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/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Nice ass edition

Old thread: >>121436451

>Crews
To join a crew you need to request an invite through the link and post your Rockstar Social Club name in the thread. Without posting in the thread, you'll get rejected, also make sure you post which crew you plan on joining.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg

>Patch notes
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/212174298--10-20-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-30-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-

>Rockstar Q&A on cheaters and modded money
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/201617423-Update-on-GTA-Online-Cheaters-and-Modded-GTA-

>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Brady Games Guide for GTAV
http://mediafire.com/download/f7ymmhia55ybhy9/GTA+Brady+guide.pdf
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Map of GTA V with collectibles and stuff marked
http://gta-5-map.com/

>Modding for single player GTA V
You should completely remove the mod files before you play online. People have been banned for modding SP before. You have been warned.
https://www.gta5-mods.com/

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>San Andreas MP mod info
http://pastebin.com/5yp4brcD
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First for one hour later
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More leaks.
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>100 posts early
Fucking consolefags
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>>121579450
Image limit was reached.
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>>121579450
>imagelimit
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5th for dumb question

any of you fags using m0d_n00beit
i'm currently using infamous but i need more features, damnit.
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>>121578258
man thats a shit 'shop job.
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>>121580019
>tfw never police cars are never gonna happen
I just want my unmarked cruiser/gen 2 Stanier.
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>>121580201
>tfw back in '13 you could own an FIB Buffalo
why go on
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>>121580201
>Ps2
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friendly reminder that multiplayer is cancer and you are cancer for playing it

single player master race, enjoy your artificial fun while I enjoy my mods
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>>121579716
>>121579718
Yeah, it would be such a shame if you couldn't post images of your little circlejerks, your waifus, or your tastelessly modified automobiles.
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>>121583408
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>>121583408
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>>121583408
This is an image board Einstein
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>>121584463
Cared enough to reply.
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best assault rifle?
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>>121584550
Yes, it is. Good observation.
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>>121584748
Well you obviously didn't observe it. I'm just trying to keep you clued up with insider information.
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>>121584850
>Flood the thread with shitty images
>Surprised when it runs out of available slots for new images
>Make a new thread to repeat the process
I'm just trying to keep you clued up with what really happened.
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>>121584734
my dick XD
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>>121584972
I don't care if the thread was flooded with images. If you can't post images anymore, you may as well be posting on a text board. I also fail to see how what you and I are doing right now is not in fact worse than spamming shitty images, because at least the shitty images are on topic. It's not shitty images ruining the thread, it's us right now.
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Which menu has tunables?
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Adding these levels for DLC weapons would makes the game alot better, anyone else find it annoying that everything is available from level 1 ? really defeats the point.

Pistols.
.50 - 42
SNS - 15
Heavy - 35
Vintage - 22
Marksman - 63
Flare Gun - 12

SMGs.
Combat PDW - 37
Machine Pistol - 26

Rifles.
Special Carbine - 80
Bullpup Rifle - 55

Shotguns.
Bullpup Shotgun - 24
Heavy Shotgun - 36

Melee.
Hammer - 7
Bottle - 5
Antique Cavalry Dagger - 30
Hatchet - 15
Knuckle Duster - 75
Machete - 53
Flashlight - 10

Marksman Rifle - 130
Homing Launcher - 155
Proximity Mine - 44
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>>121585893
>Special Carbine - 80
>Bullpup Rifle - 55
Fuck off.
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>>121585893
Prox mine needs to be 100+
T B H
F
A
M

but yeah level 0 weapons are dumb. Level 0 everything is dumb, my second char is level 10 and has (almost) everything my 120 has.
The only thing it's missing is pegasus shit and the useless stock weapons.
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>>121585893
>Flashlight - 10
For what purpose?
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>>121586041
Bullpup rifle does less damage and honestly i wouldve put it at 70 but the advanced rifle is 70 already, maybe 75 would be better.
>>121586215
The sticky bombs are only level 19 so i thought that 44 seemed decent because around that level you get more tactical weapons like the Carbine rifle and the MG.
>>121586868
Seemed reasonable
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>>121587296
Rifles do jackshit against real people, why are you even restricting them that much?
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>>121585893

>Homing Launcher
>Lvl 155
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>>121587402
Shouldn't have been put into the game desu
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>>121585893
Looks good except for the flashlight.
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>>121587389
They are better than the advanced rifle so they should be higher, what do you mean they "do jackshit against real people"
>>121587402
The ability to take out any air vehicle is retarded, the RPG is 100 and the mi igun is 120, it should be much higher
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>>121587987
I mean they're worthless in mid to high range combat. All that would do is make new players' lives miserable.
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>>121587389
>he doesn't know how to headshot
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>>121587402
>he isnt 200+ on both characters
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>>121588105
You can headshot with anything. Rifles don't have enough range for that to be an issue.
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>>121588095
>they're worthless in mid range combat
lelno
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>>121588095
New players have the first rifle lvl at 24, and the second at 42, the better ones come later.
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>>121588416
You know how long it takes to hit 24 without heists? Besides, they'll own these forever in their weapon wheel.
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>>121585893
>that melee list
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>>121584734
this
I wanna know too

I use the bullpup, but idk if I should be using something else
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>>121585893
all of the melees you listed are identical in terms of damage and should all be instantly unlocked
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>>121588502
Doesnt take very long at all, you sound like a noob who cant play the game.
>>121588570
>oh no the better weapons require higher levels
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>>121591478
I'm talking about new players, dumbass. You have no health, no armor and no experience with the sniping AI, so unless you have a shitter with Kuruma with you you're gonna struggle.
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>>121590315
The speed makes the knives better and the knuckle duster nearly 1 shots full health players.
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>>121591478
>oh no the better weapons require higher levels
Just for one example, you've got the hatchet at 15 and the machete at 53. Why? They're nearly the same fucking weapon. Why the near 40 rank difference?
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>>121591757
Hatchet is returning player vontent so itd be rude to have it high, i was considering putting it at 0
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So, how do you all get to class?
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>>121592963
gta?
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Quick question fooks.
Some guns look like shit (the regular Pistol and the Assault Rifle come to mind) and I've considered getting some mod reskins.m
Would this affect Online? Would I be able to play or get banned or both?
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>>121593268
Sure thing. I'm not doing much at the moment.
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>>121593424
better idea: don't fucking use the shit guns
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>>121578258
>Prices ever that cheap

HAHAHA
AS IF ROCKSTAR WOULD EVER CHARGE LESS THAN 200k FOR A POLICE CAR THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN STORE IN YOUR GARAGE AND HAVE TO CALL PEGASUS TO USE
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>>121578258
This is some really stale bait.
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>>121593742
The problem is that I like using them
Just that they look like shit
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post you're pets gtag

and tell me what is you're favorite tshirt?
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>>121587402
The low levs need to be able to defended themselves.
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>>121595565
Plain white t-shirt
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>>121591597
>>121591597
I started with no armour and low health and so did my friends, we all managed, git gud
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>>121596254
Everyone managed, autismo. But only the dumbest went through with it.
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>>121597084
What does that even mean?
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>>121597313
It means GTA Online is garbage and everyone should have dropped it 12 hours in.
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>>121597403
Aww did somebody get banned? Don't worry guy, just buy the game again and you can play with us. Just don't be such a huge fucking faggot this time and you won't get banned again.
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>>121597993
Oh, I wish I got banned, preferably early on and permanently. I need to stop powering through bad games out of buyer's remorse.
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>>121598765
Then leave faggot
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>>121589958

Bullpup is fine. Depending on who you ask, the bullpup rifle and special carbine are either identical in performance or just so close that the difference is virtually unnoticeable. Just use whichever of the two you prefer. I've used both, and they both get the job done.
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>>121578258
>tfw will never own a police buffalo
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>>121593903
what if they'd also become storeable form the streets? I'd make no sense to price them too much then
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>>121600505
>Implying they wouldn't have trackers in them
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>>121601152
>price to remove tracker
>price to add your own tracker
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>>121601296
>Implying you could take it into a modshop to remove the tracker
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>>121601296
>price to remove tracker
Never played this game, huh?
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>>121584734
Advanced Rifle is literally the best.
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speaking of police cars, which would be the best for a 70s cop, stanier, warrener, or glendale?
and all black or actual colors?
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>>121575306
ffs you fucking niggers, i have only played with you for a few hours and now i have a mime fetish.
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>>121584734
The car or whatever. The one you get after the ak.
After playing countless hours with all of them, im now stuck with this one. Dont know why but all the others are shit. Sometimes i use the ak but the m4 of gta is my favorite.
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I literally cannot find a server without a hacker. Not even kidding when i say this the last 10+ lobbies had at least 1 hacker being a complete retard.

Also very common these days is level 100+ hackers join heist's and have to be told what to do because they have not played a single heist yet. Ive had that happen several time in the last 3 days alone.

