/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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'sup /GTAG/

can't even fucking play

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fuck, marry, kill?

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ALSO THE PS4 CREW

>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community

Who wants some cash? PC only.

>>121725776
Fuck UZI, marry machine pistol and kill the hideous AP meme gun

why is the emblem so shit now

>>121725874
Honestly I forgot, I just take the OP and just copy/paste.

Sorry 'bout that.

>>121725089
Who is that woman with invisible arms? That is so cool, she's so special. That duffle bag also makes her look even more cooler wow!

>>121726351
Don't be sorry. It was removed for a reason. The ps4 crew is gta general vg. Don't put this autists crew in the op.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UKO72AtVfM

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Krop's head?

And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and try to graduate?
Life's better now than it was back then
If I was them I wouldn't let me in

*******

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bacLfBrdZy

I have climbed the highest mountains
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you
Only to be with you

I have run I have crawled
I have scaled these city walls
These city walls
Only to be with you
But I still haven't found
What I'm looking for
But I still haven't found
What I'm looking for

>>121726351
don't apologise just fix it.

>>121725776
>fuck minigun
>marry gussemberg sweeper
>kill the homing launcher

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>>121726324
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>>121726667
never once seen ANYONE in that crew playing
only gtag sessions happen with me and the gtag community

>>121726994
Except they don't. Your crews not in the op. Stop forcing it.

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>>121726705
I love you desu (to be honest) senpai (family)

>>121726324
>>121726925
yeah.
It's got 4 panels but barely even reasembess Loss? What the fuck

>>121727127
That's a nice meme newfag but gtag community was in the OP for months and months and months until Pkeks removed it because MEME.

gtag_vg is a PC crew now and there isnt anyone who uses that crew to play on PS4

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>>121727564
But MEME is the best reason there could be to do anything.

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Thanks for being honest, I guess

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>>121727747
Which is why noone wants to play with those people. The amount of in-fighting and complaining on PC is only getting worse and worse. Apparently you dont even PLAY gta you just fuck around memeing. People dont come on a game to see YOU. Gamers want to play the damn game

>>121727961
They're not because they're not really sorry.

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Sounds like you're suffering from a dank meme shortage over on the piss 4

>>121728291
Yep. Weve almost eliminated it all thank lamar

>>121727564
No, yours was removed because it's completely unnecessary. You're not fit to lead a crew and if you want to play in an official gtag crew, join gta general vg.

I can't even fucking play Online what the fuck's going on

>>121728481
>join gta general vg.
I think he was kicked out if I recall correctly.

>>121726769
I can't fix it
>>121726667
I'd say GTAC is PS4 only, with gtagvg being open to all
>>121726994
Because anyone on PS4 has your crew set as main crew
>only gtag sessions happen with me and the gtag community
heres a fix: only gtag sessions on PS4 happen with me and gtag community
>>121727127
I agree with this guy, although I think you SHOULD stop forcing it when it does manage to appear in the OP
>>121727564
>gtag_vg is a PC crew now
It's managed by a PC turd (me), however there are consolites also helping out, like holo

>>121728481
uh my crew is the official PS4 crew. Made first exactly for that purpose by request by gtag

>>121728551
servers are fucked atm

>>121728631
never been member gta vg general was for xbox 360 cunts

>I'd say GTAC is PS4 only, with gtagvg being open to all
I agree

>>121728713
Which was fine until you were deemed unfit to lead it. You can't fire a leader, but you can remove the endorsement. If you step down, nobody will have a problem putting your crew back in the op.

>>121729040
>Which was fine until you were deemed unfit to lead it.
Only ever heard that from people with an agenda to push their own shitty crew. Noone in gtag has any problems with how gtag is PC crew on the other hand...

>>121729040
>If you step down, nobody will have a problem putting your crew back in the op.

Tried it. Nothing came of it. new leader went off to play destiny for months so i took it back and have nightly sessions with great people in gtag. no drama AT ALL other than you talkng shit right now.

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>>121728865
gtagvg was originally "GTA GENERAL PS3" then the old leader changed it to GTA GENERAL VG due to 99% of crews being ded.

IIRC it was one of the first crews on /gtag/ if not the first crew

>>121729040
>If you step down, nobody will have a problem putting your crew back in the op.
Since this would be what the average /gtag/ person would say, I'd have to agree. But I'm not on PS4, so I'd actually suggest you get along instead of shitting shit up and pissing everyone off

>>121728745
Really?

