The 3v3 Tournament is currently underway.
>What is this?
Computer-controlled MSPaint cockfights.
>How do I make a Vermin?
Draw a monster with up to 3 forms in MSPaint, then distribute points between the five pictured stats as such:
-Evo 1 Vermin are allowed 13 points
-Evo 2 Vermin are allowed 16 points and an ability, or 20 points and no ability.
-Evo 3 Vermin are allowed 20 points and an ability, or 25 points and no ability.
>What kind of ability can I make?
Evolved Vermin are also allowed a special ability of your choosing, to be balanced at the discretion of the host. Complicated abilities may be retooled entirely for the sake of keeping the tournament running on-schedule.
If you choose not to use all of your stat points, a Vermin will be compensated automatically by the game engine with a random ability or a boost to their existing ability (effective up to 5 missing points).
>How do I enter my Vermin into the tournament?
When the host announces sign-ups are open, respond to that post with the Vermin you want to enter. First come, first serve.
>Where can I store my Vermin for safekeeping?
http://vb.booru.org/index.php
Battles at Vermin Fight Club are unsanctioned, and as such the rules and formulas will vary from those run by the original Tournament Host.
host ded edition
Today I will remind them
Seems like OP has crashed. Hopefully he's feeling fine.
>>380926453on itexpect it maybe tomorrow, and also expect it to be really badly-drawnand belly-heavy
Are you ready to see the best team win?
BUMP FOR ENDLESS ELECTRIC SAIL ELECTRIC BOOGALOO EDITION
rip host
Thanks to the anons who made these!
>>380926616
damn right you weren't first, foodfucker
>>380926408
Do it.
>>380926238
>>380926720
postan again
Wonsacompany's ability allows him to swap his defense and muscle for two turns on his second evo, three on his third. I don't know if you mistook that from my evolution line image or if you really meant a strong muscle
>>380926616
We got this in the bag
>>380926679
>>380926783
I warn you guys though, it's gonna be shit
WHO HERE /MEME SUPREME/?!
>host probably collapsed from lack of sleep
>>380926708
Best team
We'll sail over the corpses of our enemies
can anyone come up with some good names for these? I'll take literally anything.
>>380926787
You really have to hit up the Host for this info, or he will code it wrong, fellow castle defender.
TEAM BONER ZONE
GIVE IT UP SKELEBROS
>>380926773
>>380926823
>off by 10 seconds
>delete my post in shame
an attempt was made. food team still best team.
>>380926916
I said that in the past threads, don't know if he picked it up though.
>>380926901
That ability is beyond OP.
>moths are attracted to light
>all scorpions glow under UV light
>prisms refract light
Is Adorabuzz x Squartzpion confirmed?
>>380926927
>That look between red bones and the slime
THE SLIME BELONGS TO THE SKULL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>380927020
id ship it.
>>380926271
i like the idea of a flame scorpion, will make next
Quick guess what happened to the host!
>He got an error that he can't fix
>>380926901
That's incredibly unfair
>>380927035
its just a phase, she soon realizes communism never works and goes with the stable job having skull.
team weebshit ##represent
>>380927035
skull a shit, don't have arms to defend his waifu
>>380927070
His parents are fighting over which movie are they going to watch and he's coding an algorithm to decide
So who's the current fan-favorite to win the championship title?
>>380926901
Wisp-ly
Ghost-ly
GOD-lyAlso too strong, even with 0 guard.
>>380926901
yeah, no fucking way that's not gonna be nerfed to hell and back
>>380927070
Grandma got run over by a reindeer and now he has to go on a convoluted adventure to get her back.
>>380927070
This
>he added a 3rd monster and now nothing works
>>380927202
People seem to really like Boner zone, if only because their abilities have frightening synergy
Also
>Skeletonfags
>>380927070
He dead
>>380927070
>He's too busy jacking off to the lewd Phantits images on the booru
>>380927202
Skullfloat
>>380927202
no clue, but my favorite is team boner zone
>>380927202
make a strawpoll my dude.
>>380927063
I've got several Scorpion ideas.Magma and Glacier Scorpion to round out the Geo-ScorpionsUnstoppable Force/Tachyon Scorpion and Immovable Object/Adamantium ScorpionA scorpion that scavenges items of the second place tourney contestants and uses one of their abilities at random per turn all called Scorpenger
Thoughts on the design? Will add stats after that.
>>380927202
who else /underdogs/
>>380927202
THE MEME TEAM
>>380927441
don't push your luck bub
>>380926993
>>380927097
>>380927227
>>380927228
would you believe that the second evolution line is even more over powered?:^)
>>380926708
I tried
R8 the first /v/ermin I ever made done during last week's tourney
>>380927535
I'm not trying to, just stating my scorpion ideas.
wew
>tfw up for almost 60 hours straight
>Youtube finally accepted my videos after dicking around with a bunch of different media sites, but I accidentally named Blushroom "Spongus" for reasons I cannot even begin to fathom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgUgEJLq5gE&feature=youtu.be
>Realize I broke my new victory animation somehow
I guess I'm not really cut out to be host for much longer, huh. Since this was planned to be a Saturday/Sunday thing anyhow, we'll have to watch all 15 fights back-to-back tomorrow in a marathon. Is that okay with everyone? Since I'll be able to upload them ahead of time there won't be a holdup between each fight that way.
Except the finals and semifinals.I'll give Blushroom a proper rematch since apparently an imposter took his place.
TEAM CHILL WHERE WE AT
>>380927202
Bugs.
>>380927626
IT BEGIIIIINS
Here's an idea: an antiskeleton
A blob of flesh, hair, and muscle that grows bigger and more distinct with each evolution. In the last form you can see a human face and body
>4 hours, not even one fight
>>380927538
Even if we assume that crit chance is 50%, third evo is still stronger than second evo.
