is there any way to stop the cancer that killed /tv/? if we ban

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>>86077063
Ban the pickle rick bullshit.

>>86077063
move capeshit and rick and morty threads to /co/

>lets have more moderation
worst idea ever. Look at /sp/ now

>>86077063
ban pickle rick
ban got threads
ban "what does /tv/ think of <sexy actor>"
ban "movies where [unrelated topic]"

i have to filter out half the posts and actual interesting threads get shelled to page `0

You would have to pay hiro more than the advertisers.

>>86077063
I said this before, but make a new board for alternative media. For ecelebs, podcasts and Youtube shit.

>>86077103
This.

You shouldn't be allowed to post here if you've posted on /pol/ within a week.

We will still be left with /pol/ and Trumptards

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So, you're wondering how best to fix /tv/? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Indian pedophile living in Vancouver, that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on /tv/. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Indian-Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix /tv/.

>>86077138
>i have to filter out half the posts and actual interesting threads get shelled to page `0
It's not your board faggot, if people didnt like posting in the threads you mentions, they be at page 0. Sorry your tastes are so boring m8

>>86077129
look at /tv/ now

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>waaahh stop talking about television and film on /tv/ - Television and Film pls help mods ;-;

>>86077230
pretty much how /sp/ was 3 years ago. shitposting. Now /sp/ pretty much bans anyone for being slightly off topic in a general

More moderation would be better. Take all that non TV/movie shit to /b/ or the appropriate board.

>>86077260
sounds like death by drowning vs death by beheading

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I can understand allowing capeshit movies since they're still technically movies even if they would be better off on /co/, but why the fuck are literal cartoon threads allowed?

>>86077063
its already fucking dead
that rick and morty shit killed this fucking board

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Mods and those in charge being vague as fuck with the rules they do state. Then the other 99% that needs explaining they're silent on. These aren't normal actions and the only conclusion you're left with is that they want 4chan to burn. Can anyone enlighten me why?

Hiro gets paid for advertising on various boards, phone posting eliminates anyform of backlash to shitposters, and there's no way to trace proxy fags. This has been known for years. Find a new place to waste your life.

Meta threads are worse cancer than GoT or Rick and Morty.
There's /qa/ for your kind of faggotry.

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>new GoT or pickle rick thread every 5 minutes

>>86077063
Literally every 5 minutes its a pickle rick or GoT, please end this shit

Enforce the got general. Don't need 30 threads for every little question.

>>86077260
the shitposting in this board is not even funny anymore. I'd rather have strict moderation at this point

>>86077700
I was singlehandedly responsible for like 15 Pickle Rick threads today and there's fucking nothing you can do about it because it's on-topic, you fucking crybaby.

>>86077209
t. 15 year old raider

>>86077765
>singlehandedly responsible for like 15 Pickle Rick threads
I'll mention this in your eulogy

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>>86077656
>I am completely happy with the state of /tv/ and this single thread is bringing all this quality content down
Who paid you to say this, I wanna know NOW!

>>86077799
Obama

>>86077756
Threads go too fast, no way that's viable.

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>we have had shitpost thread spamming since forever
>people now bitching because its about shit they dont like
I dealt with endless 'Bane' 0reply0image threads so this is nothing new

I don't even give a fuck anymore.

Until this /pol/ shitposting stops, I feel no compunction posting cuck porn when the mods are asleep.

>>86077824
That wouldn't be a problem if they would actually moderate those generals and get rid of all the bullshit posting in them. It is always the exact same garbage memes and posts in those generals.

we need visual sage back. We need at least some sort of an instrument against blatant bait threads. Sagebombing used to work very well for this whenever the mods just stood there dicks in hand not deleting them.

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>go on vacation for a week
>no internet whatsoever
>come back here first thing
>every post in every thread seems pathetic
>still lurk because nothing better to do
>feels back to normal after an hour

>>86077852
>/pol/ boogeyman once again
People who post this low tier stuff don't even talk like that on /pol/. You're being tricked.

>>86077881
>WE NEED DOWNVOTING!!!
You need to go back.

