Spessmen On A Space Station - /ss13g/

1st for stale memes, shitposting, and ban moises when?

first for engineering

>>121678537
Iconleap isn't comic

Should we tell the other OP?
It would be kind of rude if we just left him like that, without even knowing.

>>121678685
Are you sure? I remember him going by a different name on github and it starting with a C. They also both disappeared at around the same time

>>121678836
Iconleap - ingame
Sanade - IRC
eswordthecat - github

Comicironic - github
Comic - IRC
??? - ingame

>>121678918
Woops.

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>try to think of witty things for 'Last time on /ss13g/'
>two threads pop up before I finish.

Such is life.

>>121679369
>not just making up shitty rhymes to describe the whole thread

For the day pomf added chain lighting:
>zip
>zap
>zippity
>zoop
>pomf lives in a coop

>>121679369
Last time on /ss13g/
>Mister Pomf had done it!
>/vg/station had won it!
>With NigglyWiggly clucking all the while
>DrCelt's tragic illness made us smile
>While Elim lay unconscious on the laundryroom tile!

>>121680092
>not Mister Server

>>121680228
FUCK
SHIT
YOU'RE RIGHT
AND REPLACE NIGGLY WITH POMF
PERFECT

>round starts
>everything is white
>well relogging will fix it
>relog
>you have to download resources
for fucks sake this is getting out of hand

Eh, sorry but it's really not that fun. I wanted to see if it got better but it never did. Of the few rounds I played I ghosted or left early for 2/3 of them. There are some issues, I won't go into to much detail.

>Unusually low pop at high times
>Half of the players don't ready up so hope you enjoy traitor 50 percent of the time with 2 antags per round.
>Long as fuck rounds where nothing happens STILL
>Nobody plays Security or heads
>Shit tier atmos system
>Still missing shit tons of features from /tg/ and game modes
>it's just so fucking boring

Doesn't help that the one full round I played as HoS some admin started using their admin powers to spam the radio nearly crashing the server.

I'll continue to play on /tg/ and Hippie when I want to dunk some pubbie scrubs.

>>121680363
Welcome to the thrills of ~lowpop~.
The bestpop because I tell myself it is.

>>121680363
>shit tier atmos system
A shit tier atmos system is still better than the no atmos system you see on some other servers.

>>121680363
You are free to have your own opinions and frankly if you have more fun elsewhere, I won't try to dissuade you, but our atmos is better than /tg/. Just wanted to get that out there since both of us are making personal blog posts.

Anyway, have fun on /tg/, no hard feelings.

>>121680350
Maybe get a computer that isn't shit

>>121680350
beta client?

>>121682841
>Maybe get a computer that isn't shit
what does this got to do with my computer you faggot
>>121682942
yeah its time to switch to the "beta" client

>>121683046
you gotta go into the byond settings and set it to software rendering or some shit like that

>>121683046
It's not using hardware rendering because of your shitty computer so it isn't blending the lights overlays

>>121680350
You're using a VM right? So you're obviously ban evading. Don't worry. The world's best ban evader will help you out. What you have to do is run Windows in Safe mode than in Virtual Box go to: Devices -> Insert Guest Additions CD image.

Follow the directions and reboot. There, should work now bro.

Enjoy and don't let the VGkeks or TGkeks stop you from playing because you didn't suck their dick or whatever.

>>121683304
bruv i got 980gtx its not the computer
>>121683327
thanks sarca :^)

>>121683507
>He's not running two 980s
It's like you don't want to be robust at all.

>>121683507
>he doesn't even have twin 390's

Enjoy not running our 800x800 game in 4k fag

>>121684196
>4k resolution
>not 40k
my family...

>>121684196
>>121684315
I'm sorry, and in all actuality its only 480x480 if it makes you feel better

>>121676071
>If the teleporter teleports you when you are on its turf then if you stepped onto a teleporter that has its destination set to the teleporter, wouldn't it cause a feedback loop

Nope, because in the Portal Gun update I reworked teleportation as a whole, and now you cannot get teleported by moving onto a teleporter...by a teleportation.

Otherwise you'd get stuck in a loop when using portal guns since they send you right on top of the other end.

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>>121683507
No problemo, be sure to pass this on. I made it for /tg/ to piss off the admins but whatever.

>>121685349
>All this effort to ban evade

The autism at play is a bit concerning

>>121685654
Concerning? Sarca has gone above and beyond when it comes to showing his autism. It is far more than concerning at this point.

Truly, we should rename the straight jackets in-game description to mention him.

>>121685654
Buzzword buzzword buzzword. It's the only reliable way to evade a sticky ban without messing around with your registry and other stuff that is even more complex.

And you have to do it only once, so what's the big deal? Autism is just a buzzword, thrown out by morons who can't comprehend that anyone could possibly think about something with more depth than they have. It's a red flag highlighting someone's low intelligence. If I'm autistic in your eyes, so be it. But you, you are just an idiot. And you will never be anything more than just an idiot to everyone you meet.

>>121685847
>I AM THE GREATEST, JUST SIMPLY THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING ALIVE!

yep its a sarca post

>>121685847
Have you been diagnosed yet anon

>>121686184
>Strawman
>Ad hominem
>Shit posting
>4th grade level trolling
>Completely ignores content of post in favor to type in all caps

Yep it's a post made by a retard Why do you bother? I mean, I know you're shit posting and you know you're shit posting, but what you don't know is that I don't mind taking the 1 minute to reply. So what do you get out f it?

>>121686203
With what?

