/ink/ - Splatoon General

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GG you two, I wish I could play more.

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ggs bum lobby

i think the squiffer is the only gun that can keep you in line

>>122299768
GG, sorry for being shit
is /ink/ dead?

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>mcu losing to C- 3-1

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Military cute squidboy's earned high honors with his impressive brushwork, what a trooper!

>>122300105
MCU literally D rank.

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Rate squid?

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Who wants to private lobby??
NNID: awesome_addict

>>122300314
our tag for inkstorm 2 will be F+

>>122300105
Someone phone the national suicide hotline for New Zealand, there's a depressed weeaboo that has to be put under suicide watch

Post your best/favorite rolls! I love seeing a good roll, so satisfying.

>Stil only 38 since I got to S right after the 20+ update and have no intention of playing ranked again
Shit, im never going to get to 50 just grinding turf wars am I?

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>>122300608
im really happy with these

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>>122300608

>>122300487
It's not like they're eliminated, it's swiss

>C- can't find 4 players

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>>122300608
such an amazing roll, luckily there's no cb krakon shirt
oh wait

>>122300814
kek

>>122300696
Whats the point, nintendo is just gonna bump the lvl limit to 100 in the next big patch anyways.

>>122300696
Squad with ink you nerd

>>122299654
HYDRA FUCKING WHEN?!

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>>122300608

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a glorious day to be a squid

>>122301028
Which shirt?

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>>122301028
think of all the hours wasted rolling this shirt

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>>122300608
:^)

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>>122301574

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>>122300608

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i love callie!
shes the best

>>122301781
why

>>122301781
no one cares scarth stop posting this in every thread

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>>122301781

>>122301781
nigga I would kill you for that vest

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>>122301028
more awesome rolls

>>122301451
will people bully me for being rusty and playing like shit? ;_;

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>>122302000

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>>122302118

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>>122301521
Man, I wish the retro sweater was worn like the 80s style with the neck cut wider and worn on one shoulder.

>>122301718
God it looks so ...ugly though, I think I'll stick with my accidental Urban Vest thank you very much.

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callie with a little marie for good measure!

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OFFICIAL WOOMY BELLY

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>>122302295
this ones great though

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>>122302450
Marie with no Callie for good measure!

>>122302196
Nah
You're doing fine in TW now. Assuming you're the right person

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>>122302196
no, I've been on tilt for like the past 3 months, and nobody has said a thing

just try your best is all

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>>122302587
so rude

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Anyone up for storytime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biOuuludMFU

>>122302000
miscarriage?

>>122302342
>bare woomy shoulder
I have a mighty need

>>122302821
no

>>122302821
do we get more bomb ass squid pussy

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>>122300608
I stopped feeling anything after getting a good roll a long time ago.

I wish the game put me on your murder team, Ran Da Muu. My team was bollocks.

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>>122302581
[x] kiss woomy belly

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>>122302821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KUL31KrJy8

>>122303502
where are her boobs?

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>>122303574

How useful is ink saver sub as a skill?

>>122302581
I want to kiss, lick and bite a woomy belly!

>>122303840
only good when it's attached to a piece with ink saver main, and even then it's only good with splash walls

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minmemema!

>>122303940
It's good with every throwable sub not including the sprinkler.

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>>122303770
You could have just linked the whole thing.

>>122304057
ink saver main is literally always better

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>>122303770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8FB_9EV_cM

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tfw a grown woomy will never think lewd thoughts about you

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>>122304273
>>122304114
Someone did, last thread.

>>122304121
alone yes, but when you combine them it's better when you use your main after using your sub. You take advantage of ink saver main more when you have more ink to work with in the first place.

>>122302640
>>122302680
Alright, I'll try to at least get a hang of the new map and then try squadding.
also need to remember how not to get myself killed so much with the spro ;_;

>>122304514
then why are you posting the whole thing in the thread

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>>122304514

>turn on console because 6am in gookland
>7 gooks per room
>turn off console

Thanks nintendo!

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Freshness check, please?

also what shoes match this vest decently? i usually go with the octoboots or bluemotos

>>122304791
any boots, or white low tops

pretty ugly though imo

>>122304761
Nips never sleep anon.

