>48 seconds in
>the clown fetishist gets shot so hard that he starts rolling around in pain while hovering in mid-air
My fucking sides.
Why the fuck do civilians die with one bullet regardless of where you hit them?
someone make a 10 minute compilation of just shooting the muslim NPC's
there'd be an internet jihad over that
every muslim in the world would collectively shit their pants and fall to the ground, screaming
>"I can't believe Ubisoft made a game about Ben Garrisons life."
> tfw I thought this was based on Watchdogs [Before Rorschach got the mask].
> tfw Watchdogs would of been a spin on Rorschach being unprofessional
> tfw it wasn't anything a like and turned out shit compared to my ideal dreams
>Thou shalt not kill
>Proceeds to annihilate a woman with his shotgun.
/pol/ life simulator 2014
Well, shit. I really did get the inferioir version.
Now what the hell am i gonna do with all these guns.
I don't even go into the enemy bases, i just hack em from the outside until i absoultely have to go in
an /mlp/ meme is in the game
why is there no /v/ meme?
Well in that case, i can't think of a single game which realistically does dynamically placed gunshot wounds and this game is particularly shitty so i can't imagine why anyone would expect them to.
Why is rape viewed as the worst thing ever?
I'm pretty fucking sure murder is worse.
Also, googling "rape" has literally nothing wrong with it. Who gives a fuck?
Seeing all these pictures on Watch Dogs confuses me. Like, do so many people fucking lack empathy? Or do they have empathy, but are just brainwashed to give none to those they are told are bad?
a reference to shithead bronies or mlp isn't directly referencing /mlp/ the shitty board on this shitty site.
I doubt anyone from ubisoft even browses there. So why would /v/ get representation? actually, why would you or anyone else even want something like that?
No, it didn't. GTA games, especially 4 and 5, do gunshots in a cartoony, ragdoll manner.
Shooting someone in the leg will result in a loud scream, dropping to the ground in shock and then a frantic and depressingly tragic attempt to scramble away after the adrenaline kicks in a few seconds after the wound is made.
Seen it happen, shits mentally scarring as fuck
>there are people out there who get upset over all this
I want to see some news show turn these videos into some kind of LOOK HOW BAD VIDEO GAMES ARE GETTING piece. I always get a kick out of stuff like that. Their reactions would probably be pretty funny.
Are you retarded or have you never seen a video of a person being shot, or an actual person being shot?
No video game has ever mimic'd what a gunshot wound does, ever. Its an amazingly complex thing to convey in animation and exceedingly brutal.
I'm having pretty fun for the time being with people overreacting over this game. I'll probably regret it tomorrow when my house is burned down but right now this fire is pretty nice.
I've already had to meet with the dean over an image of shit I sent to one of my comp sci classes of a picture of diarrhea with the word "Reddit" at the top.
Alot of them liked to browse reddit during lectures
>no blood splatter
>no blood splatter from recently killed peds
>no shot wounds
>no limbs coming off after an explosion/shooting
Jesus Christ, why do they call this "next-gen"?
The graphics pair PC from 2011 and so do the physics and game mechanics.
Somebody pls explain to me why is this called next generation.
>someone kills a npc
>no one cares
>slap random tags on the npc
>HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT FUCKER WHAT IS HE DOING
That one dude actually brings up a point.
>gets buttmad about people jokingly killing virtual minorities
>but this guy's right, all he does is steal people's cars because they don't believe in Evolution!
>it's okay to commit felonies if they disagree with US or don't align with our agendas! BUT FUCK YOU FOR DOING THE SAME TO US YOUR XIRBIGOT
Truly, they are Human filth.
Ben "zyklon b" Garrison is only whispered in low voices for he hears all.
>some animals are more equal than others
Because social justice warriors are -openly- marxist and defend marxism and see nothing wrong with it.
Sit and wait for one to show up on /v/ and ask them about it.
