Please stop whining edition
Game is $40 on PC for all launch characters. $60 with some cosmetics on PS4 and XBONE. Blizz refuses to discuss post launch content at this point.
New Heroes (Added to Beta this coming week):
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/mei/
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/dva/
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/genji/
Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.
>main site
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch
>Overwatch Game Data Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true
>list of /vg/ battletags (post yours in the thread if you want to be added to it)
http://tygla.com/owgnames.txt
old thread >>121553604
>there are people preordering after today
absolutely disgusting
Th for if you pre-order this game while all this shady payment model business is going on you're a fucking blizzdrone and there's literally no excuse for buying a game pro-longed for another 6 months
Add:
Jammku#1578
guess whatdead on arrival
Waifu of the millennium coming trough
:)
>>121574087
dodger is my waifu
>>121573486
please answer
reminder that busty mei was a early concept
now she's just fat in order to meed the diversity quota
>>121574161
it's a padded suit
>>121574169
>early concept art don't real
>>121573971
>Please stop whining edition
fuck you nigger
Take out the giant rack and Mei's just like mygirlfriend.
So.. any chances of them loosening up the beta soon? I want to play ;_;
>>121574214
they literally said
"this was an early concept, we didn't like how it looked so we changed it"
when that picture came up
>>121574234
whining solves fucking nothing you asshat. We all know jack shit until blizzard says something.
never even played literally any other blizzard game before, so i'm definitely not a blizzard fan. i'm just patient
>>121574168
They put her in that whole winter anti-blizzardno pun intendedsuit except for her face?
Absolutely retarded
>not putting the hoodie on, giving winter goggles and a thick large scarf
I know they wanna attract the tumblr and waifu audiance but come the fuck on.
Also Google fuck off with your street signs you fucking shits, let me pick bread instead
>>121574284
still it's a padded suit
there's no way her fucking leg is that huge like >>121574168
makes it out to be
she's an average-weight cute asian under that
Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.
Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)
Here's a list of offensive effects or attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.
Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary guns
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate
Pharah ultimate
Roadhog primary
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Mei primary
Mei ultimate
Genji ultimate
D.Va primary
D.Va ultimate
Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.
Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile but swift Tracer? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly back where you were before.
Got caught in the open as the close-range slugger Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.
The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single, brainless button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.
The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player will be lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit, and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.
>>121574168
>chubby
>huge boots
>winter clothing
>my favorite hair color
>thick rimmed glasses
>cute voice
>my favorite hair style on a girl
>ice themed
I can't believe they literally hit everything I like dead on fucking 10/10 eternal waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUQ0m7J3Y3Q
>>121574169 →
Blizzard decided that blonde Aryan man is more fitting to lead global anti-terrorism organization.
Seems about right.
>>121574087
>>121574168
DO you know how fucking tTHICK artic gear is?
>skin tight thighs
oh fuck off
>>121574408
Doppelganger pls go.
>I-I like the landwhale! Really, guys! This isn't a compensation!
>I'M NOT IN DENIAL!
>>121574326
>whining solves fucking nothing you asshat.
unless reddit whines enough and blizurd has to change shit right?
stfu
>>121574326
Whining stopped the Jews Ex Mankind Divided preorder shitfuck. If Blizzard would just realize how retarded the 40$ price tag is, just halving it would be ok.
>>121574169
>final product is not the same as the concept
>how outrageous!
>blonde as young, white haired as old
>how outrageous!
>what the fuck is this character and why does he of all characters get the statue in the collectors edition
My assumption says former high ranking officer of Overwatch or the former boss of Overwatch.
Not only is blizzard a mega jew, they're also SJW's at this point. What a disgrace. We've lost.
>>121574326
Whining helps, mostly on reddit but we do it here too senpai. Either way if they half the price and state clearly what they want to do with future hero's and content about everyone would be satisfied.
>>121574490
confusing shitpost
>>121574467
Yeah, sure, that'll explain why each of her boots are the same size as her torso.
So when are we getting R34 of D. Va's mech having a butt plug and vibrator for her to secure herself into when she stumbles into battle?
>>121574529
>>121574575
>>121574614
>implying blizzard will EVER visit /owg/
seriously. reddit is full of people whining, but they only ever pay attention to reddit anyways. if you wanna let blizzard know, do it on reddit. let's just actually discuss the game here
i think d.va isn't as good as everyone thinks she is, her gun's got a massive spread and her mech seems to die pretty quickly from watching ster's stream
>>121574614
lmao you actually think they're going to change anything
keep on wasting your time pitching angry baby fits
They added D.Va to the game?
>>121574404
keep cherry picking, keep bsing
How does this make you feel /owg/?
One in Five posters right now own Overwatch pre-orderand you don't.
Original and best poll:
http://strawpoll.me/5941098/
>>121574654
But D.Va is the robot's buttplug.
>>121574681
Pretty sure Diva kills only count when you kill her though, not the mech. And Ster was just being generally shit in those games.
>>121574770
But it doesn't even give beta access.
>mfw I'm upboating every poorfag/ brazilian and ruskie post on reddit since yesterday
>>121574771
what percentage of the people bitching are from eastern Europe do you think?
>>121574434
>>121574135
can we please stop the shit posting now?
>>121574770
They dont own anything that i cant buy in 1 minute, and i still have 40$ in my bank account.
>>121574937
>early concept
rip waifu
Wait are the new chars already in the beta? Who streams one of them right now?
>>121574908
yesssssssssssssssssssss
>>121574770
you should split it up, m8
into origin's edition, 40bucks edition, CE editon and ofc no I didn't preorder
>>121574908
yeah no thanks.
>>121574770
I walked out and preordered the CE yesterday for one reason: I like Busan.
>>121574964
they aren't in the beta yet, but star_ streamed them yesterday or so
http://www dot twitch dot tv/ster/v/24401428
>>121574937
Until we get beta access, all we have is shit posting
Mercy > Mei
You can't prove me wrong
>>121574908
I once masturbated to Dodger, now I feel ashamed and disgusted.
>>121574964
Mew characters are in the Blizzcon only version for now, some people may do limited streams from Blizzcon tomorrow.
They will be in the actual beta some time next week
>>121574937
That's so much better than what they actually went with. Whats the matter with them?
>>121574908
cute but she's one of the crazy ones
>>121574798
>not being a loyal Activision-Blizzard consumer
>not pre ordering CE of every AB game
>not being a "Blizzard Gamer"
I bet you are a poorfag too
>people NTRing their true waifu
Maybe no betas is a good thing.
>>121575064
they said something about her weapon being too similar to Zarya's
which is fine, that's a legit reason but her concept art clothes are way better than what we got.
>>121575176
no character in overwatch is a good waifu, their only personality is sound bytes.
>Genjis bleed charge thing resets upon kill
that's really sick
>>121573486
Where does it say anything about CE being sold out? All it says on the main site is "This version is not available digitally" and people are still getting preorders in on it.
>>121574976
>>121574991
>>121575062
>>121575085
>>121575176
tracer is a slut not a true waifu
Just out of curiosity since a friend was asking and I don't really know:
Have they definitely confirmed that the game is not F2P or is the base version just one where you get all heroes right away?
I thought it was the first but when I looked I couldn't really find any definite statement on it.
>>121575207
And character bios. Plenty of personality in those.
>>121575398
You get all heroes if you pay $40. You get nothing if you pay nothing.
>>121575398
it is not F2P, base version costs 40 bucks.
>Overwatch may be boring and shallow as an FPS game on account of all of the 'canned skill' abilities eliminating the impact of mechanical skill, but as a strategy game it's good! Just look at how many characters there are, and how many abilities! Surely that leads to good strategy gameplay.
Makes sense until you consider that Overwatch is trying to pretend it's an FPS game, not a strategy game. All of the ways in which Overwatch is different from other real time strategy games (the camera, the pace, the lack of resources to fight over) are flaws.
Let's consider Overwatch's strategy merit compared to another the-player-controls-one-unit strategy game like DOTA. Each player has ~3 skills and an ultimate, so there's parity there.
But the camera perspective isn't top-down, it's first person. This makes zero sense for a strategy game and inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on. The controls also make it impossible for the player to ever control more than one unit, like they sometimes do in DOTA.
There are no map resources to fight over - as a strategy game, the only strategic element is the win condition. You cannot have such a lopsided 'strategy' game ever be interesting by its strategic merit.
Overwatch is shit as either an FPS game or a strategy game.
MEI WHEN
>>121575463
>>121575457
Thanks
>>121575260
>Watching Muselk yesterday
>Retarded aussie only used dash for mobility instead of kill
He could've raped the shit out of the blizzdrones there. How the fuck do you miss "eliminations gives you resets", it's the most important part of his kit aside from the ulti.
>>121574095
>fat
>30 years old
bleh, she's probably married.
>>121575495
That guygirl?on the left looks as if they'd rather be somewhere else
>>121575559
Can't wait to take fat pig shit on wannabe ninjas.
YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN, BUT NOW YOU'LL SEE.
>>121575623
she/he is trying not to opress xir
>>121575559
>Muselk
how the fuck did he become popular, he was trash at tf2 what compelled people to follow him
>>121575442
>a test pilot had an accident that gave her powers
nice personality
>>121575806
He is good enough for his fanbase of ten year olds.
>long ways away from release
>devs say they won't release/work on new heroes until further notice
they're either bullshiting or they're stupid
more, free characters will make or break the game
>>121574074
Pretty much indisputable at this juncture.
>>121576015
This is the company that thinks more than 9 deckslots will ruin a cardgame, theyre pulling the same shit with hero numbers here.
>>121575820
Nigga, are you fucking retarded you stupid mongoloid ? Learn to read between the lines
>SC pro player
She has a competitive nature, likes to put effort into things and be the best
>Bunnies
She loves animals and has a gentle and lovable personality, will try to help others when they're needed
>Plugsuit
She knows she is sexy and likes to exhibit her body
>Voice lines
She is playful and likes to tease people a lotDon't worry, fammie, i'm just pretending to be an autistic waifufag trying to get you mad
>>121576015
They will work on new heroes. I expect Overwatch to get an expansion like most other blizzard games. It will have enough new shit for people will lap it up and praise Blizzard for supporting the game.
>>121576084
Do you really want more heroes? I'd delete some of existing ones. Symmetra, Torbjorn, Bastion, Hanzo only make this game shittier.
>>121576112
>few months after release
>hey-oh, overwatch fans! time for the OMNIC EXPANSION with 5 characters and a map for 20 dollars!
>we got a fat, non-binary, femme robot here and we got Mondatta as some sort of Zenyatta clone... i dunno, just buy it.
that'll be it basically
>>121576084
>they pulled a 'adding more heroes will only make the game more confusing for new players' again
>>121574404
>cannot miss them
>reapers can suck
>winstons can flop around pointlessly
>roadhog anything being effective if you don't know what you're doing
>D.Va's AOE EXPLOSIVE BEING AUTO AIM?
>>121576098
>not even the right character
No hype for Hollywood map? I wish it was a new gametype, but it looks like one of the best ones so far.
>>121575619
She was cryogenically frozen in the antarctic for decades. I'm going to say no.
I claim mei
>>121576516
>We feel like 2 gamemodes is enough, dont wanna confuse new players.
:^))))
>>121576584
Get in line.
>>121575376
why are you posting this girl? is she related to overwatch?
Some of the stuff in this game feels kind of cheap. Our team kept getting rekt by one reaper who constantly teleported behind our push and did his bullshit gunspin.