>>122304728
http://corocoro.tv/tachiyomi/splatoon/index.html

I don't get it either, the quality is off as if anon is saving the comic by zooming into the page and hitting PrtScr.

Any lobbies?

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>>122304728
Incase the corocoro site doesn't work for others. Plus I planned this since last thread.

>>122304739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uZw44_xj1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTdGQU81sio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T-cBHUwIPY

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>>122305301
The site wouldn't let me save or download the pages.


>>122305419

Anyone wanna scrub squad?
NNID: snakesamz

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>>122305745

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So what's all this Pray4Paris thing I'm seeing on the plaza all about?

>>122306140
http://drudgereport.com/

>>122306140
Terrorist attacks in Paris.

>>122306140
>>>/pol/

>>122305950
Sent

>>122303398
woah woah woah hey i want that goddamn traditional headband
id: K.K.K.Fishcake

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>>122306226
kek

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>>122306063

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>>122306364
>demanding things without asking politely
where are your manners

>>122305950
So are you gonna start a match any time soon????

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>>122306474

>>122306672
I was gonna see if two more people were gonna join but if you just wanna twin, that's fine

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>>122306595
p-please

>>122306792
I added you.

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>>122306686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idXni2gNNec

>>122306140
>tfw there may have been someone from /ink/ who we squadded with that died in that attack
;_;

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>>122306943

More squid comics, please.

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>>122307165

Good games soui

>>122307165
Just pointing out that you deleted your post here >>122306943 just to embarrass you in the fact that someone noticed that you deleted your post.

>>122305950
Sent mang

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>>122307401

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>>122307562
DELETE THIS

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Joining a squidboards clan was arguably one of the worst decisions of my life

>>122307274
Last night there was a dude saying that he was nearby, but he was unharmed and just a bit scared. Hope him and his friends + f@m are okay

Keep a lookout on your friendlists I guess, but I dont think /ink/ has too many French players

>>122307698
>squidboards clan

What's this?

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>>122307619

>>122307790
It's cancer
The cancer that is killing me

I had to back out to accept requests, quad is open.

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what does /ink/ think of these?
pre distressed

>>122307698
Maybe try asking one of the two teams here next time

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>>122307698
>joining ANY clans

Please, anon. You're better than that.

>>122307698
Elope and take Power with you.

>>122308010
But they have standards

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>>122307838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE7Nwnv3as0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldUHBg0yj8M

>>122308084
You kidding? TSB has like 20 players

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>>122308123

>>122308082
Power had to go do some real life shit so now we have this fucking guy who sucks shit and barely speaks English

>>122308504
This shit reminds me of those deviantart pictures of video game characters praying and repenting their sins.

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>>122308504

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>>122306912
>>122306595
im on my knees here brotendo
pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease on my kneeeeeeeeeeeees

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>>122308504
we posting miiverse autism?

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>Those squids that just walk around with rollers and don't ink anything

Why in the fuck would you pay real fucking money on a real fucking game to do nothing in it? It's always under lvl 10's as well. Why the fuck does this happen. WHERE IS THE FUCKING LOGIC!?

>>122300368
Well... it's... ...colorful...

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Statue squids. The curator was torn from limbs to limbs after the next rise of the platform.

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>>122309534
man japs pull off the cutest shit

So, who do I add for squading before I kill myself

>>122309013
>Well wishes after a terrorist attack
>Coupled with a picture of a vidya skeleton
That seems... uh...

>>122309668
If they do, why do people always bitch about Japs killing them like ravage beasts?

>>122309803
Don't do it, we love you

So how are /inklings/ doing in this tournament

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>>122308801

>>122310342
My hopes and dreams have been splatted

>>122309013
Now, I don't mind Undertale or anything, but why in the fuck would someone even draw that. Like, where's the fucking comparison to be drawn here? Wanting to cheer people up with an image of their favorite fictional character being happy I can get. Drawing that same fictional character being sad about a real fucking serious event is another thing altogether. What drives people to do this shit?

>>122310342
When the fuck are we getting a decent tournament again. Inkstorm had commentary and shit.

>>122310672
Popularity=more yeahs

>oh hey, i know who that character is!

