https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC8 3kY3rywE lol

The hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

>>246198412
is this a good game to get my gunning civilians down fix?

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>>246198412

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sL1XM7soH4#t=273

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>>246198994
>48 seconds in
>the clown fetishist gets shot so hard that he starts rolling around in pain while hovering in mid-air

My fucking sides.

>>246198994
That coffee shop in one of the early trailers is what got me interested in the game. I don't have it yet but is it possible to make your character drink coffee?

This would've been funny if I was still 15.

>>246199401

That's all and well anon but you still need to be 18 to visit 4chan.

>>246199496
That doesn't stop like 80% of /v/ though doesn't it?

>>246198528
nobody knew who i was before i put on the mask

>>246198412
b-b-b-but what if he was doing it for research?

>>246199597

We can't check people for ID but if anyone admit of being underage then it's insta 30 days ban.

>>246199496
It sure as shit didn't stop OP.

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Why the fuck do civilians die with one bullet regardless of where you hit them?

>>246199754
Who is actually retarded enough to admit to being underaged?

>>246198412

>saved a woman from being raped and aborting the baby
>gets treated as a criminal

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>>246199597

>>246198585
NO
Compared to the high you can get from killing hundreds of innocents in GTA4, watch dogs is shit

>>246198994
>those blood and bullet decals overwriting each other.

please tell me this is last gen version.

>>246199846
Because realistically reacting to bullet wounds is technology beyond Watch_Dogs. Better they just drop dead so they won't have to deal with it.

>>246199846

Future bullets

>>246199375
in a rushed game like this? no way. from what i've seen, the only thing you can "do" in this game, other than driving/climbing/shooting are 4 minigames

>>246199865

I see several ever day on the ban section, it's mostly from /b/ and social though.

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w-what's wrong with Asexuals?

>>246199375
You can buy a latte and your character chugs it by the counter for some worthless focus buff.

>>246199992

Welcome to the new age to the new age.

>>246200003
Isn't this also kinda the reason PS3 and 360 versions don't have that deathmatch mode?

>>246198412
Does anyone know how to get the human trafficking missions done? the one with the routers that don't have lines from them?

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhC83kY3rywE&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DWMO4TRfECno&start2=1%3A02&authorName=Better+place

someone make a 10 minute compilation of just shooting the muslim NPC's

there'd be an internet jihad over that

every muslim in the world would collectively shit their pants and fall to the ground, screaming

>>246198412
I can't wait for facial recognition profiling to be a real thing.

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>>246199358

>"I can't believe Ubisoft made a game about Ben Garrisons life."

>>246198994
>internet aristocrat comments on it

hahahahahaha

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LOL

>>246200324
http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=hC83kY3rywE&video_start=0&audio=A3yCcXgbKrE&audio_start=0

>>246198412
SJWs have told us that rape is a fate worse than death. You did the humane thing. You saved her.

>>246200549

FIGHT INTOLERANCE WITH INTOLERANCE THAT'LL SHOW THEM

>>246199358
>next gen

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>>246200550

>>246200217
Woah wait what?
ps4 and xbone versions have a deathmatch mode?
FUCK i got the inferioir copy.
I need a reason to use this surplus of guns.

>>246198994
>you shall not kill

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>>246198412

>>246200217
>>246200845
there is no deathmatch mode

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> tfw I thought this was based on Watchdogs [Before Rorschach got the mask].

> tfw Watchdogs would of been a spin on Rorschach being unprofessional

> tfw it wasn't anything a like and turned out shit compared to my ideal dreams

feels bad

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>>246198994
>Thou shalt not kill
>Proceeds to annihilate a woman with his shotgun.

>>246200974
>online decryption
I know I shouldn't expect /v/ to know anything about games, or apparently English, but you're pushing it.

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Lets get some real neat shit going on here instead of the lolsorandumb kills

>>246201093
Its capture the flag dumb ass.
>that deathmatch mode
but there isn't one.
theres tailing, hacking, decryption, racing and moblie.

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>>246201238

>>246201250
You tried so hard.

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>>246198412
/pol/ life simulator 2014

>>246199846
Because a large pistol round would knock most people unconscious or instantly dead if they were shot in the chest.

>>246201093
>>246201250
Well, shit. I really did get the inferioir version.
Now what the hell am i gonna do with all these guns.

I don't even go into the enemy bases, i just hack em from the outside until i absoultely have to go in

>>246201397
wtf are you even talking about. your literally not making any sense.
autism speaks, im trying to listen. but its hard

>>246201465

This happens when you shoot people in the toe as well in game.