>>121576584
I think she may be ever more shit that tracer
>>121576641
You wanna go kid? I'm diamond in league, LEM in CS:GO, 6k in Dota2
Shes MINE
>>121576098
>Plugsuit
>She knows she is sexy and likes to exhibit her body
Or she needs it to pilot her fucking mech you dunkass.oh okay
I'm surpised they didn't tie in beta-access to the pre-orders. I think they would've sold a hell of alot more than they already are.
>not claiming DVa
>>121576647
thats thorbjorns sister, know your lore
>It's not free
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
>Have to pay even more money after buying the game due to cash shop
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Plays like shit compared to TF2 and should've been F2P like LoL
HUEHAHUAEHUEHUAUAUAEUUUEUAUEUAUAEHUAUEAUAEHUAEUEAUHAUEUAUEUAEUHUEHUAUEAUAEUUUEUAEAUHAUHUAUU
SUICIDE
WAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH
Does the one shuriken do more damage than the triple shuriken throw? Why would you ever throw only one?
>>121576473
My bad, fammie, i read pilot and assumed it was Diva. I'm not going through a chain of shitposting so i can meme properly.
>>121576724
>Or she needs it to pilot her fucking mech you dunkass.
That's what she wants everyone to believe so she won't be called out as the little slut that she is.Yep, that was the joke, fammie
You just have to wait your turn until all the strong men have had a go on that ass, anon.
beta when
>>121576796
The one is more accurate, the 3 tend to spread more. So at longer distances you want to throw 1.
>>121573971
>It's not free
see you 2 months after release when hype dies
>>121576880
Never
>forgot to quote >>121576705
Embarrassing.
>>121576754
shame that thorbjorn looks hotter than her.
What did everyone do back before F2P games even existed?
>>121576884
>I-IT'S SO WE DON'T GET TOO MANY BRS, XAXAS AND HACKEEERRRSSS
>Meanwhile every other paid game is also full of BRs and hackers
Hackers gonna hack. Games tend to be notoriously cheap in these countries, Russians can get certain games for 5-10 dollars when they're like 50-60 in the US.
>>121576647
She's basically just like Tracera slut
>>121576584
Why are you posting d.Va, then?
>>121576975
Read the shoulder, that's not d.Va, that's e.Va.
>>121576951
Isn't paying for early access more recent than F2P?
KEK
>D E A D O N A R R I V A L
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>>121576951
They played b2p games.
>>121576659
You need to listen to footsteps. Reaper has some of the most loud. Have Roadhog or something to hook him. Hook instantly cancels his spin ultimate and wrecks him.
>ster thinks Mei looks cute
Into the trash this streamer goes.
>>121577076
This. I religiously played the UT, Quake, CoD up until MW1 and Battlefield series.
People just don't see this being any good compared to previous games, it's all a bunch of floaty particle spamming crap with overdesigned as crap characters designed at best for a couple of DeviantArt tier teenagers. That's why it should be F2P.
>>121576393
They did that with the fucking Field of View. I need help creating a new pasta to BTFO the blizzdrones.
-WoW
>They won't add microtransactions
>They won't add cashshop
>They won't add non-cosmetic microtransactions
-Diablo 3
>The 6 skills limit had nothing to do with consoles
>RMAH will be just fine
-Hearthstone
>There isn't powercreeped cards
-Overwatch
>Adding a Field of View option will only make the game more confusing for new players
>Adding more heroes will only make the game more confusing for new players
>We will add as many hero as we can... actually nevermind that, the 21 heros is a good number, we're not sure if we're going to add more
>If you buy the game, you will get all heros and maps currently announced
I feel like there is a lot more to add, but i never played ActiBlizz games that much
>>121576974
well im glad you are settling for her, and not touching my waifu.
>>121577178
why
The fanart is so slow because B2P announcement, now i am forced to draw it myself...sigh..
>>121577178
>Will the new heroes cost money?
Oh boy look at the time i have to go close my dentists oven cya at next years jewcon, remember to spend 30$ to watch a commercial for hour game!
>>121577304
>Hour game,
wtf did i just write.
>late 2015
>getting excited for multiplayer games
>getting excited for activision-blizzard games
>b2p
>DLC heroes and maps
>no beta for preordering
You know your game is fucked when even blizzdrones on reddit are complaining
>>121577585
RUINED
>mei
I'll take 50
>>121577738
A comfort wife for every soldier.
Why do you settle for shitty Western waifus, /owg/?
>>121576753
>Blizzard's new target demographics include pedophiles now.
Like how low they can get, there is really no limit in their jew practices.
>tfw the game won't come out with two more support heroes and one more tank hero to fill in the gap
my ocd is triggered desu
>>121577919
Ours don't take wolf dick through.
>>121577928
D.Va is 19 though
>>121577209
but yours is the worst waifu
>>121578083
>D.Va is 19 though
she looks 14 though
>everyone forgot about my Tika Masala brown goddess
Feels okay.
>>121578189
old enough either way
>>121578215
I prefer my waifu to poo in the loo
>buying F2P games
>>121577970
tanks and supports are too complex and confusing for players desu senpai
This shit is going to flop harder than HOTS
>>121578307
>freeing B2P games
Mei is so fucking cute
Mmmm
Mei seems kind of weak
>>121578454
She looks like one of those heroes who can't do much on their own but coupled with someone else can wreck a metric ton of pussy.
>>121578189
>Looks 19 but actually 14 = problems.
>Looks 14 but actually 19 = fine too.
>>121578387
Of courshe, HotS was free.
>>121578454
depends on her how her wall interacts with things
imagine walling off when people ult and just completely countering them
>>121578454
Probably on the weak side on pubs but really strong in organized teams.
>>121578215
>jumped up dalit
she's a great hero but meh
>>121578542
this desu, it's a high floor high ceiling skill hero
Are we going to have six months of DEAD ON ARRIVAL?
Wouldn't surprise me if they decide to double dip like TF2.
>>121578109
you need your eyes check if you think that girl you posted is any good. there are better 3DPD to choose from and you chose a gnome that looks disgusting and can't jump due to her fat thighs.
here let me help you: Jenna Coleman
>>121578669
Someone should really export the content and make it as a mod for tf2 or gmod
>>121578189
That's what most Asian girls' bodies look like. Mei is just a Westernized fantasy of an hourglass figure plastered on a Chinese woman, like some grotesque hug-pillow marionette.
>>121578215
eh.. whatever floats your boat.
>>121578669
Well, we can migrate to /aco/ or whatever else porn board that accepts SFM, as it's the only thing not DoA.
>>121577970
Offense and Defense are your bread and butter and should make up the majority of the team, so more variety there is better. Also they translate to the FPS model far more easily than Tank or Support do.
>>121578282
I think she is sophisticated enough to have proper bathroom etiquette.
Just because she is blackish she is still cute and an intelligent woman.
Fuck stereotypes, love everyone for what they can do and what they are, not for what they inherited or what their race is.
>>121578686
Dude, I'm not the person that posted the youtuber hobbit, it's just D.Va is a shit waifu.
>>121578218
>>121578527
uhh... o-okay then
>>121578215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>121578930
good, think that and stay away from my waifu.
>>121578660
>implying skilled players will bother with anything other than pubstompers like mccree, pharah, widowmaker
>>121578215
>currynigger
>>121578982
hey, no one's judging you for having shit taste
>>121578959
What the fuck, Unicef.
Is there like a best resolution to play FPS on? I noticed a lot of people play these games in window mode for some reason
>>121579056
First thing in the morning, what do I see? A pile of shit staring at me. I close my eyes, I step away. No matter where I go, there’s no getting away.
Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo. Take your poo to the loo.
>>121579106
that's probably just to get sick fps desu senpai
>>121578760
asian girls would kill for that legs-torso ratio
hell, even white girls it's so unreal
you can only find that maybe in pubescent girls
>>121579140
Anon, stop. Please.
>>121579106
inb4 800x600 streched
>>121574937
EARLY CONCEPT
can you read idiot?
>>121577970
>favorite offense
Probably Soldier 76. He's a basic normie in a game full of weirdos and there's a lot of charm in that.
>favorite defense
Bastion, maybe Hanzo. I'm not into waifuism but Mei is adorable.
>favorite tank
Winston. Again, not into waifus but D.Va's such a hot little tramp and I love fighting robots so I'll probably try her.
>favorite support
Zenyatta. More like ZENyatta, am I right? Ha.
Reminder to blame this man for everything that's wrong
Who /shortstack/ here?
>pre-purchase
so it's not going to be free to play?
top fucking rofl
looks like we got ourselves another brink
The question that someone needs to walk up to a microphone at today's panel and ask the devs is: does Hana prefer samgyeopsal or samgyetang?
>>121577970
>obese Mei is a defense type hero
OF COURSE
L M A O
Think they're gonna cough up the truth about the paymodel of the game today? If even Reddit is shitting entirely over Blizzard you know they fucked up
>>121579350
>More like ZENyatta, am I right? Ha.
>implying that wasn't intentional
as for me:
>favourite offence
Genji. I like his dash slice.
>favourite defence
Hanzo, I like the scatter arrow but his ult is kinda shit.
>favourite tank
Winston. Good to see more Winston mains around here, he is severely underrated but I think he looks the most fun.Also, he is trained in gorilla warfare
>favourite support
Zenyatta. I like the fact that he's like Mercy with his orbs of harmony but he doesn't have to be right next to the person he's healing all the time. Also his melee attack is a fucking kick, and considering he moves like he does, i think that's pretty funny.
if you could buy an invite for the beta and the game would be free to play, or if you would get an invite by pre-purchasing, i would have gone for it.
but as it looks right now i'll never play this game
>>121579484
>Obese
Nigga you need at least some fat to be able to survive in a place that is literally colder than your refrigerator or a restaurant freezing unit.
>>121579309
Did you not watch the panel? They said left was the prior concept, whereas right is the illustration that directly inspired her final design.
>>121579417
indeed
>>121578454
Her wall is really good. I don't know if you can throw the wall under you for surprise vertical mobility, but I think people aren't thinking of how you can trap and separate people with the wall.
>>121579560
Uhh ok? She's still obese and ugly.
>>121577970
>everybody wearing light clothes or armor
>this cunt will be running around in parka
whole character is out of place
>>121579671
>I don't know if you can throw the wall under you for surprise vertical mobility
You can
>>121579350
>favorite offense
I'm gonna agree with Soldier 76. The fact that he doesn't really stand out stands out on its own.
>favorite defense
Junkrat. Mei a cute, though.
>favorite tank
Zarya. Fuck that haircut, but my everlasting weakness for gravity guns wins me over.
>favorite support
HuewubwubnegroBR. I love music-based moves.
>>121579671
You can raise allies, foes, yourself. It's a nice ability.
>>121579706
It's a light armored parka.
>>121579671
>I don't know if you can throw the wall under you for surprise vertical mobility
You can. Her preview video shows her using it under a friendly tracer and she can place it under herself as well to reach 2nd floors and such.
>>121579547
Would you play if it was 20$ with only cosmetics skins shop?
>>121579691
No, she's not obese. Let me guess, you think a sumo wrestler is fat as well right? Guess again, fuckers have a strict diet/training schedule that makes it so they have a protective layer of fat but still relatively thin and are all muscle underneath.
There's a difference between looking fat and actually being fat, it depends on your fat to muscle ratio.
>>121579706
She's perfectly dressed for Volskaya.
>>121579845
She's obese.
>>121574650
Goes to show amerifats hve no idea how to deal with actual winter. Guess I shouldn't be surprised how you guys always shit your pants and have no snowdays and cancel flights because there's like an inch of snow.
>>121579834
in a heartbeat
Isn't Mei's kit just that bird from LoL
>>121577271
Perfect
>>121580091
Yeah.