>>121685847
why must you tirade instead of appeal

you fucked your chances over, like 2hotmemes

it makes me sad

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>help the captain to get the spare ID
>he decides to promote me with all access to fill the empty roles
>security officer yelling there is a vamp in the brig
>captain tells him to waste the vampire
>"IM DOWN HELP BRIG"
>"oh shit better help him captain"
>get my id from the captain and run sanic speed to save the officer
>see him on the ground while detective with a gun is above him
>assume detective is the vampire
>start shooting off taser to each other
>captain joins in
>finally some back up to take down the vampire
>captain tases me and starts emptying his gun on me
>detective joins in and they shoot me until im husked
>detective thought im a vampire since i came to the brig with sanic speed which made sense
>i have no idea why the fuck idea why the captain started shooting me since i was yelling on the comms asking him to help me in the brig to get the vampire
>they space my husked body 10 minute into the round

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Jesus Christ thermals.

>capt tries to set up power
>"we need secure storage open"
>meanders around CE office, clearly lost
>everyone standing around waiting
>tries opening wall safe
>111111111

>tries calling shuttle
>"no power guys I can't call the shuttle!"

>>121686369
is that what happened? HAHAHAH

Im so sorry man.

I thought it was a officer asking for help. And i just ran in and saw some assistant clothes guy with a gun so i shot him.


If it makes you feel better. I was antag one time entire day and i played since 12 PM. And when i was antag. i fucking died becaue i was helping some poor sod get a chem dispenser. And he was not even an antag he just killed me for fun.

Radgun rampage so fun.

Props to the officer who disposaled me instead of collecting valids

>>121686369
what else do you expect from someone who tries to open a wall safe when you ask him to open the secure storage doors

>>121686504
>"WE NEED POWER OH MY GOD ITS DARK"
>Give me access to enigeering, I can fix it
>"BUT ITS DAAARK! ENGINEEEEEEERS!

>Jobban this Captain, he was really awful.
>"U MAD BRO U MAD HAHA HILARIOUS MEMES"

Cap/HoS deserves a headban.

>>121686429
Meta

>>121686354
I did appeal and Senaat lifted all my bans. I played for a while like months, got a 3 day ban from Skowron that was bull shit (seriously, absolutely bullshit no real subjectivity about it, the entire ban reason was false) then after I appealed it Pomf magically reinstated a sticky ban. Pomf doesn't like me. I mean, obviously the other admins, Rei in particular don't like me either but Pomf REALLY doesn't like me.

Two hot dogs is just a shit player. Outing cult and griefing. I just got on Pomf's bad side. And I already said up here that /vg/ just aint fun.

>>121680363

>>121686369
>>121686504
>>121686591
>>121686628
please at least tell me he got job banned for his shit
>>121686546
>If it makes you feel better. I was antag one time entire day and i played since 12 PM. And when i was antag. i fucking died becaue i was helping some poor sod get a chem dispenser. And he was not even an antag he just killed me for fun.
>i was killed as antag so it will justify my dumb actions
please kill yourself

>>121686369
that really doesn't make sense. also "i have no idea why the fuck idea why"

>>121686768
nothing makes sense in spess
the other one was a typo my bad

>>121686678
I have no idea what the drama is with your bans and whatnot, and idc rly. But I will say that it sucks ass to get on admins of any servers bad side, they WILL ban you for bullshit reasons, and the other admins always, ALWAYS back them up.

>>121686768
he got killed 4noraisen because the captain thought he is antag

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>>121686369
>>121687040
You didn't get killed 4noraisen. But my gut did tell me you weren't an antag later as the round went on. Here's what happened.

I was patrollin maint being all detectivey having a good time with my badass thermal eyepatch. I don't know why that's not a huge selling point and the detective slot isn't always taken on meta because holy shit it's a thermal eyepatch.

I see this Lief guy pop out of maint, he's got a mailman suit on which I didn't recognize at first so I looked closely at him and remembered his name. Five or ten minutes later, I see him again in maint. This time he's pulling a person. I back up because it looks like he's coming my way and only one of us is wearing thermals so I want to watch him. I call for backup.

He gets away before backup can arrive and I set him to arrest for suspicious as fuck activity. He was dragging a person to recycling, not from it, and disappeared shortly after. The person could not be found.

Kendall grabs the guy and takes him to the brig where he death touches Kendall and she starts screaming for backup. I arrive and I'm laying down some .38 caliber beats on the vampire and trying to move Kendalls body away from him because he's got telekensis and he's moving the corpse while bucklecuffed.

Then you run in. An assistant with all access, running into the brig with an egun. And the first thing you do is fire at me.

So naturally I fired back, we tussled, I pulled the flashbang while hollering for backup and landed a 38 on you before you could get situated and back into a rhythm with your egun.

Then we shot the living fuck out of you, the assistant who had just lifted everything from the Captains Office and ran to the aid of a vampire (from our perspective since you were shooting at us).

The rest of the round I felt weird about it and didn't think it added up. But I was satisfied with what we did in response to what you did.

I've fixed some of the away missions, shame it only seems to load one a round with no means to rotate them from inside the round, or is there?

>>121687626
Your side of he story makes sense but the fact that the same captain who gave me the all access and even though i told him im going to the brig, came in and instead of just tasing and cuffing me based on no reason or logic decided that im a vampire and emptied his egun on me and husked n spaced me makes it fucked up
I mean i was tased and unarmed you could have at least give me a chance to talk and if you didnt beleive i was there to help you can always do a simple vampire check to make sure i was not lying
Also when we were both flashbanged i was yelling on the comm ASKING the captain to help me in the brig

>>121686735
your a faggot. i did not say that at all. what i was saying. is stop bitching. shit happens.

