>Pearl wins the first Splatfest /v/ BTFO.

What do you think it feels like to have your arms between Pearl's tentacles?

>>384001954

>popular slut gets overrun with idiot players again

lmao knew it

>>384001954
take that u dumb nigger

>>384001954
>ice cream is legitimately better than cake
>Marina is way better than Pearl

This doesn't make any sense.

>>384001954
>rock vs pop

It really wasn't even fair.

Congratulations Pearl! Show that Ocotslut who's the boss!

>>384001954
Both these characters look utterly fucking awful.
Easily the most unappealing females to come from Japan.

>>384001954

WE WUZ
SQUIDS AND SHIEEET

>>384002269
Marina was overflowing with players, as result they were put against themsleves, which doesn't give points.

>>384002423
Too far man :/

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>>384002269
Japan was Rock vs Pop

Ice Cream is only better than Cake if you're a fat American whose taste buds are so dead that anything that isn't tooth-melting sweet comes off as bland.

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>>384001954

>>384001954
>BTFO
Only faggots that watch e celebs and suck SJW cock like the brown octopus.

>>384002361
Is nintendo saying that niggers aren't even the same race as humans?

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Today is going to be Pearl day.
She's already won the very first Splatfest and she's gonna win the other 2 as well.

Cake > Ice Cream

>>384002423
woah dude

>>384002423
go back to >>>/b/

>>384002707
Shut up Onsokumaru You're 100% right, though. I don't know how the fuck anyone can say Ice Cream is better than Cake

>>384002707
Wow, did they change pearl's model?

She actually doesn't look like an abortion in this pic

>>384002707
To be fair, when it's put between "Frozen milk" and "Sugar bread" cake definitely sounds better.

>>384002557
For anyone wondering what those results are. Top is vote percentage, middle is solo queue win rate and bottom is group queue win rate.

>>384002557
>>384003039

Those are hardly BTFO numbers. It looks like Pearl squeaked by because Marina got stuck with a shit category. Cake vs Ice Cream should be much more indicative.

>>384002557
Well shit, that was surprisingly close.

>>384002557
With all this J-pop shit Japan loves to swallow, you would've thought Marina would've won on popularity alone.

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>>384002965
No that's the original

Pretty rigged. Considering how haphazard going solo is, it should count for 2 points over going in a group queue. Fake shit, Pearl just squeaked by due to Japan's shit taste.

>>384002707
Back in Texas, we always called ice cream "Frozen Cow Juice".

>>384003731
FCJ> sugar sponge

>>384002951
>I don't know how the fuck anyone can say Ice Cream is better than Cake
Ice cream is better than cake, I just said it

>>384002423
i remember being 14

>>384002168
Salty milk and coins.

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>>384003731

>>384004050
I also remember last thursday

>>384002269
>marina better than pearl
Pearl is the only good design of the two. You like a slut with a trashy piercing. I bet she has a tramp stamp too. Let's not ignore that Marina isn't even a squid.

>>384003657
How will you complain when Pearl wins Cake too?

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>>384004265
thanks for the (vous)

>>384003657

Holy fuck, can you be so assblasted this early in the day? You're going to experience some anal devastation after Pearl wins the EU and US Splatfests.

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>Pearl is legitimately cute
>Marina looks like a hooker
>people think Marina will win

>>384002951
ice cream is better than cake
kys cakefags

>>384004690
>>Pearl is legitimately cute
Listen, I'm not disagreeing because art involving her is nice, but her model looks like shit.

>side with Pearl in the JP splatfest
>will side with Marina on the EU one
Who's with me?

>>384001954
Yes!!! The marinafag purge starts now!

>>384004846
Same here. Only autistic waifufags pick sides depending on the character rather than the actual choice.

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>>384004846
Hime all the way.

>>384004846
Same. Marina is still best girl though

Pearl will win every splatfest simply because she's so unpopular.

>>384001954
Oh shit, I thought I missed ours for a second.

>>384004954
I agree. It's just twice as sweet when your girl of choice has the same preferences as you.
I would have picked Pop but I'm glad Pearl got her victory.

>>384002342
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/y/
>>>/hm/
>>>/cm/
>>>/r/eddit

>>384005010
>named Hime
>doesn't have hime bangs
What did they mean by this?

