Do it for her Edition
https://pastebin.com/4zF1PBay/
Meanwhile: >>85612643
case file.
Today OP was not a faggot at all
>True love lasting for life doesn't exis--
No vedderposting
GORDON COLT LOL
Just (You)
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Roy Orbison recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms that Cooper is a candy-colored man they call the sandman. (Pic is evil cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/TPqZs7Vl_xg
>>85618447
>the roadhouse is proud to present...
>THE deliveryy'all better appreciate this meme, i watched 20 minutes worth of old cartoons to remember their name
>>85618471
Who plays the bass and drums out of Maddy and Donna?
MISTA C.
MISTA C.
1st for bestcouple
>>85618471
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
>>85618437
Imagine being Kyle in that scene
we almost made it another week lads.
DOhioeg get restraining order
Tomorrow night, lads!
COOPER WAKES UP TOMORROW! Guys from TP Fest confirmed this.
:3
>>85618437
Was it rape?
>>85618504
Who's the drums out of Maddy and Donna?
>>85618471
Pic related
Holy shit, I think I understand why Richard acted so nervous around Red.
It is implied that Richard is the rapebaby of DoppelCoop and Audrey, which could mean he has some of BOB in him. Red could easily be the vessel for a Lodge spirit, probably the Grandson, who also performed magic tricks in the original series.
Now, we know BOB is sort of overseen by the rest of the Lodge spirits and is wary of them, which could explain why Richard acts like that.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE ROADHOUSE PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE DEATH GRIPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0
>>85618536
haha wouldn't that be crazy
DALE CUP LOL
Post Ellie's
>>85618568
More Jane Levy when?
>>85618516
>>85618635
>>85618637
she was just an extra
Fuck I had a woodmen nightmare last night
She's single, anons
>>85618637
Soon, hopefully.
>>85618668
Listen to me carefully. I’ve been to one of their meetings. It was above a convenience store.
>>85618693
how spooky was it? and I hope you gave the woodmen a light, anon.
>tfw only TP dream I've had was Coop and Audrey getting married
being an Audreyfag is suffering.
>>85618672
Jane is NOT an extra, you take that back!
>>85618705
yes, let's hope!
>>85618548
No one is mentioning that all the episode titles have been released?
Twin Peaks The Return Part 13
What story is that, Charlie?
Twin Peaks The Return Part 14
We are like the dreamer.
Twin Peaks The Return Part 15
There's some fear in letting go.
Twin Peaks The Return Part 16
No knock, no doorbell.
Twin Peaks The Return Part 17
Why does it have to be this way?
Twin Peaks The Return Part 18
Out of sand.
>>85618703
>>85618635
I knew you loved me, Laura
Diane, I have discovered this website called 4chan and spent the entire day posting what they call memes on there. I stopped only briefly to eat and go to the bathroom yet I feel like I must repeat this process tomorrow even if it is detrimental to my physical as well as my mental health.
>>85618721
>>85618496
Suave... GODDAMN you're one suave FUCKER
>>85618703
be careful
>>85618810
>>85618785
S T O P
OK so the Giant says this in S03E01:
>remember 4-3-0
>richard and linda
>two birds with one stone
We know who Richard is (Horne). Who's Linda?
The guy riding the car into town with Carl seems to live with a Linda who got hurt in the military (they're waiting for an electric wheelchair from the government).
Do we know ANYTHING more about this "Linda"?
>>85618816
>>85618809
>>85618372
kek
>>85618810
Yep, Coop is returning. Frost pretty much confirmed this.
>>85618571
Weren't the tremonds supposed to be good? Or was it that the grandson got corrupted?
Childhood is idolizing Candie.
Adulthood is realizing Sandie makes more sense.
>>85618816
Sometimes I wanna get on my bike and be, really, really, ridiculous good looking.
DAVID BRUNCH LOL
>>85618886
>tremonds
they're named "chalfond" in FWWM (both names are in the credits though)
They both seem good in FWWM.
