European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire
NEXT: ???
LATER: ??? (bonus stream?)
STREAM 2: offline
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule: http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1: https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Stream 2: https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
>>385539410
S TIER
My Summer Car, Super Mario 64 70 star relay
COMFY IF YOU HAVE TIME TIER:
Dishonored, Illbleed, Hotline Miami, maybe Halo, Rayman Origins, Paper Mario, PewDiePie: Legend of the Brofist, Dustforce DX, Jedi Outcast, Archangel, Arx Fatalis, think people liked LA Noire despite being a terrible speedrun game, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, New Vegas, Harry Potter: Years 1-4 despite the obnoxious crowd, Resident Evil (Remake), Battletoads
COMFY IF YOU HAVE EXTREME AMOUNTS OF TIME TIER:
GTA San Andreas, GTA 4, Super Mario Galaxy,
I missed a lot of the late night stream 2 and the NES block after Friday and don't really think an actual tier list is proper
Fuck off.
Hoping for bonus stream
>>385540094
good lsit
>>385540101
t. Susan
>CAN'T EVEN BREAK $100K
I don't think this semen slurping event is for me
I'm glad they wont make a 100k. Charity is shit and actively trying to allow more "kids" to flow into our european countries
Little known fact about this run, May actually fucked Wallace and the rest of Elite Four members to gain her path to victory.
is that faggot susan still at this event? why hasn't he just gone home yet, nobody wants to be around some self important prick
we are reddit now
First time watching this. How's the autism compared to GDQ?
>>385540260
theres more semen slurping at trannies done quickly though
>>385540453
Speedrunning is speedrunning, you can't say it's only half
>>385540453
its like watching old GDQ 2013-2014. Awkward gamer humor and dabbing instead of people being afraid to scare their tranny overlords.
>>385540453
Only endearing and funny autism here, only one legitimate autist
>>385540439
nobody wants you shitting up the thread either
>>385540439
He says he only watched like 2 runs while there so I don't even know what the fuck he's doing.
why does everyone here hate susan?
>>385540453
i'd say probably less on average, but there are a few runners here who are probably more autistic than anything i've ever seen at a GDQ (punchy, the paper mario runner)
Reminder that if you side with nuggets you side with Chibi.
>>385540453
I've only seen one real autist, but I haven't watched a whole lot. That was on the Paper Mario run.
>>385540579
because he can't get over himself
>>385540565
put your trip back on so i can filter you
>>385540579
Because he's self-righteous prick.
>>385540579
He has the confidence of an alpha while being an omega bitch
Worst combination
>>385540532
/ourguys/
>>385540631
incorrect
I side with the person who handled the situation they find themselves in the best. Caveman handled it well. Susan did not. Especially after he came here and whined more about it afterwards.
>>385540662
LE SUSAN XD
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>385540579
cause we are reddit now and love forced memes
>>385540631
Chibi is /ourguy/ though
>>385540785
You can stop outing yourself as a newfag now. We get it.
>>385540879
says the guy that only wants to talk about a shitty forced meme that will die with this thread
>>385540879
>underage faggot tells others to stop acting like a newfag
>>385540785
seriously, FUCK OFF
your run would have been boring as fuck and forgotten by now if the nugget guy hadn't been there, it wasn't gonna be your "big break" you fucking faggot
One last AID, HUH
>>385540989
>that will die with this thread
seems unlikely
at the very least the next time Susan is on it will come back
see you next year
hopefully it remains comfy
>>385541138
as long as Proto stays the fuck away it should
>everyone who doesn't keep on forcing this meme is punchy xD
So whats the mystery game
>>385541041
im not him though
this meme is awful. you are awful.
>>385541138
Later, friendo.
>>385541138
Don't jinx it.
It was a great event. ;_; I like these guy so much
>>385541207
gone home
>>385541207
mellontoads
>>385541201
>stop having fun you're hurting my fee fees :(
>>385541182
The no fucks given organizer gives me hope that people like that will have no real influence.