Guys what time is our splatfest on EST?
Is it 6-10?

NA Splatfest is 6-10PM EST, EU is 12-4PM EST. You can download both by changing your region on Nintendo's site.

>>384005314
>>384005179

>>384003534
Jesus, Pearl's model looks like some sort of Looney Tunes Elmira thing. Jesus that is ugly. Her 2d art work looks nothing like her 3d model.

>>384005372
Right? I don't know how they managed to fuck up this bad.

>people decide on a side because of the girl instead of what their actual opinions are
Literally the 2 party system

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>someone actually thinks this looks good
has anyone bothered to reverse color swap between marina and pearl? curious to see how they look swapped.

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>>384005372
I really don't see what is so ugly about it, but whatever.

I mean obviously Marina gets the dick hard and looks better but I don't see any issues with Pearl.

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I really want Cake to win, but something tells me there's no shot in hell.

>>384005616
I had to stop and watch part of their live exhibition when the Splatfest started. Was I the only one who did this?

>>384005179
yeah

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>The atomic buttblast when Pearl does a 3-0 sweep today

>>384005556
Pearl is a super duper cutie!

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>>384005609
>I really don't see what is so ugly about it, but whatever.
you can't be serious

>>384005693
Me too anon, me too.

>>384002707

This miscarriage can't even trash talk. How the fuck people can even look at her for 3 seconds without having the urge to puke?

>>384005707
>caring about the idol and not the side of the splatfest
As bad as real idolfags in Japan desu.

We're gunna set things right

>>384005727
>le Pearl looks like Chucky xD
ebin maymay dude! did you get it from your buddies at >>>/r/eddit?

>>384005556
>>384005372
it looks fine.

>>384005939
>getting this shittershattered because people think your waifu is ugly
sad

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>>384005939
>she doesn't
you can eat shit, but stop pretending like you're not.

>rock music
>social rejects and the occasional cool scenster
>pop music
>normal well adjusted people

Is japan really this autistic?

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>>384005126
she's named and designed after the northern pygmy squid, which is called the hime-ika in japan. very small squid blob

>>384006157
CUTE

>>384006114
>implying that's wrong

>>384006114
Rock won though.

>>384002707
Pretty solid bants from both

I thought it didn't start till 6pm est tonight?

>>384006603
There are 3 different splatfests, the Japan one that ended, the EU one which starts in an hour and a half, and the NA one that starts at 6PM EST.

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>>384001954
Pearl will be revealed as a girl (male)
This is why Pearl looks so weird to many.
You heard it here first

iT'S NOT FAIR! MARINA WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN! IT WAS HER TURN! MADAM OCTARIAN, IM WITH HER!

>>384006927
And we'll hear it last.

>>384001954
I wonder what it's like to have wanted to Remain, wanted Hillary to have her turn, wanted the Falcons to win the Super Bowl, and thought Marina would get a clean sweep.

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>>384007290

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>>384007290

>Jap wins the Jap Splatfest
>Nigger wins the NA Splatfest
>Close win for either side in the EU Splatfest

>>384004603
I live in Australia, my morning was already ruined anyhow.

Also its just facts, how is rock a popular genre in Japan? Its obviously a choice based solely on girl tastes, and Japan has proven time and time again that they have shit taste.

>>384004471
lel, if you werent good for translating I would have your retarded self filtered

>>384002951

Seems like you've never tasted original italian gelato.

Ice Cream > Cake

And this is coming from someone, who lives in a country where cake has cultural importance like ice cream has in italy.

>>384007413
Pearl already only edged by this win, I susupect the others will be even more close considering how many new players will be trying it out.

>>384006927
Name?

>>384007767
Google you fucking retard.
Video aint worth it anyhow

>>384002557


>barely won
>most likely because rock is inherently more popular than pop, especially today with garbage music being so overflowing

btfo where exactly

>>384001954
Just wait until they actually do Pearl vs Marina. Pearl won't stand a chance, it'll be a fucking slaughter.

