Simpsons jokes you don't understand

She's an heiress to the Sneed family fortune.

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>>85630290

I thought the germs said "Free Manson! Run the country!" Like Charles Manson. I always thought that was really crazy like an alligator with sunglasses or a street sign indoors. Whatever

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John brought us cactus candy!

>>85630528
It's the kind of shit a quirky fag would do.

>>85630473
He has aids

>>85631993
>tfw if golden era Simpsons aired today /pol/ would make it impossible to have threads about it

>>85631993
it's because republicans fuckin suck

>>85632283
No I don't recall them hamfisting celebrities and niggershit into everything and not equally making fun of the Democrats

>>85631993

This one really makes me think.

someone post it already

>>85632298
>not being part of the elite club.
Remove yourself

>>85632335
I know modern Simpsons is shit and they used to not hamfist. But I'm saying even with all this in mind, /pol/ in its current state would still get triggered by so many Season 1-12 episodes

>>85632458
chuck's fuck & suck

>>85630473
He was seeded by Sneed
>>85630528
The cactuses that make the candy are grown by Sneed

>>85632454
And shitlibs would and do get pissy about shit from older episodes

>>85631993
Pay attention to US politics and it becomes pretty clear.

>>85631993
>ywn get to run your political party from the inside of the Wolf's Lair

>>85632458
The joke is that at one point it was Called:

>Chuck's Feed & Seed

Then Sneed bought it and only changed Chuck's name resulting in comical(?) alliteration

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>I'm the first non-Brazilian to travel through time!

what the FUCK did Groening mean by this

>>85633386
UMA

>>85633297
The joke is that Sneed grew the tomatoes for both
>>85633386
Sneed is Brazilian
>>85633411
He got the sugar cubes from Sneed's farm

>>85633386
Brazil is ass backwards.

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>>85633386
Apparently it was supposed to be "nonfictious" but the va fucked it up/changed it.
Honestly I just thought it was just an absurd country picked because the idea that Homer would just name off a Third World Country as not only capable of time travel but imply they also did it multiple times as if it was common knowledge was ridiculous.

>>85632454
The fuck are you talking about?
Old Simpsons gave jabs to everyone. While they portrayed Republicans as evil masterminds, they also portrayed Democrats as naive dumbfucks.

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>>85633557
The name should rhyme so naturally what you think the former name rhymed with is Moe's Hoe's.

A strip club.

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>>85633557

>>85633297
can someone make an edit so the catsup says sneed

>>85633666
Paul Flart's Shart in Mart

>>85633680
And the ketchup should say Chuck.

>>85633386
nothing, it's just nonsense to confuse viewers since everyone assumes every line is a hidden joke or something

>>85633732
If people are traveling through time how can you be sure who is first?

>>85633628
Painfuck and Suck Dentistry

>>85633666
omfg satan da fuq r u doin on duh chonz?!

>>85632458
There it is. Is this the most misunderstood Simpsons joke ever?

>>85632283
Golden age made fun of both sides.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AENEedWy_kU

>>85630528
I only realized now it's John Waters and not some random gay guy

>>85632283
What are you talking about, golden age Simpsons was redpilled as fuck.
>Every day we're losing ground to the Japanese, and I wanna know why!!
>Unfair trade practices?
>Mushy-headed one-worlders in Washington?
>Some sort of Gypsy curse?

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>>85633557
>Moe's Car Holds
Heh

>>85633557
I know people only pretend not to get the sneed one as a joke but I genuinely don't get this. is it a photoshop?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE63y7ctAwA

>>85634552
Kill yourself.

>>85634552
Thanks, but you skipped this one >>85632458 and I don't understand it. Could you please explain it to us?

>>85634641
Sneed's last name is Farage

>>85634552
Are you intentionally trying to run this meme (already on its deathbed) into the ground?

>>85634690
>>85634783
Somebody get this Chuckhead outta here!

>>85634641
Yes, it's photoshopped to be about Nigel Farage.

>>85634762
Well that one I can't explain.

>>85630528
How did they manage to make him look so obviously gay with such little detail?

>>85630290
all of them

>>85632298
No, they suck and fuck. Sneed was once the republican candidate.