>>246201465
Nigga I've seen gameplay where a guy gets shot in the foot and dies instantly

>>246201465
Well, i may know nothing about guns and the like, but i'm pretty sure someone shouldnt instantly die if they get shot in the leg.

>>246200372
>Those Vice City real jihad videos
Shit was so cash, jewtube pulled them down for fear

>>246201017
You mean Watchmen, you fuckup?

>>246201474
Good luck five stars. that shits hard. and living, but hte trick to getting away is just hoping in a boat

>>246198412
>rapist
>is black

sounds about right

Someone got the webm where the cars go inside the road?

So, is it worth buying it to just run around and kill useless shits or should I pirate it?

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an /mlp/ meme is in the game

why is there no /v/ meme?

So asexuals are just plants or do they just masturbate enough until they poop out a baby?

Alright, I know one of you has them. I need the bible quotes rampage series. Every time I find them the thread gets pruned.

>>246201635
>>246201648
>>246201653
Well in that case, i can't think of a single game which realistically does dynamically placed gunshot wounds and this game is particularly shitty so i can't imagine why anyone would expect them to.

>>246201860
because /v/ is fucking garbage.

>>246200818
Mark was the nicest nazi in that manga.

>>246198994
I AM LIKE GOD, AND GOD LIKE ME. I AM AS LARGE AS GOD, HE IS AS SMALL AS I. HE CANNOT ABOVE ME, NOR I BENEATH HIM BE.

Why is rape viewed as the worst thing ever?

I'm pretty fucking sure murder is worse.

Also, googling "rape" has literally nothing wrong with it. Who gives a fuck?

Seeing all these pictures on Watch Dogs confuses me. Like, do so many people fucking lack empathy? Or do they have empathy, but are just brainwashed to give none to those they are told are bad?

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>>246201387

>>246200117
Asexuality doesn't exist in humans, you snowflake faggot.

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>>246198412

>>246201598
At least you understand /v/ culture well, you'll fit in easily with all the others who try, even if your English isn't passable.

>>246200521
>Next tumblrisms is going up in a day or so here

aww yeah

>>246201860
a reference to shithead bronies or mlp isn't directly referencing /mlp/ the shitty board on this shitty site.

I doubt anyone from ubisoft even browses there. So why would /v/ get representation? actually, why would you or anyone else even want something like that?

>>246201916
>i can't think of a single game which realistically does dynamically placed gunshot wounds

GTA IV did this all the way back in 2007, GTA V and MGSV both do it too.

>>246202193
Lol what? who uses grammatically correct english on teh internet? get a grip. lol

>>246201898
Most plants aren't asexual. Fucking christ.

>>246202010
It's funny because they're shooting people who disagree with them.

Get it?

hahaha

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>>246202027

>>246202246
in fact that very symbol is explicitly an /mlp/ meme, and the game developer that included it posted on /mlp/.

>>246202334
You might try using an avatar though, it's an simple yet effective trick.

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>>246198994
>4:00
>This irony

Unrelated to thread, but

>Any clean torrents out?

>>246202351
So are asexual people like sponge-kin or something? how does this work?

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>>246202435

>>246198412
>Those /v/ tier comments mixed in with tumblerittes and redditors

Christ you people are retarded.

>>246198994
This is some judge dredd shit

>>246202251
No, it didn't. GTA games, especially 4 and 5, do gunshots in a cartoony, ragdoll manner.

Shooting someone in the leg will result in a loud scream, dropping to the ground in shock and then a frantic and depressingly tragic attempt to scramble away after the adrenaline kicks in a few seconds after the wound is made.

Seen it happen, shits mentally scarring as fuck

>>246198412
this is better if you play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC83kY3rywE over it

>>246202334
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

and to think I came into this thread hoping someone would repost some webbums.

>>246202192
Is this to generate outrage, or do they actually find it funny as well

>>246202192
>/v/ is now finding content through fucking 9gag

>>246202481
jesus christ what the fuck

even more of a reason to boycott Ubisoft. I actually gave them the benefit of the doubt there.

>>246199846
because their health value drops to zero

>>246202530
when they say asexual in reference to humans it means they are neither attracted to men or women

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>there are people out there who get upset over all this

Skeet skeet.

>>246201916
Do you mean place a proper decal or make holes in the body?

Decals are done properly by almost every fps, L4D2 does the second one.

>>246202574
Those physics are trash.

>>246202731
They're 10-15 year olds. What do you think?

>>246202620
Are the /v/ comments the ones with the retarded weeaboo avatars?

