/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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and i tried and i tried
but you looked right through me
knife to my leg when she screams so sweetly
knife in my leg when i think of shelly
knife in my leg is the taste of shelly
aaaaaaa
A-A aaa
A-A aaa
A-A aaa

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Leaked set photo of Jack Rabbit's Palace.

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Is Sam Stanley, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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>>85621843
Dougie is the key to all of this

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Is Bobby /ourguy/?

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Who do you think that is standing there, /tpg/?!

>>85621821
https://youtu.be/2UkRvMxE0CM?t=52s

>>85621852
This whole thread and all the posters in it are worth about 33 dollars.

There's an episode title/quote "What Story Is That, Charlie?" but I don't think there is a Charlie character. Charlie could be a girl's name I think, and Charlie fits with Candie, Mandie, and Sandie so maybe the person is related to those three in some way.

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>>85621885
Subtle. Up there with Carl singing Red River Valley, which played in The Cowboy and the Frenchman.

>>85621852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCiageqMHJc

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>>85621902
spread the word...

Friendly reminder that the first thing Laura wrote about in her diary at age 12 was her thoughts about her pet horse's nice thick cock

>>85621885
I've been saying this since the episode where Dougie wore the green suit jacket

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c u t e
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>>85621922
those dollars are legal

>>85621902
90 minutes of THE Chris Isaak playing guitar at the Roadhouse confirmed

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>>85621902
>last time we got hyped part 8 happened
I hope my body's ready

>>85621940
So she was a whore even before she got """raped"""?

when is the midget coming back?

>>85621902
Audrey confirmed.

cooper returns tomorrow

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>>85621902
What's going to happen

>>85621940
>>85621987
There is literally nothing wrong with appreciating a horse dick

>>85621898
That's Special Agent Mr. Jackpots

>>85621954
Very nice, Mr. Lynch

>>85621954
y-you're the muffin

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>>85622017
WRONG

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>>85621885
The rabbits already have connections to the red room.

>>85621987
>before
She said she hoped Bob didn't show up that same night.

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>>85621902
>tfw my schedule is cleared and nobody's gonna interrupt me
My body is ready.

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>>85621902
>mfw it's a Windom Earle centered episode

>>85621902
If Cooper does get his mind back I feel like we're going to get some similar stream of consciousness imagery to episode 8 so that would be cool.

>>85622056
I doubt we'll ever see hutch killing the warden tbqhwy

Imagine watching game of plebs over this twin peakino the state of some of these people

>>85622083
Windom Earle beat Cooper in every way. We need him to come back to defeat the doppelganger.

>>85621902
U N P L E A S A N T

>>85622142
Tell that to Earle's burned head

>>85621902
Episode 8 part 2

>>85622142
He is the doppelganger

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got banned for that, but it was fucking worthy

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>>85621902
will vedderfags get btfo?

>>85621940
Friendly reminder that the Secret Diary was written by Lynch's daughter who he raped

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>>85622222

22222
call for help

>>85622142
Yeah. He's also inquestionably the best part of Season 2 because [insert rest of the copypasta]

>>85622222
Kill yourself.

>>85622222
checked

I was hoping to get ROTH'D I wanted agent 5'7 to kill the warden

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>>85622222
good numbers

>>85622229
Indubitably.

>>85622222
I salute your efforts and your quintuple digits, God is with us

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>>85621902
I'm ready for the Redpocalypse

>>85622222
Nice quints but you're still retarded and need to stop perpetuating a general war.

>>85622133
We're the enlightened few. Enjoy it.

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>>85621940
Imagine if you were that horse bros

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>>85622222
nice numbers

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Christ, this album is top notch.

Since we got quints here do we have a Mr. Jackpots/Bateman combo yet?

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>>85621902
So what will actually happen? The show has been almost completely unpredictable so far but judging from that title and all that hype, I'm expecting a 20+ red room/white lodge/black lodge/purple sea(?) sequence.
Don't dissapoint me TP.

>>85622428
114 minutes of James Hurley performing live at the Roadhouse.

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>>85621948
You know it actually refers to Piotrek, right?

>>85622460
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>>85622461
Holy fuck, you've found the only thing in IE that makes >>85622461
sense.
I feel enlightened

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so... he is Major Tom?