>>121729998
doing pacstan right now on ps4 :)

>>121730080
Gotta love playing with randoms that don't speak your language and not crewmates that are there for you

Fuck rockstar desu.

They are the lowest form of jew.

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Fuck you Carlos, I miss you... - Dani....

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I just want to meme ingame

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>>121731546
>after you've done everything
Still makes me laugh. Thanks, PCuk

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>>121732068
Because doing all the shitty gamemodes ******** made is worth doing.

/gtag/ crew feels like reddit desu

>>121731546
>Autistic ADHD neets should decide what is fun

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>>121731052
I had one dream to meme

>>121732326
>still typing like a twitter nigger
>says anybody else feels like reddit
pfffttt

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>>121732375

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I fixed it.
You can't disagee

>>121732713
also
>post post

How is it feel to have a crew that is even more childish and cancerous than fucking IGN?

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>>121732979
Very good t b h

>>121732979
Feel is very gud, mai frend

>>121732979
>implying I'm in this general's crew

>>121732979
>implying GTAG is my crew

>>121733223

>implying that post implied that

>>121733323
Calm down, blater

>>121732538
>replying to bait unironically

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Posting webms again to save the general from these fucking awful cunts and their shit posts

>>121728095
>qt's awake and shitposting again
You're like the kid at school that loudly proclaims that sports are stupid and pointless, only because nobody wants you on their team.

>>121734441
second I went to sleep there was a whoel slew of shitposting and now there your inferir glitchy mess servers are fucked up becase of it your here.

>>121734173
It's funny because you shitpost the most.

>>121734804
I'm not even going to engage with you. Posting webms of gta. fuck you if you dont like it I'm running the show now

>>121732979
Put your trip back on qt

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>qt314.jpeg

>>121735195
how are you still here

didnt some guy make fun of you yesterday and then you cried or some shit

>>121735657
He represses it all at night and convinces himself there are people out there who like him.

>>121735657
i remember this too

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>tfw you're terrible at heisting

>>121736120
is that fucking rayman on the right

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>>121736120
>yfw you're terrible at webms

>>121736381
>hes bad at webms
at least your content is somewhat interesting, your setup is shit though

If Webm4Baka
Set reso: 900x-1
Limit: 3MB
Check high quality
leave everything else blank

>>121734798
>posts following the general theme of "what the fuck is wrong with qt"
>mandatory kurumashitter bullying
>MpJens missed out on food posting and was sad
>someone got help on transferring characters
Yup, just hell on earth without you here m8y

>>121736920
>at least your content is interesting
>just a retard slightly swerving a car on a empty freeway with nothing happening
>interesting
i want attentionwhores to fuck off

next time we make a general should we have a tripfriend filter list in the OP?

it could make the general better if we single out the autists

>>121730267
tfw beat pacstan twice last night with 3 random mexicans

>>121736920
>talking advice from someone I think is shit
yeah no. if i can fit it in 3mb its gonna be as big and high quality as i can

>>121737210
Yeah, newcomers shouldn't have to see this nasty autistic shit like 314

>>121736920
>900 pixels horizontal
lolwat? What kind of retarded setup would that be?

>>121737210
Then they'd change/remove their trip and probably shitpost even louder as Anon for attention and replies

>>121737210
Already filtered qt familia.

>>121737535
then we just filter again
filtering is as easy as a button, even autists will get tired of it eventually

>>121737645
good call, so will i

>>121737435
If you're encoding video to be under 3mb, you're not going to want it to be full size.

>>121737861
>deleted
lol

>>121737790
>change trip
>get mass filtered

>remove trip
>lose special snowflake status, become just another faggot
You're right, it's pretty much win-win

>>121738241
>3mb
lmao. What kind of video do you want to get with 3 fucking millibit?

>you're not going to want it to be full size.
I'm not saying it should. 1280x720 isn't fullsize for most people here either you know. 960 should be fine also.

>>121737340
lol the shemale doesn't like that there is a more popular name fag than him.

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>>121738241
eh sometimes it looks better in video the details are blurry I'll try that one again

>>121738449
yeah

no more attention = hopefully suicide

>>121738598
>eh sometimes it looks better in video the details are blurry
Are you for fucking real? Just enable motionblur then or something, instead of just using too much compression.