>>246202763
The reaction to the gunshot.

>>246202747
That just sounds like a mental disorder.

I feel like I'm being stalked by IEnjoyBeingNaked on youtube.

>>246202860
I'm seen kids on my college campus browsing it

>>246202748
I know right

this is why America should have been nuked by the Nazis.

We wouldn't be dealing with this shit. SJWs would not exist.

>>246198585
No. Any of the GTA games is vastly superior for that.

Epic op, simply epic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxiwagakvxk

CANT FLIM FLAM THE PEARCE MAN

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>>246202631

It's bretty gud.

I want to see some news show turn these videos into some kind of LOOK HOW BAD VIDEO GAMES ARE GETTING piece. I always get a kick out of stuff like that. Their reactions would probably be pretty funny.

>>246202681
what shitposting? dude you are literally retarded. you and the other dude, probably same person but whatever.

>>246202602
>use
>someone actually kept playing that bs game
>damage control

Can someone post the picture of "level of offensivness" or something like that based on website where tumblr had straight offended across the board while /v/ and reddit were opposites.

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>>246198994
For what purpose?

>>246202137
lel have fun pining for your pathetic oneitis crush

>>246202891
It's basically just someone who wants attention.

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>>246202574
>>246202435
>ubisoft in charge of... anything i guess

>>246203108
even though, like GTA, it's only as violent as you make it.

>>246202874
RE4 did this, l4d again did this. Anything that you remember having a good reaction to gunshots probably did this.

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>>246202602
>it's real

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>>246203108

It's been a while.

>>246202954
Kill them immediately.

>>246198412
>kills /pol/faggots
>kills sjw faggots
>kills mudslime faggots
>kills jidf

I suddenly want to play this game.

My biggest gripe about Watch Dogs is that you NEED to kill everyone.
You should be able to non-lethally take down by hacking objects differently.

>>246198412
>canadian
>conspiracy theorist
>9/11 SURVIVOR
I am losing my shit, everything from this point on is magical

>>246203307
Are you retarded or have you never seen a video of a person being shot, or an actual person being shot?

No video game has ever mimic'd what a gunshot wound does, ever. Its an amazingly complex thing to convey in animation and exceedingly brutal.

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I'm having pretty fun for the time being with people overreacting over this game. I'll probably regret it tomorrow when my house is burned down but right now this fire is pretty nice.

>>246203438
I've already had to meet with the dean over an image of shit I sent to one of my comp sci classes of a picture of diarrhea with the word "Reddit" at the top.

Alot of them liked to browse reddit during lectures

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>>246198994
>no gore
>no blood
>no blood splatter
>no blood splatter from recently killed peds
>no shot wounds
>no bleeding
>no limbs coming off after an explosion/shooting
Jesus Christ, why do they call this "next-gen"?
The graphics pair PC from 2011 and so do the physics and game mechanics.
Somebody pls explain to me why is this called next generation.

>>246203584
I lost it at "Avid Video Game Player".

That, and the fact that Kotaku and the rest of the people crying over this video are too fucking stupid to recognize irony.

And faggot Glenn Beck was crying about how this game teaches kids to hack. I bet he'd 180 and promote the hell out of it if he saw these videos.

>>246198412

That is going to spawn some really fucked up comments section.

Did shit-taco really get a hold of this?

I just.

Wow.

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>someone kills a npc
>no one cares
>slap random tags on the npc
>HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT FUCKER WHAT IS HE DOING

>>246203695
There's blood splatter and blood

>>246198994
>Templar Mantra at the start
DIS GON BE GUD

>>246203785
Exactly.

What the hell.

>>246202602
>>246203337

That one dude actually brings up a point.

>gets buttmad about people jokingly killing virtual minorities
>but this guy's right, all he does is steal people's cars because they don't believe in Evolution!
>it's okay to commit felonies if they disagree with US or don't align with our agendas! BUT FUCK YOU FOR DOING THE SAME TO US YOUR XIRBIGOT

Truly, they are Human filth.

toplel though

>>246202246

It's a reference to Rainbow pony stretching, which is distinctly an /mlp/ thing.

>>246200117
Made up sexuality number 123424343

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>>246203337

>technically it's more than just minorities
>but I'll just put minorities in the focus because it gives me more hits

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>>246203385
Internet hate machine.

>>246200521
>>246202205
What's the story beind Ben Garrison? Who is he, and why does he talk about him all the time?

>>246201916
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldier_of_Fortune_(video_game)

>Canadian

Fuck, that's too good

>>246204607
>Realistically.