>>385540094
You forgot the Ronald McDonald game
>>385541207
Mini golf with Maral
>>385541207
portal
Post yfw they're not gonna make it to 100k.
>>385541207
Baten Kaitos
>>385541246
whatever you say Susan
>>385540094
Why can't I find half of those on the Twitch channel?
>>385541041
>people actually think a person eating McNuggets fast on camera is "funny" and a "meme".
You really are 9 years old. Or maybe a really low IQ 17 year old.
who hyped for bonus stream here???
>>385540150
>>385541406
so this is the power of nu-/v/
woah..
>>385541446
Check leddit for links.
>>385541389
They already have it I guess. Because paypal fuck ups.
>>385541207
No One Lives Forever
>>385541446
go to the esa vod thread on ribbit
>>385541453
I think someone bitching over something as trivial as that is funny
>>385541501
Probably, but they won't be able to announce it at the end of the thing.
>>385541475
>implying that old-/v/ gives a fuck about the integrity of speedruns
the only point anyone used to watch these things was for the potential autistic sperg-outs
>>385541515
Man, i haven't played that since release, would love to see that.
someone link me the nuggets drama that happened on stream
OWNIT OWNIT OWNIT OWNIT
>>385541646
It's the Silent Hill run. just watch the vod for that and you'll get the gist of it.
>>385541610
It's a damn shame GOG can't release a new version of it and NOLF2. It's busted on anything higher than Windows XP.
>>385541646
https://www.twitch.
tv/videos/162565534?t=11h58m32s
>>385541041
>Unironically believing it's him
Seriously, is it autism?
>>385541646
can start like 25-30 mins in and watch to end
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/162565534?t=12h04m10s
Can May do it? Can she pleasure her way to victory!
>>385541739
>unironically believing he's serious
Is it autism?
>>385541453
you seriously sound like punchy now kek
>>385541739
not him, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's still lurking since he can't seem to let it go
>>385541207
Timesplitters 2
>>385541339
they wont, they made tranny jokes on fucking stream and everyone had fun about it. Proto girlboy will get triggered and then leave
>>385541812
Well, he does post here, so..
>>385541783
those eyes really put me off
good god people the silent hill shit is not worth your time, find meaning and purpose in your life please.
>people actually missed the geurge nugget drama of 2017
>>385541739
were you not here yesterday when punchy was in the thread with his trip bitching for HOURS?
>>385541764
yeah just skip the part where he started it and caused the whole thing to happen because it's not his fault :)
>>385541389
too bad nobody is anonymously donating 1000 dollars at a time
>>385541891
it's the right one - it's looking too far to the left
>>385541908
How is geurge so based, anon?
>>385541945
no one cares about sides you faggot
>>385541907
>projecting this hard
>>385541908
>caring about memes and leddit humour
no tnx
Oh shit, please choke.
>he doesn't have enough xspecials
kek
>>385541991
no one but succinct
>>385541983
Yeah, you're right. Filename should be derp or something similar
>>385541721
Yeah, blame the rights holders, whomever they are, the suspected rights holders are too lazy to check.
>ending the marathon over the estimate
like pottery
OVER ESTIMATE MERCY KILL IT NOW
This is it
>overestimate on the last run
Shaking my head
02:15
welp...
>>385541993
but you are totally gossiping like old jewish women about literally nothing
>Over estimate
What a way to end.
>>385541610
>>385541721
It's your lucky day.
nolfrevival dot tk
OVER ESTIMATE
wouldn't be ESA if the run wasn't over estimate
MERCYKILL IT NOW
Is this how the no-fun starts?
group hug /v/, its over
RATE
May did it! She pleasured all the champs and beat Elite Four and became a champion herself!
>>385542280
what happened this time?
>Couldn't even raise 100K
So much for those children.
>>385542280
RIP ESA
"Fingers himself"
>>385542313
3/10 okayy
>>385542163
And you're talking about a fucking speedrun of a Pokemon game. So we're both retarded.
>>385542312
Fuck off
>>385542280
What a fucking retard jesus.