>>121688419
I saw a god damn officer down on the floor. no fucking sane person would assume YOU were the one calling for help.

Especially when my text was on Security channel.

>>121688527
Unrobust faggots like you who roll as heads makes me puke
Please just end your existence
oh btw i wasn't even i that round :^)

>>121688419
You got fucked hard by perception and circumstance.

I didn't hear you over the radio because I too was deafened. The Captain didn't tell us he gave you all access or the captains headset (??). You didn't hear any of the preceding conversation that would have clued you in on who the vampire was.

Bad luck and we could have done better as security all around.

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>>121688618
Well i did my best to be the hero the station deserves but wearing the grey jumpsuit will make everyone assume youre the bad guy

>>121689012
>>121688419
oh and that doesn't explain why we lasered you to death instead off talking. It was because of this.

[02:51:04]SAY: Kendall Craigforg/Ghlor (@117,169,1) As Sol Common : He hugged me while he was cuffed.
[02:51:04]SAY: Lief Anderson/Vartain (@117,170,1) As Sol Common : So
[02:51:06]SAY: Kendall Craigforg/Ghlor (@117,169,1) As Sol Common : Weird.
[02:51:11]SAY: Lief Anderson/Vartain (@117,170,1) As Sol Common : Why am i in custody?
[02:51:19]SAY: Kendall Craigforg/Ghlor (@118,170,1) As Sol Common : VAMP
[02:51:23]SAY: Kendall Craigforg/Ghlor (@118,170,1) As Sol Common : BRIG

The last officer to arrest a vampire was deathtouched despite of cuffs and it happened during all this. From what I saw you were a vampire coming to help the other vampire. You could be capable of doing the same to me. We opted to shoot both (not just you) vampires to death before handling them again.

>>121686846
Sadly this is how people always behaved, it's not even specific to internet or games. People in power will abuse it when they can get away with it. It's just so much easier when it's an internet game and you can create a lynch mod in practically minutes.

You can almost hear someone talking.
You can almost hear someone talking.
You can almost hear someone talking.
You can almost hear someone talking.
You can almost hear someone talking.
You can almost hear someone talking.

>>121686334
go away sarca

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>>121690656
We truly don't deserve him..

I say we just ban everyone.

EGG DAY!

Man, when Paula shot the HOS at the end, that was so surreal. I almost thought it was a laser tag gun because everyone just stood around and didn't say anything when it happened.

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COFFEE
ONE MORE CUP

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>>121693864
thats hail arious

>>121693948
>Not Hairlarious

>>121694002
I know I fucked it up and didn't type the r and I'm deeply ashamed right now

>>121694002
Yahir had yahair

>>121694029
Yahir doesn't have a life and ss13 is like a second life to him
Let that poor man have his escapism

>>121694264
>him

>>121694337
>Making a waifu out of everything
Disgusting

Seriously though can someone explain what was going on last shift? I definitely saw some antag stuff go down and it was apparently extended?

>>121694884

I need some ideas for away missions, inspire me.

>>121695296
swamp full of swampbillies and a bog monster who can be skinned and turned into a scooby doo monster suit

>>121695296
Necromancers hideout full of skellingtons with boss lich nigga

>>121695457
and what would the boss necromancer's name be?

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>>121695296
Make a small rural village, inn and all

I got plans

>>121695528
_______ ____ _______ John

>>121695296
Random female spesswaifus are abducted and kept hostage on a map filled with bad, powerful monsters. Those who can get through are allowed to ERP.

>>121695670
This
You have to fight a horde of sexual harassment bears

>>121695927
and at the end, the reward is a crusty dakimakura of Yahir Kepplinger

>>121695968
i already got a boner just by thinking about it

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What do with all this empty space? The sink isn't big enough.

>>121696426
Break room
Like the one in engineering

>>121696426
Fuck you Duny.

>>121696426
FUCK YOU DUNY

>>121696426
RIP research shuttle?

How about a break room? Some tables along the corner, a microwave with some donk pockets, maybe a kettle, a brewer, and some coffee mugs?

>>121697198
>>121697241
>>121697612
>>121697760
Break room wins!

The research shuttle is gone yes, it just looked too awkward and took too much space. The mining shuttle will be multi-purpose instead.

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>>121686846
If you don't know the history of sarca it extends past petty dislike/hatred

This 'sarca' guy has little to nothing to do with the community hating Angelite. Angelite has done a good job of ensuring that himself.

>>121698802
Dunno. It takes more than waifufaggotry and weird fetishes. Specially if you're competent at your job

>Paula wishing for bluespace via goonecode

The madman!

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>hey you know what I haven't done in a while
>build the R-UST!
>no cargo or anyone with cargo access
>AI gets built
>AI approves the tomahawk core or whatever the fuck its called tomahawk sounds way better anyway
>universe ends

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>>121695968
>>121696083

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beds/10

The personal pizza gimmick was fun but less practical than I expected.

Sorry Jakob, I didn't have the heart to tell you that the botanist went braindead after stocking the fridge with every food type

>>121699246
It's cool. I got the Detective the Spur, upgraded the Spectrometry machines, and used them to find 2 useless crystals and an artifact that stuns.

>>121699502
Do the upgrades actually make much of a difference?

>>121699583
Much better than sitting around for 3 minutes for results.

>>121699657
>>121699583
80% time reduction, it looks like based on the code

>>121699891
Waiting for just one scan means that that's 3+ minutes of miners with ddrills breaking through digsites looking for the Spur, not knowing that I already dug it up.