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>>384006927
>>384007852
top kek

>>384004471
Marina will most likely have popularity in NA, idk about EU. If Pearl wins by virtue of skill alone in NA, respect. Otherwise if its one sided rigged shit like JP, lolno.
Team Ice Cream has an uphill battle anyway, with Marina being so popular it will undoubtedly lead to more shitters fucking up matches and more mirror matches, which dont count toward the total. So its really unfair to Marina either way, pity

>>384008119
Thats more telling of what Google thinks of you than the image itself.
Its Brooke Lee Adams, you underage fuck

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>>384008115
>J-j-just wait until for THIS splatfest! Then Marina will win for sure!

>>384004487
>vous

So close.

>>384008264
I was just laughing at some of the results, anon. Calm down.
>implying I have any interest in 3DPD

>>384008342
>Calliefags never recovered
Thanks for the morning keks

>>384001954
>hime
>iida
are those squid names?

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>Marinafags already throwing out excuses

You guys are gonna have a rough day.

>Japan
Wow, shocking OP
Wake me up when the real pros start playing.

>>384001954
I have no idea what a Splatfest is but I'm guessint its a poll based on normal votes.
Why would anyone vote for the Chucky monster is beyond me

They're so ugly. Like Bioware tier. Disgusting.

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If there was one thing I didn't miss about Splatfest and Splatoon in general, it was the waifu wars.

>>384008656
>namefag cant even be bothered to read the thread
Hello filter

>>384004409
This is literally Yolandi Visser against Nicki Minaj. You cannot play the "purity" card here.

>>384008784
>Marina is Nicki Minaj
/v/ is so music illiterate its fucking embarrassing.

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>>384008873
Then please enlighten me as to the music equivalent for Marina's aesthetic. The moment you can find someone better suited than Nicki, the second I call myself a faggot without giving myself a (you).

>>384007893
It's Japan, so Rock and Pop should be fairly even. They don't get western shit for their pop music.

>>384009052
>that face
Gross

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>>384009129
>IRL Humans
>Ever as good as their Japanified equivalent

>>384009234
what's with her eyes?

>>384009343
She's retarded.

>>384009462
ok, never heard of her before

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>Only an hour more till the 2nd splatfest

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>there are people posting IN THIS THREAD WITH YOU, who share the playerbase with you who vote based on the idol and not the splatfest choices
It's not about Marina versus Pearl you plebs, it's about ice cream versus cake.
Ice Cream
>hard to find bad ice cream unless it's really bad
>cools you off on hot days, but can still be eaten on a cold day
>hundreds upon thousands of different flavors
>can have all kinds of different textures within the ice cream
>cones add a delicious crunch and a nice contrast to the ice cream
Cake
>very delicious, but most cheap cake is over sugared garbage, which means you have to pay out the ass for good cake
>good cake comes in a big ass cake that you may not be able to eat before it goes bad
>very few varieties, and within those varieties are different qualities
>Ice cream cake is more ice cream than it is cake

>>384009565
Lucky bastard.

>>384009052

More like Aaliyah or Beyonce or some other 90's R&B singer. Nicki's way to flamboyant and trashy for Marina to be inspired by her.

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>>384002707
INFELIZ

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Marina may have the popular vote for now, but Pearl will be the one winning Splatfests.

>>384005727
>implying you wouldnt fuck that doll
her fucking voice begs to be silenced with cock desu

>>384010019
It's only ever been about who's more popular

>>384001954
Pearl is the best

>>384001954
>イイダ

lel

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>>384001954
Do I vote for my actual preference between the two options, or do I vote for Marina every time?

>>384010783
Actual preference you dork

>>384001954
pearl and marina splatfest dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TizaZ4u0-Pk

>>384007290
So, why do the villain wins if God is just and merciful?

>>384002543
You eat shit ice cream

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>>384010938
>Splats shots
Nice

>>384005010
I want to marry iida

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>>384011140
Just like her sister

>>384001954
Can someone tell me what weapons are available for the spaltfest?

Is it the same available in the demo while roaming the plaza

>>384011504
roller, charger, shooter, duelies

>>384011382
Why are the two best girls fighting?

Always chose what you like, not between what idol you like more.
You decide that on the last one

>>384009732
The only kind of cake I like is are the ones that are moistered with milk
Can do no wrong with ice cream

EU and NA splatfests are biased, it's the summer, people are more likely to choose Ice Cream for that reason.

>>384011843
>Not enjoying some frozen chocolate fudge during winter

>>384011843
Also, Cake is trashbin tier compared to Ice Cream.

