>Marathons:
SRG6:
-Cancelled? Happening? It is a mystery.
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASSAMarathon
kazooiegirl >
>>121654297
reminder to laugh at this faggot who wasn't here for cosme posting back in the day
Official list of boys and girls that don't belong here:
Hexade
TonyOgbot
Yarumasi
Altabiscuit
2dos
Caveman
Mr_Shasta
Nosraef
IonGravirei
Studio
Ciyon
ZachSK
AlbinoAlbatross
Seckswrecks
Beneziaa
Pyatters
cfb
Headcrab
daily
Yashi
Duke_Bilgewater
ovendonkey
Pykn
Skeletonbill
Slayerofbabies
reed_tiburon
bjw
iateyourpie
Sylux98
Darkspinessonic
Unusualcook
NewAgeRetroHippie
Cptpoopfist
Feel free to add to the list.
adrian pictures keep em up
>>121655916
>girls
real new thread
>>>/trash/13752
Predict when Cosmo kills himself
>>121655916
holy moley
>8 posts early
elin
simplee elin
I'm above a lot of things
Reminder to never consume foods with soy products (including vegetable oil hydrogenated or not).
Avoid plastic containers for food and NEVER hear plastic in microwave or with hot water.
Xenoestrogens are a serious problem especially if your test is already low naturally or because of sedentary lifestyle. This can cause gynecomastia and or gender dysmorphia.
>Narcissa
>>121655916
Remove Hexade, Sylux, and as much as I hate to say it, Hippie.
>>121655970
Realistically he'll probably just keep his chat in sub-only mode playing fad games for subscriber bucks. When that money train runs out who knows
>>121655916
fw didnt make the list
>Narcissa
>>121656119
Is he 100% living off soylent?
>>121656162
Out of everyone on the list why did you select those three?
Anybody want to do a Soylent Green /srg/ movie night?
>>121656459
Yes.
He was saying on stream he wasnt sure if it was safe. Might be too much potassium with his women pills.
Cant ask the doctor, because you know, they would likely deny him the pills.
>>121656430
>those hairy arms
>dat high test
>fw adrian is more manly than cosmo even pre narcy
>>121656430
How often do you think she fucked Cosmo with a strapon?
>>121656684
Never noticed those hairy arms till now
>>121656605
Hexade is serg and has been for years now, Sylux has been here since 2013 and not much has changed since then, Hippie can be annoying in chat but he's serg.
>Narcissa
>>121656605
it was hexade
>>121656904
this is hexade
>cosmo has a 100lb waif body but an insanely deep voice
must be frustrating to not fit in either gender
>Narcissa
Why the fuck is Cosmo living off Soylent?
Is he fucking retarded?
>>121657059
hes trans so yes
>Narcissa
>Take a bunch of hormones without doctor supervision
>Try to live off Soylent
>Surround yourself with a bunch of people who won't tell you how retarded you are being
Dead within a year.
>>121657221
cutexit :3c
>>121656119
good post
http://pastebin.com/re0iU96R
>Narcissa
>>>>>>>>>Narcissa
>>121656953
seriously though where are the hurblat and mr. k namedrops
>>121657415
http://pastebin.com/cwNZHNPm
>>121657415
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>Narcissa
>narcissa
>>121657515
They are too normal for us here desu
>>121656430
Is this the kind of guy Cosmo likes?
>Narcissa
fw morbidly curious to watch cosme's transition
i wonder how much he'll actually change, physically?
face shape? chin? voice?
i'm going to keep a diary of any changes in cosme i notice.
>Narcissa
>>121655916
add headcrab
>>121657716
He's 26 and weighs like 100 pounds. He'll get some pointy A cups and that's it.
>>121657743
im already there
Has Beneziaa weighed in on the news?
>Narcissa
>Narcissa
>Narcissa
>wanda
All Narcposting belongs here: >>>/trash/14153
All Narcposting belongs here: >>>/trash/14153
All Narcposting belongs here: >>>/trash/14153
All Narcposting belongs here: >>>/trash/14153
The amount of people that just went >Narcissa proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>121658393
fw you narced on the jopes at agdq
>Narcissa
>>121656064
I want an elin
>>121658496
they're all wash outs anyway
stfu fucktard
>Narcissa
>>121657939
nice
reminder that the fallout anthology category is missing 2 games (3 if shelter has some sort of end)
its time
>>121658474
It's just one guy dumping his image folder.
>>121658927
shelter doesn't have an end, and no one should even consider running it
>>121659028
>Narcissa
Is Witwix our boy?
>>121659234
lol
>>121659234
>Middle isn't Wanda
you had one job
She just said she'd always wanted to transition, kek. That she'd had the feelings for a while but didn't have the courage to make the change.
>>121659257
depends on what he thinks of @Narcissa~™
>>121658723
What's that thing on the lower right corner by funny Mario Maker negro?
>>121659385
Well it is something that effects you for the rest of your life I hope you wouldnt do it on a whim
>>121659440
"real talk" splits
cosmo just confirmed his sexuality is -->~#fluid#~<--
>>121657716
>two days into the transition
>found out his voice will never change
beefed it
>>121659385
is that why she was such a dick to cronikeys
>>121659461
MercurySSB: narcissa is just a total babe and you're perfect and amazing and everybody feels like they should have trans'd earlier but at the end of the day you're doing it now and that r00lz and you're the best 2k15
>I have just omg ALWAYS wanted to be TRANS just didnt have the...courage I guess
Bull fucking shit. This is just the estrogen in your grey matter making you think like a woman.
>OMG I have ALWAYS wanted a 2016 BMW like my whole life please buy!
>>121659580
>filename
it was over b4
>>121659781
>>>/v/315835413 hey we screencapped at the same time
>>121659654
Cronikeys is pretty unlikable desu
>>121659781
>@Peaches
>>121659781
>@Peaches
Is Peaches a tranny now too?
>@Peaches
>naming yourself after a Harry Potter character
did cosmo shittalk cronikeys? Who is cronikeys and why is she a stupid bitch? Why is she hating on her own kind? Why is she ugly? explain this
>Narcissa
>Narcissa
>Narcissa
>@Peaches
>/srg/ bullying croni all of a sudden
really not a fan of this meme at all
croni is cute and our girl
>>121660305
will someone explain who cronikeys even is and why he tries really hard to be relevant? why does he keep shitposting on twitter like it's 4chan, does he actually have actual autism?
>>121660231
croni...
>>121660171
maybe going trans could become the next cool SRC (speed run community) meme and all our favorite streamers could come out
>>121660262
step it up shitter
it's pretty crazy how the thread on /trash/ is better than this one right now
>>121660435
croni is an srg oldgirl who srg meme'd was trans (she isn't)
she's a glitch hunter and also has something to do with admin of one of the speedgaming sites... speedrun.com ? or something i don't know
>>121660305
die faggot
>>121660435
Tranny furfag who does nothing but glitch hunt. Not even a speedrunner desu.
>>121660534
>me on the left
>mfw Cosmo is making bank off these new subs when he had like 3 before
>mfw they are only doing this because Cosmo is sobrave
>>121660554
>she isn't
>>121660594
why do people tripfag. The whole point of this place is that it's anonymous. why would you ever admit to posting on /srg/ especially ironically. Goose and caveman are /srg/s real heroes. And cronikike shit talked our boy
>>121660595
found a piehexer
>>121659580
>judenstein
>>121660554
Nothing you said is true.
