European Speedrunner Assembly
NOW: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Harder
NEXT: Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos
THEN: LA Noire
STREAM 2: Tomb Raider III
https://horaro.org/esa/2017-one
Schedule : http://www.esamarathon.com/schedule
Stream 1 : https://www.twitch
.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2 : https://www.twitch
.tv/geekygoonsquad
First for juicy j
joe killed an intern
>ESA's JK2 run has been miles better than SGDQ's so far
Americans, how does it feel to be so cucked?
>>385028683
You say no to drugs, Juicy J can't
>>385028683
you say no to drugs........
Nth for FAST
daily remainder, autism can pay for everything
>>>/wsg/1793072
in other news: I fucking hated this map in Jedi 2
HRVATSKA! We've got the whole country watching this. All 30 of us.
>>385028667
Helps not having cut scenes or cinematic moments that you can't skip every 5 min.
>>385028807
>he's not watching Laura Croft 3
I hate this fucking Gen Z of youngsters
>>385028758
I hated the sgdq runner, he was annoying
>>385028758
its over, we have the memes
There's only a few games I don't mind missing from here to tuesday night
>>385028917
I'm 21. Imma millennial
What "Interesting stuff" is he talking about?
Watching Stream 2, btw.
>>385028949
SGDQ had the memes, ESA has the technique
>>385028807
i don't know how to feel about this
>>385028949
TAKE A BATH!
>Lara croft runner is not going to accomplish the donation goal
calle calle
>>385028949
>3 guys less rowdy than covertmuffin's one man show
How will ESA ever recover?
>>385029117
Calle calle!
wow, a whole dollar
>>385029030
But GDQ bans the memes.
>fight aliens inside UFO
it's been a lot longer than i thought since i've played Tomb Raider 3
>>385029117
calle
CHOOOOOOOOOOKE
>>385029117
>2017
>not getting cutlery in your legacy captcha
Is the L. A. Noire run going to be kino?
>>385029117
calle arret
>>385029390
As if.
anyone got a pic of this Susie girl that's hopefully gonna be on cam later? She sounds cute as fuck
>>385029117
>tfw had to switch to legacy because i got literally 50 captcha in a row about street signs that wouldnt complete
>>385029410
>L.A. Noire
>not contradiction
No.
>>385029410
>You fuck young boys, Valdez?
If it's the PS3 version, absolutely.
>>385029537
yeah. here she is with her gf
>>385029574
What about it?
Fast saber style for life
>>385029676
You probably think all those cuck donations are funny, too, eh?
>shoutout to muffin
Our guy
>>385029676
The fuck are those things?
>>385029698
That case is only on the PS3 version.
>>385028758
>he said when two esa runners had to mercy kill their own runs
Banter
>>385029783
americans
>>385029720
Share the love like I share my wife was gold
>>385029676
man I just noticed after this .webm getting posted a billion times. the (wo)man with the purple hair is pulling around the blonde (wo)man's head around to force the kiss.
>>385029783
We call them americans.
>>385029812
Never heard about that. Exclusive content or was it censored?
>>385029783
Cute girls (male)
>>385029783
girls (female)((male))
COMFY
>jk2 run
>but TR run is super comfy right now
One of these days ill have to clone myself.
haha trannies reeeeee
>>385029880
the saudi with his 7 wives too
>>385029749
>>385029834
Bull fucking shite you dumb American
>>385029964
kek forgot about that
>>385029886
i think so
>>385029891
Exclusive. Called "The Consul's Car". I believe it's because L.A. Noire was originally exclusive at reveal but was multiplat at launch, so R* tried to make it up to Sony by giving them some content.
>tr3 at same time as jedi knight 2
FUCK I CANT FOCUS ON BOTH
>>385030074
That mission is also on PC, don't know about 360.
>>385028758
Please don't associate GDQ with america. That shit is an abomination. ESA is great though.
>>385029537
American here
I'm comfy as fuck and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>385030432
cute
>>385030432
you forgot the part where she got fat
they are thirsty for donations if you wanna meme it up now is the time
>>385030326
Just checked -- you can get it on all platforms now via the "complete edition" of the game. I only ever had 360 launch ver +DLC, so I never got to play it.
At launch it was PS3-only, apparently.