>>380927535
A FUCKING FLEEF
>>380927626
>SOUNDS EFFECTS AND MUSIC
>>380927626
aw dangbut did you fix squartzpion size though
>>380927626
>Total domination
What a start, holy shit
>>380927626
Don't beat yourself up VFC Host. It's a tough gig. Get some rest!
>>380927626
You're tired, nigga. This is amazing tho. Take a nap and we'll see you later.
.Plants utterly fucking annihilated
Remember kids, no Fast is suicide, but so is low HP.
>>380927679
How long have these threads been going for? He's probably dropped dead from exhaustion
what do you guys think of this one i made
i would try making status and abillities but i am not really the most creativer person
>>380927626
Holy fuck OP
>all those sound effects
>that music
>this in general
Big props to you, dude. I'm fine with it being in a marathon format. Now get some sleep, you need it.
>>380927675
How about
Brain > Nervous System and Brain > Brain + Nervous System + Human Flesh telepathically held in the shape of a human body
>>380927626
>I'll give Blushroom a proper rematch since apparently an imposter took his place.
What happened?
>>380927626
fucking rekt
>>380927697
no I meant that the first form has more than one evolution line is can change into. pic related is the second (or at least the rough sketch of it)
>>380927847
Pretty good, I'd root for him
>>380927626
No more log of actions?
>>380927847it reminds me of a something from Pokemon Clover
>>380927626
IT BEGINS AND IT'S PERFECT
Just do it live mate, we don't care about the animations.
I just got up. Am I late?
>>380927626
>Fruits
>Strong
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL
ZZ100/Jorastar anon here. You're welcome.
I don't know what I was thinking. This sandwich in front of me was not inspiration.
>>380926852
Meme supreme reporting and ready to blast!
>>380927483
Niceeee
Can someone please give me name ideasfor when I have to redraw this when I get home from work?
I would really appreciate it, I'm awful with names.
>>380927626
It's okay Host. Without you there wouldn't even be a tournament at all. Now sleep. we'll all be here when you get back.
>>380927626
Get Rekt Fruits
>>380927896
Sounds good to me. These boners need a nemesis.
>>380927626
R.A.M. IS SO FUCKING COOL
>>380927921
He accidentally called him Spongus
>>380927626
>>380927626
Their stats are so similar, how did plants get BTFO???
>>380927626
I'd prefer we'd watch it live rather than back to back tomorrow in a marathon but whatever you want, you're the host
>>380928073
>Invisible
>Invisibly Invincible
>Invisible Invincible
>>380927626
Good night host we love you
>>380927989
daaamn
those are actually really cuter
fuck, i will try thinking on something, thanks for the heads up tho
>>380926849
And? Just do it.
>>380927626
It's alright, Host. You've done enough in the past few weeks, I think you deserve some time off every now and then.Although, didn't you say that the last tournament's finale was gonna get wrapped up before this one officially started? Or did some shit happen that caused you to postpone that or something?
>>380927626
>accidentally named Blushroom "Spongus" for reasons I cannot even begin to fathom
Why is this so funny
>>380928285
I honestly thought you ripped them off because they were so similar.
>>380927626
>>380927626
I realized how badly worded I made my ability, so I tried to reword it. Hopefully it's not too late.
>>380928187
Ah okay
>>380927626
Rest well, Host
>>380927202
Ram, speaker and pointer are basically Boner Zone but better
>>380927626
I'd prefer to watch them staggered over an amount of time. It generates more hype that way, but you do you OP. This has been amazing so far.
>>380928363
Anon submissions ended like 5 hours ago
>>380928073
How about Olympic puppies.
/V/ERMINS ARE THE BEST THING I'VE SEEN IN VEH IN AEONS
>>380928291
That was just to remind that other anon curious about it. I'll get to work on it soon enough, though.
>>380928261
Non-linear growth curves on stats.
>Anything past X stat points has a reduced effect
Look at how slow Lazy pointer and Espina are compared to the rest.Also, concentrated attacks from the science division while agriculture mostly split it up.
>>380927626
THIS LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING
>>380928437
Mine is already in, I was just wondering if the Host misunderstood my ability.
>>380927626
>build Peelphin line around Blast
>doesn't even use a single one
>>380928395
Eh, I dunno. Bonezone's got an advantage on the focusing enemies front, since they automatically target the weakest enemy, where as Pointer's targeting is more of a manual thing (or, at least i intended it to be more manual. i dunno if the host picked up on it.)
>>380927626
looks like those fruits were left out to rot.
>>380927626
Sleep tight host. Will matches be same time tomorrow?
>>380928491
The anticipation is killing me.
>>380927626
Before you go, Mr. Host, I wanna say that R.A.M.'s ability also affects himself, or not if it's too OP
>>380928645
Really?You into thin girl on fat girl shit or something?
>>380928279
I forgot the picture because I'm retarded.
>>380927626
When does the tournament continue?
6pm EST?
>>380928759Never
>>380928697
I honestly just want to see what you'll do.Though since they're both plasma, wouldn't they just form together or something?
>Somebody posted Mr. Mats on /mhg/
Which one of you bozos did it
>>380927227
took your idea
also nerfed a little
I'm a little confused, is this the last vermin fight club?
>>380928801Chemistry doesn't apply in the world of /v/ermin porn, anon. Fusion is a fetish that only satisfies a small niche, so as to appeal to the masses, it will focus on the thicc.
>>380928893
It was(You)
>>380928893
you trying to keep it from becoming a meme is a worse meme that it even is. mr mats is beautiful, and a being outside of your control now.
Also link it
>>380928801
>thicc + fusion
all we need now is scat, guro, ntr and furry and we'll have the shittiest fetish image known to man
>>380927626
When is the marathon Host?
I want to be here when the skeletons beat the leftovers.
>>380929103
>implying
>>380929005Give Flammabella a nice set of tits and a perky ass to maximize over-the-top squishing potential
>>380929101
Fusion is a shit-tier fetish desu
>>380928895
stiiilll needs nerfing.