>>385542280
RIP ESA
THE MEMES
IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE MEMES
qt Ladaur crying ;_;
>>385542280
Stop trying to push this shit faggot. Marathon alrady over
>>385541492
>>385541518
>Do this
>Find out everyone on r/speedrun just talks about speedrunning and none of the e-celeb drama
What a terrible place
>>385542432
they also wanted to go this year and nothing happened
>>385542280
They probably promised him a spot on the main stream next year
THAT UNIBROW IS DISGUSTING, ZOOM BACK OUT FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>385542189
noice, i'll check it outafter checking it for potential virus.
bye
holy shit what a unibrow
JUMPING JACKS CONFIRMED
terrible form!
is 2hu a bannable offense?
A day to remember
>ending it by bullying chibi
nice
CHIBI
>>385542525
alpha
>>385542280
So, no more girls (female) next year?
H E L L O
>>385542525
Thats one impressive brow
It's been a pleasure lads. I hope everyone is alive for gdq and esa winter.
This marathon was 6 days of drama free fun until you faggots started spamming on the very last day.
who are these two buttbuddies?
ESA winter
ESA WINTER HAPPENING
AGDQ BTFO
>>385542280
I can understand he's annoyed because he was trying to run and these memeing faggots made it all about them but he should have just let it go because it made him look like a bitch.
ESA Winter in February.
WINTER EU FELLOWS!
>>385542280
They probably just said stuff to just get him to shut up about it. It is less likely that fun is over at ESA when one of the organisers has been on twitter mocking the furry who was complaining about the donations.
>>385542669
one of them blew the fuck out of a gay furry, alright in my book
>ESA WINTER
>>385542280
This is where whatever sympathy i had for him died.
>ESA Winter
GDQ BTFO
>>385540576
Judging by how anal he seems, he was probably practising.
Winter ESA CONFIRMED to be no fun allowed
this was the last good one, lads.
Will Susan be back for ESA Winter?
>100% speech speedrun
>taking all these pauses
>not continuing to talk during audience applause
>not talking faster
>ESA Winter
>Want to keep ESA like this and build on it
GET FUCKED GDQ!
>>385542658
And those 6 other days were endlessly talking about trannies and GDQ. Was hoping it'd all be left in the GDQ threads but you niggers are obsessed. Fuck these threads.
>internet dies
>nod off on the couch
>wake up literally for the closing speech
End it
>ESA winter in a hotel
They are starting to devolve into GDQ
>>385542837
Taking bets on the final speech being over-estimate.
>GGS
where all the memes came from cause it was such a shit stream
>>385542280
Didn't he say it was his last time at ESA? Why does he give a fuck? What's wrong with that faggot? I can't believe people here defended him.
So ESA Winter will be smaller.
>>385542747
can we see that please?
>>385542835
i hope
Why do they all clap like children instead of normally?
Bonus stream when?
>>385542928
Susan just wants attention because no one cares about his runs.
>>385542928
It's just serg banter.
>>385542189
Thanks I really needed a Cryptominer/Ransomware program right now
>Winter ESA
>we'll be in a hotel
>we want it to be a smaller, more charity focused event
welp. that's its. expect them to start ending the fun now that they're starting to rake in more money
But why though
>>385542962
It supposes to be small from a production stand point, that is a first time attempt for spin-off after all.
>>385543012
Speedclapping. They're exploiting a glitch in their wrists to save frames while clapping.
>>385543012
Europe doesn't have clapping classes in school like America
bonus stream or else!
Take your bets on how many trannies will be at the next event.
Erdenal is anti SJW
Save the shillren!
>>385543082
simply an EPIC meme
>>385543131
is tekkie a tranny or who the fuck is that tool
>>385542978
tweet was deleted but I'm sure someone has a screen cap, was flipping the bird while holding a beer while some gay fur otter was bitching about nuggers.
Chubby goddess
>>385543131
is tekkie some sjw?
>>385542870
whats wrong with that nose
>>385543129
3, all from America with flights paid by the donations
Is this speech gonna come in under estimate??!!
