Nadine made it Edition
https://pastebin.com/4zF1PBay/
Meanwhile: >>85596864
/ourgal/
>>85607467
>>85607480
>>85607486
really noic OC lads ty
>>85607467
Laura is so smug
WHATS WITH THE PUKING KID
>>85607486
>do t for her
what did you mean by this?
>>85607549
Do tren for her.
She's only interested in roidheads
>>85607543
lynched rofl
>>85607549
>>85607515
>>85607486 is not my OC
>>85607543
It wasKINO
Where is the David Lunch lol guy?
>>85607599
oy vey
dale pooper lol
>>85607645
Probably eating Lunch lol
Sheryl Lee is a wonderful and amazing human being!
>no missoula fag
CHEESE DEAD
DO IT for HER
>>85607697
WRAPPED IN BRIE
>>85607486
Did they fuck?
>>85607685
AND A REAL HERO
What's your dharma, /tpg/?
>>85607739
I hope so, they're so cute together
>>85607672
lol
Lunchposter went on a bender last night and won't be ready to post untillunchtime
>>85607784
Did you make that edit?
>>85607480
this is good
>>85607784
>What's your dharma, /tpg/?
this
david lunch lol
two rides
>>85607672
Lol
>>85607739
Yes.
>>85607672
haha
>>85607836
Shut the fuck up you imposter
>>85607812
No :(
>>85607685
Long hair Sheryl > short hair Sheryl
imagine meeting Kyle haha and then he lets you take seven pictures of him so that you have some rare Kyles nobody else has wow wouldn't that be crazy
Reminder that Hawk's girlfriend's name was Diane. LYNCHED.
>>85607739
ofc
Can we talk about the fact that Mike makes absolutely no goddamn sense and it doesn't matter at this point?
>He was an "ancient spirit" like Bob but also created in the 1940s
>He "found God" even though God isn't real
>People buy shoes from a one-armed dude who speaks in riddles instead of just Foot Locker or whatever
>Bob possessed a little boy which is super-gross
>Bob thrives desperately on "pain and suffering" so for years he possessed a little boy who didn't inflict any pain and suffering on anybody until he was a middle-aged man?
>He thrives on garmonbozia so he possessed Phillip, killed a few people and then sat around for years in Phillip's body not killing people?
>Bob and Mike got matching tattoos which is super-gay and not very evil at all?
>Bob and Mike are obsessed with a boring poem that makes no sense. And it's not like an ancient poem and it's not like either of them sits around writing poems so where did it even come from?
>He cut off his arm so Phillip is missing an arm? What? Did Phillip's friends ask him why he lost his arm and started acting like an ancient ghost? Did he need a backstory? Or did Phillip already not have an arm? Can Mike only possess one-armed dudes?
>Phillip looks exactly like Mike even though nobody Bob possesses looks like Bob?
>Mike still looks like Phillip and ages at a normal rate in the Black Lodge and has a stroke?
>Mike cut off his arm because it was associated with Bob and evil and he loves Jesus? But then he possesses some dude and is complicit in Laura's murder?
>Mike's evil arm has a brain and consciousness and loves garmonbozia but doesn't possess anybody or do anything evil at all?
>Mike cut off his arm because it reminded him of Bob? but he also hangs out with it all day and it's his best friend in the world?
>Mike's arm is also named Mike?
>Mike thinks Dale can destroy Bob who stole "his" garmonbozia from Laura so he waited 25 years doing nothing rather than just, like, killing one more person?
>>85607836
haha
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Predict character arcs.
Bobby will shoot / apprehend Red & win Shelly & his daughter back
Is Lynch a hack?
>>85607932
VEDDERPOST IS THE SECOND WORST MEME ON 4CHAN EVER. KILL IT
>>85607932
Friendly reminder that Kyle confirmed that Cooper gets his mind back in an interview.
>“There are three characters that I play in Twin Peaks. Actually four, but the fourth is only seen for a very short period of time, so we’ll say three. Each character is very distinct, very specific and quite different from the other. And the way I found each of those was a process. So for let’s say the evil doppelgänger, much of that character came from the physical presentation, and how we created the look of that guy. But also inside —not that he’s not human— but he’s almost inhuman, lacking any remorse whatsoever. That was difficult for me to get to, but you just have to think of yourself as a shark in the water.