>TC
Why can't every rotation just be rainmaker?
Squads back up anyway.
NNID: snakesamz

>5 games on museum
>lost the same way 5 times in a row

oh boy

it's underpass 1.0 all over again with players refusing to go into mid.

>>122300608

Don't have any pics, but:

Dark Urban Gilet with 3x Special Saver
Purple Sea Slugs with 3x Special Saver
Choco Clogs with 3x Bomb Range
Black Trainers with 3x Special Duration (don't want these)

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Marie! Marie!
I love Marie!

you wanna twin Flippy? Doesn't look like anyone's coming.

>>122311682
If no one else does, sure.

>>122311682
Who do I add?

>>122311682
Let's make it a three way

>>122311295
I want to stab a syringe in maries eye.

>>122311785
I'll open a tri if you guys are up for it.

>>122311829
snakesamz

>>122311885
This honestamente familia

>2-3-0
The hurt's over, little buddy.

>>122312058
Adding

>>122310797
The commentary in Inkstorm (and every other Splat tournament) is just shockingly bad. Luigisly is the only good commentator and he's a 7/10 at a stretch, I would say a 5-6/10 mostly.

Erik is just shocking, it's as though they pulled a football commentator and told him to commentate a childrens cartoon shooter.

Best way to get good commentary is to get players to do it.

>>122312180
THE

can someone explain why my Wii U is freezing 5 minutes after I start the game, and what I can do to fix it? This only started happening with this update.

>>122312180
BY THE LIKES OF

Dear everyone who warned me about C-,
I'm sorry I doubted you. You were all right.

>>122309534
>Thought it was repeating until the last one

Isn't that the animation from holding your sub weapon?

>>122308316
I love knit cap chan.

>>122309534
>camera operator visibly cracking up at the end

I never thought I'd see that in a vidya.

These japs cranked the lag switch up to 11

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>that kraken

>>122311682

I'll join!

Lemme start up the game, check my orders, the shops etc.

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>>122300608
working on a run speed dark urban vest, got the first two slots and a quick respawn

>>122313285
Sorry, we're full at the moment.

>>122313586

Oh.

Well, I'll go check out the new map. Tell me if a spot opens up!

Lost connection, sorry schmuel squad.

>>122312473
>After getting dismantled by the Squids Next Door
>You get to face their kek squad, SND2
That's hilarious. At least your pain will be over for real and for good soon.

>>122314154
Open

>>122314347
S'alright, if I cared about rank I wouldn't be squadding at a-. you coming back?

>>122314461
SND is garbage
I should kill myself

Leo, on the password.

>>122314505
Maybe later if we can start a squad again.

Good games.

>>122314950 Ggs
3/4 Schmuel squad, add snakesamz.

>>122315081
I changed my mind, kek.

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Be honest /ink/, how fresh am I?
The stats are a work in progress.

>>122314468

Argh, I just joined a turf war match.

Coming soon.

>>122315252
would lick her boots/10

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>>122315294
its full now

GAS
THE
FUCKING
GOOKS

This game could be game of the year, seriously. But this P2P bullshit without regionlock options is crazy.

>>122315252
What stats are you even going for with that anon? Or are you just gonna use a shiton of sea snails till something good pops up?

>>122315589
I rather play with good than with your sorry ass.

>>122315853
I meant gooks. Fucking auto-correct

>>122315252
Shit skills but lookin fresh

Eliters on this map are worst than the ones on towers, like they can kill you from anywhere on the map

>>122314876
What?

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>>122315310
Well damn anon, have another.

>>122315832
I don't really know anything about stats and all that stuff, if anyone has any recommendations as to what that equipment would go well with I'm open to advice.

>>122316276
i want her to stomp on my crotch

>>122315589
I want LAN parties to become a thing again. It's even easier now, but the days of lugging around giant crts and stupidly tricked out towers were pretty glorious.

I remember getting so drunk on cheap tequila once I lost the ability to eat doritos. Like, I couldn't transport them from the bowl to my face without accidentally crushing it into dust. We'd go on food runs and leave TA building a massive army of grunts to have an epic battle to watch when we got back.