>>85618494
wat
Honestly James is such a huge piece of shit. He's goofy in the show but FWWM solidifies it
>comes roaring to Laura's house on his loud as fuck bike, blowing her escape and causing Leland to follow her
>sees she's clearly out of her mind, terrified, as well as dressed up in a sex outfit
>lets her run off alone into the woods at night in the dead of winter
>his reaction is to drive off yelling instead of calling the cops or someone
James could have easily prevented her death and yet he acts so sad she's dead, fuck him
how can white lodge spirits even compete?
>>85618571
Or maybe Richard is just a kid while Red is a grown man with a grown smiling nigger with a gun to help him.
>>85618772
Spooky as hell Tbh
I was at a random suburban house trying to hide from the woodsmen, didn't even try to give them a light
Don't remember if they found me
>>85618847
Knowing Lynch it's just as likely that "Richard and Linda" are some couple that sheriff Truman knew thirty years ago and the moral of whatever story that is ends up applying to the present.
>>85618917
>>85618872
You'll see...
>>85618548
>Tammy ass shot
Yes please, Mr Lynch
>>85618810
HAPPENING
>>85618872
>Frost pretty much confirmed this.
what?
>>85618637
>levy
Oy vey
>>85618886
>Weren't the tremonds supposed to be good?
The opposite was actually implied, since they sort of harrassed Laura and were involved in other shady happenings. In any case, I don't think they are actually good or evil, they just want to get their Garmonbozia, and that's what BOB is for.
>>85618781
Your supposed to check off the squares of the bingo after watching the show, sweatie ;)
>>85618945
he's really who bobby was calling out at the funeral he just said "we" cause he's a good guy.
>>85618847
>Do we know ANYTHING more about this "Linda"?
nope. that was the only time a Linda was ever mentioned.
>>85618951
Boring.
>>85618785
actually part 18 is "Cooper doesnt get his mind back and eddie vedder writes a song"
>>85618785
So, part 14 confirms the Lynch script that people have been posting?
>>85618848
>>85618816
>>85618919
>>85618721
>>85618668
>>85618668
>>85618635
>>85618797
>>85618568
>>85618471
>>85618516
>>85618661
that's all of the pics in my collection
>>85618980
>vedderposting meme magic intensifies
>>85618772
Audrey legitimately looks like my mother's side of the family. But she's still hot af. Does that make me incestuous?
>>85618945
also would have helped if Jaqcues and Leo simply untied her
>>85619023
Kek
>>85618932
memes for one
>>85619030
Thanks friend.
>>85619041
>>85619068
yes
but fucking your cousins is legal in many states soo... :^)
Sheryl Lee isa woman!
>>85618781
Go to bed James.
>>85618972
>You'll see...
ME
>vedderfags about to get BTFO
>as soon as TOMORROW
TOP
KEK
>>85618945
That always struck me as the most "convenient" part of the movie if that makes sense, that James just leaves her to die. Would have been a lot more poignant if he was running around the woods looking for her and heard her screaming or something
James forehead is a thing of beauty (and memes)
>>85618785
Who is Charlie?
>>85618872
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>85619112
you got any proof there?
>>85618931
The grandmother refuses the corn but the grandson doesn't
>>85619112
She has a cut on her finger
0/10 would not hug
>>85619150
see>>85618810
the episode is called lets rock, dougies plotline is basically wrapped up now, the guy who hired sinclair is in the episode, kyle said candie is in the episode confirming more dougie
basically, its happening, prepare your anus and for /tpg/ to go fucking crazy
RIP Dougie.
>>85619133
AND I'LL SEE YOU IN THE BRANCHES
ALONE
>the cow jumped over the moon
>>85619151
Proof 1: She is a person that exists in the real world
Proof 2: She is female
>>85619083
>These spirit's scare me
>That Laura is hot but she'd never talk to me
>Why are there only two chairs
>My feet hurt
>>85619226
>he hasn't seen THE Bulge
>>85619181
yes, I remember that from TP season 2, not FWWM. makes sense.
reminder cooper will wake up tomorrow
if im wrong i'll eat a picture of david lynch eating panties
>>85619210
>the guy who hired sinclair is in the episode
It's not Duncan Todd, lol. It's Warrick from casino
>>85619210
Imagine being this wrong. Cooper is never getting his mind back.
im going to miss dougie
do you think janey e will still stay with cooper after she learns the truth?