>attacks are 50% less likely to hit and do 110% damage when they do
>only critical hits can cause damage and do 200% more damage than normal
>>380928926
As long as there is a host there will be /v/ermin cockfights.
We have two hosts VFC and the old host.There is also a project to create an universal engine made by someone
>>380929090
Not that guy, but
>>>/vg/180046461
>>>/vg/180046767I hope I did this right.
>>380928895
Yeah that's pretty ridiculous. Either it's only muscle attacks that are dodged, or it's a damage reduction. Your min is basically unkillable like this.
>>380929162
I think this is a much better balance with adding damage, although maybe tweak the 200% to maybe 150%. It has no guard so one crit with 200% might just a one-shot kill.
>>380928893
hi im you but better
>>380927046
>>380927020
Go Buggernaught! Woo!
>>380929462
draw bugger with a giant futa dick
Hopefully I can redeem myself tomorrow, but for now I must slep. I don't know if everyone would be okay with this, but from now on if we treat Saturday as the 'sign-up' day, and then Sunday as the actual tournament, it'd make it a lot easier for me to be able to prep everything ahead of time without having everyone wait on me to get everything into the system.
At least, when we have tournaments this size it seems to be the most realistic way to do it.
>>380927983
I can put it back in if everyone wants, I just thought it was kind of unnecessary screen clog with 6 Vermins on the screen.
>>380928279
>>380928418
Alrighty, I'll do 'em live tomorrow then.
There's only going to 15 so we can fit 'em into one day. It's more fun for me when it's a surprise too.
>>380928312
Yarp, but I wasn't considering that battle the official start of the tournament since I besmirched the good name of Blushroom over in a sleep-deprived stupor. We'll give 'em a second chance for.
>>380928575
>>380928759
>>380929103
6 pm EST.
Sorry guys, and thanks. I'm happy lots of people showed up today, even if a lot of really cool Vermin got left out. Good night fellas.
>>380929462
C-CUTE!
>>380929549
>Saturday as the 'sign-up' day, and then Sunday as the actual tournament
Sounds good.
move aside, jianmon
>>380929549
I LOVE YOU VFC HOST. YOU MAKE THIS BOARD GREAT.
>>380929549
Good night!
>>380929549
You're a sweetheart. Sleep well.
>>380928357
sorry
i actually never heard of this clover thing
but i am widly curios right now
>>380929549
You are the best person on /v/ right now, I'm pretty sure. God bless you, and have a good night.
>>380929549
Night.
>>380929754
No I haven't
>>380929549
I appreciate what you do. I don't think I could be mad at you.
>>380929754
Stop lying over the internet anon.
>>380929549
Night host!
Making history, sleep the good sleep
I can't draw for shit but I'm gonna give it a go.
>>380929549
Good night VFC host, good night.
Okay guys so defense is the 3vs3 meta, so if you have a glass cannon of any kind it is dead.
>>380929898
Just dew it!
>>380929549
goodnight sweet prince
*kisses on the forehead*
>>380929549
What the fuck are you talking about Host we fucking LOVE YOU!
Good night, see ya tomorrow at 6, it's going to be a wild ride!
I like the idea of Saturdays being sign ups and Sunday the matches.
>>380930002
gay
>>380930071
rude
>>380929549
PLEASE DONT LET MY EGG BABY DIE
>>380927626
Damn, blown the fuck out on the first fight
Rest in peace Plants n Shrooms
>>380930071
Is never gay when it is with the Host anon.
>>380929549
We all love you tremendously, Host!
Have a balloon.
>>380929090
disgusting
So now what do we do? Just hang out and draw?
>get an idea for pun vermin last night
>get most of the way though
>pass out and oversleep by heaps
rate my wip? I guess i'll try and finish it by next week
>>380929549
Man, everything that I could've said's already been said.
So, I guess I'll just say,
Thanks for everything.
Good night.
>>380930325
anus clenching spoops at the last one
>>380930434
fuck no
>>380930325
muddle guot is cute
>>380929549
>but from now on if we treat Saturday as the 'sign-up' day, and then Sunday as the actual tournament
I like this idea, at least for team-based tournaments since it gives us time to create fun OC and share in camaraderie.Goodnight fellow foodfighters. See you tomorrow!
>>380930434
fuck no
>>380930434
No. Keeping this anonymous is probably for the better.
>>380930318
Yes.
>>380930434
FUCK. NO. Keep 4chan in 4chan.
>>380930434
NO
>>380930318
Expect coding fags to become host and post vermins till the thread dies.
>>380930434
>>380930463
>>380930501
>>380930502
brb deleting the post so no one gets any ideas
>>380930447
that's the opposite of what you're supposed to do, anon
>>380930434
Yes
>>380930434
No.
>>380930434
it sounds like a good idea but these things will always go completely wrong.
>>380930434
How about no.
>>380930584
and you're not so big
What I miss?
>>380930689
You got it wrong shitstain
>>380930689
for you
>>380930570
you are not the one who dictates the actions of my sphincter
>>380930714
>>>380930434
>>380930714
Fruits becoming fruit salad and general autism from normalfags.
>>380930714
Nothing my dude, just check out the fight host posted. Fights are going to happen tomorrow
Place your bets now.
Which teams will be the fated four tomorrow?
is anyone rooting for us on the meme team outside of the people on the team?
So what is the difference between a standard attack and a blast attack?
Seems like they're just two different attacks, but blast attacks are more rare and can't be dodged(?)
>>380930489
Good night fellow foodfighter
>tfw my egg is gonna get cracked open by a car with arms for wheels
>>380930923
Blast attacks have a much, much lower chance of firing, some fights end without a single one
>>380930923
Yeah, I think blasts don't happen as often, but they pierce through (some) Guard.