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>>85622461
Rabbits predates Inland Empire though, so who knows what else it could mean.

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You go to your bedroom and Tammy is laying in your bed like this.
>Hi Anon, It's been a long day at the agency and I really need to blow some steam.
What do?

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>>85622501
Read this
http://xixax.com/halfborn/

>>85622508
>DAE love Davie Bowie!

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doggy jones lol

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>>85622534
nice jacket

>>85622537
smoke a cigarette while she shifts position awkwardly and sexily

>>85622537
say ok and sleep go on the couch

>>85622562
Good post

>>85622572
>smoke a cigarette
you lost her

>>85622537
>blow some steam.
vape on her face

>>85622537
i tell her i fucking hate lingerie and to just get naked and oiled.

>>85622565
from pure air

>>85622537
Gush about TM for seven hours

>>85622614
she smokes in the show

>>85622537
i would call her "mommy" and lick her boob

>>85622534
Is that dialogue in the original Rabbits?
Lynch might have added it for Inland Empire
Gonna rewatch Rabbits

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Oh, mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Oooooh mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Now if the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey,
Say "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"

>>85622667
The "man in the green coat" thing was in Rabbits initially. It's not that strange. It just means that Rabbits influenced Inland Empire to some extent. This is from the Inland Empire wiki:

>Only two lines are original to INLAND EMPIRE, both spoken by Jane: "This isn't the way it was," and "It had something to do with the telling of time." Jack's line "There is something here!" from More Things That Happened was spoken by Suzie in the series.

>>85622537
her feet are HUGE

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>>85622556
Hmmm desu
They both even land right side up.

>>85622667
iirc Jack mentions it at least once, after he steps outside and back in again. If you haven't seen it, watch More Things That Happened from IE, there's not much of the rabbits but there are scenes where Dern's character mirrors them, namely one where the power goes out in her house and she walks out holding a candle, like one of the rabbits do during the "summoning" bits. Probably doesn't mean shit but it's cool.

>>85622537
Give her a foot massage

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Can we have just one nostalgia episode? Doesn't have to be the whole damn season, just one hours or coffee, pie and comfy shit with the old crew. That's all I ask.

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>>85622675
Uncle Leland, your hair...

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>>85622675
Getting to know you
Getting to know all about you
Getting to like you
Getting to hope you like me
Getting to know you
Putting it my way
But nicely
You are precisely
My cup of tea

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>>85622824

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OTP. Audreyfags BTFO.

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>>85622675
>tapdances on table

I MISS HANK :((((((((((((((((

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>>85622501
This house reminded me of that scene.

https://youtu.be/um_V7ZPy2d4

Season 2 should have ended with Cooper saying goodbye, maybe there would have been a season 3 then when Lynch and frost could have gotten into the supernatural shit

>>85622812
Yeah, the scene from Inland Empire immediately came to mind when I saw that part.

And yeah, More Things That Happened is cool except for the last scene with the prostitutes. Some of Sue's monologue scenes from it should have been kept in the full movie, though it would have put it over 3 hours. One of them especially is interesting.

>You gotta understand, I was 41 years old in 1960. I'm freaked out about it, cause I lost a bunch of years.

She also talks about living with her sister but I don't know how the plays in since we never see her living with her. It might have been in the past or something.

>>85622863
I like this one better

>>85621885
Is it about the bunnies?

>>85622926
That shot is fucking beautiful.

People think tomorrow night's ep will feature the return of:

Real Cooper?
Audrey?
Windom?
Phil Jeffries???

NOPE. Tomorrow night is all about the girl who swallowed the frog-moth, aka Judy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5cjxeRXHQ

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>>85623003
WHA-?

>>85622942
Literally why

Do you have autism or something?

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>>85623031
yes. no bully :( plz

>>85621895
>Bobby walking backwards
ties to Black Lodge confirmed

>>85621843
I would honestly be really happy if the rabbits made an appearance

>>85623031
Because ratings skydived and the show was cancelled after that episode

>>85623092
It's 2017, who the fuck cares now?

>>85622912
More like LFB BTFO. Kyle turned into a silver fox and LFB turned into a literal witch

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Einstein must've had a heavy load. Fffffucking morons! Everywhere.

