>muh wife what did he mean by this?

>>384380228
They literally killed his wife.

>>384380228
You devalue his motivation but that has been Dracula's motivation since the Mathias Conqvist years all the way to the Soma Cruz years.

>>384380228
You kill his waifu, he destroys your laifu.

>Targoviste alone fucks everything up
>sends monsters to wipe out all of Wallachia
what the fuck was his problem?

>>384381486
>laifu
>not raifu
fuck off newfag

>>384381752
All it takes for evil to win is for good men to do nothing. Wallachia could have went and started a war against Targoviste after dracula came and told them they had one year to live. If dracula had happened upon a completely desolate city, as if man had finally stood up and said no to a corrupt bishop, I doubt he would have went full dummy and released the hordes. He just wanted people to stand up and fight against evil. So he became that evil.

>>384380228
Why didn't he just make her a vampire too? What a retard.

>>384381965
raifu is for pure /k/ waifus, you cancer

>>384382060
Maybe she didn't want to become one? Ever considered that?

They should have saved all of this Dracula Dindu Muffin shit near the end of the series and in a more succinct manner. The first three episodes felt like they were spinning their wheels re-establishing again and again it was the church's fault.

>>384381752
Probably just trying to mirror the real Vlad

>Vlad Tepes’ atrocities against the people of Wallachia were usually attempts to enforce his own moral code upon his country. He appears to have been particularly concerned with female chastity. Maidens who lost their virginity, adulterous wives and unchaste widows were all targets of Vlad’s cruelty. Such women often had their sexual organs cut out or their breasts cut off, and were often impaled through the vagina on red-hot stakes. One report tells of the execution of an unfaithful wife. Vlad had the woman’s breasts cut off, then she was skinned and impaled in a square in Tirgoviste with her skin lying on a nearby table. Vlad also insisted that his people be honest and hard working. Merchants who cheated their customers were likely to find themselves mounted on a stake beside common thieves.

>>384382060
>all that shit about how he should live like a regular man
>lol just make her an immortal monster too, fuck normal people

I mean it would've been the smart thing to do, but it doesn't fit the theme and she probably would've hated it.

>>384382506
>tough on sluts and jews
I'd vote for him.

>>384382506
Sounds like a good fellow and I mean this unironically, basically what >>384382914 said.

>>384381998
But nobody outside of Targoviste knew of Dracula's threat

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>>384383210
I think you're underestimating people's ability to gossip.

He means he had something you will never, ever have, you will never experience the feeling of someone loving you, you will die alone, hopefully soon.
Thanks for listening.

>>384383356
I think you underestimate how deluded Targoviste was

>>384382506
BASED

>>384382506
>leaves golden chalice encrusted with jewels in the city square next to a fountain so no man will go thirsty
>nobody even thinks of stealing it
Its almost like you need brutal punishment and to make examples of people to stop the populace from acting like animals, televised criminal executions when

>>384384280
>Benedict de Boithor, a Polish nobleman in the service of the King of Hungary, visited Dracula at Târgoviste in September of 1458. At dinner one evening Dracula ordered a golden spear brought in and set up directly in front of the royal envoy. Dracula then asked the envoy why he thought this spear had been set up. Benedict replied that he imagined that some boyar had offended the prince and that Dracula intended to honor him. Dracula then responded that he had, in fact, had the spear set up in the honor of his noble, Polish guest. The Pole then responded that he had not done anything to deserve death, but that Dracula should do as he thought best. He further asserted that in that case Dracula would not be responsible for his death, rather he would be responsible for his own death for incurring the displeasure of the Prince. Dracula was greatly pleased by this answer and showered the man with gifts, while declaring that had he answered in any other manner he would have been immediately impaled.

>>384385260
>Dracula once noticed a man working in the fields while wearing too short a caftan. The prince stopped and asked the man whether or not he had a wife. When the man answered in the affirmative, Dracula had the woman brought before him and asked her how she spent her days. The poor, frightened woman stated that she spent her days washing, baking and sewing. The prince pointed out her husband's short caftan as evidence of her laziness and dishonesty and ordered her impaled despite her husband's objection that he was well satisfied with his wife. Dracula then ordered another woman to marry the peasant but admonished her to work hard or suffer her predecessor's fate.

O U R

G U Y

>>384385770
He's basically EXTREMELY Lawful Neutral with a few extra helpings of Lawful. Absolutely no fucks given, if you are not a 100% upstanding citizen he will fuck you up.

The Original Rules Lawyer.

>>384386281
The one and only medieval's true Judge Dredd.

>you now imagine Castlevania Dracula shouting "I AM... THE LAW"

>>384386398
Or a Survival Game with a Wallachian citizen as the protag and you must live your life without ever angering Vlad.

>>384386825
That would be easy, same as Postal except if you let loose you eventually die.

>>384387046
>Easy
>When the boss auto-kills you if you so much as say the wrong thing to some schmuck down the street and he reports you because it sounded like you're doubting his rule/law of the church/not being completely truthful

The guy killed a woman because she didn't add a few inches on her husband's tunic. You'd probably get shafted if you advertise 99g of flour as being 100g in your shop.

>>384387490
You sound like a criminal to me, anon.
I think you want to get impaled.

>>384387490
>what do you mean I can't short change my customers
Jew

>>384385770
Sounds like /r9k/s guy

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>Vlad wakes up in Modern Day Romania
>Ex-Commie
>Corruption galore
>Gypsies
Breaking news: Hoia Forest has disappeared.