He makes anti gov cartoons. /new/ now /pol/ and stormfront is shopping his shit into anti zionist propaganda. Best part is when you google him all the nazi stuff surfaces on top
>mfw if the many worlds theory is true, there's a universe where the jews were the nazi's.
>Shooting someone in the leg will result in a loud scream, dropping to the ground in shock and then a frantic and depressingly tragic attempt to scramble away
So? Go shoot someone in the leg in IV, watch them collapse on the ground, cry in agony and then limp away. Do even played the fucking game?
He's a political cartoonist, who /pol/smokers and stormfags like to take his work and photoshop as anti-jew propaganda, then normalfags saw it and thought that's how he originally drew them, leading people to believe that he's some huge anti-semite. He's actually commented on it on a couple of his blogs.
The worst/funniest thing is, if you google him, those stormfag edits are what pop up rather than his actual work.
It was pretty fun when he tried to retaliate.
It's ironic because African Jews in Israel is treated as subhumans and not considered real Jews.
/v/ and 4chan by extension are pretty famous. We don't hold a candle to actual famous people/organizations but in our little corner of the universe, namely the crappy loser nutjobs who are obsessed with animu/vidya/what have you, we are pretty influential.
>tries to mock the people doing the edits
>the edit comes out better
I just can't it's too good.
Are you kidding me?
4chan is one of the most visited sites worldwide, with /v/ getting visited jsut as much as /b/, and mroe so than other boards. This palce is constantly filled with companies trying to gauge "gamers"
most of the "what did you think of X" are from devs
Yes. He absolutely hates 4chan and Stormfront, because he attributes all those edits and his damaged reputation to them.
Had he never said anything about it people probably would have moved on from shopping his shit, but now he's turned himself into an epic /pol/ maymay.
Oh very well then.
/v/ and 4chan by extension are pretty famous. /v/ doesn't hold a candle to actual famous people/organizations but in its little corner of the universe, namely the crappy loser nutjobs who are obsessed with animu/vidya/what have you, /v/ is pretty influential.
>all I can do is shake my head.
>In tonight latest news, a local obese women has been found dead in her home after apparently, breaking her own neck from an online disagreement.
In the sense that Reddit puts their stuff on 4chan, yes.
From what I gather, /pol/ do basically all the edits, any credit given to Stormfront is peripheral and they're just shitposters.
Which is believable, /pol/ and stormfront are pretty different places they wouldn't mesh
No one. But there is a fair bit of circumstantial evidence. Like the stuff earlier in the thread.
Wait are we talking actual industry changing ability? In that case /v/ has jackshit going for it. /v/ is definitely 'famous' but its actual ability to change the industry is much more suspect.
/v/ gets marketers etc. which means the industry definitely pays attention to it but the same could be said of any internet site with a large customer base.
'Look at me acting hard on the internet'
> tfw Watchdogs would of been a spin on Rorschach being unprofessional.
Americans man, so uneducated pieces of shit that sprout abuse rather than try to understand shit.
I'm laughing so hard that I'm in tears.
bet you post 4chan related images on facbeook too, dont you?
I wish the uploader would do more against the 9fag thing instead of just writing "Whoever posted this on reddit/9gag I hate you" in his video comment.
Put it into the video as an annotation or something.
Absolute class video.
Shame the shitaku gorilla got her disgusting hands on it.
These faggots only whine about what other people, they never do anything for themselves.
If you wan't you can always start up the game and kill "normies" or the priviledged white cis male and keep alive all the muslims and furfags. It makes no difference and would take too much time; so better to just whine at what other people do and not take the world into your own hands.
Same with how people complain there aren't enough minorities in games to begin with; get off your ass and start up a video game that appeals to your agenda instead of trying to control other people.
At least in this game it gives you the choice to kill people; you get the choice to kill in real life too. Is real life an offensive game too? Maybe if you are depressed...
