As always Nerds, nerdettes, and gamers of /v/, Game the fuck on!

just literally who my shit up

>>332384879
you are going to trigger /v/

that doesn't look like SmoothMcGroove at all

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>>332384915

Not knowing about Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Tony Plays Video Games

You fucking newfag

cringeeeeee

cringe

Is it a youtube celebrity thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8-d0USED0g

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What's going on everyone? DSP here...

>>332384879
>Bam Margera, what will he do next?
>Whatever the fuck I want!

TOPADAMOARUNINLADDOIESMUHNAMEISJACKSECFIIPE

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>>332384879
Great, another sperging game youtuber.

Wait... is that...
>Razorblade necklace

Holy shit dat edge.

>>332384879
One of the few Youtubers who still hasn't fallen yet.

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>>332385127
>Jackass came out 16 years ago

>>332385212
Cause he has a good job.

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>>332385254

>>332385053
one day ONE DAY fitz will post a video on his channel and /v/ will explode, and then never post a video ever again

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>>332385127

>That feel when you share a first name with Bam

>>332385319
i want to fuck paige.

>>332385303
and it's gonna be just a 2 second video of fitz coughing

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>>332384879
Didn't this guy send dickpicks to an underaged girl?

Though to be fair, which youtuber hasn't?

>>332385380

who doesn't

ever since she moved to the main roster she's been getting more and more deliciously thick since you don't get much time to work out on a road schedule and can't eat healthy

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>>332384879
YouTube was a mistake.

>>332384879
He's a huge normie. Jealous as fuck of his collection though.

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>razor blade necklace
LIVIN ON THE EDGE

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>"What up, guys? My name's West, and I've got another FANtastic video for you guys."

>Be a huge fucking metal head in high school
>All into thrash, power and death metal being my main 3 genres.
>Go to an assload of shows and do a lot of stupid shit
>As soon as I get into college, maybe a year or two after, stop all that shit.

I still listen to the music, but its funny how as soon as I matured the dress and the attitude made me cringe hard.

Is that guy created with Oblivion character creation?

>>332385531
GOD FUCKING SPEED!

>>332385465
Odd since he has a child.

>>332385598
>down-syndrome Luke from linustips

>>332385679
fetal alcohol syndrome

its why he still listens to metal

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>>332385658

>grew up liking dad rock
>now I only listen to my waifu Taylor Swift and other hit music artists like Justin Timberlake and Katy Perry

At least now I get to sing along to songs that clearly aren't from a guy's perspective while I'm driving

>>332384879
You dont need to be a musician to be an earthrocker

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>reminder that AOS is basically just ManletTears

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obligatory reply asking about growing out of metal while acting superior to you

>>332385758
Didn't stop Keemstar.

>>332385875
>even mario is taller than you

>>332385875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o0Qp5J_Oo8

>>332385465
not sure if he sent anything but I heard about him flaunting it to some 16 year old finnish girl

>>332385875
Jesus Christ.

>>332385658
Ikr?

It's strange - once I went to Uni I stopped listening to all that shit.

Now, for some reason, I can't get enough of women singers. Florence and the Machine and Kimbra seem to fill my needs well enough, but I can't explain how I got here for the life of me.

>>332385907
Nigga you forgot your > smfh senpai

>>332384879
It's Zakk Wylde's skinny cousin.

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I want Mark to be my dad

>>332386018
it literally has nothing to do with college

listen to male singers for a long time, youll eventually want a change, thus comes female and girly dude singers. Give it a few more years and youll change again

>>332386203
This really, vocal styles are one of those things people often tend to shift around on. I was really into the sky-high '80s metal guys (Rob Halford, Geoff Tate, Midnight, Rob Rock etc) when I was in my teens and early 20s, and then I started going more towards the soulful bluesy singers like Paul Rodgers, Robert Palmer and Michael McDonald after that.

>>332384879
Is the the less cool Razor?

>>332384879
He is a little corny but he makes good points

>>332384879
>lmao im so nerdy lookit all muh gaems and figs xd

what did he mean by this????

>>332386467
idk, probably that he devoted a lot of time and energy to his hobby or something
lol what a poser am I right

>>332386404

thats just what a fool believes

Why does /v/ shit on AlphaOmegaSin? Sure, he's chuuni as fuck at an age when he probably shouldn't but his videos always share /v/'s general opinion on things.