>>121738465
The bigger or longer your video is, the more compressed and shitty it's going to look. All of the 720p webms getting posted are compressed to hell.

>>121737435
some random made up shit, honestly nothing matters so long as the damn thing is the right ratio

>>121737340
>too bad I suck with X
>here maybe try Y
well then
sorry for suggestion a slight upscale vs a huge upscale for the ps4 reso

>>121738471
It's the estrogen treatments; he's not the prettiest and most popular center of attention, which drives him CRAZY

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just stop

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>>121738784

>>121738870
>The bigger or longer your video is, the more compressed and shitty it's going to look.
No? Larger filesize means more quality mate. Unless you're saying the same thing twice, and implying a filesize limit, which would be retarded.

>All of the 720p webms getting posted are compressed to hell.
Because lower bitrate generally. Not because they're longer actually, just the filesize limit also effecting it.

This is also pretty irrelevant to my post really, that shit shouldn't matter too much for 20 second webms.

>>121738915
PS4 only captures in 720 I play in 1080 and im not gonna stretch a already badly converted mp4

>>121739238
By bigger I mean resolution, not file size.

>>121739238
I would rather have a higher resolution than bit rate thats my choice

>>121739420
>>121739469
I assumed we were talking about 720p or lower anyway, my bad.
Bitrate's more important than resolution up to a point though.

>>121733436
desu I am only just now checking this thread and the last posts in the old thread, I didn't post in the latest round of autism.

And lel, who screenshotted my cumshot anecdote?

>filtered qt
>this general is just looking much more cleaner now for some reason
hmmm

>>121739662
Do you know exactly which resolution and bit rate is perfect for 3mb ?
I just try to not alter the mp4 much at all. if your saying i could raise bit rate and lower resolution and get an objectively better webm then sure!

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I hope they add some more heists soon.
So we can get even more missions to meme in. olll.

>>121741261
>Do you know exactly which resolution and bit rate is perfect for 3mb ?
>3mb
Like, 1x1 and I guess 180mb/s for a one frame video?

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look at this photograph

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>>121741584
if we ever heist together again, you're gonna have to break the memes in on me slowly, I am not used to the meme life anymore

>>121741279
But Lamar-missions were heists.
>long voice acted and mocapped cutscenes
>2-4 player lock
>generally had more elaborate objects than kill x steal y with voice acting while in missions.

>>121741862
Heist without the mediocre payday.

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Can someone help, it keeps happening

>>121741862
How is running errands for Lamar a heist?

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>>121741862
Lamar is the last person in the game I would want to do missions for.
He only thinks about Eggs and Gangster shit.

The objectives to his missions seems so pointless after doing all the heists, and have earned millions of $€£ already.

>>121742240
do not alt tab during loading ever

>>121742918
This blows. Can't fuck around with alt+tab or another monitor when GTA is loading or timed out and back to singleplayer lelele.

>>121743145
agreed

this game loads way too fucking long and we cant even shitpost during it

>>121743145
Does it take a lifetime to load into a new session on PC as well?

>finally load into GTAO
>see heist mission that I want to do
>choose it
>FULL
>RELOADING INTO NEW SESSION

>>121743317
yeah
it doesnt even help if you have an ssd or anything its all because of the garbage servers

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>>121743317
The worst thing about all these loading screens, is they are just loading menus most of the time.
It seems weird how it has to take so long, just to bring a menu up. Because if you teleport around the map (with fun menu), the map loads WAY quicker.

It seems like they where so focussed on all this zoom in zoom out shit, that they forgot people just want faster action.

PS4 here, which crew is the most live?

>>121743884
tomchaa is my SC name

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>>121743884
PC crew.

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>>121743884
The one not on your platform.

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>autists will never stop posting their ugly shit bitrate webms

Don't forget about auto aim :^)

>>121743884
>>121725874
this is the only active ps4 crew

>>121743884
pc crew doesnt have qt so its objectively better

also its more active

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>>121744145
>30fps webm

Consoles, everyone.

can someone buy me gta 5 on pc? I can't afford it ;_;

>>121744145
>its 7 seconds long
nigger i can get high quality mode 720p at 4000 bitrate on a shitty clip like that

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Hey guys, how about joining the most powerful crew in history?

