European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
NEXT: Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire
LATER: ??? (bonus stream?)
STREAM 2: Final Fantasy XIII
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule: http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1: https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon (embed) (embed) (embed)
Stream 2: https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad (embed) (embed) (embed)
we're all watching /ourguy/ Zelda, right?
ESA is shit.
>>385523921
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>>385524091
hi proto
>>385524106
>thinking proto doesn't like ESA
she's confirmed showing up next year. somebody post the tweet.
Have they said if there's a bonus stream this year? I doubt it since tomorrow I think is the last day they have the venue.
will we see a XV speedrun one day
>>385524251
no more Final Fantasy shit allowed
Arms-kun is cute! CUTE!
>>385524173
>she
>>385524142
>>385524151
Oh, ok. I was vaguely interested because it doesn't look like "boy band saves the world", it almost looks like a western game rather than something Japanese.
Never mind then.
Edenal, make a stand and ban trannies.
>>385524334
It's probably the most "boy band saves the world" game of the series after XV
Is MM still low energy no commentary?
>>385524506
Yes
a-are all the bullies gone yet?
>>385524491
I guess I made a mistake, it just looked kind of cool from the run.
>>385524541
i cant wait till this is over and you're forgotten
>>385524541
ANIME IS BAD AND SO ARE YOU
>>385524334
if you didnt play other ffs you wont notice the flawsthat are all present in all other ff games but they pretend to hide itso ill say go for it
>>385524334
>>385524491
The boys aren't really boy band type, but the girls could easily pass for a Girl group.
>>385524334
The main thing people don't like about it is that "it has a 20 hour tutorial", meaning that you're not allowed to utilize all the battle mechanics right off the bat.
Personally, I don't see it as a 20 hour tutorial so much as the game staying fresh with new mechanics and abilities being made available every couple hours. It's one of my favorite games.
Also it's "considered the worst in the series" by /v/ first and foremost, it's got decent reviews and a pretty large fanbase.
And the sequels improve on it massively, especially Lightning Returns.
>>385524491
sometimes, I forget that Versus XIII existed
>>385524334
Dude, if it looks interesting just try it.
What were your favorite runs?
Good intro bad outro
>>385524705
I really meant that style of Map game in general, where strange and inappropriate characters are fighting huge monsters for some reason.
>>385524334
Most people who shit on FF13 haven't played beyond the first hour or two and wholesale subscribed to memes instead.
If anybody tells you the game is more linear than other FFs or you just press autobattle to win, disregard their opinion immediately.
>>385524732
>Also it's "considered the worst in the series" by /v/ first and foremost
so these are all people from /v/
>>385524826
>You came to the wrong neighborhood motherclucker
What stream is the bonus stream on and when is it?
>>385525072
>>385524826
>>385524705
2 lesbians, just orphaned, dad, "hero" and a "bitch" to be precise
>>385524334
it's a walking simulator with long cutscenes interspersted with very light rpg mechanics and mostly automatic combat.
the "gameplay" is mind numbing for long hours, demands very little tactical thinking on the player and doesn't allow him for much exploration of game mechanics or the huge variety of spells and gear. Then occasionally you'll meet a challenge encounter where you'll have to wake up and actually look up how the game expects you to use your brain to beat it.
there isn't much to explore since it's locked corridors most of the way.
the Lightning (main character girl), Hope (token teen) and Fang (strong feminist cunt) characters are awful, Lightning being the worst protagonist of a game i've ever seen written. Sazh, Snow and others are ok. Vanille will keep you erect throughout.
musically and visually is one of the most amazing games i've seen. baffling how a team can be so good at some portions and so bad at making the interactive game part of it,
What were the worst runs?
I never played a FF but I get triggered by how over the top feminine Vanille is. Like her ridiculous run style and all. Is this just because I'm not used to eastern games? Do they all have stupid shit like that?
>>385524826
My summer car was alright
>>385525536
It's because you're a faggot.
>>385524826
I really liked that yump
>>385525585
I'm very much heterosexual.
>>385525536
Yes, being cute and very feminine in Japan is a thing for some girls.
>>385525619
>very much
Spoken like a true closet homo.
>>385525626
Oh it's stupid anime bullshit. Kawaii uguu moeshit. Got it.
>>385525446
>mostly automatic combat
I love this meme. The combat is a massive improvement over the standard braindead turn based ATB system of most previous FF games. It actually requires smart paradigm setups and well timed switches, especially for latter bosses.
>Then occasionally you'll meet a challenge encounter where you'll have to wake up and actually look up how the game expects you to use your brain to beat it.
So exactly like old FFs where you mash A through random encounters until you get to the boss that more often than not has a single gimmick you need to find out and exploit.
>>385525536
if by 'triggered' you mean 'gets my dick hard' then I get you buddy
>>385525738
It's not really anime bullshit, it's just Japanese cultural thing where being cute is just a thing where girls take it to with their behavior, sometimes seriously and sometimes by pure innocence.
Why is this a hard concept to grasp for you that different cultures exist? This was a thing before anime even was a proper thing in Japan.
>>385525820
It doesn't because it just makes me think that some creepy, greasy middle aged Japanese man spent long hours designing her. So nah. It's just weird.
>>385525750
>"I have only played FF6 and FF7"
>>385525938
If your reaction to seeing a hot chick is to think about greasy men then you might be homosexual
>>385525938
If you think about greasy middle aged men instead of cute characters then you got a problem.
Wait, you arent supposed to ride the blocks up?