I literally stopped having cakes on my Birthday around age 12 and started having Ice Cream and/or Rootbeer Floats instead.

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>>384010938
good to see Japan record the dance from many angles

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EU IS UP! LETS DO THIS TEAM ICE CREAM

>>384005847
Fucking this shit. Like im a Marina lover but I voted for Rock. Later I voted Ice Cream. When it becomes idol showdown then ill pick who I want but right now its what is better not who is better.

>No connection problems at all on the Japan splatfest
>Get kicked out of 3 EU games in a row
NINTENDO

>>384011623

The gremlin is a powder keg and couldn't handle Marie's bantz.

>>384009234
ay lmos

>Reggie is team ice cream
>Bill is team ice cream
>Bowser is team ice cream

Isn't this splatfest a tiny bit rigged?

>>384014502
>Bowser

Source?

I made an EU account AND I switched my system to EU, but I'm still getting the fucking American Splatfest. What the hell do I need to do?

>>384014654
you have to download the EU version form the e-shop

>>384014580
https://twitter.com/thetruebowser/status/886000358056574976

>>384014654
The demos are different. Go to the eshop on the EU account and download the EU demo.

>>384014762
>>384014739
There's only the American one, I already thought of that.

>>384001954
WHITES WIN AGAIN

NIGGERS BTFO

Too many ice creams in EU

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God damn it

>>384014870
Try deleting the EU account and just going to https://accounts.nintendo.com/ and changing your NA account region to EU and then go try downloading it. You can change the region back once you've started the download.

>>384014870
>>384015063
>Australia doesn't use the EU eShop on the Switch
Fucking hell, I've been trying to get this set up for 30 minutes and THAT's the problem?
Fuck me.
Hurry up I want to play some squids

Every game is ice cream vs ice cream what the fuck

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>Team Ice cream fighting itself because team cake is nonexistent

HOW DO I ZOOM IN?

Why is Europe full of creamfags? Is cake too haram for you guys?

How likely is it that by the end of the splatfest we'll find out a >80% popularity for Ice cream?

How do you roll with dualies?

>>384015358
Are you using a charger?

>>384015464
Jump while shooting

>>384015464
Hit b and a direction while firing.

How do I activate the Glowing "PRESS R" Ability? I just throw a grenade it seems.

>>384015464
Jump while shooting.

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>Team ice cream will lose because they are trapped in civil wars
Why they haven't fixed this shit yet?

>>384015561
Click on the right analog stick.

How to play with as a 2stack team?

>>384015561
Press in the Right stick..

>>384015261
at least you have games
>not enough cake players to even get a group of 4 going

>>384015515
im on the tv and the charger is plugged in

Marinafag salt in this thread is off the charts.

>>384015598
>free wins
>lose

>>384015598

I've had ONE (1) match against Team Cake.

I think one of the things that makes Pearl look sorta off is that she has no eyelashes. Those add a great deal of femininity to the Squid Sisters and Marina.

She's the only one that doesn't have them. That's an idol anyway. The normal squid girls don't, but Pearl's massive forehead space isn't helping her case.

>>384015739
i mean the weapon. you can only zoom in with that.

God, I fucking hate these two. Someone kill them and bring back Callie and Marie.

>>384015598
>implying this is an issue


they fixed that with the splatfest power ranking the first game. Didn't they bring back that system for 2?

>>384015940

Pearl has a fivehead.

>>384015947
im using the sniper

>>384015637
>>384015667
Thanks

>first match vs team cake is a loss

FUG

Do ditto matches still count todays ice cream winning?

>>384015931
me too

>>384015907
Battles against your own team doesn't give points to win the splafest.

>>384015991
I like them more, but that's probably because I like J-Rap more than J-Pop

Reminder that the pro controller has input lag. The actually pro way to play is split joycons.

>>384016017
Dunno, i don't see x2 and x4 anymore >>384002557

>>384016091
>J-Rap
Is that what they're based off of?

You know what this game needs?

A second screen for a map

If you pick cake for the American splatfests your guaranteed to find matches

Please pick cake

>>384016342
I'm doing well with one.

>>384016342
Press X

>>384007449
>how is rock a popular genre in Japan?
They have their own genre, J-rock. Tons of anime use it as OPs and Splatoon is a game for creepy otaku pedos there.