>>85634838
It's simple. They based him how on John Waters actually looks.

fuck I just got trolled

>>85634838
Long thin exposed arms and a non aggressive attitude.

It signals to girls you are 90% likely to be gay until one day in high school you realized what was going on.

>>85633557
Moe was a normal average everyday citizen with a garage business. One day, the EVIL Nige Farage bullied him into selling his business, this ruining him by giving him a steady income for the rest of his life!

>>85633386
Maybe something about how Brazil pretends they invented the airplane

>>85634552
wow, this post and the thread at large are so funny. fucking upvoted xD

>>85630290
This scene freaked me out as a kid because I was thinking about how Bart was suffocating and she just stood there and watched gleefully.

>>85635008
Uh what if I never realized on that one, I'm pretty lanky

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Why does Marge think potatoes are neat?

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What did he mean by this?

>>85635889
That he and Barb were bad neighbours.

>>85635889
that the bushes are bad neighbors

>>85632480
But why would Sneed change the name so drastically?

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What did they mean by this?

>>85635869
Because Sneed grew them
>>85635889
Sneed and Chuck
>>85636018
Sneed has a diaper fetish

>>85635869
Because she's boring, and potatoes are boring.
>>85635889
Bush is an old fogy and that's the most insulting thing he could think of
>>85636018
Pamper is a brand of Diapers (UK:Nappies)in addition to being a word that means treat luxuriously, so Bart thought that they'd put diapers on him.

>>85633297
Serious answer:

Ketchup is originally a chinese word and they used a word that's similar to both ketchup and catsup, more something in between and so the product was sold as either in America until Ketchup reigned supreme.

>>85636172
But why would Sneed change the name of the business so dramatically?

>>85632283
complaining about pol while you got a fuckin sneed poster on a rampage

>>85630528

Who is changing bits of this picture everytime its posted?

Theres always something different.

stop

>>85633628
laughed desu.

>>85633524
Brazil=Lizarb??

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>>85637098
obviously photoshopped

>>85635779
>This scene gave me a boner as a kid because I was thinking about how Bart was suffocating and she just stood there and watched gleefully.

ftfy

>>85630290
>>>/co/

>>85633660
wtf i had a (you) and it went away. I really don't know what apricot one is

>>85638880
>>>/out/

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>>85630528
It's to symbolize the water retention needed to survive the gay lifestyle of nonstop MDMA fueled orgies.

>>85634087
>If we wanted to see Japanese people, we could have just gone to the zoo
>Homer!
>What? The guy who washes the elephants is Japanese. His name is Takashi. He's in my book club

>>85633666
I used to work there

>>85636063
please leave this thread

>>85639106
I miss old simpsons

>>85638849
This.

>>85633297
It's a metaphor for our two party system

>>85633788
.. er.. the one who starts furthest back?

>>85639024
jajajajajajaja bar sinson

>>85639580
>he doesnt into butterfly theory.

>>85639174
what was the food like

>>85639024
This is considered modern art south of the border

>>85639024
What about the Simpsons attracts spics and Brazilians?

>>85639024
Why is South America still allowed to exist?

>>85633671
That is pretty cool if Hank to answer even though it was just a shitty meme and no one could have possibly thought it was hold when both Moe and Homer say hole.

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>>85632458
Also Norm McDonald punched this guy in the face.

>>85640803
>One Thursday evening during rewrites, Norm was sitting on the couch by the door inside the writer’s room. He was smoking and ashing into a soda can. Ian Maxtone-Graham walked into the room holding a cup of water. He stopped, looked down at Norm, and poured the entire cup of water over Norm’s head. Shocked, Norm sat there soaking wet.

>The room grew quiet and then Norm stood up and punched Ian in the face. He really blasted him. All six feet eight inches of Ian went down, and the writers quickly jumped up and separated the two. Ian went home right after the fight and didn’t come back to work for about a week. I don’t know if it was pride or principle, but my man was AWOL. I found out a few days later that Ian was planning to sue NBC for not enforcing the non-smoking policy. He was also going to take Norm to court for assault and battery.