Why must i be surrounded by incompetent mongoloids.

>>246203742
>teaches kids to hack
what the fuck
http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2014/05/31/glenn-beck-has-some-very-strange-ideas-about-watch-dogs/

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>>246204594

Ben "zyklon b" Garrison is only whispered in low voices for he hears all.

>>246204737
>Avid video game player

Well, /v/ at least we're safe

>>246203337
>>246203924
>some animals are more equal than others

Because social justice warriors are -openly- marxist and defend marxism and see nothing wrong with it.

Sit and wait for one to show up on /v/ and ask them about it.

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>>246203337
>they're REALLY taking this seriously

>>246201860
wasn't there a /v/ referance in a battlefield 3 dlc?

>>246204594
He makes anti gov cartoons. /new/ now /pol/ and stormfront is shopping his shit into anti zionist propaganda. Best part is when you google him all the nazi stuff surfaces on top

>>246204764
REAL AS IT GETS BRO

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>>246204895
>mfw if the many worlds theory is true, there's a universe where the jews were the nazi's.

>>246205018

People with victim complex take everything serious because it all revolves around them.

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>>246205067

>>246202668
>Shooting someone in the leg will result in a loud scream, dropping to the ground in shock and then a frantic and depressingly tragic attempt to scramble away
So? Go shoot someone in the leg in IV, watch them collapse on the ground, cry in agony and then limp away. Do even played the fucking game?

>>246205273
You mean this universe?

>>246204594
He's a political cartoonist, who /pol/smokers and stormfags like to take his work and photoshop as anti-jew propaganda, then normalfags saw it and thought that's how he originally drew them, leading people to believe that he's some huge anti-semite. He's actually commented on it on a couple of his blogs.

The worst/funniest thing is, if you google him, those stormfag edits are what pop up rather than his actual work.

>>246199564
>Canadian

lost it

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>>246205107

It was pretty fun when he tried to retaliate.

>>246205469
how did this even come to be?

/v/ isn't THAT famous

>>246204994
To be fair, he's right, some animals are "more equal" than others, the application is just 50 shades of shut-the-fuck-up off the mark.

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>>246205575

It's ironic because African Jews in Israel is treated as subhumans and not considered real Jews.

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>>246205719
>posting the edited version

>>246205719
Holy shit, is that actually his?

>>246205787
To be fair, animal farm was right and marxism is a crock of shit.

>>246205775
/v/ created the monster that is Rickrolling. Among other things.

>>246205775
/v/ and 4chan by extension are pretty famous. We don't hold a candle to actual famous people/organizations but in our little corner of the universe, namely the crappy loser nutjobs who are obsessed with animu/vidya/what have you, we are pretty influential.

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>>246205719
>>246205873

>tries to mock the people doing the edits
>the edit comes out better

I just can't it's too good.

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>>246198412
>Canadian

>>246205775

Are you kidding me?

4chan is one of the most visited sites worldwide, with /v/ getting visited jsut as much as /b/, and mroe so than other boards. This palce is constantly filled with companies trying to gauge "gamers"

most of the "what did you think of X" are from devs

>>246205775

They lurked plenty before, especially with the "look out for the dinosaur" before bf3 announcement.

>>246206157
But the Dinosaur was Reddit.

>>246206032
>we
>we
>we

neo-/v/!

>>246198412
As a Canadian, I burst out laughing.

>>246205963
Yes. He absolutely hates 4chan and Stormfront, because he attributes all those edits and his damaged reputation to them.

Had he never said anything about it people probably would have moved on from shopping his shit, but now he's turned himself into an epic /pol/ maymay.

>>246198412
>canadian
>oooooooowwwehhhh

>>246205576
>>246205576
>stormfag

/pol/ does it, not stromfront.
Stormfront and /pol/ have no ties to eachother, /pol/ openly hates stormfront, I think.

>>246206289
Oh very well then.

/v/ and 4chan by extension are pretty famous. /v/ doesn't hold a candle to actual famous people/organizations but in its little corner of the universe, namely the crappy loser nutjobs who are obsessed with animu/vidya/what have you, /v/ is pretty influential.

>>246198994
>Only drinks water
Fuck you faggots shitting up gamer fuel threads

>>246203385
>DON'T MESS WITH FOOTBALL!

>>246202668
Even more in real life. Can't sleep at night. Which is why I play games.
Capcha: 1776

>>246205787
>To be fair, he's right
If you mean that cipher20 guy, yeah.

>>246198994
JIDF

>>246201238
>dat stuttering

PC optimization patch when?