>>384389616
>Dracula was very concerned that all his subjects work and contribute to the common welfare. He once noticed that the poor, vagrants, beggars and cripples had become very numerous in his land (in the Romanian variant they are the thieves and fake beggars). Consequently, he issued an invitation to all the poor and sick in Wallachia to come to Târgoviste for a great feast, claiming that no one should go hungry in his land. As the poor and crippled arrived in the city they were ushered into a great hall where a fabulous feast was prepared for them. The prince's guests ate and drank late into the night, when Dracula himself made an appearance. "What else do you desire? Do you want to be without cares, lacking nothing in this world?" asked the prince. When they answered that such was indeed their wish, Dracula ordered the hall boarded up and set on fire. None escaped the flames. Dracula explained his action to the boyars by claiming that he did this, "in order that they represent no further burden to other men so that no one will be poor in my realm." This deed is also attributed to the bishop Hatto of Mainz.

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>>384380228

OP not understanding the murder of your wife, by Eastern European hillbillies would really piss a person off.

>>384390447
Also worth noting that it's an extremely painful and long way of murdering someone.

>le religion is le evul goyim XDD

felt like i was back in early 2000s
i though all fedoras grew up?

>>384384280
>>384385260
>>384385770

all this people claiming OUR GUY, but most of /v/ wouldn't have lasted one day in Dracule government.

>>384382506
>>384382506
wtf he's literally our guy

Is Alucard going to give Trevor a smooch?

>>384390758
Depends, can I still fuck whores or not

>>384382506
Absolutely fucking based

>>384390723
it's called /v/eddit for a reason my friend

>>384390758
Anon, he was literally perfect.
Read some more:
http://www.my-bicycle-and-i.com/2015/vlad-the-impaler-the-real-dracula/

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>>384390723
Does it bother you? It's fiction, a story. If you take it seriously then you have no one but yourself to blame if you don't like it. Looking at media meant as entertainment as something serious is not worth your time unless you really feel strongly about whatever it's about. Live a little, being mad at trivial stuff like this is just silly. I need sleep
>inb4 it was lowtier bait

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>>384389841
Holy shit

>lone woman meets a hostile Dracula
>her first reaction is a shitty quip
first sign it was going to be garbage and it definitely was

>>384385260
Sounds like your usual tyrant with delusions of control and grandeur. No wonder /v/ (nu-/pol/) thinks he's """""""their""""""" guy.

>>384391705
>tyrant with delusions of control and grandeur.

You made me remember this song. Rip Lee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ9se8i4ujs

He was also a military genius, also him and Poland are the sole reason why Europe wasn't taken over by kebab already 500 years ago.

>Alarmed by the upstart’s successes, the sultan unleashed the full might of his empire, launching an invasion of Walachia that summer—one of the hottest in memory. While Vlad’s forces couldn’t match up against the sultan’s vast army, they knew the terrain. Using a combination of guerrilla tactics, audacious night attacks, assassinations, and perhaps even biological warfare—having plague victims infiltrate enemy encampments—Vlad took a heavy toll on the invaders.

I find the concept of sending plague-infected willing soldiers to infiltrate the enemy ranks a sign of pure genius.

>>384392075
>All the same, the Turkish army continued its advance toward the capital, Târgoviște, which battened down for a siege that never happened. Before the Turks reached the city, they came upon a horrific spectacle on the banks of the Danube, Dracula’s masterpiece of psychological warfare: an entire forest of impaled bodies, thousands of Turkish captives and soldiers rotting on stakes in the scorching summer heat. The decomposing carcasses of two leading commanders adorned the highest stakes. The shocked sultan, no stranger to terror tactics himself, ordered a retreat.

>>384391230

Goddamn, I love old Drackler.

>>384390723
>Bad religion is bad
>Good religion is good
Did you just stop paying attention while watching?

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The Dracula part was the most competently written of the entire season. I'm not one to say this lightly, but the writing was... really bad. If it was just cheesy, I wouldn't have minded, but it was barely coherent and kind of...
>It's some random asshole's fault
>Alucard: Don't get mad man, it's just some random asshole's fault, you don't need to unleash your anger on all of humanity, why would you want to do that?
>Dracula: [Instead of calling Alucard on being naïve as fuck, he jumps at Alucard in a rage because in the story, it's literally just one man's fault that his wife is dead]
>everything from that point onwards with Trevor:
>"oh fuck, shit"
>"I'm Trevor fucking Belmont, I used to fight fucking vampires"
>"I don't care"
>"I don't care"
>"I don't care"
>"I don't care, but I NEED TO DO SOMETHING BECAUSE I'M THE PROTAGONIST"
>that whole fucking scene where Trevor calls out that other random asshole and without even bickering about it, the townspeople just tear the guy apart without another word
Seriously who fucking wrote this shit? Oh god, I just looked it up, it's pic related, and he's a fucking comic book writer. OF COURSE.

>>384392938
>acting like Castlevania was ever well written
It's an extremely cheese series, if anything the TV series is far better written than anything in the series barring maybe SotN and Ecclesia.

Vlad "The Mad" Tepes is /ourguy/

The funny thing is that 4chan people would be the first to go down with a guy like him.

>>384390723

>Christcucks this triggered

Ahahahaha

>>384393602
I don't get why people think Dracula would do this shit for the good of society-- Dracula fucking hates society. He does it specifically to destroy it.

>>384393602
>implying I'd come to this shithole in the first place with the historical Vlad in power

>>384393692
Anon, we're talking about the real Vlad, not the Castlevania one.

>>384392938
>Implying Trevor fucking Belmont's usage of "I don't care," wasn't completely fine, considering he DIDN'T care up until the last episode where he did, in fact, care.