>The other character of Dougie is almost a blank canvas, he’s almost a newborn in the body of a grown-up person. And that process was more about discovering the world as if seeing it for the first time. So there’s an innocence there, and there’s a sense of timing that is different than what you or I might experience in the world. Things take much longer to explore and experience, and David gave me the freedom to be able to find that.
>And finally, of course, you’re left with Dale Cooper who’s now 25 years older and still Dale Cooper, but perhaps a little wiser. He’s had some tragedies in his life that have affected him in a way that’s maybe quiet him a little bit.”
https://streamable.com/36vk5
>>85607899
What about medium-length hair Sheryl?
>>85607947
nope
>>85607899
I don't agree but that's fine
>>85607836
lol
>>85607964
agreed
>>85607947
Yes but he is also aCUTE[/SPOILER]
>>85607964
what's the worst meme anon
Post characters that are literally you.
For me it's Laura Palmer --- Nihilistic, intellgent, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>85607995
your life
>>85607932
> [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
What did he mean by this?
>>85607995
cute posting. sheryl lee is UGLY!
>>85608025
>>85608025
>
That was very rude of you, anon
>>85608019
this I can handle
>>85608025
this is taking things too far
>>85608020
That its been copy pasta'd to hell
/TPG/ POSTERS POWER RANKINGS
1. Judyposters
2. Lunchposter
3. Jumping man poster
4. Missoulaposter
5. dOugei poster
GAP
6. /mu/fags
GAP
.
.
.
9000. Laurafags
9001. Candiefags
GAP
.
.
.
9000000000001. Vedderfags
i hope this guy returns
he funny
make me laugh
gud scene!
>>85607995
>>85607924
>created in 1940s
Not in the least bit confirmed and besides if the lodge is outside time then they could have entered our world in the 1940s yet still *always have been here*
>other stuff
have you not seen enough lodge activity to realise these beings are utterly alien and trying to make "sense" of them is largely futile.
>>85608025
>CUTEREST girl is "ugly"
>>85608042
>>85608044
>>85608045
Bruce Springsteen
>>85608112
wtf i hate trump now
>>85608112
...woah
>>85608112
Holy crap its real!
>>85608112
RETURN WHEN??!?!
>>85608025
You need to stop
well would ya look at the 18 of us go, saturday morning and shitposting in /tpg/ without a care in the world
>>85608112
>donald trump is the vedderposter
>>85608145
>>85608139
>>85608112
>>85608173
>>85608161
YOURE GOING BACK
>>85608197
But it's Saturday evening
>>85608205
wtf i love trump now
>>85608112
Trump would be an LFB lover since she's had a million plastic surgeries like Melania
>>85608197
you didnt need to point that out :(
>>85608205
>watching anime
>>85608225
IS IT FUTURE OR IS IT PAST
>>85607984
I will say she looks adorable here with short hair but otherwise longer hair suits her better
>>85608263
Timezones, walk with me
>>85607924
well, mike isn't good, he has his own motivations which are unclear so far, it does seems like he gets an awful lot of garmonbozia out of bob's pain and sorrow.
>>85608197
Why is this my life. This makes me sad. Kyle MacLachlan is probably doing something fun and healthy and I'm sitting here naked and fat, almost done with a fifth of Dutchcraft already and thinking about how I disappointed my parents in every way
You didn't wash your hands before you sat down to dinner did you?
>>85608197
12:51 EST I'm sitting here smoking weed and using my telescope to see the mcdonalds drive thru line down the street so i can gauge when I should go
>>85608335
>>85608335
>tells her to sit down as soon as she walks in
>chastises her for not washing her hands when she came in
Leland was in the wrong here
>>85608357
>>85607467
>smoking
absolutely dis-gus-ting!!!
>>85607480
CUTEST
>>85608400
Sure it wasn't BOB being a bully?