>>246202027
take that you ablist fuck.

>>246206534
>/v/ is pretty influential
Says who?

>>246203695
>why do they call this "next-gen"?

No one does except /v/, unless Ubisoft said it

If it was next gen, it would be PS4 or Xbone only

>>246202602
Oh yes, clearly "Avid Video Game Player" is an oppressed minority.

>>246206482
Stormfront puts it's shit on /pol/ all the time. /int/ too if they are feeling ambitious.

>>246203695
yeah I was disappointed by the lack of realistic gibs

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>>246202602

>>246203337
>all I can do is shake my head.
>In tonight latest news, a local obese women has been found dead in her home after apparently, breaking her own neck from an online disagreement.

>>246207097
In the sense that Reddit puts their stuff on 4chan, yes.
From what I gather, /pol/ do basically all the edits, any credit given to Stormfront is peripheral and they're just shitposters.
Which is believable, /pol/ and stormfront are pretty different places they wouldn't mesh

>>246207307

I've been looking for that one, it's hilarious how they think they can speak on the behalf of everyone else just because they personally get offended by everything.

>>246206919
No one. But there is a fair bit of circumstantial evidence. Like the stuff earlier in the thread.

Wait are we talking actual industry changing ability? In that case /v/ has jackshit going for it. /v/ is definitely 'famous' but its actual ability to change the industry is much more suspect.

/v/ gets marketers etc. which means the industry definitely pays attention to it but the same could be said of any internet site with a large customer base.

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>>246202602

>>246206482
>>246207097
FACT: It was a Jew who claimed to make the edits

If anything, it's just the A Wyatt Mann comics that get posted on /pol/, they're not exclusive to SF

>>246201717

'Look at me acting hard on the internet'

> tfw Watchdogs would of been a spin on Rorschach being unprofessional.

Americans man, so uneducated pieces of shit that sprout abuse rather than try to understand shit.

>>246203337
>GreatMasterRace3
>I think we should also drop the word minority.
Oh god my fucking sides. This betaking has to be legitimately retarded.

>PressFartToContinue
>"gibe attention pls"

>>246198412
>Shoots supposed rapist
>Shoots supposed victim in the process

Truly the hero we need.

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>>246198412
>be gay
>be Canadian

I'm laughing so hard that I'm in tears.

how are people getting so upset about this
its a fucking video game
when did people start taking video games so seriously

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>>246206032

>we
>our

bet you post 4chan related images on facbeook too, dont you?

>>246202192
I wish the uploader would do more against the 9fag thing instead of just writing "Whoever posted this on reddit/9gag I hate you" in his video comment.
Put it into the video as an annotation or something.

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>>246207816

She was giving in too easily.

>>246202602
>>246207597
>commit no crimes in high poverty areas

Probably because there is enough crime already

>>246207840
When people realized it's the fast track to getting people to pay attention to then.

>>246207859
Please see >>246206534

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Absolute class video.

Shame the shitaku gorilla got her disgusting hands on it.

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>>246207840

>>246207840
went people started blaming video games for violence

>>246207840
When assravaged SJWs saw that men had a hobby that was male dominated and decided it wasn't pansexual otherkin with headmates friendly enough.

>>246206482
/pol/ is literally Stormfront without the registration requirement. People on Stormfront talk about hanging out on /pol/.

>>246198994
>I can't believe Ubisoft made a game about Ben Garrisons life.
LOL

>>246198412
These faggots only whine about what other people, they never do anything for themselves.

If you wan't you can always start up the game and kill "normies" or the priviledged white cis male and keep alive all the muslims and furfags. It makes no difference and would take too much time; so better to just whine at what other people do and not take the world into your own hands.

Same with how people complain there aren't enough minorities in games to begin with; get off your ass and start up a video game that appeals to your agenda instead of trying to control other people.

At least in this game it gives you the choice to kill people; you get the choice to kill in real life too. Is real life an offensive game too? Maybe if you are depressed...

>>246207651
>FACT: It was a Jew who claimed to make the edits

FACT: People lie on the internet.

I love how the whole point of the profiler was that everybody's different, anyone can be anything, and judging people is wrong - and everyone is using it to judge people and kill them based on their beliefs.

It's fucking hilarious - I MEAN DEPLORABLE HOW DARE YOU.

>>246208252
>better to just whine at what other people do and not take the world into your own hands
The SJW code.

>>246205964
>defending Orwell

Yeeesss! Good goy!