>>85619253
I only see a pusy
>>85619184
>0/10 would not hug
Now you're just being very, very rude
>>85619253
A pad to not flash her vagina on the big cinema screen does not make her not a woman
>>85619305
Screen capped nigger
>>85619304
oh fuck you're right
im stupid
still its happening
Reminder that Hawk and the Giant are "good friends" irl.
>>85619253
imageine to be her pusi slave bros .... damn
>>85619319
The madman!
>>85618785
The new episode titles are interesting but basically give away nothing. Anyone have any thoughts on what these mean?
>>85619278
Better start printing the pic, fucker.
>>85619385
wont have to my friend ;)
>>85619356
NP. I litteraly think they same person before wiki page lol
>>85619360
Is Hawk /ourguy/, bros?
>>85619342
Just imagine how big her pusy would be on the big cinema screen it would be bigger than you or me haha
>>85619210
>Dougie's plotiline is basically wrapped up now
What? no
>The Fuscos still haven't got their fingerprint results
>Still nothing about the Dougie ring morguefu found inside Major Briggs
>Tim Roth is probably going to try to kill Dougie after Sinclair failed with his plan
>>85618951
Red being just a normal criminal who eventually gets mixed up in supernatural shenanigans sounds fine to me.
>>85619424
Tim Roth going kill Duncan at first
>>85619374
We only have titles for Part 12-16, 17 and 18 are false.
>No knock, no doorbell.
This may be in reference to the Palmer house. There were leaks during production showing Kyle and Sheryl (with red hair) at the Palmer house.
>>85618693
Got a light?
>>85618516
DONNA WHY
What's the relation between woodmen and atomic bombs?
>>85619408
You're imagining quite some lewd things there, anon
That's no good
We can't have that, can we?
>>85618472
Help, anons. In only 23 and my lip is already starting to droop like Kyle's.
>>85619454
Pretty much
Coop coming back just in time to defend himself from Tim Roth would be nice
>>85619424
>fuscos get results
>call fbi since since he's their guy
>tell him he's been dougie
>omg the ring
>coop back
If Coop ever wakes up, I'm sure it'll be when for some reason someone utters the three clues mentioned by the giant in the beginning of the season.
It makes perfect sense. A callback to 'that gum you like is going to come back in style'- a line that is meaningless by itself, but is given meaning by the context in which it is said. In S2 it reminded Coop of the dream he forgot, in S3 it will remind Coop of who he is.
The final shot of the series will be of him waking up.
>>85618785
What does the last episode's title signify?
>>85618917
CHOSEN UNDEAD!
SEEK THE LORDVESSEL!
>>85619360
>Ywn drink with hawk regarding the sign of no Indians laughing away in a run down bar on a hot summers day
>>85619581
>The final shot of the series will be of him waking up.
lol
>>85619531
Why is she cuter when she's crying?
>>85618948
>>85619531
Her wig looks like a mullet in this shot
What were they thinking?
>>85619623
Because you understandably want to hug and comfort
>>85619506
Woodmen are the lowest class of the spirits - they can appear physically (suggestion they inhabited hobos who were living rough in the test area) but seem to act like servants for the mother spirit and/or elite spirits like bob and others
Since we don't know why bob got a special egg in that spewing thing we can't say - however it's likely that all those weirdos like the shouting woman, jumping man, puke zombie, hillbilly family, cowboy etc are all the smaller eggs and they have been gathering power for the last 70 years u
>>85618810
>>85619582
Fug last time they hyped an episode we got Part 8
We may be getting Coop back tomorrow lads
>>85619138
As soon as part 15 airs, don't you mean?
>>85619552
I'm starting to chew like Dougie when I'm not even eating anything.