>>385543195
>>385543214
GDQ white knight furfag
>>385543082
>someone in the thread says that hes a trap
>some anon immediately goes on twitter and messages that
jesus christ was this place always this pathetic
are they goin' overestimate on the speech too?
>>385542280
Who?
>>385543224
she didnt get the plastic one yet
>>385543289
t. susan
>>385543195
>>385543214
furryfag SJW who can barely break 40 viewers concurrent
>>385543082
dumb frogposter
>it's been a ride
I'm sure Maral has
these two seem completely out of touch with the event. expect no fun allowed soon.
>>385543082
BTFO
fat bitch was a shitty host
>>385543289
shouldn't your phone be on airplane mode already succinct
>I lead the tech team
Where's my fucking Dark Messiah run you cunt, your incompetence pulled the plug on that
This is not world record pace for this speech
Reminder the jewyama doesn't even go to GDQ events anymore
WHERE. IS. MARAL!?
I hope the speech goes overestimate
>>385543464
She about to get DP'd
>>385543373
Edenal defended his event against a white knight GDQ lover. Wouldn't call him out of touch.
>>385543483
>Banned.
Shoutout to the AMAZING setup crew
>>385543463
My one disappointment this whole event. It's too soon for me to replay the game.
>>385543347
>>385543457
upvoted
>>385543082
this is bullying
>>385543483
Lying next to me in bed, sorry haha
P A C
A
C
REDDIT BTFO!!!
She just has to be special and look the other way
>>385543535
>about to go over estimate on the closing speech
based Pac
OVER ESTIMATE
>>385543604
C-Can I watch?
OVERESTIMATE
>>385543617
she is translating for the deaf dude you blind mong
MERCY KILL THE HOSTS
>>385542189
That's one of a hack-job widescreen fix in that video, i'll probably stick to 4:3.
Overestimate again, great organization guys
so what percentage of all the runs went over estimate?
>Overestimate
I'm done with this shit
They're going overestimate. Why did they pick these two people to do this run?
>>385540094
Noice.
> even the closing speech is overtime
>>385543483
still havent tweeted since the nuggeting
>>385543507
It did
>>385543082
we did it reddit
CHAT SHOUT OUT
>chat has been good natured and fun
didn't read my comments apparently
>>385543853
I just remembered that fucking LUL was banned at GDQ
>>385543774
>open minded
anal confirmed
Twitch chat is garbage
>>385543871
Haha us channers amirite?
Someone cue the fucking Oscar music already
UNDER 100K
European people clap weird
>>385543917
monkaS
>>385543896
every girl loves a bit of anal, that's nothing special anon
wowo a personalized thank you!!!
AID
HUH
>>385543945
Lack of practice
>>385543082
>memesters don't understand the original nugget meme and try and re-enact it
>now people can't even get the susan part right
This is pathetic
What am I supposed to do without these threads
All this board is outside of here is console war shitposting
Three hundred thousand last year?
AID
HUH
GOOD GOD
AID?
now what's going on after this?
>we are gdq now
>>385544021
play vidyagames
>>385544032
we go back to /v/ and shitpost
>>385543917
In other news, water is wet
>>385543978
yes every girl is a slut nowadays, thats the problem.
>>385543920
Yeah, we're so evil and brutal haha
>300K TO UNDER 100K
>>385544032
Edenal is going to bring out a bound and gagged Uyama and beat him up live on stage.
>300k last year
>Less than 100k this year
What happened /v/?
>>385544032
NASA is still going
>when i grow up i want to be a painter
hahahahaha nigger shit kid will have to live his whole life off donations
>>385544032
Memes
>>385544015
Could be worse. You could speed run some game no one cares about to an empty room on stream 2, then come to /v/ and cry about it
CHOC-O-LATE
>>385543996
WHA-HAT IS IT GOOD FOR
there's no way they raised 300k last year, it was under 40k
>>385544094
The donations didn't get multiplied tenfold this year
>>385544021
Anime stream.
>All those Africans speaking fluid Swedish
Impressive.