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>>246198412

>Canadian
>Asexual
>Scat Fetishist
>9/11 Survivor

>>246208190
>being this uninformed

Jesus I haven't browsed /pol/ in forever and never even did it anything more than casually and even I know that /pol/ HATES Stormfront.
Stormfront hang out on /pol/ in the same way Reddit hang on on /v/, they're unwelcome by the host party.

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>>246207859
>not being supreme gentlemen leejun

>>246208293
Something we can blame on them

There is a picture of the claim to, let's see Jews try and dispute that

>>246203227
>all this projection
now we know

>>246208487
>George Takei
What would he say?

>>246208450
I dare you to make less sense.

>>246205849
My uncles relatives are black Israelis who moved here because all the "white" Jews are so fucking mean over there.

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>>246208293

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>>246208398
Sadly I am aware

>>246208593
>What would he say?
Oh myyyyy.

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>shoots the canadian

>>246198994
Who wears those ridiculous clothes and then thinks, "I'll blend right in"?

>>246208546
>I haven't browsed /pol/ in forever

Then how can you possibly comment on the way it is now?

It's changed since you were last there. They literally ARE Stormfront now.

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>>246208858
>they literally are stormfront now
>literally

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>>246208858
Calm down shlomo

>>246208335
I love how Watch Dogs has done a better job than any other video game ever to prove just how shitty everyone is. The racists, the homophobes, the gays, the SJWs, the women, the men, the fucked up fetishists, the conservatard pundits, everyone is chiming in and making themselves look like awful people.

It's like commenting on the game at all reveals the worst about a person. It's fascinating.

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sure

>>246205965
>/v/ invented Rickrolling
You're an idiot.

>>246202668
That's what happens in both of the games you just mentioned.

Why are you trying to fit in on an anonymous image board?

>>246208858
>literally
No, they are just figuratively, metaphorically speaking if you pardon my vague?

>>246204607
stalker

>>246201860
Because Ubisoft hates /v/ for catching onto their bullshit

>>246202736
Other way around.

The creator of the video made it for /v/.

>>246205469
>one eternity spent in paint.

>People think watch dogs unoptimised
>These same people use 670's

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>"h-he's killing minorities, guys!"
>multiple white males are murdered in the video

>>246209209
The first rickroll was a GTA4 bait-and-switch on /v/.

>>246201238
You forgot to do tricks in mid air for a speed boost

>>246201860
>pony on watchdogs
>bronies started on 4chan
>/v/ is a 4chan board
>4chan is on watchdogs

>>246202731

9fag is gateway /b/

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>literally everyone was targeted in this video
>they still bitch about it
>canadian-to black
>they're still fucking upset

>>246209850
>Think about the amount of white people that die in video games is now only seen as a mathematical sum.
I can't believe he shot a black person, what a shoa-I mean racist.>>246209981

>>246209981
>Anon is at the beach
>Anon goes in the sea
>Anon leaves the sea and he is wet
>The sea is wet
>Anon is the sea
Do you have to remind yourself sometimes to breathe?

>>246200117
Doesn't exist.

>>246207651
Who gives a shit?

Lots of Jews are anti-zionists. They're a bit like male feminists.

>>246201860
That's so awesome, I remember the original threads on /mlp/ when that meme was made.

>>246198412
This is the only reason I want this game. But it's not enough to make me buy it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKhbOVcdiR8

>>246210862
>/v/ spergs out.mp4

>>246210862
Yep pretty much

>>246211015
>sighing
>killing the mc
>LOL, SPERG
>summer

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>>246198412
>Watching video
>Scroll down to see comments
Why are people such faggots this day and age? They get so offended over something in a video game, and not only that those same people will go on ranting about "Muh Freedom" as they tell you you can't speak out against gays/Israel/Muslims/transgender/ect. Fucking double standards everywhere, the merchants are winning.

>>246210415
>you are what you eat
>anon eats a steak
>steak is cows
>anon is the cow
Holy shit. I think we just solved the mathematical equation that is life.

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>>246207307
>>246207486
>SJW converts whites into privilege-checking SJWs
>other SJWs start complaining that they don't need help from the white man
You're just regurgitating SJW double standard idealogy by laughing at people that are simply indoctrinated into painful social torture for revenge against their great-grandads.

>>246205775
>>246205469
Don't forget, we're why there are/were dinosaur jokes in BF3. DICE came here asking "Hey what do you guys need in a battlefield?" the unanimous response was "More dinosaurs".

Then reddit caught on, and not really getting the joke, rolled with the punches
>Y-YEAH XD LE DINOSAURS! WE TOTALLY LIKE GET IT!
fuckers.