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>>332384961

>>332386552
>he's chuuni

Fucking weeaboo.

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>>332386509
Yeah? Well fuck you, Loggins.

>growing out of metal
>I used to dress like sonic, but grew out of it
>when I was young I used to post on furry sites, not anymore

This is why /v/ is so shit these days.

Filled to brim with autists like these, who just switched to something else

>>332386506
he only plays mainstream garbage, poser would be the correct term

>>332386389
I legitimately can't tell if their stories are made up or not.

>It was November 17th 1987 and I woke up, ate some corn flakes for breakfast and watched the morning cartoons, it had snowed heavily outside, but I had to make it too my friend steves house who lived roughly 2.46 miles from my house, I exited my front door at 9:54am and started this long trek...."

How in fuck can they remember events that happened over 25-30 years ago with such clarity? I can barely even remember what the fuck I was doing a decade ago. I've only got bits and pieces of my childhood stored as well, yet HCG often talks about the SMELLS and the specific food he ate or the specific magazine he read etc etc.

A part of me thinks HCG stories are largely embellished.

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>>332386620

Yup. Some people are just more passionately into their scene than others.

Some of my friends have grown out of video games after becoming productive adults. I continue to play games despite being employed and in a relationship

>>332386582
>calling people out for being weeaboo on chink tapestry board

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>>332386720
>Knuckles casts teleport and everything appears 3000 feet above a rural area near the ocean outside Lagos, Nigeria. The ground, upon arriving, cracks apart. Eight seconds later, it caves in revealing an endless area of dense lightning strikes and sparks that cannot be made out individually. They are generally blue-white (FFD0D0FF) with a few yellow-white (FFFFD0D0) or blue (FFA0A0FF). The visibility through them is only two feet. They are so bright, 40,000 lumens, that, when in camera view, everything else darkens (from the camera adjusting).

You are now a big time eceleb!

How do you

>greet your fans (i.e. WHAT'S UP GAMERS)
>address your fans (i.e. /v/IRGINS)
>say goodbye (i.e. BUTTMUNCHER OUT)

Personally, I'd go with;
>Hello brothers and sisters.
>Brothers/Sisters.
>Peace.

>>332386720
>How in fuck can they remember events that happened over 25-30 years ago with such clarity? I can barely even remember what the fuck I was doing a decade ago.

Plenty of people arent as stupid as you are. There is a possibility the stories are bullshit too but having an excellent memory is not unheard of.

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>>332384879
Meddl Leude

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>>332386620
/v/ is full of people who the fuck bullied out of them during the weird stretch in the 00s where it wasn't cool to admit you played video games. So now their mentality is that you must never admit or show that you like a thing. Ever.

I assume most of /v/ has extreme paranoia.

>>332384879
Is that something that he actually says? Jesus Christ

Also, without the hair and beard, he would look like the most faggy bitch on the planet. Haha oh wait he still does

>>332386832
see >>332385598

>listen to nothing but kvlt black metal
>wear normal clothes like button down shirts and polos and have a respectable hair cut

I love metal, but I have never understood the metalhead subculture. Why does liking a genre of music mean you have to dress and act like an uncouth idiot?

>>332386832
You sound like a huge faggot. Eventually you'd just call everyone bro or sis out of sheer laziness and be obnoxious as shit.

>>332386720
You may just be a dumbass doomed to forever roam the world in an oblivious fugue state.

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>>332386801
Imagine if his government ever discovered his abilities

>>332386720
You're kinda right on that one, but some people can remember things quite well.

But then again, he is 43 years old.

>>332386832
You are such a faggot

As always not videogames, checkem, for the numbers need to be checked

Not vidya
five

>>332386832
fuck you
shitstains
fuck off

>>332386867

This so much.
/v/ is a bunch of wanna be normals.
/v/ is that guy that stands next to the popular kids but he's just like a movie extra in that circle.

>>332386864

schmeiss dir die prügel raus etzalla

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>>332386569
the fact that that squeaky-voiced manchild gets to bang this triggers me on levels that I find hard to describe.

>>332387172
That's a man though.