IT'S FINALLY OVER
THANK YOU GOD

>>122315994
Learn to write properly, then we'll talk, fuccboi

>>122316276
>Dynamo Roller
I ain't that well versed in stats either, but I'd say focus on getting 3 walking speeds, 3 Ink recovery ups, and the last three could be whatever fucking stat you see as good I guess. Depends on your playstyle.

o-oh is everybody done?

>>122317179

Squads?

>>122317307
yeah everyone just kinda... left.
squad's open I guess add snakesamz[/spoiler

I'm so fucking done squadding for. Almost had a heart attack during that overtime.

>>122317486

Kay, sent you a request.

>>122317581
*for now

>>122317486
sent

>>122316383
LAN Splatoon parties are going to become a thing with the local tournament update coming, will it not?

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Dual Squelcher meme team

>>122317486
one more

The new clothes are very fresh.

The head wear is great as usual but the jackets and boots seem to be more different than usual.

>>122317814
I hope so, but then again I don't know a single other person who owns a wii u.

Snakesamz? Where did you go??

I think there are two 3/4 squads right now

>>122318259
I had to accept requests, squads back up

>>122317814
lan is already supported though

>>122317814
>>122318206
You can already play on LAN.

Not even THE Thyrack, one of the top 3 best chargers in the current metagame, can carry mcu and the shitter katsuie against tsb. smdh

>>122318370
but thryack didn't play at all this tournament

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>playing turf
>using gyro controls for the first time with kelp splatterscope
>have reticle over opponent
>it's moving all over the place
damn i really need to keep still. i splatted like 7 people in one match though. this is really fun

>>122318310
Join your original squad again, we have enough players now.

>>122318198

I've noticed that lots of the gear has a fabric-ey look to it, pretty nice.

Favorite new gear? I love the Nordic hat.

>>122318370
He can't carry if he isn't playing.

>>122318449
shit, lemme buy a dual squelcher

>>122318370
Shouldn't you be busy shitting up squads with your aeromeme

>>122318370
>THE scarth isn't streaming because he knew he would lose without his team's baggage carrier and get grilled hard by the chat
it's all coming together.

Damn, I always thought the point sensor would be kind of pointless, but it's awesome for sicing team mates on people I can't reach.

connection lost dual squelcher meme squad

I'll come back

>connection lost
shit, sorry squad

>>122318692
Keep on insisting to use le meme rapid blaster and think you're contributing to the team ;)

i wanna cum on a woomys feet

>>122318370
>top 3

who are the other 2?

>>122319760
THE nikey and a jap i'm guessing

>tfw holding back a kraken with an inkbrush
surprised I didn't break my ZR button

sorry team I spilled water on my game pad halfway through that match.

>>122319686
I just want to give a woomy a nice foot rub.

>>122320186
I fear for my gamepad.

>>122320280
is the gamepad ok

as much as i love the gal 96, it's becoming unplaybe to me. the lag and the blaster are pretty much making me change it.
i have to hit 3 times to splat, and at close range i'm pretty much fucked even when i hit.

i usually was the best or second of the matches, but since the update i've been one of the worsts, don't know what happened.

i love this weapon, but gonna have to go back to dual squelcher or n zap.

>>122320463
yeah I have a roll of paper towels next to my computer

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Am I ready for winter, /ink/?

I know it needs slots/re-rolls, but I thought this would be good for both form AND function for Splatlings/Slosher.

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>>122320608

>>122320608
ok glad you're prepared

Our squad's missing a fourth.

>The sudden influx of people joining turf wars just to run around and not ink anything
What the actual fuck is going on /ink/? Is this some YouTuber trend bullshit?

>>122321046
free target practice for the japs

>>122318313
wlan kinda sucks

Competitive Splatoon is a joke

>>122321046
maybe its that people want to see the new map and they're too autistic to press Y on the matchmaking menu

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>>122321423
the same thing is said about competitive smash and cod and they thrive

>>122321739
well shit i forgot to crop the image

sorry team I am awful with the dual squelcher

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>>122321046
I've encountered a bunch of the fuckers today as well. I just quite the match the moment I see them, shit's just become infuriating to see.