Its getting really bad out there. Shame on you if you use mods for anything but dropping money or single player modding.
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>>121603996
Runs fine for me m8 :^)
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>>121603996

yeah but 60fps
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>>121605315

you are probably the most autistic person posting on this general aren't you
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>>121605981
Sure am! Right after the no girls allowed guy, the turkey mask guy, female avatar guys, kalahari, food posting, memes and opiate kek
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>>121605315
26fps with 7 players each lobby ain't fine thou
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>>121605981
lmao someone got busted looking at naughty pictures on his mommies computer.
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>>121583283
>enjoy your artificial fun while i enjoy my artificial fun
ftfy
>>121584734
I prefer an AK for reg and carbine for spoopops (I only have flashlight and extendomag on AK, carbine is fully upgraded)
>>121585893
>SNS pistol - level 42
desu I'd rather get one of those as a second pistol free.
>special carbine - 80
for what purpose?
>bullpup rifle - 55
for what purpose?
>shotguns babbylow level
what the fuck
>needing levels for melee weapons
fuck off

>>121606179
>female avatar guys
isn't that you irl?

>daily reminder QT trip is fake and real QT plays on PC now
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>>121603996
>anything but dropping money
You're just as bad as them.
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Why is the olds school-hockeymask bank robber a meme in American movies and series?
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>>121607047
because comic books
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>>121606198
first lobby i joined tho
#BTFO
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>>121607205
im guessing that was before you turned your mic on?
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>>121607205
>304k

what a poorfag
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>>121607047
covers the whole face, looks menacing, is easily obtainable

not hard to figure out
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>>121606750
ok so you made this character once and a few autists thought he looked funny big deal

stop posting him he was never funny is this your first time getting attention or some shit you just have to constantly remind everyone your 9gag character exists? fuck off autist.
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>>121607505
DUDE
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>>121607205
Now do it again. Or maybe try getting something like this. ;)
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>>121607593
you seem bothered
oh my
i'm quite the animal
>>121607645
WEED
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>>121607650
>A room full of literally who and foreigners who dont even come to vg?
same as everyday except I dont actively WANT to play with them :^)
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>>121607850
Nice damage control. :)
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>>121607850
>a room full of literally who ... don't even come to VG
same as your lobby looked familia, atleast he has crewm8s to play with
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>>121607817
man now i feel bad for you
you really think you made a meme or something
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>>121607650
>only 3 higher rank than me
THIS is a room full of fun menu cheaters who keep getting banned

>tfw got more characters on my ps4 profiles at a higher rank than your entire cheating meme crew
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>>121607850
>A room full of literally who and foreigners who dont even come to vg?

A lot of crew members, unlike your pic, full of randoms
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>>121608115
>me
>making any meme other than coquette being quick
no ma'am, i just find it tickles my pickle to post them, and what tickles my pickle is what i do, ya dig?
>>121608247
>anyone who is a similar rank to me must have cheated
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>>121608247
Now you gotta manage to have sex. :D

Your damage control is lot of fun
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>>121608487
only the ones who didnt already get banned tho
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>>121608654
whatever helps you sleep at night i guess
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>>121608654
Not even 2 on that pic got banned. I don't think they ever got.

You should try getting friends irl, your crew is total failure
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>>121608487
Stop forcing that image.
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>>121608942
easiest way is to stop replying to it every thread.
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>2015
>still replying to Qt

someone post the image so xhe shuts up again
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>Being this mad about getting BTFO on a swedish picture plank

Collectively too!
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>>121609147
>female character
>bikini
>taking ass picture
>ps4

fucking virgins using this general
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>>121609147
>getting so btfo you have no response other than "you got btfo" and stop replying to the posts that replied to you
your posting habits are pretty funny
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>>121609374
too busy play gtao t b h
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Why does no one ever want to play golf with me?

Anybody on here want to raise some hell?
ps3
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>>121609612
>too busy playing gtao to reply to one post
>not busy enough to not reply to another
case and point mi familia
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>>121609116
Why not just filter retarded tripfags?
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>>121609675
>ps3
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>>121609612
>autistic tranny posts filthy frank meme
didnt realize you were underage too
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>>121609783
m-muh freedom of speech
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>>121609757
took that long to load nigger
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>>121609675
>>121609841
everyone knows the BIG DAWGS play on 360
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>>121609967
>console

Of course it takes, your 2006 machine can't handle GTA
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>>121609967
you already proved my point fair laddie

>>121610109
not on his side, but qt plays on ps4, not 3.
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>>121609783
even better, senpai
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>>121610198
talking about the price senpai
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>>121610198
That is exactly my point.
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this callmeqt314 guy is fucking hilarious
stupid fucking tranny grasping at his straws with his fake depression and insecurity
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>>121610362
>>121610353
o
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>>121607850
>Being an autistic tripfag
>Calling others literal who's
For your sake I hope you're being ironic
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Good morning GTAG PC crew! Time to rise and shine sleepy head!

How did you sleep last night?

Are you ready to start the morning off with some yoga?

How far did you make it in reading the new Bruce Wright book Bloody canyon?
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>>121611118
fuck off, it's almost night
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>>121611118
fuck off roleplaying autist
almost as bad as the callmeqt guy
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Breath in GTAG PC!

Breath in and hold that breath....get into your zone...picture your safe space...you are in your animal cave.....breath out....

See doesn't that feel better?
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>>121611118
>being strayan
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>everyone dieing all of a sudden
>fire and brimstone everywhere
>looks like city gets nukedd every couple of seconds
Doees this happen often?
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It's a nice sunny beautiful fall day! Are you ready to start it right? get your bike out of the garage and ride down to the beach and cruise along the strip and soak in the sunshine!
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>>121611118
>>121611664
>>121611896
How is this not autism?
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>>121611896
I'll soak you in this sunshine bby
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>>121611118
>>121611664
>>121611896
Kill yourself.
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>>121611887
It's most likely some faggot from gtag. It only ever happens when it has a bunch of gtag in a lobby. Rarely see it happen in other lobbies.
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>>121612201
I'm guessing thats pretty normal for a chinese cartoon site.
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>>121612201
it is autism and you are just as bad for pretending to be a girl, manchild
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>>121611118
>>121611664
>>121611896
Fuck off DDP
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>>121612201
It's not you.
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Can somebody get this hothead a hotdog?
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>>121613021
do you know his social club?

a friend of mine doxxed a hacker in gta v im going to ask him if he can do the same to this dude
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>>121613125
If they're going to have a hotdog stand, they should sell hotdogs. It's just bad business desu
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Are DLC unlockers ded?
Fuck Roosevelt, but I'd really like a sweeper
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>>121613570
Is there any way to permanently unlock stuff like the musket and that valentines lmg anymore?
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>>121611664
>same pictures and avatarfagging in the last 3 generals
If you're going to shitpost at least keep the material fresh
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>>121613570
the sweeper is a discount assault rifle with shorter range

it looks cool but its shit
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>>121612990
>girl
>>121608247
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Post you wishlist for Hardcore mode servers here!

Rockstar devs read this forum often to get ideas for what we want to see in game.
Here is the definitive GTA 5 Online Hardcore server ruleset

-Have to create a new character to play on hardcore servers.

-Forced first person view (with improved FOV)

-Forced free aim

-No automobile insurance. If you damage your car the money to repair it comes out of your pocket and only gets repaired when the vehicle is garaged (or another player causes the damage, then they have to pay for it)

-All jobs and missions pay out double

-No player icons on the map or minimap. No nameplates above players heads except for your own crew members if you turn that option on.

-When you die you do not instantly respawn in the same area that you died. You have to respawn at your own property or around a hospital zone.

-When you die you drop all guns ammunition that you are carrying. You can store weapons, ammunition, vests in your properties and inside your vehicles.

-You are limited on the number of guns and how much ammunition that you can carry. Better make those shots count. You can no longer hide shotguns, rifles, bazookas in your pocket. They are either in your hands or on your back. The heavier the amount of weapons and ammunition and thicker bullet proof vest that you are carrying the slower that you will move.

-Due to the "Jock Cranley make America safe again act" explosives and powerful weapons like miniguns and bazookas, grenades, mines and C4 are now much harder and expensive to acquire.

-Can not carry more than one bullet proof vest on your person

-Auto refilling health is now disabled. Snacks slowly refill health over a period of a minutes. Medpacks refill it much faster.

-Vehicles no longer have infinite ammunition.

-Many more properties have been unlocked. Live all over the map.

-Server count has been increased to 100 players since explosions will not be occurring everywhere.

Post suggestions here
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>>121612583
>some faggot from gtag
Most of the crew scripters are total bros RIP Krop never forgotten and I'm not willing to discount it's our guys, BUT... a lot of players legitimately hate our crew for bullying, scripting, and general shenanigans related to making entire sessions our bitch.
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>>121613808
I know but it fits my style
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>>121614379
you don't know these people to be honest
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>>121595565
ahhh fuck yeah it does

you could just use a menu and give yourself all weapons

use the vintage pistol or something idk
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>>121614147
I'd like this if it had hardcore damage models for players and NPCs ie 1-2 bullets are fatal, and a greater variation on body armour effectiveness; anywhere up to 20 9mm hits but only 2-3 7.62 rounds with super-heavy armour. Lower level armours still work well against pistols/shotguns so low level players aren't getting shat on by NPC's but basically useless against rifles.
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What is the fastest bike in game?
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>>121614606
Yeah, I'll admit I haven't bothered to get friendly with many players since the great schism
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NO NO NO HARD DOESNT HAVE LIVES!! HURRRRRRRRR!
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>>121616328
you post this like once a day no one gives a shit you attention whore
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>>121616430
second time ever, kek
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>>121616681
>posts filthy frank meme
>says kek
>is autistic underage tranny
wow dude keep on building this rep for yourself
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>>121615689
Whippet
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lmao

>>121616328
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>>121617737
>not a tumblr post
You had ONE JOB anon
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>>121618007
But that's actually real.
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>>121614147
>not having "Have to deposit cash in your bank account by ATM, no more using your phone to make your cashbux randomly disappear."
dropped desu
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>>121617737
ahahaha holy shit what a faggot
all of his facebook posts are pictures of his girl characters
dumb fucking tranny
>>
so what menu are faggots using to crash people out with the multiple models on your head shit?

it only happens to me when i call out godmoded pussies, i use fraps to record it thankfully, but it'd be nice to give them a taste of their own niggerdom
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Playing on PS4 is suffering.