Fingers crossed for Team Boner Zone, good night guys!
im bad at thinking up stuff and drawing stuff
>>380930916
Fuck the meme team; the trumbone zone is knocking down their door.
>>380930885
Food, bugs, chill boys, and sylvans.
>>380931182
t. Trumbone Zone team membertrombone was spelled wrong by the way.
>>380930447
>ranierwolfcastle.gif
cheers bud
>>380930481
thanks. wanted that one to be the cutest seeing as it has the weakest pun
So who's your favorite /v/ermin that hasn't been entered yet anons, and hope to see in the next tourney.
>>380931210
>bugs
Thanks
>>380931357Scorpenger
>>380931357
the ones i made
>>380931357
This guy
>>380930885
Food, Weeb, Castle, Deep Sea
>>380931357
These
>>380927626
I DEMAND THE SECOND ROUND MUSIC TO BE THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd6zu7anvgQ
>>380931357
the counterfeit pepe was pretty cool imo
>>380931357
there was a green ant vermin with yellow eyes and a proboscis that was pretty neat; saw it the thread from about 20 hours ago i think
>>380931278
i think it was on purpose because there's a vermin with a trumpet and they're all bones. nobody on the team has an actual trombone.
>>380931278
Yeah, I realized that. Just spelling out how it is. Good luck tomorrow, though.
>>380931474
>Not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af9pTcq5uSo&t=94s
>>380929347
what about this then?
>>380931357
Christmas Snake
>>380931357
probably this along with the other clock /v/ermin.
I really want a clock team.
>>380931749
Honestly I don't know how tomorrow is going to turn out, I thought blast was like a different attack form like special attack in pokemon, but now it seems that it's more rare so a blast focused vermin seems bad
>>380931357
I plan on sending this one to the next tournment
What ya guys think?
>>380929617
dammit, now I want to make a jian themed one.
>>380931474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZUGa1R5LSs
SHUT THE FUC UP AND GETS FUC
beepis and garflondo /v/ermin when?
>thag first fight
Yup, i already know who is winning this tournament.
>>380931947
That's not much of an improvement. Some mins have 50% chance to avoid muscle attacks and that's it, or crit resistance, or blast attacks only deal 50%. Basically, you need to balance the ability with a negative effect. A few posters suggested something that wasn't too bad:
>>380929162
>>380929353
>>380932481
neber eber
>>380932481
>Beepis and Garflando are already 2 years old
How does this look?
>>380932717
I miss Beepis/Garflondo posting, what ever happened to it?
>>380931947
mite b cooler if it said "100% chance to take no damage every time"
>>380927585
Dust Devil is literally a reskinned Taz the Tasmanian Devil
Is it okay to make a vermin who is just two stages? Seems like everyone either goes 3 or 1
is there an image where all the teams are in one group photo?
>>380931357
>>380933407
host says he just powers them up if they don't evolve
>Gummi anon made like, 30 different stages
>Didnt get in
Press G to gummi on his grave.
>>380933812
he should have submitted the full gummi chart.
>>380927630
DON'T THINK YOU CAN BREAK THROUGH OUR FORMATION, FOOLISH INSECTS!
>>380934013
best team
this shit is getting too popular now, us regulars aren't going to stand a chance against the lurker pump n dump anons who just dropped in to put their meme /v/ermin in and cuck us true vermin lovers.
is there a better method than first come first serve? is there a verifiable way to do it ballot style? voting? every alternative sucks but first come first serve is a fucking crazy black friday rush meme. i hate this bros its only going to get worse.
>>380934386
Easy, you simply__________________git gud_______________
>>380926506
So is the engine available for download? Or is it only available to the host, passed from host to host?
>>380934013
They need extremely cheery japanese music playing during their fights, like shit you'd hear on Teen Titans.
>>380934386
less vermin threads throughout the week.one a day at max.
>>380934678
>>>/ctt/
>>380934386
As long as you faggots keep making threads during the weekdays you're going to let more people know about this and its going to become a cancer rush every single time. It was all of you who just can't resist making these threads that caused what happened today. Why can't we use the booru forum or something if we really need to talk about it when a tourney isn't on?
>>380934638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfpBn3VqHLg
>>380927483
This is a proper vermin
We need more quality non meme designs
Anyone save that mosquito? That one was really good
>>380934838
I haven't seen any threads during the week. I've held back every urge to invite friends to join, since I know it'll just oversaturate the already growing community. Still, I agree. We should leave /v/ermin threads to the host.
>>380927626
man that was almost too fucking unfair. an absolute steamroll
Is there a stream?
>>380934386
The only option for a quality tournament would be if the host skips the dogshit /v/ermin but thatd be stupid in its own way and the bitching it would stir up would kill these threads forever.
I don't want a circlejerk but I don't want a bunch of faggots who come here just to drop some dank memes either. There's no winning now that the /v/ masses are catching on.
I'm done with these guys.I just tried to revamp the Skellentrice line
>>380934386
First come first serve is the best way to do it if we don't want it to become a circlejerk. There's most likely a better way to do it tho.
>>380934838
This. The vermin booru exists for a reason lads.
>>380934583
If you want to be a host, make a version of the engine. Both me and VFC Host have different engines we both made ourselves. There's also a bit of work involved in cropping images, setting up stats and abilities, and recording the things.
>>380934638
>Implying it's not vaporwave due to the fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQsqN_aWg4
Pls r8 my newly made vermin, first time
Did I do balance well?
>>380935629
I don't know how to code, so RIP me being a host
That and I don't have the time, too much work ;_;
>>380935849
yeah it's perfectly balanced
>>380935849
make it able to blast and it's still really strong but less broken
>>380929549
Dude, rest up; you did god's work today.