>Sniper on my team is just jumping
>Just try to cover up the hsit he's ignoring
>Get splatted by roller at bottom of Saltspray Rig
>Immediately go back there to splat him
>He's just jumping with the sniper in circles
>I just shoot at my teammate in anger
>Try to get roller but sniper gets in my way
>I get splatted and they both squid in and out of ink

First ragequit in a WHILE was had.

>>122320635
I need that jacket already

>>122321739
I'm just salty okay

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>>122320635
>splatling gun

>>122321423
>Tiebreaker system was changed in the middle of the tournament
It really is.

>>122321909
Sorry about your derank.
Do you want to try something else?

>>122322267
tell me more about this

Schmuel, you deranked? Sorry. :(

>>122322289
nah I'm having fun, I stopped caring about rank after I hit b

>>122318982
Is also great for the psychological warfare aspect since most people retreat because "oh shit, they see me."

>>122322314
It's just as it says, the scoring system was edited in the middle of the tourney resulting in some teams getting brought into, or out, of the top 8.

>>122318370
Man, I just want to watch thyrack play. Does he have recordings?>>122318370

>>122322469
Didn't think of that. I usually play chargers so I'm used to having the laser as a way to make people back off.

How do I get good
Can someone teach me

>>122322870
play more

>>122322727
wasnt the final tiebreaker scheme entirely dependent on bracket placement because it was the most wins against people with the same score or something

>>122322469
might also make some people play more aggressively since they know they can't sneak around

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>>122322973
I'm trying

This is my last match Schmuel Squad. GG!

>>122320186
I tried that with an Octobrush once. Never again.

>>122322870
squad up and learn from getting beat down by hordes of robojaps

>>122323193
>0:26 on Yoshi
How?

>>122323193
>90 hours is a lot

>>122323353
>In 14 days

> tfw likely won't play against MCU

>>122322870
Just watch -scarth when he streams and learn that way :^)

>>122323012
I couldn't say, I heard about it from a player that's a little upset that their team got booted out of the top 8 because of the sudden shift. I believe the MCU only owes their spot at eight place thanks to the updated system so at least it's made SOME people happy :^)

i tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matteeer

1 or 2 spots open in Schmuel squad.

ggs rainy and Wolfhound.

Schmuel, wanna twin if nobody joins?

>>122323805
It's still bullshit, it should have just been top 12. Swiss rounds is S H I T

>>122323991
NNID?

>>122323991
nnid please

>>122323991
yeah I'll put a twin up in a couple minutes if no one joins

Spaceman! Hello.

>>122322842
Point sensors is the most undervalued sub in the game, even more so than disruptor.
I mean, it isn't the best but it has some great uses

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>>122303304
Marie loves pizza.
She loves extra mozzarella

I guess this squad is a load of BS

>>122324007
Only leeping a final eight for a tournament of 42 participants was a questionable choice, but there's only so much time to work with, I suppose.

Nice competitive game we've got there, eyy.

>>122324197
Point Sensor for Smash!

>>122324197
It's so cheap too, it's like having echolocator automatically running 50% of the time.

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>Keep losing by 1% at the Museum

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>>122324121
...
>>122324038
>>122324101

>>122324197
everyone will learn about the disruptor when the zink mini comes out

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where were you when /ink/ was kill?

>>122324390
Kept happening to me until I found out about placing sprinklers on their rotation platforms. Shit's the most satisfying sprinkler-related thing since people found out about placing them on the crane at the top of Saltspray.

>>122324494
What would make it different than the trislosher's release?

>>122324873
mobility

>>122324851
what the shit, we've beaten those faggots in squads

>>122324868
Sprinkler ALL the moving things!

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>>122325180
this desu senpai

I want to git gud with the vanilla Sploosh since design wise it's my favorite gun but I've always used long range weapons like the Squelchers and Gals. How should I adjust my game to learn how to sploosh? Because when I try to use it my performance is so inconsistent. Some matches I'm just killing it and others I'm curb stomp repeatedly. Is it just ALLAHU AKBAR! all day or is there some secret meta I'm not seeing?

Man, I cannot not get killed by lunar blasters. There's just not enough time between shots to dodge the second one.