>>385526004
Yeah except I've played every FF game besides 12 and 15. Beat most of them as a child. They're not exactly cerebral.
>>385524732
The main thing people don't like about it is that it fails in every single aspect that JRPGs are supposed to excel in. It's probably the worst real (non-joke) game I've played through from start to finish.
>>385526035
>hot chick
it's a cartoon
>>385526035
>>385526062
It does when the character is designed with pandering being such an obvious goal.
It breaks the immersion of the game.
for fuck's sake how do we not have a name on that blue haired semen demon yet???
>>385526141
>cartoon
It's a 3d model.
Do they get through the tutorial in less than 10 hours in FF13 speed runs? That's the fastest I can imagine them running through all those straight lines
>>385526035
>lightning
>hot
>>385526176
Oh boy we got an immersion faggot.
>>385525918
I see. Why are they so obsessed with cuteness?
>>385526227
>you in charge of reading comprehension
What is this thing again? It's been forver since I played MM and all the search results are about the faggy creepypasta.
>>385526176
Well, there's nothing immersive about any of the Final Fantasy games.
>>385526264
Why are americans obsessed with changing gender? It's just a cultural thing.
>>385526308
IF YOU HEAR ME FOH YOU SEE ME I GOT KING KONG INNA TRUNK
>Jar-o master
fucking yuros can't speak right
damn i didn't mean to die!!! hah just kidding tricked!!!
>>385526349
Actually true. People who felt like they were the wrong gender in other cultures would learn to suppress those feelings
>>385526264
I have no idea for the root cause of why Japan is so fucking cute-like, but that's the way it is and by now it's like a traditional thing. Just like religions stick to some regions and it affects the people and their norms. Just look at middle-east and how women behave there, they're not allowed to be cute and they don't act like it, save for maybe indoors in personal life which is something you don't get to see unless you marry one and make babies with her.
Japan has a mascot for EVERYTHING, and by everything I mean literally, they love cute things and think girls should be cute.
>>385526494
I bet crotchety old people don't think they should be cute
was that on purpose? because he was getting hit like every time he hit the boss. kinda embarrassing desu
Anything interesting happen since Titanfall?
>>385526593
Yes they do, watch some old Kurosawa films. Cute is being feminine and feminine is for women and Japan is very conservative about family values. Being cute is all about girls can be about if their looks allow it. There's this one voice actor who's 36 but looks like 18 easily and acts very cute-like always, has 2 children by now. That's the way they roll.
>not only playing a game for children but obsessing over it in such a way that you dedicate your life to it
>use that "talent" to collect money for an NGO that ferries africans to europe
>>385526494
Makes me happy I'm not a Japanese female. Would suck having all that pressure to conform to a certain ideal.
are those two in the back girls or girl(boys)?
Stream 2 is over
>>385526834
Eh, western women have to conform just as much. The ideal they go towards is just a bit less restrictive arguably.
The absolute mad man
i want to cum inside blue haired girl
>>385524826
Ballance, EggoMania and FAST Racing League runs were neat, all of those games seemed fucking horrible, but runners did good. I also liked Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, Cave Story and Mort the Chicken, obviously. End of blog
>>385527134
lest we forget
i want to be fucked by fat nuggets guy
>>385527678
Susan why are you sharing your naughty thoughts with us all of a sudden
>>385527778
>tfw missed the nugget drama but nobody make a summary of it
what happened?
>>385524826
I think Majora is a pretty memorable villain for someone who won't even speak.
I love her 2nd form in general and how the music is perfectly synched to start after she throws her meat whips in her final form. Very cool stuff. Awesome timing
>>385527886
watch silent hill vod
>tfw /v/eddit hates MAH BOI now
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>385526773
baguette knighting of the french guy running that wiiu game
>>385527886
Man ate nuggets during run, runner didn't want him to, still did it anyway.
>>385527886
Brit got outbantered by nuggets. So much for the much vaunted banter of the English.
>>385528032
When he came out as a attention whore that only the most pathetic faggots in here could relate to.
me on the left
chad needs to put ladaur in a headlock and teach her who's boss
Oh look it's Chad
Hi Chad
>>385527886
It wasn't really drama. Two of the runners had a bet that one of them couldn't eat 50 nuggets, so he tried while the other guy did the run. It was pretty fun.
Truly, an amazing pac
>be a chad
>run no games
>get to be on the couch
comfy couch :3
why's is the girl so cringe
Wait, Pokemon is the last game? I guess ESA is over then, it was a good run, i'mma play some vidyas.
I hope the last run is good.
>>385528232
She's cute
>>385528032
I still like him but he really should learn to handle unexpected events with more grace.
>>385527886
Announcer an audience heckled runner during his entire run, /v/ thinks he deserves it because he didn't act like a nu make and pretended he enjoyed being shat on.
>t-they're laughing w-with me, not AT me....!
I don't like this girl, she seems like a terrible host.
is that chad?
>>385528245
Here's hoping it goes better than HGSS at SGDQ
>worst girl for final couch session
fucking
>>385528245
Guardy is my pokefu
i like ryedwag
embodiment of irony
Need more of this canadian memer next year.
Banned
>>385528318
I don't like you but we're stuck with you
OOOOOOOOOOH SHIT
HE BANNED
>>385528352
To be fair, Keiz did a meme category. And he did well, the ending getting fucked was beyond his control. And it was still a good and entertaining run.
>I don't need you to suck my ass
>>385528232
All women are cringey whenever they open their mouths, especially about hobbies and doubly about nerd shit. I wish I could bash her skull in and any other female who attempts to invade our hobby.
