>>122375190
I don't rollscum, so I don't have anything to offer except some new gear, any requests?

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just a reminder that you can get splatoon badges NOW!

>>122375282
Nah, I just needed the shoes, I'm good

>>122373316
is that a NA version thing? never saw that in the tutorial

>>122374847
I had a 1v1 charger vs roller match when everyone else dropped out once, it was tense as hell.

I bet a sniper battle would be fun.

fuck i forgot how much you lag

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>point blank charger trade

>>122375295
how to

>teleporting in front of me and sniping me
bum pls

>>122376229
get badge center is for nintendo 3ds

any squads?

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walk in front of the rainmaker shot

>instant knockout
BOOYAH BOOYAH

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>>122376390
>enemy fires full charged rainmaker shot
>no matter how quickly you dodge and run away you get splatted
>you fire full charged rainmaker shot
>enemies get hit by it dead center and the hitmarker goes off but they take no damage

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>that squiffer duel

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>>122376563
>dat inkmine kill

Jesus that lag. Bum please fix your internet.

WOOO TEAM CHARGER

>>122363174
Is that John Cena >>122363235

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>>122376762
I knew it was there, the whole time, thought I could step on it and get away.

>constant 24/7 inkzooka 1 shots
nice

am i the only one who has fun playing with bum? I find it hilarious

>>122377484
it's like playing a different game

>>122377484
yeah the lag adds a fun factor

NERF MIIMII

>70%
DAMN

>>122377810
git gud

>>122365002
I run a HS set with sub savers, and I've had some pretty good results with it.

Personally, I would use a run speed set with the Deco.

Join bum's lobby please

7/8 Bum_Nuggler lobby.
Not that I mind 3v4s

>>122377484
How does bum even get lag like this? Whenever my Internet is shit I just dc.

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>>122378372
Dial up, yo.

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>>122378625
>not posting superior ver

Choose some new combos, bum

>>122378905
Do you mean map/mode or my equipment?

ggs Bum lobby, gotta run

>>122378026
Request sent

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Special Forces Inkling reporting for duty.

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>>122378625
>>122378793
>being reminded kata is the primary inspiration for my art
>being reminded i'm still miles away
>it's not even that incredible to begin with

>>122379390
Lobby is gonna be kill for a minute after this match kids, I'll put it back up once I accept this FR.

>>122379496
we need a special forces squad to fend off the bandanna squads

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>>122379558
Back up.

Had a good laugh when I threw a splash wall directly on rainy

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>>122379726
>tfw

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Was going to keep this and then I looked to the right

>No NA splatfest announcement
Looks like we're gonna be on EU's splatfest schedule now.

>You do not currently have an Internet connection
Don't lie to me you piece of shit.

>>122380028
I'd keep it anyway, they look better

Anyone have a good roll on the Pilot Goggles and would be willing to go online to trade gear? Just tell me what you want and I might have it and we could trade!

>>122376229
Badge center, although you have to pay for each attempt like a claw machine and hope you can pick them up

>see Homurun about to fire an inkstrike
>move up behind to kill
>hithithithithithithithithithithithithithithithithithit
>lost count after 30 shots
>she finished shooting the inkstrike, turns around and splats me, then blows up.

>>122380628
you can get free attempts

>>122380797
You sprayed me for a solid second, I had to chuckle at that

>tfw no tf2 trading system with unusual hats

>>122380797
Reminder to count your hits and run away as soon as you think you got a lethal dose in.

>>122381625
When will you fuckers realise value ruined your game and just move on.

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/11/Heavy_specialcompleted06.wav?t=20110320072439

Really, turd war?

>>122381760
That's my fetish

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>finally got back to S all in solo
>hooray, time for some squads
>haven't been able to get into a lobby all week

Don't wanna be Obama's elf anymore.

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>>122381625
>mfw this shit never happens

I-I thought Kraken could jump farther than that.

>DC and then kek
RIP
GGs Bum squad

I've discovered yet another of my stand's abilities.
It can tie my enemy's life force to my own, which makes it impossible for them to die while I live. Once I am killed, they die as well. Kind of a silly power.
>>122381712
That doesn't work with lag like mine, unless I continue to hit them, they can survive what should have killed them 7 or 8 times. Even stuff that should be a 1 or 2 hit kill like a charger or .96 doesn't always work.

>>122382040
S-sorry.

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>267 replies
>74 unique ips

>>122383092
Wow, 74 people saying more than one thing and actually talking with each other, what a concept.

>doing well and have the lead
>get killed
>squid back immediately inkzookaed
>squid back immediately krakened
>enemy dunks

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What's your favorite advanced squid technique, /ink/?

>Squid Jumping
>Squid Snack Attack
>Squid Shooting
>Squid Sucking
>Squid Hopping
>other

Let the cum errors begin

Shit, dced and can't get back in.

Well damn, GGs Bum lobby.

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welp ggs bum lobby

i really need to go back and use chargers without scope

Dead lobby?

>>122383713
I wish Hank would make a video on how to master the technique he uses to outplay the toxic channer teams at every tournament, Squid Outsourcing.

>>122383713
Squid Schlicking

>>122384031
squid comms, with "on my x" and "using echo"

Anyone got that graph of the best 4 or 5 abilities for each weapon?