>>121744145
this webm was better than anything qt has ever posted

>>121744446
No

>>121744547
put your trip back on Opiate ;^)

>put on rock channel
>It Ain't Me is actually playing

Holy shit. I didn't know they added new music for the new gens

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>>121744489
That'd be fun. I've got a friend who wants to join in for sure.

if i get ~2 mil do i have to worry about r* removing the money?

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Well shit

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>>121744646

Atleast Opiate qualityposts a lot more than you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_MPxg-m9e0

>>121745825
Xbox wins again! If only anybody actually played on it.

>>121745689
Tbh I would join

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>>121745860

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>>121745825

Thanks god I thought I was ding dong bannu'd.

>>121744489
Is there one that's still active?

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I think it is time we borrow something from the other boards.

>>121746995
1. How did you get the hoodie up
2. Where did you get the gas mask?

>>121747747
I think it's about time you killed yourself.

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>>121747747
A lot of "kindness" I have experienced in my life was no more than passive aggressiveness. I much prefer the rude posting that I can chalk up to bantz instead. At least I know I am not being rused.

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>>121747734
Of course, the jews can't kill the proud white warriors

>>121748163
Good post

>>121741261
It really varies by what the video is showing, much like how two images of the same resolution can different file sizes. However, you'd be surprised how much you can improve the quality of a video with a marginal reduction in resolution. Also keep in mind that lowering the resolution will reduce compression without needing to increase the bitrate.

>>121725089
Just a question.
Do bullets go through or hit the invisible body parts?

>>121748875
hit

>>121748875
No, Rockstar very meticulously tied hitboxes to visible body parts. No corners were cut with this game, no sir.

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>>121748875
Your hitbox is separate from your appearance. Of course you get hit.

Source: I killed Sen last night while seeing where his hat ended and his head began.

Dinka Vindicator any good for a giggle? Worth replacing the Thrust with? Kind of fancy the Akira Cycle.

>>121749285
>Dinka Vindicator any good
No

>Worth replacing the Thrust
Yes

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>>121748714
Sorta gives off a fedora tipping vibe, but it is what it is, t b h.

>>121749467

So better than the Thrust? I like the Thrust, so I'll probably enjoy this! Thanks guy!

>>121745825
Seems odd because I was able to play during that time.

>>121751404
>limited

Probably just means a lot of people are having connection issues, enough to report it as limited.

>>121744646
I don't post without it you disgusting waste of skin

how many crew members have you killed today?

>>121752728
3. Want to be 4? ;^)

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Why is it so quiet all of a sudden?

>>121754806
Because you stopped shitposting so we stopped shitposting and everyone else is playing the game.

>>121754806
No one can play so we just have the usual shit going on and even that's slowed down.

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>>121755081
if noone can play (PC) why arent they here shitting up the thread?
PS4 is fine btw
dem 30fps tho ;^)

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>>121754806

>>121755393
They don't have anyone to complain about, they can't grind heists with one random, they can't play freeroam, and they refuse to play singleplayer.
So yeah they're out of conversation topics.

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>>121725776
>fuck machine pistol in an alleyway
>fuck ap pistol in the back of my car
>fuck uzi ten years ago and accept friendship request on facebook and never interact with it again

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>>121755790
>they refuse to play singleplayer.
b-but mods..

qt what about you stop being a fucking fat virgin?

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Walking Dead is about to start.

>>121756718
Noah pls

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Dindu Morgan > Glen the Gook

RIP T-Dawg

>>121756470
Yeah I know there are mods but that prevents them from playing multiplayer with their carefully built player and the community this general is living off of.

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A reminder.

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>>121757120

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Are you ready for the Z Day update GTAG PC?

Can you survive among the ruins of an apocalyptic world?

>>121757503
Can you put on a trip, kid?

>>121757503
>Dat dying light

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>>121757274
>pretty sure it' killed itself
>mfw

first for dead online due to script kiddies

PC

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>>121758308
B-BUT IT'S ROCKSTARS FAULT FOR BEING ANTI FUN!!

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Flashlight...check.

Flares...check.

Ego Chaser's...check.

Baseball bat...check.

My body is ready for the Z Day PC expansion.

>>121758629

It actually is rockstars fault though.