>"I'm here to rescue you so the Speaker's fucking leave."
>B-But I-
>"No, I don't care. Fucking leave!"

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The most subversive and marxist Netflix series yet, and Bill Nye exists.

>>384393810
The real Vlad got raped as a child and was just taking out his issues on the people he ruled. He never did it for any reason other than his own need to terrorize.

>>384394225
>The real Vlad got raped as a child
0 historical evidence for that

>>384394280
Plenty, actually. He, along with his brother, were royal hostages to the Ottomans, who have a well documented habit of shlonging their boys.

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>>384394116

And he isn't the only in the series either.

>>384394225
That would explain his obsession with impaling

>>384394537
shaft had nothing to do with the church though

not an argument

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>>384394225
>>384394280
>>384394375
RE

>>384390723
>missing the point
>being butthurt when a world with demons and magic isn't exactly like real life

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>>384394225
>>384394280
>>384394375
>>384394697
MIN

>>384394537
>>384394695
He literally wore Crowley-esque satanist robes in Rondo too

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>>384394225
>>384394280
>>384394375
>>384394697
>>384394795
DER

>>384394537
Are church cucks really going to complain that a non christian cult leader that calls himself a priest is evil

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>>384394897
Noice

>>384393134
You need to shut the fuck up right now. Even Lords of Shadow was competently written compared to the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVLqfj6_AOw

>>384394897
>that smile
He liked it more than Casca

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>>384395070
I see you're a man of fine taste.

>>384394695
>Shaft had nothing to do with the church.
SHAFT WAS A FORMER MEMBER OF THE CHURCH WHO WENT ASTRAY! Literally holding sacrifices, within a church, to resurrect Dracula!

And to this thread.
>Giving a fuck about a 4 episode series of Castlevania thats animation is on fucking 2's.

>>384393134
Spotted the Netflix marketer

How much longer does your contract stipulate you have to lurk these boards for?

>>384394695
>>384394964
He is still a priest, who is conected to the church.

To say that the Bishop from the series represent the whole "church", but when the same series shows another priest blessing the weapons and it actually works, you simply dismiss it

Not to mention you know, Order of Ecclesia (which means literally church), full of corrupt agents bent into bringing back Dracula.

I mean, I know you're baiting, but at least know the subject a little

>>384393134
addendum: I missed you say "barring maybe SotN", and I don't know about Ecclesia but seriously? "maybe"?

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>>384395209
DAS RITE

>civil thread discussing the real historical vlad
>triggered amerifat zealots invade the thread and shitpost about the TV series that nobody was even discussing
Amerifats are cancer incarnate.

>>384395275
>reeeeeeeee these outliers that are no longer part of the church and pursue a different agenda represent the church and oppress me, I demand a safe space and trigger warnings so nothing will ever offend me
Thats you, you raging faggot

>>384395658

I don't even know what that was supposed to be, but good job showing you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about and just spouting the latest meme.

>>384395658
Are you mentally challenged?

>Americans

>>384381965
>newfag
Look in the mirror.

>>384395896
>>384395972
So you guys are just contrarian retards
>look see, shaft is bad so the church is bad, muh fedora
>no, he clearly doesn't represent the church
>yes he does, and so the does the bishop, you're just ignoring the good priest, muh fedora reeeeeeee
>stop being a faggot
>y-you just don't get it

>>384391230

>Within months he was killed, under circumstances that remain murky to this day. His head was supposedly sent as a trophy to Constantinople, while local monks buried the decapitated body in a monastery near Bucharest. In 1932 archaeologists opened what they believed was Dracula’s grave. It was empty.

OH SHIT

>4chan faggots literally giving a shit about church portrayals in anime

how did this start?

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>>384396274

>it's a "/v/irgins who probably aren't even religious get triggered for christians" thread

>>384396387
stop trying to fit in

>>384396415
No that's just you anon, see what happens when you replace your personality with memes

>>384396274

Funny thing is that oo one even claimed the church is good or evil, you're the one who's just spouting meme bullshit.

The game shows evil church members and good church members.

The tv series shows evil church members and good church members.

>>384396415
>jojo
homosexuality is a sin and you will burn like the heathen you are

>Among the stories making the rounds was one about a German monk named Hans who, knowing he would be martyred for doing so, told the Lord Impaler to his face that he was hell bound: “It is even conceivable that the Devil himself would not want you… You are a wicked, shrewd, merciless killer. What are the crimes that justify the killing of the pregnant women you have impaled? What have their little children done, some of them three years old, others barely born whose lives you have snuffed out?… You bathe in the blood of innocent babes.” For his outspokenness not only was Hans himself duly impaled, but for good measure Dracula had the monk’s donkey impaled as well.

>>384396387
People took being contrarian and anti normal fag so far that they looped around to the other side and dont have enough self awareness to realize it
The show has its problems but the church representation as a whole isn't one of them and it's still enjoyable but not great

>>384389841
It's crazy to think that he probably thought that this was a great idea and it would help his people.

>>384396746

Homosexuality is indeed a sin and shall go to heaven, but that dude scored one of the hottest women from the series and then fucked someone at least 30 years older than him.

That's not my concept of homosexuality

>>384396705
The evil church members in the show weren't even really church members, they were just thugs from Targoviste dressed up as priests to do the bishops dirty work.