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>>332384879
FUCKING FUCK THE FUCK YEAH FUCK FUCK

>>332387172
That girder is too tight, you can see that gut trying to pop out

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>that feel when finally found a youtuber that is self-aware and actually not cringe as fuck
>enjoy his catalogue of videos for a few days
>randomly stumble onto one where he talks about himself and how he who is 20 or something has a girlfriend 10 years older with two or three kids

Caddy why did you have to go to cuck town man ;_;

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>>332387248
FUCKIN' SCUMFUCK FEMINIST BAGS OF FUCKIN' FUCK, FUCK 'EM

>>332386934
>but I have never understood the metalhead subculture.

As someone who has been putting on rock gigs, raves, doofs etc for 9 or so years and has been part of the music scene in my state for well over a decade, because metalheads are generally incredibly socially awkward nerds with massive superiority complexes.

Not as bad as Goths, 99% of Goths are flat out near autistic nerds with severe mental illnesses and will find any excuse too get into fights and the girls on top of this are generally complete and total sluts who love too create drama.
My friend used to run a major goth event, it was always so hilarious too watch the shit that would go down.

Shut up you stupid faggot and get a haircut you girl.

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>>332387172

>Wanting to fuck that

Goo fuck yourself

>>332387376
It's amusing that he complains about people getting offended yet he got easily offended by this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTdgHsifK38

Alpha's video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBky4ko9QRU

>>332386569
He's alright, he actually talks about video games and doesn't get wrapped up in politics.

>>332387484
Fuck you, I can hear it.

All these people who use video games as a replacement for personality lmao smmfh

>>332387560
HCG is literally "that kid" who would always make up secret codes or ways to unlock characters that dont exist and shit like that. He is a fucking compulsive liar.

>back in the 80s I used to skate, I was pretty good, could've went pro but ehh

>>332386832
>fuck you
>twats
>fuck off

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>>332384879
I prefer Ross.

>>332386832
>hello
>hello fans
>bye

>>332387641
He doesn't talk like that, he just talks about nostalgic moments because millennials love those kind of stories.

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>>332384879
>being enthusiastic about video games is now considered cancer
>you are only allowed to like video games cynically and as a last resort in life

/v/ sure is shit. I know I personally enjoy video games.

>>332387748
Would your username be something like TheGenericYoutuber?

Might be an idea.

>it's an OP sucks e-celeb cock episode.

When don't you worry about your own life instead of spending all day obsessing about and stalking e-celebs on youtube and twitter?

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>>332387248

>>332387350
>;_;
kill yourself cuck

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Daily reminder that AlphaOmegaSin is a skinnyfat manlet.

I'll give him credit that he's upfront about what he does. It's just his opinions on articles he finds.

>>332388184
Newfriend, I get that you are trying your earnest to fit in but you have to understand that ";_;" is integral part of /v/ culture ever since "so ronery" threads back in 2006.

Lurk more.

>>332388217
ahaha is that real

>>332385598

Was it wrong that I read the "FANtastic" as the way Frank says it in DR

>>332388217
No fucking way.

>>332387172
I think I'll let him take one for the team.

>>332388217
Alright, what's the backstory?

>>332388261
No, end yourself nerd.

>>332385875
Now I understand why the videos are always from the waist up.

>>332388217
Wait

is he talking to a guy...?

>>332388412
Supposely tumblr-4chan-/v/ hybrid catfished him on tinder in a thread months ago, reactions were mixed because the catfisher wasn't exactly a bright mind, drama and shitposting happened, thread 404'd on yelling idiots

>>332386832

>good day
>beta nerds
>that's it lads, now man the fuck up and try to be a fucking man instead of a beta little bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrijNgehSxU

>>332386552
>but his videos always share /v/'s general opinion on things.

Not true.

Unlike a lot of /v/, he (like I) eventually forgave Capcom for MML3 when they got their head from being stuck up their ass for years and realized "oh, people like it when we actually make games".

>>332388217
See, I told you he sent dickpicks!

>>332384879
>razor necklace

Dude... You are a grown ass man.

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>>332387350
blokes a reynard

>>332388217
disgusting

>>332388540
On one of his videos about a year ago, he was bragging about how much tail he supposedly got in high-school, so someone made a thread with a photo they'd found of him as a teenager. Needless to say, I don't think he was being too honest.

>>332388217
link to the prank thread

>>332386832
>Max took "sup dudes"

Man, I would've used that.

>>332388217
he better have a pube beard to go with his pube beard

>>332388771
Honestly not that out of reality. If you have long hair and arent compelte sperg you will get ton of pussy.