Are people this shit at the game on PC?

I can't do a single setup of the second fucking heist because it takes a million fucking years for people to join, and people quit the moment one fucking scrub dies on NORMAL difficulty.

I'm been trying for the past week to complete a single Prison Break set-up mission.
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>>121595565

My phone's zoom is awful

I had the other cat on me at the time and couldn't move

Her face is priceless though she was so jealous she didn't get to sit on my lap

I'm a big fan of button neck t-shirts
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>>121619447
name?, i'll be on shortly
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>>121619447
just ask here, some people who I used to play on PS3 said they would hop over to GTA V on PS4. I'd help you but I continued on PC
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>>121619530
shut up and kill yourself, faggot
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>>121619530
what does buying a smart phone have to do with this

you're literally autistic, there is hundreds of selfies of your gta v character. is your life this empty that you have to pretend gta v is second life or some shit? if you want the attention go to tumblr, you degenerate
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>>121620224
justps4things
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>>121620463
are you saying all ps4 owners are as autistic as you are

i dont think thats fair for them to be represented by a guy who thinks he's a girl
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>>121609886
meme yourself babe T B H F A M Louis C.UCK
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>>121620224
>posting about gta on gtag
oh no
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>>121606750
Sns is 15 desert eagle is 42
Special carbine is better than advanced rifle so its 10 levels higher.
The assault shotgun is the only one thats particularly better than any of the others and its 37 iirc so the others should be lower
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>>121620463
>>121620978
Honest question, by why do you reply sometimes twice, maybe thrice to a single post? Can't you just jam it all into one post?
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Anybody in the No fun Crew on GTA online here?
GT is Schoolboy Qtip
down for anything , preferably Lowrider missions though
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>>121618612
pls
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>>121621308
unlike autists i dont care about the posts i make , I dont wait to fill 3 paragraghs with memes before i hit enter . also IM TRYINGTO FLY A FUCKING TITAN RIGHT NOW
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>mfw using hackmenu for the first time
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>>121621308
he forgets to take his trip off
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>qt will be shitposting in /gtag/ until gtao dies
sad
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Invite requested for PC GTAG.

SC: kileypls
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>>121622680
with luck he'll still be posting about gtao when gta6 comes around.
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>>121622827
>>121622680
>>121622495
>>121621308

reminder to report and move on
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>>121622680
>responding to him
>giving attention
>not having filtered long ago
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>>121623018
Reminder that announcing reports is against the rules.
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>>121623191
I didn't say, I reported someone
;^) checkmate
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>>121623018
hey he remembered to take it off this time
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>>121623490
nice try, tripfag
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So how are you guys getting richies? Doing missions solo with rich peds on is a safe method?
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>>121618612
infamous

i use it pretty much exclusively to crash out hackers that are godmoded or otherwise being cunty

pretty fucking funny seeing them type "wtf" before "x left"
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>tfw i can shitpost at home again
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>>121624056
you keep it running in the background all the time?
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>>121624056
Can you buy event vehicles with that?
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>>121624306
no, i alt-tab to turn it on when needed, but then it is on for the remainder.. that said, i usually play for hours before needing it
>>121624315
yes?
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>>121623737
Just get a menu with safe money option, it usually spawn a ped that instantly dies and drops like 10k
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>>121621949
how are we autists
have you looked at your facebook?

>>121617737 explain how the pic in this post is not autistic
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>>121625437
excellent meme my friend
>>121619530
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>>121625557
its not about custom avatars, its the fact you used the tranny comic girl to show everyone how quirky and different you are. not only that, you have literally hundreds of selfies of a gta character.

shit is just embarrassing and you still keep on defending yourself. s m h
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>>121625807
>Not about custom avatars
>Talks about my custom avatar
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>>121626271
>waahhhhh who cares its a custom avatar
i dont think you see the point, degenerate
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>>121626503
get out newfag
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>tfw a modder removes all your weapons
>tfw you file a report with R*, and rather than giving your weapons back, they tell you how to report cheaters, and mark the issue as solved
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hacker gave me 200k by spawning money bags
am I banned y/n
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>>121626503
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will they release the cargo bob to purchase for veterans day?
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>>121626639
>newfag
says the tripshit with autism
use tumblr or something if you want attention, stop posting in /gtag/ literally no one likes you
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>>121626790
if they were small bags 2-5k each you should be fine
if 40k per bag you're most likely fucked
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>>121626686

Just email them back and be like "No. This is what happened, and this is what you're GOING to do."

Something similar happened when a dongle for recording retro console playplay footage broke. They emailed me a link to the store to buy a new one, and I told them that what they are going to to is send me a new one for free.

Sure enough, they did.

Just don;t let them push you around.
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>>121626906
>coming here to be liked
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>>121626686
Just ask some GTAG guy to give you all weapons.

>>121626790
No.

>>121626872
Is it not purchasable already?
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>>121627172
in the early days you could manually input a url and buy it for something like 200k and the rockstar patched it and never put it up for sale

everyone that bought it can still call it from pegasus even though they removed the work around
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>>121627376
Oh didn't know they patched it, and yeah I bought it back then on PS3, still have it on PC.
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>>121627494
it was patched a very long time ago I think....
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>>121617737
jesus
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>>121627376
you've never gotten it? I still have it on pegasus and used it to carry 10 people. This anon posted pic >>121608078
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>>121629310
Yeah, ever since that one dude posted a pic of callmeqt's facebook that tranny has been really mad and replying to everyone.

Kind of funny honestly.
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>>121629042
I started my character when rockstar offered that 500k for the servers being broke at launch but didn't actually play online till the first independence day dlc

pretty sure it was patched before Independence day or soon there after
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>>121629485
I've always been under the impression that qt didn't care for anyone knowing of his accounts outside of vidya. Say what you want about qt, but I think he feeds off your shitposts against him and you are making him really happy. All you are doing is directing more traffic to his social media outlets.
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>>121629485

callmeqt314 is an autismo cuc K
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>>121629485
>things that didnt happen
I'm ALWAYS angry and replying to everyone you fat canuck
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>>121607047
Source for pic?
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>>121626686
I wish a modder would remove all my weapons, then I might finally be free of this shitty micro-smg. Now watch somebody make a mod menu that takes away all of your weapons except for the micro-smg. That would be the ultimate dick move.
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>>121629892
Doubt it, I've known lots of people like him. Yeah they feed off attention but then they get all cranky when they get called out like right here >>121629994
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>>121630580
I said people like you, you know, attention whores. Are you saying being transsexual revolves around your personality? If that's true than you belong in tumblr.
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>>121626686
i've had my weapons removed but if you just join a new session you get them back...

>>121630134
you're never going to get rid of it :D
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>>121630898
Fuck you! I'm going to find a way to get rid of this shitty thing one day or another.
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>>121630134
I thought you could drop weapons?

I specifically remember people having me drop them the hammer which came with the special edition and I woulld have to re-buy it
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>>121631027
i guess you could make a new character and then never buy it?
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>>121631102
speaking of which

i can't buy the hammer anymore, just gives me a bullshit error

i also can't change the color of my bullpup shotgun

what is this piss m8 wtf.
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>>121631151
I've done that, but I want it off of my main character as well.
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>>121631380
i should be more detailed: if a hacker gives all weapons and i change session, i never have the hammer again and can never buy it again either, but i know i bought it when it was added, same with all the weapons in ammu-nation :/

i also keep losing my golf club and have to go kill golfers to get it back :(
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Best way to remove your weapons permanently is to delete your character and create a new one where you not buy the weapons you don't want. Then have fun grinding for rp to unlock the weapons you want.
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>>121631631
when did they add the hammer to amunation?
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>after numerous shenanigans by various hackers you're somehow stuck with combat pistol, gas grenades and some other shit you never bought
ffs, how could this happen?
I guess the "buy all ammo" somehow made them permanent?
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>>121631631
crowbar, hammer, bat, golfclubs are 4 weapons that can be permanently taken away by hackers

methd up for bat
judging the jury, worker in docks for crowbar
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>>121632040
Use all of them before refilling.
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>>121631834
Thanks for the tip, Rockstar. Should I buy some Shark Cardsâ„¢ to make it easier to buy properties and vehicles again as well?
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RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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>>121632946
Try not to die next time, shitter.
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>>121617737
embarrassing
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>>121632405
helps for the explosives, thanks
sadly seems like I'm stuck with combat pistol for good
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>Can't buy the stock cars online

Why is this? How am I supposed to let everyone know I'm an amerifat if my car does not have a livery expressing my favorite fast food joint?
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>>121617737
look at all this activity
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>>121633938
if you put some weight on the scroll bar and go down some more you can see a lot of cool selfies of your second life character lol
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I cannot stop laughing at this general.