That, and sitting in the Spectrometry rooms, which are right next to the che dispenser, is just asking to get chloraled.

If you wanted to imply a map is not in space but deep underground, what sort of tiles do you smother space with? I was thinking invulnerable rivet walls or just a fuckload of walls as concrete.

>>121700597
chem*

>>121700648
Mines

>>121700648
rock and dense mud

>>121700648
is this a trick question?

rock.

>>121700648
Just have some RPG underground/temple music of your choice play when you enter.

>>121698272
That was a fun read. I'm saving that for reference.

I like shiggypiggy!

>>121702861
Fuck off shiggy

>>121702861
I want to ___fuck___ Shiggy

>>121702405
It's an abandoned top secret military base that may or may not have the roswell greys in cryo.

So apparently last thread Intigracy was planning to port over one of /tg/'s game modes- which one was decided on? Last I checked it was a close tie between Gang War and Holoparasite/Stands.

>>121686678
>And I already said up here that /vg/ just aint fun.
Then why do you keep coming back?
Nobody likes you here, you aren't even causing enough trouble to make yourself at all relevant. You're just some guy with brain problems whose desperate for attention or something, it's really quite sad.

You come back, do nothing but whine and complain, and then act like you've achieved something huge, it's really bizarre. For all the times you talk about how people here need to get a life, it seems like you really don't have one of your own.

>>121703372
That post was indeed not me, sorry.

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>>121698272
He is like a thermonuclear reactor in the primitive world of autism
He reached a whole new level of autism that mortal man can no longer understand
Maybe in the far far future anthropologist will study him with their future technology and science and find the meaning of life
Who are we to judge this masterpiece of autistic evolution?

>>121705243
>elite dangerous reaction images
didn't realize anyone ever made one for that flop
:(

Did nuklearcellphoneg take a break?

>>121707728
no

>>121707728
we all hoped

YOU'RE ALL NERDS

NO LIFE NERDS

N-E-R-D-S

>>121709002
says the nerd

>>121709002
WHAT ELSE IS NEW

>>121709049
Shut up nerd

>>121709063
That's right nerd

What's the nerdiest job on the station?

>>121705243
Elite:Dangerous.jpg

>>121709327
Xenoarchaeology. No contest.

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>assistant
>decide to become a scientist for fun building
>do R&D and hand out d-drills and bags of holding to the miner that drops shit off
>print out 3 advanced eguns for the warden
>set up telescience and teleport the captain out and teleport him bicardine
>upgrade medbays cloners and give them the goods along with an incision management system
>almost finished with my rebuilding of medbay in R&D
>leave to shoo the goddamned warden out of telescience for the fifth goddamned time
>catch them trying to sneak back in from maint
>weld the door shut to keep them out and go back to R&D so I can finish my construction
>miner got access and is printing a fuck ton of bags of holding
>tell him to quit
>ITS MY MATERIALS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
>over 10 bags of holding
>ask him to leave
>he refuses
>disarm him some
>he shoots me with lethals from an aegun he printed under my nose
>tase him and put him in the trash while i try to destroy all the bags
>he starts screaming that im killing people and that im trying to make a singularity in the autism fort ive spent the past 2 hours building
>CMO and a crowd show up but the only people who enter science is the antag miner and the warden
>end up in a shootout with them
>warden EMPs R&D
>warden tases and lethals me to death
>"I NEVER LIKED THAT GUY, HES SHIT"
>antag miner immediately creates a small singulo bag of holding combo that flops instantly only depressurizing the room
>people eventually call a crew transfer after 2 - 2 1/2 hours of extended because antags did nothing aside from the miner destroying a tile in science and rustling my jambonis

theres your greentext from me john, are ya happy?

>>121709671
Does anyone even Xenoarch? I always see miners being the ones with fossils and the Spur but miners never bring large artifacts to station.

>>121707728
No, he just doesn't do anything.

>>121710042
That's because the miners destroy everything and get a few drops. There's no chance of getting a large artifact when you just plow through.

>>121698272
> busta hate
I don't know, I legitimately remember Busta having a massive stock up his ass about muh hardcore.

>>121711000
Spoken like a true casual

>>121711000
Nice trips.

Also Busta went off the deep end towards the end before he stopped, he started playing a generic waifu captain just for attention.

I'm having more fun putting a lot of effort into the detail of an away mission that is probably going to be blown through in 5 minutes, considered shit and never played again.
I suppose the fun is more in the design than anything.

>>121711236
If deff got in and people like it, whatever mission you make will be in too

>>121711151
Wondering why I hadn't seen him around. I've only been back for a few weeks after not playing or lurking the threads for over a year, so shit sometimes pops up that I'm clueless on.

>>121705243
>He is like a thermonuclear reactor in the primitive world of autism
that made me laugh

I wish we had more warhammer 40k items

A bolter would be nice

>>121711236
The massive planet one with like a million fucking syndicates and aliens and ghosts is usually rather good

nobody expects to get out of it alive, and yet everyone still tries

>>121710042
Large artifacts are fucking tedious to get unless you're lucky.
It's one of my favourite job and there's a few xenoarch players on vgstation.

It's a job that takes a lot of dedication, and doesn't give too much in exchange, beside the satisfaction of doing the job itself.

That said SS13 is an ever changing games and we're trying to balance things out here. I finally gave some use to fossilized plants. Maybe the rest of those useless artifacts will get some love.