>>85608451
i'll bully her with my dick
>>85608358
what a face
sheryl fags end your lives
>>85608417
It was a different time
>>85608400
>>85608335
>grabbing her necklace when he knows she doesn't like that
>doesn't know they don't call them lovers in high school
>>85608197
nibba it's 20:00 in the middle east
>>85608463
>>>/out/ with you, BOB
>>85608358
How many dicks could she fit in that mouth? I'm gonna say at least four
>>85608428
DELET
H E L L
G O D
B A B Y
D A M N
N O
>>85608475
7 more episodes
>>85608525
CUTE
Would you rather Sheryl read you a lewd story or a bedtime story?
I'm totally convinced by the 3/15 dougiecoop theory guys.
We're only going to get like two and a half episodes of Dale "Real Nigga" Cooper.
>>85608591
A bedtime story
We already have secret diary for the latter
>>85608617
I mean former I'm an idiot
>>85608613
Dougie is the thinking man's Cooper
>tfw Bobby is the new protagonist
I never knew Í wanted this so bad
Go get em Bobby and remember the vision
>>85608769
What the fuck makes you think hes the protagonist you stupid retard? He only fucking showed up for the first time in part 4 then it took mroe fucking episdoes for him to show up. You are so stupid.
James was always COOL
>>85608769
I HATE YOU YOU ARE SO STUPID
>>85608827
You're wrong.
He first showed up in episode 4 and then didn't show up again for a few episodes.
>>85608860
>>85608879
OMG THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I SAID
>>85608928
>literally
now anon
>>85608827
>>85608860
>being this mad
Cooper is lost
Bobby is /our guy/
CUTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTlWp7rCs0U
Genuinely good instrumental track
>>85609011
Was it autism?
>>85608525
BASED BUSHNELL
>>85609064
Neat
so lynch makes fire walk with me and everyone hates it because cooper is barely in it so he finally gets a chance to redeem himself and he makes the exact same mistake again? idk seems weird to me.
>>85609162
You think you want Coop but you don't.
>>85609049
It's meta commentary on her place in the story. She plays her own character's theme song on a jukebox in the diner and does this awkward swaying dance as the camera slowly pans up to see her from a more and more 'inhuman' perspective. With the last moment being a shot of her feet from this super high and strange angle. So like, specifically, this is a visual joke about how all the female characters are introduced by the camera starting at their feet and panning up, but reversed and made strange and sort of sinister by the angle and fourth wall breaking music.
>>85608848
>>85609162
>mistake
fire walkin myle kaclachlin is a bad actor
>>85607480
Nice
>>85609064
make an edit with all her slutty scenes in fwwm
>>85609064
Saved
>>85608769
Bobby was always sensitive to the hidden spirit world. He's always been on the path. Now he's going to follow where it leads and Hawk is guiding him just as he guided Cooper.
>>85609354
you got it
>>85609308
DON'T DO THIS IT CREATES GARMONBOZIA
>>85608423
>no lodge scenes
the episode is called Lets Rock nigga
>>85609064
>mixing pictures of Laura in-character with Sheryl out of character
>>85609389
go to bed james
>>85609389
>he thinks james will appear again
>>85608769
Dougie is the protagonist, pleb.
>>85609162
>mistake
call for help
>>85609389
You dont do xs in bingo this aint tic tac toe motherfuccer
>>85609255
James was always too smart for Twin Peaks
u plebs don't even know how important Jerry is to the story
>>85609695
that's why he just wanted to get on his bike and go away
>>85609709
i have a theory he'll find the black lodge or something
Stop bullying Tammy you assholes
http://www.vulture.com/2017/07/twin-peaks-chrysta-bell-tammy-preston-interview.html
>>85609709
Is Jerry lost in the woods a metaphor for Cooper stuck in the red room
>>85609790
>I think I’m digressing, but what it really came down to was initially I read some things that were pretty harsh about Tammy. Not a little harsh. Like, “Tammy was the worst thing to ever happen to Twin Peaks.” Like she was bringing the end of times! I was like, “Okay, wow, Bob, wow.”
What did she mean by this?
>>85609844
I think she's michael j anderson
>episode 18
>jerry is still lost in the woods
>starring kyle maclachlan
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
I figured out why is The Return so fucking shit. Pic related is missing.