P keks ruined this game and thread
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>>121633938
wtf is this
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>>121635025
qt wet dream
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>>121635025
the only way to make custom avatars on ps4 which I used for like 5 months you newfag normie
gtfo of my gtag RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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>>121635253
>RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
dang i love snipars memes
>>
>tfw I want self radio but my music collection is so varied that it would trigger me that there was no consistent theme
True suffering
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>>121635025
qt's hopes of ever having a normal relationship
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>>121635654
yeah this shit is pretty embarassing
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Post Character and Low Rider boys.

Also 60 FPS with High Grass on 2GB 760 finally figured out how to make it happen
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>>121636090
how did you do it? I also have a 760
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>>121636090
Any grass above low is just gimping yourself. AI can see right through that shit, while it blocks your vision.
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>>121636963
lmao who cares autist
>>
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>>121636090
I have a 760
tell me your wizardry
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>>121638128
he wont tell anyone
he wants everyone to reply to him because the dude loves attention
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>>121638474
is this your first time using a menu or something
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Sorry, Dorito. My cop car flipped and exploted that time.

;_;
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lmao i've been using the menu to crash hackers that i find and it's so fucking funny watching them sperg out in their last few moments

10/10 gotyay
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>>121637042
omg youre so cool dood, i bet you dont even play with you're monitor on thats how hardcorez you are
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So, what's the status on the Mt Chilliad mystery? What has been found out in the past year?
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>>121640563
Nothing because nobody cares
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>>121640563
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>>121617737
>>121635025
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>>121636725
>>121638128
Run everything on High. Max Ambient Occlusion. Max Tesselation. Set your resolution to 1080p (even if you are like me and your Monitor is native 1200p), and lastly under the advanced settings, set your Upscale/Downscale to 5/6th. The game will appear a bit blurry but the way to get around it is to use SweetFX with high Clarity Settings and use SMAA instead of the ingame FXAA. Keep in mind, my screenshot looks like butt because SweetFX is not shown in it and Steam Compression because I don't care enough to decompress it.
>>121636963
If you aren't retarded it doesn't matter. Anyone with basic competency can predict the terrible AI in this game and even if they ever do get to a point where they can see you and you can't see them in the bottom right of GTA V there is this handy tool called a Radar. It shows the locations of enemies as Red Dots. I hope that helps :^)
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>>121641623
keep the meme alive m8
>>121635253
>>121633938
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>>121641729
I hope you're just pretending to be this retarded.
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>>121641729
Sorry, Bottom Left. I am sure this human being needs help locating the Radar.
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>>121641787
You really care a lot about what people think of you, do you?
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>>121641729
your post gave me cancer friend.
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>>121641935
>>121642415
They asked and I answered them, samefag.
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>>121642196
Nope. Just don't like to see pathetic memelords backslapping each other over made up nonsense to score points in their social cliques.

Doesnt mean I'm just going to let you do whatever you want. Talk shit get hit. Just putting the facts in the thread. Don;t care who you believe.
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>>121642821
>talk shit get hit
oh no! a tranny is gonna hurt us!
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tfw they know how to fuck with my flying
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>>121642937
>tranny
were you ttrying to post without memes? because you failed
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>>121644096
how is it a meme
are you transexual or do you seriously believe you are a girl now
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>>121644096
just kill yourself already
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>>121643405
kill yourself
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>>121644515
he probably will soon after he realizes literally no one likes him
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>>121644642
I dindu nuffin you mother fucking bully.
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>>121644642
kill yourself
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>>121644228
>Neither
The whole tranny meme is just a trigger word for the social cliques of this board to get behind and fall back on.

This psn was created by /gtag/ for /gtag/ I just use it to keep a distance from these awful memelords so i can play in peace.
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>>121645089
thats not what your dox said on hatemachine
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>>121643405
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>>121645089
damn now you're really mad!
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>>121645381
Yeah! You can tell by the image I uploaded. Do you get it? it's an old and rare meme. It doesnt even have a watermark!
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If you play as male, you are a homo. I mean, you go and dress him up and everything.
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>>121645710
what are you even going on about now
go back to tumblr, tranny
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>>121645732
I play as a walking heavy sniper
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I am fucking tired of being called a tranny.

Fuck all of you, i'm leaving.
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>>121645791
>I don't understand what is happening and that makes me afraid and angry.
>I'll just go back to my hugbox memes
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>>121645791
>being this new
>>
I am fucking tired of being called a tranny.

Fuck all of you, i'm leaving.
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So if I read the OP right, Technically, people can't get in trouble if hackers just constantly spam spawn money onto you?
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>>121646171
i have a pretty clear understanding of whats happening honestly
>someone posts tranny's facebook
>its filled with tons of selfies of his character for some reason
>has a comic of another tranny and its made his facebook pic for a while
>tranny gets very upset and sits in the thread and replies to anyone who thinks its funny immediately
>samefags >>121646389 without a trip to try to feed the illusion that someone here cares about him

it's the best /gtag/ thread in a while
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>>121646712
yeah I'm not reading all that.
You look and sound mad autistic as hell though in that post.
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>>121646712
This.
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>>121647070
how am i mad
i just said it was the best /gtag/ thread in a while
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>>121641729
>and Steam Compression because I don't care enough to decompress it.
You can do all that shit but you can't tick a single box?
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>>121647263
Literally you
Pic related t b h
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>>121647506
now you are just posting reaction pictures to hide the fact that you are mad
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>>121647626
>every reply is "you mad?"
Literally you
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>>121647991
>you're the tranny
>i'm the alpha male at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipuRla4nEfI

summary of the last 20 minutes
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will the two of you just fuck already
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>mfw this thread
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>>121648198
This entire post
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>>121648556
>shrek
come on dude post some reaction pictures that arent from 2013
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How does it feel to know that rockstar wont port another gta for PC?
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>>121648696
am I being baited?
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>>121648696
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>>121648760
>Trust me my dad works for Rockstar
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remove qt and females
much better game and general
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>>121645732
Put your trip back on, qt tran
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http://strawpoll.me/5950048
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This thread has me lmao
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>>121646690
>>121647070

You're pretty good at this
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>>121649131
why didnt you save the other stuff where you get all mad? that was the real highlight of the thread
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>>121649015
http://strawpoll.me/5950073
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>>121648760
>tripled profit
>they won't do it again
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>>121645089
>>121645089
So you are loco ceazar?
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>>121649316
Why didnt you? There no point in posting MAD MEME because I aint even mad and have already answered all posts with facts. Anything else is just hyperbole
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>>121649664
im not autistic so i cant screenshot 50 posts of you getting blown the fuck out

you are clearly mad, scrolling up it looks like you've been here arguing with like 10 people for 4 hours. how can you not think you are autistic.
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>>121649383
None of those guys are the shitposters though. they are just memelords. it's the really agressive guy whos been here for months who only posts from 6pm gmt till midnight gmt (after school?) and i dont think he's on that list
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back trace loco ceazar
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>>121649664
>>121649998
end it
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>>121649880
austistic enough to count exactly 50 posts though
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>>121650656
>>121650454
>Connection error
stop breaking the site with your loser waves dork
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>2015
>2D sprite tools hanging in the background
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>>121650656
im gonna bite the bait and say it was an estimate but you probably posted more considering how autistic you are
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>>121650710
>HE doesn't use 4chanx
Laughing_real_girls.png
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>>121650908
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>>121650971
That sounds even more autistic desu senpai
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>>121651139
will you ever post a good reply or do you only have epic reaction pics
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>>121650872
>2D sprite tools
>Being blind
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I wonder what this is doing here. I wasn't able to pick it up like other drug packages during missions.
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>>121651356
I dont have any I just google them when I want them. I've been btfo of everyone all week. if you can't appreciate it it's your own fault. probably something wrong with you. You sound boring
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>>121651367
>121651367
those are clearly 2D sprites.
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>>121651747
rate my reaction pic lol
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>>121651771
Not really. Consult an optometrist.
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>>121651839
>1 for me
neat
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>>121651967
ya because you voted no
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>>121652062
Nope. could easily vote right now and prove it. do you really want me to btfo some more?
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>>121652161
Use shell noodles and it would be much better.
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>>121652184
yeah man use a proxy lets see it
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>>121652184
>using a different computer/phone to vote
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>>121651839
>>121651967
>>121652062
>>121652184
I voted no.
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>>121652496
>shell noodles
DO YOU MEAN CONCHIGLIE PASTA!?
Please tell me this isnt a nation wide yank thing ;_;
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>>121646712
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>>121652885
doubt it
literally no one likes callmeqt
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How is your completion list coming along GTAG PC crew?
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>>121652959
I just say shell because the package says shell and they look like shells and I am not an elitist snobby cunt that will use Italian or French terms just to seem classy.
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>>121652651
>>121652662
So what you're saying is it's easy for only one person said yes?
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>>121653038
I did it ironically
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>>121653307
got em
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>>121653248
stay classy america
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>>121653131
i want to hate love you
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>>121653131
My completion is shit because I never cared to 100% many games, GTA is no exception. Also, I beat GTA V on ps3 on release, ranked up to like 18 or some shit when online launched, then stepped away until PC.
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>>121653489
>they're shells
Lolololol they're not shells because some literal nobody calls them cockini
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>>121653669
ive never ever in all my life heard them called shells. thats what I'm getting at. its a fucking disgusting yank thing again. I dont know why im surprised anymore
>>
>Doing a freeroam event
>Hold the objective for the majority of the time
>Suddenly the "everyone disconnected at once " bug happesn
>Says there's not enough players to complete the mission
>Cancels it and gives me a tiny fraction of what I would and should have earned
Good game you got here, Rockstar
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>>121653814
Really? They're fucking shells, look at them.
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>>121654026
>hunt the beast starts
>you're the beast
>get dropped from the session
>event cancelled
>>
Tagliatelle masterrace.
like spaghetti but better
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>>121654280
Dem dindu nuffins sharpening their pasta shivs
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>>121619447
Much the same issues but you're looking at a few hours worst case scenario to complete a setup.