>>121579106
any 16:10 resolution is perfect for videogames, with dota 2 being the exception, that game is best at 16:9, due to the way the camera works (you see more in 16:9)
These fucking priorities.
They expect people to pre-order and watch people who haven't paid for the game play it.
Most of the hype for this was riding on it being "free2play" or low cost buyin, therefore giving it the potential to be large and popular. It's a multiplayer only game and its full price, how of those have we had which have had player retention?
The game doesn't have a built-in fanbase, it's not a sequel. A guy I know who plays warcraft got into the beta, he played once and didn't like. He ain't gonna buy the game.
Overwatch isn't going to invent a mass of new players, it's going to have to take them from games like TF2 and CS:GO.
What were they thinking? That the hype would reach critical mass and that dropping this wouldn't matter?
Even fucking reddit upset.
>>121575495
So it has to fit into a neat little category for you? It can't be it's own thing? Literally OCD
>>121580002
Is this made by that one shitty drawfag from lolg?
>>121575012
nice im still looking for a reason to consider buying it
>>121580213
>overtrash taking players from CS
Impossible.
>Nerf THIS!
>I play to win, teehee!
>>121579928
>he disagrees, he must surly be an american
uh huh
>>121580091
The wall and blizzard are reminiscent of Anivia, athough Mei's Blizzard being able to stun is different and in this game the wall of course offers vertical movement too. That said, Anviva was hardly the first to do "big AOE Blizzard that damages and slows". Ice Block on the other hand is like an ability of Winter Wyvern from Dota2 and her gun is pretty much it's own thing.
>>121580091
>Cold Feet
>Cold Embrace
>Ice Shards
>Freezing Field
I'll definitely main this chubby Crystal Walrus-Wyvern Apparition desu.
>>121580494
>chubby
>>121580385
Ice block is (or at least was back in Burning Crusade) an ability of WoW mages that also gave them invulnerability, but no HP regen.
>>121577970
Since this appears to be a thing we're doing now
>Favourite Offiense
Tracer. I like the mobility she offers.
>Favourite Defense
Mei too cute. I also have a fondness for ice powers and she seems like she'd be fun.
>Favourite Tank
Roadhog. He's a selfish tank, but he's more disruption based than damage absorbtion.
>Favourite Support
Zenyatta. Don't need to sit up someone's arse, get to be a levitating robot monk.
does this mean that they won't be handing out any more beta invites?
>76's face revealed already
>He looks generic as fuck
also what the fuck why would you give him a long coat. Completely fucks with his silhouette.
>>121580956
they will after blizzcon
>>121580962
He borrowed Reaper's coat.
>>121580865
40$
>>121580962
Where is his face revealed? I wanna see this sexy beast.
>>121581157
>40 dollars
Hahahahahahaha
>>121581081
>free2play, pay2win console port behind a 40$ paywall
>>121581287
That looks terrible.
Everything looks terrible.
I canceled my preorder until they're definitive on the future paid services. This is stupid.
>>121580962
>generic
I can see how a generic character like him is needed from a storytelling perspective. All this weird shit going on with gorillas, gravitation vortexes, swedish dwarves, etc. Someone needs to be the straight shooter with the assault rifle and square jaw.
JOIN ME! against these bolsevic moba and cardstone players
>Be blizzard employee
>Have a company party on friday and saturday
>Have lots of fun
>Wake up sunday with a hangover
>The project i was working on got completely fucked over
>Instead of chilling sunday and getting back to work monday as usual i'll have to spend my time trying to clean this whole mess while my butt is clenching even when sleeping over the possibility of me getting fired>I'm still in a better situation than Anthony Burch
>>121581581
>not the jeff kampflan edit
>>121580846
I'm /in/, so my favorites are mostly based on how strong the heroes are, because I'm an autist that only has fun while winning.
>Favourite Offiense
McCree, doesn't have a weakness. Absolute beast of a hero. Can snipe from range, can flashbang+RMB for free kills. Ult makes you a sitting duck, but it potentially ohk's multiple people, so it's okay.
>Favourite Defense
I feel like this category of heroes is quite weak in general and only useful for wallhacks from Hanzo/Widowmaker. But if I have to choose, it's:
Widowmaker. She's goodHanzo.
>Favourite Tank
Roadhog. Self sufficient, easy kills.
>Favourite Support
Lucio. I don't play Support heroes, but movement speed from Lucio is very helpful when someone in my team plays him.
Anyway, with all the talk about "switching heroes to fit the situation" I was expecting something more. I can be McCree or Pharah in 99% of situations and easily outperform Defense heroes.
Tanks and supports are still needed though, obviously.
>>121581443
At least now you got it right.
>>121581508
you dont want to see this then (reaper)
>>121581287
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO THAT'S NOT HIM
>>121580962
>>121581287
What you seriously thought there'd be anything interesting to look at when he was young? 76 is only cool when he becomes 76 to hide his fucked up face which you can see he has from the scar.
Also other way round, Reyes probably took Morrisons jacket
Also more OG Overwatch skins when?
>>121581912
He looks like a generic badguy in a movie trying way too hard to be cool and appeal to school shooters. Goddamn shit the fuck.
>>121581912
Is this some sort of super epic joke?
>BLIZZARD MAIN
>OH SHIT MAYBE A EARLY BETA INV-
>PRE BUY OUR SHIT NOW OY VEY!
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>121582029
You just described Reapers normal design as well
>>121581949
>>121582031
niggas cry now
>>121582086
I don't know. A lot of people seem to think that but he's so over the top that I kinda like it. It's ridiculous to a degree that's comical.
>>121582040
>>BLIZZARD MAIN
>>121582086
well reaper looks cool, and is so over the top edgy is likeable
and doesn't sound black at all btw
the skin looks like generic soldier demoman #74
>AAA developer, BLIZZARD entertainment for fucks sake
>40 dollars get you all 21 heroes*
>they "have no idea" if they're going to be adding heroes post launch
>6 months before release of a major title
OYYYYYY VEEEEYYYY
>>121581287
He looks like Anduin
>>121582213
Haven't seen new classes in TF2
>>121582184
He's Mexican, not black
>>121581912
>he's wearing a normal hoodie with the little twist-tie plastic things underneath some pads
I find this hilarious for some reason
>>121582184
>>121582184
Good thing Reyes is a hispanic name then. Reapers the mexican character, think about it.
>Mask is a skull
>Mexican day of the dead
That's kinda the point, he's just some schmuck who worked for Overwatch
>WHO I AM ISN'T IMPORTANT
>>121582259
Oh fuck can't unsee that now
>>121582213
you forgot WE BUILD THIS GAME FOR CONSOLES http://pomf.pl/obeyve.webm
>>121582357
>>121582383
>responding to the kek
what if blizzard devs are actually browsing this thread to see which business model would be the most appropriate after all that backlash?
which business model would /vg/ prefer?
>>121582010
I can't believe they didn't go with maskless/younger Reinhardt
Phara's mom might be cool as a Widow skin but that would require new voice lines and blizz would be all >THIS IS TOO CONFUSING FOR NEW PLAYERS
>>121574080
added to the list.
>>121582473
TF2's before F2P.
>>121582473
>>121582508
This, basically. Though I could do without hats, just give us the full game for 50 or use Dota 2's model. Dota is making millions and it gives you all the characters for free.
Mei is MINE
>>121582473
20 bucks as base price
additionally skins cause whatever, its not a must and if people want it let 'em have it
future maps free and hero's as well, otherwise not over 5 euro.
why are there no blizzard reps with tripcodes in here :(
>>121582791
Good question, would someone like to answer?
>>121582473
Free future maps/heros/game modes. That's all they need to do, everything else is alright.
Make an actual open beta and/or free weekends every once in a while for the poorfags that want to try out the game and keep the playerbase growing or at least steady.
>>121582854
>open beta/free weekends
fucking this
first try then buy.
>>121582473
40 dollar base game
60 dollar special edition
130 dollar limited edition
15 dollar expansion packs with 3-6 heros and 2-3 maps.
Skins 2.99
Legendary skins 5.99
>>121582914
Try then buy is not something they want you to do.
>>121582836
yes
>>121582960
>Selling maps
Easy way to segment an FPS community if it's name isn't CoD or Battlefield.
>>121582960
>paying for maps
I don't even think the most tryhard of jews would do this anymore. In the past definitely but now not so much.
>>121582473
20 dollar buy in
60 dollar complete pack that comes with exclusive skins
skins for cash
heroes and maps for free
>retards in this thread just assumed they would be charging for heroes even though they've never even implied that would be the case
daily reminder that owg is fucking retarded
>>121583049
>Cawdoody 47 launched this week
>50 dollar map pack only season pass
>>121582040
>BLIZZARD MAIN
>Not "Blizzard Gamer™"
You done goofed senpai desu
Have a doodle, /owg/.
>>121583047
>Easy way to segment an FPS community if it's name isn't CoD or Battlefield.
It doesn't segment shit. Base game maps are always played most. If you want to play new maps you can do it too by paying a little money, it's just few different maps and not a big deal. There is no segmentation. New maps just have less active servers that run them.
>>121582973
a 2 hour trial seems pretty fucking reasonable.
So when Greyfox's ult is active, does he just automatically attack things near him and deal lods e damage, or does the player still control the actual attacks?
The former is beyond retarded but I wouldn't put it past blizzard at this point.
>>121583282
The latter
>>121583282
No, you attack with mouse clicks and it deals something like 170 damage per swipe.
>>121583185
what the fuck
anyone remember evolve
>>121583160
>Implying Jewzzard won't be charging for future heroes.
>>121583282
Player controls the attacks - You can still use skills while in the mode, you just swap your shurikens for highly damaging energy sword.
So you can spam that dash+bleed that refreshes every time you get a kill.
>>121583315
>>121583336
thank fug
>>121583347
hey
evolve was fun
i played it for 70 hours
>>121583347
>anyone remember evolve
They have just released a freaky new monster that actually looks repulsive.
>>121583347
it's ok when blizzard does it
>>121583347
what?
>>121583347
its literally this
>>121582682
nobody wants ur whale
Hahahaha. Blizzard is seriously trying to sell a fucking online shooter for the price of a full triple A title. Not gonna lie, I was very hyped for this game, but now it's pretty much dead on arrival.
>>121583347
No but I don't see what that has to do with this?
>>121583347
anyone rememberteam fortress 2
>>121583273
"reasonable" isn't in ActiBlizz's vocabulary
>>121583464
But they're not, dunno where you live that $40 is full price AAA
>Overwatch 60 bucks + paying for every hero/skin after that
>Hearthstone - 0 Buffs/Nerfs, shit cards that bring even more randomness and dont fix anything
>Heroes - 2 player meme hero. shit mm. casual moba - that hides new heroes behind hardcore paywall.
>WoW - 6 month= 0 content., SJW Sylvanas, we ASHBRINGER NOW
What went wrong?
>>121582473
League of legends model or CS:GO's are the best. Everyone else shut the fuck up.
>>121583597
blizz think sjw play games? top kek
>>121583429
As part of DLC.
>>121583438
It's literally not
If Overwatch was evolve, buying the 40 dollar game would give you 47, Winston, Mercy, and Widowmaker and you would pay 5 dollars to unlock the others, except you pay 20 for Roadhog because he's abig guy
>>121582473
Either F2P with a fuckton of skins for $$$ no buying heroes or maps
Or B2P with the same thing. Except it should be $20 base game $40 origin $80 Collector's
>>121583191
>he drew her cuter, not obese and nice looking
Thanks I guess.