>>332386867
Nobody has ever been bullied for doing something

Even if you didn't play games, they would have found a way to make fun of you

Personally, everyone even in elementary school played a shitload of videogames, and that was like 20 years ago

>>332388976
Nah, he was an acne-covered sperg with greasy hair and a pug nose.

>>332388787
Not true, he says "What's up d00ds, Max here". There's a distinction.

>>332389037
So, /v/?

>>332389275
Pretty much.

>>332388987
This. Never understood the concept of video games being "uncool" and kids making fun of their peers for playing them.

>>332389319

Nah, you pokemon manchildren are completely uncool and should not be taken seriously. Especially those that play Japanese games that are TOO weebish.

>>332387350

Wait, fucking seriously?

God fucking damn it.

>>332388771
He also said he was popular in middle school in an older video I believe.

>>332387350
Why do you care so much?
>>332388261
Wow you showed him, you should screencap your post for posterity but close down the KYM tabs you faggot.

>>332387350
just saying, marrying a woman who already has kids is not the same thing as the "my wife's son" meme. The former is just marrying a divorced woman, the latter is her being unfaithful in your marriage

>>332388540
>catfish

projecting nerd detected

no pics or proof since im in school, but the screen>>332388217 was taken by me

but obviously every woman on the internet is a catfish because people who are more beautiful than you make you uncomfortable

>>332387350
Is "cuck" as misused as "millennial" on /v/?

>>332389491
Yeah. The oldest of the three kids is like 14 or something. And he is 19 or 20?

Totally normal right.

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>>332389684
>marrying a divorced woman

>>332389765

Well, I ASSUME the kids are from a previous marriage. If they're not then yeah I definitely think less of her as a person.

>>332384879

He's a really fucking wierd looking dude. No wonder he chose an alternate lifestyle.

>>332389737
Yeah, i remember that, i stopped caring about your petty fights against the other anons after a good while, since they quickly turned into a tumblr war.

Better than
>and have a great day

absolutely no thought went into that sign off whatsoever

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>>332387350

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>>332389832
>marrying a divorced woman

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>>332389890
>Being a DADDY comes from the heart

wallet*

>>332389890

It's kinda both.

Yeah blood is important, but if that kid was just on the street and you took them in and raised them, then I don't see how you're not their parent.

>>332389935

Eh, doesn't bother me. Though not all of them are divorced some are sadly widows.

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>>332389935

it really is a shame that some total qts end up being single mothers because they fucked up and got knocked up before they really knew what they wanted out of a relationship

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>>332390049
>that hideous monstrosity
>qts

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>>332390031
>but if that kid was just on the street and you took them in and raised them, then I don't see how you're not their parent.

because you fucking kidnapped them by the sounds of it m8

>>332390130
She's not bad looking. Losing the nose ring would be a good move, though.

>>332384879
Does this guy make a video about pretty much anything? Anything he uploads is literally "who cares?" don't even know why I used to be subbed to him.

>>332390139

Kidnapped them from who? If they were living on the street then society clearly didn't want them, much less their parents.

>>332388771
I know as a fact Razorfist was legitimately a virgin well into 2013 and he was pretty much the same "The girls are always on my dick, girls can't get enough of razorfist rahrahrah"

He got laid in 2014, but it's kind of hilarious that someone who bragged so much about how much of a sex god he was only one year off wizardom.

>>332384879
This guy is AWFUL.

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>>332390174
>She's not bad looking

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>>332390194
>If they were living on the street then society clearly didn't want them, much less their parents.

>much less their parents.

You're missing the irony here m8

>>332390187

I assume he just goes through whatever articles he can find that day, looks for whatever one he can actually talk about after casually perusing it, then gets out his camera.

>>332390270
it's against the rules to use avatars
please self destruct yourself

>>332390279
he also has a podcast with Johnny Millenial that is kinda comfy

>>332390178
I don't really get it, what kind of relationship should he have with them? Does /v/ chimp out about the idea of remarrying and adoption due to le cuck maymay now or something?

>>332390215
Daniel's a fucking retard. Didn't he upload a video of himself masturbating on Motherless alongside his then-phone number and then delete it when he got called out on it?

>>332390139
>you fucking kidnapped them
That's not how it works in my country. Finders keepers.

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>>332390305
Its against the rules to kidnap children as well, but that won't stop you, lol.

>>332390330
Let me guess, Romania?