Anyone else finding the Lowrider missions incredibly fun? Instead of the same tired old "go here, shoot dudes, shoot more dudes as you run away" there's at least some interesting variations. The mission to avoid police patrols was genius.
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>>121654489
>America banning weapons
You literally bite at everything, don't you? I literally have a whole box of penne in case of emergency.
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>American microwave meals
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>>121654663
lel stocking up to overthrow the gubbermunt huh?
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>>121654640
lot of steal lowrider x and kill y tho, payout was even worse
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>>121654996
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>>121655269
Land of the free.
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>>121655269
underage detected ;^)
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>>121655436
That's the UK, dummy.
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>>121653038
>mfw I think qt is alright
>mfw I'm a PC player
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>>121654702
>>>/trash/
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Should I bully?
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>>121655503
I apologize
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>>121655831
Invite them to the crew
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>>121655831
>FRAGMASTER420
yes.
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>>121655516
>Don't go to school tomorrow
amiright?
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this thread is hilarious to read
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someone be my friend
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>>121656135
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>>121648760
>jewed the gaming community so hard EA are stealing their methods
>R* won't ever do this again guise
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>>121656398
Who are you?
>>
So who got so mad that they're trying to flush the thread by posting food?
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>>121657164
Memes have reached critical mass my friend
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>>121657275
>>121657502
The irony of these two posts is hilarious.
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Just like last time it's up to me to start posting wembs to save the thread
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>>121657164
You can tell by the replies to this post.
Hint qt
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>>121657164
the tranny
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>>121658065
>>121658082
yeah, no.
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>>121658291
err.. wut?
b-but I said keks ;_;
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Heavy vest 5evr
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>>121658874
Food autist is an ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
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>>121654287
>hunt the beast starts
>friend is the beast
>jump in the car with him
>drive around doing monuments
>as soon as someone gets close to us he starts opening up firing
>im flipping him off through the window
>my friend drives directly at him
>approaching target
>light up a redwood
>detonate the ten c4 on our car and kill the beast and that guy
>my friend and I get all the money
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When you see it
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so what's the fastest way to rank up that doesn't involve me running missions with so many dumbasses who die immediately?
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>>121659783
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL BUILDING COMPLEX
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>>121660049
>using a p90
>ever
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>>121659786
Heists
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>>121660149
i've been doing that along with races and it just seems so much slower.
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>>121660215
Don't you talk shit about other people's gunfus and raifus.
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>>121659783
I found it. What do I win?
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>>121659783
KEK above the tent
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>>121660562
why don't you start posting chinese meals with dogs and cats on the dinner plates to get the dog and cat lovers butthurt.
>>
R.I.P Rashkovsky ;_;
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>>121660873
Ok
>>
Now that the drama died down, what is the "best" off-road vehicle. I don't mean fastest for races, but best at climbing and crawling. Right now I have the BJXL as it has crazy traction going up hill, but the ground clearance isn't that good. So what do y'all recommend for offroading?
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>>121661431
Actually they boil them alive because the adrenaline they release while dying supposedly makes them taste better.
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>>121661473
Sanchez.
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don't forget about dustin
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>>121661473
Sanchez
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>>121661112
post moar
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>>121660165
what else are you going to fit in that backpack as two backup guns?
>muh 50 rounds
>5.7
>900rpm
>can penetrate body armor
>magazines for days
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>>121661650
Don't forget about mintman
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all these fucking whales.

how do we hide them from the japanese?
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>>121661650
>>121661848
Literally who?
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Where is that Families bitch from the other thread? we still have a score to settle
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>>121662037
Well that's Kurugii self-posting himself

don't know who mintman is
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>>121661630
>>121661684
I have the Sanchez and I use it in races, but I'm looking for a 4x4 to broadside mount chiliad with 4 people
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>>121662630
Sanchez
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Who /Voodoo/ here?
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this tho
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>>121655831
yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUJja7V5VGw

BATTLEHAWK NEVER EVER

NIGHTHAWK NEVER EVER

BLACKHAWK NEVER FUCKING EVER

RAPPELING? FUCK THAT SAID R*
>>
Haven't played this game in forever but anyone that thinks the Carbine isn't the best assault rifle in the game is retarded

the PvP meta in GTAV revolves around the carbine
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>>121664816
>Haven't played this game in forever
Stopped reading there.
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>>121664457
you can repel in gtao
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>>121664816
Well, you are objectivity wrong as the PVP meta now is heavy sniper for distance and marksman rifle for medium-close.

Also the Carbine has been surpassed by several DLC weapons now
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>>121664816
all assault rifles are irrelevant now that you can first person strafe with the marksman rifle.
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>Thread back on track
I am the hero you need
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>>121664816
as >>121665037
says, heavy sniper and DMR are best, period. I, too, sexually identify as a heavy sniper.
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>>121665362
Fuck off
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>>121665374
I identify as a DMR. Do you want to interracial bang?
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>>121665482
I swing as a DMR on the weekends.
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>Lost santos connection
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>>121662630
>4 people
Sandking XL or Dubsta 6x6
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>>121665863
>Console players
>>
>>121655254
True, the lack of tedious 10min drives was a nice change, as was the overall lack of reliance on player vehicles.
>peace offering has player vehicles but also pimped out Faction and Moonbeam if you so desire
>randomized car locations
>even the final gunfight shuffles up the order the Vagos spawn in

Even the overall "steal more lowriders and shoot more dudes" can be shrugged off as Lamar's dumbass way of 'fixing' the situation. I laughed out loud when he started freaking out and desperately suggests stealing more cars will make things right.
>>
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send help
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>>121665863
It really is like Finland in Dirt Rally
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>>121664816
>anyone that thinks the Carbine isn't the best AR in the game is retarded
It's the best AR, but just because some use the MTAR clone doesn't mean they're retarded.
>>121665207
I've been doing FPV Strafing with DMR since I've come to PC. Nowadays I use the SMG in CQC, and still stick with ARs for Mid-Close range. I only bust out the DMR when the other person is using a sniper because theyre fucking losers.

>>121665037
>>121665374
>>121665482
fuck the AMR for being a OHK fest (thus making 90% of fights, AMR fights) and giving the DMR a OHK on the head.
Both of these have dumb RPM, and its funny as hell when I use muh L96 and poppin' headshots on them.
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>>121666107
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>>121666192
So YOU'RE the secret autist.
Take your name off again
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>>121666347
Stop avatarfagging
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>>121666713
>TiredManMonkey.webm
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E P I C
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is this the best way to annoy KDfags?
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>>121667508
>auto aim
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>>121667508
didn't think that auto aim was so strong holy shit.
>>
>>121661570
I've tried a few of the more retarded Asian meals like chicken eggs allowed to come halfway to term before being cooked, and pickled (more like fermented) cobra, and they've almost universally tasted like shit. Asians are so fucking superstitious they fool their own taste buds. Swear to god they'd eat negros raw to try and make their dicks bigger if they thought they'd get away with it.
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>hacker can you spawn money pls
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>>121667737
>>121667803
qt is just that good scrubs
>>
>>121666596
Who's being a secret autist? Everyone except, well, you, has known I've changed names for over a month now.

It's okay, i'll never take my name off. I so dearly love the attention I get from you specifically during these critical moments. But for now, i'm off to sleep
>>
>>121667856
Pick your trip back on, tranny.
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>>121667876
>Changed names
I'm talking about earlier in this thread you fucking nobody
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>>121668243
>you fucking nobody
you put a lot of value on being known on an anonymous imageboard
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>Yanks don't understand the pain of 7mb down 0.6 up
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>>121668492
Then maybe you should stop living in an irrelevant country.
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>>121668492
We laugh at you publicly
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>>121668492
>I had faster speeds in 2008
>>
>>121668486
He's the one talking like everyone knows who he is. I don't know that faggot
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>>121668864
Because you don't play with anyone.
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>>121668864
rofl Nessi is more recognizable than you.