>>121659992
>you will never gently caress your mutilated genitals on peaches scruffy beard while he softly moans 'ay chihuahua'
>Narcissa
>>121660804
I thought the watermark said Cosmowright
>>121659580
>>121660947
wrong general bud
>>121660947
what is he speedrunning?
>>121660947
>>121626673
I dunno why you're all hating on Narcissa when she's not even being obnoxious about her transition. She seems a lot happier now.
You fought in the cosmeme wars?
>>121660976
>judenstein got to be in a Guinness Book of World Records photoshoot
>cosmo is at home pretending to be a girl
Holy shit, just think about all of this for a second. It's mind boggling.
>MercurySSB: @Wolfftrap PROTIP from a fellow trans lady who started transitioning many years ago: if you think you might be trans, you're like, pretty much definitely trans. just yolo it even if you're scared because everybody's fuckin' scared... at times, it's like you'll never stop being scared... but youðll be glad you did it anyway <3
how you want your life senpai?
Is Trihex not streaming because he's embarrassed after getting massively trolled by NoSleepTV?
>>121659580
>Feiqn
Did she ever figure out how to overclock her headphones?
>>121661158
What happened? Tip has his VODs on sub only.
>>121661158
who and what
okay brehs I need some fucking updates here. been away for a week and didn't check shit online.
came back to this.
>>121661306
cosmo announced his suicide on twitter. Met with applause
>>121661306
>>121661069
Who's hating? Im just enjoying a chuckle m80.
>>121661141
>/pol/ was literally right
>cosmo's name is literally wright
it's all coming together my god
>>121661141
>MercurySSB: @Wolfftrap I know that feel. mental illness and its intersections with trans babehood are hard... but you can do it! and like, transitioning will probably make a ton of shit way better. or at least "shit, things are terrible right now and I am so anxious, but at least I'm a fucking amazing goddess and love myself"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Damn, I should announce I am trans too and reap the money from all those bandwagoners.
This shit is Against Me! v2
Do you think Pie's marketing degree will make him also transition to try to make a quick buck?
name a more tumblr infested chat than cosmo's
Anybody else think Narcissa is being really brave? I mean, imagine having to go through all of the hardships of what she's going to have to go through. She truly is a hero in our community.
what the fuck, f a m s. I check his twitch and it's subscriber only chat with people only talking about trans stuff.
did he legit become trans?
>>121661801
It's she now you retard.
>>>/out/ and stay out
how do you want your chat?
>>121661889
>>121661925
chill
>>121661873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LkfH5BZg4g
>>121661873
this guy is the most normal person in chat
It's 2015 /srg/, grow the fuck up.
>>121661873
>I am gay because I hate my parents for taking me to church.
>I am also likely athiest for the same reason.
This used to not happen, but that was back when corporal punishment was ok.
>>121661801
>2015
>not trying to fuck a ladyboy
bigot scum
>>121662007
So basically it is a chat full of people trying not to think about how much they hate their lives.
>>121659580
>>121659781
Jesus fuck if my chat was like that I would shoot myself in the head on stream
>>121662048
*takes out shiv*
Dont tell me what to do!
>NarcissaBot: cosmoPizza cosmoPizza Sub Hype! OMG OMG! ZillahSinclair!!! SUB HYPEEE!!! cosmoPizza cosmoPizza
so he goes trans and decides to make a faggot sub bot?
What is to blame for all of this? I blame the internet
this shit is so great. thank you jesus. thank you so much
guys
guys
shut the fuck up
wibbles finally got a run going
COME ON!
>>121662150
Case in point, I don't know what I really expected from /srg/. It's 2015.
>>121662180
Nah senpai, apparently there's some serious xenoestrogens in that soylent shit
>>121662180
here ya go
>>121662048
>It's 2015
haha narcissa that's a good one no but seriously where's mike?
>>121661212
she's dead
>>121662490
sorry to inform
It's 2015. You all need to educate yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmoAX9f6MOc
>some of the emotes on twitch are negative
>like they are laughing at me
I'm genuinely sad this happened to cosmo. used to be all about running shit fast and giving great commentary.
>>121662490thought duke shamed him into exile for stealing money meant for cancer patients
GUYS IT IS TE CURRENT YEAR
Why havent you given up on thousands upon thousands of years of male and female biology for something we came up with in the past 50???
>>121662180
Fuck I'm a transdegenerate and having a chat like Narcissa's would make me pull out my hair.
It's 2015 can we stop naming ourselves after harry potter characters
>it's 2015
>Narcissa has revealed herself
Good for her.
>>121662727
sda is never getting a page visit from me again
>>121662727
confirmed fake>>121662826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMzYidSmRFg
>had Narci's stream open
>182, 695 followers
>refresh
>182, 466
really didn't expect such transphobia in speedrunning..
so much for this community being a safe and tolerant space..
>>121662879
http://socialblade.com/twitch/user/narcissawright/monthly
>it's 2015
>sda and srl still exist
people really need to grow the fuck up
>>121662879
>>121663003
commit suicide
>>121659746
>trans lesbian
kek to the extreme
>>121663003
There is no such thing as romantic attraction. This is made up.
Men are attracted to visual signals of fertility (good looks, hips, ass, tits)
Women are attracted to status (confidence, money, leadership)
This all comes from evolutionary biology back in the caveman days.
>it's 2015
>people still exist
sigh...
>it's 2015
>/srg/ and 4chan still exist
people really need to grow the fuck up
>>121663392
nature isn't going anywhere, transfreak
>it's 2015
>still no pics of Narcissa's boipussi leaked yet
>>121663439
You obviously haven't read the news lately. Wake up, it's 2015.
>>121663572
wrong side of history, marx boy
>>121663665
>y_
>in 2015
pathetic
>2015
>I still dont have wr
:/
>I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE TRANS HERO I AM CRYING FOR YOU
>open this retard's stream for the first time
>hair isn't even long
>no visible girl clothing
>literally doesn't even try with the voice
>some eyeliner
the laziest MtF attempt I've ever seen
>>121662473
>>121662203
>>121662238
CURRENT YEAR
>>121664040
>>121663274
what you just posted is pretty fucking made up too
>it's 2015
>these are my choices
so sick of this bullshit still happening
>2015
>not being a fucking homo like squid
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JXEUDhIj12
>>121664221would
it's 2015 people, come on, get off the wrong side of history
So does Cosmo takes it in the ass now?
>>121664335
squid...
Speedrunning is a civil rights issue.
Its 2015
Get on the right side of history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnGlTy_vSj0
>>121664410
Yep, he confirmed he likes dudes on his stream
>>121664926
about time that shark gets some love
>>121665039
pie's teeth aren't that bad
>12:10 Nekohime64: some shitty Admin reverted Narci's wiki page to the wrong pronouns and name and locked edits to admins
>12:10 Nekohime64: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cosmo_Wright&action=history
>all these trans-lesbians in denial
You know, honestly I feel sorry for you gals. It's 2015. Get over yourselves.