>>384396593
go away, christfag

>>384396883
it's the best video game adaptation since at least Mortal Kombat

>>384396705
>no one claimed
>>384394116
Stop being a faggot

>>384396274
in the show, the dialogue calls the bad priests and his thugs "The Church". they make no distinction there

it's just more anti white jew bullshit from netflix and i'm glad /v/ hates it

>>384394116

And then in the next episode a priest helps Trevor kill some demons

Retard

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>>384389841

>Vlad asking people if they want to be lazy pieces of shit
>Answering yes to this question knowing full well who he is

>>384396967
>a complete faggot scored a hot woman in this fictional power fantasy
Saying "I watch jojo" is like saying "i'm gay"
I bet you listen to Queen too

>>384396883
>the church representation isnt one of them

except the whole series had basically nothing to do with the church until some netflix kikes got their grubby insect hands on it and made it into anti-Christian propaganda

stay btfo lefturd

>>384397130

They also show that a good priest who can actually work with blessings, but I guess that doesn't count right?

>>384395896

>muh Jesus!

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>>384397212
>>384397314
>one tiny little scene when the whole show is just "LOL FUCK CHRISITANS AMIRITE FELLOW REDDITORS?"

face it: the show is fedora trash and nobody here liked it

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>>384397313
>pretending to give a fuck about Christianity

>>384397073
>it's the best video game adaptation since at least Mortal Kombat
I agree with you, my biggest complaint is that Trevor swears like a middle schooler trying to sound "mature" when you could get the same weary tired of this shit effect from sighs and annoyed muttering

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>>384397473
>proving you're an uneducated fedora

>>384397428
imagine being this easily triggered

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>>384397130
>jew bullshit
You mean like your religion?

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>>384382506
>Such women often had their sexual organs cut out or their breasts cut off, and were often impaled through the vagina on red-hot stakes.

>>384397602
no because Christianity is directly responsible for everything great humanity has

>fedoras will try to disagree with this fact

>>384397517
Would you please leave his testicles alone.

>>384397130
>the dialogue calls the bad priests and his thugs "The Church". they make no distinction there
Except they do make a distinction, Trevor calls them on their behavior and actions as not actually being priests and the townsfolk in the market scene also make a distinction, one of them flat out say "the demons come at night and the bishops men come during the day" when talking about his problems
If there was no distinction why wouldn't he have just said 'the priests"

Netflix marketers: ASSEMBLE!

us /V/egetarians really liked the show, amirite?

>>384397782
they're still flatly called "The Church", idiot

not to mention all the symbolic burning and treading on the cross that I'm sure they enjoyed putting in there, and so flagrantly too

>>384397428

Don't get me wrong, nowhere I've said the series isn't completely garbage, or that it isn't trying to paint Church as evil fedora tier.

What I'm saying the game also shows the church in both evil and good sides, much more evil than anything

I mean, the entire plot of Order of Ecclesia is exactly the corruption of a sect of the church who is trying to rezz Dracula.

One of the most, if not THE most famous Castlevania game, has it's entire plot happen due to schemes of an evil member of the church.

If you want to complain about the show, go for it, but the game does exactly the same

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>>384397807
>paying for it

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>>384397313
>1 bishop is bad
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeee muh church muh fedora muh kikes

>>384397921
except for Ecclesia was clearly a separate entity from the church

trying to say "the games do the same thing as the show" outs you as some agenda-driven fedora shill

fuck off jew

>Christcucks THIS triggered

Lol

Go molest some altar boys

>>384397807
Trying so hard to fit it hurts.

>>384397807
>people talking about a recent show adaptation of a popular video game franchise on a video game board
holy shit bros i'm literally shaking

>>384397953
why does dracula's waifu look like she's drawn by legoman in that screenshot

>>384397973
>ignoring how blatantly anti-christian and fedora the whole series was

epic .gif reaction image my fellow /V/egetarian!

Official Representative of /v/ here: I loved the series.

>>384398071
>>384398092
even /tv/ picked up on how hard this shit was being shilled

>>384398008

Do you know what Ecclesia means?

You gotta make up your mind, are you defending or attacking the church my dear small minded friend?

>>384391705

It's not a delusion if you are actually in control you moron.

>>384397517
>my biggest complaint is that Trevor swears like a middle schooler
You realize that a LARGE MAJORITY of adults swear like that, constantly, yes? Especially when they're sick of shit? Are you sheltered, bud?

>>384398208
>he actually thinks "Ecclesia" in the context of OoE literally means "The Church"

is it hard to live with autism?

>>384398198

>even /tv/

That's not a good indicative if anything

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>>384397565

wow the ironing

>>384398276
It's hard to comprehend that a jaded, alcoholic scumbag such as Trevor could swear a bunch when you perceive the world through a haze of ADHD medication.

>>384398107
>anti-christian

The Speakers are explicitly stated to be Christian world-wanderers, Trevor needed an ordained priest to make holy water, the entire town was good hearted christian folk without the corrupt bishop there to guide them astray.

>>384397517

why does everyone care about the swearing so much? ever see an R-rated movie?

>>384398198
>People are vocal about things they enjoyed in a cantonese child molesting porn online symposium
Stop the fucking press

>>384397919
It's ok to admit you didn't watch the show anon and get triggered

>>384381965
>fuck off newfag
You are too retarded to even throw insults. What are you good for if you can't do even that?

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>>384398420
the speakers were clearly an allegory for "MUH PERSECUTED JEWS OYY IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

how dense are you?

>>384398107
Do you need a safe space?

>>384398528
Pretty sure they're actually gypos but sure.

>>384398573
no because when you marketers fuck off this awful show will be completely forgotten here

>>384398528
/pol/ is the biggest retard making factory in the internet

>>384398276
>lots of people are immature
Holy shit, really anon? I had no idea

>>384398528

Nah, dirty jews can't keep their paws off anything, the Speakers are pretty much devoid of material possessions.