>>385543978
every boy too
>>385544021
we got infected with drama cunts anyways
better to let it die a dignified death
AID, HUH
(good gosh)
>>385544167
they had the sextuple match
I'm going to miss these threads. ESA has been a blast this year.
>smuggling in our modern time barbarians
I want off this ride
>>385543774
SHE TWEETED
I'm alone again
Its down.
>>385544109
will we have a nasa thread?
MY LIFE SUCKS ANON YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!
>OFFLINE
;_;
>no mention of bonus stream
RIP
>guy was looking at his phone, didn't even watch the vid
F
>>385544094
>>385544090
>>385544025
they didn't even get close, idk what theyre talking about
>>385544256
I enjoyed it too. Take care until next time.
>that cut to them clapping with no audio for 5 seconds then going offline
PERFECT ENDING
wtf you guys promised a bonus stream
>tfw no more Susan memes until next year
D e e R F o r C e
>its over
see you all at GDQ threads I guess
How will I have fun now?
>>385543131
What "happened"?
Where's the bonus
ESA sucks, no fun allowed, used to be good
that was abrupt and shitty. should have ended the marathon with the people we liked watching, not the annoying charity nobody gives a shit about
D E E R F O R C E
Well it was fun. See you next mission /v/
I feel empty inside. Fuck my sad sad life. Just fucking kill me already
Remember when NASA thought they could compete with ESA?
>>385544264
I'm sure you did, Maral.
No bonus stream this year?
>>385544356
Goodbye dumb kumikoposter
>>385544323
hello reddit
>dumbshits actually thought there would be a bonus stream
No comfy bonus stream, what a surprise.
HOLY SHIT THE BONUS STREAM IS UP
120 SHINE RUN ON MARIO SUNSHINE
bye boys
So... what now? What now? Guys? ...Guys?
>>385544264
She just got finished congratulating the tech crew with sloppy blowjobs.
>>385544428
Wasn't there one last year? I thought ESA was still fun enough to have them.
we DEMAND a bonus stream
It's so silent here now
Guess there's no bonus stream this time around.
Still thank you fellow ESAnons for joining up for the wholesome week. Hope the threads won't grow much larger next time, this is optimal as is.
>people who think bonus streams start the second after marathon ends
>>385544414
>>385544445
They have to be out of the venue tomorrow, IIRC. So they likely need to hurry up on packing up.
I haven't seen a single italian runner through the whole week
>>385544025
>>385544094
>>385544090
American government multiplied the donations by 10 times that year IIRC.
>>385544094
>>385544090
>>385544025
Last year the donations were matched tenfold, this time they were only doubled.
So really, last year they got 30k this year they got 48.
Bonus stream where?
There's gonna be a bonus Watermelon Only stream, but it takes time to set up.
>>385544496
I'm going to read a new book. Wish me luck.
post ESA memes
WE'RE FINALLY FREE LADS
now we can play vidya, read books, shitpost in other threads, watch anime, go outside
THIS SHITTY MARATHON IS FINALLY OVER
FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAST
PRAISE GOD ALMIGHTY WE ARE FREE AT LAST
>>385544558
They can still have a runner or two play something while the rest start to pack up.
>>385544608
YOU JUST KNOW
>>385544608
ESA thread were comfy as usual
see you next year!
>>385544608
Flicky is a manlet whos getting all the pussy
>>385544608
>>385544608
>no nugget eating competition bonus stream
>>385544608
>>385544608
why does maral have that "oh fuck i've been caught" look on her face?
did elajjaz tell her not to talk to that guy with the chips?
>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Hilarious webms on /wsg/. I saw gaped asses on /gif/. Shitposts and anime that never ended on /v/. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to leave... 4chan.
So who is gonna make a NASA thread?
>>385544608
>>385544789
looks more like anger
Its offline?
so... we #JSRFHD marathon now?
www.twitch
.tv/NASA_Marathon
>no Maral and Souzee kiss
It was all a waste, lads.
Bye bye!
>>385544549
See you for winter ESA, Umaposter. Hopefully.