Game designers should stick to referenceing other games in their stable, like a hidden raz in a doublefine game.

>>246209191
>Now, let me tell you bitches how them Teutonic niggas went ham on them Polish mofos.

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>>246198412
>Canadian

>>246211202
Da Jooze!
Fuck off nerd, enjoy being a social degenerate for the rest of your life

>>246202027
>>246202435
>>246202574
I have a quick question I pre-order the game for PS4, got it, and I am wondering how to change your outfit. Hopefully I don't sound like an autist asking, this it is probably really obvious but I am wondering.

>>246202192
The comment section is pretty fucking hilarious.

>>246211202
>Why are people such faggots this day and age?
Because on the internet they have a voice.

>>246205873
Isn't there a much better version where the envelope says overdue gas bill?

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>>246207597
>stealing from a religious person is A-OK

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>>246211202
>this day and age
>muh wrong generation

Of course you would say that.

Remember you are a faggot too.

This is not a bad thing, we are interconnected in our faggotry and stupidity. We have always been too sensitive and retarded. You ranting only proves that you are with them, and I with you. Let's bitch and moan together.

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>>246211552
I don't think you frequent or understand /pol/. The truth is most of us have never even met a Jew, when we say "Merchants", "Jews", "Shekelsteins", "Shills", ect. we are not referring to the Jews themselves, but more or less what we make Jews out to be, like the new world order. Take Obama's hidden agenda for instance. He answers to the corporations that paid for him to be president, so when we see him try and do something corporate affiliated we say something like "Merchants are at it again", meaning the corporations, who run everything now, are behind it all.

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>>246202192
out of curiosity I went to 9gag, the video is actually right 2nd on the front page of the "tv" section. Here is the comment section which is pretty interesting

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>>246212002
2nd screenshot

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I'm so sick of the invisible player bug. Mainly cause it also fucks up car physics too.

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>>246212002
>Muzzie tears

>>246212103
>Truth is to make the world a better place the human race should be eradicated
*tips fedora*

>>246211978
That's what you think.

I think Poe's Law interferes and the spectrum which people subscribe to is unclear. So you may think that, but the vagueness that these messages are communicated through may make others reach different conclusions.

Like a lot of evidence that everyone provides: MRA's, Stormfront, even feminists -- the evidence each side provides, some of it might be true; however the conclusions they reach are selfish, subjective, or outright out of order. Worse off they might have massaged the data.

I am sure most are moderate like you, but remember there are some people who probably get off /pol/ with a serious hatred of the Jewish diaspora. Meanwhile everyone else laughs it off, get's the stress out, and goes back to 9-5.

>>246211224
Throw yourself a fucking fish mate.

>>246212002
>the canadian guy yelled "sorry" while dieing
I admit, that got me.

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>>246212361
And why even bother adding reflective surfaces if you're going to just phone in the quality of said reflections?

>>246212002
>>246212103
So the 9fags also are the people saying "so edgy XD"? Huh.

>>246204994
They are more fascist if anything. With them imposing their beliefs on everything, blindly following their #SJW, and removing anyone that disagrees.

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>>246212630
Though I'm inclined to random acts of violence
>Fedora

>>246212103
>>246212486
>Implying truth isn't only experienced/figured out by humans; meaning that if all humans died there would be no truth.

Armchair philosophers need to be eradicated.
brb killing self.

>>246212486
As edgy and fedora tipping the statement is TECHNICALLY it isn't wrong

>>246199358
>the crops of her
best christmas I ever had

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>>246212103
>Self-loathing humans

This shit pisses me off so badly. If you hate your species so much, then just kill yourself.

>shooting the Asexual

So not being aroused by anything makes you human scum?

>>246212942
It makes you a fundamentally flawed human being.

>>246212942
Stop looking for attention and embrace your instincts you fucking faggot. Being "asexual" is worse than being gay in my opinion.

>>246212556
Not likely, we have threads every other day where newfags ask if we really are serious about all the Jew conspiracies. There are a few Nazis lurking who really do believe them, but an overwhelming majority admit they have never even met a Jew and just do it to place blame on someone and have a good laugh. A lot of people believe massive corporations are responsible for all the events that happen, and if you watch carefully you can usually link a lot of terrible shit that happens in the world to these corporations who only care about "muh shekels".

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>>246212942
The video was a joke. The person was killing various random groups for a laugh to get a reaction. Look at the reaction it garnered. A real dumb one too.

>>246212630
That's really weird, is it just a glitch why the guy wont show up in the reflection?