>>384016038
i forgot to mention you need a scoped charger, they aren't available this splatfest

>>384016508
>have to stop shooting to look at the map

>>384005847
/v/ was certain Marina was gonna win everytime claiming Pearl is unlikable.

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I am playing but still need to reach level 2. How do I level up to get new gear?!

>>384016479
Cake Propoganda.

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>>384016586
>Having to away from your TV to look at the map

>>384016696
>Having to look away*

IT'S ALL ICE CREAMS

At first I thought it was some kind of lighting mistake but then I realised Marina's clothes light up with the music.

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Is it over already?
Fuck, I thought it was going on all day.

>>384010335
False, Callie won the most splatfests despite losing the final popularity contest against Marie.

>roller jump attack outranges everything but charger
Why would you use anything else?

>>384016980
because is easy to dodge

>>384005010

Truly the most powerful class in all of Japan. Himes never lose.

>still have only had 1 match against Team Cake
Jesus.

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HOW TO GET TO LEVEL 2 FOR MOAR GUNZ!?

>>384017121
you can't, this is a demo.

>>384017121
You don't.

>>384017121
>>384016678
You can't level up.

>>384016868
Due to marie having majority of the popular choices before they fixed that. I'm not mad though

>5 Mirror ice cream matches in a row
The absolute state of cake.

>>384016263
https://youtu.be/HmKQY1SQBas

>>384017024
dodges are easy to read, checkmate.

>>384017227
Callie won the most splatfests before they fixed that as well.

>>384002951
I don't, I just joined Marina's team because she is best girl.

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>>384005727
She looks nothing like that though, no cheekbones for one.

She's just a typical bratty forehead loli.

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>>384001954
>had nose surgery on Monday
>felt like shit all week
>migraines and constant nose bleeding with shit sleep and pressure in my nose
>FINALLY starting to feel better today and was going to DL Splatoon 2 soon so I could play
>see this


FUCK
MARINE, I'VE FAILED YOU

marina>squid sisters>piss>shit>pearl

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>>384005430
Clearly not considering Japan likes her more.

>>384017157
Then how are people using different weapons?

>tfw higher power level than in the JAP Splatfest because half the people playing in EU haven't played the first hand

>>384016860
source on this?

>>384017519
There are 4 weapons unlocked from the start, press start when you're not in a game.

>>384017519
those are the basic weapons given to everyone.

>>384017507
Just barely, though.

>>384017519
Only the Dualies, Splattershot, Roller and Charger are available. Go to the Equip screen.

>>384017452
You can play right now bro and fight for Marina. Go to nintendo's website and change your region to EU and download the EU splatfest.

>>384015664
Anyone?

>>384007081

These ironic hysteria posts are literally never funny

>>384017614
>Just barely, though.
Not really, plus the point is that she shouldn't even be close to being as popular as Marina yet she is actually more so.

>>384001954
RUSSIA MEDDLED IN THE SPLATFEST

START A FUCKING INVESTIGATION INTO CROOKED PEARL

>rollers can jump attack like 8 times before running out of ink
What the fuck, one or two shots are enough to kill you too.

Where is Marie in the lobby?

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>Team Cake is going to win because Team Ice Cream are fighting themselves and mirror matches don't matter

>>384017820
sucking octo dick.

>>384017754
Dude, japan has shit taste, they love persona 4's yusuke and fucking tingle, pearl should have curbstomped marina in popularity but she barely won.

>>384017675
Can't before the game comes out

>>384017882
>pearl should have curbstomped marina in popularity
why? Aren't you saying Pearl's ugly?

>>384009062
>They don't get western shit for their pop music
Yes they do. Everything that's in top 40 here is popular over there and is being blasted in coffee shops or stores.

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>>384017820
She's at octo valley.

>>384018008
Yes she is, she looks like the fucking brain and she reminds me an annoying (younger and ugly, so not hate incest for you) cousin i have that i always wanted to tell to GTFO but i couldn't never do it.

>>384018171
>Yes she is
Then why are you saying Pearl should have crushed Marina in popularity?

>>384001954
Pearl looks so cute when she's happy.

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HOW DO I USE THE BIG ASS ROCKETS?! I JUST STOOD THERE AND COULDNT FIRE!

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Reminder Pearl's the one getting the Zone flash.