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>>122384213

>>122384839
I watched like 30 seconds of a professional squid clan one time before I cracked up laughing and had to close the tab

>"Kraken on mid! Kraken on mid!"

good grief get a hold of youselves

Splatoon is a fucking lag fest broken piece of shit game for autistic weeb kids cock suckers that play like shit, Callie and Marie just talk shit, fucking shitty waifus for autistic people that play that mother fucking shitty game, I cannot pass B+ because my team is fucking shit.

God damn, this Inkling parka and Beret look so fucking fresh.

Fun matches Bum buddies.

>>122383713
Jumping and Shooting (needs name)

>>122385325
Thanks for the pasta.

>>122385458
The Jumping Jap

>>122385458
vertical boosting and horizontal ink deployment

>>122385325
-thryack

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>>122385570
Perfect.

>>122385261
Do you have a link? That sounds amusing.

>>122385342

Too bad the abilities are shit. If Spla2n doesn't have a reworked ability system where you can change your main abilities or they have some multiple colour or slightly reworked version of the same item so everyone can wear whatever looks fresh for them but have what abilities they like

>>122383713
Implicit Squid-Paradropping

>>122385726
>Spla2n doesn't have a reworked ability system where you can change your main abilities
There's evidence to suggest that such a thing may exist in Splatoon currently but noone knows about it.

>>122385832
>There's evidence to suggest that such a thing may exist in Splatoon currently but noone knows about it.
No there isn't, what.

>>122385726
No. It would be too easy to stack abilities if you could change the main abilities. And I don't think that's what the devs want this game to be.

>>122385894
i think it was in a cat mario video where they show splatoon gameplay and one piece of gear had different main ability

>>122385894
i'm guessing he's referring to that gameplay video where the cherry kicks have ink resistance instead of stealth jump, so everyone thinks gear can have their main abilities changed from that one video

>>122385895
They could make it so that the subs roll as well when rolling for the main slot.

What's the minimum upload required? I've got only 0.6mbps, I've heard lots of people have connection issues.

>>122385894
A few months ago (maybe 2?) there was a video released somewhere official, I think it was Nintendo Japan's treehouse or something, where a player was using Cherry Kicks with ink resistance. If you go check, Cherry Kicks have Stealth Jump usually.

>>122386003
To be fair, I said suggest and not definitely. It just seems like a strange oversight.

>>122386003
That is such a dumb stretch. More than likely that it was just developer gameplay with non-finalised abilities.

>>122386116
fair enough, it's possible, but i'm going with the assumption that the kicks were originally meant to have inkres but got changed later

here's the video anyways
https://youtu.be/1JLXeEtmK_I?t=83

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>>122384956

>>122386305
Thank you, time is 1:29 if the URL's time thing doesnt work.

>>122386436
thats the rolling card

i need to update that

Anybody want to form up a squad?

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>>122384956
you mean this thing?

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>>122384956

>>122386683
let's paint some boxes

>>122385590
I don't hate the game THAT much

>>122386683
lets splat some zones

I was gonna try and rank up in random ranked but I forgot that I can not handle shit teammates

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>been trying to draw a woomy all day
>nothing coming out
Pls forgive me, anon, artblock a shit.

>>122386846
>>122386962
Alright gents. NNID:DeDarko14

>>122387129
sent

>>122387468
It's up. I only got 3 requests, so I set up a tri squad.

>>122387576
woah woah woah hold up jack i want in too
rad cowboy reporting

>>122387645
Alright, I'll go for 4. NNID? Sorry guys.

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I NEED THEM ALL

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>>122364676
>helmet

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Anyone for a ranked private lobby?
NNID scarth23
Starting in 10 minutes

>>122388956
i really need those splatoon software icons

>>122389295
I'm down.
Did you actually just delete because forgot pic?

>>122389295
I'll join

>>122385895

Except people are already stacking the only difference between someone doing what I propose and a savescummer is patience and free time

How do I git gud enough to carry my team?
I can't get out of A hell.

>>122389295

Your team is shit.

>>122389295
Sure, sent a request

>>122389295
i'm ready

>>122389696
Just dropped to A+.
After a day of shitty games I was still ranked at the top of my most recent team for number of wins ;_;

>>122389295
Starting
Format:
We will play randomly selected map/mode combinations unless a specific map/mode combination is requested not to be played, let me know which ones you dislike and I'll avoid picking them (e.g "please dont play SZ rig")
Any weapons are allowed
Any abilities are allowed

streaming
twitch tv/scarth23

>>122389613
Maybe

>>122389751
>>122389840
Accepted

That freaking jap roller.
He lag walked directly through my splash wall multiple times.

>>122389667
I don't think the devs knew about save scumming and are probably too lazy to bother implementing a cloud system for an already released game. We might see it in the sequel but who knows knowing Nintendo.

It's finally back.

>>122390481

Leave scumming alone it's too much work to fix just allow people to change their main ability so that scummers aren't at an advantage and freshness isn't comprimised

>>122390085
Is there still room?

>>122390085
Ugh you might as well just never pick Moray Towers for any mode

>>122390863
I gotta leave so yeah there'll be a spot open

Thank god, the B shitter left.

>>122391154
Piss off you fuck

Anyone else miss Moetron? Everyone is CA this and CA that

lendrox pls

>spawn beacon
the classics never die

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>>122391154

>>122391110
Thanks. I just had to finish up unlocking my beret's slots.

ggs derek squad, lot of good jhapanese squads on right now

>>122391492
I try.

who the fuck keeps putting a beakon on spawn

>>122392058
me