>>380930434
fuck no
>>380936125
>DO IT AGAIN BLAST SCORPION
>>380935629
An anon suggested something like this:
>Sign-ups are open for a five minute period
>After the five minute period is over, all posts in the period are put into an randomizer
>X entrants are randomly chosen for the tournament, based on how much the host wants
The sign-ups are long enough for people with screwed-up captchas or last minute touches to enter. People may not get their /v/ermin in, but it gives everyone an equal chance to get in, not the ones with the best internet.
>>380935629
are you going to host again?
it'd be cool if you and VFC ran a 64 vermin tournament together, each doing one half of the bracket and then having the final fight be a best 2 out of 3 in both engines. just a suggestion.
>>380936276
That sounds like the best way to do it but how could we randomize it in a way that everyone knows happened fairly?
Ability might be busted but oh well.
>>380936469
That's like asking how do we know if the fights are completely fair and there's no background tinkering with the stats, we don't, you gotta trust the host.
>>380935794
>someone made a reaction image of my OC
I may die peacefully now.
>>380936469
A site like random.org could be used for something like this. Maybe a .webm of them being randomized, or something?
People already place their trust in the host, and he hasn't faltered in that regard. He definitely wouldn't purposefully chose his favorites.
>>380936276
Yeah that's completely fair, I may try that when I get around to organizing my next tourney
>>380936372
Yes I will be host once my engine is done. Also that sounds like a massive undertaking but also bretty fun.My next tourney will likely be a champions tourney or a 4 monster free-for-all
>>380936469
Assign every monster enter a number, and use https://www.random.org/integer-sets/ I suppose.
>>380936561
Offensive Mr. Mats. I like it.now add it to the fucking booru
>>380936717
>champions tourney
i gotta avenge shield scorpion though
These are my vermin. They will guide me to victory through the virtues of honor, solidarity, and endurance.
>>380936901
>that ability
>>380936739
anon, the booru is down when I went to add.
>>380929617
>>380932167
There we go, I did it.
>>380936901
the fucking "ability"
>>380936561
>do a crit every other turn
Whoa, you're retarded.
>>380937101
Fukcing 10/10 on the ladder post
>booru is gone
>>380937326
Thanks anon. If I hadn't made this edit, cycles of guilt would have ensued.
Added stats and abilities, any thoughts?
>>380937546
(You)
a ripoff
>>380931357
Mine, specifically Worm Food
>>380937580
I would make the second ability a flat 50% as well.
>>380937546
>>>/out/
>>380937101
>>380929617
Excellent.
>>380937580
>blorf but better
why
Huh. It really is down.
>>380937827
It's back up
>>380937682
Alright, should be plenty. Thanks for the feedback!
>>380937769
Is blorf stats similar? I never seen his stats before
Been thinking of making an umbrella dragon of some sort based on this.
>>380937020
>>380937238
This any better?
New idea for mons
switch to legacy captcha, first 3 will be your mon and it's evosif it's unsolvable or gibberish just reroll
>>380938047
Same ability but without the poison. This vermin's ability would be a straight improvement. Seeing as how the stat totals are the same, you might wanna lower those percents to, like, 30 or so to have a little more originality.
they made an entire board for you faggots
>>>/qst/
and you still refuse to use it every time you come up with a new 'image board game' gimmick
christ
>>380938326
Throw me a bone then.
>>380938280
>BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
sorry we bumped off your eceleb/ecchidump/polbait thread, faggot
>>380938280
>missing out on fun because you're bitter
>having nothing better to do than play backseat janitor in the middle of the night
I don't envy you anon
>>380936901
>>380938147
Loving the face on the final form, I assume it's inspired by the DLC guns comic?
>>380938603
Yes.
>>380931357
The blue slime with a million different evolutions.
>>380938147
Try looking at other vermin, and the webms, to actually have an idea how how the game works
>>380929898
Well here I go, it's only got a first and second stage.
>>380938558
Read the abilities of other vermin. Could be like "40% chance of blast attack being 200% power" or something.
>>380937635
>>380938812
Do multiple probabilities stack?
>>380938147
Just try to create some special blast rules rather than adding an entirely new attack for no reason
>blast has 35% chance to trigger rectal laser
>rectal laser deals triple damage
>here's the special sprite
>etc
Don't make things more complicated than they need be
might be hard to program also I need names
When's the fucking TCG coming out anons. It's the logical next step.
>>380939242
>Overlorb
>>380939242
''my eyes are up here''
>>380939242
>>380939395
Orberlorb
>>380939242
Orbmageddon
>>380939242
Orblivion
Here's my entry. No idea what I should call them. Need names.
>>380939336
The facts are that no spinoff of vermins would be anywhere near as fun as watching them live with other anons and having your vermin implemented by the host. most of all it's the social component that's fun about this.
>>380939610
resizeandsaveaspng
>>380938924
No. Second ability replaces first one.
>>380939242
God damn the similarities between our two /v/ermins are remarkable
i was aiming to make a /v/ermin but i think i made a bumper sticker instead
>>380939610
If there's a 2v2 T-29 and Blast Scorpion should team up.
>>380938924
Yes?
>>380939764
He's asking for multiple probabilities for one ability like 50% of poison of which has 20% to decrease Fast by 1 once or something.
>>380939610
>Sure, man
>Easy, m8
>DONE FUCKING AROUND
Here's what I say. Make it so submissions have to have a transparent background. It saves the host time and filters out the fags who are too lazy too put that tiny bit of effort needed to download gimp without being a circle jerk. It doesnt mean you have to be good at art but it filters the meme faces and ass scratchers. Thoughts?
>>380939995
"Sure, man" is a good one
>>380940307
I love it!
>>380940251
>GIMP
>not paint.net
Now you're just GIMPing yourself over.
Is there any special rules to adding to the booru?
>>380940448
tag your shit
>>380940410
Thanks anon. Are applications open right now?
>>380940448
You may only add to the booru if the name of the day begins with a T.
You must use a DVORAK keyboard when submitting and adding tags.
You must have a shoe on your head when submitting.