What was everyones favorite run?
i made stupid meme
If you're not a virgin you shouldn't be allowed to be a speedrunner to be honest. Alk those girls should fuck off.
>>385528529
you cant even tell if thats a female
>>385528537
its not like the girls are speedrunners
M A R A L TUMMY
>>385528537
they're so normalfaggy and attention whorish I wish I Could pour gasoline on them and burn their faces off
AID
HUH
Good Gosh
>Run of the marathon was PewDiePie's shill game
Are these just a bunch of Euro memesters?
>>385528565
Shut up, Ladaur is a qt and 100% female!
Look who is getting banned live on stream
>>385528526
PewDiePie: Legend of the Brofist
>>385528032
The Freedom Planet guy?
I haven't been following up on these threads, what did he do?
>>385528526
Arx Fatalis or Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
comfiest comfies
>>385528457
I'm not a host so your opinion of me is irrelevant.
>>385528639
D A V E T H E M A D M A N
>>385528650
more like LARDER amirite
How can this little spanish boy already know how to edit videos like a cancerous e-celeb with those fast cuts? Is it that easy?
I know it's just a commercial and he didn't do anything but the ad is simulating a video the kid would make.
>>385528032
Nuggets can break even the best of men.
THESE FUCKING OH SO SRUS ADS on my fucking autistic videogame stream
FUCK OFF
Who was the niggercunt who appeared on the stream for a sec there?
>>385528783
U mad???
>tfw you will never motorboat maral
>>385528526
Mario 64
>>385528765
>Is it that easy?
actually you'd be surprised about how automated this stuff has become
>>385528878
Absolutely saddening!
>>385528878
Never ever
>>385528526
really liked all the GTA runs and illbleed was funny
>>385528683
He got memed hsrd by the audience and got really really mad he couldn't do his autistic commentary like he did in SGDQ so he vented on twitter and here kn a previous thread
Half the people sided with him and the other half sided with the hilarious memes
>>385528878
which girl is Maral? somebody post a picture
>>385528840
literally the meaning of LUDONARRATIVE DISSONANCE
as in, games are for fun, and ads are serious
she's probably already gone bros
>>385528983
All things in moderation my friend
>>385528998
>that bottom lip bite
DIAMONDS
>>385528526
GTA IV
Welp time for the 4CC.
>>385528998
she's high isn't she
Pokemon run by a guy named "epicdudeguy"
From the name alone I can tell he's /ourguy/
>>385528998
>promised on stream she was going to kiss Maral if they got to 100k
>suddenly donations jump 5k
>they forgot to keep reminding people of this and donations stopped
good potential but need marketing lessons from the Americans teebeeage
>>385528526
paper mario , silent hill, mario galaxy were some solid fun allowed meme gold
>>385528526
I enjoyed the My Summer Car run but i didn't see most of the favorites posted here.
>>385528783
D U A L I T Y
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>>385528526
paper mario but you really had to be there to understand why
>>385528526
MSC nigga.
There were several great runs, I can't even remember specifics.
Also the Mario Relay was pretty fun, even though it wasn't a "real" run
>>385528526
That Pewdiepie run was really fun. Its certainly going to be remember for years to come.
Did this even really fail to raise even 100k over the week? Even Vinesauce did more than that over a weekend.
Something is fucked up right? Sabotage by GDQ?
>>385529121
They can still reach 100k... right?
Would be sad if they stopped at 98k
>>385528189
Big muscle guy, ofc he is norwegian
I passed out and missed 90% of the KH2 run, was it good?
>>385529284
Some people got mad because it wasn't final mix but the run itself had some amazing commentary, the banter was pretty good
>>385529275
He's not he's English.
This is the last run. Been fun guys, see you in winter!
>>385529243
GDQ is a money laundering scheme you know
WHAT IS THE BONUS STREAM????????
>>385529243
No, people just don't want to save the children.
>>385529243
The events don't have the viewership and are too close to the GDQ events. People are burnt out from GDQ, don't have the time for another week long marathon, and likely blew their money putting it towards GDQ.
Are they in a school gymnasium ?
>>385529050
>>385529339
He had a Norwegian flag under him
>>385529398
yeah
speaking of which, did anyone do any greetings from germany donations? I wasnt really paying attention since they never had enough donations in the first place
>>385529358
Someone explain to me how laundering money trough donations works
>>385529243
People just don't know about it.
They should, though, because it's basically GDQ with fun allowed.
>>385529390
They should move their event to the week prior to GDQ.
>>385529398
They are at Fortnox Arena.
>>385529356
what's on winter?
>>385529491
did you not watch Breaking Bad?
>1000 dollar anonymous donations to themselves
>>385529457
i actually cant remember any
>>385529243
I'm glad it didn't because it's funding """child refugees""" like these fine gentlemen
>>385529514
I guess AGDQ but really who wants to see the poor man's ESA
>>385529243
protip: it's not a charity event
Nobody cares how much they raise. The organizers don't even care about the charity, they can change it at will. They don't even care about the views, though the ad revenue is nice so the ticket prices can be lower. It's an event for the attendees to showcase their runs to the other attendees. Everything else is bonus or used to pay for the event like ads and sponsorships.
>>385529494
I think they did do an event before GDQ once, but I could be wrong.
>>385529373
Seriously, saving children is nice and all but i'd pick doctors without borders over that any day, especially with those guilt tripping fucking ads, fuck that shit.