>>385544930
I'm sure there were a few off camera
>>385544834
It's not nasa dumbass it's a shitty online marathon called wewantjsrfhd streamed on nasas channel
>>385544591
They should have mentioned that.
>>385544930
bunch of little cocktease
Cant wait for GDQ threads
BONUS STREAM HERE
https://www.twitch
.tv/nasa_marathon
>>385544608
this was by far my favorite moment of ESA
>that tension
>that choking
>that sweat
>taking a break to drink some beer before trying again
>>385545029
mhm
>>385544919
i dont understand why that's called what it is, why its just a guy playing a game in such silenced you can hear every button press or why id watch it
When is the next marathon?
>>385544608
>>385545029
>met in person right before the run
>germanfag's gradual descent into depression
>>385545003
>WeWantJSRFHD
So where do I donate for this?
>>385544963
Oh definitely, and winter GDQ and any other venues that might happen, but I doubt there are any. See you then too anon.
>>385545136
ESA Winter is February
AGDQ is 2018 sometime?
>>385545121
>he's only ever watched marathons where the runners are gathered at the same venue
hownew.ru
>>385545029
I'm almost scared to watch this run.
YES M'LORD
We just witnessed peak ESA lads, it's all downhill from here.
>>385545289
It's an emotional rollercoaster.
>>385545289
its like watching a 2 hour episode of Nathan for You with no way to skip
>>385545369
You're all beautiful, lovely people, /v/. Yes.
>>385545369
You're a beautiful person
>>385545285
Its more the complete silence broken only by the ''POT'' sound of him pressing buttons and his absurdly bored voice that ruins it.
>>385544608
>>385545136
Probably something like
>AGDQ in January
>ESA in February
>NASA around May
>ESA/SGDQ around June or July
>>385545369
My favorite runner of the marathon. Him and his co-commentator were the perfect duo.
>>385545235
Agdq is in January, 16th or something
>>385545476
which run was it
>>385545523
REmake, m'lord.
>>385545029
what run was that?
>>385545459
Is also the Neptunia marathon in a few weeks.
>>385545476
YES
>>385545602
No one cares, MN9 runner.
it's gonna happen
just you wait for the bonus stream
>>385545602
Is that something /v/ will watch? I'm down for it if so but I'd feel like a sad cunt making dead threads for games I dislike
>>385545583
Paper Mario, it was on stream2 I think. It happened at the same time as the dark souls marathon so not everyone knew it happened.
>>385545583
Paper Mario with KalarMar
This was truly a great event. I thoroughly enjoyed it. My vacation has been pretty fucking empty and depression so esa helped a ton to bring some good laughs back. Thank you all for sharing this great time.
Yes m'lord. Looks like nuggets are back on the menu, boys.
And don't forget, fuck GDQ.
>>385545678
Someone asked about marathons and so I just added when another one was. I am probably not watching it myself.
>>385545602
Oh, I gotta see that.
>>385545749
>Looks like nuggets are back on the menu, boys.
You got me
Did adam_ak make an appearance?
No bonus stream?
>>385545716
it'll probably be pretty dead, I mean its speedrunning JRPG games
>>385545602
That is going to be one boring stream
>>385545716
It might get a a thread, though I can't imagine it will be fast (or even live long) unless the runners are overly autistic spergs or the couch/audience are doing meme shit.
Are the bonus stream on the main channel usually?
>>385545862
Keep an eye on the stream tomorrow but don't get your hopes up.
>no bonus stream
HMNNNN
>>385546032
>>385544769
>>385544657
>>385544762
That run was meme city.
>>385545862
The Bonus stream at any event never started directly after the marathon. If there will be one we'll know in a couple of hours maybe
>>385544608
>>385546153
Shame he didn't spew on the runner or die on stream, he looked close to both
>>385546153
The absolute madman who set off the chain of events that led to Susan's downfall.
>that feel when nobody recommends watching Monster Truck Madness despite our guy Naegleria meming on commentary the whole time about hidden monster truck tech
>>385543774
>70 Stars... 70 Players... 70 Viewers... 70 Dollars!