>>385030387
>don't associate with gdq please
>hosts of esa mention gdq multiple times
>>385030434
Don't get too comfy lad, expect me
>>385030004
Wind waker run, both runners gave up
E A R T H G I R L
S P A C E M A N
>>385030591
>>don't associate with gdq please
That's not what he said. Re-read his post.
>>385030683
Yeah ok, you fucking burger. try again
M I L K M A N
>>385030509
Last year she was still good
Is an Warcraft III going to be an Kino?
Do you think he has an erection right now? Here breasts are bout to be pressing against his head at a few points.
>>385030802
eh, getting chunky
>>385030778
b-but it really did happen, anon
calm down, sir
>>385030837
What are you referring to? For research porpoises
>this run
pretty fast
ayy i made it for Jedi Outcast
>>385030865
No it didn't
>>385030859
is she pretty
>>385030913
Stream 2
>Trick only works on some computers
PC speedrunning, not even once
>>385030913
tomb raider run right now
wait a second.. where are all the tranny freaks? Based on GDQ i thought that 90% of runners were trannies.
GDQ will NEVER EVER have a schedule as good as this
>>385031067
in america
>>385031067
apparently its only a problem in America. Not a damn tranny has been on cam at ESA from what I've watched.
Even the Tetris run earlier didnt have a tranny in sight.
Lmao stream 2 is filmed in a fucking bathroom
>>385031067
They are banned
>tfw no gf
>>385031067
ONLY IN AMERICA
Banter btw
TAKE A BATH
PFFHAHAHAHAHA
These guys are fun
not as good as covert_muffin/10
>>385030802
damn son, why is she wearing those "fuck me in the pussy, raw" heels?
what are some games with ancient/alien cities buried underground? like dead space 3 and tomb raider 3
it's my favorite thing
>>385031107
There's been a total of 2 games I wanted to watch at the SGDQ, GDQ has about a dozen. Must be Americans' shit taste in vidya.
>>385031180
>can only play video games on camera
attention whore; as expected of a tranny
GDQ run was better/10
>>385031339
What?
esa doesn't have trannies....
....but they do have Abu Bassam Hussein Al-Hamam making sure the event is Halal.
>>385031286
>>385031384
still the most fun game to watch
>>385031107
>Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
OOOOOH SHITI'll be asleep
>>385031312
Resident Evil 5.
I preferred that run, GDQ's was a little memey and sugar rushy for me
Rayman 2 in 10 minutes
>>385031384
It was but this was decent too. Would have appreciate it more if I hadn't seen them so close together
>>385031107
>Harry Potter and the philosophers stone
I am so hype
So are the runners going to be smashed as hell during the My Summer Car race?
Who was faster?
>>385031480
maybe if it was German vs. Finn but it's Brit vs. France
>wc3
interesting, will it be shit?
>>385031408
think he meant esa
>>385031480
I wish the runners were finnish desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZhwagxWzOc
Deep deep deep?
>>385031408
s/GDQ/ESA/
>>385031556
it'll be very specific build orders
>>385031464
how was the rayman 1 run 10 hours ago? I was at work
>>385031556
Yes, the run will be true to the game
Why do they have 2 streams?
>>385031464
20 minutes
I don't like this. These runners are doing something strange with their faces and they have weird spasms. What is going on? This confuses and enrages me!
>>385031556
>>385030821
30 minute defense mission kino
>>385031457
>little memey and sugar rushy for me
Low test as fuck, I bet you disliked the Pewdiepie run too
Why does esa use american dollars?
>>385031707
makes the money laundering easier
>>385031707
Because Americans are the only people stupid enough to donate to charity.
>>385031571
they'd probably spend the whole run memeing at each other in their own language
Glad you could make it Uther soon
>superhot is being run by an SJW
I guess I'll just watch stream 2 then switch back for GTA
Has anyone informed /pol/ this event is happening?
We need someone to stop the human trafficking
Warcraft time!
>>385031707
Europeans know that charity organisations are scams, the donations are targeted toward Americans
do they play esa at esa
>>385031768
This does not make any sense
>save abuse in a speedrun
niggers
>>385031890
>>385031820
And that's why the americans have donated the least to this event right?
>>385031870
We're on /pol/ right now
>these ads
Hard to watch, very sad
How the fuck do you block Twitch ads these days? Do I need to firebomb the Twitch headquarters?