They play on the superior platform where 99% of the thread plays, so we know who he is.

you are just that deranged tranny that no one likes.
>>
>>121653038
I do, xhe actually posts good content and everyone else just tries to shit on xer
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>>121662242
i can be a vago if i want to tho
>>121623587
>implying i need a trip
>>121636090
>grass on ultra
>50-60 fps
>radeon 7970
fuck with me senpai
>>
>>121668864
The only reason anyone knows who you are is because you post once every 10 posts per thread with your trip on. People know Nessi because they actually play with him.
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>>121653248
>italian or french
>pasta
>Conchiglie
>french
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>TOO MUCH MEME
Some people just can't handle the bantz

and thats all the dank webms I have for today ;^)
I'm out
love youuu~ <3
>>
>>121669260
Never said it was. I said French in my statement as in I don't refer to food using french terms or pronunciations like some snobby cunts. I am a real American.
>>
>>121669398
good night, have a nice wank
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>>121669574
you dont need french, the only good thing that came out of France is the pizza
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>>121669398
Hope you die in your sleep.
>>
>>121669574
What do you call pizza? Or spaghetti? Or baguettes?
>>
>>121632640
You dont lose your money you scrub
>pkeks
>>
i would like to join the pc crew
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/yung_mugen
>>
>>121669574
Retard alert
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>>121669816
>He doesn't listen to Bless Your Heart on Blaine County Talk Radio
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>>121669816
Earth toast

Slurpin' string

Longbread
>>
>>121669950
senlisted
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>>121670163
Did you really get baited enough to have to look that up anon?
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>>121670215
thanks bud
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>>121670163
https://youtu.be/c9HxCFP73SM?t=14m25s
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Who /Neo80s/ here?
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>>121670568
Vaporwave the screenshot
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>>121670140
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What happened to the PC GTAG emblem? I loved having the "no fun" on my armoured kuruma, now it's just some boring block
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>>121670568
You like alright desu.
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>>121670725
fuck. I lost at the 3rd line
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>>121670923
>like
Fuck I meant look...
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Show me your cute waifus.
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>>121671213
you mean men in dresses
no cute females here
not possible
>>
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who /slav/ here?
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>>121671213
who wore it better
desu
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>>121671213
Here's some
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>>121671940
both ugly
you both be miner and crush rock with jaw
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Blater, not coming back. Leave us alone. Stop messaging us.
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>>121672078
will u share 1 anon?
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Request to join PC GTAG.

SC: BigTuna374
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>>121672675
Say that to my face faggot and see what happens. You sit here and hide behind your anonymity like a pussy. You don't have the balls to call me out personally because you know nobody agrees with you. I'm well liked and you're literally nobody.
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why can i never join crew members sessions?
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>>121672836
Oh wow, another unoriginal memer.
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>>121673315
Check your targeting mode

Question: Why do I keep getting DISCONNECTED from crew sessions?
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>>121673229
This isn't me. fyi
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>>121673648
I know it ain't. Leave us alone. And stay awesome, man. :) Hope those small jobs work out, and hope the DUDE plan comes to fruition. Everytime I think about it a small cracks across my face.
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>>121673418
Somebody get this hot head outta here
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>>121673648
like fuck it isn't you autistic NEET faggot, get a job homie you socially awkward sack of pure human waste
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>>121673902
>>121674127
how high/dosed on morphine do you need to be to do that without passing out exactly
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Are the Britshits finally gone?

The Britbongs playing a video game with guns must be surreal, like when I play a game with space lasers in it.

Just beyond all comprehension.

I cannot imagine not owning as many guns as I do.

How would you even be free without a means of defending your free speech, independence and liberty?

Oh that's right, the britbottles call free speech "hate speech" and consider online criticism "cyber violence".

Good thing my chink MAK-90 has a zip 100 round drum to go with it.

Brits would look at it and immediately get onto their knees and prostrate towards Mecca.

Why is there no Glock knockoff in GTA5? My glock .40 has 30 round magazines to feed it a steady stream of nigger killers.

Britbongs probably look at the Vom Feuer AP Pistol and think it is a real gun.

Christ the Brits probably look at the glass bottle and the hammer and have no idea what they are since they are forbidden from even buying plastic cutlery in Britbongistan anymore.
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>>121674594
Cool false flag, qt
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Anyone know what this is from? Went online for the first time in a few days and got this message and $971k
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>>121675207
R* fucked up on halloween and refunded everyone money if they bought masks.
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>>121674824

But QT is british and sucks random old mens dicks in the back of their vans.

I know yall hate QT, but I pity the poor mother fucker. Imagine if your entire life revolved around filthy fat old men in their shitty van and then the only other thing you had was GTA 5 on PS4, and then you were so fucking depressed that the servers were so empty you finally moved to auto aim lobbies to find someone, anyone to talk to and play with because the only other thing you had to look forward to in life was the back of some fat old fucks van.

If you find no sympathy for that poor wretch, then you have no human empathy.
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>>121675287
The only sympathy I have is because he felt uncomfortable enough in his own skin to attempt to change his skin.
It takes a special kind of desperation.
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I wander if QT has a gag reflex
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>>121675402

Imagine if 97% of the population was gay and getting sex changes was the norm for most people and they shunned you for being attracted to females and being masculine and the only way you could meet was in the back of a minivan with some old fat disgusting granny.

Never having true love or romance, or cuddling, or companionship, the only closeness you had was getting into the back of a mini van and licked a random grey haired wrinkly fat old snatch and then you got out immediately after and went back onto your auto aim ps4 servers and could only look at the awesome PC crew with envy and longing at their master race shenanigans.

Now imagine that little girl was white.
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>>121674594
You do realise that you can get guns in the UK legally right?
You seem to have an unhealthy obsession, if you wanted them for defense you wouldnt have loads, you are either just compensating or actually need an arsenal to get out your front door from the paranoia, or is americq seriously that bad? I forgot its only like 50% whites the.
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im mad af
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>>121677106
Maybe if you were gud like him you wouldn't be :^)
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>>121677018
Why are you replying to your own post, qt?
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>>121677106
Email it to rockstar. There's no way to get above level 1000.
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>>121677018

Don't you have a royal bloodline to be ruled by? What do you bow down to now, the royal throne or the local mosque?

Free people own guns, slaves do not.

No master will ever allow a slave to own guns.
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>>121677106
>Totally not hacking guys
>>
Go away, Sen. You can hit on Tonks instead.
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>>121677926
I can do whatever I want, desu.
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>>121677926
Come on, Sen. We at the top and I got a spare.
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>>121678102
No you can't you beta
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>>121669879
>selling all your shit for 10% and re-buying full price
>you don't lose money you stupid goy
R* shill pls go
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>>121678139
Says you. Keking desu.
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>>121678169
Your bank account stays full is what i meant and your cars sell for 50%
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>>121678225
:3
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>>121678331
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
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>>121673418
Fuck off to bed qt
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>>121677018
Americans fundamentally hate themselves and everyone else, so it's not a great leap of logic from there to think everyone's out to get you
>>
Who are girls in /gtag/? want to make sure I don't say something inappropriate around them..
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>>121678835
Tonks. But be careful, sen is hot and heavy for her
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>>121678869
Tonks is ded they left to play a pedo simulator
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>>121678835
>girls
>gtag
I hope you're not serious
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>>121678973
Oh yeah that's right. Well there's always kurugii. He's pretty cute.
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>>121678869
Everyone in the crew is a target for my bullying desu. Did you forget that already? Baka. :^)
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>>121679117
Ayyy senpai. Stay funny. Thanks again for the computer build. It should last me another 5 years. olll
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>>121679259
No problem brother. Keep it well dusted and keep it cool. :^)))
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>>121679574
I still laugh thinking about your reaction to my CPU temperature readings.

[anguished screaming]
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>>121679681
Sheeeit, it was practically a neutron star. Kek.
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>>121610410
i would fug him
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>>121671936

иди нaхyй cyкa

I'm from Russian family desu
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>>121681105
I would too. Bl8er once floated the idea of pooling money together to get qt an account so the two of us could tag team that feminine trap
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>>121681189
>posting a year old picture
>now with new machete
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Holy shit, I go to bed for 9 (nine) hours. And this turns into food general.
And I didn't even get to post food, while it was still going on.
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>>121681556

Have 2 year old picture
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>>121681634
I'm sorry Jens but the memes wait for no one
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What ever happened to Ivan? That guy was a bro.
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>>121682152
snuggly mittens? I miss him.
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>>121682262
I hope he reads this and comes back.
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>>121681712
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>>121682262
Im laffin
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You guys gonna look so stupid when apocalypse comes..
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>>121683738
>sadler
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>>121683738
I'm prepared
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>>121677696

Got any more, or is that it m8, time for your nap?
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>>121684493
Europe sucks
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>>121684717

Britain's not even in Europe. It's an island. Europeans have guns. You're retarded.