>>332390178
>cuckdicarus

>>332390187
He's an opinionist.
A very popular job nowadays.

>>332390321
Most of /v/ won't have kids of their own for another 10 years, if that. I can't imagine how most of them would react if say tomorrow, their girlfriend told them she was infertile and can't have children.

>>332390398
Nah, in Romania you have to fill out a form after.

>>332390445
>nowadays

Professional pundits have been a thing since the 60s.

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>>332390454
>tomorrow, their girlfriend told them she was infertile and can't have children.

Fuck yeah, no more condoms

>>332385875

He's shorter than manlet tears, he looks 5'5

>>332390321
i've never seen a problem with raising a kid to be your own

genetically related or not, i'd be happy to be there for someone who has no one like that.

of course the exception being a coal burners lightskin children. shit ain't me. i dont tolerate coal burning

>>332390454
>creampie sunday is now everyday

how is this bad? also >implying I would ever pass my genes to another poor soul or willing bring a creature to this shallow shithole world of today

>>332390178
You do realize dating a woman with daughters is 99% of the time done by pedophiles?

Even honey boo boo got a rapist step-dad

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>>332390454
>girlfriend

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>>332390580
Dominic's only 5"4.

>>332390618
>it's not already everyday

She isn't on the pill....why?

>>332390651

Not everyone goes full Woody Allen

cocker spaniel lookin ass dwarf ass motherfucker

>>332385028
>watches youtubers
>calls others newfag
I hope the irony isn't lost on you.

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>having sex with a woman

>>332390756
Eastern europe. Pills available here fuck up her hormones and she gets all bloated and puts on weight.

until we broke up years ago and now I havent gotten laid in forever

>>332390805

The gay men around where I live have too high of standards

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>>332390776

>>332384879
That guy looks fucking gross

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>>332390936
>having sex with a man

>>332391046

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>>332391046
>Not avoiding the need for a woman by having an intimate bromance with benefits

>Not saying No Homo so it's not gay

>>332390174
https://youtu.be/klzsk5_a3Ak?list=LLiDtTrSpnVcWMsKT376OggA

>>332390853
>waaaah we are so poor we cant afford good pills

Pills everywhere fuck up hormones, thats exactly how they work. If they dont, they wont work.
Western women just man the fuck up and ruin their bodies so that their men can cum inside. And they still wont let them cum inside, because its harder to clean and you basically have to get out of bed and go to the bathroom to wash, and when you come back he doesnt feel like cuddling anymore.

>>332391089
Asexual\celibacy\abstinence.
The flesh is unclean, impure, corrupted and fragile.

>>332391192
Well why can't I leave it in and we fall asleep together?

AlphaOmegaSin is annoying. He'll rant for 20 minutes in a video and not say anything. He just proclaims his emotions. If it wasn't for his death metal aesthetic he'd just be an annoying nerdrager with autism.

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>>332391128
anon, it's just not the same.

>>332391192
That's why I just got a vasectomy

I'll reverse it once I decide I want kids

>>332391192
what kind of dumbfuck girl are you

>what are babywipes
>not just leaving it all in and falling asleep like that

What are you, too poor to have an extra pack of sheets to change tomorrow?

>>332391227
Because he doesnt want to be laying in a pool of his cum, sticking the sheets to his thighs.
Like a minute after cumming men find their sperm utterly disgusting to be around and on them.

>>332391260
people who feel this alone need to remeber experiencing these things wont make the hallow feeling in your hearts pit go away.

i did everything on that list, after craving it for all my life. it did nothing.

>>332391314
Oh boy, cant wait to wake up with the sheets sticking to my legs with dried up crusted sperm that was leaking out of me all night, smelling like yogurt left in the sun.

Fuck off, that shit needs to be cleaned up asap.

>>332391323

Not him but the only way you're going to stay hard inside her while sleeping is if you didn't cum

>>332391298
vasectomy will still make a mess. most of the liquid comes from your prostate anon. color and consistency of your load will remain and look the same both pre and post vasectomy.

>>332391363
This.
Embrace the absurd and let's all dance to the devil's tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs

>>332390695

>baby mod this upset

What a cuck

Manlet tears' family photo doesn't make him look nearly as short as that metal baby.

I love you guys.

>>332391384
You must be exciting in bed anon.

>>332391410
Then take a shower together and wash the cum off of each other

Want me to fuck your wife for you too?