Maybe niggers should stop fucking so much so their kids didnt starve
>Where children fled their homes
>Shows 1 child and a fuck load of adults
woman = /v/
dog = /pol/
cookie = quality videogame-based entertainment
>>385032027
It's not an ad, they're streaming the commercial
>>385032027
These aren't twitch ads
>Children
Cautious hype, haven't watched an RTS speedrun before
>>385032098
Not what I was talking about. I'm talking Twitch ads.
Glad you could make it, Uther.
>>385032076
dogs die from chocolate.
It's time.
is this dota
>L.A. Noire Traffic Desk is being run by the WR holder
neat
>>385032168
Ublock Origin no longer blocks Twitch ads. And so I've been subject to seeing these ads. And it's making me want to go out and strangle a hooker to get the frustration out. Because they hit this nerve. And I now have a migraine.
>>385032168
Just use ublock then, my man
Work. Work. Work.
Fucking hell, this dub is awful.
>game is in german
FUCK these krauts
>no english
fuck this shit
>speaks english extremly well
>plays in german
ayyy
>timed defensive mission where you have to keep your base alive against waves of enemy for 30 minutes
>AUTO
>FUCKING
>SCROLLER
STOP MISUSING THIS TERM REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That Tomb Raider run was pretty fun.
>>385032258
i just use streamlink twitch gui these days, mainly because vlc uses way less cpu and memory and also volume hotkeys. Also impossible for twitch to show ads there.
>Speedrun
>It's just like watching esports
Ok
>>385032168
Watch it with an external player instead of on twitch.tv
>>385032461
>they're gonna try skipping it
Is the estimate accounting for that? If not and he misses it, they're going right over
This is giving me a headache, how do people do micro like this?
>Guy just clicking randomly everywhere constantly to make it look like he's muh pr0 gaming mikro 5000 APM!!!
>stream overlay takes 50% of the area
>game hud takes 30% of game area
>>385031890
Banter
>Killing kids after saving the kids ad
Why does this look like dota?
>>385032174
>Gladen ye coulden maken eiten Utheren
>>385032856
It's a custom dota map
>>385032710
this is rts, you retard
>>385032813
Ein solider plan.
>>385032461
You can do it in under 30 minutes if you destroy every enemy unit and building. They can do it in ~20min
>Uther: We will gas the orcs like we gassed the jews 70 years ago!
>Arthas: Don't you know that the holocaust never happened, Uther?
I know no one understands it because it's in German, but is this really okay in a game?
>>385032856
really activates my almonds
>>385032710
>vagina is less than an inch from the anus
>>385032653
>implying they can't just save scum a PC game
Guys donate now theyll read everything
>>385032856
WC3 ripped of DOTA 2's gameplay and style
because making original games is too hard
"Exciting story". Yeah, it's just a fantasy rehash of the SC story.
>>385032698
you just got btfo
>>385032698
He just explained why
>>385032971
except Arthas felt corrupted
Kerrigan felt like scifi shenanigans
>>385033017
>>385033007
What did he say?
>>385032904
Not a very good one 2bh
>>385033017
What was the explanation? I missed it.
>>385032698
Called the fuck out
>>385032939
it was a different time
>>385033065
>>385033090
He has to keep clicking to override the shitty AI pathfinding
>>385033065
"The reason I'm spamclicking everywhere isn't because I wanna be the APM master or something, it's that the AI in this game is really bad and will mess up its pathfinding very easily."
>>385032952
Blizzard are like little babies.
>>385032698
You will never recover and this will haunt you to the grave anon. You will forever be known for this.
Should be an amazing run
>>385033138
Makes sense. Thank you.
that was actually cool
>>385033090
>>385033065
AI pathing sucks. Have to spam click a lot to get it to move properly.
Why don't he just use cheat codes to skip levels?
Bullshit like turning off the game and starting it up again is abused so why not cheatcodes?
>Killing buildings
RAYMAN 2 IS ON
>>385033212
it worked for me when i played the game
>>385033138
they think it's shitty because they aren't professional memers
if it were Starcraft 2 style, it'd be a terrible game
I can't follow what's happening
rayman runner looks like a dyel zyzz
holy fuck they need to raise the game sound by a factor of 3 at least
i would watch a korean speedrun to the highest rank in the ladder
>>385033237
kill yourself
>>385033183
>stream 2 abandoning us before the FFVIII run
>have to last 3 hours of the run before it comes back
The thread will not survive.