>>85619666
>she act badd
>she look sadd
>but most importantly
>she touched by her dadd
It's amazing watching the quality of /tpg/ posts drop from Tuesday to Saturday every week. A documentary could be made about these threads.
I don't think we're getting coop back next ep, the synopsis didn't mention Dougie.
imagine posting a meme here and then Kyle sees it haha wouldn't that be crazy
>>85619666
>666
>>85619725
It'd be a pretty boring documentary desu
>>85619725
Late week /tpg/ is best because most of Reddit leaves so we can go on with our harmless merrymaking
>>85619649
To be fair, everybody has awful hair in FWWM.
who wore it best?
Candie, or horrible-toupée-man?
>>85619622
Be Careful!
>>85619786
except Lynch and Sutherland
>>85619649
It was the 90s bro.
J'ai une meme solitaire
>>85619804
CUTE!
>>85619775
I agree tpg get's better sat/sun cause we're all hyped for the next ep so it's just joyful shitposting.
>>85619725
As much as I like the discussions new episodes bring, the OC and memery of late-week /tpg/ is what I really come for
>>85619757
More than the funny memes, I appreciate more the love for Twin Peaks that users of this site show, it's really why we do it.
Sincerely, Kyle.
>>85619775
Nice font
Candie a shit.
>>85619851
timestamp or BTFO
>>85619786
>>85619820
I don't know if you guys are misunderstanding me but Sheryl had a wig (technically a fall) for FWWM since she cut her hair. You can see her real hair coming out when she dances topless with the guy in the bar
>>85619868
DELETE THIS!
>>85619786
I liked my waifu hair senpai.
>>85619868
Billy Zane looks so cute with his... HAIR
>>85618810
David Bowie and Chris Isaak confirmed returning. Their doppelgangers will double team Audrey while Leland and the Gotta Light guy sing Mairzy Doats over the radio.
K I N O
>>85619068
Don't worry. Halfway through many pornos it clicks that the girl looks like my sister but I just roll with it.
>>85619851
>Kyle might actually be in this threadRIGHTNOW
>>85619804
post link of this candie video, or btfo too
>>85619725
tue-sat /tpg/ >>> sun-mon /tpg/
judyposting >>> transcribing the number of airplane window blinks into a ukulele song
>>85619913
You mean her shaved unibrow?
>>85619319
based pusyposter
>>85619918
>David Bowie and Chris Isaak confirmed returning
oh god i wish. I miss Chet And Jeffries
>>85619868
DELET
>>85618387
>>85619970
haha Kyle stop hiding in the bushes and come in for dinner... it's your favorite
>>85619974
"Imagine these grapes are your balls!"
>>85619974
>>85620017
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>85618810
How would he know what episodes he is in or what happens in any of the scenes he is not in?
The only person who has read all is Kyle and he hasn't scene the finished episodes either.
>>85620030
"Imagine this dog was your balls!"
>>85620017
Sheryl is dozing off!!
>ywn bully Sheryl and make her cry thinking that you hate her until you comfort her and give her a hug
>>85619757
Imagine posting a lewd comment here and Chrysta Bell saw it haha like what would be the odds
>>85620087
sleep tight laura
>>85620058
Something will be happen in scene where he was.
>>85619939
She could use my cum as shaving cream
>>85620071
>>85620087
Sleep tight Sheryl
Who else got the Candie hype?
>>85620099
when filming this scene, Lynch made her open her mouth wider and wider until he could fit both of his hands inside
>>85620099
Bullying is NOT nice, anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC8g8d1khtw
You can hug her without being mean first
>>85618534
>pale skin
>light eyes
Sure thing, boyo
>>85620178
>>85620186
APOLOGIZE NOW
>>85620178
BITE THE BULLET BAYBE
BITE THE BULLET
I'm doing this for our family, Patti.
You do want me to keep our family together, right Patti?