>>246212942
Asexuals don't exist.
They're just neckbeards who can't get any.
Show me a female asexual or a good looking male asexual.
Pro-tip: You can't.

>>246212942
Fuck off freak your brain malfunctions.

>>246212942
Asexuality does not occur naturally in humans. You're either looking for attention, or something is seriously wrong with you and you need to see a doctor.

>>246213084
how is it looking for attention?

>>246212734
Oh my fuck the fedora, my sides are in orbit

>>246213137
It's more the fact that the world reflected is an intersection, where as I'm in a apartment complex.
Also yes they didn't even add player/NPC reflections

>>246212103
>"it's pretty hard doing it worse than execution in the middle of the street"
He does realize its a fucking videogame right?

>>246212840
I think it is normal to be self-loathing. If you are moderate it puts you in check, to make sure you don't become too arrogant/pretentious.

If it is healthy then it can actually make you humble.

But of course it can backfire, I self-loath, but mainly it's to motivate myself. I don't complain about shit I can't fix (other people) so I always end up doing things I am competent doing and obviously not doing things in over my head (killing other/myself) like a "true" misanthrope would do. But of course being a "true" anything is fucking retarded, let other people label you and bask in the glory of understanding that you have been labeled wrongly and they just wasted their time, while you actually did something with your life (maybe)

>>246200550
Gold.

>>246213272
What if you had so much sex and watched so much porn that literally nothing turns you on anymore?

>>246213383
Considering how good the graphics are getting now I can't even tell the difference sometimes.

>>246199846
Because it's realistic. The damage accounts for psychological shock.

>>246212942
The basic goal of all life is to pass on their genes, by actively refusing the most common natural urge, you're worthless as a person.

Not like anyone on /v/ can pass on their genes anyway.

>>246213085
I never doubted that haha. I said majority are like what you said. But yes the massive corporations are a big factor, more socio-economic than just simply blaming a singular diaspora (and in turn making things simpler because thinky hurt brain).

However I have also seen some /pol/ threads where people talk about how most of them are jewish, or are learning that are actually descended from jews.

I think it comes back to another of my posts >>246211931 we are interconnected in our faggotry

>>246212942
Any one who claims to be asexual is lying.
I used to claim I was one myself but I found it was just human porn that I was bored of. Turning furry helped me get my sexuality back thankfully so obviously anyone who says otherwise just hasn't found their niche yet.

>>246213630
At least I have the desire to, unlike that fucking freak.

>>246213513
Something is seriously wrong with you.

Maybe not that serious.

Just stop jacking off or fucking anything for like a month. If symptoms do not disappear then keep going till something happens.

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>>246199564

Sleeping Watch Doges 10/10 gotyay

What other games let you clean up America with such impunity?

>>246200818
RIP in peace you magnificent bastard.

>>246213630
So even if you are a productive member of society being asexual makes you worse than a basement dweller fapping to hentai 5 times a day despite neither reproducing?

>>246213630
The goal of life is actually to just exist. Reproduction is a vector to exist immortally. You exist as an immortal form of the proto-human that will be created in each coming generation. You have existed existed for gorillions of year, being re-represented through subjective forms all undergoing an iterative process to design you.

Quit putting such an importance on fucking, become a Lich, be immortal and look past the seduction tactics of succubi.

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oh boy. Reposting for anyone who missed it.

>>246198994
>fires AK
>bolt doesn't reciprocate

Shit game

>>246213798
I am not Asexual. I just don't see why it makes people rage so much. Why would anyone care if someone doesn't get a boner?

Is it because they can't get any despite wanting it so they view someone who doesn't want it with some kind of repressed hatred?

>>246214295
maybe it has to do with asexual awareness being pushed similar to lgbt movements

>>246202968
I'm sorry to break it to you, we have plenty of them here in the UK, too.

>>246214295
Because asexuals DO NOT exist.
It's a special snowflake label for permavirgins.

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>>246200549
>>246200674
being annoying about an anonymous opinion, the epitome of what is wrong with kids these days

>>246214441
Sure but why does it make you so mad?

It's not like they are forcing their non sexuality on you.

>>246213218
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/9651265/The-moment-I-realised-I-was-asexual.html

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You now realize your favorite gaming journalist browses and posts on /v/ if you haven't before already

>>246214295
Because it's another made up fucking classification so people can be different. Fucking special snowflake syndrome. Same shit for people who say they are pansexual or anything other than gay, straight, or bi. And even bi is a stretch since the vast majority swing one way more than another