>>385033308
working on his starter base
creating a 2nd base in northeast corner
exploring outwards with army collecting experience and loot for his hero
>>385033279
I mean literally anyone that has even played DotA is aware of the shitty pathfinding in Wc3. But you probably know better than the guy who has played through the game a thousand times while speedrunning it, anon. ;)
>GDQ:
>few must-watch games
>have Stream active in the background, play other games myself or just fap
>ESA:
>interesting games all over, have to actually watch the stream and no time to just use it as background noise
Fuck ESA, why must you be so entertaining?
>>385033425
noob
>>385033138
>>385033154
>SC had the same problem years before
Blizzard are hacks
>dat Spanish accent
>>385033425
Does Dota 2 have shitty pathfinding as well?
>>385033308
This is why I'm just watching Rayman 2 instead.Gibberish>real voices
>>385033465
80%+ of the games aren't NES, SNES or 2015+ indie platformers.
>>385033308
And people wonder why rts is dead
>>385033404
>efficiency is bad
This is what eSportards believe.
>>385033525
This is in German though, it's already gibberish
>>385033465
this
>>385033465
The Attack on Titan run last night had no right being as good as it was.
>ffviii has a 9 hour estimate
ffs
>>385033530
It amazes me that people aren't sick of fucking NES platformers yet
>>385033524
I was talking about the DotA mod for wc3. DotA 2 has some pathing issues during elevation changes specifically but overall it's way better than Wc3.
>>385033465
>no time to just use it as background noise
That's just plain wrong, pretty much anyone left in the thread during runs like Pokemon play vidya instead of watching.
Rayman swam through a wall and is swimming through the air that is fucked up
What should I watch, Rayman or Warcraft?
>>385033554
Other stream.
MORSER CAMPF
>>385033683
Welcome to FF speedruns. And 8 is one of the most boring ones because of how utterly broken the combat system is.
>>385033626
shut the fuck up
MÖRSERKAMPF
Is he playing on normal difficulty?
How does he move camera placement so fast? I always wonder that about games involving micro
>>385033796
>arabic languages
>not gibberish
>>385033620
You what
What is the best run so far?
>>385033796
Calm down Hans
>>385033850
stop
>>385033850
What an original joke.
>>385033847
he clicks on minimap noob
>>385033683
The perfect game to get comfy to
>>385033782
Because glitchless 7 is so much more fun
>buy 50 grenades
>equip good materia
>mash x
There is one boss where they abuse lucky 7, so ut has ten seconds of excitement
At least in 8 they route out the draws
>this has never happened before
>>385033847
Hotkeys and custom bindings which you simply press twice to center on that unit or building
>>385033847
Map hotkeys probably
Never happened before :^)
>>385033782
7/8/9 are the longest FF speedruns. Every other speedrun in the series is 5 hours or less.
>>385033871
Tetris
>watching the warcraft run instead of the rayman one
>>385033847
Control groups, son
Speedrunning has to be purged
>>385033763
Rayman
>>385034038
never heard of rayman so why would i watch it?
>>385034038
both shit, good times to catch up on missed runs or just watch something else altogether
Why do all the runs turn into such trainwrecks? Has there even been one successful run yet this entire marathon?
Why do so many of these speedrunners have long hair, long hair never looks good on guys EVER
>reloading because he wasn't prepared enough
Stop making us look bad
>>385034038
>>385034082
Fuck that, GDQ had a Gayman run and overall WAY too many platformers already.
Ich stir for das licht.
>>385034106
>never heard of rayman
>>385034138
mcdonald
>>385034141
too lazy
>>385034106
>never heard of rayman
>>385034141
They're all greasy nerds
>>385034141
fag
SKELLY FLANK
>>385034141
>long hair never looks good on guys EVER
I'm not watching Rayman 2 because I think I'll play it some day.
The rayman runner should leave the commentary to the other dude
>outplayed by the AI
>>385034203
He's a side character from the Rabbids series, isn't he? Did he get some spinoffs or something?