>>85640827
>All six feet eight inches
LANKLETS BLASTED THE FUCK OUT.

>>85630290
I miss comedy shows made by non jewish people.

>>85642070
what's the name of this kind of simpson edit where they mash scenes together?

>>85642316
It's called "unfunny facebook memes".

>>85642332
>unfunny
fuck off

>>85634007

The fuck, how did I not know that.

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>>85642332
oh are we posting things that aren't funny now

>>85642356
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA LEMON MEMES JAJAJAJAJA
AURORA BOREALIS JAJAJAJAJAJA STEAMED HAMS

You and your kind disgust me.

>>85636410
Explain?

>>85642332
this

>>85642405
Watch out we've got MEME elitist here. You must buy the MEME elitist pack for 2.50 to be allowed to post TRUE 4chan memes! You also need to finish your MEME degree.

>>85642867
Keep crying, spic.

EL JUSTO

>>85642898
kek I am not Mexican nor I've ever seen one

>>85642920
You're all the same to me. The same sense of humour which makes it easy to spot you from a mile away.

>>85642953
Tie the noose and I will kick the chair

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>At least I'm not gay for skeleton Kearney
don't get it..?

>>85642993
Looks like I was spot on. You're probably Brazilian, the dumbest animal living in South America.

>>85642070
I don't want any of your damn hotdogs

>>85633953
4chan is actually a hell

>>85636063
Kek

>>85637098
Sneed has progeria

>>85639197
what did Sneed mean by this?

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>"El carro que me vendi, es un limon!"
>"No no no, es no un limon. Es un carro fuerte!"
>"Mh.. Limon. Fuerte. Limon. Fuerte... Ayayay el mi estomago!"
Just recently undercover the meaning..

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>>85630290
is this a subtle reference to sneeds seed and breed?

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>>85643243
the joke is the media plays each generation like a contrarian fiddle.

>>85632480
>>85640803
how is that funny?
why would Sneed rename the "Suck and Fuck" store that he took over to "Seed and Feed"?

>>85633959
it's misunderstood because it is shit and unfunny. it was written after the show's peak in season 9

one of the reasons the show went on a downturn is due to the popularity of family guy, the writers starting adding crude references, even if they made no sense or were unfunny, just to appeal to more 12 year olds,

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>>85643243
it's a music store with a funny name that is the opposite of it's previous name

>Good Vibrations
now
>Suicide Notes

>>85639024
U N A V E L A

>>85636063
stop

>>85642405
Literally nothing wrong with aurora borealis or steamed ham. You're just being contrarian for the sake of it.

>>85643900
Ok, fellow Facebook user. Are you in one of those private Simpsons shitposting groups? No wonder you think this sort of shit is comedy gold.

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>>85636063
>>85636086

>>85633411
He gives Homer cocaine, so he assumes asking for "cream" would result in getting some unknown illegal substance

>>85642070
It's a reference to Final Fantasy V, the baby is Neo Exdeath.

>>85644021
Drunk retard forgot to take his meds.

>>85645104
I clearly haven't drunk enough then. Facebook-tier simpsons memes are still as unfunny as ever. How much do I have to drink before I get to the level of being a braindead mexican like you? Maybe I'll start finding them funny at that point.

>>85640682
Mexican networks have rerun 90s Simpsons for almost the last 20 years. That's why almost all spics regardless of age enjoy Simpsons references. That's also true for dbz and Malcom in the middle.
t. spic

>>85635413
>>85633732
>>85633579
>>85633524
>>85633490
>>85633452
I assumed it was a reference to the movie Brazil

>>85630290
>Bartscape

>>85645750
manlets btfo

>>85634643
He thanked a woman (an object) which is just silly.

>>85640749
my sides

>>85643357
That is it, this is the pinnacle of shitposting

>>85643357
SMee?

>>85636389
>stop complaining about that huge pile of shit, and instead complain about this giant bucket of piss!

Uma delicia

>>85647705
Ah, una vela...

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>>85645179
jesus you sound bitter. what did south americans do to you?

>>85636410
I like this new meme.

>>85634141
it's car holes you idiot

>>85647995
It's car hold in the script, the voice actor forgot and got it wrong years later on twitter.