I love how the whole point of the profiler was that everybody's different, anyone can be anything, and judging people is wrong - and everyone is using it to judge people and kill them based on their beliefs.
It's fucking hilarious - I MEAN DEPLORABLE HOW DARE YOU.
>being this uninformed
Jesus I haven't browsed /pol/ in forever and never even did it anything more than casually and even I know that /pol/ HATES Stormfront.
Stormfront hang out on /pol/ in the same way Reddit hang on on /v/, they're unwelcome by the host party.
>not being supreme gentlemen leejun
>they literally are stormfront now
I love how Watch Dogs has done a better job than any other video game ever to prove just how shitty everyone is. The racists, the homophobes, the gays, the SJWs, the women, the men, the fucked up fetishists, the conservatard pundits, everyone is chiming in and making themselves look like awful people.
It's like commenting on the game at all reveals the worst about a person. It's fascinating.
>"h-he's killing minorities, guys!"
>multiple white males are murdered in the video
>literally everyone was targeted in this video
>they still bitch about it
>they're still fucking upset
>Think about the amount of white people that die in video games is now only seen as a mathematical sum.
I can't believe he shot a black person, what a shoa-I mean racist.>>246209981
>Scroll down to see comments
Why are people such faggots this day and age? They get so offended over something in a video game, and not only that those same people will go on ranting about "Muh Freedom" as they tell you you can't speak out against gays/Israel/Muslims/transgender/ect. Fucking double standards everywhere, the merchants are winning.
>SJW converts whites into privilege-checking SJWs
>other SJWs start complaining that they don't need help from the white man
You're just regurgitating SJW double standard idealogy by laughing at people that are simply indoctrinated into painful social torture for revenge against their great-grandads.
Don't forget, we're why there are/were dinosaur jokes in BF3. DICE came here asking "Hey what do you guys need in a battlefield?" the unanimous response was "More dinosaurs".
Then reddit caught on, and not really getting the joke, rolled with the punches
>Y-YEAH XD LE DINOSAURS! WE TOTALLY LIKE GET IT!
Game designers should stick to referenceing other games in their stable, like a hidden raz in a doublefine game.
I have a quick question I pre-order the game for PS4, got it, and I am wondering how to change your outfit. Hopefully I don't sound like an autist asking, this it is probably really obvious but I am wondering.
>this day and age
>muh wrong generation
Of course you would say that.
Remember you are a faggot too.
This is not a bad thing, we are interconnected in our faggotry and stupidity. We have always been too sensitive and retarded. You ranting only proves that you are with them, and I with you. Let's bitch and moan together.
I don't think you frequent or understand /pol/. The truth is most of us have never even met a Jew, when we say "Merchants", "Jews", "Shekelsteins", "Shills", ect. we are not referring to the Jews themselves, but more or less what we make Jews out to be, like the new world order. Take Obama's hidden agenda for instance. He answers to the corporations that paid for him to be president, so when we see him try and do something corporate affiliated we say something like "Merchants are at it again", meaning the corporations, who run everything now, are behind it all.
out of curiosity I went to 9gag, the video is actually right 2nd on the front page of the "tv" section. Here is the comment section which is pretty interesting
That's what you think.
I think Poe's Law interferes and the spectrum which people subscribe to is unclear. So you may think that, but the vagueness that these messages are communicated through may make others reach different conclusions.
Like a lot of evidence that everyone provides: MRA's, Stormfront, even feminists -- the evidence each side provides, some of it might be true; however the conclusions they reach are selfish, subjective, or outright out of order. Worse off they might have massaged the data.
I am sure most are moderate like you, but remember there are some people who probably get off /pol/ with a serious hatred of the Jewish diaspora. Meanwhile everyone else laughs it off, get's the stress out, and goes back to 9-5.
And why even bother adding reflective surfaces if you're going to just phone in the quality of said reflections?
>Implying truth isn't only experienced/figured out by humans; meaning that if all humans died there would be no truth.