>>385529372
the same one if they do it. usually a couple hours after it ends
>>385529356
Take care, and stay cool.
>>385529546
I did but I don't remember anything about donations
It doesn't go to themselves though, it goes to those charities
Or are they in on it?
>>385529494
>>385529674
I think this is the first year that ESA is after SGDQ.
>"While this intermission is going on we've got some donations"
>Mute
>>385529372
apparently the event is open until monday, so people may organize extra stuff to watch
>>385529753
A decently sized cut of all donations goes to the big wigs insgead of charity.
>>385529860
Depends if they need to be out by Monday too or not
>>385529753
>I did but I don't remember anything about donations
when Walt first got his big break and wanted to launder money, they used the website Walt Jr set up to collect donations for his dad's cancer treatment. They made millions of dummy accounts that solely funneled 11 to 5 dollars at a time.
>it goes to those charities
it goes to them first, and then it "goes" to charities after they take their cut.
>>385529514
ESA is going to have a winter stream too.
>>385529894
I still don't get it.
The charity is donating to itself?
>lost donations
>>385529860
>bonus stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBbE3t6cLA
W O W
>>385529743
>implying I was cool to begin with
>>385529982
they take money that is gotten illegally through whatever drug money or tax evasion they do, they donate it it anonymously to a charity slowly, and that money becomes CLEAN money
Reminder Neptunia marathon is starting in 3 weeks
https://horaro.org/hdnmarathon/neptunia
Here we go
Fuck I can't decide between this and the cupif odds I watch the entire run
>>385529427
Yeah they were moving around on the couch he is a /v/ tard too he was doing signs and stuff earlier in the week.
>>385530098
>everyone hates the 7 hour RPG "speedruns"
>what if we make an entire event on just speedrunning 4 hour RPG
GENIUS
i don't know any of these characters after the originals
>>385530185
What cup?
>>385529951
>>385530090
So it really only works if those charities are in on it though?
AGDQ has that weird cancer awareness charity that I could see doing this, but SGDQ has MSF.
Is MSF helping criminals launder money?
>Speedrunning RS
>not Emerald
For what purpose?
>>385530068
Cool enough for me, man. I'm not picky.
>>385530350
no MSF is just helping crimnals in general, AGDQ is more suspicious desu since fucking cancer awareness is a pamphlet
>>385530341
the 4chan Summer cup, I wish they started this shit next week so I could watch both events
I feel unsafe
What is the point of "any%"? Is he doing glitches to skip gyms or what?
>>385530350
Tyey dkn't really care where it comes from as long as they get money.
>its almost over
>>385530350
>So it really only works if those charities are in on it though?
right, they need to run the charities themselves for this to work. Its actually pretty common theme in a criminal show for a charity to be run as a front for criminal activity.
>>385529243
of course they didn't some madmen matched all donations up to 45k
>>385530474
Any% just means anything goes. No restrictions.
If there are skips he WILL attempt them.
>>385530460
Umm sweetie
Where's the other 64 options?
FINALLY
>>385530728
It's only been 6 minutes.
If he didn't have a dry battery cart it'd be 6 minutes for every reset.
>>385530414
I'm a kissless, jobless, handheldless, sexless piece of shit loser. Im less cool than the gdq trannies
>>385530350
>MSF helps ISIS with medical care and smuggling operations among other things
>ISIS "donate" to them
>MSF keep helping
So I heard you like mudkips?
>>385530090
Not the dude you responded too but thank you very much much for explaining. i honestly was one those fucks that thought they Weren't really laundering money. Fuck GDQ
>>385530820
What did he try to do anyway? Get higher level?
>>385530820
at least he fucking got it, that abortion of an HGS/SS route took twenty minutes for the guy to give up and use a back up save
>>385530868
You don't even own a psp or NDS 3DS? Damn son
>>385530820
what was the glitch he was trying to do for?
>>385530350
>>385530446
>>385530494
>>385530515
Reminder that both PCF and MSF are top rated by charity watchdog organizations and have full transparency on what they do with their donations.
You can literally go and look up how much money the boss of PCF made last year, and how big of a percentage of the overall revenue it was. (They made around 6 million and she got 275k)
But of course all the charity watchdogs are in on the scam too and it's all a huge conspiracy.
>>385530952
>>385530983
Selecting Mudkip at the exact right frame to get the right nature/stats for it.
>>385530921
I mean, we can't say with 100% certainty they're laundering but all those anonymous 1000 dollar donations are extremely suspicious.
>>385530868
>Im less cool than the gdq trannies
Literally impossible, anon. Cheer up with miku.
>>385530868
>Im less cool than the gdq trannies
I-Impossible.
do the Pokemans after Red/yellow add any interesting mechanics or is it just new pokemans?
>>385530952
He tried to manipulate a specific mudkip with a defined set of stats and hidden stats
>>385530983
Not a glitch but wanting to get a specific statline and nature. It is based around selecting on the right frame and the dry battery gives the same seed every time.
>last run announcer is some literallywho cunt
>not maral reminding people that she'll show her brastrap at $100k
Those people don't know how to run a business.
>>385531098
they add new mechanics but none of them are interesting
>>385531098
Literally just new pokemon
>>385531098
new types, new moves double fights, just what I can think of spontanously
>>385530956
And then he had to use another backup save for Raikou.
>>385530981
I have 3ds, ps4 and a gaming pc
>>385531098
More optional/postgame content, double/triple/whatever battles, new pokemon with new moves/types, events.