This was a really good event, it helps most people were really comfortable with each other and didnt seem being conditioned on their actions, just hope they get rid of the shitty guilt provoking ads on the next one, that shit was cancerous and had to mute and alt tab everytime it was on.
>>385546253
>>385546032
>oblivion.webm
>>385546331
For a second there I thought the fatty was pulling an Umaru.
>>385546331
if they didnt have the ads they wouldnt be allowed to have the event
>>385546331
Why was Suarez there?
>>385546306
I was phasing in and out of consciousness at that point but the commentary was funny
>>385546331
Don't see your point, the ads didn't bother me. Also Dave is a legend.
>>385546331
RYEDAWG GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY WIFE
>>385546331
Maral midriff and boobs, our god is a good god.
>>385546331
They're annoying yes, but it pays the bills.
Shame ESA barely gets a fraction of GDQ's audience.
Imagine how much money they could have made if everyone stayed at home and they donated the expenses like everyones flight costs and the venue.
>Anime got put on the projector and everyone left.
HAHA
>>385546642
Then you'd have a decent, but boring stream like degendash that no one donates to. Or even worse, that cringefest that was advertised at NASA.
>>385546618
I think it being smaller is a good thing if anything. GDQ's size is part of its downfall.
>>385546337
>>385546618
well they doubled their viewship this year so it ain't bad
BONUS STREAM IS UP
What was the best moment?
>>385546601
Speaking of midriff
>show up for round two
>something's blocking the belly
reeeeee
>>385546618
They still grew compared to last time.
More people donated too, but the donations weren't matched tenfold like last year.
>>385546897
>>385546859
WHERE
>>385546882
For me it was Susan getting buttblasted and btfo by shitty English announcer-chan and nuggets. He looked pretty close to unleashing an autistic screech there.
Laughed so fucking hard. Have to rewatch it soon
>>385547006
That was the comfiest run
Hypest was the 70 star relay
Funniest was LA NoireOverally Stream 2>Stream 1
The madman
>>385547167
nooo the baguette knight is a bronie now
>>385546882
Frenchfag's ceremony to become a Knight of the Baguette
>>385546882
had a good laugh at 4am
>>385547217
>nacho cheese doritos was on the announcer name line
I'm fucking dying
>>385547167
is the guy on the right the one from that brony meetup pic that gets reposted a lot
>>385546767
the McNuggie-man was a hero
>>385546959
I want to fuck the shit out of her in front of her boyfriend
She'd probably want it, you don't present yourself like that for thousands of people when you're just there to support your bf
>>385546882
>>385547273
>did I forget about steering wheel?
>>385547402
When you skeet you would have to yell "world record"
>>385547402
Maybe that's just her idea of looking good when you're going to an event
>>385547167
Must be getting soft because I'm actually happy for him
>>385547167
Who is that
>>385547216
He acknowledged the pony plushy ,by name, during his run. He was a brony all along.
Still a cool guy though, glad he got his ham and cheese.
is there even anything worth seeing on twitch right now?
>>385547101
>Overally Stream 2>Stream 1
I agree but tech difficulties (poor NV guy) and nuggygate brought it down some. The stream 2 meme went too far
Hey, how is the runner that look like a legitretardthat cheered for every single run and excel at playing Ecco?
I think I haven't seen him in like... 3 editions?
>>385547167
Is it even possible to be a brony without also being mentally ill?
>>385547790
It's a shame because the first nuggets thing was funny. The second was just an asshole fatass
>>385547790
nuggygate?
>>385547827
Uyama took Blueglass out back and shot him for being too positive and fun.
handy list of all runs with timestamps
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6ox7xm/esa_vod_thread_2017/
>>385546897
>>385546959
Hey face is like 300% makeup. It''s almost geisha level.
No Soezee x Maral kiss because under 100K
>>385547951
Come on man. He was just sitting there eating. Hardly the world-ending crime Susan hyped it up to be.
>>385547995
Her face, even.
>>385548058
I do think that if you're going to be doing something in the background you should have asked the runner if it was ok though.