>>332391481
>wash the cum off insides of her vagina

ha
ha
it doesnt work like that.

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>>332384879
Is that pic shopped? Because he looks like an alien.

Dillon Harper levels of being an ayy lmao.

>>332391298
>vasectomy
>reversing
Anon, I...

>>332391461
I am, because I dont let people cum inside, and thus I dont have to get out of bed to clean up.
Cum on tummy, wipe it out, into the trash it goes (or next to it if poor aim) and cuddle time.

>>332391298
5 years after vasectomy chance of successful reversal is around 70%.
After 10 years its 50%ish.
After more than 10 its most likely not habenin.

>>332391556
They can be reversed. It's not guaranteed though.

>>332391541
Everyone looks like a retard if you take a close up photo of their face and stare at it.

>>332391590

>trap talking as if it's an actual female

>>332391628
>women dont exist

>>332391590
I bet you dont swallow either.

No wonder you have nothing better to do than to shitpost on /v/ at 5am.

>>332391641

they wouldn't be as bitchy as you

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>>332391641
Not on /v/.

>>332391646
>what are time zones

And men have different tasting sperm, some of it is so fucking disgusting I wouldnt swallow if I was paid a million dollars.

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>be metalfag
>genuinly cringe at this manchild autist
Christ, and he has a kid too.

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>>332391363
Maybe you're right. I had all that like 5 years ago for the first time in my life, but now I might as well be dead. I'm sure I'll die alone

>>332391608
This faggot looks like a retard from every angle though.

>>332391676
>implying that /v/ isn't to blame for releasing Kaceytron and Inuitinua on the world

>>332391260
triggered;_;

>>332391556

Vasectomies are reversible. It's actually a lot safer and easier to than reversing tied tubes

>>332391594
>>332391556
Dont be silly, my doctor said it can be fixed easily

Not fucking vidya

>>332391674
>wanting to clean sperm after sex is bitching
I hate to be a living stereotype, but you really shouldnt talk about things you've never experienced.
Dont review games you havent played, and dont discuss sex until you pay a whore to educate you.

>>332391676
Trusting mainstream statistic websites with 4chan is pretty dumb. And even that shows that some women do visit /v/.

>>332391737
It's just really sad to me because he genuinely had fetal alcohol syndrome. As in, it's not even a joke, his facial structure shows each symptom. I don't know how he could ever forgive his parents for that.

>>332391694
You are not supposed to fucking like it, just put it down your throat as fast as you can and act like its the best thing ever

you think vaginas taste like fucking icecream? try licking a fucking battery end and pretend to like it for the 40 minutes you selfish cunt. women like you are the worst.

>>332384879
AYYYYYY
LMAO
M
A
O

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>>332391856
>eating pussy when you don't like it

>RAZORBLADE NECKLACE
>RAZORBLADE
>NECKLACE

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>332391260
Does this kind of stuff really make people sad? It just seems so outside the scope of comprehensibility that it seems almost silly to get upset over it. Like feeling sad you'll never get to experience the fourth spatial dimension.

>>332391856
>bawwww why wont you torture yourself for me

And I dont expect men to go down on me. Fingering is fine, licking is overrated. Doesnt feel as good, requires preparation so I dont shame myself (shaving, cleaning, oils and scents), and europeans think its degrading. Seeing how I am not the bitch you think me, I dont like to degrade my partners.

>>332391835
No, it says by their metrics that more females visit 4chan on average than the other websites they track. It doesn't say anything about /v/, which we all know has only trannies and neckbeards.

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>>332391856
>another man vs woman bullshit in a thread about alphaomegasin
Like pottery.

>>332391856
>you think vaginas taste like fucking icecream
Man, that would be awesome

>>332384879
Why is that face so punchable.

>>332391956
>>>/soc/
>>>/cgl/
>>>/fit/

>>332391942
its a Pantera thing, its not ironically "edgy".

This nigga look like a Alien

>>332391956
>as we know
As you assume*

>>332391961
Women are pulled in by his musk.

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>>332391954

>Doesn't shave

>>>/out/

>>332391676
Did they only track /cgl/ and /soc/?

>>332391954
LONDON
check this five

>>332391954
>basic hygiene is now a hassle

Let me guess, you also don't shave your armpits, legs or crack hair?

>Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
>Skinnyfat
>Manlet
>Sent dickpics to some 16 year old in Finland
>Saved his hair since he was 10 years old
>Pube beard
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WASSUP DUDES DUDETTES FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Can someone kill him and put him out of his misery?

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>>332392048
You're not fooling anyone.

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METAL JESUS HERE

>>332388771
>someone made a thread with a photo they'd found of him as a teenager.
Do you have the pic or a link to said pic?

>>332392224
Yeah see, guys like Metal Jesus and Gamester81 (Who seems to have some kind of learning disability, to be fair) are kinda dumb and not particularly interesting, but seem like alright guys and aren't outright fucking obnoxious like AOS is.

>>332384879
Isn't this the guy that chimped out on DSP because DSP told him to stop namedropping him in videos.

>>332392129
>shaving your bikini area is basic hygiene
>shaving your ass is basic hygiene

Are you a homosexual man by any chance?

>>332392305
Sorry senpai, you'll have to check the archive.

>>332392369
go away dsp

>>332392384
i never shave my cock, i have the motherfucking 'nam down there
ama

>>332384879
His har and beard incase is face and draws attention to his ayy lmao features. I don't think he could make it look if he tried though, fetal alcohol syndrome is a bitch to have

>>332392224
Reggie>John Hancock>Kacy>Kelsey>His wife>DMP>Kinsey

>>332392384
>women willingly spend hours and money every week doing their hair and nails
>oh no, trimming my pubes and two licks of douche is impossible hard work

>>332392436

Guys shouldn't shave it just makes your groin itchy

Girls should shave though that shit's disgusting

>>332392436
You should trip the hair. I always trim, having a jungle isnt pleasant.
Shaving however is most definitely not a requirement, and will ruin your skin.

>>332392385
Link?

>>332392491
>Guys shouldn't shave it
marry me
>>332392492
tried once, it was like i had a fucking hedgehog trying to garble my cock
it wasn't pleasant at all

>>332392490
I do trim, you imbecile. I dont shave however. And after I've been wearing pants for the whole day I dont feel comfortable someone putting their face next to my crotch unless I have time to clean and scent myself.
Put your finger in there, and keep your face next to mine.

>>332392491
>man shouldnt shave, but women should
Virginity 101: The Short Guide.

>>332392612

>european slag claiming she shaves

>>332384879
This guy is case in point why people like Anita are so popular.

>bitches on Twitter about DOOM violence, get's a few thousand views at most
>makes a video replying to her instead of talking about the game
>gets over a million views

I got a girl to deepthroat my dick for the first time in my life /v/

It felt heavenly, I feel like I have unraveled the meaning of life

>>332392651
>"I dont shave however"
>claiming she shaves

Learn to read, sonny.

>>332392474
Kinseys chubby ass is too low desu

>>332392719

you'd get the same feeling from sticking your dick in a jar of mayonnaise

women are useless, and they know that VR is only going to make them obsolete

How do you finger a girl /v/? I always imagine myself scratching her or some shit.

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>>332384879
This nigga looks like a spaniel

>>332392787
Make sure you've trimmed your fingernails and don't go in too hard.

>>332392787
you dont do the dick-like movement in and out. stick one finger in, curl it upwards towads the belly button and scratch the spongey surface with your finger tip. it requires some stamina building.

>>332392787
reverse metal.horns
touch her upper vaginal wall as hard as possible
see her squirt even her eyes out

>>332392787
You massage the ceiling of the tunnel, you dont probe to get to the end.
Also keep your thumb on the knob while you are going at it.

>>332392491
>not liking normal pussies
>Wanting everything to be shaved just like in my pornos

Live in reality bro, i don't want to shave my jungle down there because i'm fucking lazy and it's troublesome, why would a woman want to do that since it's the same for them? They are humans, probably as lazy as me if not more.

>>332392930

are you cute and/or single

>>332392787
You dont, you just nut then tell her to fuck off

VIDEO GAMES

>>332386569
>dat feel when hearing his FF11 story

He came this close to basically being stuck on /v/ for life, but stared back from the abyss in the last moment.

>>332391641
>being this new

>>332392972
I'm a manlet skinny virgin with an hairy ass thank you very much

>>332384879
What an extremely unfortunate looking person

>>332392930
Because it's disgusting?

Sweat, smegma and bacteria collects on the hair

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>>332392990
>having sympathy for the happy pleb gamer

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>>332385121

>>332385292
where does he work.