>>121660263
Now this has got to be a joke
>>121665195
im talking about the man in the suit but i'll go on to detract from ur shit some more with showing you how wrong you are
>>121665326
>narci
>>121664863
what the heck, is pie a manlet?
>>121665326
>some shitty Admin
based some shitty admin
>>121660598
you gonna do the 2 jump 4-2?
>>121665512
He's taller than zfg.
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/agdq2016_budget_overview.html
>>121665326
BASED WIKI MODS
BASED WIKI MODS
BASED WIKI MODS
is he legally changing his name to Narcissa? it's like he just mixed the words carcass and nauseous
>PS2 abyss instead of 3ds
literally why bertin do you not know about the godawful load times?
>>121665850
he didn't know about fds
someone post the pic of pie raising his hands to god
>>121665767
>Japanese speedgamers
It's been a while lads
>>121666271
rks pls go
>>121666271
*snuggles up in bed with essar gee*
post your splits guys!
>>121666361
now THAT'S "above it all"
>>121666361
>it's real
>literally above it all the tweets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh3QY9HpZV8
>>121666361
WOW ABSOLUTELY EBIN
>>121666448
show me yours i'll show you mine
>>121666448
>>121666361
I LOVE TO FLY
>>121666664
Was Runnerguy the original speedcuk?
>>121666361
Look up "Unwarranted Self-Importance" and you'll see a picture of these tweets
>>121666361
I can't believe this is real. Ever since someone made above it all a meme people have been saying shit like this
Whats the new drama? Is there any new content or is it still Narcissa?
>>121666271
What is there to love about, anime? Just look at what high quality speedruns are on Nicovideo right now :3
>Ocarina of Time
>Dragon Quest 2
>Dragon Quest 4
>Dragon Quest 5
>Dragon Quest 7
>A Link to the Past
>Dragon Quest 5
>Ocarina of Time
>Shiren the Wanderer
>Dragon Quest 2
>Super Mario Sunshine
>Dragon Quest 6
>Dragon Quest 1-3
>Dragon Quest 4
>Pokemon (Red/Green ?)
>Pokemon Yellow
>Dragon Quest 5
>Dragon Quest 4
>Dragon Quest 5
>Final Fantasy 13
>Rasāru Ishii no Childs Quest
>Ocarina of Time
>Paper Mario
>Dragon Quest 3
>Dragon Quest 8
>Final Fantasy 9
>Dragon Quest 3
>MADARA 2 (?)
>Dragon Quest 3
>Dragon Quest 3
>Final Fantasy 9
>Dragon Quest 4
>Dragon Quest 3
>The Wind Waker
>Final Fantasy 8
>Final Fantasy 6
>The Wind Waker
>>121666968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XZK3yd24Qo
>>121666968
meows got in a fight at his school and is on probation
>>121666361
>>121667121
UMM exsqueeze me but her name is Chanzeux
>>121667040
At least they run something.
List of those above it all:
kryssstal
unusualcook
cfb
bertin
grav
wallyaldo
iateyourpie
werster
Feel free to reply with names that belong on this list
>>121667431
add stiv
>>121667431
list is missing at LEAST one "power gap" between kryssstal and everyone else
>>121667431
Siggy. He always had an extremely inflated sense of moral superiority.
this http://pastebin.com/7c93f85c
>>121667547
why stiv? is it because he wrote those pastebins
g-god... I ... you guys seen this? ....what..?
http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
duke.... just... just damn.... cold ass nigga..
narcissa is a better name change than weedguy69 desu
>>121666361
>tfw your family catches you speedrunning
what do I say? how am I going to explain this
>>121662650
>duke taking our boi brobuzz's credit
disgusting
>>121667694
The whole jope crew is filled with sanctimonious cunts
Do you know that for the last 4 months of your life, on a regular basis, I was fucking Adrian's throat in the moments when you were depressed, addicted to Smash 4, and needing support the most? After we put you to sleep on the sofa, with soylent and a blanket, shaking and weeping and begging us to stay with you?
Were you ever awakened, some Sunday morning, shaken from your stupor on the couch, just for a moment, by the sound of her in the bed that you shared, choking on my cock? Was that what made you give up on being a man? If so, I'm glad. And proud.
>>121668102
based news reporter
>>121667431
>>121667637
Word
>>121668102
Is this some kind of glitch to go fast? You lost me senpai.
>>121667787
because he's above it all
>>121668168
damn...just damn...taylortot one cold ass nigga...
>>121668168
Ruthless
>>121668168
shouldn't they be tested now that cosmo's revealed he has GD
https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1492409
>ctrl+F 'good on her'
>5 results
so much canned pride it's hilarious
>>121668168
>http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
What's this shit about? I've been out of the loop.
>>121668168
>>121668923
Sorry, I meant this
>>121668713
>that entire thread
somebody stream
*memes*
somebody scream
>putting yourself in a position where you absolutely must use sub-only at all times
>>121668713
what is that site I'm not a youth
>>121669741
OOOO WAA AA AA AA
>>121669759
what's the worst that could happen if he turns off sub-mode? if he can't handle comments from internet tough guys then how the hell is he going to handle medication that makes you more emotional
>>121669741
spookathon ended last week dude
>>121669741
the neighbor's dogs are going wild
>>121669978he isn't
I love how there is an edit war going.
pretty good thread so far desu lots of fun
>>121670789
I think to uphold the good name of /srg/ we need to make sure the revisions are never pushed through on this page. That'll show her.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmo_Wright
>>121665701
no other posts in the thread
they have learned to not question them
>>121671126
Doesn't mean anything. A sperg admin just wants to wait for some formalities and then move it anyway.
If you want real change, vote for option 2:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Village_pump_%28policy%29#Revisiting_MOS:IDENTITY_in_articles_about_transgender_individuals
Does anyone have video cap of Kazooiegirl having a seizure on stream?
>>121671417
how do you vote wikipedia looks like nonsense to someone who doesn't have autism
>>121671482
the hell is wrong with you
who will be the first to go balls deep in narcissa at a gdq?
>>121671681
Taylor hopefully
>>121671482
twitch kazooiegirl/v/24040591
Just skip to the last few minutes
>>121671482
Chibi please
you can't make this stuff up....
>>121671726
>>121671726
FUCKING REKT
Who's the anime on jrta2? That voice desu
cosmo has been practicing her voice for a very long time now. don't you remember her ice bucket challenge clip?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UgTfaT5Cpu
>>121671787
stop leaking...
>>121671787
what the literal fuck is this even?
>>121671726
hope the cunt died desu senpai
>>121671787
when he talks about being so stuck on 2d, I'm glad I found the light.
The light, of 3d women.
>>121671726
>>121672218
piss off wanker
I gotta admit, I laffed.
>>121672303
>>121672065
fuck you
anyone can join and see that shit
>>121672080
some messages from trihex from his -awesome- discord chat group thing
>>121671726
literally rofl
>>121672303
What's on the ceiling?
TELL US
>>121672453
>>121672303
/srg/ shitposting has literally brought me out of depression
im in tears lads
how long was she out for? would it be realistic to nut on her face without her knowing?
>>121671787
Gay
>serg is laughing at someone having a seizure
>>121671787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g9PFONbF6j
>>121671787
Man he could've said "I want all your cocks in my ass" and it would have been LESS gay
>>121671726
man, everyone is showing pie up in streambig gimmicks. the classic fake a seizure to get sympathy donations is a very common technique.