>>121582914
beta weekends will have stripped of content client
3 heroes 1 map
>>121583468
Multiplayer only games that aren't f2p are doomed to fail, especially with a 40+$ pricetag. If Blizzard is very lucky, Overwatch will be the next Rocket League, Smite or Chivalry, meaning people might play it on and off and it will develop a small, dedicated core playerbase. Worst case, it will be completely forgotten like Natural Selection 2 or Evolve. Either way, it will never be the next big thing like what Blizz were hoping for.
>>121583347
I remember it for the alien with amazing thighs
and that's it
so i'll probably remember overwatch for it's waifus a couple months after release then forget about it
>>121583191
Cute
>>121583160
if they aren't atleast planning to charge for heroes why are they purposefully being so vague about payment model?
>>121583597
>SJW Sylvanas
What did they do to her?
>>121583614
>League of legends model
>the best
Smite model is better,
>f2p and grind/pay for each hero + skins microtransactions
or
>paya reasonableprice for a pack containing all current and future heroes + skins microtransactions
>>121583192
>Play Transformers back in the day
>full year after release, could still always find a match within 5 minutes
>New map pack comes out and gets added to rotation
>Very few people buy them because it wasa movie game
>Get put on the server with the new maps in rotation
>Lucky if I can find 1 match every half hout
>>121583834
they covered her belly, and the guy talks about how she teached him TOLERANCE
>>121573971
>40 dollars
>When competing against TF2
>When TF2 was 20 dollars
>When fucking nobody even gets into the beta to see if they like it
Well it's Blizzard, I don't know what I was expecting.
>>121583191
L O N D O N
People who are acting like Overwatch won't become another Blizzard success are on the same shit tier as Nintendo doomsayers.
It's going to be a long lived IP for them.
>>121583720
mei doesn't look obese in the face anyway
>>121584052
>another Blizzard success
just like HotS
>>121584008
TF2 was 20 dollars, had 9 classes with no alt weapons, no cosmetics and 6 maps with the first major content update not coming out till 7 months after release.
>>121583940
I'm pretty sure anyone who watched that cinematic laughed out loud when she appeared.
>>121584008
TF2's installbase came from the fact that it was sold with Half Life 2. It could afford to be 20 dollars.
Competing against TF2 at this point is like competing against the shortbus
>tanks: shields + heals, high hp
>supports: shields + heals, low hp
bravo
at least Defense and Offense heroes have better design
>>121583940
I can live with the armor, it's fine even though it looks tacked on. Like they just colored in her belly with a brown marker and called it a day.
her face though? that's some ugly shit
>>121584206
>Roadhog is the only tank with heals
>He has no shields
>>121583841
how about this:dota model
>>121583687
uhhuh
so what of it
>>121584358the best
>>121583720
First time. Don't know who you're referring to, but I'm not them, sorry.
>>121583940
what happened to her cheekbones
she looks 30 years older
>>121584052
It sure as hell won't become the same success it could have been if it was f2p with a cash shop for skins and other cosmetics. It no doubt will be a success and make them money, but they doomed it to be just that, a moderate / decent success that will make them money when it could have become the biggest online multiplayer shooter to date.
>>121583940
Is this a recent cinematic? A hots one or something?
what hero is currently most OP?
>>121584061
>only super obese people are obese
Can you fuck off to tumblr?
>>121584590
legion opening
>>121584590
WoW Legion cinematic.
>>121584603
telecurry
>>121580962
LITERALLY already seen him way before, as well as Reaper
There's Reinhard and Pharah's mom for you too
>>121584687
>>121584692
>mfw I've seen it a few times and don't remember it at all
H E L P
>>121584358
dota and tf2 model only works because valve gets to put no effort into cosmetics since the community makes all that shit
>>121584759
who is that sniper is she pharah's mom or something
>>121584819
its ok it was probably the least exciting cinematic yet and also the most retared...lets FLY into a batte where the enemy artillery is literally ASTEROIDS THAT TURN INTO RAPE ROCK MONSTERS THE CAN DESTROY OUR PROPELLERS
>>121584896
don't mind me apparently I can't read
>>121584832
And Blizzard could do the same, they have the fanbase for it, but that would mean sharing the profit, which is tantamount to raping prepubescent children in ActiBlizz's eyes.
>>121584832
>what is path of exile
if it works for some no name strayan indie game company, it can easily work for blizz
why has no one posted this yet
>>121584949
>asteroids
>>121585124
Because I was too lazy to edit the image myself.
>>121585124
Post the original in the /aco/ thread?
>>121585147
meteors that turn into big rock rape monsters
i like infernals but thats all they are
Jeff "Questions Dodger" Kaplan
=
http://i.pomf.pl/bctocv.webm
=
(blizzcon question webm about paying after 21 initial heroes)
Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.
Anybody else think like this?
>>121585336
I know anon, I just thought your comment reminded me of my image. I had a little private chuckle.
>>121585380
>instant orgasm dart
this is someone's fetish?
>>121585287
It's on r34.
>>121585436
im so use to shitposting i assume its everyone
I re-designed the Overwatch logo family
>>121584590
In HotS she is hot though.
>Put Rocket Launcher in the game
>Give it pistol reload time
Great game, Blizzard
3 cool new characters announced, along with a new map and a rough release date, and people are mad about UNANNOUNCED, future characters POSSIBLY costing money.
>>121585624
plz fix to say Overvolve
>>121585367
>again with the 'we don't want to confuse/overwhelm players'
So Blizzard assumes their fandom are idiots.They must be right, people keep supporting this!
>>121585668
Those proportions aren't realistic.
Hey guys a lot might know this, but it doesn't require a lot of brain to claim that this game will be fucking DOA unless they go open beta for pre-purchasing. Nobody on this fucking earth will play this game for $40 in 6-8 months. Absolutely fucking nobody. It will die like all those other hyped new fresh multiplayer fps games (titanfall, evolve, loadout etc), die within a fucking month or two.
Yeah blizzard is absolutely retarded especially marketing. They managed to create massive hype first week through streams, which slowly died off as people became tired of being teased to the point of being actually cukced by the invite circlejerk faggotry, that together with the plans they revealed at blizzcon has made a lot of people just fuck off and stop caring entirely.
Blizzard has literally only one option left right now to have just a CHANCE of saving this game, and it's going open beta for pre-purchasing. If they don't do that and actually wait nearly half a year to release this game that isn't even f2p, yeah, it's actually dead.
I'm out, enjoy being teased and cukced.
>>121585668
well rip belly, thanks a lot metzens daughter...
>>121585726
And don't forget yours truly, "game won't have microtransactions and shizzle" but doing it anyway.
>>121585693
People are upset because they want an honest answer but can't get one.
>>121585825
being shit runs in the family apparently
Post yfw overwatch has no Bulgarian heroes. For shame blizzard.
So... anyone looking forward the competitive matchmaking in TF2?
>>121585947
>no hero from your country of origin
Any non-represented country, what hero do you want to represent your country?
>>121586079
>competitive meme fortress
no
>>121583940
Varian was talking to Anduin during that whole cinematic. He was talking about how Anduin taught him tolerance.
Then again what was I expecting from sexists like you.
>>121585624
>still no beta
oh well at least I have Black Ops 3 now
>>121580236
>shitty
Well, I'd like to think that I'm not, but I can see how people would say that I am (for a lot of reasons).
Anyway, here's the finished lineart. I know that some people might have been asleep when I delivered it in the AM last night so I figure it's worth one repost.
Uncensored at http://fav.me/d9fsmwa
>>121585943
she was only complaining about " bikini" girls it was metzen doing, but I think its just cover up for more sjw pandering
>>121586293
ouch ouch it hurts so much, those buzzwords!
>>121586426
Have fun with your 24fps
>>121586520
>implying I would get any more in any other game
Anything higher than 1 fps is good enough for play...
ITT: people who never played heavy raids on WoW
>>121586465
farao rockets do retarded amount of damage
>>121586465
You've made literally no progress in years. Guess what? Because you're garabge and I know your drawing secret.
>>121586517
>buzzwords
What buzzword other than 'sexists' did I use there you fucking neanderthal
>>121586679
>years
Oh, you think I'm the lolg guy. No, not him. I've only been on the scene for about 8 months, actually.
>>121586616
>>121586517
>>121586935
>need to add shitty ski glasses or else it's just some generic woman
nice fanart
>>121586979
Googles added
Time harness did not.
>uwot
>>121586979
But anon...every woman is just some generic woman.
>>121586979
She needs those so she can keep her eyes open during fellatio. Because of fast.
>>121586935
>black hair
If Overwatch were on Steam, where do you think it would be on full release?
>>121587261
dat counterstrike tf2 discrepancy
>>121587261
Between CS:GO and TF2 obviously.
>>121587261
Launch day it would be 3rd at least. A week later maybe top 7.
>>121587261
why the fuck are there so many csgo players
the game is old as dirt and pretty shit
alright i got it this right this time
>>121587261
With the current plans, it wouldn't even be visible on that page
It would have less than 10k players
>>121587368
>>121587408
you're expecting waaay too much
If it's releasing in 6 months it will die before that
>>121587443
>CS:GO
>old as dirt
>shit
12 year old please leave.
>>121587458
Did you steal this from reddit or did reddit steal this from you.
>d va has literally no ass in-game
what a waste
>>121587443
CS is older than you are
>>121587581
posted it on reddit after editting in the . on the i
>>121587583
Trannies and koreans have no ass.
>>121587583
She's korean, what did you expect?
Reminder: Mission Accomplished
Although the post launch payment model question dodging is still disgusting.
>>121587581
Did Reddit pay you to say this or did you do it on your own(with paid Blizz copy of the game).
>>121587559
>>121587628
I'm 25 and nothing he said is wrong.
i love this guy's overwatch videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3BEvbMvb-4
>>121587663
All of your posts make you out to be a faggot.
Congratulations. You even post on the tf2 subreddit.
>>121587769
Yes it was wrong, because CS:GO was released in 2012. A 3 year old game is not old as dirt. It's also the best FPS game.
>>121587794
rude
spaghetti status: dropped
[ http://i.pomf.pl/vdwmps.webm ]
>>121587845
kek
>>121587881
This is blizzards playerbase
top kek
>>121587881
reddit status: hello
>>121585825
oh shit my dick
>>121587881
why is every Q&A full of faggots
>>121587881
>spaghetti status: droooouuuuuuuuhhhhh
>>121588032
Too bad our faggot didn't get turn.
>>121588032
they pick the most progressive looking ones
>>121588032
>don't go to blizzcon because i don't want to be surrounded by sweaty people and i get nervous in places like that
>these kind of people go and even ask questions
don't know how to feel
>>121588126
You can't make that shit up. Hitler did nothing wrong.
Wh-who hype for lore panel?
>mfw its just a repeat of bios and all the currently known lore with no new info on the comic
>>121574095
>>121574107
>>121574234
>>121574937Still cute tho
>>121587583
>>121587742
It's true
>>121588126
>>121587881
oh my god this is hard to watch. holy fuck.
>>121588126
I want to knee it in the face.
When is one of these fucking sweaty un-sociable smelly neckbearding tumblr faggots gonna go up and ask something meaningful like 'will we have to pay for hero's besides the base game?'
or is that shit not allowed
fuck Blizzard man.
lol @ people excited for this game
it's going to be an unbalanced piece of shit just like heroes of the storm
>>121588328
Someone did. Then they dodged the question.
They've dodged that question like 6 times.
>>121588328
see
>>121585367They are not focusing on that right now
>>121588328
They did you dumb fuck, twice even, Kaplan just dodged the question super hard.
>>121574168
>>121574650
inb4 she is half yeti
>>121588032
>>121588126
Think about it. If you were forced to take time away from your actual job that you (presumably) enjoy just to answer bullshit questions from random nerds that bought your product, how would you keep yourself entertained so you don't end up killing yourself?