>>332393058
He seems really nice and he does videos on dragon quest stuff

>>332393135
he is some kind of a banker

>>332393057
And that's why you take a fucking shower.

>>332393261
You just know that he'd be THAT guy at work.

>>332393276
you can shower till your tits fall off, you are still a disgusting hairy cow

he browses /v/ tho.

>>332393261
There is no fucking way he's a banker with that hairstyle and beard.

>>332393372
Who gives a shit if you're hairy, as long as you're clean it's fine with me.

It hurts to look at him. If I ever saw him I'd take a shotgun to his face. Do us all a favor.

>>332393261
>>https://encrypted.google.com/#q=alphaomegasin+banker
>No results

>>332393619
watch his Q&A videos, he talks about it there. he also mentioned it in at least 4 or 5 videos. He used to work all sorts of retail work at Spencers or something, but has been a banker for the past few years.

>>332393261
Nice try alphaomegasin but you're not fooling anyone. We all know you're a fucking manchild with no job. Cut your fucking hair and shave that pube beard.

>>332393543
Please don't cut yourself on that edge.

Here's a game on steam. First to activate gets it.
N00GM-NAQWG-AA2CJ

>>332393709
>watch his Q&A videos

Lol no? Fuck off alphaomegasin. He doesn't work for a bank, not with that appearance. He probably works as a retarded janitor.

>>332393772
lol'd

He has a kid and he is sustaining himself. That's more than you neet shitlord will ever accomplish.

>>332393816
Hello AOS.

>>332393540
Pubic hair is the most vile shit
>I'll just shave it into a cute little heart tee hee
Still disgusting

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>>332393769
>AA2CJ

>>332393769
thanks anon!

>>332393816
Hello AOS. Don't cut yourself on your razorblade necklace.

>>332393879
What are you quoting?

Then shave yours if it's so vile.
Why should only girls be force to shave?

>>332393816
Hello AOS. I love how easy it is to get you riled up. Worst youtuber ever. I bet your kid will grow up looking just as ugly as you are.

>>332393709
what bank position do you think you get from being a cash register jocky at a mall

>>>/reddit/
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/

Get this garbage e-celeb shit off /v/.

>>332393998
Being a bank teller isn't that hard lmao just have a decent resume and don't act like a retard

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>>332393816
you skinnyfat bastard get out my board

>>332393261
smallbusiness.chron.com/dress-attire-banking-industry-21546.html

>>332393816
>He has a kid
Is his kid an ugly mongoloid too?

>>332394114
>>just have a decent resume and don't act like a retard

So AOS doesn't work at a bank because he dropped out of high-school and acts like a retarded manchild. Cool.

>>332386552

No, just because a few opinions are shared doesn't mean I like him. His manbabycave looks like a 12 year old should be living in it. I hate the way he talks, the way he looks, and his attitude stinks, so fuck you.

>>332394301
How does he have a job without high school then?

>>332394403
what job?

>>332394397
why are you so mad that he appears more happy than you? He still enjoys video games and dresses as you like, meanwhile you are trying your best to fit in with normies yet are failing on every aspect

>virgin
>neet
>hates video games

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>its a losers with superiority complex thread

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>>332394283
See for yourself. Here's the pic.

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>>332394248
I think I've discovered how he pulls it off.

>>332394606
that fake smile
AOS is actually depressed, i tell you

>>332392491
Who doesn't want a little fuzz to ram their face in?

>>332394606
Holy shit the kid also has fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>332394606
Cute.

>>332385875
Where are his legs?

>this thread is still up

Fucking mods are a bunch of useless faggots who probably like this e-celeb shit.

>>332394856
show me a more entertaining thread on /v/ right now lad

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>>332394926
True, i almost pissed myself reading this thread.
I love this fucking place.

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>>332394713

>>332384879

I can almost smell his stink through the screen

>>332394856
>bawww why are people discussing video game youtube channels

>>332395097
>youtube channels

exactly

fuck off

>>332395031
You should consider brushing your teeth and stop sitting that close to your screen when you can smell yourself desu famalam.

>>332389890
There go women telling us what a REAL man is again.

I can't remember what it was called, but during the war didn't women give flowers to the men they loved, and if you received this flower, you had to go and die?
Vague I know, my memory is sketchy.

>>332395226
>VIDEO GAME youtube channels