>>121672619
welcome to the internet, would you like to board the pain train?
>>121672628
>>121672619
it is obvious she faked it for donations. who rolls their eyes to the back of their head and shakes like that
>>121672773
people with epilepsy
>>121671726
Her hair is truly awful senpai.
who do I message to get on the srg twitch team?
>>121672628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bmwNJdDvC2
HELP ME, I NEED A DONATION
>>121672773
Nigga, if you have epilepsy you shouldn't play video games. Didn't you ever read the backs of the fucking boxes?
>>121672303
>>121671726
>chibi wanted to fuck that
>>121672619
I thought it was interesting the first time watching. never knew what it's like for people to have seizures.
watching it a second time im laughing over the eye roll
>>121672773
dead people
>>121672860
I cant breath
>>121672628
omg
>>121672837
>>121672860
>>121672925
so what ever happened to die hard runs?
>>121672325
>x-files
nice
>worst episode
not so nice
>>121672012
god damn, cosmo sounds like a fucking fairy.
>>121673249
>worst episode
literally any episode from seasons 4-9 are worse
so ebin
Where is the seizure webm you cunts
>>121671726
why would she just have a seizure, whats wrong with her
>>121672619
>>121673320
>watching that cancerous greaseball
>>121673372
high on cultural marxism
>>121673372
I'm pretty sure seizures aren't predictable.
>>121672830
hippie for twitch team
croni for real team
so did adrian break up with cosme?
wtf kind of name is narcissa?
if you gonna go full tranny retard you might as well call yourself Space Age StarVulva
>>121672895
>>121672796
>>121673534
i thought epileptic seizures were just easily triggered by flashing things
if you just eventually break your resistance to it like that then why stream video games all day
shenanigans tbf
>>121673582
>2hrs
she's getting bored mang
>>121673582
stop man i can't be laughing at this kinda shit but you're making it tough senpai
*notices Bene standing in the corner of the thread*
>tfw you will never fuck a girl as she seizes up
>>121673679
>i thought epileptic seizures were just easily triggered by flashing things
>>121673825
bene :3c~
*notices Barry standing in the corner of the thread*
>narcissa
>>121671726
No seriously, someone needs to webem the seizure before she pulls the vod
>>121674350
She already highlighted it, no seriously.
>>121674308
thanks guys for the views ;) i'm A-OK :D
why did cosmo/narcissa stop speedrunning completely?
he/she was actually pulling in massive viewers all the time when they actually streamed speedrun games and not shitty sm4sh. Debatable got a large portion of people interested in speedruns, only to quit cold turkey and leave all the hooked kiddies high and dry.
Then they go ahead and change their gender all of a sudden and still won't stream stuff that made them popular and profitable.
What the actual fuck, I swear to god if this was caused by cosmo getting depressed over having shitty viewers and shitty income because he abandoned his content and started going full casual games with no cam or mic or stream interaction they will regret going on hormones to become narcissa.
Changing your gender only works once, and you burn a lot of bridges if you decide to coldfeet out of the hormone therapy and decide you actually liked being a man.
>narcissa
>>121674669
>narcissa
>>121674813
speed depression.
>>121674308
damn going in hard to beat narcissa at the marketing game
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
>all of the signs were there
>narcissa
>>121674813
he got btfo in every single game, even his meme runs like castlevania, so he dropped out since he couldnt handle the stress of struggling to be top 10 in games they used to be known for being good at
same thing happened to siggy, p, runnerguy, the entire jope crew, and every other oldboi shitter that is now completely irrelevant
did cosmo get kicked from home because xe's trans?
>>121674669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_lQeVbQunY
>Luna still hasn't commented on Cosme's transition
I wonder if Luna's salty about the attention Cosme's getting..?
>move on with your life
>get a job with a steady income
>make some irl friends
>get married to a solid 5/10
>grow old hanging out with your bros remembering all the gaming fun you had
OR
>play the victim
>abuse and encourage alcohol
>rob people of their money
>claim to be too poor to afford food
>decide to become a tranny
>rake in the money for a few weeks
>bubble bursts and left with pointy nipples, no career prospects, no way of having children, a shriveled up useless cock, and absolutely no way of sustaining yourself
>kill self or become a bear's slaveboi
>>121675327
the last time somebody talked about Luna i took out my knife...
>>121675615
caracarn...
>>121675327
>>121675615
she's so brave
>>121675030
fucking attention whore
>>121675586
reminder cosmo applied for a google job shortly after getting bullied off SRL and got denied.
>>121675030
couldn't have cut the webcam huh? no way you don't feel the throbbing headache coming on
Is it still gay to fap to cosmo?
>>121676040
yes
>>121676006
>a google job
>>121676125
when will I be able to?
What if that model that people used to post that looked like Cosmo was actually from the future and came back in time to show us what she'd look like in 5 years ?
>>121676181
Unless Cosmo can bring out the money for some good surgery it's always gonna be hella gay.
>>121676006
>a google job
>>121676232
take your anti psychotics friend or you might end up like cosmo
>>121676232
o___o
>Narcissa
I can't believe kazooiegirl would do that shit on stream
A new low
>>121674813
Because he/she just lost interest.
Viewerbase isn't everything. It sucks for the fans, but if someone loses interest in something you can't expect them to force it for the sake of the viewers.
Unless you want it to be like, a full time job, but then why would you do something you hated?
>>121676519
>her nuthuggers
HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF AN EPILEPTIC SEIZURE SHE'S A HUMAN BEING WITH A DEBILITATING ILLNESS
>logical human bean
she's a camwhore who had a donation tracker on screen
>>121675152
Fuck are people entitled now.
Getting depressed over someone better than you putting in more time than you to get better results than you.
Then getting hormones to become a different gender. Hopefully its not a huge mistake and cosmo had been contemplating this b4 depression of hopelessness settled in.
Wish headcrab would just disappear :/
>>121676697
I'm pretty sure you need to have therapy before you can get a hormone prescription. Stops people from making the mistake and all.
>>121676623
I've had speedrunning as a hobby for as long as cosmo has and I think what people like cosmo are overlooking is the fact that it's a fucking hobby
>people who define themselves by speedrunning a video game
>>121676752
I really can't expect ADHD autistic fucks to read a solid paragraph before giving up because there is no space for their brain to take a break.
>>121676893
Theres been at least 3 streamers I know of that went on hormones only to back the fuck out after 6 months and delete all footage of their decisions because they are to embarrassed to admit they changed their minds. Doesn't help that people that told them they were being to hasty ended up being right.
>>121677091
oh my god shut the fuck up already.
hahaha someone had a seizure on stream, it's like i'm really on /b/ dudes!