You take turns with other devs picking people out to see who can pick the most retarded. It's like whaling for video game developers.
>>121587583
she has enough, despite being an ass man i'm okay on her buttocks.
I very hyped with simple and uncreative Soldier76. Is everything ok with me?
Well, second after him i want to show some rules of nature and bloodshed there.
>>121588438
>>121588439
That was fucking sad
that's more or less already enough of an answer to me, so yes we are gonna be paying up for future hero's.
>>121588558
You're clearly not an ass man. I bet you think tracer's ass is above average.
>>121579570
That is honestly depressing if that is how they make their decisions, clearly the left looks fresh as fuck.
I hope they put it in as her "master skin" though.
>>121588724
there are all types of ass man, not even is drake level ass. i bet you like nicki minaj and kim kardashians ass.
>>121588591
Eh, might be expansion-DLC in the style of Borderlands. Doesn't make much sense in a no-story shooter, but I could see it happen.
>>121588724
There are different kinds of ass men anon, some of us like compact packages rather than giant, fat, cellulite infused, badonkadonks.
Hold on. Yesterday didnt the overwatch presenter say something like.
>"So how many here doesnt have beta keys"
and then
">Go out and play the game"
While mentioning nothing of beta waves or buy-in.
I guess i remember wrong, because nobody would actually be that retarded right.
>>121588724
There are many types of ass, dude. I like several of them.
>>121588846
>>121588724
>not everyone is drake level ass*
fuck, wheres my coffee.
>>121588986
>So how many here doesnt have beta keys
>here
They can play it at Blizzcon.
>>121589039
>>121589019
>>121588928
>>121588846
>liking average skinnyfat asses
From the videos I see, it is either game helps with aim, people have huge hit boxes or bullets are actually watermelons. is that correct?
>>121588986
he said how many here have been playing the game
they're playing the Blizzcon demo there
>>121589157
okay meifag.
>>121589157
"My tastes are better"
Fuck off
>>121589252
>My tastes are better
/owg/ for the last day.
IT'S HAPPENING
>>121589198
Most guns aren't hitscan, and the projectiles seem to have fairly forgiving hitboxes.
>>121589376
So more streamer and reddit keys?
I don't give a fuck anymore, won't look up anything about the game until release and decide to buy it or not then.
>>121589376
fake
>>121589376
nice b8 m8
>>121589376
made me check
>>121589376
>non of us
>>121589376
nigger
>>121577209
What is happening in this picture
>>121589228
No, I don't like obesity.
>>121589252
hello reddit
>>121589552
its straight from the cinematic. transition frame in animation.
>>121589552
She's like a synthetic diamond but made entirely of semen. Designed by Blizzard to appease the weeb audience.
>it won't be free to play because we want it to be for consoles
>console players have separate servers from PC
someone here needs to get their shit together
GOOD HEAVENS JUST LOOK AT THE TIME
>>121589918
fun fact, PC isnt main platform anyway
[ http://i.pomf.pl/obeyve.webm ]
>>121589728
>weeb audience
nigga, i just need my korean dose
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1446747220617.webm
>>121587881
Man this guy is like a real life Boomhauer but with more cringe. He says a ton of words but you only understand about 6-8 of them and use those to piece together what you think he's trying to say.
>>121589939
>look outside
>it's dark as fuck
>suddenly "IT'S HIGH NOON"
>look at clock
>it says 12:00
>look outside
>it's bright as fuck
>mfw
>>121588591
I'll only be getting the future heroes if they'rewaifus.
>all these people being so b-hurt about mei being fat
>not noticing the true best waifu of this gamethe cavalry's here motherfuckers
>6 months is the release date
>all "planned" 21 heroes are done save for emotes(?)
>all maps also look done
>balancing for 6 months
I don't get it
>>121587881
Hi um I was thinkin', thinkin' like Tracer here. Ar-are we gonna get like an alternate version of her or uh.... eh.. uo...mmhrr m aso... sorry one sec uh... like a, like a different skin because some people like her or another person likes her. Like uh Genji with a male or female for like uh, different uh upgrades and everything. Some people just like a certain character or uh... nm... Sorry I kinda had a thought that I lost it hehe. Uh but that's kinda the the thing(inaudible), are we gonna be able to see different version of them like (inaudible) in heels. For like em... nem...
So guys is it confirmed there will be no more heroes to unlock at launch?
So just 21? How are they gonna market this game now that we see everyone.
>>121590348
Balancing, fine-tuning, additional functionality, optimization and more.
>>121589918
Imagine all the console faggots complaining about superior mouse accuracy if they don't get aim assist.
>>121590489
yes, 21 heroes. you get 5 random ones when you start and you have to either grind or pay for the rest.
>>121590348
The Hype Train has no brakes.
It really needs them though.
At some point you're supposed to stop the hype and let the people off the train.
Blizzard forgot this.
>>121590489
yeah confirmed
they said some shit about 21 being 'perfect' and that if they want to add more then they'll think about it after launch
which is dumb
>>121590348
could be making maps?
could be squashing bugs?
could really be dedicated to balance, which would not be a bad thing.
Might have a "buy now to play in the beta" option in a few months.
>>121590326
Might as well become ponyfucker.
>>121590348
did they announce this is all they're adding before release?
>>121590348
Well for one they've repeatedly said their servers can't handle a couple hundred thousand people yet, let alone the possible million that are going to play the game.
>>121590348
serious answer: it seems like the backend isn't finished at all. the only thing that exists right now in the beta is the base game, the heroes and the maps and the gametypes. They've already scrapped two progression systems so far, the second week a few days before beta began, and they're working on a third. there's no ranked matchmaking, no detailed statistics page, no match history, etc.
>you only get five characters at the start
>40 dollars
no thank you, i'll take the origins version with all the heroes unlocked
If they beta testers get some special reward for beta testing I'm gonna fuckin flip
Once again the question must be asked: why is r/Overwatch less c ucked than /owg/?
>>121590840
What ? Aren't all characters unlocked in the 40$ ver ?
>>121577970
>McCree, Tracer
>Hanzo
>Roadhog, Zarya
>Mercy
>>121577178
>Adding a Field of View option will only make the game more confusing for new players
But there is a slider ingamesenpai
>>121590840
>>121591008
They are.
Anyone else preorder the collectors edition after the news yesterday?
Anyone else /in/?
>the devs literally say to the audience to just go play the game
>>121591131
because you can play the game at Blizzcon
>>121591163
>knowing full well there are people watching with virtual tickets
hnng
>>121591213
they're addressing the audience in front of them in Q&A. are you triggered?
>>121590980
because /vg/ is full of kek beta fucks who love to be treated like dirt from the companies they support.
Their biggest fantasy is a p2w, buy to play, subscription based, microtransaction infested, unfinished piece of garbage.
And they'd shitpost and love every minute of it.
Prove me wrong.
>>121591283
I wonder what her asshole smells like. It has got to be pretty smelly and sweaty in that tight running pants of hers.
This is a bully free zone.
>>121591362
I love playing planetside though
>>121591369
why anon? wouldn't you just want to hug her?
>>121590129
This is retarded
>>121591362
You can easily prove yourself wrong by seeing how dead threads about games like that are.
>>121590348
Spring is 2-8 months
>>121591518
>even a fat, boring, ugly piece of shit can be a hero
Nah.
>>121591602
>implying /owg/ is dead
>>121591518
cuming inside Mei to keep her insides warm!
>>121591704
So spring ranges from January to July?
>>121591518
Let's fight for a better world!!
>>121591518
i cant decide if shes tumblr or if shes cute. maybe if she was a skinny girl with huge oversized clothes, it would be easier to say shes cute and fun.
>>121591813
He's probably from Japan.
>>121591818
Someone post the concept art for this nog.
>>121591813
January to June is the fiscal Spring, I was a month off and its why the only date we have so far is June 21st, the last day of fiscal Spring
>>121591774
It's not a real thread because 99% of the posters here don't even have access to the game. It's an autistic circlejerk.
>>121591724
Bully. Free.
>>121585380Sorry senpai.
It's like a gremlin I can't stop watering.
where's the obligatory slutty cat or foxgirl character like in other games these days?
>>121592083
dva
>>121592083
Tracer is a slutty human girl
>>121592026
>sona losing to a fat piece of turd
Nah.
>>121591818
>tumblr
She's a chubby Asian nerd. As someone who has fucked tons of chubby Asian nerds who all more or less look like Mei, I can say it's a pretty apt fucking representation.
>>121592026
>sona being that small
Whoever drew this is retarded.
>tumblr
Oh.
>>121592168
>>121592337
Sona a shit. Let go.
>>121592029
I like how you can read that as an "oh shit!" expression but it's too late and she's already instantly orgasming.
reminder that blizzard caved to reddit after they cried for a single day and gave them beta
reminder that the only way to keep heroes free is to upvote criticism of Blizzard and make their community interaction as uncomfortable as possible
>>121592478
hello reddo
>>121592101
This, but for some reason they went with a bunny motief instead of a cat like her facepaint would suggest.
I'm sure someone will draw her with a tail plug at some point.
Girls should love girls
>>121592717
Good post have a (You)
>>121592717
Someone hook me up with reaction images of vomiting people.
>>121590980
>the same community who begged blizzard to let them pay for beta access.
>less c.ucked
the only reason they are complaining about the payment model is because blizzard hasn't announced beta access after preordering the game.
What if the surprise is that open beta happens
surely they cant let 6 months go without hype can they?
>>121590326
Tracer is objectively the best girl.
But let's see why is it bad if certain people don't like her and instead a Mei or Diva fag.
Objectively? IT DOESN'T MATTER.
Don't worry loves... it just means that we have less competition.
I still don't get how the fuck she is cavalry, but I don't freaking care as she is this damn cute.
(Still sad that 120$ pack does not come with a tracer girl...)
>>121592717
cute. too bad this game is dead on arrival. i wanted to make d.va my waifu
>>121592873
Then what's the fucking pre-purchase for?
>>121592958
To ensnare goyim early.
Even if you're still interested in the game there's zero reason not to wait until the day before release to prepurchase to get your shitty Widowmaker skin.
>>121592873
You best believe they will.
If pre-purchases don't get in beta, they definitely think people will still be interested in half a fucking year.
>>121592779
Got your back, senpai.
Who's in towatchsome Black Ops 3 campaign? Storyline is so good Overkek could just well be Black Ops 4 now.
>Activi$ion
>>121593004
Just saw the Legion preorder thing too. What the LITERAL fuck? Legion releases several months after OW even.
>>121593075
>single player fps games
>CoD games after 4
No thanks anon I'll pass.
>>121592779
>>121592717
>slashshit
>>121592337
I agree XD
>>121591724
Maybe now you'll get a chance to be a hero
>>121593379
he looks like such a monkey, like more so than usual with black "people"
>>121593419
>>121591036
they didnt wanted to put one
That was only after MONTHS OF SHITSTORM from every1
>>121593419
Why me?
>>121593075
Idk why retards are preordering Overhyped when you can just buy BO3 for ~$40 digital
>>121592717
>>121580192
and 4:3 for cs:go
>>121593680
>Buying either
>Not just playing the beta so you can enjoy the first 5 mins of it being fun before it gets repitive and shit
Anyone know when they are gonna give more beta keys out?
>>121593567
which is admittedly impressive that they caved in the first place, and only after months of feedback. look at shit like hundreds of thousands of people asking for more deck slots in Hearthstone for years, and they refuse to budge because "oh, it's, uh, too confusing and stuff.."
>>121580192
>Changing resolution gives players an advantage
Nice game dotards.