Follow this trinity of laws and nothing you hold precious or dear will come to harm.
I would like to humbly submit my vermin
>>380940634
Nope, come back in a week's time.
>>380940634
No, you missed the disgusting post rush earlier where we reached full 48 monster capacity in 40 seconds.
>>380940641
>Not doing blackface properly
One job.
I'm really fucking trying here.
>>380940307
actually pretty good, though the M4 and ez8 should have 2 fasts at the least to indicate the evolution from medium tank to heavy tank
>>380940641
Oh wow its the fifth vermin line named wewuz kangz, how creative.
>>380940989
need to give WE a zulu shield and wooden spear
>>380938748
Please respond.
>>380941037
>El Fartac becomes stunned after using Rectal Laser
>Inb4 host makes it the whole round
Liking the meme value though.
>>380938923
>>380941086
Like this?
>>380941193
>Edgy
>Undertale
I don't like it.
>>380941193
I dont know, some mad storm clouds?
>>380941331
It's supposed to be cute, a girl dies from a broken heart then raises from the ground like a sad phoenix.
Not seeing the undertale connection though, just cause of the strip sweater?
what do you think of this one I just made?
>>380941203
Altered the ability a tad.
>>380941578
That, and the bob/bowl(???) hair.
What if there was an octopus but it was 8 heads and one tentacle
>>380941719
Ah, I guess I can see that.
It was supposed to just be long bangs like picture related, I just suck at drawing
>>380926707
is that supposed t o be ATHF?
>>380941859
it would be extremely painful
>>380941682
I like it. Ability seems a bit OP, but I guess you have a week to refine your min.
>>380941193
inb4 edgy.exe
but yeah edgy as fuck.
>>380941242
I like em, you should put them in a chart proper.
>>380941949
He'd be a large fella
>>380941859
Imagine, 7 Neecks. Maybe more
>>380941631
made a more op version of it too
pls critique
>>380937283
Are you retarded? Where does it say do a crit every other turn? It only crits when it activates and when it resets
>>380942124
Looks good to me.
>>380942092
Thanks grimsby
>Host let in that dickscratcher thing even though he said he hated it
At least he's dedicated to fairness, but I agree we need a rule that stops the worst of the shit before kiddies and their farting dick monsters and nigger jokes take this over. Transparency like the other Anon said is a good start since it won't turn away anyone but low effort shitposters
>>380933261
Anon, no shit. it's clearly a homage. References and homages are allowed.
>>380942030
Hopefully this can be programmed? This was originally a shitpost, but now I'm trying to make shit real god dammit.
>>380942260
I say we let the host decide
I mean there's really no objective way to separate the spam from the actual submissions so we might as well instate the most obvious person to draw the line as they see fit
>>380941859
>>380941949
I imagine the heads looking like a bunch of balloons with the tentacle as the string
>>380942124
>Regular bull
>Overly detailed bara anthro (Most likely ripped from furry art)
>A head
There's HUGE inconsistencies in the design. Stick to one theme and stick with it
>>380942586
That would be cool. Draw it.
>>380942490
Fixed that for you
>>380942443
You could probibly get away with having a chance to crit blast and it not be a one time per fight thing if you wanted to.
>>380942913
Dude I just finished my own and it took 5ever. Not even my original thought either.
Guy who first thought of the octopuses gets the chance to make it himself.
>>380943014
Nah, having it be a one time thing is fine. Think of the rectal laser as taking a massive fucking shit.
>>380942586
>>380942443
why only once per round?
>>380942943
oh right, thanks.
>>380943121
IT'S ME
TENTACLE GRAPE
>>380943121
Love it! Is this tank guy?
>>380926506
What is this ? Drawfag pokemon ?
>>380943121
turn it upside down and it's a bunch of testicles
>>380943202
Yes.
>>380942539
The problem is he's completely impartial besides that he doesn't want /pol/ crossposting. My vermin got in so I'm not salty about that but if he dropped just three or four of the meme faces and dildo monsters there were some fantastic vermin next in line. I know there's no objective way to measure what is shit but some vermin are obviously puked up in 5 seconds by passerby and it's very demoralizing for the people who wait all week and worked hard on their vermin and then get shafted for Pepes and :^) faces. I just wish there was a better way for those of us who are really invested in this.
>>380943202
Pssh, no.
It's /v/irgin Digimon.
>>380943202
Silly Frenchie, this is /v/idya Monster Rancher
>>380943101
I mean that's cool and all if you want it to be part of the theme, I was just saying it's almost UP by the look of it. Gimmic abilities are always welcome imo tho.
>>380943267
Old Host is alive, so it's possible we'll get more matches during the week as well now.
>>380943193
no i'm fish guy
>>380943281
>/v/irgin digimon
>/v/irmon
deepesyt lore
>>380943373
First it's OP, now it's UP. It's staying the way it is because I don't know how to balance shit. Thanks for the input though.
>>380943202
Silly rabbit, this is /v/ Dragon Quest Monsters
So how is this shit actually fucking played? Anyone got a webm of what's supposed to happen?
>>380943069
I am the guy. Whoever wants the idea can have it.
>>380943202
Nah, It's Shin /v/gami Tensei
>>380943507
All good man. If I were you I'd be closer to OP, since the host has generally nerfed things down to balanced if they are horribly bad so there's not to much to worry about as long as your trying.
>>380943737
>Guy running the thread plugs /v/irgin designed characters into handcrafted game
>Matches them up randomly
>Records and posts fights for our viewing entertainment
>>380943737
Got you covered. Try lurking, try doing something cool, don't be a faggot about it.
>>380943737
As of today, the setup is as follows:
>Saturdays
At 6 P.M. U.S. Eastern, VFC Host will post a Signups post you gotta reply to with the creature you wanna submit.
>Sundays
At 6 P.M. U.S. Eastern, VFC Host will begin posting the matches as he generates them. This change was implemented today.