For being anti-fun and not banning people or having a proper anti-cheat system that works

>>121758925
but the servers would still go down and people would still get banned because PKeks would be doing shit to try and get around the anti-cheat because "fun" instead

>>121759291
Well if they didn't play anything besides heists maybe we wouldn't have this problem.
Or if Rockstar made missions besides Titan of an AFK pay well

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>>121757812
>trying too hard
awooo

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>>121758925
Can you imagine the thread if rockstar added serious anti cheat punk buster shit tomorrow?

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why

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>>121759574
send help

>>121759772
http://www.indeed.com/jobs?l=stockton&matchtype=e&network=g&device=c&devicemodel=&creative=59800667805&keyword=stockton%20job%20openings&placement=&param1=&param2=&random=4633164165913169572&aceid=&adposition=1t3&gclid=CLm_jvimgskCFYKXvAodafsH7Q
help sent, good luck

>>121759491
>serious anti cheat
>punk buster
dumb consoleposters

>>121762065
It's more serious than Rockstar's patented Nothing At All.

>>121762065
just an example bro calm down
last PC game I played multiplayer on was crysis warhead

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i cant move

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Post em

>tfw you just know qt is a chubby fuck who makes selfies in girl's clothes

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>>121763068

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>>121763068
Nice.

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tfw you freeze and a lost MC walks by talking on his phone screaming EAT IT MOTHER FUCKER

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>>121763125
I have a feeling qt also invented sonichu

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>>121763375

Cheers m8

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I'M BURNING UP!

>>121725089
Why is hatenewspapers still listed? They stopped streaming.

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>>121763068

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>>121765883
jesus fucking christ

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>>121765883
FUCK THAT

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>>121765883
double kill?..

>>121766153
>with a controller

Nice shot that will rarely happen again. :^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>121766071
Yeah, PS3's graphics were pretty bad at long distances. And mid-range distances. And close distances.

>>121766408
Triple

>busy as fuck workday
>come home and see a new thread has been made
>my character is in the OP image
>even that one guy who always gives me shit for being a SPESHUL SNOFLEK showed up

guyyyyss staaaaahhhp

>>121766610
But were there even 3 people lined up, or what the hell is going on with the hitboxes at that distance?

>>121766610
yeah so unless teh car exploded thats some bullshit youre pulling

>>121766831
>>121766825
It was probably the dubsta 6x6 or something that can hold 6+ people.

>>121766825
>>121766831
I have no idea how it worked.

>>121766883
It was before the Dubsta 6x6 came out, so I think it was a Sandking XL. How three people got hit is still a mystery.

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>>121766750
Embrace the cunts, m8. Christmas is coming, prepare of kids on winter break.

>>121766883
That's exactly what I was thinking, it sure looks like it. But I am still not sure, and if it's not, then the hit detection on dedgen is fugged hard.

>>121767041
Could've been a bison.

>>121767108
Maybe, it's kind of hard to tell with the PS3's Jolly Rancher cars at long distances.

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>>121767041

>>121767221
I still have that problem on PC due to how R* does draw distance.

>>121767061
for*

advanced in English, everyone

Anyone else think C* is gonna model future updates similar to the Lowrider update?
>introduce 1-2 new vehicles
>improve the mods for 5-6 current vehicles to utilize the upgraded graphics of PS4/Bone/PC

We had Lowrider Lite with things like the Peyote and Mañana. One idea I had is some form of off road update that lets us put the Sandking/Mesa suspension on other trucks and SUV

Only issue with this is that lowriders traditionally have the hyper customized interiors, other auto styles don't. And we know C* won't do this if it can't have a 400k paywall on each vehicle

>>121769205
Easy.
Drifting style adds tyre wear so you have to drop 500 on a new set of treads for your ride when you want to hoon
Rally has a horrendous entry cost but relatively easy cruising from then on out
Performance has a horrendous entry cost and repair cost
alternatively remove full coverage for these vehicles like in real life, that would be -really- jew tho.

You guys see that update leak? How much will the yacht cost?

>>121770571
15mil+ from some leaked numbers.