>>384398528
>da jooz
ok

>>384398528
>Gypsies
>Jews

Anon are you okay? You know you're only supposed to take ONE red pill, right?

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>>384398673
>gets btfo
>"WAHHH MUH POL DELETE POL!"

outed yourself /qa/dditor

>>384398723
it's obviously going to portray the jewish analogue in as positive a light as possible, idiot

>>384398528
time to move out, Ted

>>384398425
Loses meaning through over use, also it reeks of lazy writing with profanity seemingly used as filler like "um" and "uh"

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>>384398528
>all the triggered (((anons))) replying to this post

lol

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>gets btfo
''WAAAHH THE JEWS DELETE THE JEWS''

>>384398668
>everything is marketers
So what are you shilling for anon

>>384397313
>Anti-Christian
>The Christian god is real in this series and is a good god
It's more against dogmatic/fanatic thinking than it is against Christianity.
The bishop is a self-aggrandizing madman who has angered God and the church shown in the first episode is prideful, etc but that is the extent of it.

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>all these triggered /pol/fag snowflakes

lmaaooooo can't wait until the white genocide

>>384392938
I don't think you were paying very much attention

>Wahhhhh Trevor "Fucking" Belmont CAN'T be immature and swear a lot! Castlevania is high class art!
>Da j00z
>Muh anti-Christian show!

Wow what a wonderful thread.

>>384399046
>thinks he can completely ignore the fact that castlevania never depicted the church in a fedoric manner

epic

>>384398809

>it's obviously going to portray the jewish analogue in as positive a light as possible, idiot

Literally impossible you dumg goy

>>384398906

it's how people talk, man

>>384398981
>gets btfo
>gets severely btfo again
>gets so btfo he can't reply to a post properly

ah vey!

>>384399047
>all
Not all, it's literally one guy that's so ass blasted he same fags with his pc, phone, and tablet
He accidentally outed himself in one of the threads last week and always uses the same pictures and thinks people can't see file names

>>384399113

Blame /pol/ leaking into other boards. Failed as a containment board.

Time to ban anything remotely political from 4chan

>>384380228
>le religion is bad xDDD

Fedora: the show

>>384399260
Really? That's pretty sad.

>>384399260
no shit?

did Castlevania finally get its own FFXV-kun?

>>384399113
castlevania literally is one of the highest forms of art in videogames though

most entries have pure creative genii behind them and this makes western kikes mad, especially because they're respectful of christianity and won't go full on "LOL FUCK GOD *tips fedora*"

>Guy who has been disgraced and is basically running around as a bum
>Expecting him not to swear

Fuck off retards

>>384399124
Refresh my memory on how Lisa ended up dying in the games?

>>384389841
>>384396941
but it is a great idea,

>>384399260
>>384399345
>>384399349
>muh "one guy" boogeyman

sheesh he's really getting you all steamed if you're talking about him in such a manner

try making an objective argument, any time

>>384399267
I agree, fellow Redditor. Those problematic, sexist assholes need to go away.

>>384394116
Every time.
Doesn't even matter if the thread is about the show or not, or even if the image was posted as a joke, the moment it gets posted the thread goes to shit.

>>384399446
well we only saw it in a nightmare conjured by a succubus and even then it was a tiny section of the game which contained literally zero fedora elements

so not an argument

>>384399047
>LE IM TOTALLY REVERSE TROLLING ALL THE TROLLS XDD!11111
>is literally samefag cuck who spams shitposts all day long

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>>384382506
of cause the /v/irgn finds this to be "based"

>>384399478
how come these faggots always wanna argue

nobody wants to argue with retarded faggots

>>384399178
And? That doesn't make it good dialog and it's more noticeable since it's coming from Trevor the main character when side characters speech generally sounds more natural

>>384399446
There were priests at Lisa's execution and you can see them with crosses and bibles.

I trolled you all so hard.

Kill yourselves.

>>384399486

>Shit on sjws for being crybabies and trying to recruit people to their viewpoints
>Do the same exact thing

/pol/ is shit and cancer at this point, don't be mad at the truth

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>>384399601
>no u

wow lol

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>There are actually people trying to defend this clammy abortion of a show

Just what?

>>384399671

>>384399362

>>384399514
See
>>384399267
It's literally one guy that's having a nearly 2 week long meltdown over this show

>>384399824
It's the best Vidya adaption by far.

>>384399962
>adaption

i keep seeing you using this word in these threads

it's one of the worst adaptations i've ever seen

>>384399962
If only it had the music

>>384395209
>someone saved my edit
that makes me happy

>>384400037
Name 1 better.

>>384399852
>swears every other word
>sounds like lazy filler, don't even say he should never swear
>reeeeeee people talk like that, it's fine
Calm your autism anon, he's the last son of a once noble house so while constant swearing from the pig farmers actually does sound natural with Trevor it seems forced for his character

>>384400157
pretty much any

the final fantasy movies

the mario adaptation with that porn star

resident evils, hell even the pokemon movies

they're all fun and not reddit fedora

>>384400327
Oh, so you're just a butthurt Christfag.

>>384400037
>it's one of the worst adaptations i've ever seen
quit lying

>>384400187
yeah nah

>>384397313
I'm a christian and i absolutely don't mind seeing catholics getting btfo for their past mistakes on the media.