>>121676893
i got a hormone letter in 6 30 minute sessions and 90% of what I said was bullshit. the person who wrote the letter was a balding obese man who insisted I call him a she. i say person because they were not a doctor, psychiatrist, or even psychologist, but a licensed social worker. when I went to my general physician and told her she didn't even bother to look for the email that I could have easily spoofed.
cosmo lives in chicago which is in the us and it's piss easy to get hormones here and get enabled by pridefags. the healthcare system is so broken right now it's almost unreal, and it's only getting worse. the influx of newage trannies (tumblr) are also turning it into a political issue when instead it needs to be looked at empirically to determine treatment that actually lowers the number of tranny related suicides
Called it
>>121677474
o_o
>>121677328
>de herpes spacing
>>121672619
>>121677474
i bet you thought the /r9k/ shooting wasn't funny either.
get out of here, reddit
>>121677474
>seizure
>>121677514
>giving yourself (you)s
just lol
>>121677995
this is me
I'd really like to know werster's opinion on the narcissa thing.
For some reason I feel like he's openly against it
Siglemic too.
>>121678493
>tfw finally a chance getting a gf
>>121678493
saying you're anti-trans is shooting yourself in the foot
how is speedrunning fixable? how is the world fixable? is it worth living?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLGzRXY5Bw
>>121677490
that would explain all the people I've seen quit their hormones after buying a new complete wardrobe. I figured it would be almost as easy to get a license to smoke weed here, go in a couple times, make shit up t hat cant be proved, get prescribed medication because you said the things you read to say to get what you think you want.
Moonman, up in this ho
Watch me speed
Watch me go
I fucking LOVE SkeletonBill
>>121678117
thanks for the (you), (you)
>>121678995
have another one, (you)
>narcissa
i'm thinking about getting more mental illnesses so i can cash in on this trans shit.
can i just crossdress and call myself trans? or do i have to take girl pills before you can call yourself trans
how many donations should i expect?
>>121678697
this is pretty much namefagging, but fuck it FUCK IT I have a background in psychology and it pisses me off with all the pink-haired transbian tumblrites joining a "community." it's a mental illness. hell, there is even a disease where pathological lying is the diagnosis. should there be a "pathological liar community"?
$20~ million is how much went into the updated DSM-5 over what I want to say 13 years (meaning <$2m per year) and it's been heavily influenced by "culture" who think "the trans movement" is a civil rights issue. it straight up said the label was changed to be less offensive
>related story: stay at a mental health hospital
there were no doctors there. no psychologists. no psychiatrists. just tumblr receptionists and janitors. funding is gone. psychology has been politicized to the point where studies done on psychologically related phenomenon are being prohibited by law. i'm not saying all trannies are fake obviously, but god damn the world is really pissing me off right about now. i want to get better and feel normal. i don't want to meet people who wear their gender/sexuality on their sleeves.
also fuck obama. change THIS *unzips hoodie cause I'm going to bed pissed*
>>121679465
the best route to go is just wear girl clothes and makeup then put yourself in situations where you get made fun of or hurt then post about it online to gain pity funds from SJWs
>>121679484
based
>>121679465
pvtcb...
Did Narcissa sign up for AGDQ?
>>121656904
Hexade is reddit, fuck off.
>>121679465
you can just fake the pills mate they won't change a thing
>>121679730
I hope not
If I see Cosmo in a dress i'll throw up
>>121660554
Cronikeys is a tranny freak and you are clueless
3 days running now,
I'm starting to realize that it's not a meme anymore.
It's real.
Cosmo is gone.
He'll never be back.
It feels a bit weird.
It's definitely a very selfish thought, but it feels as though something died, inside of me.
The hopes of seeing my favorite speedrunner, doing what he does best,
Are gone...
Everything is different now.
I face a hard question.
Will I ever watch this new person,
Which I don't know,
Whose personality I'm not particularly fond of,
Play games that I don't like,
In ways that are uninteresting to me?
Will I ever hang around a chat I cannot participate in,
Part of a small community that seems to be more arrogant
As I see each message passing by,
Where the focus has deviated from the game, to be more about linguistics and political correctness?
No.
The answer is a clear no.
Cosmo is one of the first 5 people I followed on Twitch,
Back in 2011.
The first speedrunner I followed on Twitch.
But all is done.
All is gone.
It hurts to admit.
It really does.
It feels so weird to think about never seeing that one person
That you spent so much time watching over the past years.
So many questions left unanswered.
I don't want the answers.
I probably already know the answers.
Was Cosmo legitimately enjoying playing smash 12 hours a day, without interacting with the chat?
Probably be the only thing that will be left unanswered.
I doubt.
Now that's all behind him.
It's not him now,
It's her.
Cosmo is dead,
The person I once knew isn't here,
It's a dopple-ganger now.
A mere look-a-like.
That's where the resemblance ends.
That's where my hopes of a revival end.
I unfollowed.
>>121679920
>girls MUST wear dresses
What happened to trihex?
>>121679984
Cosmo isn't a girl?
>>121680030
he got drunk, set himself on fire and transitioned into a broken snes
>>121679969
subscribed
>>121666361
this tranny clearly had a serious drug problem, i know what it looks like. hurry up and OD you cunt
>>121680113
>>121680117
If that's it, than why was that screen shot replied to? Doesn't really seem like anything.
Does the world even have a chance of getting better? What if in 20 years I get ridiculed for not chopping my dick off like im some kind of freak for not wanting to become a girl.
What if in the future all boys just get hormoned into girls when they are born because its what they would have wanted.
Im scared
fastm's
>>121680432
is this cool spot 3d or something
>>121680432
Being able to jump on enemy's head is one of the coolest things in Square.
>>121680585
Adventures of Square
it's a Doom mod
>>121680421
Muslims are fucking stupid, but at least they call out degeneracy and they are flocking into white countries.
name a manlier speedgame than dark souls 1
you can't
>>121681269
doom
>>121681269
SM64, because you need to be a man to be able to play at the highest level.
Iateyourpie
>has a degree in marketing
>owns a blog site telling others how to succeed in streaming on twitch
http://socialblade.com/twitch/user/iateyourpie/monthly
>Follower Monthly Average: +5,070
Witwix
>doesn't have a degree
>quit speedrunning to be a variety gamer
http://socialblade.com/twitch/user/witwix/monthly
>Follower Monthly Average: +17,820
Trihex
>quit speedrunning to play only mario maker
>is allegedly black
http://socialblade.com/twitch/user/trihex/monthly
>Follower Monthly Average: +15,060
Cosmo/Narcissa
>got depressed so he quit speedrunning and turned to smash for the wii u
>decided he wanted to be a female
http://socialblade.com/twitch/user/narcissawright/monthly
>Follower Monthly Average: -15,930
so tell me /srg/, who really is streaming big? who is winning this race?
Has Narcissa set up a Patreon yet?
>>121671726
She deserves that for what she did to her appearance. Fucking ugly trash whore.
I thought KazooieGirl was kinda qt. I hope she hits me up one day.
>>121681397
more like man child LOL
>>121681636
our boi
>>121681905
But it's literally one of the most in depth speed games available, a man child wouldn't be able to handle getting good.
if only cosmo ran dark souls
he wouldnt be going through this right now
>>121681948
Grig isn't even on here you fucking fag.
>>121682241
Dark Souls is a shit speedgame populated by Reddit. You should go back there, by the way.
Fuck off.
>>121682416
you make it sound like reddit isn't based..
>>121682416
what's wrong with reddit?
>>121682464
>>121682529
Fuck off.
>>121682607
redditphobes OUT
People will quickly stop watching Cosmo's streams outside of the same group of circlejerking freaks soon enough. I unfollowed him today after I don't know how long of having him on my favorites. Never again. He is 100% irrelevant now.