How is each episode like 55 mins? Does Showtime not show commercials on their network?
>>85610050
wrong lodge spirit
>>85610070
it's a subscription service
>>85610050
>The Return so fucking shit
Judy has been identified.
>>85610050
>The Return so fucking shit
>>85610050
Hahaha
severely
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>85610050
hello Michael, how are you today?
>>85610159
>>85610224
>>85610248
>>85610099
>>85610274
Thanks for the (you)'s m80s
>>85610050(you)
"Imagine these grapes are your balls!"
>>85610284
If you want (You)s, why not just repost the waifu chart
>>85610351
Candie.
>>85610351
roll
>>85610351
>Doesn't have best girl
>>85610363
>>85610393
haha, you both got the meme doctor. Watch and learn.
>>85610351
Candie GET
>>85610351
CANDIE
>>85610393
>>85610433
AHAHAAHAHAHA
>>85610292
now here's why the new season is shit! ;_;
>>85610351
CANDIE
>>85610351
Roll.
>>85610193
>a monkey
Well, it took Lynch a while
>>85610351
rollin for morguefu
>>85610566
So Annie + BadCoop = DrugBurger?
>>85609478
100% Sheryl and no images breaking out of their frames
I am become autism
>>85610644
Annie + Regular Coop = DrugBurger?
>>85610566
if her name is judy I will eat a garmonbozia pizza
>>85610566
The thought of this being a true relation is pretty upsetting.
>Have you seen that penguin, anon?
>>85610644
>>85610566
Why did the 90s have no degeneracy?
>>85610704
In the credits she's called Ella.
>>85610782
good
Coopfags on suicide watch.
>>85610768
I believe it was regular cooper, you do not have to have doppleganger seed to be a clueless person, you just need parental recklessness
>>85610812
go suck Veder's cock
>>85610654
I goofed
Fixed
>>85610768
So... evil Cooper raped every girls nice and wet pussy in Twin Peaks?
>>85610812
>increasingly nervous
>not increasingly LYNCHED
Apply yourself.
>>85610351
Uhhh where is denise
>>85610780
Did you watched S1&2? Half the characters are unfaithful to their significant other.
>>85610351
roll
>Shelly cucking Bobby
Shelly confirmed pleb tier.
>>85610351
Where's lucy
>>85610919
say before now say again dumb whore woman
>>85610934
shes married idiot
>>85610812
You need to change "seventh" to "eleventh" and update it per episode.
>>85610865 is correct, apply yourself
>>85610945
>>85610351
4, 9, or 5 ....
GET!
>>85610919
>Dropped out of high school to marry a truck driver
She was always pleb tier
>>85611002
>Update
works as second on a diner for 26 years
>>85610995
Glad to see someone else with taste.
>>85609308
she just twitted, she is going to be on TV this sunday and posted this pic
WTF
>>85608357
This sounds sick desu
>>85611017
Nothing wrong with an honest job. Her work there should have come second to being a mother anyway.
>>85611051
explais this meemee please
>>85608335
SHE DOESN'T LIKE THAT
>tfw Audrey will appear only 5 minutes.
>>85611068
but no brainer
>>85611073
Waifuism, the most dangerous illness of the modern day.
>>85610351
>>85611082
I shaved my head for 5 minutes DUHVID????
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85609422
Oops
>>85611107
>Dare you enter my magical realm?
>>85611107
hell yeah
>>85611055
Bet she guest stars on rick and morty lol
>>85611187cute
>>85611051
based anon
If the killer makes your hair turn white why wasn't Leland's hair white from the beginning?
a wild candie appears
>>85611310
Really over exposed
>>85611283
It doesn't though... Leland's hair changed when he was happy
Doppelcoop then: jovial, always laughing, clean cut
Doppelcoop now: cynical, tyrannical, hasn't cracked a smile since
What happened??
>>85611283
Because BOB wasn't in full control until Jacques got killed
>>85611310
she's not particularly attractive when she's not in character
>>85611369judy
>>85611403
>>85611403
figuratively looks like a dog
>>85611432
delet this
>>85611403
this is why the love is for CANDIE
>>85611412
>WAH
>AAAAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>85611107
>>85611201
when is she coming back :((
>>85611412
Don't talk about me.