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>literally 0 people from GTAG playing right now

ded game
ded thread
ded crew

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>>121725089
what's your favorite little doodad you've acquired over your play? I have the Racing Blonde tat, which while ugly, means I set a world record. I got it back on PS3 days when racing communities were a thing.
>best lap on down the drain for a whole 5 minutes before crew-mate in same session beat it
still felt good man.
>>121770864
>tfw online right now
y u always lyin consolefriend
>>121766883


>>121767108

Was likely a bison, I used one a -lot- on lastgen before the 6/6 was added and the only other option was hanging off the side of a granger (you were more likely to die than your average bike shitter)
Bison has 4 doors and room for 2 in back, or it could be a Kalahari.

>>121770994
literally who

Holy shit this general is dead. When was the last time Ludiko was on?

>>121770864
servers still down?

>>121771064
fuck off, orrie

>>121770994
pepe tattoo?

>>121770994
>he actually thinks he beat a world record

Sorry champ, you got that from a glitch like everyone else. Unless you are really gonna try and convince us you did a full lap under 3 seconds because every single track has had glitches times since day 1

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>>121771049
me? im a nobody.
but i am in gtag, and online.
y u always lyin?

>>121771205
literally what.

>>121771262
put on the sports version of those wheels instead of tuner

>>121771250
I really don't have to prove anything but having the tat, which I did.
denial doesn't mean that for a time 1:15 seconds was the world record on GTAV.
>day 1
day 1 online was down, day 2 online was down.


>>121771360
They're locked behind a level wall right now.

>>121770761
>15mil+

Wew. I could afford it, but damn it's gotta be worth it. There's no way I believe it will be a Pegasus vehicle otherwise there would be major lag with 10 on the map at once. I doubt it could be a static "apartment" either since you'd have to share it.

i think it's fake honestly cause I can't think of a way it would work

>>121771402
I also have that tattoo because I was the first person to do a race one time

>>121771153
I haven't looked at this general since the first couple months of the PC release so excuse me if I don't know all the tripfags you jerk it over. All I asked was if anyone saw someone.

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>>121771539
I had that on my original character from late september '13, but a wipe killed him
>rip

>>121771402
Down for most, some people were still on.

EVERYONE has that tattoo. You didn't beat a record, you got it for nothing like everyone else

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>>121770994
>his favourite tattoo is ugly and doesnt mean shit

>>121771616
fuck off, orrie

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>>121771674
>projecting
Oh well, I still have it and have had it for 2 years.
>>121771678
>this applies to literally every tattoo in the game

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>>121771983

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>>121772128
I spent a good fifteen minutes trying to swing an ambulance into blater while he was afk on that roof, but I didn't notice they made the cargobob's hook useless now.
Enough avatarfagging from me

>>121727564
tfw taking beta blockers yet your still here

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HOLO, BRING BACK THE NO FUN EMBLEM, I DEMAND IT. for real though please bring it back

>>121772636
I am eternal.

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>>121772651
>8 hours later

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>>121772737
You turned on godmode.

>>121772897
"I am eternal."

>>121772934
"Cheating"

>>121773009
"crew session when Digitalwanderer is around"

>>121773110
That paranoid a tiny piece of metal will fly in from off screen ey?

>>121773269
Well, I had to take a shit desu.

>>121771914
Put your trip back on so I can filter you.

>>121758769
is there still a way to get the mask/hoodie combo? pretty fucking stupid rockstar is wasting time patching shit like this in the first place

>>121775157
Yes it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IgvMnn1gx4
This is the current working way.

>>121776195
are there different instructions for getting this to work with a hood and not a mask/hat? When I try this method it does not work. im trying to recreate this:

>>121758769
>>121757503
>>121756940
>>121756718

Well, at least the mask/hoodie combo anyway. thanks.

Not in-game for now but
If you don't mind a guy with shitty internet, crappy framerate, hated by Fuckstar's servers but can speak English and understand instructions, add me. I'm up for anything when online even heists and contact missions
I'm in the PC crew, MortalPenguin0X
I just feel so alone playing by myself, and I also need more cash.


inb4 callmeqt replying 'lol ps4'

>>121777949
lol PC

>>121777475
Shit person who made the video but if it isn't patched this is it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1X70Z9aE8o

>>121777949
>not "TeHpEnGuInOfDoOm"

ya blew it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3rXdeOvhNE

>>121778480
Yeah i know it's shit but what can you do, too many accounts with the same name

which crew has more pc players? the multiplat or pc only?