>>385531143
it's supposed to be maral and the chubby swede. maral was like a half hour late though (probably recovering from miltent's dick in her butt last night) and i think she just doesn't give a fuck about announcing at this point
>>385531050
I think that some of the money is going to the charities of course, but there are retards who make big deals about their twenty dollar donations, and you're going to tell me there's HUNDREDS of 1000 anonymous no comment donations? Shit does not make sense fampai
>>385531076
Ty anime friend
>>385531237
So not handheldless after all!
>>385531247
>double/triple/whatever battles
this is that Final Fantasy shit combat system, right?
>>385531017
so what's a bottom tier charity then? Red Cross?
>>385531098
hold items
>>385531098
The last really big gameplay change was the physical/special split in gen 4
>>385531098
red/blue/yellow were just broken beyond belief.
any pokemon game after is better.
>>385531353
Red Cross has 3/4 stars and 77% transparency compared to MSF/PCF that both have 4/4 and 95+% transparency.
who else here /glad its over/?
i always feel obligated to watch these marathons and end up doing barely anything else during the week. its like an addiction.
WE'RE ALMOST FREE, LADS!
>>385531353
didn't red cross pocket all the donations received for the Haiti thing and not do shit?
>>385531098
>exp bars
>special split
>hold items
>new types
>physical/special split
>better PC
>natures
>genders
Its pointless to play gen 1 at this point
>>385531447
Sad it's over, glad I can play video games again.
>>385531315
I meant that no girl have held my hand
Can we all agree any charity that spends a significant amount of money on non-whites is shit?
>>385531237
>that feel when have a Wii U with all the worthwhile games pirated, a PS4 with lots of good exclusive games, and a gaming PCthat I only use for Valve and Blizzard games
>extremely ugly guy with unibrow on couch for final run
can we switch him out for the blue haired qt from the MM run??
>>385531508
except that uh, new pokemons are dumb
Oh, they met their donation goal. Neat.
what the fuck are they showing on the anime stream right now
>>385531526
>he actually plays video games
lmao what a nerd
>>385531447
It helps to fills the vast emptiness that is my life, unbearably sad it's almost over T B H my friend.
>>385531508
OG red/blue are shit but fire red/leaf green are god tier
>>385531602
They're the only good thing about Pokemon, besides Gen 7, those are shit.
>>385531628
>anime stream
wut
>>385531602
Maybe if you have shit taste
>>385531530
yeah but what are we going to do? it is what it is....
>Anonymous donated hundreds of thousands to GDQ
>can't even donate 1000 to ESA
I get that they're a US based hacking group, but cmon, show the rest of the world some respect too, we helped you kill scientology too you know.
>>385531598
Or ya know MARAL or, hell I'd settle for larder.at this point.
>>385531705
Pretty much, FRLG are such a huge upgrade there is no point on going back to the originals besides nostalgia
got any of those STRATS mah boi
>>385524826
Fucking San Andreas was 6 hours long but fucking great.
>>385531598
epicdudeguy is pretty hot so its fine
t. no homo
Why does this guy have grass on his head?
>May
>that music
Urge to start Pokemon Ruby again rising. I probably have dry battery though so maybe emulating emerald is a better choice.
>>385531558
I have wiiu emulator and finnished botw with 12fps. Did all the guardians, had a great time and enjoyed the game. I only have last of us, horizon and uncharted series on ps4, what else should I get? I'm playing pubg, started playing gigantic today (it's awesome) and am taking a pause from overwatch because of all the griefers + the stupid dive meta is boring
>>385531447
I watch only because of these threads. But this event and /v/'s shenanigans wasn't as fulfilling as gdq. Still alright though....
>>385531776
also makes less sense considering that Europe cares more about refugees
>>385531927
>that music
everyone shit on RSE because the OST consisted of trumpet sounds but it was always my favorite
>>385531927
play on your phone while in bed for maximum comfy
>genwunners
eww
>>385531728
Its twitch going back to its roots, its no longer a videogame centered streaming platform, they are doing a anime marathon right now, and currently they are streaming that loli nazi anime or w/e it is.
>>385531628
Man gets reincarnated as nazi loli and wages war against god while making orgasm faces.
>>385531892
Hiding pokemon.
>>385531558
>valve
>games
Maybe a long time ago
>>385532068
why did they kill justin.tv again
>>385531669
Life is so unbearably sad. I wish a meteor or satellite would land on me so my death would be so pathetic. Im not going to kill myself tho, I would let my family go through that
It's May's game for the finale. So post some May's while at it.
Just tiny amount is fine.
This is it boys
pokemon past gen1 is a fucking shitshow, full of retard pkemon
>>385532410
i know right? so happy to almost be FREEEEEEE
>>385532447
kiss yourself my friend.
What will I use as background noise when sleeping now so I don't have to think about my life and cry every night?
Went to bed after the Pandora's Tower run. Anything good since then?
>>385532146
Hah.
>fucking retard announcers never responding when runner talks to them
>>385532447
>Implying gen1 wasn't retarded too
>>385532375
Ever thought about actually trying to do something about it you self-loathing faggot?
>>385532556
So I'm not the only one who does that. I usually put on some overwatch stream or IRL stream when I go to bed.
>>385532375
>Im not going to kill myself tho, I would let my family go through that
I know that feel all to well my friend, been all to ready to end it for a while now but I can't do that to my family, I financially take care of them and not going to be a selfish POS and just up and end it, but Goddamn it's so hard not to sometimes.
>webm related, I want to be this happy one day.