>>85645540
sky1 in the UK is half the simpons half modern family for the whole day every day

>>85639174
>

Any stories?

>>85635889
it's obviously a samsonadzes reference

>>85633386
>he doesn't know about Eduardo Bienvenido

>>85633411
king of the hill reference

>>85637098
>kinodome has "no manlets" policy
Based

>>85631993
lololol

>>85648127
Spock's Seed and Feed

Formerly Kirk's

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>ctrl-f
>Sneed
>23 results

>>85634087
>thinks "being redpilled" mean "being racist"
>misinterprets jokes as actual racism
redpillers are braindamaged

>>85648330
Kirk's Sirk and Firk

>>85643271
>Homer isn't there yet
good detail

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>>85648127
Does...anyone wanna switch memes?

>>85634838
It's the stache. It looks fucking gay. Eyebrows, too.

>>85633386
John Titor was a hue.

>>85633666
Snack Sack n Fack

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>>85648441

UMMM DAE HATE /POL/???!?!?!?!!!!!!!

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Never understood this one

>>85632283
>thinking /pol/ supports Republicans

>>85642008
After so many years now I know how write that name.

>>85647840
I don't understand.

that one from the halloween episode where homer goes back in time and then the dog and the kid pop up and say something, I don't remember what but it's supposed to be a joke I guess but I never got it.

>>85648097
What

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>All these Simpsons Plebs that don't listen to the commentary that explain all the jokes
Honestly embarrassed for you guys right now

>>85648875
dude weed lmao

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Simpsons jokes you understand too well

>>85648030
i lol'd irl

>>85643422
If anyone asks if comics can be kino, point them to this.

>>85647860
Not him but they stink up my nostrils with their disgusting smell

>>85648030
>>85648127
I don't care what you faggots say I think these are funny even if they are facebook memes

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>>85638849
>>85639236
Muh niggas, was going to say the same
Mud/quicksand/sinking is best fetish

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Can someone explain this one? Google didn't help

>>85649183
The sad fact is 4chan doesn't produce OC anymore

>>85648692
?i dont get this joke, what ep is from

>>85649152
>Room 1!
>Room 11
Best part of this joke and you probably wouldn't notice it the first time around

>>85649273
M*ds keep destroying our attempts at OC. 4chan didn't die, it was murdered

>>85643357
Why would Sneed keep Japs out though? I don't understand.

>>85640827
As someone who thinks smoking is disgusting is there anything worse than whiny non-smokers who make it their business to let everyone know they don't like cigarette smoke

>>85649297
the sign writer guy gets more excited for a candy convention than a rat poison convention?

>>85649355
Okay Mr. Sneed, and what was your business formerly called?

>>85649861
>...I don't know

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>>85649885
>weeaboo pedo thinks his opinion matters

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>>85649940
>weeaboo pedo off topic posting is a better contribution then sneedposting

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>>85643422
>no bad news
It's shit. Try again.

>>85649674
You're not that bad

>>85633411
Pocket Sugar is a well known gay culture term for an erection while wearing no underwear.

>>85649940
What's wrong with pedophilia?

>>85650189
Meat is murder.

>>85650134
Heathcliff is in there, what more do you want?

>>85650188
I disagree

>>85637098
is this loss

Why do Simpsons threads always have so much shitposting?

Anyway, I didn't get that part where Marge was escaping some place and these bubble things chase after her and one of them kills Hans Moleman. I assume that's a reference to something but I don't know what.

>>85648400
>>thinks "being redpilled" mean "being racist"

When the theory of natural selection debuted, most people who knew about it were redpilled on evolution, therefore racist. Evolution does not create everyone equal, it creates everyone different, and different local conditions leads to different genetic and physical characteristics.

Also see Haplogroup D, which emerged maybe 37,000 years ago. Microcephalin is a gene expressed during fetal brain development. Haplogroup D has become the most common form of microcephalin through the world except sub-Saharan Africa. This variant of the gene is thought to contribute to increased brain volume.

>>85648400
>"being redpilled" mean "being racist"
That's what it means, though.
"Racist" and "enlightened" are actually synonyms, look it up.