>>385034158
there's never too many platformers faggot
>>385034141
>long hair never looks good on guys EVER
>>385034409
1 is too many, especially if it's gay french shit
>>385034141
jelly detected
>>385034325
Glad you understand
He did a good job defending from that ghoul influx.
>>385034378
>He's a side character from the Rabbids series, isn't he? Did he get some spinoffs or something?
>let's run the human campaign
>the one with five defense missions?
>yes
Is this the only good swamp level in video games?
>>385034487
he defensed quite well, indeed
>>385034449
there's nothing that speaks "video game" more than a platformer
>>>/out/ child
I thought those skellies were fucking spooky when I was younger
>>385034581
That's what makes it fun. Rushing this mission takes genuine skill.
>>385034621
platformers belong in the 90s with cRPG faggots
the PC version of rayman 2 is so bad. it looks like a beta
>>385034141
wrong
Is this the whitest man in Spain?
>>385034761
who is she?
>>385034141
>long hair never looks good on guys EVER
>>385034739
Isn't the only real improved Rayman 2 the PS2 one.
>>385034621
They are all the same with a different skin and boring to watch unless it's ridiculously hard like Kaizo or I wanna be*.
>>385034771
looks like darkest man in spain
>>385034431
>>385034325
both look better with short hair, so your point is proving the other anon right..?
>>385034739
its literally the same lol
LIDL IS BETTER THAN ALDI OBJECTIVELY
>>385034889
>he looks better with short hair
i think not
>>385034771
it is, also the best english speaker in spain.
>>385034947
Netto >*
Why doesnt Blizzard make Warcraft 4 with WoW engine?
>>385034761
that's protomagicalgirl. She made out with another girl at sgdq 2017. Her and her girlfriend are lesbians together.
>>385034913
>thatsthejoke.jpg
LICHT SCHUTZE STARKE
>>385034739
I only played the N64 one. Can't remember if that looked better or not.
>>385034815
Wikipedia says the dreamcast version got improvements, too.
>>385034947
ALDI WARE GUTE WARE
>>385035017
jokes are funny
>>385035017
sounds like a retard humor
>>385035010
>with wow engine
nothing should ever be made with that engine ever again
>>385035010
Would you really want modern blizzard to make a new warcraft? Be careful what you wish for.
>>385033871
illbleed hands down
>>385035014
>She
>Girl
>Her
>Girlfriend
>>385035037
As a non german, aldi is literally a joke in my country.
>>385035105
yes
new wave of porn that isn't garbage Overwatch characters
>>385034771
SPAIN IS WHITE
>>385035010
Is the joke here that WoW was made with the WC3 engine so it'd be the exact same thing?
>stupidly hard
it's a defense mission
speedrunners are so dumb
>>385035007
only the newer ones, their old markets are literal dogshit
He's getting thrashed... didn't expect this fight to be so hard for him. Just can't get those buildings down fast enough.
God damn this Wc3 run sucks
>just cheats
wtf is this shit
>>385034815
No. The PC one doesn't have real voice acting, just gibberish. And it has worse graphics and sounds and lums have weird faces on them instead of being faceless.
Nice range units you got there
Great run
Uther: Glad I could make it, Arthas.
Arthas: I watch my tone with you, old man. I may be the prince, but you're still my superior as a paladin.
Uther: As if you could forget. Yes Arthas, there's something about the plague I should know. ...Oh no, it's already begun. These people may look fine now, but it's only a matter of time before they turn into the Undead!
Arthas: What?!
Uther: This entire city must be purged.
Arthas: How can I even consider that? There's got to be some other way.
Uther: Damn it, Arthas! As my future king, order me to purge this city!
Arthas: I am not your king yet, old man. Nor should you obey that command even if I were.
Uther: Then you must consider this an act of treason.
Arthas: Treason?! Have I lost my mind, Uther?
Uther: Have you? Prince Arthas, by right of succession and the sovereignty of your crown, you must hereby relieve me of my command, and suspend my paladins from service.
Jaina: Uther! He can't just--
Uther: It's done! Those of you who have the will to save this land, follow him. The rest of you... get out of his sight.
Arthas: I've just crossed a terrible threshold, Uther.
Jaina: ...Arthas?
Arthas: I'm sorry, Jaina. You can't watch me do this.
I waited for this cheating shit?