>>121713337
>Now every shift I play as botanist, some xenoarch brings me plants 1 hour in saying "here you go! no need to thank me for these amazing plants!" and they contain shit I could've had at the 5 minute mark like hotsauce or shit I don't need as a nonantag like poison wine

I used to plant some in the front for show, now I just disposal the seeds

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QUICK!
It's up to YOU to come up with new hard-to-obtain chemicals!
What would YOU add?

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>>121713337
>and doesn't give too much in exchange
and it usually takes your life too

its one of the top roles on the station but you need to be patient and try hard to dont go full nonantag murderbone after finding the artifact zone ravaged by the miner "to find a cool sword"

>>121713929
love juice or any body fluid since ERP is forbidden on the station

>>121713324
I haven't come across that one yet, is it the battle one? I'm not sure what I want mine to be but it certainly isn't a murderbone safari, you go there, poke around, maybe read some of the notes I plan to write, acquire some swag, have a laugh at the grey shaming, spot the references etc.
tasteful is the keyword I suppose.

I'm enjoying the delicate balance between not using plasma but still having a lot of the tech around, the gist is it's an old, old base, a bit before NTs time, but a few things have fallen through the cracks of space and time.

Further down the development line I might seek input on just how murderbone it will be, I might even get lucky and find a sweet spot so theres something for everyone.

>>121713582
Sure, get rid of that sweet Zombie Powder will you.
Get also rid of that paracetamol that is even more effective than tramadol at removing pains.

Plus poison wine is only lethal in large doses (like virtually any alcohol). Your bartender would love having a few bottles of it for occasions.

>>121713954
>its one of the top roles on the station but
on the contrary, it's one of the roles that affect the station the less by itself.

>>121714173
the only thing worthwhile in any of them is the zombie powder.
The rest is just meh.

>>121714173
>Get also rid of that paracetamol that is even more effective than tramadol at removing pains.
deity pls
I know you want your content to be good
I want it too
I'd love for paracetamol to be good
But you need to understand
In the months that I've played this game, I have never seen a doctor prescribe painkilers
Pain is barely in the game in the first place, and it goes away on it's own when treating the patient for other stuff
The ultimate proof of this is that if pain mattered jack fucking squat, more people would know that you can generate infinite paracetamol by hugging and just hug their patients. But since it doesn't matter in the least, noone cares.

>>121714173
I definitely need to get special plants to make the chemical synthesized by hugging someone.

I can't imagine "pwine" is going over too well with sec when they examine his bar glasses. Zombie Powder is a clever idea, but not useful for a non-antag, if you're gonna be shot they're not checking your pulse first.

>>121713929
Sort of a higher-potency anti-toxin that doubles as an anti-venom.

Acquired by taking the teeth from a new mob via butchering, grinding them up (this gets you the toxin) and processing it some way. (Anti-toxin, toxin, and water to dilute?)

The toxin itself would apply a freezing effect on those affected by it (moreso than chilly peppers), and start aging said person (Their hair starts getting greyer, bones and organs start breaking, until they eventually become a pile of bones)

Now just gotta figure out the mob, was thinking something like a smaller giant spider, grey, and doesn't reproduce so no easy farming?

>>121713929
untable mutagen
it deletes any table it's splashed on

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>>121714973
>someone remembered untable mutagen

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>>121714973

>>121711151
Busta played that character in an attempt to show us the path of evil we were taking, and we didn't heed his warnings.

>>121715116
Nice MLP picture.

>>121713929
A chemical that instantly closes all bleeds + encourages blood recovery, but has really slow metabolism and causes a suffocation damage meltdown after a set time, like Creatine's behavior, if not cleared out

A chemical that slowly heals burn/brute damage in dead patients, poisons living patients

A chemical that makes you "lucky" - when you open a crate, locker, or search a pot that hasn't been opened/searched in a while, it has a surprise. Something like a silver coin, slice of cake, 20 credit chip, random toy. A successful find metabolizes a bunch of the chemical in your body.

A chemical that synthesizes into breathable air when poured on the ground. Engineers can keep it in their fuel can and help refill rooms faster by splashing it.

A superfertilizer that combines the health bonus of Diethylamine with the yield and mutation chance bonuses of Robust Harvest and Left4Zed

A super bee fertilizer that makes your hives drop 2 queen bees when harvested (or 1 queen bee if harvested early)

>>121715349
>First one would make Borers porta-medbay extraordinaire
>Second one would make cloning obsolete
>Third would become overpowered for cargo
>Fourth would be spaghetticode extraordinaire
>Fifth yes
>Sixth could be Royal Jelly?

>>121715606
Borers can synthesize any chemical in the game? I thought we were talking about rare chemicals for xenoarch

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>>121715283

>>121715208
He really didn't, though. He just played another bland waifu.

>>121715606
>you have the options of either taking 20 seconds to clone this guy, or inject him with this rare chemical just to bring him back into crit so you can give him the 70% blood he's missing and fix his eight broken bones
yes cloning will be obsolete, much like rezadone makes cryo obsolete

>>121715720
I thought we were talking about new rare chemicals in general

>>121715349
Those all sound excellent actually.

>>121715283
>he didnt watch lego the movie

>>121715606
>>Fourth would be spaghetticode extraordinaire

Um, what?

Use on_reaction_turf and then just add similar code to a gas miner's process. Create some air of similar temperature to the environment with return_air(), say a couple mols per unit.

No need for any snowflake at all

>>121716145
>he watched the lego movie

>>121716518
>4th highest rotten tomato score for 2014
>5th highest box office for 2014

Okay hipster

>>121716701
>meme
>sales means quality
ok

>>121716749
The fact that you replied to a legitimate yardstick of quality with "meme" is actually a meme itself. Why did you meme me?