Armchair philosophers need to be eradicated.
brb killing self.
This shit pisses me off so badly. If you hate your species so much, then just kill yourself.
Not likely, we have threads every other day where newfags ask if we really are serious about all the Jew conspiracies. There are a few Nazis lurking who really do believe them, but an overwhelming majority admit they have never even met a Jew and just do it to place blame on someone and have a good laugh. A lot of people believe massive corporations are responsible for all the events that happen, and if you watch carefully you can usually link a lot of terrible shit that happens in the world to these corporations who only care about "muh shekels".
I think it is normal to be self-loathing. If you are moderate it puts you in check, to make sure you don't become too arrogant/pretentious.
If it is healthy then it can actually make you humble.
But of course it can backfire, I self-loath, but mainly it's to motivate myself. I don't complain about shit I can't fix (other people) so I always end up doing things I am competent doing and obviously not doing things in over my head (killing other/myself) like a "true" misanthrope would do. But of course being a "true" anything is fucking retarded, let other people label you and bask in the glory of understanding that you have been labeled wrongly and they just wasted their time, while you actually did something with your life (maybe)
The basic goal of all life is to pass on their genes, by actively refusing the most common natural urge, you're worthless as a person.
Not like anyone on /v/ can pass on their genes anyway.
I never doubted that haha. I said majority are like what you said. But yes the massive corporations are a big factor, more socio-economic than just simply blaming a singular diaspora (and in turn making things simpler because thinky hurt brain).
However I have also seen some /pol/ threads where people talk about how most of them are jewish, or are learning that are actually descended from jews.
I think it comes back to another of my posts >>246211931 we are interconnected in our faggotry
Any one who claims to be asexual is lying.
I used to claim I was one myself but I found it was just human porn that I was bored of. Turning furry helped me get my sexuality back thankfully so obviously anyone who says otherwise just hasn't found their niche yet.
Something is seriously wrong with you.
Maybe not that serious.
Just stop jacking off or fucking anything for like a month. If symptoms do not disappear then keep going till something happens.
Sleeping Watch Doges 10/10 gotyay
What other games let you clean up America with such impunity?
The goal of life is actually to just exist. Reproduction is a vector to exist immortally. You exist as an immortal form of the proto-human that will be created in each coming generation. You have existed existed for gorillions of year, being re-represented through subjective forms all undergoing an iterative process to design you.
Quit putting such an importance on fucking, become a Lich, be immortal and look past the seduction tactics of succubi.
I am not Asexual. I just don't see why it makes people rage so much. Why would anyone care if someone doesn't get a boner?
Is it because they can't get any despite wanting it so they view someone who doesn't want it with some kind of repressed hatred?
being annoying about an anonymous opinion, the epitome of what is wrong with kids these days
You now realize your favorite gaming journalist browses and posts on /v/ if you haven't before already
Because it's another made up fucking classification so people can be different. Fucking special snowflake syndrome. Same shit for people who say they are pansexual or anything other than gay, straight, or bi. And even bi is a stretch since the vast majority swing one way more than another
Because the tendencies to advertise and identify the self as asexual are what create attempts to put order to real life issues and have things make sense, a magic bullet. Then if they are to advertise this magic bullet -- this scapegoat for their problems, they will be absolved or at least forgiven, or recognized without actually putting in any substantial merit. I think people disrespect this kind of cop-out.
>If I recognize as asexual, The problems associated with sexuality will dissapear, or become easier to attack. People will see my clear distinction and know how to make my life easier -- lest they be a bigot. This bigot is ignorant because they don't want to help me even though I have provided society nothing except an identity for myself that makes me feel good but doesn't necessarily need to exist.
Asexuals are the vegans of sexuality.
They, along side of the rest of the irregular sexualities, like to spout shit about their privilege. I thought stuff like that wouldn't affect me either until I saw them first hand.