>Cheating
>Not just waiting the mission out at a marathon
No more RTS games at marathons. Ruined.
Is cheating banter?
nice let's play
>>385034985
Yup
t.Spaniard
Skipped the mission because he was getting BTFO too much, what a scrub
H-he just skipped a mission...
DID
NOTHING
WRONG
>>385035373
wtf did he do?
>>385035010
Warcraft 4 will be a f2p moba. Screencap this.
i love wc3 but """speedrunning""" it is just completly stupid
This run sucks
>Cheating
let's be real
he spent 30 minutes on that mission already
respect = completely lost
>>385035349
>>385035424
how's that?
you memorize build orders and strategies and improve times like you would with your trash platformers
>>385035440
>he sucked shit so cheating is ok
fuck off autist
which stream cheated......
(this layout sucks)
>>385034815
Terrible framerates though. Dreamcast is the best middle ground.
>haha I just massively fucked up so we'll just move to the next mission speedrunning xD
fuck this I'm watching rayman 2
>THE ONLY REASON TO WATCH THIS RUN WAS TO SEE HIM DO THE RUSH STRATEGY ON THE DEFENSIVE MISSION
>HE FUCKS IT UP 3 TIMES
>JUST SKIPS IT
This whole run is now completely meaningless.
>>385035469
>having respect for speedrunners that don't run Jedi Outcast exclusively
>>385035271
I was kidding. The one I knew always stank, the fruit and veg were manky and the roof would leak at a light drizzle. Worst supermarket I've ever seen
>>385035469
shouldn't he have lost that the second he started speedrunning this shit?
>>385035440
It is the longest in the run as far as I know
>>385035496
WC3 runner skipped a mission after getting BTFO
>German speedrunning
HE
LANKY COCK.........is what he said
Too bad that the Wind Waker speedrun wasn't on PC.
They could have just cheated and skipped the parts where they were stuck for an hour.
This is why PC is superior, haha!
STOP MAKING FUN OF SPAIN.
IT'S A MEDITERANEAN TAN.
Why do people complain so much? Like I don't get it, I enjoy watching this despite him failing, failure is fun too. Just go play dort fort to learn that sentiment.
Duh, being really good and autismal is entertaining too. Cheating and skipping the level is bad though, but I understand, this is a marathon and not a single segment speedrun try to get WR.
You're here to enjoy a community event with marathon strats to showcase shit.
WAS
>>385035540
>>385035573
hope was a mistake
>HE reminds me of lankey kong
what did he mean by this?
>>385035496
Stream 1. Warcraft 3 player decided to level skip a timed mission because he was running into a wall. Because strategy for the run requires you to butcher everything with no losses.
It was a consideration with the estimate in mind so he could proceed instead of spinning wheels at that one bit. Better than what happened with Wind Waker HD.
>>385035615
Germany confirmed for least autistic nation
>>385035663
i bet that guy's the Berber/Arabic form of the latin Mestizo
>>385035663
>>385035696
What happened with Wind Waker?
>tfw he hasn't played dk64
>ctrl + alt + delete
>not alt + f4
>>385035762
The race got double mercy-killed because they couldn't do the skips
>>385035792
Smart lad, skipping garbage games.
I still like this run a lot
>>385035762
It was a race.
One of the runners was stuck for an entire hour on a single spot, trying a frame perfect trick.
The other runner was choking for 40 minutes on a different place.
This is not overstatement, but literally for that long. They mercykilled it when it went overtime and both were still completely stuck.
The Rayman 2 soundtrack is objectively GOAT
>>385035762
It was a race, both runners got stuck on a different glitch. The runner in front got fucked by RNG, and the second one was choking on a skill based glitch (he was late by 45 minutes)
>>385035762
It was a race where both players ended up getting stuck for an hour before it was killed. One guy got stuck trying to pause-clip-zip a wall. One guy got stuck trying to death-float after Phantom Ganon. For an hour.
>>385035762
both guys got stuck about an hour in and stayed in that spot for another hour until mercy kill
both relied on extremely unreliable RNG/virtually TAS-only strats for their runs
>>385035724
highly doubt it.
there two type of caucasoid
-albino nordics
-non-albino mediterraneans
any small admixture of other races is considered genetic noise and irrelevant.