Did I miss anything out?
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>>121684781
Nobody cares faggot. Europe sucks. Britain is in Europe.
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>>121682262
How do you make it so the map shows all the events?
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>>121685331
By being American.
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>>121685553
I am American. Indianapolis Now pls tell
>>
It's in the interaction menu. Forget where, just look around.
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>>121685331
It's the default. I though everyone just turns it off in the settings the first time they play GTA.
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>>121685159
This would make a perfect Polandball comic
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>>121686106
>oldest joke in the book
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>>121686058
>>121685331
That image far outdates that ability to hide all the blue icons.
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Alright, I need a final answer on this once and for all. Are texture or sound modifications bannable? Has anyone actually tried them (Online?) I want to know because I would really like to have some new Weapon Sounds or Sky Textures.
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>>121687874

http://www.rockstargames.com/eula

tl;dr: yes
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>>121687874
I'm guessing texture mods are, because they could be used to gain an advantage (e.g. transparent textures or making everything a solid color so it's easy to spot players). Not sure about sound.
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>>121688364
That EULA was made BEFORE the Rockstar Support Staff started telling people Cosmetic Mods were alright though. That is where the confusion I have is coming from.

Seriously, anyone here mod there game online at all have any exp with this?
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>>121688514

You get banned for using any sort of mods online.
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Is the Bugatti/Adder fastest car in a DLCless GTA V?

Is is the fastest riced out car
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>>121688821
Z-type is the fastest car, Adder is 2nd fastest
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>>121575306
I'd like to join the pc_gtag crew.
SC is proteinfolder
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>>121689086
wut isn't Z-Type the goddamn old looking car from the 101 Dalmatians movie or something
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>>121689086
>Z-type is fast
This waste of 1M ruse again.
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>>121689086
>>121689238
>>121689250
It has the fastest top speed but it takes six months to get there.
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>>121689250
>>121689086
>>121689861
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Z-Type
>webiste: 130
>handling.dat: 87
>observed: 80
the fuck? And it's similar for every car, is the wiki so shit or the game so inconsistent?
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>>121690224
take a guess
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>>121690224
There's a lot of variables in the game code that don't show on the vehicle stats. Weight, engine power and theoretical top speed are some of the raw data that contributes to the differences between on paper stats and observed performance.
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>>121688758
No.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF4zlD6b6l0

>gtao meetup irl
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>>121685159

>muh American unwarranted sense of importance

You know that nobody gives a fuck what you do except when we're occasionally intrigued by your niggers killing each other or kids going into Scholl to shoot the place up. Last time America had any relevance, it had a space shuttle.

Sorry to tell you, but we're going to be sourcing or semen ration from China in future. It's been a profitable relationship till now, but more the U.S. is bankrupt, we've no real use for you anymore. Toodle pip, old boy, enjoy your race wars and coming apocalypse.
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he may have won, but at least i ejected and stood on my own jet
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Would you?
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rip /gtag/
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/woof/
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What's the difference between continue and restart when you fail a mission in online?
Does restart restart the whole mission?
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>>121694574
yes, quickly restart the whole mission, continue leads to choose mission screen
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I sure am glad qt has stopped posting.
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send help
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>>121695620
>>
The difference between PS3 Pacific Standard and PS4 version is quite big.
On PS3 you could ignore checkpoints and maybe 1 chopper would spawn near the boat but it warzone on PS4. Not gonna lie I was low on health, plus I did it in first person. Cya niggas later. Football time.
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That was great fun lads, thanks for letting me join in.
Sorry about the fuckups the first time around!
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Is there a way to only transfer money?
I went to transfer character but it says it'll replace the current characters. I still have the free millions from the PS3 version but I want to keep my PC character.
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erectus ruined
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So i'm having some performance issues after the last update, my FPS are low. Anyone else has the same problem?

PC version btw.
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Okay here me out. I know it sounds crazy but crazys's often what gets you out of trouble.

>contact Rockstar customer service
>tell that your Roosevelt/Valentine DLC content is gone
>Rockstar customer service enables it for your account
>???
>profit

There has been so many times that people have just sent angry messages to Rockstar and they have just given them millions of in-game money and other stuff for problems that people didn't even have in the end or shouldn't have received. I just read about how someone contacted Rockstar about monthly challenge not being completed and realized afterwards that he didn't even complete it fully but Rockstar read the email he sent him and gave all the money he would have gotten from completing all dailies.

There must be just some lazy interns doing the customer service and they don't do any background checks and just force enabled anything you say you have lost even if you didn't have it in the first place.
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>>121696932

You can also contact Rockstar Support and ask them to remove weapons from your inventory

You've got to list each one by name though
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>>121697176

Is that how you solved your issue from last thread?

I've only ever had to contact them to retrieve my musket when that disappeared one day. In fact, I left it about a month before contacting them and they still gave it me back.
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>>121696772
>GTA
>That chick from TF2(I think) SFM pron is in it
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So I launch the game, right and it tells me there's an update of 58 mb, but it crashes.


HABBEDING??
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>>121698641
Update Social Kek.
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>>121698641
>that desktop
disgusting, go and stay go.
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>>121698697
how?

>>121698814
no
>>
>get to the end of an hour long heist
>I already parked 1 vehicle
>finally the second one arrives
>out of nowhere someone dies literally seconds before parking the second one

What the fuck
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>barely played for 2 months
>shitty internet means that I end up alone in missions/sessions from time to time
>play Titan of a Job for the billionth time
>not able to move my car for 2 minutes
>figure I'll drive to Sandy Shores
>halfway there
>'other players left'
>check map
>Titan safely lands
>crash it right after takeoff

Pic related. Some sort of wizardry or dumb luck?
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>>121698879
>how?
Just fucking download a new installer of the program. Though with that desktop it seems too hard.
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>>121699160
>driving kekruma
>in le ebic joker colors
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>>121691945
>This is what retards actually believe.
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>>121699197
What you're seeing is infact a folder containing all of my vidya. My desktop has nothing on it. Stay mad.
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>>121699290

>having fun in a video game

I'm so sorry I don't play the game in the right way, anon. Can you please teach me? Maybe you can tell me about how to talk to girls and get a job too, wise anon.
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>>121699613
>Playing missions in an impenetrable hugbox is fun
Do you also enjoy eating crayons and staring at the sun?
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>>121699676

>once you get inside a kuruma, you cannot get out during the entire mission
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>>121699821
I highly doubt that you did. Your kind never does. Anymore damage control?
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>>121699613
>>121699821
>bruh do you have a problem with me being a gargantuan homo?


no, but please know, that if you even own a kuruma, its the mark of a SHITTER.
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>>121699858
>>121699878

I'm glad you guys got so mad at my question of whether or not anyone has ever seen the Titan land safely despite the player flying it leaving. I'll be sure to visit this thread more often.
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>>121700015
see image posted by >>121699878
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>>121700015
I'm glad you just confirmed yourself being a mongoloid. I'll be sure to not let you forget, I know how short your memory tends to be.
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Let's try again, this time with less autism bait.

>playing Titan of a job
>player flying leaves
>titan lands here safely

Built in precaution or luck?
>>
joker facepaint/color scheme = auto kick from crew
when?
>>
Is Infamous still undetected?
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>>121700875
does the pope shit in the woods?
I don't know
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>>121701148

pretty sure he got a fancy bathroom for that
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>>121585893
>Marksman Rifle - 130
What the fuck?
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>>121701916
Found the marksman spamming babby.
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>>121701916
Its over powered in pvp
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>get to the gym
>first thing I see is a fuckin skinny manlet using a monster flat cap
>he almost killed himself trying to lift 20kg on bench press

the day I found downgii
>>
Reminder to add !GQtsITF/1w to your filter list for a more enjoyable /gtag/ browsing experience.
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>>121702708
L E L
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>>121700290
>less autism bait.
>those fucking lines all over the car
I'm sorry fag try again
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>trying to beat the flight school helicopter mission
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>>121704173
>flying with kbm
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>>121699613
>Anyone that disagrees with me is a smelly jobless loser that has never touched a girl
Good god do people ever get tired of saying shit like this
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>>121704937
It's not even a real insult.
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>>121705368
It's not even a real insult because it's probably true for a lot of you
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>>121705368
It is to normies, which is a good way to tell that the person trying to "insult" you is a normie who should head back to reddit.
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>>121699821
>once you get inside a kuruma, you cannot get out during the entire mission
Then why I constantly see Kuruma-users drive theirs cars inside buildings and painfully climb three stories of stairs with them instead of stepping out of their cheatboxes?
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>>121708070
RUDE
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>>121700015
you now have learned a valuable lesson
Always switch to first person when taking a screenshot for this thread, avoid your car being in the shot too.
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>>121703852
>>
Best way to deal with "normies" is to tell them to get a life. Then they will say something like "but I do have a life". Then you ask them why they are wasting their time playing video games. It's most likely that "their life" is just going to work and college, then coming home to play video games, like a little school boy. They aren't real normies, just failed normies.

I know some real normies and they don't touch video games at all, they are always doing something productive, like listening to the electronic jew on TV, or hanging out with friends having meaningless conversations. Some even spend time with their girlfriend listening to her talk shit about some other girl. Only to have some sex later on to make it all worthwhile.