>>121594068
>changing the FOV gives player advantage
nice game literally every fps ever
>>121591105
dude its rather boring now, go post your shit on 9gag
>>121584832
The game public was ALREADY THERE
dota 1 was HUGE
they got 500k players like day one
You cant really use dota 2 as an example for other games, they had an unique scenario
>>121593945
OW Twitter said no more beta invites till Blizzcon's done. I'm guessing it will be after this week's maintenance because thats the same time last week a beta wave invite was out.
So I'm using an old computer with GeForce GT 220 in the place of a graphics card and no perspectives to get a better one anytime soon.
Do you think Overwatch will work on it?
Simple poll: did you preorder?
http://strawpoll.me/5944683
How do I read this?
https://www.reddit.com/live/vvhj0vqp99z8
At the bottom is "Will we get all the heroes forever?" and the answer seems to be "What a silly question!" which is not an answer at all
Am I just misreading this shit, do I need to expand something to see a real answer?
>>121583614
>LoL's model is good
hahaha this niggah
>>121594303
Do you think you will ever get Overwatch?
>>121594383
But it is.
>>121590326
>Tracer
>Best Waifu
Not as long as Mercy and Pharah are in game.
>>121583614
LoL's model is the cancer that killed modern gaming. I've literally spent hundreds of dollars on the game over the course of its life and I don't own every hero
>>121594494
>>>/lolg/
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/
Leaguedrone
>>121594527
Not waifu, but fuck buddy. She is good for a lovely girl to hang out and have sex with and play with.
But not wife and love-of-your-life material. That is Mercy. The one you CAN spend your life with.
>>121594584
>I've literally spent hundreds of dollars on the game over the course of its life
Buy a Bloodstone and deny yourself
>Mercy will never step on your dick
Why live.
>>121592493
agreed
the overwatch subreddit is FUMING over how sketchy blizz is being with the payment model
upvote all blizz hate, do not pre-order, submit a ticket for a refund if you have already
>>121594584
I've never spent money on the game and I have a lot. I don't even want every hero and nobody does.
>>121594593
I haven't played the game since s3. The model is just better than what blizzard are gonna do for sure with their preorder retarded shit. It's better than the HS and HOTS model as well.
>>121594303
Minimum requirement (for 30 FPS) is a Gtx 460; since Gtx 460 is at least 2x as fast as a Gt 220 you might be getting 15 FPS.
>>121594375
Question: Wanted to confirm: If you buy game, do you get all heroes+future heroes? Or will you have to buy future heroes as well?
Answer: only 21 heroes in the game. Very robust, game plays well. It's a future decision whether or not to support more heroes. Focus on fleshing out other parts of the game right now. Want game to be healthy and not overwhelming.
>>121594375
Blizzard has been dodging the question like a deadbeat dad dodging child support.
>>121594636
>implying tracer is a disgusting slut
She is just too cute. I would honestly never do anything sexual with her.
>>121594375
The closest thing to a real answer we've gotten is "we're not planning any new heroes right now, we're going to launch and see if they're in demand or if people are happy with the meta of the current 21".
Which is bullshit since we know there's datamined strings for leveling up 30 heroes along with an in-game currency. They're salivating over the idea of releasing individual heroes for $10 like HotS.
>>121594840
>It's better than the HS and HOTS model as well.
which are both shit, the only good model is dota2
>>121594918
>>121595005
>I would never do anything sexual with her
And that's why she would abandon you.
Ditch the fedora.
>>121595079
toss an anon a link to datamined shit, i'm curious, keep hearing about it but never seen it myself
>>121587881
nope, ctrl+w'd in less than 3 seconds of watching
Yes, this costs more than TF2 did at launch, but there are more classes in it than TF2. I don't see why you guys are complaining and spamming DOA.
>>121595005
Hope you like being dumped.
>>121595082
Well obviously, but the blizzard jew will never be satisfied with a model like that so it's not even an option, whereas the league model would probably be the best out of what's possible. Don't know how the smite one is, maybe that one is ok.
SCENARIO:
All heroes are fully genderswapped, who is your new waifu?
>>121595005
>>121595109
Why not? A healthy sex from time to time is okay, I think for her too. You can love your girl and make love to her, it's not a mutex.
You just need to be careful and tender to her. That's it. Enjoy your love and enjoy the moments you take with her.
>>121595243
Bastion
Or Reinhardt.
>>121595174
http://www.overpwn.com/news/85-possible-content-teaser-overwatch-strings
>>121595243
The choice is obvious my friend
Hanzo
>>121595204
Because this is /vg/. There is nothing more /v/ and /vg/ hate more than games.
>>121595243
Winston, I always wanted to fuck a proper black grill.
>>121595005
Don't worry, she wouldn't do anything with you either. She would even acknowledge your existence.
>>121595243
given how morrison/76 is legit husbando material with his origins skin, i'm willing to be a genderswapped morrison would be pretty damn fine
i just don't want to pay fucking $20 for a skin
>>121595174
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/3rvo4f/why_voicing_our_opinions_matter_and_how_were_not/
>>121595297
>implying tracer doesn't want her shrimp thrown on the barbie and have her eucalyptus munched
>>121595204
Tf2 was released in 2007, this game will released in 2016.
>>121595243
Damn dude, can't even pick. Male characters are so much cooler in this. Reinhardt, Mcree, Hanzo, even Reaper and 76 wuld be great. Torbjorn might even be good.
>>121595297
>You just need to be careful and tender to her.
Virgin detected.
>>121595079
>leveling up heroes
THIS kills the game
>>121595243
Hanzo, McCree, 76
>>121595204
People are more upset with how shifty Blizzard is being about future content for the game.
I would be a lot more comfortable with the $40 if they confirmed all future heroes will be free.
>>121595397
I posted the wrong one
here
>>121595174
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/3rtf6w/there_will_be_no_more_heroes_at_launch_no_hero/
>>121595243
junkrat tbqh
>>121594840
>Need about 6 rune pages so you can have an efficient lane phase on all roles and optimized runes are really important on laning phase and snowballing.
>Tier 1 champs constantly changing due to patches and they cost like 50+ victories to buy a mid range (3150 IP) one
>LoL's model is good
LoL is p2w as fuck, but you low elo shitters gets deluded by watching streamers stomping low elo because they have 5k+ games on their backs so they can compensate the p2w elements against worse people, but people with similar ranks will actually suffer from lack of optimized runes and being forced to play with tier 2 or below champs.
>>121595314
>>121595534
thanks anons, you da bests
>>121595297
>Bastion
>having a gender
Lore panel starts in about an hour right?
>>121595510
It wasn't in-game leveling for extra power, you just unlocked cosmetic items like portraits and sprays with it. They said they already took it out because people wouldn't switch characters mid-match since they wanted to grind levels with only one.
>>121595607
Into the best girl folder it goes.
>>121595556
Your shit is all wrong. You clearly haven't played the game at all or are a shitter. I can get to diamond by spamming two heroes with two rune pages.
>>121595607
Either an hour and a half or 2 and a half
>>121595243
Junkrat
>>121595607
>Why doesn't Zarya have hairy armpits? Are you hair shaming?
>>121595607
yeap more useless shit yey! its not like we at this point just want A FUCKING OPEN BETA AND A STRAIGHT ANSWER ABOUT FUTURE CONTENT FFS
>>121595607
1 1/2 hours
HS talk in a few minutes
getting Origins edition just for the aryan Soldier 76 skin
>>121595779
Holy shit just imagine what that slut would be like.
>>121595394
>given how morrison/76 is legit husbando material with his origins skin,
>morrison/76 is legit husbando material with his origins skin
>>121595467
Why? I loved my girlfriend and I loved how sweet we were together, taking a stroll in the forest, sometimes just having sex in the grass. Tender, cute, lovely.
Until she was hit by a truck when travelling home because fucking driver missed the red light.
>>121595595
That's the best part of it. If there is no gender, there is nothing to swap.
>^ This sounds like s j w bullshit.
Though Bastion probably has a male programming.
>>121595109
I'm not fedoring, I just have good Christian values. And a gf.
Tracer is that qt popular nice girl you always wanted to hang out with in high school but were too beta to talk to her.
>>121595845
Fuck off blizzard, your skin is trash.
>>121595823
Word. That Rus streams till the best bet?
>>121595823
gimme link pls
>>121595868
>he doesn't think Morrison is sexy as fuck
>>121595979
>>121595984
not sure f a m
I was gifted a VT by a significant other.
>>121595904
Speak for yourself Fedoric Euphorio.
>>121595729
>I can get to diamond because i have several times the amount of playtime than my enemies
I bet you're a shitter proud of being diamond with over 1k games played (normal + ranked games). Top kek, get gud before shitposting, scrub.
>>121595904
>>121595868
>male programming
Bastion is programmed to do one thing though: slaughter meatbags
Are you saying killing is an inherently male thing to do? :^)
>>121596109
No, I said "you" for a reason.
>>121595904
If you're not fucking your gf, someone else is.
>>121583614
>league's model is good
riot employee?
>>121596221
Yeah, as in you, and not me.
>no beta access with the pre-order
You're shitting me right? How much longer is this closed beta bullshit going to last. Streamers have already burnt out on the game except for ster, surely they know this'll just kill all hype that's basically required for a game launch nowadays.
>>121596241
Not every girl is "secretly a slut" anon, you've seen too many hentai girls in comparison to real life ones.
>>121595868
>Why?
Because the overwhelming majority of any grill above the age of 18 are submissive and wants to get fucked rough, hard, and lose control more than a little bit. Being romantic and shit like that is all well and good, but if you never take command and be dominant then you're getting keked because she's bored af with you.
>>121590684
It's obviously a lie.
Do you honestly think a billion dollar company releasing a AAA title doesnt already have long-term plans for their game?
You can bet they got most of the release slate for overwatch planned out.
Of course they are also gonna take launch, concurrent numbers and such into consideration, but there is always a plan.
>>121596241
Girls do want sex, but most have self control. Just like men.
>>121596121
>projecting this hard
It's ok little shitter, you'll get a chance at a victorious skin next season. Maybe.
>>121596413
Girls, like everyone else, enjoy sex. It's not a hentai slut thing, it's a healthy relationship thing. If you're not meeting her needs, she'll find someone who will. If you're fortunate she'll leave you first.
>>121596410
A few threads back, I read something about this "phase" of the beta ending sometime before the end of this year. Whatever that means, it might be open betaor no more beta at all.
>>121596413
>>121596526
Stop taking your chinese toons so seriously.
>>121596580
anon please, step outside and talk to real people
i know hentai comics ares cute, but please, it's not healthy
>>121596580
> If you're not meeting her needs, she'll find someone who will. If you're fortunate she'll leave you first.
You're arguing that sexual needs outweighs the rest and as that other anon is so kindly reminding you is to stop watching so much hentai
>>121596686
>>121596689
*tips fedora*
Any streams up?
>>121596580
>If you're not meeting her needs, she'll find someone who will. If you're fortunate she'll leave you first.
I'm infinitely grateful that having despite posting here for years I have not succumbed to this level of delusion and detachment with the real world an healthy relationships.
Jesus.
>>121596894
still watching streams?
>>121596894
http://us.battle.net/blizzcon/en/live-stream/
What's the matter? Too poor?Honestly I don't know. Someonme hook a nigga up
>>121596982
yes?
>>121596949
>Being this naive.
It's how relationships fail senpai. Which happens a whole lot, talking about relationships that have been going longer than a mere 6 months mind you, so give it some time and you'll see.
>>121590348
First of all blizzard tends to give release dates too early (just look at WoW, one fucking year).