Sales mean number of viewers

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>>121716893
>Why did you meme me?
I could have gone my whole life without hearing this sentence.
I hate this new age of memes.

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Post spaceman bantz

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>>121716893
>website
>genuine yardstick of quality

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>>121717020

>>121717158
More memes?

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>>121717192

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>>121717839

>>121717892
>9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
he is kinda right

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>>121717020

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>>121718146

>>121714427
I didn't add paracetamol to the game though. Nor the pain mechanism.

The other day during a ragin magus round the only wizard was stuck in pain limbo, unable to get up, unable to fall into crit. It took some painkillers to get him back on his feet.

Painkillers in SS13 are not something that doctors prescribe, it's something that first responders give to victims (generally burn victims) to help them get back up.

>>121714489
Well I'm sure someone creative would find a use for zombie powder as nonantag.

>>121718786
you know what'll get a burn victim back up?
keloderma

>>121718956
What about the pain from broken/amputated limbs?

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>>121718704

>>121719082
that'd be a valid use, not with our medical system though
broken limbs don't happen until after you're already halfway into crit and are losing 2% blood a second

>>121719307
It is possible to get a broken hand without a bleed, it's just rare

>>121686369
o i am laffin

hey /ss13g/, i've been out of the game for a year or so, what major new things have happened since then? are mechanics still assholes?

>>121719875
at what?

>>121720290
It's still shit.

>>121720436
thank god

>>121720369
the general confusion of it?

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>2015
>paying for flash games

>>121720794
the reason is not good enough
take your laugh back
this is my hood bitch you'll laugh when im satisfied with your reason

>>121720821
This ain't Binding of Isaac general, none of us are paying for this Except pomf, and those who donate to the chikun

>>121720290
Mechanics haven't been in for a full year yet have they?

>>121720821
>2015
>frog posting
enjoy your facebook tire meme kid

>>121721145
>a year or so

I disappeared around mid December/early January I think. I'm reading the wiki and guides but wondering if anything has changed at a really low level, like new items or AI utility or something.

>>121721196
better than paying for a game with le epik retro pixul art style xddd

>>121721514
come on man are you even trying to bait anymore?

>>121720968
get help son

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>>121721659
>still responding
c'mon

AWAY MISSIONS WHEN

>>121721774
That ain't even fluffy, it's fuzzy!

>>121721508
Yeah, there are new items, just jump in and see

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>>121721924
My mistake

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>>121721676
im bored anon i dont know what to do

>mediborg cant put organs in cuz no hands

the fuck is the point of being a mediborg, am i missing something

>>121721984
currently throwing Byond onto my tablet, now we see if I can even spess on it

>tfw desktop waifu died in house fire

>>121721908
Soon anon, soon. I am burning the night oil on them now, I demand quality.

>>121722225

Get a human to help you do that, and next time don't do an organ transplant surgery as a Mediborg

>>121722341
thought it would be a slow round so i become medibot

suddenly everything is kill and i gotta do a lung transplant

Were greys commented out from conventional use or something? I can't find a readymade reference for these niggas anywhere, i need them for a thing. I can use other species but it kinda ruins the whole thing a little.

>>121722583
Trauma kit repairs organic lungs without the need of transplant. The only things that need transplanting are mechanical organs and brains.

>>121713246
>>>/tg/

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>>121722225

>>121722693
No, they're a species, which is a variable of human

>>121722737
You can use bone gel on mechanical organs like you'd use gauze on orgqnic organs (which means prepare the anti-tox and dex+ because you're going in dry)

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Fun round, I did some evil Medibots for Medbay, got my objective done, Partied in the upload and got pretty much lucky all the way to the end

I was lucky to get outside the core and see Mai Pai throwing a grenade as well.

Feels good to finally enjoy a round without interruption for once.

>>121723598
But the other species seem to have functioning references? I suppose I could just analyse one and replicate it for my needs but it's really weird they're the only one that doesn't have one.

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>>121711151
Like a living Greek tragedy.

i got permabanned for attacking a bunch of fags in the court, why????!

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>>121723437
>Xenoarch
>Find DNA scrambler on touch artifact
>Touch it a bunch to scramble my UI+SE every time I click it
>Click it like 50 bajillion times
>Gamble for Hulk
>Become a stuttering clumsy dark skinned purple haired girl that has to wear glasses
>I literal waifu now
>But I got hulk, so it's cool
>Get back to work being a Xenoarch doing Xenoarch things
>Find painting of NarNar in a cult room
>Neat
>Shuttle called
>Emagged Juke on shuttle playing spoopy music
>Hang Nar-Sie portrait on shuttle
>Shuttle becomes cultified, then party lights and NarNar to greet the shuttle at Centcomm

Comfy round.

>>121725687
Because you attacked a bunch of fags in the court.
What don't you get?

>>121726010
isn't that the point of the game?

>>121726270
yeah, you did nothing wrong

>>121726553
so are the shitmins going to unban me? i was just practicing my grenades

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>>121725936
Ancient aliens built a waifu machine.

This lead to their fall through hedonism, much like Rome.

>>121722737
wait I can just open someone up, apply trauma kit and they're fine?

>you use 3 magic to heal for 6 damage!

im THE ducksucker69 best chem player that has ever graced this station, please unban me i did nothing

>>121726653
I just unbanned you

>>121727045
>you are hit for 6 damage

>>121695528
The angry skeleton of Drungi

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>>121727045
>>121727317

>>121725936
>cute xenoarchs doing xenoarch things

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>>121726653
>i was just practicing my grenades

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>>121711151
>>he started playing a generic waifu captain just for attention.
>tfw I did this for two round and got majorly fucked with, which snapped me out of it and made me go back to playing my normal character
Thank you based ghosts.
Though I suppose it was more that, despite having a certain way I wanted to play this character, I kept slipping back to how I normally play, and realized I have more fun that way.