>>384400327
>that porn star
Go on
>reddit fedora
Actually never mind, I thought you might be a real person but clearly you're just a collection of memes pretending to be a person

>>384400390
no i just dislike reddit fedora pandering being forced into one of the greatest video game series

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>>384400327
are you kidding with those choices

>>384400437
b-but da j00z, muh fedora

>>384400187

>NEET trying to tell other people how people talk

Lol

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>>384400528
>but clearly you're just a collection of memes pretending to be a person

t. pic related

You should probably kill yourself if you actually think the Castlevania show is good on any way.

>>384398528
the speakers make reference to the fact that besides royal chronicles, the romanian history, folklore ant myths where passed down by word from father to son. They also make a reference to the carolers ("colindatori" or people who sing carols, some not necessarily religious or tied to Christmas) which are part of a long lasting tradition and have the "power of the word" and can wish you well.

also the series is mostly not geographically or historically correct (Romanians where orthodox not catholic and they drank wine not beer)

actual Romanian here

>>384400660
This

>>384400157
I liked castlevania but it doesnt beat the postal movie
Other anon is wrong except about pokemon I guess but thats kind of cheating

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>>384400660
>>384400746

s-s-s-s-samefag

>>384400740
but you can't explain

>Oy vey muh pogrom

>>384400820
Nope. Stay mad, Castlevaniatard

>>384400651
>provingmypoint.jpg

>>384382506
>Enforcing honesty and chastity is "atrocities"
I don't see how Vlad is wrong.

>>384400865
yep you win the argument and she is president now

congrats

130/27/55/2
216/35/64/2
Stop replying to the retarded /pol/ falseflaggin samefag. Let the thread die as he will soon or later

>>384400932
>she is president now
>getting so btfo you start screeching about politics no one was talking about
Wew

>>384401087
libtards further proving they are living in a separate reality to the rest of us

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>gets btfo over and over
>Nobody is responding to his posts and giving him (you)s

>>384399359
Never reply to my posts again until you learn how to use capital letters and periods.

>>384399478
You type the exact same as the guy I quoted above.
Kill yourself.

>>384399565
Again, see above.

>>384399634
Another one.

>>384400037
Yet AGAIN!

>>384400187
You're not related to the other posters above, but you're a retard.
Trevor Belmont is a disgraced former noble, ex-communicated, a drunk, a vagrant, and a fucking HOMELESS BUM. Him swearing for "filler" is perfectly FUCKING natural, and the dialogue is fine.
>Nobles don't swear
How sheltered are you, dude? I can't believe I'm saying this on fuckin' 4chan of all places, but sweet Christ above, my man: Go. The. Fuck. Outside.

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>>384401006
>Let the thread die as he will soon or later

kike hitsquad incoming for all anti-netflix posters

>>384401006
How autistic is that guy, not even in the meme way but that's some serious disorder shit over a TV show

I just beat OoE with all glyphs and quests finished.
What should I play next? I already played SotN and the Sorrow games

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>>384401225
uh

>>384401318
Portrait of Ruin or CoTM.

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>>384401318
if you never played Castlevania 1, 3, 4, Rondo, or Bloodlines, go back and finish those

>>384401225
I can see why someone with such a limited vocabulary would defend the writing
It's ok anon, there's nothing wrong with how you talk and you're mommy's special little angel, just remember to take your pill before you run off to play with the other children

>>384401257
more than one person seriously dislikes your horrific raping of the Castlevania series my semitic Netflix marketer friend

>>384401257
He has been going on for 2 weeks as another poster said before.
Last week i came back to a thread 5 hours later and he was still going at it

>>384401439
Alrighty
>>384401473
I'm gonna finish the classic games I haven't beaten yet after this.

>>384401318
Rondo, just remember there are multiple paths and endings

>>384401560
>get so btfo you have to resort to "B-BUT THE OTHER SIDE IS ARGUING WITH ME TOO WELL! I CAN'T COMPETE!!!!"

pathetic

>>384401410
I wasn't calling you a samefag, I was telling you to kill yourself because you type like a lazy cunt.
Until you can be fucked to use proper capitalization and punctuation your opinions are literally worth less than dirt.

>>384401504
You are a nearly braindead mongoloid that doesn't know the first thing about writing dialogue. Please, do the world-- nay, the universe-- a favour and kill yourself immediately.
Chop chop, darling. Hurry up, now.

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He keeps trying to fish (you)s but is still getting ignored

>>384401739
You're a fucking faggot dude.

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>>384389841
BASED AF

>>384401739
if you're actually a writer for the show who comes here to defend the shit your put on paper, you should be the one to kill yourself you worthless bottom-feeding sluggard

>>384401318
try the og ones, 4 is one of the best of the old line up

>>384401739
>call him on his limited dialog
>w-wheres my dictionary, I'll prove I'm not a brainlet
I'm sorry I chafed your ass so raw anon, next time I'll be sure to lube you up before fucking you

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>>384401821
No, you are a massive faggot, Anon.

>>384401849
Nigga if I was the writer for a fucking Netflix cartoon I sure as shit wouldn't be sitting on /v/ - Video Games watching an assblasted Christfag cry about Castle-fucking-vania's dialogue.

>>384401998
You can lube this dick up with your tongue, gayboy.

>>384401560
I wonder if he realises his efforts are contained to shitposting thread on 4chan?

Is alucard immortal like his father / will comeback after 100 years after being defeated like his father or he gonna die perma because he is on half dracula?

>>384402080
>pretending to be a nigger whilst posting anime images

leftists are truly the lowest scum to ever walk this earth

>>384402080
That's not big enough to be a dick anon, it's a little clit to go along with your boipucci

>>384402179
He'd be gone, normal vampires in the series usually only die once too.
Dracula is quite a bit more than just a vampire.