>>85620178
>>85620262
where can I get a qt3.14 autismo gf brehs
>>85620332
>>85620332
Buy her a potato and she'd fuck you
>>85618575
i like death grips too don't get me wrong but don't fucking meme that shit here
>>85620322
Delte this right now
>>85620195
"When I was in 8th Grade, some kid use to flick matches at me and say wanna play with fire little boy"
>>85620362
t. britcuck
>>85620322
P A R K I N G
T
I
C
K
E
T
>>85620362
Rep Ireland > UK
because guinness
>>85620322
I wasn't expecting a fucking Lifetime movie to make me feel so uncomfortable
>>85620545
What happened?
>>85620564
See for yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29Iio0uEnk
>>85618462
HAH
>>85620545
>tfw David wants his Christmas present
>>85620146
One if those friend's mom's MILF
types. Nice.
>>85620564
What, in the movie?
Clancy Brown makes his daughter, Moira Kelly kill his wife so he could fuck her sister, Sheryl Lee, who he'd been molesting since she was like 11. Moira goes to jail and Clancy manipulates the shit out of Sheryl, knocks her up, fucks other women until he gets arrested. Sheryl goes to jail until she's 25 (she was 17 in the movie)
Worth watching for more Laura and Donna
>>85620545
>>85620636
I legitimately thought he was going to have some fatherly instinct for Patti the whole time, then all the sexual shit starts coming out and fuuuck
>>85619360
that's wholesome as fuck
>>85620596
Daniel mentions patti has a friend named dougie.
>>85619974
tits are pretty nice desu
>>85620655
>Donna
only donna is LFB
Who was major Briggs "expecting to see" why did that shaggy have to fuck everything up?
Animal Loyfe
>>85619253
>>85620776judy
>check out Tom Sizemore's imdb page to see if he is doing anything after TP
>list is even longer than this screenshot
wtf?
furhst forr /ourdoggiee/
>>85620768
But if they were ever to cast Donna again it would be Moria since lfb has had all the botox.
>>85620808
>>85620838
the character is dead
>>85618917
Yeah Sandy's p. cool
>>85620776
Bobby. It's the vision he had in season 2.
>>85620768
Donna is trash an LFB went the way of the drunken scalpel
>>85620863
how did she die?
>>85620863
They haven't said she's died she's just not in season 3.
>>85620893
bike accident that made James quiet
Did he died?
>>85620893
Choking on dicks
Is Mulholland drive Lynch kino? Worth the watch?
>>85620907
the did, pay more attention
and confirmed at SDCC
>>85620893
Shut the fuck up about Donna you faggots
I WROTE HER OUT OF THE SHOW BECAUSE LARA FLYNN BOYLE IS A CUNT
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT DONNA
>>85620940
YES
>>85620940
100% kino
His best film
>>85620195
>get a friend
haha yeah... my friends will save me from the bully... I have so many
>>85620940
Most of Lynch's stuff is worth watching t b h
>>85620946
make me
>>85619593
The general idea is the ring was made from the green glass fulgirite that was created by the a bomb test - in fwwm it's alluded to by the green Formica table top with a hole in it
>>85620810
He makes a living out of bit part supporting characters so he has lots of work all the time
>>85620985
but it does not make any sense?
>>85620922
He's dead
>>85619893
Guess in what dimension I am.
>>85620810
Sounds like he got career advice from Ray Wise to take any and every offer.
>>85620940
Hell noIt was all just a meme
>>85619582
Who the hell is David Dastmalchian in the show? I'm looking up pictures of him and he looks nearly identical to Patrick Fischler. I'm pretty sure I've been thinking their characters were the same person this entire time.
>>85620942
I knew about the accident with James, I didn't know it involved Donna, and I didn't watch sddcc panel. Shame would like to see what happened with Ben and doc Hayward
>>85620940
Absolutely.
>>85621014
make sense of it
>>85620946
wait is that really David Lynch?
if it is I love you Daviddddd and the return is amazing thank you for making it!!
>>85621074
You're welcome friend!
>>85621027
oh my good
it is truly you Kyle
wtf
>>85620922
>>85620946
But David, why didn't you just get Moria, she called you her crazy uncle ;_;
>>85621046
The casino guy.