>>385547951
They're friends apparently but it makes you wonder why he did it anyway after getting told no beforehand. Announcer was the one that escalated it though
>>385547956
I'm getting upstaged by a box of chicken nuggets
>>385547978
YES, that's it, blueglass. What happened to him? Like, seriously?
>>385547978
>>385548291
It's okay, we have based french asian now
tfw we will never know if the Dark Messiah run was good or not
>>385548156
Ya, but the stream is not the property of the current runner. It's up to the hosts of the event to decide how it will be run. And if they allow nugget eating then the runner should stfu and keep doing his job instead of throwing an autistic fit. It's a fucking video game, not really something worth getting so upset over.
>>385546153
>not mcclappin
>>385548291
Banned from the main room because he couldnt contain his autistic screeching. He magically became too busy to attend after that.
>>385548287
He told him it was okay over Twitter earlier.
The plans were already in motion by the time he realized they were serious.
>>385548439
It wasn't eating the nuggets that was the problem, it was what he was attempting to do by eating the nuggets
>>385548291
he moved for a job, didn't attend since then
>>385548584
>let him hijack your run
>force him to eat cold nuggies later
Hope I never find myself in that situation
>>385543214
>>385543195
He ran Silent Hill 2 at SGDQ this year. (AKA Bonesaw = censored on the couch run)
Turns out he's a tremendous faggot.
>>385547995
Don't look at the face
>no bonus stream
im sad
I can just imagine Punchy throwing an autistic fit in the back somewhere while everyone is having fun eating nuggies.
>>385549062
i-is it safe to go home yet?
>>385549114
Yes, it's safe now.
>>385540631
choosing sides is counter productive
>>385549106
Soezee can single handedly beat Succinct
I got home from the event safely guys! See you next time.
>>385549342
Later, Susan.
>>385549114
Doubt we have a choice if this bonus stream doesn't materialise
>>385549342
>>385549342
Lucky you. Swedes tend to have an explosive temper.
>>385549342
bye Kalamari
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U1Hq05ZAds
>>385549575
absolutely based
Reminder Smash the record is starting in less than 7 weeks
https://horaro.org/str2017/schedule
>>385549524
What? According to whom? I've seen Swedes being described as a lot of things but never that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ3tFPTUhAE
>>385549714
He meant "Swedes".
>>385549331
You think she could crush that melon?
>>385549880
I want her to crush my head with her thighs!
new thred when
>>385550021
word, we need a post esa/bonus stream prep thread
>>385549880
Best crazy girl
>>385549880
>>385549981
>>385550021
february 2018
>>385549575
wat for
and how come the current NASA isn't like this
>>385550102
>that hairstyle
So why are Europeans so mad about nuggets?
>>385550290
one european*
>>385550239
what current nasa? nasa was a couple of months ago and contradiction was ran again
>>385549692
Actually looks pretty nice. Looking forward to it.
>>385550415
https://www.twitch
.tv/nasa_marathon
>>385550415
They had the brilliant idea of starting a marathon during ESA.
>>385550415
>and contradiction was ran again
Was the perfect way to end the stream too.
>>385550490
Different marathon, they're just using the NASA channel.
>>385550490
that's not nasa, it's some marathon hosted on that channel
>>385550490
Not NASA. It's an online only meme marathon streamed on nasas channel
>>385550490
>nuggets
based runner
>>385550547
>Was the perfect way to end the stream too.
I know. I love Jenks
>>385550490
I fucking love nuggets
>>385550752
geurge go home
YES M'LORD
>>385550490
>La Mulana music and other altered sounds
>Transparent chicken nuggets in the foreground
>>385550752
>tfw no bonus
someone start a NASA/ESA post mortem thread/ bonus stream thread
>>385550490
wawawawawawa waaa
>>385550961
>bonus is just a bunch of drunk runners singing the Aid version of War
.......so like.....wheres the Get On My Level 2017 thread......
farewell /v/
>>385551305
Goodbye m'lord.
I miss it already
>>385550490
ayyy
>>385551072
AID, HUH