>>85611423
exactly thanks
>>85611454
most def. candie is CUTE (low tier)
>>85611369
Time in the real world has changed him, just like time in the spirit realm changed Cooper
What was he singing?
>>85611369
Doppelcoop then didn't get the ladies nice and wet
>>85611489
>>85611403
>>85611545
I skipped it
for the first time
>>85611587
GET THE FUCK OUT of THIS THREAD CANDIE
>>85611545
AAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH AAAAH AAAAAAAAAH
FIRE WALK WITH ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85611545
AWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYGHAGHAGHAGHHAAGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>85611699
why did she turn goth for a second?
>>85610351
Here's yours
>>85611615
NEVER :3
Not gonna lie, I was an avid anti-Doogie'er until these scenes. I immediately warmed up to him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szGVfz3S1sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUdI9V7BrgU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZLDysDrbA0
Candie Album when?
>>85611743
weeee
>>85608769
Bobby's going to be possessed by Bob.
>>85611773
Can we do a duet?
>>85611816
weeee
>>85611755
DOguei get firend
>>85611388
Fuck, I wish. Final nail in the coffin for oldhagfags
I was really hoping Audrey would become addicted to heroin and that would become a plot point.
>>85611403
>>85611432
Good night, Margaret
>>85611883
>Audrey
>plot point.
cannot coexist
next gen power couple
GORDON COLT LOL
>>85611904
She's got such beady little eyes and thin lips irl. Her Candie makeup makes up for it.
>>85611904
>>85611951
it's the jew nose that ruins it all
>>85611839
Hell yeah, my lil buddy.
>>85611991
shut it down
>>85611976
She's quite lovely without makeup.
>>85611991
>everyone is a Jew may may
>>85611991
that's not even a """jew""" nose you colossal faggot
So is Big Ed dead?
Haven't seen him with Norma or Nadine.
Nadine seems self-sufficient with her drapes shop, and I can see James taking over the Gas Farm with enough reverence to keep the name.
>>85612071
>So is Big Ed dead?
no
he was in trailer
>>85612071
Allegedly he's billed to be in the show.
>>85612071
He was in one of the trailers. He's not dead, just relegated to being a cameo character like James.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡KEEEEPSUCCCCIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/tpg/ I've had an idea for some OC ever since the premiere but I haven't made it yet. You know the scene where Hawk puts the Donut Disturb sign on the door? I want to change that to LYNCHED, If anyone could make this it would be greatly appreciated.
Post yfw the last Episode is just episode 8 but x10
>>85612325
KAWA FUCKING IIIII
>>85612343
Whatcha doin' /tpg/?
>>85612316
>>85612409
watching twin peaks
>>85612409
collecting Amy pictures
>>85612469
idiot does roll wrong
>>85607899
That is great casting, they really look like they would be a family
>>85612469
rollin for cole pfeiffer
this is the map
>>85612511
It's the noses especially Ray and Sheryl
>>85612442
>>85612470
Both correct!
>>85612539
this is the chari
>>85608055
were are my /fuscobois/ at?
>>85612316
>episode 8 but x10
How is that even possible?
>>85612530
dOUihe get stuck
>>85612530
haha Kyle why are you hiding down there? Let's get you back home
>>85612579
fucking hell
what if dougie was dough man
would make doughy dough?
or pizza man? does make cheese grow? DougLAleeee
>you just know
COOLED
>>85612627
James just wants to shit in his bag and not be forced into dumb selfies.
>>85607824
resemblance is uncanny
>>85610351
roll for shelly
>>85607924
I am starting to get unsettled at how this post appears in every /tpg/. If it were just the text it would simply be pasta, but there's always that reply to the David Lunch shitpasta.
>>85610351
candie please
>>85608183
Never, hopefully. She's a bigger primadonna than Michael Andersen.
>>85612530
>>85613025
You're getting a good waifu whether you like it or not!
>>85610851
>mixing old Sheryl and young Sheryl
REEEEEEE good work tho anon
>>85611991
She's a potato nigger not a Jew
>>85612363
Has she had plastic surgery?