>loved how you could go back to kanto in gold and silver
>beat ruby elite 4
>hyped to go back to johto and kanto
>there's fucking nothing
biggest dissapointment. i fucking hate gen 3 for not having that in it
>>385532794
I'm trying to get a job but no one wants me. I have decent job experience from working in grocerystores, sales etc.
>>385532556
try ASMR?
>all of these pathetic faggots ITT crying like babies that this shit marathon is over soon
jesus, just watch other twitch streams while shitposting in other 4chan threads. don't be little bitches just because after this the shitposting and the streams wont be connected.
>>385532556
Liquor?
>>385532968
>loved how you could go back to kanto in gold and silver
It was a nice touch but at the same time a lot of the stuff over there felt pretty half arsed(probably due to ROM space).
>>385532948
That actually made me feel pretty happy, thanks.
>>385532447
word
>>385532023
I agree, the music is amazing. Going to the Slateport first time was fantastic.
>>385532556
Funny, what makes me want to cry is waking up from my dreams, not laying on my bed at night.
Last night I had a dream I was 15 with my high school crush laying on top of me, with her head against my chest, while we held hands I just felt her body warmth and it was the happiest I've been in the last decade probably.
Then I woke up and remembered I'm just a lonely loser getting nowhere in life and that'll probably die alone.
>>385532401
Sorry, I can't post what I have here. It's filthy.
>>385533273
That run was gold
>forgot the fucking steering wheel
>>385533061
Not a fan, really.
>>385533172
I'd wake up in a ditch 5 years from now, bad genes.
>>385533385
I mean, that too, but opposite. Long term girlfriend broke up with me right before SGDQ and I keep waking up because of dreams of her with my replacement. SGDQ and ESA keeping me alive.
>>385533549
>Long term girlfriend broke up with me right before
what happened senpai?
>>385533385
This his hitting to close to home
>>385533385
>Then I woke up and remembered I'm just a lonely loser
>>385533549
How is it like to have a gf? What do you do together and stuff?
>>385533061
>start ASMR
>get one you really like
>she gets popular
>realize you will never ever meet
Don't fall for it.
>>385533893
>she
Why finish the ESA with a snoozefest game?
Why not a tense and fun experience?
The Mario run with like 70+ players was awesome, fun and tense.
Pokemon is fine for running but maybe at like 3am on a Wednesday
>>385533432
Then save up some not filthy ones.
>>385533893
who is it anon-kun
>>385533385
I was like that too, stop being a bitch and start working on getting better.
got a gf last december and things are going ok lately. Still a little depressed but not it's not crushing depression anymore.
>just want a comfy last run thread
>devolves into faggots trying to prove to each other which is more pathetic
alright you all fucking win, now shut the fuck up about how you'll die alone and never find true love, literally nobody cares.
>>385533017
Is that what improvement is to you, becoming a wage slave?
Make money doing something useful that you actually enjoy, it really isn't as hard as you might think.
And you should be striving to improve yourself physically and mentally too
>>385533167
but muh surrogate friends are leaving ;-;
>>385533981
its a speedrunning tradition to end all marathons with something extremely boring that nobody gives a shit about
>>385533981
Titanfall 2 or gta sa would be better as end game.
>>385534053
Yes m'lord. You're a beautiful person.
well, /v/?
>>385534141
actually i've been samefagging all of these threads using an IP switcher. it's just been you and me the whole time and i'm not your friend.
>>385534053
Trying getting comfy instead of being so tense and angry
any news on bonus stream?
>>385534286
>expected
comfy, fun
>got
ResidentSleeper
>>385534035ppomo
>>385534286
>>385534345
not gonna happen
>>385534416
>>385534369
My man I know how you feel
>>385534056
But I need a job to make money. I can't make a game I would ever be satisfies with because I don't know how to code or draw characters or design anything.
>>385534369
>>385534527
>his only interest is video games
Forget it just blow your brains out instead
>>385534527
If you can't, then how about learning it? Nearly noone does something without practice/learning.
>>385534527
>how to code or draw characters or design anything.
time to learn bud
it's gonna suck at first, but you'll learn to get used to learning and eventually come up with something interesting
>>385534775
Not bad, not bad but it needs to have our queen Maral on the left.
whats the ESA ending theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
>>385533893
>watch ASMR Darling
>Shit's relaxing as fuck
>Find out she's getting railed nonstop by a dude who wears makeup and has drawn on eyebrows
Completely ruined it for me.
>>385524826
GTA Vice City
Super Mario Galaxy 120
My Summer Car
>>385534192
Something nail biting, something to get the stream viewers excited, something to get the audience behind the runner excited...
SGDQ ended with fucking "Mother", and now ESA with Pokemon? The crowd occasionaly clap (when they're told to because nothing seems exciting or impressive)
>>385534145
I don't like it no sir. It's ending a fun and entertaining week on a fart...
>>385534926
>Super Mario Galaxy 120
wasnt that the run where they were fucking around with donation incentives and singing spongebob songs?
post pokeporn
>>385524826
The Silent Hill run had an bitter, angry, passive aggresive beta whose boring run was totally upstaged by a fat man who ate like 100+ nuggets behind him.
It was entertaining to watch him get more and more angry.
>>385534896
Why did this cancer video become the go-to Komm Susser Tod? Why can't people make a video of the song and not "le depressed tumblr fee fees" edition
>>385534514
>>385533672
We had some issues, instead of wanting to resolve them she just found someone else, cheated and left.
>>385533850
It's comfy. Nothing beats waking up to see someone you love next to you. Played video games, went outside, ate outside together. Just whatever we felt like doing, did it all together. 10/10 would recommend but getting over it once it ends is terrible.