They envy non-normies. Only failed normies spend their time on video games and video game boards to yell insults at other people.
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>>121708258
Now that's what I call autism. By which I mean the fact that you actually put that picture together.
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>>121708258
>>
>in GTAG
>owning a kuruma

Pick one. And if you pick kuruma, get the fuck out of this thread.
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>>121698879
>how?
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/200146066-Manual-Link-to-Social-Club-Application-Download

I guess you already found it on altavista tho.
>>
>>121708353

What the fuck are you on about?
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>>121709323
It's probably just a pasta.
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>>121709323
Found the failed normie.
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Does your online name always stays the same even when you create a new character?
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>go closed friend session to sell dupes
>you have one friend in this session
>its myself
rockstar you're savage.
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>>121708258
>Elliot Rodger
I'm missing a few. They were deleted before I was able to archive. Do you mind sharing, blater?

I hope someone also have the complete archive of diaperboy.
>>
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>>121709262
This. Normies can't understand why it is bad that everyone drives Kurumas.

Think about it, normies make even GTA Online like their boring ratrace life with conforming to the same model.
>everyone driving the same car
>everyone playing the same way with the bulletproof box on wheels
>can't understand criticism and why people don't like the situation where everyone is driving the same car

When you start a job and everyone has the same Kuruma parked on the street it's like normies irl jumping into their same Toyota Corollas and driving to work to push papers 9-5.

>why u drive kuruma
>its the overall best car you know you buy it once and then u use it rest of your gta online career, it has great armor protection, everyone else drives it too so it can't be bad, etc

>why u drive a grey corolla
>you know its the overall best overall you buy it once and then use it without any fear of breakdowns, great mileage everyone else drives it so it can't be bad, etc
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>>121709262
I would like that randoms consistently complete missions, instead of it being a crapshoot because they're too stupid.
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>>121709262
There's literally nothing wrong with the Kuruma.

Well, except for the two spoilers. And not being able to remove them.
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>>121709834
spot the projecting neet.
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>>121709834
You mean failed normies. They aren't real normies if they spend their free time on shit like video games when they aren't at school or work.
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>>121709897
That's the point, they never will get even moderate good in this easy game if they just use the kuruma from level 10 upwards. There can be no further development of skill and abilities needed in this game if they continue to use the same way to play.

In the end you get people who will go full rage when you don't want to use their kuruma in pacistan finale or drive their kurumas inside office buildings from floor to floor because they are literally like those "allergic to everything"-kids in bubbles who will die if they leave the bubble.
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>>121709834
well, it is, objectively, the best tool for the job 90something% of time. If you care about the result, grinding missions for RP or ding setups for 1005h time or something like that - I don't really see anything wrong with using it then. Being a dick in freeroam on the other hand...

For the record I do own a kuruma, used it on a mission like twice months ago and never touched it since. But you never know, someday it may came to be usefull.
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>>121710161
Okay? I'm just stating my reason for owning a Kuruma. Me not having it wouldn't suddenly make people good.
>>
>>121709262

My main vehicle is an Akuma, is that bad?
>>
>>121710497
>having a "main vehicle"
>>
Is it true that r* removes your weapons if you send them an email with a list you want removed?

Well shiiiiiiiiiiiet
>>
>>121710724

What else am I supposed to do? Roll a dice when picking one?
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>>121710820
Yes?
>>
Any nigs on PC wanna do some heists or something?

Reply with your SC and I'll throw an invite.
>>
>>121710820
40 slots of vehicles. Only Kuruma-users have a single vehicle they always use.

inb4
>my main outfit is heist vest and helmet with tacticool gear
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>>121711043
SC: Bouddica
>>
What are the safest options to use for infamous?
>>
>>121711413
rich peds in a survival
>>
>>121711043
SC: Didacking

>>121711413
Never spawn money or mess with RP.
>>
>>121711472
why exactly survival?
>>
>>121711472
NPCs in there naturally drop money when they're killed, so it just looks like you're killing loads and picking up all the money yourself, in a way.
>>
>>121711689

There's a lot of enemy npcs in survival, so it's a reliable money source

You get $2000 from pedestrians, $5000 to $9000 from enemy npcs

You can get hundreds of thousands of $$$ per survival, plus its fun
>>
>>121711891
ok, makes sense.
Did some pier pressure solo recently, only just above 100k but literally takes few minutes
>>
Reminder R* now log every single transaction and that they can see everything and revert hacker dosh and dupe money a lot easier now.
>>
>>121711891
reported to rockstar
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RIP
>>
>log in
>sit in garage for 1h browsing 4chan only alt tabbint every few minutes to prevent being kicked
>someone drops 150k on you in the meantime
time well spend I guess
>>
>>121711043
GabeXCI
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>>121711043
I can join in if you need another person.
No lewd pictures pls
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>>121712313
You could just afk in jobs and get paid to shitpost.
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>>121711043
If you want someone to join you just post your own Social Kek you scared bitch.
>>
>>121712617
So I could just chill in a job and let it rain for some time?
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>>121695214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bacLfBrdZy
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>Rockstar game services are unavailable at the moment
>On a fucking Saturday
>>
>>121713262
But it's Sunday.
>>
>>121713409
I forgot to mention I'm retarded in my first post. Still, no reason servers should be down on the weekend.
>>
>>121713558
You should be reading your Bible on the Sabbath, not playing video games, Anon.
>>
>>121699369

>unable to face your decline as a world power

I bet this was what it was like at the end of the Roman empire: everyone saying everything's great, ignoring the big Germans walking through the streets raping their wives.
>>
>>121585162
Bro, he's obviously trying to keep the ratio of shitty text replies to shitty image replies consistent. He's doing a great job! But it was not done without the help of people like you, so for that I thank you.
>>
I just want to use Infamous to give myself weapons. I dont even care for all that other shit you can do.
>>
>>121714673
give yourself a tumor
>>
>>121714673
They're temporary. And you really don't want to buy any of the event weapons.
>>
>>121713558

As if they're going to pay someone triple time to leave their roast beef and Yorkshire puds just so some sweaty no-life neckbeards can do the same missions for the millionth time

Get real kid, you years throw money at the screen when they treat you like dogs, why should they change?
>>
What the FUCK is happening!?
>>
>drove all teh way back with merry weather chasing
>Tire gone
>Doesnt even accept it as the RV
>>
>>121715740
They're engaging in a social interaction. ie: talking to eachother
>>
>tfw I can't start the game

Servers fucked?
>>
>>121716325
seems so
>>121715740
>>121716071
>>
>Rockstar
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>>121716827
ayyy
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This game and loading. It's amazing how bad this game can be at the only thing it does.
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I have climbed highest mountains
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>>121716827

>>121716930
HA
>>
>>121715740
>>121716071
I've had that happen multiple times, that mission is fucked up for some reason. Sometimes it tells you that's the RV, and will even tell you where to take it, but it won't work. It'll even tell different people in the same mission different things.
>>
>>121717132
only to meme with you
>>
One more for Pacific Standard setups and finale on PC - post your SC for an invite.

>>121712889
In the interest of not being a scared bitch, my SC is kileypls.
>>
Should I buy a high-end apartment to make heists or I can continue being a for-hire mercenary?
>>
>>121720006
SC: -Nessi, I just need to start my game up
>>
>>121720240
sent ;)
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Post best muscles
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rare footage of widdly in real life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5VOMFQcLN4
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>>121720843
>>
>>121720843
All muscles are best muscles.
>>
>>121720843

Too bad its not available in online without hacks
>>
>>121720843

I really like my Gauntlet.
>>
>>121721481
>Being a kuck
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>>121721481
I'm glad I wiped my character for a transfer before it happened.
>>
>>121721481
I wiped my old level 70+ character just so I could get my friend to use my account and transfer his PS3 character to PC so I could get it myself.
>>
>>121720240
Hurry up
>>
server down?
>>
>>121721481

Is there a way to get it without hacks?
>>
>>121721848I'm still waiting on an invite desu
cellphone ain't receiving shit, try sending an SC invite
>>
>Upgrade GPU, PSU, and download some more RAM finally
>Buy GTA 5
>Jump into online, transfer obligatory self-insert character from potato gen
>Dude named RobotDevil asks people if they want some cash
>Cacophony of people begging, mention I could use a little since I just transferred
>People slowly start freaking out in text chat
>"WHY AM I A MONKEY"
>"lol im cow"
>get turned into a chicken
>10mil dropped at my feet
>Pick it up and croon at people on the street

This has already been a wise purchase.
>>
>>121722479
How much RAM did you download?
>>
>>121722581
I don't know the imperial measurement but about 1.44 nigabytes
>>
>>121722817
Nice, the perfect amount.
>>
>>121711118
I hope they delete your entire account
>>
>>121715740
>>121716071
I recall that job calling the Granger as RV even during the early days of PC-release.
>>
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>>121722479
Enjoy your paperweight game dvd-case. Oh wait it's digital download nowadays.
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>>121721829
You know you don't need to do that. You can just log in on PS3, play the prologue and it's unlocked. Even if you have started on PC.
>>
>>121724924
The transfer wipes your PC characters though.
>>
>rockstar services
>>
>>121725089
New thread since nobody wants to do it
>>
>>121609675
no not you.
fucking golf master i wont play golf with u again.
>>
>>121724984
You dont need to transfer just stay connect
>>
>>121726123
You sure?
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They've just completely stopped support for last gen, huh?
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