>>121682623
>>121682623
Fucking hell just fuck off, you are bot relevanr and no one gives a shit about you. This blatent attempt and whoring attention has made me lose what little respect I had for a tranny who won't fuck off.
>>121682772
>Cronikeys
>mistakable for a biological female
>>121682623
Everyone report this post, it has nothing to do with speedrunning and is a last ditch effort from Cronikike to get some attention
>that pic
Fucking lol
Just when you think someone can't embaress themselves any further.
>>121682912
sorry im just a stream monster i dont know anything about this clique shit
>>121682623
You really think that the Republicans are less of a danger to science than the Democrats?
>>121683009
Fuck off, not relevant, report it and DO NOT pay mind to attention starved tranny scum.
>>121683109
Fuck OFF. What is wrong with you? Stop coming here, stop posting, you have no interest in the topic, no one gives a fuck about you, just fuck off.
Let's write a letter to Narcissa Wright. I'll start.
Dear
>>121683379
Cosmo,
Son
>>121683280
Stop posting and fuck off you disfigured man.
>>121683282
I'm not the one talking about irrelevant shit you thirsty tranny lover, kill yourself.
>>121683390
Your Got Speedrunned
>>121683280
*posts a picture of torso*
>i-i-i thought it was relevant
fucking disgusting, didnt need to see that shit
dark souls 1 runners
>santzo
>elajaz
>jacked, popular, alpha males
sm64 runners
>siglemic
>puncayshun
>diaper wearing smasher wannabe washups
>>121683619
elejaz is a wobbler tier beta you absolute fag
hey COSMO, mad ex-speedrunner jelly of new blood? mad adrian gettin bigdicked? can't cope with pressure, raging over 18:10 getting destroyed more savagely than adrian's ass? NO PROBLEM, get pills, crank gamma up to 100 and fade into obscurity.
>>121683706
uhhhhhh
wobblers are cool. they are literally all our bois too.
>>121683530
you're right. sorry for my lapse of judgement and attention-seeking behavior. won't do it again
>>121683970
it's ok i appreciated the informative post
>>121683961
l m a o.
so why do all those streamers who call themselves "full time streamers" don't stream on weekends when most of their viewer base can watch? this makes me think that they don't take their jobs seriously.whats a good speedrun to watch RIGHT NOW
>>121683970
You knew exactly what you were doing, pathetic.
>>121684057
Fuck off you beta tranny lover, easily the most cancerous post in ages and you're slobbering all over it. Fucking disgusting.
where's the strawpoll on when you think cosmo will an hero?
>>121684140
what could possibly have happened to cause this reaction?
>>121684140
>this gif
every time
>>121684226
pls
>>121684057
>informative post
>>121684140
damn caleb definitely lost some gains since he bought his new house #fatlife
>>121683402
dull em
>>121684140
Caleb should lend Cosmo some of his roids.
Stream request for the following persons:
slayer
Can't wait till DS3 desu, all the legend DS runners will probably stream again
>>121687783
comfy noobest lets play stream
>>121679969
i never followed that faggot in the first place, who watches zelda speedruns desu
>>121684929
Fuck off you tranny thirslord, it was pure cancer and you're a faggot.
>th-thank you for the very informative post, m'lady!
Get the FUCK out, scum.
I will not rest until every whiteknight kuck is removed from this thread.
>>121689772
thanks you can stop blogging about your autism crusade now
hey croni, No one cares~
love lu
>tfw haven't touched any of my speedgames in a month
I feel kinda guilty
>>121689849
>squid
>stopping anything that involves endless repetition for no reward or achievement
lol good one
ClintStevens pb'd again tonight on OoT 100%. on the verge of a world record. good work clint
>>121685356
I don't think those kinds of pills mix well
>>121690187
Back to reddit with you fuccboy.
>>121690802
so what do we discuss in these threads? speedrunning or people wanting to chop off their dicks?
>>121689849
Tranny whiteknight keks OUT
>>121690137
That's speedrunning, stream monster.
>>121690847
how is nuthugging somebody running Reddit Of Time speedrunning discussion?
If you want to congratulate some shitter who doesn't even associate with /srg/ on his pb that would be a better place
I hate Pokemon speed runs.
>>121690137
>no reward or achievment
>bops everyone and reaches the top of his games
nice try
>>121691145
>>121691234
ooh ooh ah ah ah!!!!
>>121691175
>every popular speedgame is reddit
>every speedgame i don't like is reddit
>>121691175
i dont understand your logic, its just completely based on an ad hominem. anyway, goodbye disgruntled anon
>>121691275
>I have been proven wrong once again
>>121691652
eek eek ook
>>121691792
>I've been exposed
>>121676494
what the fuck is actually wrong with dugongue
tfw sig is capable of getting a 1:40 with this new sm64 route but he's just being a lazy FUCK
>>121692039
>me no understand how greentext but me no care ooh ah ooh ah!!
>>121692184
>I've been exposed and proven wrong and now I am resorting to embarassing myself
I'm quoting you!
>>121692165
>______ is capable of
OUT.
They are not capable of anything unless they prove it, faggot.
>>121692285
the only exposure that has occurred here is of you for being a brainless grind monkey who tries to police the thread despite having no authority whatsoever
*sigh*
>>121681636
The stats for pie have to be skewed by September/Mario Maker. There's no way he's reaching 70k by the end of December
>>121692632
*puts dick in your mouth while your mouth is open* :3c
>>121692806
*suckles* :3c
Hey, just between you (the person reading this post) and me... I wouldn't stick my dick into her.
>>121692371
Stay mad that you've been exposed as a babbling baby who spouts memes as some kind of defensive mechanism, like a skunk, but with memes. Do you even remember what you're fighting for? You're a tranny lusters, thanking m'lady for her ~helpful~ information when it was just an attention post rhat was completely off topic. ABSOLUTE cancer of the highest degree, get the fuck in bed.
>>121692846
i'm about to cum :x
>>121693036
Why is this giving me a boner?
>>121693036
i won't waste a drop~
>>121692806
i was sighing through my nose though
DONT LET YOUR MEMES BE MEMES
i want to die rn boys
>>121693489
JUST DO IT
>>121693489
me too senpai
Narcissa
>>121693785
will you hold my hand as we jump to our deaths?
pass me the bleach senpai
>>121694010
sure thing brother
>>121679406
>Matt
Is that from a Conventioneers video?
>>121694604
any time cutie ;3
SpeedTransLive.net
Growing boobs in record time.
>Cosmo is going trans
>Trihex promises to give 3D another chance
Is everyone else thinking what I'm thinking?
>>121695205
trans 'boobs' are fucking disgusting
Trihex should start StreamNig.net
>>121695558
too late
>Narcissa
>>121665932
>.
Fds onlyworks on ps1 games
>>121665850
literally why do you not know about the things the 3DS removed that makes it slower than PS2 despite load times?
Is there a "popular" speedrunner that is worse at their game than joshimuz?
He is so shit making innumerable mistakes every attempt and his attitude is defeatest and makes it worse.
This is the guy that had a "WR" where he died over and over in a run costing over half an hour.
>>121696446
Biinny.