>>85622537
promptly shit my pants

>>85623161
audrey is gross af wtf

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OwO what's this?

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>>85623228
take that back

>>85622537
Shoot her because I'm wanted for tax evasion and securities fraud.

>>85623115
Honestly kill yourself redditor

>>85622942
Thank god it didn't happen
We wouldn't have got The Return

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HEY TRACY

>>85622743
>Only two lines are original to INLAND EMPIRE
what?

>>85623280
Lmao, take your autismo pills and go to bed.

>>85623228
she's my oldfu desu

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Imagine being that plastic wrapping.

I STARE AT MY REFLECTION TO THE BOOOOONE

>>85623359
Only two lines spoken by the rabbits in Inland Empire weren't already spoken by them earlier in the Rabbits series.

>>85623359
Meaning that every line said in the Rabbits sequences in Inland Empire were from the show before Inland Empire was made. The only two lines that were recorded specifically for Inland Empire are those two lines.

>>85623390
YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!

>>85622133
They're bandwagoners, Most of GoTs current fan base didn't even get into it until like season 4. They don't care about the show they care about fitting in and being part of a fandom. Twin Peaks doesn't really have that which is why they're not watching it.

Reminder that tomorrow's episode ends with this song:

https://youtu.be/x5Iml60hu_s

>>85623467
my dick

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>>85623467

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>I want a one-legged sixteen year old girl. I want a japanese girl who's jap- who's Eurasian, I want a Eurasian. Umm, like 23, it's beautiful. And, but, um, we'll knock her down a little bit.
Was it canon?

>>85623528
I need a lumberjack and a monkey too.

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>>85623528
I don't know about the 17 year old but the other one's legit.

>>85623161
>I'm looking at you

>>85623467
Anon CALM DOWN

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it is time for...

>>85622863
where might you folks be from, sir?

right here in twin peaks, that's terrific. how about those steeplejacks, huh?

>>85622824
If you're not seeing nostalgia in this show I'd suggest turning your phone off and watching again.

>>85623342
B A D B I T C H

>>85623649
>turning my phone off
But that's where I'm watching it??

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SOMEBODY DANCE WITH ME

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GORDON COLT LOL

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>>85623699

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What the FUCK are they looking at?

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>>85623467

>>85622824
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ybctg
Have fun, you plebeian fuck.

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>>85623646
THE KING AND I

Who also watches this guy? i love his voice and he is the only twin peaks youtuber worth the time ive found

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbQ9G1EOzHk

>>85623770
marry kill fuck

>>85623823
>marrying a slut
>fucking a slut

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>>85623791
I SAID I LIKE IT

>>85623810
Yeah I like him.

>>85623161

Einstein was a retard.

>>85623810
>"SOMEONE ON REDDIT"
dropped

>>85623823
Fuck Audrey
Marry Donna
Kill Shelly

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>>85623861
>audreyfags
Z A N E D

>>85623810
I watch quite a few people including him but he's not my favorite since a lot of his videos are mostly summarizing the episode rather than actually discussing it. It's the same with Wow Lynch Wow. I like Almost Cancelled and the Vlog Lady the mostl

>>85623770
Kill Donna, marry Audrey (only pre virgin Audrey) fuck shelly

>>85623944
>Vlog Lady
She's cute desu

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>>85623941
best twin peaks boy

>>85623770
Kill marry fuck. I'd swap fuck and marry, but Shelly's an infidelious cunt.

BOONK GANG

>>85623770

Considering how they turned out the only correct answer is kill Donna, fuck Audrey, marry Shelly.

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>>85623952
Donna only fucked James and not Mike
as much as Audrey and Zane

but Annie is more pure because she was religious

>>85623974
Is it about the bunnies?

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>>85623770
kill, marry and love, fuck
no, I am totally not an Audreyfag, what made you think that

>>85623342

/BadGirl/

>>85621986
I'm ready to be disappointed
Part 8 was worth the hype but I don't think it's possible to happen 2x in a row, and I doubt it'll be as surreal as Part 8

>>85623995
>annie
>pure
>cut herself like an angsty teen
>fucked a guy she just met
>"pure"
tell me some more jokes, la

>>85622537
>pull out cigarette from pocket
>light it
>take a nice puff
>exhale
Fuck you Tammy

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>>85624055
Famous last words

>>85624057

Annie and Cooper never slept together.