>>384402179
Seemingly immortal since he's been alive since CV3 up to the Sorrow games, not sure about dying and coming Back, Dracula comes back because he's linked to the castle itself or something iirc

>>384402182
>Pretending to be black
Because I said 'Nigga'?
Oh, wait, you're that illiterate faggot that types like a child. Nevermind.

>>384402260
Then lube up my clit, faggot. Either way, spend less time typing and more time putting that worthless mouth of yours to work.

>>384402080
sauce

>>384402435
so can you destroy the castle and kill dracula permanently? iirc everytime we defeated him the castle is gone as well and then it just pop up again when he is about to come back, that is some satan shit

>>384394116
>roman catholic church
top fucking kek

>>384402449
>sissy slut trying to be dominant
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how cute

>>384402725
Essentially, go play the Sorrow games, they're all about this

I like Castlevania.

>>384403096
i played both but it was like 10+ years ago so the memory is a bit hazy, thinking of replaying SoTN recently

>>384402793
Fuck off, barafag.

All you Netflix marketers need to fuck off. Your show is SHIT

>>384382060
only logical answer is that he likes milfs best so he decided to wait until she got into perfect age for transformation.

>>384403915
Get murdered cunt face

>>384390723
I like how faggots like you completely ignore the actual priest that helps the town people later by producing holy water to take down the demons

>>384404379
and you ignore how that was just thrown in at the last second and comprised less than 0.01% of the show

the rest was just relentless christ bashing

>>384404502
You are so stupid

>>384392075
>I find the concept of sending plague-infected willing soldiers to infiltrate the enemy ranks a sign of pure genius.
Not really, this has been used for a long time, I think persia used catapults to send infected cats and corpses inside a city to kill people without having to waste soldiers

>>384404132
Easy there, marketer. You don't want to lose any rupees from your check.

>>384404583
not an argument

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>being this assdamaged over a cartoon
Wew.

Alucard and Trevor should've been black just to piss you faggots even more

>>384402179
Dracula's ressurrection is tied to his status as Lord of Vampires, it's not a thing vampires are able to do at random in the setting.
He's really more like an extremely powerful lich, with the entire castle as his phylactery.

>>384404865
When it's a cartoon that ruins my favorite series, of course I'm going to be mad.

>>384405130
Your favorite series was already ruined years before.

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netflix series was great
can't wait for another episodes because 4 with only 20 minutes are not enough
anyway go back to >>>/tv/ or >>>/co/

>>384405278
s2 confirmed with 8 more eps in the work

>>384398483
He doesn't care, he just latched to something that he can easily use to shitpost loudly and get (You)s, both the games and the netflix series show that there is a clear distinction between evil church members who end up being forsaken either by god or by the rest of the church.

For fuck sake, the Order of Ecclesia was officially sanctioned by the church so they could make their own fighters to deal with Dracula without having depend only on Belmonts, they just fucked up by not noticing Barlowe was a fucking Dracula cultist and later we have the Belnades who work directly with the Belmonts

>>384405130
How many games in the series have you beaten?

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>>384382506
I don't want to be that guy but Vlad did go a little overboard with the impaling of everything he didn't like. Still I think he'd be a really cool guy if you didn't piss him off.

>>384398528
The Speakers represented actual christians. It's why the bishop wanted them dead.

>>384405457
He probably watched a Symphony letsplay with audio commentary by his favourite lets player making him a expert in his mind

>>384405457
I've beaten all the games except the 64 games.
>>384406047
Nice assumptions, faggot.

>Hear show is "anti-Christian"
>See one bishop acting like an asshole
>Demons are taunting him
>Outright say that his prayers would have worked if he wasn't an asshole
>Later a good group of priests make holy water
>It actually works

I don't get it.

>>384406529
I really doubt that. Are you aware how many castlevania games there are?

>>384406529
So how come you get details blatantly wrong about the story, setting and characters?

>le religion is bad xd
Fuck this show.

It's really quite disturbing how dedicated the shills are to defending this tripe, even in the face of being objectively shown why the show is bad.

Why are they doing this?

>>384406670
I liked how the salt and holy water teared through the demons like they were nothing

>>384406682
He will have to google it so his answer might take some time

>>384406795
religion is not bad in this show
corruption is, ordinary priest made holy water after all, sage

Wasn't this around the time the catholic church was actually pretty fishy and did shit like selling "indulgences" like a few decades later? I can see there being a fair bit of corruption in that day and age.

>>384406670
Every Christian is good and with god, you fucking fedora-tipper.

>>384407168
This was when the Pope was basically a king over all the Catholic nations and was corrupt as shit.

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>>384406682
>a /v/irgin is shocked that people actually play video games

>>384407168
None of this was in the games. They stayed away from putting religious or political "commentary" in the games.

Now they're putting it in the netflix series and /v/ is rightfully calling it out.

>>384407296
>God says for people to not do bad things
>Surprised he doesn't help people who do bad things.

I mean, the Demons say the Bishop betrayed his church and they love him for it. Not really a christian with that, is he?

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>>384407425

>>384407917
>conjured by a succubus

>>384407351
How did you like haunted castle then?

>>384408031
>"Alucard's mother. Count Dracula's wife who he loved dearly, a woman like the Virgin Mary. She created medicines for those people who suffered from the epidemic but she was executed due to the witch trials."
>—Akumajō Dracula X: Gekka no Yasoukyoku booklet description

>>384408031
Succubuses in castlevania feed on your memories. That's basically how it happened until she starts saying shit about humans because that's when Alucard notices it doesn't line up with his memories. Notice the priest with the tonsure and bible off to the right.