But they are blizzard, and can actually get away with it. They gotta show something at blizzcon.
Also while the game is pretty polished, it probably needs some progression system and currency grind along with perhaps a ranking system.
Also why the hell would they release overwatch beta when Starcraft expansion and hearthstone adventure is this week? A 3rd game would be overkill, people dont have money for it all.
So they do it like this.
SC2 Exp --> Hearthstone Adventure --> Diablo content update --> Overwatch ---> WoW
>>121596994
http://goodgame.ru/channel/Ulqi/
>>121596949
Literally a kek right here. A real one.
>>121597204
>Not on stage A
>No overwatch
>>121591954
What kind of shitty definition is that.
Talking about overwatch in the overwatch general makes it an overwatch general.
You can discuss a game without actively playing it first-hand.
>>121597185
Does the room you are in have windows?
>>121597441
This whole post. Fucking lmao this WHOLE post.
>>121596949
You're acting like that sorta shit doesn't happen all the time.
I don't hate women, it's just reality. Men do the exact same thing.
>>121597494
This whole post. Fucking lmao this WHOLE post.
>>121597526
keep trying to rationalize it man, it's okay
>>121597556
This whole post. Fucking lmao this WHOLE post.
>>121595243
Reinhardt would take my virginity like a train.
>>121597615
>>121597556
Can you guys not start a fucking autism loop?.
>>121597672
I'll try my best, but his WHOLE post was retarded.
>>121597526
dump & dive sort of shit happens often in more casual relationships for sure. But once you invest time into one you don't just go "this nigga all of a sudden can't find the spot, time to bounce", you have a rational conversation about wants and needs and what the fuck is up all of a sudden.
but I really don't care about this enough to ramble on, this is 4chan not a group of bros.
>>121592779
Here (You) go lad
>>121596410
Listen here you piece of shit.
They are already launching 2 major content updates, and blizzcon is going on right now, where people expect exclusive rewards for attending (like playing overwatch)
Did you honestly expect while these 2 factors are going on + the other 10, that you would get the game 6 months before release.
Holy.
Fucking.
Shit.
>>121597770
>4chan
>not a group of bros
What is 4chan then>
>>121597770
>Once you invest time into one you don't just go "This isn't working, time to bounce"
Bull. Shit. You've never had a relationship beyond 6-12 months, have you?
The most common failure points for relationships are 3, 5, and 7 years. That's a lot of investment, and the failure is usually sudden because of the bottle popping effect.
>tfw perfect set up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLKh5-SDSDM
>>121597831
What's the point of preordering then? Might as well just buy it when it comes out, EIGHT FUCKING MONTHS FROM NOW
>>121597857
A group of retards
>>121597952
Well im still trying to figure that one out myself.
Ill get back to you when i have an answer.
>>121597915
>the bottle popping effect
u wot
>>121598046
So a group of bros.
>>121597952
Might aswell get it for free when it goes f2p in 10 months.
>>121597915
Nigger you are literally wrong
Most relationships die within the first months nigga.
But it's okay, your waifu will never ever leave you, right?
So how about that overwatch
>russian channel on starcraft;_;
>>121598098
>he has never gotten his bottle popped
You have time kid, don't worry.
>>121597915
This is what i'm talking about, this is why I don't care enough to ramble on. Have you motherfuckers read this post? The bottle popping effect, 3, 5, and 7 years? This dude actually believes this shit.
>>121598291
>5 proven steps to a healthy relationship
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK EVERYONE IS SO MUCH FUCKING SHIT AT THIS GAME HOLY FUCK
DO THESE FUCKTARDS KNOW HOW TO PLAY A GAME?
WHY THE FCUK ARE THESE FAGGOTS PLAYING ON THE PC WITH A FUCKING CONTROLLER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>121598241
>>121597915
this has to be the dumbest phrase i've heard of
>tfw i can't wait to play has mei but i'll have to wait a few months to hopefully get into the beta.
Tracer is a PURE and CUTE girl!
>>121598575
She gon' be pure until my dude's 18th and then it's going to be like a Smash tourney in her bunker at the racks.
>>121598542
>he LITERALLY hasn't ever received a bottle pop
12 year olds please leave.
Consider the following
>Today on blizzcon stream
>We have decided to go open beta for all pre-purchasers!
>People currently in beta do not need to pre-purchase, they will keep their access!
How you react
>>121598636
Stop dreaming in public please
>>121598575
Dude who drew this took inspiration from the Grinch
would you buy Overwatch (any version) now if it came with Beta access?
I would desu senpaitachi
>>121598676
>>People currently in beta do not need to pre-purchase, they will keep their access!
No company in their right mind would do that. Literally NO company. They would be burned to the ground.
>Overwatch has a price tag attached
Thank you jesus
Get fucked poorfags
>>121598692
>Stop dreaming in public please
what?
picture of the last activision good game
>>121598789
Blizzard already did exactly this twice before though you little shit
>>121598789
what, like all 12 of them?
>>121598764
yes, in a heartbeat.
>>121597932
that seems a little broken
>>121574408
are you me
>>121575619
Her husband was probably on the research team. She needs someone to comfort her!
>>121598725
Why do you say that?
>>121598764
Only if it's 20 dollaridoos or less.
>>121598668
Care to explain the phrase for those whose main language is not English and can't figure out what the hell the phrase means?
>inb4 learn2google
It turned up nothing.
I don't understand what's so hard about getting servers up, but I do remember lots of games with bad launches thanks to fucked up servers.
tf2g here. just heard the news about the 40 dollar pricetag, how are you guys holding up? are you already on suicide watch or should i call someone?
>>121598797
Feels good, doesn't it?
The number of cheating russian cykas will be a tiny fraction of what it generally is on F2P games.
>>121599076
tf2 wasnt always free you incredible newfriend
>>121599064
They could have released server application for the community so that people could host for their own.
But nooo.
>>121599049
Come on man you really can't be THIS reddit.
>>121598241
>>121598668
i mean i literally wouldn't know if it has because "bottle pop" is such a ubiquitous phrase i can't even find anything regarding relationships by searching it in google. it hardly conveys any specific metaphor anyway. seems like someone is trying to force a meme in their attempt to be original, but if you want to supply some agreed upon definition i'll accept it.
>>121599076
I already dashed all hopes of a big playerbase. I'm not sure if my hopes for a long running game with dedicated playerbase should go as well
>>121599076
Don't you have hats to collect?
>>121599156
but it was like $20 and on release we got everything forever for free. and 100% modding support
also valve is adding matchmaking now.
if overwatch still plans to release in 6+ months, it's a fucking dead game.
>>121599156
for the price you pay for just OW we also got additional games.
Sorry faggot.
>>121599076
Ey bruh, call me up on skype right now. Need someone to talk to.
>>121599202
Holy shit fuck off you retarded autist.
>>121599184
Yeah I don't understand it. They could easily limit progression stats or whatever to their own servers, but let people host their own anyway. What's the motivation for not allowing user-run servers?
>Game is 40 dollars
>No new heroes planned
>Cosmetic skins that can either be bought or paid for with in-game currency
What exactly is the issue here?
>>121599280
>Also valve is adding matchmaking now
PLANNING TO ADD MATCHMAKING
8 YEARS AFTER RELEASE
8
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>leddit full of salty anti-preorder poorfags
I'm glad most of you guys are different. Who preorder master race here?
>>121599305
Again, tf2 did not even have half the content it has now. You would know that if you bought the game when it was first released.
>>121599507
lol nobody
fuck off
>>121599507
>preordering digital unlimited items
nice retard
>>121599489
you don't even get a beta invite with the prepurchase
>>121599280
>also valve is adding matchmaking now.
lmao after how many fucking years? I will never get over the mental hoops you Valve fanboys have to constantly jump through.
>>121599507
I bet you're the kid that doesn't know what a bottle pop is.
>>121599507
Heres a (you) for your shitpost.
>>121599427
>>121599202
>>121599049
>autist tries to make a meme
>autist mad when outed as an autist
>>121599076
I was literally hoping for a price tag
Fuck all the free 2 players. We literally dont need them ruining the game.
Im extremely pleased, and glad they went for the skins route. Fuck hats. Dota 2 proved why customizable hat loadouts made by the community were a shitty idea when heroes run around looking like clowns
Its like levelling through outland all over again
>>121599507
CE edition. If you're not CE, then fuck off to Reddit
>>121599507
>>121599675
>maximum damage control
blizzard reps pls go
Be happy you're not watching the HS Q/A on the main stage.
It's autismos x 100
>>121599598
Then don't buy the pre-order and wait for release.
Once again, what is the issue here?
>>121599672
>I'll quote these 3 random posts and post something random and meaningless
>surely that's a good idea
>>121599781
it's not even free to play like tf2
>>121599494
How do people not understand that this is what comes with a game being F2P this kind of spotty as fuck commitment to updates to the game?
>>121599076
Im happy, better than F2P jew model
>>121599617
>lmao after how many fucking years?
Seriously. Halo had matchmaking since 2004, Valve is more than a DECADE behind the curve.
Lore panel stream when?
>>121599507
The best part is when they're like "blizz isn't listening!" and "blizzard needs to see this!" No, you retards, Blizzard is hearing everything you say and they don't care.
Like, some of these retards are so braindead they don't realize that their subreddit was made by Blizzard 2 years prior to Overwatch being announced and is modded by blizzard employees pretending to be community members.
It's like something out of an alien invasion movie.
>>121597831
>get the game 6 months before release
Well they clearly have no issue giving it out FOR FREE to anyone who viewbotted on twitch
>>121599956
isn't it already underway?
no one has a working link
>>121599740
>be happy you're not getting to be there and laugh at people in person
>be happy you're sitting in a dark room, arguing with random people about bottle pops on the internet
Thanks a lot.
>>121599928
I'm sure League of Legends is very non committal about their updates. You've got it the opposite way actually. Once Blizzard's got the majority of their money from the initial rush, they will be less inclined to support the game because they already got their money. In a F2P, you have to keep players for a while to make them pay
>>121599958
>Blizzard is hearing everything you say and they don't care
that's why valve will always be the superior company. they actually listen, see diretide
>>121599865
-TF2 wasn't Free to Play for the first 4 years.
-TF2 is almost 8 years old.
-Counter Strike Go is not Free To Play either
-Most Arena shooters are not free to play and the ones that are absolutely do not use TF2's model (Dirty Bomb, etc.)
-F2P models are genuinely shit and are almost always exploitative with very very rare exceptions.
>>121575495
how is it a boring a shallow shooter? I haven't played it or watched much game play but having bunch of skill shots and abilities make it seem pretty competitive and interesting.
The strategy is imbued in countering compositions and creating compositions as well as utilizing certain heroes on certain maps . Theres a lot of dynamic strategic potential here
depending on how well the characters are balanced. It is very likely we will see the problem where theres 1 dominating hero in each role and gets selected like 80% of the time,
but people will play their favorite ones regardless or viability and create unique interactions with the enemy team's heroes. The entire replayability aspect of MOBAs come from this.
>>121599507
I don't see any point to preordering right now, especially for a game that doesn't have a release date.
But I don't get the whining about the price. Probably poor BRs mostly.
>>121599928
Exactly my point
Fuck valve's methodology and style.
>Hey guys we're just gonna throw out a game that's barely out of alpha, have a play if you want, we'll finish it eventually
>What? Dota 2 has been out for 5 years and still hasnt got every hero wc3 dota has? Shit we better port more hats from the workshop
Its great for the manchildren that want to work without restriction at valve, not so great for consumers that just wanna pay for a product, and get regular reliable updates and communication from the devs
Blizzard isnt perfect, why would they be? They're human, and a bunch of fucking nerds like most game devs at that, so of course they make mistakes.