>>85624055
You sound like a really fun guy

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>>85622261
Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B.) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

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>>85624055

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>>85624069
Don't bully Tammy anon.

>>85624055
You're thinking with that series bible format mentality. It's likely they did all the surreal stuff around the same time. I doubt it'll be surreal, but I have no doubt it'll be good.

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>>85624055
>part 8
This was normie bait and honestly the worst episode of the season. The only good part of it was /our guy/ Trent making an appearance

>>85624096
There's a whole scene with them making out and taking their clothes off and then it cuts away. That's sex.

>>85623810
Idle thumbs does the best tp episode review. They actually analyze the episodes and discuss the value and meaning of the show. Everyone else just summarizes and gives thin reaction video tier commentary.

>>85624114
was it autism?

>>85623989
I see you would like to live the life of the cuck

>>85609709
I've seen BOB in the mirror while on lsd. no joke

>>85623823
Marry Audrey
Fuck Donna
Kill Shelly for being a cheating whore

>>85624132
>liking modern nin
Here's your (You). Still just a 2/10

>>85624057
>audrey
>pure
>create problems to impress daddy like angsty teen
>fucked a guy she just met, because first one cucked her with annie
>"pure"
tell me some more jokes, la

>>85621843
is this from something or an actual leak?

>>85624178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxKPBLjHAEA

>>85623649
Hardly any fan service at all. When the og characters appear they never catch the audience up or anything.

Is this canon?

https://youtu.be/05gZ4lYi-Ho

>>85624146
Have you watched Almost Cancelled? Their videos are generally over an hour long and then go pretty in depth with talking about what happened and what the meanings of stuff could be. I'll have to watch Idle Thumbs since I've never heard of them.

>>85624178
Lynch made a short series called Rabbits which is a sitcom with rabbits talking to each other in non-sequiturs. Parts of Rabbits is also in Inland Empire.

>>85621895
hes easily my favorite character in the return

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>>85624207
>tfw I was one of the people who wanted redeemed Bobby to be a cop and/or a bookhouse boy
>it really happened

>>85621843
>>85621885
THE CLUES WERE THERE ALL ALONG.
The train whistle sound that plays over the Rancho Rosa intro sounds throughout rabbits, and also plays in IE when Susan enters the apartment.
It's also in Eraserhead but that can't get in the way of stupid theories.

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>>85624174
>not liking modern nin
top plebe, with the exemption of "Quake" (1996) everything up until "The Fragile" (1999) was a distraction. Trent is literally the new Brian Eno, history will prove this.

>>85624177
what's Audrey got to do with this? I was strictly talking about Annie.

>>85621895
shelley is a cunt

>>85624273
we are comparing pureness

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>>85624272

>>85624205
>in non-sequiturs

It is normal dialogue, just jumbled.

>>85622537
I wonder if Lynch can still get it up...I mean, he's 71.

>>85624295
we weren't. I was just pointing out that anon was wrong and Annie was never pure.

>>85624311
He has a young daughter.

>>85624303
Friendly reminder that Lynch ripped of this character for Sheriff truman in s3

>>85624311
someones gotta press tons of cock into agent preston

>>85624147
I don't know who wrote that shit but I find it fucking hilarious

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>>85624303
Not an argument, with the exemption of Brian Eno, Trent Reznor is literally the single most brilliant popular musician working today.

>>85624311
he had a daughter a few years ago, so i think it all works just fine

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>>85624311
>having ED in your 70s like some commoner

>>85624145

They never had sex, anon.

>>85623810
Garmonbozia is pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVtmly9LI1A&t=309s

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>>85624354
>he might be serious
Alright if you're not, good work. 4/10, highest I've given

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/TPG/ POSTERS POWER RANKINGS
1. Judyposters
2. Lunchposter
3. Jumping man poster
4. Missoulaposter
5. dOugei poster
GAP
6. /mu/fags
GAP
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9000. Laurafags
9001. Candiefags
GAP
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9000000000001. Vedderfag

>>85624366
So they just made out, took their clothes off, and then stopped?

>>85624425
Yes.