>>86077835
I don't mind meme threads as long as they're /tv/ related. But why the hell is /co/shit allowed? There is literally a cartoon board for them. Even cunny threads are more on-topic.

bank anyone who falls for the bait and then cries about /pol/

>>86077902
how is sagebombing different from sliding the thread with 10 new ones in 20 minutes?

>>86077902
sage was a thing before reddit existed and before you were born, sunshine

>>86077828
this fucking this

>>86077230
yeah, ruined by more more moderation. if you weren't a newfag you'd remember a time when /tv/ was self moderated and a completely fine board because of it. fuck off retard

>>86077987
>more moderation
what the fuck have you seen on this board for the past 6-7 years that even remotely can be described as "moderation"?

>>86077987
/tv/ is essentially self moderated now and all we get are pickles

>>86078005
Waifuists got chased off the board to make the place more accommodating for normalfags when GoT started airing.

>>86077828
>>86078010
Where's her Star Wars stuff? I thought she loved Star Wars?

>>86078010
She's American.

>>86077199
Lets do this pedos need to be hanged anyway.

>>86078050
>mods deleted my 987th feet thread which is a clear sign the Nazi takeover is complete and we can never talk about feet on /tv/ - Television and Film again

>>86077899
>see posts like this >>86071609 all over the fucking board
>p-pol boogeyman
fuck off worthless nazi

what's wrong with got threads, they're television and film, and dare I say it, kino?

>>86077063
ban all /co/mblr fags

>>86078005
mods letting generals slide, deleting the on topic threads they don't like, literally banning discussion about ASR, letting completely off topic threads stay up because they enjoy them, enforcing horrible meme culture, banning actress posters, the list can go on. just how new are you, kid? the mods are literally one of the biggest reasons /tv/ is as bad as it is now. invisibro LITERALLY got dumped on back in the day and he's hellbent on ruining this board. it's /tv/ cannon dude, fuck off if you don't even know what the real issues about this board are and just want to place blame on whatever current boogeyman is popular.

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>>86077199
If it actually is just one guy and he actually does live in Vancouver I'll volunteer to be the one who murders him. For the greater good, of course.

>>86078166
Cool down there, my point is shitposting is still shitposting and it all only thrives if you reply to it and take the bait.

>>86078091
Them and all of /pol/.

>>86078278
>mods letting generals slide
10 people circlejerking can't keep a thread bumped
>deleting the on topic threads they don't like
post examples
>letting completely off topic threads stay up
>non-moderation is moderation
>banning actress posters
discussion of how Cara's feet smell is not on-topic for this board

>>86078143
lmaoing @ every newfag crossboarder who thinks all actor posters just posted feet and weren't some of the biggest contributes to the quality of this board. stay new dude, have fun with your boogeyman buzzwords

>>86078366
I'm not that fella but I have to say you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

>>86077987
Self-moderation is the worst

>>86078407
>>86078393
not arguments

>>86078454
not an argument newfag

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Why is /tv/ such an easy /pol/ shitposting destination?

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>>86078326
>calm down there
Don't tell me what to do

>>86078488
Because /tv/ will give (yous) to anyone and there are no mods here. /pol/ threads on /sp/ or /v/ get deleted in minutes. They last hours on /tv/. The /pol/ shitposter can get over 20 (yous) in that time, which is as good as bitcoins for money.

>>86078366
>10 people circlejerking can't keep a thread bumped
I fucking wish it was just 10 people circlejerking in dead generals. There are constantly 8-12 general threads up at a time, double that for when a thread reaches bump limit. They're just autistic chatrooms for reddit and tumblr tourists who want to shitpost with impunity.
Get fucked newfaggot. They are a blight on this board, on every board.

>>86078488
/k/ needs to be about 150lbs fatter tbqh

>>86078366
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/amber%20heard/type/op/

literally every thread about Amber Heard getting deleted because the mods don't like it. but go a head and tell me how a thread about an actor on a board about films isn't ok while keeping a straight face

>>86078537
>/tv/ will give (yous) to anyone and there are no mods here
replace '/tv/' with '4chan'. The IQ of the average poster here has dropped severely. I know I'm ranting oldfag #8841 but I do remember a time when retarded bait was not fed with replies

>>86078488
>/pol/
>white
>/fit/
>thin
>/int/
>attractive
Very inaccurate. The only accurate part is that /k/ has airsoft replicas instead of real guns.