>>121696446
reminder that Joshimuz would stop his speedrun in the middle of a PB to read donations
>>121696446
I find it quite funny that he and Mhmd are in the same mission in this race even tho Mhmd has done like 3 runs in total. Pretty epic if you ask me
What utter cancer.
based wikipedia mods not allowing cosmo's page to be changed to female pronouns
>tfw Kazooiegirl will never have a seizure on your dick as she cums
>>121696446
Is there a "popular" speedrunner that has a fatter gf than josh?
>>121697986
she looks like an inbred british girl
>>121697861
Dude nice
>>121665850
>running tales of the abyss
>even playing it casually
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cosmo_Wright
This shit is lunacy.
>>121697861
>A picture of some medication and a twitter handle change is not confirmation of a name and gender change.
SJWs got rekt by the fellow liberals.
>>121698032
She is the fattest person I have seen in person without a doubt.
I'm serious when I say she tried to convince josh to steal other people's food at ESA for her last year.
>>121698035
Yes, and?
>narcissa instead of cosme
Such a dumb name
>>121698543
>not Wanda
>>121698270
why would he even have a wikipedia page to begin with lmao
>>121698543
>>121698613
>not literally anything else
when is Narcy streaming
>>121698630
Because he's an entertainer, just like a comedian. I know you little losers like to call streaming a "fake job" though because all of you are stuck working minimum wage fast food jobs though.
>>121672925
you're misinterpreting the lore, a hallmark mistake of /v/
educate yourself you cretin
https://twitter.com/Ka_zooie
>>121698630
>girl who invented speedrunning
>not deserving of a wikipedia page
>>121698630
Because he literally invented speedrunning, didn't you know?
>>121698759
In that case why doesn't actually famous streamers like Lirik or Sodapoppin have Wikipedia pages? What makes this literal who that averages <1k viewers more important than people who have 30k viewers every time they stream?
>>121698875
>guy who was involved in making speedrunning popular
Fixed
>>121672303
the edgelord Avenged Sevenfold t-shirt makes the video
>>121698905
glad you just discovered speed running last year :)
>>121672528
who is that man in between cfb and tony?
Cyberdemon is like a broken record of the same idiotic banter and butthurt whining, but he knows how to run a good marathon
>>121699092
I've been running since early 2012.
If you think "he founded SRL" makes him important then why doesn't Jiano have a Wikipedia page, Radix have one for creating SDA or Uyama have one for creating GDQ?
>>121698905
It's not about the actual info representation, it's about the feels.
Cultural marxism in a nutshell.
Finally someone said what we all were thinking.
>>121699287
nice selfposting cyber
>>121699712
*Cybie
tfw no speedbf to cuddle
>>121699672
>2m ago
pretty sure is u senpai
>>121656459
>Is he 100% living off soylent?
That explains a lot.
speedrun.com should start a own racing service so i can skip srl forever
OUR BOI IS STREAMING SM64
I REPEAT
OUR BOI IS STREAMING SM64
>>121701146
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
IT'S HAPPENING
THE SPEED RENEISSANCE IS HERE
>>121701146
Heavens above, when was the last time?
>>121701146
low tier speedgame
>>121655916
if you guys don't want slayer to jump off a building again, you should make this general a place where he feels like he belongs :/
people are talking only about cosmo on sig's lmao
Well that's awkward.
>>121702071
>>121702138
based transphobe
TRIGGERED
>>121702307
dat dednamin'
>>121702307
this would never have happened if jared was still at twitch, shame everyone progressive has left and it's become a boys club like everything else
imagine if we actually talked about speedrunning in here and not a mentally ill, irrel tranny who will kill himself in a year. btw, he doesn't even speedrun
>>121702834
I want those thighs to smother my face desu
jesus fuck sig is awful now. what a washed up shitter
our boi siggy is finally low on funds and has taken up the godgame SM64?
Is this the start of our bois returning, lads
>>121703242
he's playing awful right now, and this isn't the first time he's acted like he's coming back to the game. he's going to give up when he doesn't improve in a week and go right back to runeshit
i suck rn
>>121702834
She will be speedrunning once she moves.
can >we agree that cosmo was our boy after 18:10 and now he's not anymore?
based
>>121704105
I don't cosmo has ever posted in these threads.
where the fuck is my runescape stream sig
>>121704983
lol.....
>>121671726
is this what it looks like when a girl orgasms so hard she spasms?
it's giving me a chub desu
i wish cronicute was my gf :/
>>121665684
ZFG confirmed for midget butch translesbian.
Show me Adrian's face when Cosmo told her he was a woman.
>>121660825
underrated post
>>121705329
dude same
>>121704983
this tbf
>>121671787
what a fucking FAGGOT, holy SHIT
>>121703920
Kek
>our boi siggy SM64ing again
Setting everyone, including himself, up for disappointment desu
What's the difference between Narcissa and a pile of shit in a bucket?The Bucket
>>121671787
>status, power
But he has neither of these. Fucking hell this guy is more full of himself than squid
>>121668168
who's this guy that she's with? is that who she left cosmo for?
>>121671787
shiiieet this nigger ain't straight
>>121706357
Anything not related to Runescape is a welcome change to his stream.
>>121706662
>over 100K followers
>own Twitch emote
>makes a living from streaming
>not status and power
>>121707762
that's literally nothing.
>own Twitch emote
I know a broadcaster who only has like 100 viewers each stream. This means jackshit.
This fag has power or status over NOTHING.
>nar down with the cis sa
lmfao...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trihex
>During Trihex' speedrun of the game at Awesome Games Done Quick 2014, he took off his shirt as a result of donations incentive.
What amazing accomplishments.
is trihex part spook?
>>121705483
fibonaccispaghetti
>>121705483
A lesbian woman.
>>121708125
>For antiparkinsonian agent, see Trihexyphenidyl
>>121701330
wrong, but stay edgy
>>121708508
nigga how are you not burnt out on that shit by now
>>121708125
>Jefferson
>literally an oreo skinned descendant of a slave owner
>>121708564
>nigga
youre white
Thank you for the informative peice, m'tranny.
>The street names for trihexyphenidyl include its trade name Artane and courage, octane, Sexy Trihexy, T Rex, Tri-Sexual.
>>121708285
>SIGLEMIC we just want you to know if you ever feel your test is low you can talk to us. Go lift some weights, fuck a new bitch, whatever you gotta do man stay our M64 prince and dont chop your dick off. Fucking bitches raises test back up, show them WRs
>>121708564
You can't burn out on schooling edgy 4channers on why they are objectively wrong. You talk shit, you get smacked the fuck up, faggot.
>>121708682
>>121708682
> sexy trihexy
>t rex
>tri sexual
nigga u cant make dis up
>>121708771
>anyone mentioning cosmo in sig's chat gets timed out
is he still in denial about it or does he hate cosmo now
>>121708771
>SIGLEMIC man nothing worng with a little small-ball. Talk to your doctor and get those HRT. Test that is bitch. Bend that "doctor" over and show her hte world record! Instant test level boost and fuck obamacare
>>121708771
sig was smart
he got out of speedrunning right before he hit the mental breakdown homoerotic phase
>>121708682
>The report states that the drugs were taken to relieve combat stress.
Do you think Trihex got his name from a drug his brother used while in Iraq and gave to him to use recreationally when he got home? Could Trihex's internet name get his brother court martialed?