>>121779036
PC_GTAG
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8A8IpnnkW8

>>121749285
Everyone hates it but i enjoy it, looks awful and is mediocre but the boost means you can get great top speed, 165ish mph is the best ive done on it.

>>121772651
nice

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>>121778496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrZ4sMRYimw

needs more edge in here

sent a invite request for pc, reavir19

>>121781415
Blated.

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>>121725089
After some soul-searching, I decided my fourth outfit would be a Madrazo Cartel lookalike.
Marabuta Grande and the Aztecas were second on my list, but the plain fact of the matter is
>One is a Blue/White
>One is Turquoise
Now that's all fine and well but
>my cars I'd use to rep are 1-toned
>I don't care for the Cowboys
And
>Fucking TURQUOISE
>nope
Madrazo's actual Cartel isn't very well represented in GTAO.
I'm going to the represented part, and leave the well alone.

>>121782780
>Autism

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>>121782923

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>>121782963
wrong

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>>121783121
better?

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>You can fit a Buzzard inside the canal near Del Perro Pier

You can't fly it all the way through though, there are bits where the helicoper body will have to dip into water to duck under pipes.

A damn shame.

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wew lad

>>121784980
reported desu

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Just being my wacky old self hehe! This is so much fun omg!

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Ruiner Circlejerk, post Ruiners

>>121785790
qt is a circlejerk ruiner

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>>121725089
On the last night on earth when the horses run free
The scriptures foretell of a party in Hackney
In a dimly lit room crammed with loathing and hate
They’re selling their souls and I just can’t wait

>>121782780

Fucking autism.

>>121782923

even qt thinks you've gone too far. Time to takea step back lad

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>>121786541
ur mum is autism

>>121786678
im not those anons but seriously i have no fucking idea what any of the fucking rambling means you did in that blue car post

>>121787408
Gangs and their colors.

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>arrive to rob a bank
>its closed
>go to sleep

>>121790785
>he bought a useless bike to roleplay

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>>121790863
only shitty bike of its kind is why I bought one aswell.

So what's the consensus on getting the returning player content? I heard that you just need someone to do the prologue on a PS3 or so and then stay connected.

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>go to clothes shop to get some new clothes
>its closed
>go to another
>its closed aswell
>third times the charm
>go to another
>closed
fucking fuck, first the bank now all the shops
webm related

>>121790863
Do you have autism? So he spent $50k on some shit bike he can call his mechanic and have him deliver it and set an outfit and switch to it and take a picture somewhere where it looks cool. It would literally take like a whole minute to do.

>>121792219
Staff is getting sick, zombie freeroam in 30 mins

>>121793256
ebin :D

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>>121790863

You can have up to 40 fucking cars and bikes, that's a good 8-9x more than you'd ever need for non-roleplaying purposes.

I bought this shitty truck just for roleplaying, though it's pretty fun to dick around in offroad.

>>121736381
How the fuck is he still on that thing

>>121793452
>that's a good 8-9x more than you'd ever need for non-roleplaying purposes.
That's just wrong, if you'd want to be competitive in races you'd need like 10 cars at least.

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>>121792165
yup

that's all it takes to be officially a returning player

>>121793552

People actually race in this game? I did it to unlock car customization (I only needed one good supercar) then never touched it again.

>>121793487
Im not sure. I know you can stand on top of the semi's and the ambulance.

>>121794020
Wish you could surf on top of more vehicles, Rockstar and their no fun allowed realism.
>Can't even stand on top of a Hydra going straight upwards without becomming a floppy ragdoll

>Kuruma knocks the trailer off your truck and tips it over
For fucks sake is there any limits to the stupidity of shitters?

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>>121732979

>being part of the GTAG circlejerk group

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>>121795480
>not being part of the GTAG circlejerk group

Sandking XL or Bison as an off-road crew transport? Bison has 2 more seats and weighs less but I'm not sure if either matters

>>121795682
Kuruma

>>121795682

Both have rear-wheel drive, so non of them.

>>121797024
they're both RWD

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>>121797024
Is this 2013? Go away, Sandking has been 4x4 for years (was bugged in consoles) and I can confirm that Bison is very much 4 wheel drive.

>>121798010
AWD i meant
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4/edit#gid=110431106
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Bison
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Sandking