>>380942810
the theme is bulls
I don't get what inconsistent about it
>>380943898
>too intelligent to attack
This will never not be funny.
>>380926679WIP.Kill me.
>>380943898
that is one of the worst webms to show someone who wants to learn how the game works
>>380943854
>Next host adds a talking mechanic and a charisma stat, making teams that way
mite b cool, if it weren't for the fact it'd probably triple the amount of time tournaments take.
>>380942586
I'm working on it friend
any want to think of a good evolution line for this one? I was only able to think up the second evo.
>>380943069
Cool
>>380933261
>Pointing this out
>for a game that's featured One-Punch Man, The Big Lebowski, Sanic, Garfield, and Jotaro as /v/ermin.
>>380943934
>Oh look a cow
>And it evolved into a buff humanoid
>Which then lost its body and turned into a head
Name 1 Pokemon/Digimon/whatever the fuck that did this.
>>380944085
The ability is overpowered. Try balancing it with something negative.
>>380943532
When you end up hosting again are you going to do weekends? I feel like keeping with the once a week a thing would be for the best. And from the sounds of it VFC Host has been running himself ragged so you could cover for each other when needed.
>>380944023
The only one I got with me.
Maybe post another, anon
>>380944152
Patamon if you evolve it to Angemon/Seraphimon and then Pixiemon
>>380942943
wait isn't that Ability broken?
the guy has pure muscle and then does critics
In the past I was tempted to build a custom pokemon style battle game for web browsers.
Basically a little more indepth version of this. You upload images to be used, and design attacks for them based on simple parameters. Everything would have a cost associated, so you couldn't make overpowered stuff.
Kinda tempted to bring back the idea and build it. Could throw some easy single player on it too.
>>380944265
>He actually found an example
The abosolute madman.
>>380941297
yes, that's perfect, reflecting the loss of speed due to the heavier armaments and plates on the easy 8 compared to the m4
>>380944153
made ability clearer
I fail to see how it's overpowered. explain?
>>380944276
All I did was turn him to face the right way
>>380944387
Not that hard.
>>380944461
isn't it the same in both images?
>>380944085
Dim spike (poorly lit spike with a dunce cap)
Light spiker
Brilliant brambles (a cluster of light spikers around a larger one with glasses emitting tons of light)
>>380943991
I love it and I love you.
>>380943991Channel your inner pewpewpew/kip
>>380944456
>25% recoil per melee attack
>10% to stun every opponent for one turn per melee attack
seems balanced to me
>>380944456
I don't think it's OP, 10% for miss is a small chance and pyhrric characters don't get enough love.
What about the next evo making him a shooting star? A small buff to the ability + making it cc against teams would be balanced for 3rd evo I think.
>>380941297
I would also say change the name of hulldown to gun mantlet, representing that 40% of the T29's sillhouette is it's turret and gun mantlet, which is exceptionally armored. also just make it flat 40% chance to negate damage, since it wont be avoiding hits anyways
>>380944597
>inner KipShame he still won't do fatty arms and necks.
Blushroom or Spongus, who did it better?
Does Fasts increase the chance of dodging attacks?
Need to know for character balance
>>380944864
Blushgus.
>>380944782Inner Eishiban, then
Maybe some woot
>>380944901
I would assume so but I've heard people say guard is dodge and that fast is crit and its all very confusing
posting b4 deleting forever
>>380944951Your taste in degenerate fat fetish artists is exquisite.
>>380944596
Flammabella will come soon.
>>380944597
>>380944951I'll try and channel all of those artists and produce a tolerable image in the end, but no guarantees. I don't even know the fundies, after all.
>>380944045
Alright. Give this hellbeast some names.
>>380945013
Damnit, I wish it were more straightforward, I can't tell if my current ability would make him OP.
>>380945126
fuckyouisavedit
>>380945232
Squig.
Pack of Squigs
Bundle of Squigs
>>380945232
>Cephaloflat
>Cephalofloat
>Cephalosquad
>>380945232
Baloopod (Balloon Cephalopod)
Bundlepus (Bundle Octopus)
Upken (Uplike the movieKraken)
I want to imagine it as a flail more than a balloon.
>>380945172
Why are there so many thiccfags in vermin threads? Come to think of it is this going to be the first waifu-free tournament?
>>380945232
Notco
Knocto
Knockedout
>>380945172That's just entry level stuff though
>>380945361
Show me some of this so called "thicc"
>>380945361
There's a waifu in Deep Sea, but it's not Thicc faggotry.
Since they didn't get in this week, anyone willing to give my microphone boys better names? Their current names are just the names of the actual mics they're based on.
>>380926506
judt had sex and drunk.and fuck. Good stuff guys. temember yhat you van alway make it. Mu girl.lovee perspna amd harvesr moon amd fucks.like.a.tiger. you can do it. I beleeeever in.you
>Spend like 30 minutes on this
>Looks like shit
Drawing with a mouse if fucking hard, wish I had a tablet.
>>380945361
>Waifu-free
That's physically impossible.
>>380945410
>entry levelWhen you've been with Woot since Melon Stand, I beg to disagree.
>>380945232
Serm
Soog
Smergma
>>380941297
by the way anon, if you're still here and you drew those yourself it would be really nice to see a T-70, a T-34 and an IS-2 lineup. I can already think of stats for them, but that's only if you're interested in hearing my opinion/ideas
>>380945510
Yeah but is your vermin going to win?
>>380945521
wheres the porn of first form
>>380945126
fuck you, I'mma enter this shit in the next tournament.
>>380945126
>Skeletimbs
As a New Yorker I chuckle
>>380945673
Hopefully nowhere, we need to stave off 'the spiral' for as long as possible.