>>385029543
Why is it so awful? I'll even get like 10 or 12 in a row that will have vanishing checkmarks, and a bazillion more with "next."
>>385035884
Main or second ?
>>385035884
I'll still watch it, but he deserves every bit of shit gets that for that display
>>385035967
So it looks like autism was the true culprit.
RUNNING
IN
THE 90s
>cave of bad dreams
OH NO
>running in the 90's
literally /our guy/
What does the girl look like who's reading the donations? Sounds like a qt3.14.
>>385035863
>>385035920
>>385035937
>>385035951
Jesus christ. Who thought that race was a good idea
>LANORE
What is the best european based snack I should get to enjoy this?
>>385036235
since when is Inital D /v/ ?
>>385035158
why tho?
>>385036249
the penultimate round-faced of round faces without being chubby
Still going huh?
>>385036363
Deep-fried Mars Bar.
>>385036363
They're banned in the land of the free though.
>>385035920
>>385035863
Wind Waker HD any% is one of the most infamous speedruns, who thought it was a good idea to show it off in a marathon?
Hell, that fairy float near the end is what, like one in ten? totally random chance, and if you fuck it up, then the run is dead
Barrier skip is also frame perfect
What a terrible idea
>>385036435
I didn't even notice
>>385034141
It looks okay on me because I take care of it, keep it thick, and don't just tie it in a ponytail and let it be.
>teeth maw chase
fuck i still have nightmares from that
almost double their peak guys :OO
>>385036363
kebab
>>385036270
The reason is that the Zelda community was SUPER HYPE ever since April when they managed to reliably reproduce the Barrier Skip glitch which brings the 3.5 hour WW run down to 2 hours.
They didn't get a WW run at SGDQ, probably even GDQ staff knew better than to let them do it.
Mostly because the glitch has a massively RNG part where you have to get super lucky with random movement of fairies. This is what the first runner was stuck on, simply had bad luck for 40 minutes straight.
Runner 2 was just simply an idiot and tried a glitch that was pretty much TAS only level that saves 4 minutes. He couldn't do it for an entire hour.
guys... who is the Dark Revenant guarding the tomb?
>>385036698
Uther
>seagull noises in the void
What
>>385036663
Where's the chubby persian qt anyway?
>>385036672
Cosmo would have nailed it first try.
>>385036462
>1$ for 1 gram of chocolate and a plastic half inch figure
nah
>>385036468
The first runner actually did the barrier skip in like a minute and was stuck on fairies for 40 minutes.
He had like 20 tries on the fairies and kept getting cucked.
>>385036515
I assure you it doesn't
>>385029543
Legacy is faster anyway
>tab into the box
>click on the button
>wait for the epic Web 3.0 animations to finish
>jump through whatever bullshit hoops your Googleâ„¢ overlords want this time
>wait for the epic Web 3.0 animations to finish
>repeat as necessary
>click on the Post button because the JS horseshit has stolen focus from the window
vs.
>tab
>nigger nigger
>Enter
>>385036759
she read donations on stream 2 during tomb raider 3
based Twitch making fun of WoW lore
>>385036757
it's from the treasure paradise island probably
>>385036796
I had short hair as a kid and I assure you it's a strict upgrade. Short hair and chubby cheeks do not go well together.
guys we're getting the lanoy-reh run!
>>385036939
The guy on the left has long hair and chubby cheeks and surprise! it looks like shit
Rate the run
>>385034141
t. bald cuck
you mirin my thick full hair
>>385037134
Disaster/10, he'd have been faster doing the defence mission normally
heavy weapon guy ad
I got a super shooter
Is LA: Noire worth watching?
>>385037072
I'm sorry that you're going bald at 22 or whatever.
>>385037212
isn't that a cinema
>>385034141
>hairlet
LAMOing @ ur life
>>385037275
it's a movie at best
>I don't get it
Same, where's the gun? It's like your gran giving you a game for a console you don't have
>>385028638
>pro-refugee ads on a 4chan event
I don't get it, that kid is speaking spanish? What war is he fighting in?
>>385037136
>>385037238
>long hair faggots both bringing balding into it for no reason
Hmm, insecure about something?
>>385037134
7/10
Shame about that one mission, but I enjoy RTS games and the strats were fine. Hoping for Age of Mythology or Age of Empires 2 ILs next year.