>>86078554
How are threads about her breaking up with Elon Musk about her acting career/roles? Take your tabloid shit elsewhere.

>>86078488
/k/ is a noguns pleb shithole

Left years ago and never looked back

>>86078657
not an argument

>>86078736
>pointing out that the threads I am complaining about being deleted are against the rules is not an argument

>>86078772
>actors are against the rules on a board about films

cross posters LITERALLY don't want you to talk about the board subject. kill yourself idiot

>>86078143
You are aware that baneposting literally started as an anti-mod revolt by people who were fed up with mods suddenly showing up and trying to moderate the board after ignoring it for years, right?

>>86078581
These layers of 'ironic' posting that have gradually grown and just led everyone, especially those who are new to partake in it and think it was the norm. Intelligence certainly has a correlation with it, but it's better just focus on the death of sincerity in humour and discussion.

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How come shit like this never happens here?

>>86078795
>All actress and actor discussion should pertain directly to their roles and careers. Off-topic discussion will be deleted.
You need to go back, kid.

>>86078825
I like how the thread slowed down showing that people are reading this. I love you guys so much.

>>86078825
Because 85% of nu-/tv/ posters are normalfag tourists from worse websites with not a modicum of creativity between them who come here to shitpost and regurgitate stale memes.

>>86078825
that stuff can only really happen on slow ass boards where you don't have people racing for Yous

>>86078825
The old 4chan is dead. We've had so many waves of newfags that there are almost no oldfags left. Half the newfags think they're old because they came here after 2010. The 2016 influx of Trumpfag normies was the last straw. 4chan is so mainstream it might as well be facebook.

>>86077063
More cunny

>>86078825
Please stop reposting this, we don't need more epic memers on /lit/.

>>86078965
>literally crying about le oldfags
>uses the term normies instead of normalfags
drink bleach

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How come shit like this never happens here?

>>86078830
fucking lmao, you realize a mod made that rule because he LITERALLY didn't like what was being posted despite it being on topic and not against the rules or nsfw. Literally comes back full circle to how the mods are ruining this board because they don't like what it looks like. keep confirming your newfag status with every reply, crossposting faggot.

>>86079073
Shatner admitted to browsing /tv/.

>>86079102
Who cares?

>>86079123
I don't but who cares if that morbidly obese whale browses /v/?

>>86079143
>/v/
That was on /fit/, and it's because he's an actual celebrity unlike that old guy you mentioned.

>>86079166
ebin shitpost b8 my friend

>>86079085
It doesn't change the fact that the rules are being enforced as they are written, dumbass; therefore, your complaint of them being deleted is moot. You want janis to not enforce rules that you personally don't like? Also your projecting is hilarious.

>>86079166
>Irony shitpost in a thread addressing said problem
I can only wonder what it feels like to get kicks out of this shit.

>>86079200
It was on /fit/. Do I need to go digging through their archive to spoonfeed you, newfag?

>>86079234
>l-le iron-n-ny!!
Is that all you've got?

>>86079224
Say not an argument once again, but each and every post you make just screams how new you are.

>>86079282
>continues to reply with literally no argument
>gets upset when anons call him out on it
wew lad

i'll never understand the normalfags on this board who somehow think talking about actors on a board about hollywood is not allowed and is ok for deletion but literally, LITERALLY EVERY other board on this entire website can do the same and the threads go nowhere.

why did moot hate /tv/ so much and why did he allow swaglord to destroy us, bros? will normies ever stop coming onto 4chan and crying about how they don't like what we're posting?

>thread is on autosage
It's been fun, faggots.

>>86079254
I'm just pointing out how low hanging inflammatory comments like that masked as irony have been destroying that sense of being an oldfag you describe.

>>86079254
I meant the latter retarded thing you said.

>>86079369
Where did I mention oldfags besides calling Shatner old? You've got nothing, autismo.