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My waifu is a SLUT!

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How can a fucking date refer you to somewhere in a fucking map

>>85624406
Based Poster poster.

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@85624406
awful ranking. The laurafags is the only right thing if not generously ranked. Stop posting this garbage

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Booper when people talk about judy

>>85624496
It's obvious you don't have a Ph.D. in Native American cartography, anon.

>>85623319
>>85623377
>>85623420

>>85623632
>Or perhaps a fic about going back to Missoula?
>Or a fic where the residents of the Black Lodge are revealed to be Time Lords?
>Or a fic where Laura Palmer is a companion?

>>85624354
>>85624272
>Brian Eno
Literally who? Sounds like a hipster fag

>>85624457
>t. closeted mormon faggot

>>85624496
The stars weren't strictly measuring time.

>>85624531
shhh
doppelcoop is sleeping :3

>>85624151

Ive been told I look a lot like Bob, but with brown hair. I dressed like him for halloween once.

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>>85624403
>uncompromising, completely sincere, just does whatever he is feeling at the moment
>always impeccably crafted compositions with high quality sound design and polished production
>releases his music >FOR FREE i.e. only makes music for its own sake
Seriously, only nu-male hipsters hate Trent and have trouble seeing how consistent and high quality his musical output actually is.

Why aren't we talking about the new finally released episode titles? Or is it just memes in these threads at this point?
Twin Peaks The Return Part 13
What story is that, Charlie?
Twin Peaks The Return Part 14
We are like the dreamer.
Twin Peaks The Return Part 15
There's some fear in letting go.
Twin Peaks The Return Part 16
No knock, no doorbell.
Twin Peaks The Return Part 17
Why does it have to be this way?
Twin Peaks The Return Part 18
Out of sand.

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>>85624291

>>85624545
David Bowie's best friend and a big figure in electronic music.

What is Inland Empire about?

>>85624406

>Vedderfag
>singular

There are more of us than you could ever imagine.

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>>85622743
>man in the green coat
Pic related

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>>85624589
I was expecting to hear about them in here.
>Twin Peaks The Return Part 18
>Out of sand.
mfw

>>85624589
Nice try. 17 and 18 haven't been revealed.

>>85624553
>closeted

Nah...

>>85624615
>>85624623
>>85624635
apparently so, but I'm too lazy to add the s to the end of vedderfags when I copypaste it

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DONNA.......
WHY

>>85624608
Depends on your interpretation. It seems to be about a woman (and the people around her, all of whom are reincarnations of people 100 years earlier in Polant) who died who is stuck in a state between life and death, being guided until eventual enlightenment. Pretty sure this kind of thing is big with Lynch's belief in transcendental meditation.

>>85624651
Yes they have and those are the titles. Who is Charlie though??

>>85624615
>>85624623
>>85624635
Time to stop posting.

>>85624672
Don't bother posting it again.

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>>85624591
saved

>>85624702
I will post it again and you can't stop me

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IT'S TIME FOR CANDIE!

>>85624689
13-16 are real, yes. Prove that 17 and 18's taglines were released.

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>>85624406
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>85624723
LOOK AT THOSE 2 GARMONBONZOS!!!!

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>>85624700
are you trying to imply something?

>>85624723
Why does her boobs have to be so big?

>>85624754
No, I just said you all should stop posting.

>>85624737
>pale skin
>light eyes
Why do vedderfags always prove themselves wrong in their own posts?

>>85624723
Look at those hands. How old is she?

>>85624795
He obviously has make up on. We've been over this

>>85624795
>makeup
>lenses

Try again

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>>85624811
74y

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Dougieee waTch tevee

>be Norma
>finally marry Ed
>living a normal, productive life
>even Nadine is doing fine, she eventually recovered from the affair and is happily lusting after Jacoby
>have to sit there and watch Shelly and Becky make poor life decision after poor life decision
>can't do anything to help either of them

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>>85624795
You'll see...

>>85624835
>>85624831
>straws
>grasping

Cooper's awakening is gonna be great.

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>>85624866
Um... anon I'm sorry to break the news...

>>85624496
If you're using astronomy as a reference for time, then it's dependent on geography.

>>85624862

Imagine Dougie watching an episode of Dora the Explorer.