>>85621014
It makes perfect sense. The only Lynch movie that's fairly difficult to follow is Inland Empire. That doesn't mean you'll understand MD on a first watch but you should get it on a second watch.
>>85620071
This has awoken something in me that I didn't think was there, am I a mommy lover now.
>>85621113
so can I ask you a question?
when is cooper coming back? and what's the deal with the black people (don't be racist david I mean the burnet people......)?
>>85621014
It actually does
Still pretty cryptic, you probably won't get everything on your first watch
>>85621046
Same lmao
>>85621176
it was dream or alternate universe
in the middle of movie?
cowboy and midget and jewess hobo were lodge people?
I
I CAN REMEMBER
>>85621235
phonefag
>>85621166
Thanks for the question, friend, black people are just swell, in fact, they make a variety of ethnic cuisines I am quite fond of.
And you're never getting Cooper back you coffee and pie loving bootlicker! I'm making a whole new season full of Dougie coming out next year!
>>85621254
Are you unable to afford a phone anon?
>>85621162
>>85621204
Yeah, I've been thinking the guy in this image and the guy that keeps getting calls from Mr. C were the same person. That's some confusing as fuck casting.
>>85621297
By "this image" I mean the image of the second guy I quoted, not the one I posted.
>>85621166
Frost here, Don't listen to David, coop is coming back otherwise I'd make ten books writing about the secret history of trees.
>>85621271
Oh mister Lynch don't get me wrong I love dougie, just missing cooper
Another question if you don't mind: What is your opinion about the Israeli/Palestinian conflict? is it true that you hid messages about it in Lost Highway?
thanks luv youuuuuuuu :))))
>>85619581
This ain't an anime boy.
>>85621427
David here, Frost you get your ass off the internet right now, you soap opera gaggling softie! I told you those damn books aren't canon and they never will be!
>>85621297
Well, Warrick always look shy, and Duncan Todd iss boss-type of character
>>85621471
What would the TP anime be like?
>Laura Palmer becomes a large breasted anime schoolgirl
>>85621524
>Laura Palmer becomes a large breasted
fuck i want it
>>85621427
OMG Frost is here too?!
I don't really like you but I guess that's pretty cool! :)
>>85621491
WOW I did't know you guys are in a FEUD! I think you too work well together (but I like Lynch better, he just too FUNNY!)
>>85619913
Muffin?
>>85621438
Thanks for the additional question, friend. To clarify, I only put "hidden messages" in my movies to watch folks on this Japanese message board post my last name in all caps in response to questions like these!
Watch out for cyberbullies!
>>85621491
Reeee there canon, David! The people want the interesting back story of James and what kind of paper they use in the back lodge. Kennedy was a bookhouse boy!!!.
>>85621471
Somebody post the pic of diane and tammy next to asuka and rei
>>85618785
Has a Charlie been mentioned or seen yet?
>>85621568
We're not feuding, Mark just started smoking weed very heavily and I don't want him posting his credit card number on this Japanese message board!
>>85621568
Y-youre just f-frosted you just need to buy my books.
>>85621635
Wait wait wait waittt, I don't believe you are the real lynch.
>>85621580 is the real lynch so go away FAKER!
>>85621651
I actually ordered one off amazon yesterday! can't wait to read your pretty good writing!
>>85621580
That's pretty sneaky of you Lynch!!!!!!! ::))))))) <3
>>85621635
David, what if- hear me out, a sec, what if, okay, we make... garmobiza doritos.
>>85621733
>>85621728
Well, thanks anon you're now a book house boy.
>>85621227First half is a dream where Naomi Watts' wishes come true
Second half is the harsh reality
>>85621613
No one will discuss facts of the show here. We're too busy memeing
>>85621613
Not that I know of. Can't even think of any characters that might have the nickname Charlie. Maybe it's just a phrase and the character being referred to doesn't need to be named Charlie. Though Charlie kind of fits with Candie, Sandie, and Mandie so maybe he/she's related to them in some way?
>>85619974
I didn't need to see that
>>85620922
Not as dead as those dubs
>this suit burns better