>>380945521
wheres the porn of second form
>>380945759
too bad
if I had any artistic skills Id do it
>>380945751
NYC here, made me smile too
>>380945519
I gave my friend my tablet, woulda been perfect for this
>>380945521
>Nevada-tan reference
Jesus christ, I wasn't expecting that
>>380945478
the amount of creativity in these designs is the reverse of the amount of creativity in these names
marvellous
>>380946186
Names are tough
>>380946308
what kinda names do ya want for them. ice puns, sound puns, both, none?
>>380946186
Puns are my weak point, I admit. I got lucky with my other vermin, these guys, but it was basically a one-off and Plasmatic is weak.
>>380946394
Sound preferred, but if something icy manages to slip in well enough that's a-okay.
Has anyone done a vermin that's a joke on the "i have become a god" villain cliche?
Like the first form is super buff, second form is like this crazy monster, then the third is just like the perfectly smooth humanoid form to represent their "godhood"
>>380944265
>digimon
there's the problem.
>>380945673
no porn, but i have made """fanart"""
how do we get more superbosses? VFC obviously takes the community 'lore' into consideration but we don't have any good villains from the last 2 tournaments
>Make a character whose ability forces all enemy attacks on it, just as a massive damage sponge
>Make a character who ability fast but can heal it's allies by 10% of their life by giving up 10% of their life
>Make a character whose all speed and damage but whose ability prevents his allies abilities from being ignored or suppressed
That's how you would have won the tournament unless you got counter teamed hard
>>380945338
>>380945341
>>380945352
>>380945372
>>380945543
Thanks for the suggestions, comrades. I hope I can enter this abomination next week.
>>380946883
Mr. Mats can make a good villain character.
The problem is we have to kill 36 of him to get enough pieces to make the armor set, or at least 12 for the Champion Belt.
>>380947012
Hell yeah! You're welcome.
It feels so good helping with names.
>>380947050
I don't think host would turn a champ into a villain, doesn't seem fair.
>>380947147
>Not wanting a Rawk Hawk-type character
>>380946883
I have a main villain in mind, I think
>>380946883
The best villain we can get from this tourney is if buttscratcher gets past the first round
I'll actually feel bad for the skelekeks for once
>>380946882
post/link it
>>380946883
Beelzeblorf maybe?
>>380946883
Maybe a vermin that unfairly lost and seeks revenge
>>380947261
>Implying the Leftovers are villains and not the true underdogs of the tourney
>>380947336
>>380929462
The main thing Squartzpoin's thinking about right now isShe's not wearing the g-string!
>>380932150
>hasta linux vista, babe
NICE
>>380947248
I can't wait for vermin lore to get fleshed out between you and VFC having superbosses and bonus stuff
We need a WWE vs RAW style showdown between og tourney hosts champs and VFC champs.
>>380946883
What aboutspongus?
>>380947248
wait so how are your games gonna work?
also why no tripcode?
>>380932758
10/10 would fight
>>380932758
Cute
>>380947497
Dickscratcher removes any glory from them winning though because it's so shit and nkbidy wants it to evolve. It's pretty sad for the other 2 and even host regretted they had to be paired with him. Fucking hilarious.
>>380947630
Same as VFC, just with a different more streamlined engine and a few extra formats.
Also I don't think I need a Tripcode.
>>380947794
how many times a week/month/whatever?
>>380947837
Most likely Bi-weekly, with VFC one week, then Tourney the next, etc. etc.
>>380947954
does this mean Tourney starts in 7 days?
>>380947794
Yeah, VFC seems like he doesn't have a very streamlined system for putting vermin in, yours were much faster. I'll give him credit for being both an artist and a programmer though.
>extra formats
Care to share?
>>380947954
>inb4 YOTH becomes the flase prophet and leads /v/ermin into a shitpost spiral
>>380944583
>>380944639
used both your ideas :)
>>380948129
Why do you say that?
>>380948116
4-8 monster free for all
3-on-150 on 50 /v/ermin war
>>380948103
Not sure, I need time to work on the engine, I've got the structure in but the actual battling isn't in yet
>>380948129
I was the first host my dude, VFC has been doing them while I took my exams but I have free time now
Please rate this one.
>>380948348
>50 on 50 /v/ermin war
>>380948264
I think have 1 tourney a week is enough. It keeps people hyped because of the necessary wait. If the current host decides to drop this then I think that it would be fine for the other guy to pick it up.
>>380948348
>spoilerDOET.
>>380948245
forgot to add the custom blast
>>380948348
sounds fun as fuck desu
>>380948458
My fellow "shapeless energy thing" dude
>>380948623
>no "blockin' shine" joke
>>380948623
seems really op my friend
>>380948720
How so?
>>380948623
hey!...nice
>>380948348
Free for all sounds good.
50 on 50 not so much because of snowballing. Unless every single vermin has skills that change the game
>>380947710
It's not supposed to be cute! it's supposed to play on the way the cutesy emoticons on the screens contrast with the realistic animal bodies! now i have to climb to the highest mountains of >>>/ic/ to train untill i caan draw a hyper-realistic housecat,cheetah, and dragon. i'll be back in two years, keep the thread bumped, okay?
>>380948758
removing an entire form of damage from play when there are only two forms of damage is pretty unfair
>>380948410
Yeah. But he already said he'd coordinate with VFC Host so we'd have alternating tourneys. No worries until the third guy who has yet to appear shows up. Hell, we're probably fine until somebody releases the source code thinking they're doing us a favor.
>>380948813
Blast attacks are rare moves though, it's much more likely that normal attacks dominate the field.
If anything, my character only hard counters min-max blast builds
>>380948941
>If anything, my character only hard counters min-max blast builds
thats not good tho, blast builds make up 50% of possible attack strategies
Is this too thicc for a vermin? It's supposed to be a thicc sponge girl but I got carried away
>>380949283
>Not spongebob
One job.
>>380949283
Thiccwaifus always get stomped by the champ.
That moth will get killed by the champ this time. Screencast this for posterity.