>runtime error: Cannot read null.current
>proc name: check completion (/datum/objective/die/check_completion)
>source file: objective.dm,407
>usr: null
>src: /datum/objective/die (/datum/objective/die)
>call stack:
/datum/objective/die (/datum/objective/die): check completion()
traitor+changeling (/datum/game_mode/traitor/changeling): process()
/datum/controller/gameticker (/datum/controller/gameticker): process()
ticker (/datum/controller/process/ticker): doWork()
ticker (/datum/controller/process/ticker): process()
/datum/controller/processSched... (/datum/controller/processScheduler): runProcess(ticker (/datum/controller/process/ticker))

if I ported /tg/ clothing items what's the possibility that they'd get added instead of people autistically screaming about "MUH SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES" while not saying a thing about vox?

>>121729560
>while not saying a thing about vox?
People do complain about vox every now and then. It's not 24/7 because it's assumed everyone knows vox are pox.

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>>121686504
>>121686591
>>121686628

This was some of the funniest shit I saw last night.

>Zero power, myself and a cargo tech hacked into engineering to try and set shit up but we needed the captain to open secure storage
>I finally get him, direct him into the CE office. I go "Okay Captain, I need the secure storage opened". He goes "sure, no problem" and then goes to the safe on the wall in the CE room.
>"It's not working" he says. The other cargo tech walks up next to him and hits the safe to see what the fuck he was doing.
>"You're just hitting 1111 over and over you fucking idiot".
>Captain, its to the left
>He literally moves one tile to the fucking left and stares at a bookcase
>I emote giving a blank stare to the other cargo tech in the room, to basically convey "are you fucking kidding me with this guy"
>More left, captain...
>He finally hits the button and opens it up
>Alright thanks captain, oh one more thing, can you open the CE's locker here?
>"Sure"
>He goes back to the fucking wall safe again
>11111
>Other cargo tech goes up to him
>"Does that look like a fucking locker to you, idiot?"
>Captain, the locker down here
>He runs down to the CE's spacesuit storage
>"No power, it doesn't work"
>Captain, does that look like a locker to you?
>"Yes"
>Emote another blank stare at the other cargo tech, and then stare back at the captain
>Captain, it's the one that looks like a fucking locker, to the right.
>"Oh okay"

That guy was something else. At least we finally set up power after like 20 minutes. I left a bit after that though since the round was already a bit boring and going on for like 2 hours.

>>121729865
On the observer side the dead and admins were all laffin their ass off

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>>121725936
>>121726852
Why can I never find any artifacts when I go digging as a Xenoarch? I want to find cool shit like that waifu machine for...reasons.

>>121730260
Oh yeah, I know. I was t. admin playing as that cargo tech, and just couldn't believe what the fuck I was seeing. Although I knew the ckey behind the player so it all made a lot more sense.

>>121729865
it was GOOD

is it possible to jobban that guy from everything BUT captain?
I want more of captain roy's sinking ship

Is byond not responding ever other minute normal for deadchat?

>>121726653
Make an appeal on the forums about why you're a ban evading faggot and I'll not consider it.

what's an appropriate dosage for synaptizine and leporazine?

>>121731395
A fuckton

>>121731452
Anon pls no

So I just observed for the first time and not only was I confused as fuck, I couldn't help but laugh (nearly hysterically) at the shit that was going on. How can I give myself the courage to actually participate? I feel like I would just be the laughing stock of the station.

>>121731591
nigga its a game, grow a spine jesus

>>121731560
If he cant take a simple dosage of my medicine he doesn't deserve to be on this station

>>121729865
sounds buttmad. I suggest taking game less serious bro.

>>121731591
Just dont kill anyone and youll be fine
Also the worst thing that can happen is getting banned which will lead to joining a cool kids club called meta ONLY if you shitpost in threads and whine about your unfair ban
Extra points if you ban evade too and get caught

>>121729865
You also forgot to mention the Cap killed the CE not ten minutes into the shift. Both were nonantag.

>>121731912
What?

>>121731912
Hey captain

>>121731912
Hello royd its good to see you!

>>121731912
Why would I be angry? It was absolutely hilarious watching this incompetent idiot stumble around doing dumb shit like press 11111 over and over into the safe thinking it would open up the engineering secure storage.

Was the only good thing in an otherwise boring round.

>>121731912
But he was talking about how he found the actions in his post funny and was laughing

>>121731692
th-thanks

>>121732026
Alright, I'll try playing soon.

>>121732173
>if i say its him it means im correct.

>>121732107
...what?

>>121732181
see above.

>>121732249
>>121732251
jesus christ you guys need to snort some coke or pop pills. chillax.

>>121731591
People you run into will either 1/Try to help you understand the game or 2/Ignore you entirely (or 3/Kill you if they're antag).
Just play cargo technician, new people playing this job is very common and people will understand if you can't do something and just tell them you're new to the station or whatever.
Noobs are cute.

>>121732467
Ah, you're just trying to bait people into some shitposting argument for attention over something minor.

You should stop that.

>>121732591
If i call it bait. and a le epic troll. im corrrect.

>>121732467
>im not the captain
>yet he uses the exact words that he used at OOC when they told him he was shit
Are you even trying anymore?

>>121732701
Moisesc isn't very good at covering up the fact that it's him posting.