>>86079282
I've literally not said it once. I am not the guy you started this argument with, idiot; you just don't have any point because you are brain dead.
Isn't it just great calling someone new? Because I cannot actually prove that I have been here for over 10 years.
You got here this summer and thought it'd be neat to present yourself as an oldfag? Real cute, kiddo.

>>86079314
not even me dude, I don't want to bother replying to you because you have literally no argument. I proved to you how the mods are consistently ruining /tv/ and you want to ignore it. How is Amber Heard and her relationship status not related to the literal rule of discussing her career? If the bullshit rule of 'No discussions of AnnaSophia Robb' was still in place would you somehow try to justify this as well? fuck off retard, you clearly don't know shit about /tv/

>>86079314
Who's upset, i'm not that dude. I've had this discussion so many times, so forgive me for not partaking. I'm just enjoying the little show you're putting on.

>>86079397
I can slap on my 8 year old trip but somehow you'll just discredit that as well. kys yourself my mans

>>86079404
>I don't want to bother replying to you because you have literally no argument
Then why'd you reply to me :^)

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You can make threads on the video game board about people famous for playing video games but you can't make threads on the film board about people famous for starring in movies?

>>86079433
just to remind you of how new you are kiddo ;^))

The fuck is going on in here?

>wanting to talk about famous people's relationships
I didn't know so many teenage girls posted here.

>>86079344
So much for meta threads

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>>86079504
WE'RE FIXING /TV/, FUCK OFF

>>86079543
>relationships
No, I want to talk about how much I want to lick every inch of ASR's ass, not who she's fucking.

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>>86079450
/v/edditors love eceleb friend simulator threads (RLM) but can't stand to look at cute girls because they aren't 2D.

>>86079504
go hang yourself with your shackles that you drag you double digit IQ coon

>>86079590
Hey fuck you motherfucker. I've been here longer than all of you.

>>86079543
>hollywood discussion on a hollywood board is not ok!
i didn't know so many retards posted here. What forced meme brought you onto this subchan friend?

>>86079568
There are literally three boards for that:
>>>/b/
>>>/bant/
>>>/r9k/
Why does it also need to be here?

>>86079578
Why does pic make me rage so hard?

>>86079620
>listing random boards for actress discussion
>thinks he's proving a point
wew
>Why does it also need to be here?
Because it's discussion for an actress.

>>86079653
you can tangentially link any fucking topic to an actress and therefore to /tv/. I guess you just want 30 /b/ boards

>>86079605
I would make a "I fuck your mother" joke but I'm not into bestiality. That's not true or an achievement to brag about either you retarded pedo yard ape.

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>>86079605
>you will always be a nigger

>>86079700
Well I mean, Krager's trip has been leaked for two years now. It could be anybody posting as him.

>>86079721
>ooga booga bix nood mufugga ooo ooo aaa aaa
Be quiet you shackle dragging chimp

>>86079747
not an argument

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>>86079771
I'm not arguing I'm posting facts.

>>86079645
because those are the kinds of people telling you that it's not ok to talk about celebrities on a board based around discussing the work of celebrities.

>>86079790
How come whenever I post as Krager, people reply? But when I see other people post as Krager, no one replies.

>>86079812
How come when you get BTFO you talk about yourself in third person like a macaque with down syndrome?

>>86079844
>still not believing that the trip was leaked
Here you go newfriend.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Krager%20%23KSTEW4EVER/

>>86079910
>ooga booga mudda fubba muh archive nigga nahmean cuh click click *steals*
What did he mean by this?

>>86079938
>talking in ebonics
Still not an argument.

>>86079958
Nevermind I just got BTFO I'll go back to worldstarhiphop where I belong bix nood muhfugga

>>86079938
I's sorry massa

>>86079991
>more people using the trip
This is exactly what I wanted. Soon we will be an army of Krager's who will reclaim tee vee as our own. Say it with me brothers.
WE
WILL
RECLAIM!!!

>>86080016
WE
WUZ
KANGZ!!!

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>>86079721
>>86079812
>"I-I-I'm n-n-not a n-n *sniffles n-nigger!"
>stole BASED Krager's tripcode

autosage?

PIKKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK

>>86077063
These meta threads, and backseat mods who post in them, are always the problem.