BR? HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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This is unit Forge. The objective's been brought right to our doorstep - requesting permission to take a dive with the Rainmaker.

>>122325381
Slap 3 def up and you're guaranteed to avoid them. Every time I die because my second luna splash didn't kill, it's always due to def up.

>>122322870
- stick to ranked so you can fight people on your level (getting destroyed by S players in Turf Wars can be discouraging for newcomers - avoid that mode until you climb to at least B rank)
- have patience (the more you play the better you'll slowly get)
- keep trying out different weapons until you find ones you like
- learn the stages & the types of strategies you can do on each one
- never take your mind off your opponents (especially snipers). Keep track of what weapons they have, where they are at and what specific tactic they might be trying to do.
- watch how top players play on twitch or youtube (ThatSrb2DUDE is pretty good imo)

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>TC
>SZ
>TC

WHERE THE FUCK IS RAINMAKER?!

>>122325783

In the garbage where it belongs

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>>122325848

>>122325783
one of the chinks probably found some exploit to get the rainmaker to some retarded spot on the map, better check twitter and find a video of it

>sudden moonlag at the end
I sense shenanigans.

>>122324851
Le Splatoon compétitif, c'est notre affaire et celle des japonais. Foutez le camp les freedom fries.

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>wait 45 minutes at a diner for a grilled cheese
>it tastes like shit

Sorry, got dc'd from squad.

Connection to squad lost, argh. Make another or will I?

>>122325575
I'm pretty tempted. I don't have well rolled def+s though.

>>122326134
France, how are you holding up?

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>>122325848

>>122325783
RM was last rotation. Get over yourself, RM and SZ are literally the most common modes in the game.

>>122326195
what is the Splatoon connection to this? Am I missing something?

>>122326219
>>122326251
I put one back up, join schmuel

>>122326195
That's fucking brutal. You could make a film of it and hawk it to an art gallery as a meditation on the ultimate futility of life.

Hey, do you guys have the new Cold-Blooded shirt? Jelonzo just got it in today for me, I can share it around if you want it.

>>122326360
Get off your high horse

>>122326385
Am I keking someone

>>122326421
>ultimate brutality of life
>over a grilled sandwich, instead of yesterday's massacre

sqvad? Lucidium

>>122326373
It's the Pixiv image dumper forgetting that this isn't their blog, once again.

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>>122326527
thats the joke dumbass

>>122326527
Exactly, it's a commentary within a commentary.

Were the attacks in France even the biggest murder event yesterday?

>>122326490
You kek'd Spaceman, but it's okay, I like you better.

>>122326708
>the Pixiv image dumper
i wasn't aware this was a thing

>>122326350
Better than you, that's for sure. We are aiming to tackle a Japanese tournament next now that the west has exhausted itself trying to pose a challenge to our Gallon squad.

>want to recon
>hit x by accident

[BUTTON A INTENSIFIES]

>>122326134
Dégage Andy

DCed, sorry squad.

>ride tower, enemy wiped out
>about to steal enemy lead
>connection is unstable
>suddenly disconnected
Sorry Schmuelsquad ;_;

>>122326195
First, not your blog. Second, serves you right for ordering something that could be easily done in your house.

>>122327286
they caught onto your winning shenanigans and put a swift end to it

>cum error
Fuck sorry guys

Uhh, guys my internet broke. Gimme a sec to come back.

>>122327272
>>122327350
Weird, I got that too. I think something fucked up on Nintendo's end.

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>>122327272
>>122327286
>>122327350
was it a 1v4?! lol

>>122327421
Yup, I can't connect either, server is down I think

>>122299654
>http://splatoon.nintendo.net/
DID ONLINE JUST DROP FOR ANYONE ELSE?

LIKE SERVER ISSUES?

>>122327350

You too? What happened? I got booted back to the plaza and had to reconnect the internet.

I recorded that match, we were about to take the lead ;_;

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Oh god, are the servers taking a huge shit or is it just my internet?

>>122327546
fuckin octos hacking our shit again

>counter keked
RIP

>>122326373
it took a long time over the course of which you grew more and more dissatisfied, and when the end finally came you realized you probably shouldn't have tried at all
just like playing ranked