>>121708996
>SIGLEMIC did your doctor talk to you about HRT? Hot rocket time that is, when that bitch says your test is low, you fuck her 1,2,3 times till she sees 100 stars. Your dick is a gift from god and I will suck it myself before I let some SJW quack make you cut it off!
tfw game softlocks
>>121708771
i love your comments, Fibonaccispagetti
>>121709445
iktf
especialy shitty when it happens during PB pace/towards the end
>>121708974
>de hippie spacing
I was literally just thinking about how comfy a sig sm64 stream would be while I was walking home
its like a miracle
>>121708996
sig is cuter than kekmosissa will ever be tb h
well srg i just turned on my old speed game and im bored out of my mind
tfw dead hobby
>you are permanently banned from talking in Siglemic
Well it was fun while it lasted. Looks like he is off anyway.
I honestly don't think Cosmo is feeling like a woman deep down. His past relationships and speed depression have just gotten him thoroughly confused about everything. He needs professional help, not encouragement.
>>121710467
word
>>121710467
He's never going to sound like one and it's unlikely he'll look like one, so I'm not surprised.
>>121710467
Yeah but that doesnt get everyone Feel Good Points. Remember this is all about everyone encouraging him, this as nothing to do with Cosmo himself.
>>121708682
The #Yoshi community has been super active since AGDQ '13 with new tricks to display (red coin duplication, 2-2 baby mario skip, skipping an entire room in 5-4, using off-screen developer-only 6th flower in 5-7 to skip a slowly intended flower, overhauled routes for every level, and a strong emphasis on egg management -- as in zero wasted eggs. PB will be WR (sub 2:38:09) sometime in September/October. I've been on-point for a 2:36:xx WR time back in June prior to the California/EVO/SGDQ trip and am confident you'll like what you'll see with consistency from my stream. CarlSagan will be present to thoroughly explain everything with his Cosmo-tier commentary!
why is headcrab such a massive faggot?
>>121710467
Years of eating only soylent is asking for trouble. It's literally a hormone therapy in itself.
>>121710467
Goodthing he is banning and preventing anyone that even asks if he was certain about his choices from typing in chat.
If he can't handle text from strangers on the internet how the fuck is he going to handle walking around outside? Probably will never leave his house anymore and become super super top tier social anxiety from looking like a half gender of each side.
I give Narcissa 4 month before she decides its not working fast enough and actually didnt fix all the issues she had previously and that she was just bisexual and though that being a lady would get her dick up her ass.
Then cosmo will come back and he won't be able to stream anymore since everyone will remember the mistake forever and his living off of no actual career will crash into the ground again and he will kill himself.
>>121710993
The hugbox will be his coffin. After he dies, they will attack people like us for being "transphobic" and move on to a new victim.
Games Finished Adequately on TorontoTopTiers on twitch
I think its a speed running thing
any of you know whats up with it
Narcy hasn't tweeted in two days is shedead?
What is the marxist warcry?
yo slayer how high should the building that I jump off be to assure death?
>>121711847
they are doing a casual speed running marathon thing
if any of you are torontofags you should go, they seem friendly enough
Pie ťbh
>>121710467
>His past relationships and depression have just gotten him thoroughly confused about everything. He needs professional help, not encouragement.
Applies to the majority of trannies.
>watching cosmo's stream to see what it's like now
>he's talking with his chat in a horribly fake tranny voice
>gets excited about something, his voice reverts back to his normal voice for a second
>immediately corrects himself and goes back to his tranny voice
How the mighty have fallen.
Someone please stop Cosmo before he does something stupid. This is a millenial pseudo-crisis, nothing more.
>>121716048
The hugbox has consumed him.
The patriarchy is so oppressive that men are turning into women.
When you notice an insect on the ground, do you stop to consider it a fool? The life of an insect is so beneath you that it would be a waste of your time to even consider judging it. That would be an accurate summation on my feelings toward most of the "gaming" communities.
Ion
Squid
Wally
Pvtcb
MoofinMoofin
Pyatters
Noobkillerroof
Cyghfer
Cyberdemon531
bjw
Snowfats
Hexade
Chanzeux
Tony0gbot
Mal0s_
SoothingPlumTea
AIN'T NOBODY FUCCIN WIT MY CLICK (unless u a sexy dude then hmu lol)
>>121717008
>mfw didn't make the list
>>121716903
this reads like a krystal tweet
>>121716903
krystal has to be a tranny right
someone please end my life or namedrop me or something i cant go on
>>121717220
skeletonbillwork
>>121717008
>no rollbuster
>no Naeg
Shit clique
>>121717317
why would i be that nonspeedrunner
>>121717008
femboys hmu
>>121716903
ABOVE
IT
ALL
So is Cosmo going to appear at the next GDQ?
I wonder how many comments with "Cosmo" in it they will get and read out.
>>121717685
why would he go in the middle of hormones, while having quit speedruns indefinitely
>>121717685
She said she is not going
>>121717685
With this news AGDQ just went from cant watch to cant miss. The trolling will be amazing.
>>121717885
Well, look at the history of GDQ, especially after 2013, and tell me there weren't any fucked up people there. I mean, just look at Chibi.
>>121717967
I bet a few stiv-tier subversive comments will be read out.
Why is everyone talking about Narcissa? She's not even currently streaming
ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE
WHY DIDN'T YOU SET HIM ON THE RIGHT PATH?
>>121718158
because this is how srg dies
>>121718241
I can't read these signs
>>121718241
>dyed hair in an unnatural color
>hipster glasses
>lip piercing
why bother
>>121717008
uhm... how do i hit you up? :/
>>121718787
>low test nerds will chase these
>>121719083
i mean, it looks like a 13 year old hipster boy. how could any hetero male find it attractive
>>121719226
I bet you jerk off to anime
Who else here is better than /srg/? I know I sure am.
>>121719284
I have tried to on several occasions but to no avail. couldn't maintain an erection and it felt off
>>121719382
There is nothing factually incorrect there.
>>121719357
I AM srg desu senpai
>>121718241
>alot
confirmed for retarded
>>121719632
he's taking estrogen pills. What did you expect?
reminder to donate to cyberdemon531 on gwp6 so he can become a woman
twitch tv/cyberdemon531
>>121720181
I am proud to be able to contribute to such a great cause desu
>>121717008
Is this a list of the only people who have done a run in the past 3 years? Cut it down to the last year and there will only be 2 standing.
>>121671726
that's fucked up
>>121720181
wow, she's really brave!
>>121720115
<___<
>>121720181
This is actually better than any srgthon.
>>121719382
Dayum~
Wiki outchea deadnamin niqqaz like nobodies bizniz
>>121671726
Did she finish teh urn?
Also those noises gave me a boner.
>>121720115
no thanks, that general is most definitely infested with furfags
>>121721754
furfags and legit autists.
>watch cosmo stream
>it is trying to giggle and sound like a girl
>painfully cringey to watch
>it can't do it and reverts back to male voice
>she's so brave guys
>>121721940
cultural marxism
>>121721940
tfw cant watch vods
>want to watch some Cosom VOD
>This video is only available to subscribers
Really now?
>>121722178
W A S H E D U P
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i wish that i could turn back time