>>384018250
Because japan shittaste makes them go around the contrary of us, yet pearl BARELY won in popularity despite this fact.

>>384018282
You have to aim around and find targets to lock on to. They don't have to be in sight, but they have to be within the circle.

>>384018282
Aim and then fire

>>384002695
They aren't. They hatched from brown chicken eggs.

>>384018357
In other words your claim of Japan going against the west isn't as true as you think.

>>384018331
>implying it won't be Pearl fucking Marina with her footlong futa dick

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Ice Cream... is a FEELING

>>384018484
Yes, that is my claim because loads anons here are saying that pearl is super popular in japan and the truth is that she barely is.

>>384018549
Zone does futa?

>>384018567
saw this the other day. god I blocked those videos from my memory

>>384018589
Nobody said ''super popular in japan'', she's more popular than Marina and that's it. But the disparity comes from the fact that Marina isn't more popular.

So how the hell are people doing these drawings pixel by pixel, someone explain because I'm a brainlet.

>>384004409
You're such a loser, it's pathetic.

>>384018742
real carefully.

Ice cream? I love ice cream!

>>384018626
I think he's only done it once, when he should be doing it all the time.

Cake forever, Pearl a BEST

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Post your current power level.

Ice cream be demolishing.

>>384018781
Damn you told him hard.

I'm just glad marinafags lost

Too bad I can't find a Switch anywhere and I don't want to pay fiilthy scalper fees

>>384018549
>futa
This isn't exactly that but
http://i.imgur.com/sKJxWbX.gif

how does rolling with the double guns work? did it once by accident

You wouldn't support a black, would you /v/eddit?

>>384018357
Don't exaggerate, Mario's popular in Japan just like the rest of the world, hell they even picked him for the Japan 2020 olympics teaser at the end of the 2016 Brazil one, including the motherfucking prime minister coming out of a warp pipe with a Mario hat.

>tfw prefer ice cream over cake, but prefer Pearl over Marina
I'm torn

WAIT DID I FUCKING MISS A QUASI-TREEHOUSE THREAD?

>>384019156
She's not ugly like the typical black person is. Doesn't have a wide nose or big ass lips for one just like 99% of all black japanese-made characters.

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>>384019204
Why? It's Ice Cream v Cake, not Pearl v Marina.

>>384008784
>yolandi
>will onpy let you sneak a peek
>is a vegetarian

>minaj
>music videos are basically born (anaconda really)
>is fat as fuck and fake as fuck

>>384019326
Go die in a fire.

Inklings are so ugly, they have a wide head and their facial features are all squished together.

Fanart omits that thankfully.

I can't even get a match now, what the fuck.

>>384009565
go listen / watch babys of fire by die andwoord right now

>>384019326
It implicitly is, though

>>384019079
Honorary american.

>>384001954
We won guys

>>384019476
No, it isn't. There'll probably be one that implicitly is at the end of Splatoon 2's life. This is not that. Only an autist is choosing teams based on who's headlining it.

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>>384001954
Nintenbros hate niggers.

>>384019990
I miss the Miiverse. It's a shame that it won't be implemented to the Switch.

What the fuck are these retarded creamfags doing? Get your shit together, you worthless fucks.

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>>384019990
>Defending Wii Sports' rental system

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>>384019990
>all the black people or niggers as I like to call them

Little Tom will always be /our guy/

>>384020098
Didn't use it personally, but wasn't it the only way you could upload your screenshots without hacking?
I wonder how Switch will handle that.

>>384020707
Yeah, I wonder how.

>>384020707
My guess is that it'll have something to do with the mobile app.

>>384020707
You can upload your screenshots with Twitter anon.

>>384010938
>Distinct personalities expressed in how they dance and play to the audience
Neat.

>Ice Team has so many more players there's infighting

>>384005830
Easy, I already emptied tanks with the negro octo.

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>>384018837
>he

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Everyone knows the real fight will be on the US splatfest, which Pearl and Team Cake will win.

>>384023682
Zone is a man.

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>NA splatfest forever from now

Fug.

>The connection is unstable.
Yeah, it certainly is.

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All these Marinafags are delusional. We already know who has the crown.

Let's be honest: Ice Cream Shops are far more common than Cake Shops.

Anybody could have predicted this outcome.