>>385037302
a man should only have hair below his ears
>>385037349
He could just sell the ammo
>>385037212
>not watching la noire
You left-wing leaning parasite
>>385036462
stop this fucking meme, they arent banned
british guy is RUINING this couch
>>385037403
t. hairlet
>>385037212
I dunno; they'll probably be skipping through the interrogation cutscenes so it may all just be picking up clues and car chases.
>>385037275
You're thinking of L.A. Confidential, agreatmovie L.A. Noire shameless ripped off almost continuously.
>still can't pronounce it
kek
What the FUCK are these two presenters... he literally have Aspergers... what the fuck
jesus christ
>>385036383
holy crap this description turned out to be perfect
>>385037529
it's like he doesn't have his glasses on or something
Man thats one huge forehead
funnily enough it's the opposite for the speerun events
>SotN as a bonus game
I'm down. Some nerd pay for it
>>385034141
Daww. It's okay, slaphead.
wtf is going on
Is that Tompa in the back of the Rayman speedrun?
>>385037670
autism
oh god this autism
>>385036802
>>385037410
that ammo is honestly worth a lot of fucking money
>Pirate voice.
>squinting
>doesn't know anything
>can't make basic conversation
>WHY.JPG
>>385037493
>I dunno; they'll probably be skipping through the interrogation cutscenes so it may all just be picking up clues and car chases.
thats why I asked puta
>>385037275
>isn't that a cinema
>a cinema
I know that there are languages where that's how it's said, but this always makes me chuckle 'cause it reminds me of Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
>what am i doing here
this guy is pure autism
do all Europeans look like they have fetal alcohol syndrome?
Why can't the arab kid speak english? He should stop talking and focus on the run instead
>>385037389
>so threatened by people with long hair playing games he has to get told on an Indonesian pottery forum
It's okay to be jealous.
>>385037682
Looks like him. I miss the comfy Tompa playing piano/keyboard between runs.
that enthusiasm
>>385036802
They fixed the nigger shortcut like half a decade ago
>>385037842
She's trying to talk to him
trying
>>385037529
The vast majority of speedrunners "literally have aspergers". Autism is not rare, especially at events like this.
I don't like the word "cringe" but... my toes are curling into themselves... I can't handle it lads
>>385037859
>threatened
The guy on stream is doing a great job of representing long hair shitters
I bet fucking her is like grabbing a sloppy oiled pig.
>>385037894
the trannies at gdq were cuter than these girls
>What if the water hit the laptop?
>Honestly, I wouldn't even care
Stone cold
>>385037786
good thing I answered then you jej'ing fuck
>>385037894
oh dang
inside is an interesting game. too bad i can't watch that
>>385038026
this 4/10 is like a queen compared to those -1/10s
What the fuck is going on on the main stream?
>>385038026
Ironic homosexuality is still homosexuality
>>385038026
the persian girl kills the competition desu
>>385037851
m8 you are watching speedrunners
Odds are stacked against them in the normal department.
>What if children in Africa would get raped to death
>Honestly, I wouldn't even care
Wow man
Are the streams supposed to be dying
>>385038085
narcissa is your only true queen
>>385038119
autism
Guys guys guys, does anyone here have autism, Aspergers, left their reading glasses at home and generally is really bad at communicating in general?
>Uhhhhh me I guesss
Thats good but ... can you do something really embarrasing?
>I can do a pirate voice, garrrrrr...
Perfect, get this guy on the couch for FOUR hours
>>385038210
Yes
>>385037943
Seems like they're all just having fun with their friends. Not seeing the problem.
>>385034141
No shit a greasy nerd-ponytail isn't going to look good. Long hair is literally unbeatable when done correctly, baldy.
>>385038026
Fucking faggot
Just admit you like to suck on mutilated dick, and stop trying to blend in
Just checked his name
>DanteDoes
>seductivespatula
>not a girl
>L.A. nu-oar
>ellie nuar
It cracks me up that they're struggling so much with a French word.
SHUT UP I'M LISTENING TO THE STORY
>runner gets drowned out by game volume
BRAVO ESA
YOURE LYING EDGAR
New thread where
fuck off with your warcraft autism we're watching rayman here
>>385034141
Say that to my fro, not behind your bald head and see what happens, I fucking dare you.
>>385035010