>mfw this game has a Full-auto Mateba in it.
Fucking love it. I'm not really left or right politically, but I fucking hate this sort of hypocrisy liberals have lately.
>still has a partner (sexual attraction)
These people don't practice what they preach. Figures.
>I have a boyfriend but I'm a special snowflake
Nothing has changed, asexuals still don't exist.
>and don't give a shit about having sex?
Pretty sure only neckbeards who lie to themselves think that way.
The whole male virginity chilvary/monk code doesn't exists in this day and age.
For the same reason people hate snowflakes, see >>246214983
It's a cop-out to remove responsibility and place it onto other peoples awareness of your label. If others don't recognize your label, they are to blame for the problems that caused you to label yourself to begin with.
I don't think everyone thinks they are unique or anything, I think the opposite. I think people just don't want any responsibility. Because if you had more responsibility, that is actually what makes you unique.
Same thing with everyone else. There are the faggots who go around flaunting it and making sure everyone else knows and then there are the non faggots who you don't even know could be asexual or gay or vegetarian.
The asexuals are gods chosen among the pilgrims on this Earth. They do not succumb to the lust of the fallen, and thus they will be the true inheritors of the city of god.
That doesn't really apply though. What problems could possibly ever be caused by not being aware someone is asexual?
I can see that with something like vegetarians where it is up to you to make sure their dietary choices are met and if they aren't then its your fault.
And I can't see not wanting sex as any way of avoiding responsibility.
He shot up the maternity ward in a Jewish hospital. Now he's on the run, spreading the White Nationalist message world wide through his cartoons. Grown men fear Ben "Kikeslayer" Garrison.
but I post like that and I basically only browse 4chan
for like two years now I don't know what else to do on the internet
Okay, I drew a weird neck once, and that was because that was some weird thing with it where it could bend it's neck around for shit, this is not fucking acceptable when you have one character on the image with a regular neck
>Hi all, Well it's been a while since I did a pic so I wanted to do a new one again :) This is a new Picture from me and its kind of a new idea, In this picture I am very sick in the Hospital with Twilight Sparkle as the doctor as an Anthro pony and Misty is the Nurse. I am sick with Hemolytic Anemia with a Hemoglobin of 7.3 g/dl and my Unconjugated bilirubin is 2.6 mg/dl in this picture, So I am getting a transfusion of Blood to help with this which you can see from the IV bag and the Cannula going into my arm, As well I am getting Crystal treatment for the added healing power with Crystal IV in my hand which is causing my fingers to grow very long and boney with large prominant joints. I am Crying because I am sick and I do not want my fingers to grow more. As well there is EKG leads on my cheast hooked up to the Monitor to show my heart rate. And Nurse Misty and Doctor Twilight Sparkle are watching me during the Procedure. Well, I hope you like this pic :)
The video was just intended to be as edgy as possible and considered anyone who's abnormal in any way as a threat to the world. That make any sense to you? Other than that, real asexuality is really, really rare and there are people who tie anything that might lessen their libido or limit sexual activity to asexuality in some sort of attempt to feel special
>mfw seeing the "Raving Rabbid Robot"
I want to forget
Actually, the drawing is accurate.
>The guy on my left, well thats my friend Roger.You can see that Roger is very tall and skinny, with large and bony hands. This is not just the way i draw him, He actually has a medicle condition called Marfan Syndrome which makes him look like that, with the big hands and stuff. Thats one disease that can't be cured with Crystal's, lol! :p It allso causes damage to the lungs and heart and Roger is very ill right now so please, Pray for him or send your good thoughts so he get's well soon . I''m very sad about this. He has a ribbon on his Jeans (denim) which is red for Marfan Awareness. And I put dwarf fortres on his shirt because that is his favourite game. He is Asexual also and a good friend of mine.