>>385535082
This, why hasn't anyone posted anything yet?
>>385524826
It says a lot about this event when most people likes the run the most were people was just screwing around because the game was so bad or they playing a Twitch streamer meme game and just goofing around.
bikes go FAST
>>385535078
yes
>>385535339
MACH SPEED
>>385535078
It was a fucking entertaining run for such a long lasting game
>>385535334
Yeah that never happens with any GDQ event
>>385535238
This is a blue board, no porn allowed!
>>385535334
man what kind of fucking sentence is this?
Why is May/Sapphire best pokegirl?
FUN DETECTED. DEPLOYING GDQ SUPPRESSION SQUAD.
>>385535664
a very poorly constructed one
>>385535334
>>385534896
Was on the radio during vice city run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
>double slap
>hits 5 times
>>385535734
>His buddy has to take over
Man, that must be embarrassing.
>>385533061
>ASMR
what is that?
>>385535543
goood
>>385535734
Literally one fucking job.
>>385536020
something only people with sound cancelling headphones can enjoy
>>385536020
you know when you're in class and there's this girl with a voice that gets your dick hard? like that except its on youtube
>>385536020
a meme
>>385533549
Tonight is the last night before gf moves out of state, we're breaking up. I just got back from moving her out of her place.
>esa ends
>so does relationship
There's another comfy marathon, r-right /v/?
>>385524826
I liked the shorter games better like for example Super Mario Land 2 or DustforceDX, but there were some long games that were enjoyable thanks to commentary. Also the Mario64 relay race was fun to watch even though it was a chokefest
>>385536357
Nice blog post normie, now get out.
>>385536361
>even though it was a chokefest
I thought that was what made it fun, the anticipation of if they were going to nail their trick or choke hard
>>385536357
fuck off nobody cares
>>385536045
I have open back headphones :c
>>385536532
Sapphire was such a qt in Pokemon Special
>>385536532
Ugly outfit.
>>385535549
How dare she play with her trainer's heart like that!
>>385536357
That made me feel. I've never had a gf but I've heard it's such an awesome experience. I like watching TimTheTatMan, he's a pretty funny guy that cheers me up
>>385536761
Best girl, but the others aren't far behind her, like Yellow.
Good taste anon.
>>385536949
>I've never had a gf but I've heard it's such an awesome experience
feel like shit after eating a lot of oreos for breakfast
>>385537198
>oreos
disgusting
>>385537198
That's why you eat Oreo cereal, you dingus.
>>385537198
>oreos for breakfast
anon what the fuck
>>385536491
>>385536629
It's okay to be lonely anons.
>>385537302
normally i skip breakfast so i didn't think about it
>>385537274
>Americans eat cookies as cereal
>>385537198
>tfw avocado, peanut butter, seeds and honey for breakfast
Where did it go wrong USA ???
>>385537198
America: The Post
>>385537489
the only good avocado is found in guacamole
>>385537274
You're better off with the real deal. Oreo cereal tastes like manufactured ass.
>>385537373
Are you going to pretend that most countries cereals are not just cookie bombs in disguise?
>>385537490
blonde on left is kinda ew. something of maral + soezee would be better
>>385537678
and how does manufactured ass taste? Inb4 recursion.
>>385537198
>completely alone at home
>sister hasn't been home in days
>today is the day to stuff myself
>order two huge hamburgers
>arrive after one hour
>sister comes in as I eat the first and eats the second
>no more money to order more
THIS WAS MY DAY DAMMIT
>>385537678
Do they still make it? I was joking because I thought it was long gone.
>>385537728
at least there are 0 testicles in that bottom picture.
>>385537712
honestly I think cereal in general is pretty bad I just think its funny some companies have mini cookies as cereal
>>385537728
>>385537907
>my summer liar
ohboy that looks like some danke memes, how did the crowd react?
>>385537767
Its seriously a terrible tasting cereal. It claims to taste like the cookie but it doesn't and leaves a terrible after taste in your mouth.
>>385537806
I don't think so.
>>385537490
the men in the to frame actually play games
the roasties on the bottom dont give a shit about games
>>385537992
>liar
?
>>385537803
Make her repay you. Preferably with sexual deeds.
>>385538031
sorry can't read the font at that resized resolution
>>385535139
Cause the one that showed scenes from the show got deleted
>>385537806
They brought it back last month.
>>385537907
gdq actually has girls
>>385537992
it was my summer car, and the crowd/thread lost their shit
>>385537803
you could've asked her to pay for itin sexual favors
>>385538027
I prefer watching gamers play games and women do pre/post-game talks rather than watching trannies play games terribly and then try to meme in post game talks.
>>385537992
It's like 30 seconds in
https://www twitch tv/videos/162001393?t=01h19m28s
>>385537803
Fuck your sister, anon
>>385538191
the girl runners were fine during the Mario 64 run, I just hate trannies because they make the entire stream into their safe space
>make every runner uncomfortable to even open their mouth
>twitch chat is set to emote mode
>90% of the emotes are banned because they're sexist or racist
can yellow shirt guy just pass his mic off to pac ffs
>literally called a speedrun
>all runs take 2+ hours
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>385538150
>take giant fart
>imma just wave my shirt around a bit
>no way anyone will notice now
>guy on the left about to throw up all over the place
>gets banned for not appreciating the female "scent"
>>385537803
Where the fuck can you have hamburgers delivered home
>>385538436
America? even McDonalds has delivery now you know
>>385538286
The same run where it took one of the girls five minutes to catch Mips? Shit was not fine.