Next time play the games before shitposting about them I guess.

>>384406670
Religious people are retarded trigger babbies.

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>>384408031
Dumb EOP

>>384408031
The scene is literally drawn from his memories, it's not until the succubus starts saying things his mother didn't that Alucard snaps out of it

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Don't reply to the shitposters. Anyone who watched the show knows what they wanted to tell with it. Its clear the shitposters(or just one dedicated faggot) only want (You)s and as long as people keep replying they will continue to shit up any thread with the mention of Netflixmania(or they will just bring it up themselves). Ignore them no matter how false and retarded their posts are, for the sake of thread quality.

PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL RELIGIONS

>>384392938
so you read the negative opinions to "inform" yourself before you "watched" it then?

>>384408360

Why was she blushing there?

Was she imagining Alucard destroying her with his cock

>>384408360
Sypha a cute

>>384406795
>implying it isn't
You fags always cry about the influence Judaism has had on government and politics and that's just one of them.
Look at what Islam is doing.
Look at what the Catholic church has done.

>>384406670
Blame the fedora meme and /pol/ for turning half of 4chan into retarded, oversensitive fundamentalists as a kneejerk contrarian response to some dumbshit atheists/SJWs.

>>384408158
>>384408297

do you have a reliable English translated source for that? I can't find one

>>384408159
>>384408337

So you're saying the conjuring is 100% reliable up until that point? lel

>>384408415
YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL! MANKIND ILL NEEDS A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!

>>384408493
Automatic vampiric charm maybe?

>>384408460
I'm not going to watch something that's blasphemous to our God.

>>384408574
WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!

>>384408493
She accidentally made beer in her pants

>>384406795

Religion became obsolete once we hit the early 1800s

Deal with it

>>384382506
>"the real Vlad"

There never really existed a Vlad Tepes, he was just a myth like Robin Hood.

>>384408616
Get a load of this chick tracts piece of shit

Episode 2 and 3 were so damn boring. Episode 1 and 4 had about one good episode between them. Unless feel like I'm a little crazy since everyone on the planet seems to like this show even though it's the most cliche shit on the planet. The whole thing could've been 45 minutes.

>>384408562
You have japanese OCR, you are only ignorant because you wish to be, we cannot help you there, we gave everything you needed to understand

>>384408493
She already knows she'll end up with Trevor. They were a thing in one of the games, and since she saw a vision from the future that included her and Trevor she already knows what likely will happen.

She's going to help resurrect the Belmont family!

>>384408752
>no source

thanks for admitting i won the argument

>>384408616
>Demons outright say God is real but won't help the Bishop because he was an asshole
>Priests who followed God's word were blessed enough to make Holy Water that actually killed Demons

How is it blasphemous? It literally shows that if you don't follow god, he doesn't help you. If you do, he will help.

>>384408737
Did you even read the thread? The people saying they liked it come off as dubious at the least. All the other boards on 4chan didn't like it either, and a good chunk of the critic reviews for it have panned it.

>>384408808
>>no source
What is this? >>384408297
Or this
>—Akumajō Dracula X: Gekka no Yasoukyoku booklet description

>>384408825
1. Showing a minister of God to be corrupt
2. Glorifying demons and Satan

>>384408926
really? I need to pay more attention I guess.

>>384408946
see >>384408562

im still winning here

>>384408946
Not sources because they're not spoonfeeding him in english. You forgot that he was also born with the unnatural skill to automatically win any argument he enters no matter his approach. You're outclassed this time, anon.

>>384408958
1. Some priests and Bishops are corrupt. That is a fact of life and being human with sin. However, it counterbalances that by showing other agents are great.
2. The whole point of the games and the series is to kill the demons because they are corrupting everything. How is that "glorifying"?

>>384408958
You do actually know that the only incorruptible being is Jesus right? Everyone else can be tempted and corrupted ad the demons are also destroyed by the holy power of the holy water blessed by a priest faithful to God himself

Why didn't Alucard save Lisa? He wasn't travelling as a human like Dracula

>>384408616
Tbh he accomplishes more in castlevania than he ever does irl.

>>384408926
I think you're suffering confirmation bias, friend. I thought it was a solid 6 to 8/10 depending on the moment. Bar scene probably dragged on longer than it should have. Alucard fight got me hot and bothered. Dracula's exposition was probably too quick. Everything you need is in the subtext, I like that the show doesn't overtly spell everything out for you but does answer questions about the setting regardless. I like that the show makes references to the mechanics of the games. I wish the animation was more than just keyframes, but the keyframes are actually incredible. It's a dece show, my guy.

>>384409146
>only incorruptible being is a jew
What did the bible mean by this

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Itt: christians who played the castlevania series argue with shitposters who have never played any of the games.

>>384409191

He wasn't there? I dunno

There was like a 30 year time skip

>>384394116
I'm glad someone pointed this out. The anti Church bs was so on the nose. I bet they'll even throw in one or two lines about how "advanced" Islam is in future episodes.

>>384409303
>There's only two types of people you guys! >Christians that hate everything that differ with them and people who aren't religious!

>>384409303
they're not shitposters, they're marketers

>>384409352
Except it was also the church that defeated the demons.

One bishop being corrupt isn't saying the entire religion is corrupt.

>>384409191
Gaiuscard did nothing wrong

>>384409437
>>384409419
so you guys can't read? understandable. lots of people are illiterate.

>>384409253
>Everything you need is in the subtext

lol