Lel, that's like someone saying
>I don't have anything against the inner city, I just hate niggers
What a fucking retard
You know, I thought this game was shit before but the idea of playing as an militant Christian terrorist/madman actually seems like a lot of fucking fun (but not done for le epic humor or just over the top edge, I mean like a believable fanatic who's just lost it)
If the game was designed around that I actually might have been interested
Y'know, I'm pretty sure saying this may ignite blind rage, but a friend of mine is actually a feminist.
Let me elaborate.
She's no extremist. She's just a mild supporter.
Fun Fact: Even she hates people like Patricia and Dobson.
She's driven mad by their strawmans, and she was pretty pissed over the Tomodachi bitchfit, saying how so many people were/are overreacting.
THAT's how bad SJWs are.
I'm actually a bit upset that /v/ has made me so butthurt over feminism. I'm sure there's a lot of legitimate concerns in society, but fuck, I don't know how to sift through all the shit to find the not-shit.
I think I'll just withhold any opinion on social issues.
Where do you think you are, newfriend?
>legitimate forms of feminism
Why not just abandon the fucking term altogether? Why not just be a fucking humanist? I'll never understand you faggots who shout about how different you are and then cling to such a meaningless term like its your shiny gold badge of honor. You want a better world and have your own thoughts on how that can be achieved? Great, good for you but you're a fucking retard for squirreling yourself into a title like that because it instantly gives people an idea of what to expect from you even if they're wrong, but they're right for judging you for it.
Good point. I never actually thought of that.
Huh. Guess you learn something every day
There's probably shit loads of worlds out there with tranquil biomes where animals and plants and whatthefuckever live peacefully. The universe is a more interesting place with a planet containing turbulent and emotional intelligent life than without.
I post like that
I'm not even from anywhere else I only post on 4chan
>There's probably shit loads of worlds out there with tranquil biomes where animals and plants and whatthefuckever live peacefully.
There's probably far more out there that're the other way around
Bro I hunt, and to find prey I track animals. Every now and then I come across the remains of a wolf attack and it's really ugly, especially if you know enough about it to recreate the scene in your head
But that's what nature is. It's a violent competition to see who comes out on top, even in the absence of predators herbivores will multiply rapidly until those left over starve to death or suffer from disease.
The idea of total peace and manually creating a sustainable environment or painlessly ending the suffering of other living creatures is something that on Earth only humans can and continue to do.
For all the shit and negativity people spew to fit into their perception of themselves as edgy misanthropes, it doesn't change the fact that mankind as a whole is a wondrous and incredible species (except nigs)
this is pretty much the only way to have fun with the game. instead of stopping petty crimes you become minority report, killing the scum of the world before they can leave their mark.
I think it's funny that you can shoot a person in the street and the cops won't show up. and by funny I mean pathetic.
Should I be worried about some autistic person having fun or an autistic person that cares about someone having the wrong kind of fun? I wish I had an easy job like that. I can shitpost all day on Kotaku.
I havn't seen spongebob in multiple years, and literally just read that part yesterday. I am almost inclined to believe that this image is posted just for the purpose of reaching me. Almost as if your whole purpose in life (or at least my life) is simply to post that image, so I may see it, so i could make this comment. What is the fucking chance that the moment i get home, i just so happen to browse /v/, jump into a thread that i have no interest, and come across this image?
>next get game
>7 years in development
>6GB of ram needed
>4 cores minimum
>7 years in development
A lone person can easily sneak something into a game without anyone noticing. Afterall, who is going to look through thousands of texture files, hundred thousand lines of text, and the hours of audio? It's extremely easy.
Also another way to lose your trust in the industry, because those simple things could be a million dollar lawsuit.
Let's not forget all the reposting of the same thread a thousand times over on /v/ which then gets posted on reddit then facebook and so on. It's why the dinosaur joke was part of BF3.
You are right. I guess I mean't it more subjectively, more psychologically -- according to the asexual.
Like if you remind the asexual they have a sexuality, they will remember that its other people not fucking them that is