What a fucking coward.
>>385538338
>beat a 20 hour game in 2 hours
>not speedy
Really makes me ponder
>>385538150
monkaS
>>385538509
nurse would've been the easy pick
>>385538494
Those fuck ups were accounted for. That fucking furry killed the run and fucked it up for everyone after him.
>>385538150
I'd bet you my left nut this guy later became ftm
>runner is paranoid about being found out as a pedo
the only guy who could be that paranoid probably has 3TB of pokemon porn on his HDD at home. truly /our guy/
>>385538027
Nice try but Maral used to play Bemani games, which is more hardcore than 99% of /v/.
Runner said he likes Olivia most, but what did the other guy say? I missed it.
>>385538668
jokes on you I dont even play games
>>385538481
Can only imagining it tasting like crap
Burgers don't lend themselves to delivery very well
Fries are even worse
>>385538591
Last guy should've played better, the ideal move is to not get hit at all
>>385538741
would you pay extra for a guy to come to your house, cook you burgers there and thenplay video games with you?
What happened with SuccinctAndPunchy's run? He's really upset on Twitter.
>>385538908
was he the nugget guy?
>>385538908
Announced his transition at the end of his run. Her name is Susan now
>>385538908
nuggets happened
>>385538908
>>385538908
Just watch it, man. It's worth the time to see him autistically implode on stream.
>>385538771
>>385538591
the furry definitely fucked up bad, but i'm also pissed at the legit runner who fucked around too much in the final bowser level trying to do the cool strats. he tried it like two or three times, if he'd just done it the safe way the first time, the run would have still been underestimate
>>385538908
Is he STILL mad?
oh god not this fucking succinct shit again.
NOTHING HAPPENED. STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
>>385539071
He was born mad
>>385539020
link with timestamp
>tfw there's a fucking light jazz band on the corner outside of my apartment that won't shut the fuck up
I just want to watch the fucking run
>>385539212
Hey Susan want some chicken nuggets?
>>385539212
>STOP TALKING ABOUT ME PLEASE! NUGGETS ARE NOT FUNNY
>>385539248
How do you fuck light?
May's game is over soon, sadness. Why is no one posting posts with May images accompanied to them?
Now's the last time.
Missed almost everything this week, which runs should i watch?
>>385538908
Is he still fucking bitching?
>>385539351
they've been playing for almost two hours
this is hell
are they donation matching past 90K now?
>>385539365
>implying i'd waste hard drive space on worst girl
why do you guys call him Susan? is he transitioning?
It breaks my heart a little seeing how little money they rallied. How much did the tranny event rally?
>pokemon is the big sendoff game
>>385539446
no. Donations were matched till 45k so everything >90k is not matched
>>385539485
yep
>>385539518
1.75 million
>>385539434
Are you in New Orleans or something? You can pay them to stop playing.
>>385539430
Yes.
forced meme are absolutely the worse
fucking reddittier humor
>>385539518
wrong. money is what ruins these things. It's good that they raised a respectable amount but not enough to make them go full jewyama
>>385539485
Yeah. They were making fun of him for it during the entire run
>>385539582
hi susan
kek
>>385539608
>fun of him for it during the entire run
kek were they really? did the tranny defense force on twitter get triggered?
>>385539687
Wasting food is a sin.
>>385539687
HOLY SHIT
>>385539687
I'd be glad to get free nuggets.
>>385539760
its like 20 nuggets for 5 dollars
>>385539586
>money is what ruins these things
But still. It's like a reward for their skills. I enjoyed this event a lot, something that I cannot say about the last four GDQ. A lot of people will mock them, when they are the good ones
>>385539861
Wasting money is also a sin.
>>385539582
At least put on your trip Susan
>>385539687
Honestly, my biggest complaint of ESA is that they fucked up the 4:3 aspect ratio and never bothered fixing it, shit is triggering.
>>385539687
>/v/ thinks this is funny
Is this some twisted payback for when you were ullied as a kid?
>>385539696
if you're looking for drama why not just buy a tabloid or something
>>385536357
fuck man, I know that feeling.
>had a gf back in 2010
>she was incredible, I knew she was the one
>8 months later she had to move cause her dad was in the military and had to relocate.
>I was just going to enter college and was completely broken so I couldn't marry her
>no other option than breaking up.
>7 years later I still haven't found someone even half of what she was.
I fucked up good ;_;
>>385539849
Not when you're Susan and everything about nuggets makes you screech autistically.
>both guys from first run are here up front for the finale
it's like poetry
>>385540006
>waste money when you can get it for free right here
>>385540004
put your trip back on Susan
>>385540047
Thanks for your service.
>>385540006
tabloids dont have SALT
>>385539696
/v/ is just fucking with you.
Seems like someone brought food to his run and he asked them to not eat it during his run. People ate nontheless, Succinct got pissed of it. The cam in the room was also adjusted to show the eating audience what, in turn, pissed off succinct again. To top it all of there were donations to the runner but the announcer couldn't say succinct correctly, pissing off succinct even more. This went further by giving him names like Susan through donations etc.
>>385539962
Little known fact about this run, May actually fucked Wallace and the rest of Elite Four members to gain her path to victory.
>>385540283
So everybody wins. That's a nice ending.
>>385539687
I felt bad during the run, but that's just funny.
>>385540452
As it should be.
>>385538994
cute as FUCK
Are there any timed vods of the games?