>>85650431
He is going to go on a shooting spree because he hates his job, evidently he decided to just suicide instead.

>>85632298
>t. Chuck

>>85650453
So if it's repilled to believe that Blacks are inferior because they have lower average IQ and commit crimes disproportionately more, is believing Jews are superior because they have higher IQ and are disproportionately more represented in Science also repilled?

>>85650404
I just looked it up and apparently it's a reference to some old British series called The Prisoner. What the fuck was with old Simpsons references? Who did they expect to get this reference?

>>85650656
>Arrrrr, not a seed! He'll be feeding for hours!

>>85650431
That was one of the darkest moments of classic Simpsons.
>>85650516
It was because of the annoying music Burns was playing.

>>85650676

Jews do tend to have higher IQs, and win a lot of Nobel Prizes, but that's also due to Jewish privilege and a history of Jews being involved in finance since usury was typically banned for all non-Jews. Basically, a high IQ is not enough to advance far in science, it helps that rich Jews have enough money to send their children to elite private schools and Ivy League colleges that other demographics would not be able to afford.

Then there's the fact that Jews owned many of the slave ships that brought blacks to America, Columbus was Jewish, and Columbus basically spearheaded the Atlantic Slave Trade. So when blacks talk about "white privilege", it's mostly really Jewish privilege, since Jews are disproportionately represented in jobs in the media, CEOS, and in the financial sector.

>>85650703
>Who did they expect to get this reference?

People who weren't born in 1995 newfag.

>>85651148
>Jewish privilege
So blacks are inferior because of innate genetic differences, but Jews are superior because of cultural differences and should "check their privilege"

>>85651236
Now you're starting to get it

>>85632283
>/pol/ ruins everything /pol/ is everywhere! Why won't /pol/ shut up?
You brought it up you nigger loving jew.

>>85633386
SERN

>>85651419
You mean I get that /pol/ is schizophrenic because they have to simultaneously hold the belief that the white man is superior and deserved to subjugate lesser races while unfairly being subjugated by a more superior race (which is actually not more superior because it's just social privilege).
Face it, you're just salty you're losing the game

>>85651543
Good goy.

>>85651761
But I'm Jewish. I just think it's funny my little crooked nose sand tribe is kicking your ass to extinction and all you can do is cry "Privilege" like a little SWJ bitch

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>>85651848

>you spent effort on this

>>85652036
I mean, if 5 minutes of time is considered a lot of effort for you

>>85650488
Using what fucking dictionary?

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>>85647840
>reading that in their Tracey Ullman shorts voices

>>85650193
You're causing mental and perhaps physical harm

>>85652383
Not if the child consents.

>>85651236

Inferior/superior in what way? In general, blacks are superior to Jews when it comes to athletics, stronger/faster, basketball, football, long-distance running, the Olympics. In general, Jews are superior to blacks when it comes to intellectual pursuits: writing, banking, science, etc.

But Jews also have a history of viewing themselves as the "chosen people", and discriminate against non-Jews as "goyim", and also have their own ethno-state based on race where they actively keep out and discriminate against non-Jews, even building a wall to keep out non-Jews, and the disproportionate number of Jews in the media and in finance does indicate that they are the most privileged group in America. Although Israeli military historian Martin van Creveld wrote a book called The Privileged Sex, which argues that women are actually the privileged gender.

So perhaps it could be said that no person on the planet is more privileged than a Jewish woman (and a Jew is only considered a Jew if their mother is Jewish). Which is also indicated by the fact that the ideologies of Jewish women largely dominate American college campuses. When blacks talk about slavery in America, they talk about whites, but Jews like to hide behind the term "white" when it behooves them (then they can share blame for the American slave trade), and also stand apart as Jews when it behooves them (for example, when it comes to getting jobs in Hollywood or the media or finance or anything to do with Israel).

Just off the top of my head, on The Simpsons, James L. Brooks is Jewish, Sam Simon was Jewish, Josh Weinstein is Jewish.