He'll nail it down one of these days.

>>121731591
>>121732495
Noobs are cute! CUTE!

>>121732804
>It was Moisesc
When's he getting removed from this server for good?
I'm gettin real tired of his shit ic ooc and retarded attitude.

>>121732891
Thats not how it works man
just leave before you fuck up even more

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>>121732804
who are you? who are you? Anyways you guys sure like to pick on people and just try to get away with it by saying it is someone you dislike. Hell i could do that about my own parents too.

>>121733089
He's pretty dumb, but last night was the hardest I laughed in awhile from ss13 just staring at him doing that shit in engineering.

>>121732804
>It was moisesc
Holy shit it all makes sense now

>Couldn't heal myself because I was being stalked by the ghost of Emperor Palpatine

This fucking game sometimes

>Yred kills everyone and uses an emag to escape alone in the shuttle
>He had "Minimize casualties" instead

>>121733089
>retarded attitude.
please
it's so bad.

>>121733628
UUUUUNNNLLLIIIMMMIITTEEEDDD PPPOOOWWWWAAHHHHH

stormtrooper armor when

>>121733163
its not me guys i swear im just some random guy
the second part of the plan is that he will post again this time with his true identity and tries to prove that he didn't post any of this

>>121733695
As soon as the current sprite's unpuppered

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Anyone who still defends ID firelocks after that round is actually retarded.

>>121733628
I'm sorry, who?
Did you mean Sheev Spin?

>>121726852
>Why did the aliums die?
WAIFUMACHINES, SON

Someone is impersonating me?

How cute.

>>121733656
that guy needs a job ban from assistant. he is to fucking good.

This nigga and his friend had some crazy elite space gear.

>>121733656
Traitor kills people with a minimize casualties objective, more news as this once in a lifetime story unfolds.

>>121733809
They actually are pretty useless aside from being annoying, aren't they? I haven't seen one good thing they've done yet. I haven't seen them prevent shit from spreading because atmos techs/engineers still have to open the firelocks just to get in and restabilize the air, which lets it all out anyway.

>>121733823
I bet you're the sort of people who crowbar into medbay while the hallway is on fire.

>>121733994
meant for >>121733809

>>121733954
>someone is impersonating me
>>121733709
Bro at least wait an hour before switching to the innocent side

>moisesc has a jobban from clown but not Heads of staff.

this should be reversed.

>>121733994
So then what's the point of them? If anyone can crowbar them open, doesn't it stand to reason that everyone should simply be able to escape their place of work? ID access only fucks over the jobs that don't need or don't have room to carry a crowbar.

It's retarded. Worthless at best, deadly at worst.

Its 2am here and were not allowed to spess anymore
Goodnight spessmen and have a good day

>>121734835
uhm. what?


How could i be job banned from clown? i have been playing Men of war AS 2 all day.

>>121735074
Nighty night, Russian/Steppeman/Indian.

>>121735353
moisesc
Clown
Spaced himself with the chef because the latter attacked him, instead of making contact with security (6 security officers online at that time) or, I dunno, realizing that clowns get abused all the time. Unless you're an antag, you don't kill people because they harmed you, unless they expressed the very intent to kill you.
deitylink
PERMANENT

>>121735353
>the_innocent_face.jpg
You never fail to amuse me

>>121735523
>>121735584
no idea what you guys talking about. been posting links of questionalble age chicks all day on the red room deep shadow web.,

hey how do I ban evade? I did some stuff with grenades last night but it was all in good faith, and Id really like to get another chance to play with you all

>>121735784
Jokes like this are what got black weeaboo searched and arrested for CP

Be careful

>>121736541
make a new byond ckey and post it here.
I'll whitelist you.

>>121736734
okay its ReiSucksMyNiggerDick

>>121736541
If you make a good ban appeal, you'll probably get your second chance. If you're not an autist that lacks the social skills to write a five sentence post, that is.
Just admit to having done whatever got you banned (so many people fail this step), say you won't do it again, and that's pretty much it.

>>121736734
TermedClepe2

>>121736734
It's twodogsmakingoutintherain

>>121736734
alright, made it. new ckey is ahotdogandthenanotherhotdog

>>121736734
breadbread

>>121736734
thanks man
2hawtdawgs

>>121736734
Ricklaus69Xevonix

Im getting some mixed signals here guys.

ONLY reply if you want to be unbanned and are NOT 2hotdogs.

>>121737527
apairofwarmkanines

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>mfw trying to port something but I have no idea what I'm doing
i'm not even halfway through getting it to compile and I'm afraid of what will happen when it does

>>121737527
TwoHeatedWeiners

>>121737527
punishedzweiwurst

>>121737527
TwoLustyDogs

>>121732849
A few days ago I saw a greyshirt burn his face trying to smoke one of the blunts I put out. It was nostalgic to when I first played

>>121737527
theduplexnatureofpreparedsausages

>>121737527
2dogs1ban

2hotdogs should be unbanned, but ONLY in a cult round, and ONLY if the cult succeeds in summoning nar-sie, in which case 2hotdogs gets a notification that he is allowed to join the server as a demon-god, and is instantly banned again after the round end.

>>121738717
shut the fuck up 2hotdogs

>>121738871
DID SOMONE SAY DoubleCanineAction?

>>121736541
Gotta prove you're the guy who made the nades. Anyone can pretend to be anyone here.

>>121739848
you don't need to prove anything, pomf keeps rei on a leash like a pet to abuse their janitor status and view post IPs, so they know your ckey

>>121737527
tvåvarmkorvar

>>121737527
dawhatthefox