>Can you help us get the map out?
>Say "map."
>"Map."
>"Wow, you're really smart."

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>>85624897
This. The Owl Cave map is filled with astrological symbols.

Hello, David Bowie.

>>85624895
Got you screencapped already. See you in the aftermath if you have the nerve to show up.

>It's not the side effects of the cocaine
>I'm thinking that it must be love

Was Bowie writing about Laura?

>>85624995
It's too late

If cooper doesn't come back I intend to write a strongly worded letter to David Lynch

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>>85625015

>>85625015
I thought you were going to eat a picture of David Lynch munching on some panties.

>>85624995
Weird, I'm listening to Station to Station right now.

>>85625014
TO BE HATEFUL

ITS TOO LATE

reminder cooper will come back tomorrow

if im wrong i will eat a picture of david lynch eating panties

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>>85625015
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>85625057
Nothing weird about that, it's Bowie and Alomar's best album.

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EAT THIS

>>85625100
>>85625059
>>85625057
>>85624995
THE EUROPEAN CANNON IS HERE

>>85625100
It's great, but I preferred Low

>>85625103
That doesn't look like it would taste bad.

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is that crossover?

>>85624100
Would you really rather [ethereal whooshing] for another hour? Or some current plot development?

>>85625194
Who says it can't be both?

>>85624174
>liking any NIN

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please tell me janey e wont die

>>85625225
This. Part 8 was both. It established the current antagonist and her army

>>85625242
>There's Some Fear in Letting Go

>>85625242
she is not even real

>>85625267
janey is real
it was dougie who was fake, and possibly sonny since presumably he was born out of his sperm unless he has a different father

>>85625242
Janey E and Sonny Jim are not human. Once Cooper wakes up, they'll be gone.

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>>85625311
of all the reddit-tier theories, this one is most likely.

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>>85625065
You'll see...

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>>85625311
:_:

>coop wakes up
>goes to find janey e and sonny
>they're gone
>punished coop
>pic related

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>>85625361
In all honesty, as much as I loathe Reddit, their Twin Peaks fans are pretty sharp, and their fan theories—which may admittedly be disproved—are at least superficially logical and often fairly clever.

>>85625481

We don't even come up with theories here, all we have is shitty Vedderposting and it's easily disproved by the fact that Kyle wears black contacts for Mr.C

>lost 25 years of his life
>the entire world has changed
>spent an extra week or two as a retarded person
>annie is dead
>harry is dead
>diane is evil now
>janey e dies
>sonny dies
>bad coop is still alive fucking things up in his name
>fucking richard


shit is going to get really fucking depressing soon

>>85625481
Most of the good ones are usually thought of by people on here too. Some of it may be people going to Reddit and seeing them but I think there's some more or less simultaneous theorizing. And even if Reddit has some good theories the majority of them are pretty stupid. This thread doesn't throw out as many retarded theories I'm pretty sure.

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>>85625436
>Out of Sand starts playing
>vedderfaggots get utterly BTFO

>>85625589
>>85625589

Nu

>>85625549
See
>>85624589
There were legitimate episode titles released and no one talked about them.

>>85625604
There's been plenty of talking about it but throughout the run we've seen how futile it is to try and pick out who says it and when.

>>85625604
Because they came out days ago and we've already discussed it

>>85625604

Episode 17 and 18 titles are fake, did you seriously fall for that shitpost a couple threads ago? Only titles 13-16 are officially released by SHOtime.

>>85625604
Again, parts 17 and 18's quotes were not revealed.

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>>85625549
Theorizing is fun, but /tv/ likes to enjoy the ride, whatever the destination is. Theories kill that aspect of the experience. Every sunday it's a gift.

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>>85625572
A fair proportion of people in /r/twinpeaks post here, there was a thread there a while ago

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Ahh...good day /tpg/! Allow me to introduce myself: I'm The Doctor, and I'm here to solve the mystery of the Black Lodge beings. I see there's been a tear in the fabric of the universe (AGAIN!) and now I have to repair such damages...AGAIN all while trying to return the beings from that dimension and sealing them off! Just a quick pop in my TARDIS and a bit of polarity reversing and....DONE! No more mysteries...Twin Peaks is safe!