>>85644564
"The Sneeds on the bus go feed and seed"

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>>85652450
Didn't you hear? The way normies have sex is so horribly damaging and traumatic you need a high school education to no have a mental breakdown doing it. I don't know what these people are doing in the bedroom desu

>>85651206
You can't seriously expect me to believe that you, some fatass American, watched an old British show from the 60s. And I was born in 1990 for your information.

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>>85651848

>>85652699
"Sneed! I'm going to feed here!"

>>85652383
They are degenerate, but source on this claim?

>>85652637
>>85652450
Stop trying to rationalise your sick and twisted fetish.

>>85651543

I've never said anyone "deserves" to be subjugated. But genetics can in part explain why some individuals rise to the top in certain fields. Class and wealth can also in part explain why some individuals rise to the top in certain fields.

There's a difference between genetics and money. Genetics can certainly give someone certain "privileges", but class privilege is more important than genetic privilege, and Jews disproportionately benefit from class privilege. Jewish privilege is not always about IQ, but also about the Jewish connections to other Jews who have high positions in the media or finance. "It's not what you know, it's who you know."

When blacks complain about #OscarsSoWhite, Hollywood was started by Jews, the Oscars is mainly run by Jews. To demonize non-Jewish whites for something controlled by Jews is misplaced outrage.

And you're missing an important point. Just because someone has more money doesn't make them "superior." For example, Jared Kushner is rich, but not because he's smart, but because he's Jewish, and he's actually incredibly stupid.

>>85632283
this is so true and the butthurt replies to this post prove it.

>>85652807
Man, Chuck must be kicking himself for selling out to Sneed, Sneed's just giving it away now.

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Legit question

>>85652852
imagine caring so much about this.

hope you find help someday.

temeoo dijo el barsinso

>>85652888
It's just a play on generic parking lots called things like Pay & Park or Park & Pay. Obviously, having "Pay" in the name twice is redundant, making it funny. It could also be a joke about how the prices there are extortionate.

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>>85630290

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>>85631993
>>85632283

>>85632283
>>85633983
He's not wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnBEYNsSlEE

>>85652450
yes a literal child understands the complexity of a sexual interaction with an adult. and is in no way being manipulated.

get the fuck out of here.

>>85652807
It's funny because traditionally, the bride stands on the left while the groom stands on the right. The groom's choice of outfit is also strange because in a suit (especially one that appears to be white tie, given that he is wearing a tailcoat), the jacket and pants should be the same color and fabric. Having different colors is a bit of a faux pax.

>>85653001
I thought it was a hooker joke

>>85653146
>complexity of a sexual interaction
Maybe you should stop watching all those deep throat cock gagging scat videos, I think you have a twisted view of sex

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>>85653002

>>85651846

Jews have successfully used the word "anti-Semitic" to dismiss any and all criticisms of Jewish people, or Israel. SJWs have simply taken that method, and applied it to other groups.

For example, if you criticize black culture they call you racist. If you criticize gay culture they call you homophobic. If you criticize mentally ill people who think they are the opposite sex, they call you transphobic. If you criticize migrant crime, they call you xenophobic. If you criticize women they call you misogynistic. If you criticize Muslims, they call you Islamophobic. Hence the regressive left. These people become apologetics to any bad behavior by so-called "oppressed" groups (while ignoring that it's mostly Jews at the top).

There is no widespread equivalent word for "anti-white."

The Jews practically invented identity politics, where WHO is saying something is valued more highly than WHAT is said, the merits of what is said. Identity politics is inherently racist, so it's really no surprise that Jews (who have their own racist ethnostate with their own apartheid wall) invented it. Jews practically invented victimhood ideology, where you play the victim in order to gain social capital.

The fact is that "white privilege" is largely Jewish privilege (all while Jews continue to play the victim).

>>85653146
If it were an imperative that a mammal be capable of higher order cognitive thinking in order to be able to engage in sex, mammals would have gone extinct a very long time ago. A species that cannot engage its primal sexual instincts without first developing a very high level of intelligence would have been unable to survive in the wild. To believe that humans are the only species that experience irreparable trauma leading to a complete inability to function as a result of low-intelligence instinct-driven intercourse is absurd. What is the rationale for such a highly maladaptive trait to exist?