At least they dont have a god complex like valve does where they feel too good to even communicate with their own userbase because
>lmao we got steam bruh we're too big to fail
>>121600159
yeah but valve doesn't make fun games
>>121600048
Fuuuuuuuuu, don't tell me that man. I need to know shit.
>>121600047
Thats because it creates PR and hype, without killing it too much.
The period of time is kinda retarded though.
>>121600249
tf2 is pretty fun. and it's entirely free.
>>121600141
So Overwatch should have League of Legend's infamously shitty and exploitative F2P model.
Do you even know what you're complaining about?
>>121600170
CS:GO is 15 dollars max with 7.5 sales all the time. This is no where near overwatches overpriced starting price.
>>121600170
The problem is not that it is NOT f2p.
The problem is that it is 40$=40€ and that we don't know if this is the full price or there will be DLCs.
>>121600259
>>121600048
Ihave a VT
40 minutes tiill lore panel
>>121599076
>tf2g here.
How's it feel to be one of the worst generals?
>>121600159
>THEY ACTUALLY LISTEN
>SEE DIRETIDE
Nigga are you actually for real right now
Diretide. One of the shittiest game modes added to anything ever, only good for free hats (Which was nerfed significantly because fuck you thats why)
Where dotards literally flooded the internet with "GIVE DIRETIDE" because valve outright refused to communicate for weeks?
Then they promised to communicate more in the future so they wouldnt fuck up like that again
And then they didnt.
>>121600357
oh thank god
>>121600193
this to be honest family.
If you preorder you are a complete retard, but $40 for the game isn't as outrageous as some of you faggots believe.
>>121600365
horrible. there's this one guy that always posts depressing sentences the whole day long. no context or anything
>>121600310
Nice strawman. I said nothing of the sort. I simply said your dumb idea that F2P somehow makes companies less inclined to support their game over B2P is wrong and provided an example.
are people completely ignorant of Smite and Hon?
>free to play and grind for heroes like le of le
>pay money once and don't have to grind for heroes
>can buy overpriced single heroes like a tard
does that not cover what everyone wants?
>>121600350
The way I see it, 40$ is not a lot of money (Its like what, £25?) to anyone that actually HAS money. But if it keeps more cykas, children and other foreign trash with no money out of the game, thats good
Besides, this is a hyped up blizzard product. Of course its going to sell. 40$ price tag or not
Its not even that expensive compared to modern games coming out for like £60 over here in bongland
>>121600512
Not a strawman when there is absolutely no grey area between a strictly F2P model like TF2 and horseshit freemium models like LoL.
So is the stream of the overwatch lore stuff worth watching? Is there a stream of it up anywhere?
>>121600503It's not you anon right?
>preordering doesn't get you beta access
Blizzard you bunch of incompetent fucks.
>>121600660
Game's £30, Origin edition £45 for Brits.
>>121600681
It starts in 35 minutes
>>121600694
i always tell him to go see a doctor
>>121600159
here, have an untradable, ungiftable immortal (You) my friend ;^)
Diablo 3 is B2P and sees fairly regular update schedules so this paranoia that Blizzard is just going to throw up their hands and say welp good enough is pretty delusional.
>>121600662
>there is absolutely no grey area between a strictly F2P model like TF2 and horseshit freemium models like LoL.
Hahaha
>>121600725
Why would you expect a beta access?
Would would anyone think they would get into the beta by pre ordering? What the fuck kind of thinking is this?
>>121600660
>cykas, children and other foreign trash with no money out of the game
Why is it good if the company makes the game have a BIG price tag just to keep potential customers out?
If you sell it for low price, until demand is satisfied, it will sell more, it's oeconomics.
>>121600478
I don't see how preordering makes me a retard, seeing as it probably gives me a good chance to be in the next beta key wave, and seeing as I was going to buy it on release anyway. Just this way I'm supporting the devs and getting some hero skins.
>>121587881
average blizzard fan
no wonder blizzard treats them like retards
also, thx for clip, posted request
Can you make another one with "come on guys beta was fall 10th" ? Blizz is so full of shit
>sniper character gets free map hack
why tho
>>121600843
Examples?
What is a good freemium model that isn't exploitative? What is a good strictly F2P game with all content unlocked for free that sees frequent updates?
>>121600593
I've said that multiple times in previous threads anon
>F2P
>$40 for all heroes
Literally no reason to not do this. Unless Blizzard just wants to be greedy fucks at the start and run off with their money. I'm almost certain this one will make them more money in the long run because of the massive amount of people that will play a F2P
>>121600725
They clearly don't have their servers ready for the huge amount o people who would buy into the beta.
Expect them to give beta access with preorders after their first few server stress test beta weekends.
Why has reddit not gotten censored?
>>121600873
Apparently people think a half dead game is fine if there are no BRs and slavs there
>>121579928
We have snow days and speak comprehensible English, family.
>>121600984
Path of Exile. Not sure if it changed since I last played, but Path of Exile had a pretty good one
where the new thread at?
>>121600925
was it at opening ceremony? or the overwatch panel?
>>121598676
they will keep the access until the end of this "phase" which they said will end b4 end of the year
my biggest problem after hero paywall is actually no beta access for preorder
even tho i hate blizzard at this point they can make up for it by
1: cement the promise for free heroes and maps
2: immediate beta access for preorders
3: fucking adequate regional pricing
>>121600903
>it probably gives me a good chance to be in the next beta key wave
stop deluding yourself.
>>121601101
Yet another example where community servers could have been good.
There could have been communities and servers where you don't allow brazilians and slavs. And if you wanted to play without BRs and slavs you could just join a game on a server or community without them.
But if it made no sense for you not to play with them and wanted to play with anyone, join another server and have fun.
There are good russian and other players.
And there are retarded american and german, french, british, whateverelse players...
>>121600903
You're literally paying them for a slim chance that they will let you in their secret streamer only club, and also saying that you'll eat whatever shit Blizzard puts in your mouth without even finding out what it actually is
>>121601373
how much are you going to bet that isn't a factor? Because I'd put up $40 for that
Overwatch in 30 minutes, get your tooshies ready.
>>121601359
OC
the crowd yelled "BETA" and he literally replied with "come on guys beta was fall 10th". i could feel the anger boiling in these fangays who paid 200$ for a ticket lmao but they didn't say shit
>>121592180
yeah thats the reason why I'm not too worked up over her design. It just makes sense if she's a little bit thick if she's a nerd scientist working in freezing cold weather. I mean I bet she doesn't go out much since she's inside researching and what not and because of the cold. Also the clothes make her seem more chubby than she may actually. But yeah it would have been more hot and nice if she was better looking but not exactly forcing or out of the park to make her a little thick.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Rea37TGQwcr
new thread fags
overwatch panel starts now
>>121601547
Is anything really going to happen in 30 minutes? What is it just another panel explaining nothing new and dodging more questions ?
>>121601428
I don't even understand the unnecessary hate on them. Are they annoying since they don't speak english? Sure but I've had more annoying english speaking retards too.
I hope no one seriously deludes themselves into thinking the OW community won't be as shit as other online communities because "muh BRs" and "muh slavs" apparently won't get in
Threadly reminder Blizzard was based by putting a tag on the game to keep slavshits and brazillians out
keep playing your other f2p titles subhumans, I'll enjoy every second of Overwatch knowing this
>>121601547
link?
>>121601684
Lore
why the fuck am I not getting any sound from the main stage stream?
>sixty dollaridoos
>no guaranteed beta access
Any reason to pre-order it now?
>>121601517
It makes so much sense for them to not announce that preordering increases your beta access chances, right? They must hate money.
Does Gamestop usually honor pricing errors if its a pre order? I know the gat out of hell incident, but thats just one
>>121601713
why is that neggro dancing
>>121601862
Retarded brand loyalty, or if you want the limited CE
>>121601862
nope
I'm probably going to wait the day before it releases to preorder the origins edition
>>121586679
we got a drawfag connoisseur in here
>>121601923
Their reasoning was that the servers weren't ready for a massive influx of people at this point.
>>121601742
>just shit that only a small part of the audience cares about
Ok
>>121602002
niggers are a race made for entertaining the Ubermensch, it is all they know
>>121602056
No one cares about it right now because they're unsure if they should even buy the game. I'd be more than happy to hear about the lore once Blizzard has assured me somehow that this game is in for the long haul and won't be crashing and burning with their shitty ideas. Blizzard is fucking this up royally.
>>121601640
good stream, but will it be on the right stage?
>>121587559
leave and go back to playing cs go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r7pnMVNvPE
>grinding 15k gold for tracer
whatabaoutchu
>>121600593
>Overwatch, game based around constantly switching heroes to counterpick enemy team composition.
>Slowly grinding out individual heroes and not having access to the entire roster at all times
Can you guys really not see how retarded a Smite model would be here?
>>121602216
Yes, there was a vote earlier while the Hearthstone Q&A was on. It will be on the Main Stage.
Do we know if the skins will be available for purchase outside of Origins edition?
I want none other than the Tracer one
Can't for the life of me find a stream with someone playing D.VA.
>>121602453
Probably not, there wouldn't be much incentive to preorder if there weren't preorder exclusives.
>>121587845
black ops 2 is the best PVP FPS released in the last 5 years prove me wrong
who vOIce crack here?
>>121602387
>Overwatch, game based around constantly switching heroes to counterpick enemy team composition
Where does it say that?
>>121602545
Have you watched literally 5 minutes of this game being played?
>>121602387
Then pay the $40 and it would be exactly the same as now. There is no difference aside from the people who didn't want to shell out $40 ANYWAY getting to play as well
>>121602590
Does it explicitly says that anywhere in the game?
I can write the same shit about LoL or HotS and it would still be false.
>>121602417
Right on.
>>121602592
>There is no difference aside from the people who didn't want to shell out $40 ANYWAY getting to play as well
Except now 75% of your team is composed of people who only own Reaper and Soldier 76.
>>121600873
>>121601101
Well for starters, the people that wont be in the community because of the price tag ARENT potential customers.
Thats the point, they cant play because they dont have any money, so they wouldn't spend anything anyway. And Im not being funny but foreign people from those poor areas tend to be assholes.
Thats not speaking out of racism, thats speaking out of experience. Is it a cultural difference? A lack of education and manners because of shitty school system? I dont know, but its not my problem.
I would rather the game have 100k players and no F2P shitters from brazil and shitoslavia than 500k with 75% Huehuehues and slavs.
Besides, its a blizzard game. It will sell. It will make money and have a community. The brand name itself will carry it. It doesnt need F2Players
>>121602620
>>121602620
I think this is new thread?
>>121602728
That should be true for the enemy team as well, even more so because you'll always be on your own team. You're kidding if you think people will suddenly play smart compositions because they have access to all heroes. People will still all want to spam assault, people will complain that they don't know how to support etc. This would make the problem greater, but not by such a large margin that it would take away from the benefits of having a large playerbase
>>121602936
You gotta be obnoxious about it
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD and all that.
>>121602620
>>121602620
>>121602831
A lot of people who don't want to shell out $40 at the start are more than willing to spend $5-$10 here and there. They're not smart enough to realize they'll pay more in the long run, but they will. It's absurd to think just because they won't pay $40 upfront that they're unwilling to pay at all. This is how F2P works
>>121602678
why is that false for LoL? every time a champ has no counters riot nerfs the shit out of them
>>121594194
Dude like bro just filter me like everyone else
>>121602312
Leave and go back to reddit?
>>121590483
have you ever had a dream about uh a..
>>121590348
that way they can add plenty of new classes and not include them in the original package. (which is practically confirmed that they won't be free)