Children enjoy sex, they seek it out, it brings them pleasure, it is harmless in and of itself, and therefore the only form of consent that is relevant is that they are willing and do not give signs of being uncomfortable.

What of consequences? Sociologically a person's sexual history has value and is used as a criteria with which to judge that person. These criteria can be designed as full Puritan repression, unrestricted liberation or anything in between. There are even tribal and historical societies where engaging in sexual intercourse as a child elevates the child's status rather than diminishes it. In these cultures it is seen as something to be proud of. In any case, the sociological factors affecting a child's self-esteem, mental health and how they are perceived by others are social constructs. It is true that children cannot consent to being severely stigmatized, however one must ask who is doing the stigmatizing? By shifting blame to the adult or the child, or both the adult and the child society is able to disown responsibility for the harm. While it is understood that various stigmas exist for various reasons, it cannot be sanely argued that harming children serves the purpose of protecting children.

>>85653312
OK, I chuckled.

>>85652681

I've never seen one episode of The Prisoner but I'm familiar with it.

Oh boohoo, Simpsons made a pop culture reference you didn't get. Go cry about it.

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>>85653250
>>85653312

>>85653312
troy looks a lot like hank scorpio

>>85653250
top kek

>>85652888
formerly sneed & feed & seed

>>85648960
Cause most torrents don't include it

>>85652932

About class? About the disproportionate number of Jews in Hollywood, and the media, (and The Simpsons), and in finance?

There's a reason they couldn't say #OscarsSoJewy, because that would be naming the Jew and get you blacklisted in Hollywood.

Imagine being on a board dedicated to film and television and being so ignorant that you don't even know which ethnic group runs it.

>>85653533
I never noticed that before.

>>85634838
They made him look French.

>>85653589
Wouldn't it be Chuck & Sneed & Chuck?

>>85651543
>hehehe I'm retarded and project dumb crap about slavery, colonialism and le gologaust I learned from Professor and Award-Winning Director Shlomo onto a modern movement that's literally just about deporting people and saying nice things about the white race

>>85653589
>>85653669
lyl

>Sideshow Bob, being arrested: "I'll be back! You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever!"

>Bart: "Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks for doing absolutely nothing?"
>Abe: "I figured cause the Democrats were in power again."

>Homer: "Hey Moe, you want to come with me and Wally to the Super Bowl?"
>Moe: "Oh absolutely, my favorite team's in it! The.. [ATLANTA FALCONS]. Yeah, ever since I was a boy, I've always loved the.. [ATLANTA FALCONS]."
>Homer: "Yeah, they're good, but I wouldn't count out the.. [DENVER BRONCOS]."
>Wally: "Yeah, I hear that President.. [CLINTON] is going to be watching the game with his wife.. [HILLARY]."

And a friendly reminder that Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby is a Democrat.

>>85630290

this girl definitely gave Bart his first handjob

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>>85654043
what was her expression trying to convey?

>>85652888

I think a lot of parking places rip you off, especially in big cities. So the joke is you have to pay twice and spend a lot of money. But for all I know there might actually be a place that makes you pay twice..

>>85635008
Fuck why did you have to remind me

>>85652967
loquendoposting 2008 pls leave

>>85652888

It's a place to take prostitutes

>>85634838
Well the gay ass fucking mustache for one.
Also the tiny effeminate weak eyebrows.

>>85634838
Gay mustache. The shirt helps, too

>>85653402
And you probably didn't find out about it until after you saw it in The Simpsons. You mad?

>>85652637
a five year old has a less developed psyche than, let's say, a twenty year old person

>>85653854
Mayor Diamond is an Independent politician: from the Sneed's Worker Party of Seed & Feed

>>85631993
The DNC is incompetent and spineless while the GOP is cruel and evil

>>85649273
Sneed is OC.

>>85649731
They're the same room.
! = 1 on a qwerty keyboard.

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>>85650134

>>85653822
(Skinner voice) No.

>>85643349
>why would Sneed rename the "Suck and Fuck" store that he took over to "Seed and Feed"?
"Seed and Feed" is more subtle, classier innuendo. Sneed is a classy man.