/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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1st for jumping man
https://youtu.be/766diA6hcUI

douggy

dog's runnin. how many legs should it have?

DEY BE LIEK
SMOOTH
WAT
CAN U TEECH ME HOW TO DOUGIE
WHYS THAT
CUZ ALL THE BITCHES LOVE ME

https://pastebin.com/Ag6evX8s
Still gonna shill the Pastebin desu

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LEE'D

>>85073603
This looked so fucking bad lol

>>85073580
dad will never be back. never mention doug again.

>>85073603

Is Albers somehow meant to be posessed by Laura or something?

>you will never be raped by naomi watts
why even live

>>85073603
why david

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How is this acceptable, lynch-kins?

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>>85073649
This

>>85073534
where's the webm

No stars? No stars. There's no stars.

What the fuck does that mean?

>>85073693
>Dougie's arms
jesus christ, this show

Just saw the episode, I'm glad they had sex. That fucking face Dougie made is priceless. Also is that singing lady at the end the same from Mulholland dr. ?

>>85073603
I don't understand certain things Lynch does, this is one of them.

What in this scenario called for this to happen?

>>85073773
yes

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>thank you, tracy
Dat line delivery.

>>85073685
gonna need some webms of her getting naked please

>>85073693
coop settles down to married life as dougie jones and never returns to twin peaks confirmed

>>85073685
what a fun shredding for them!

>>85073693
when will doug get his?

Cooper when?

>Kyle's abs

Good work, Coop.

>>85073603

Albert = Laura

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>roll the dice sheena
do american news shows really do this?

>>85073748
>>85073748
no one ever see a light. p basic but i guess lynch is that style. no light no hope.

>>85073837
No.

>>85073837

That part cracked me the fuck up.

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How did you guys feel about the episode?

Thought it was one of the best ones yet. Focused, a lot of memorable and dark scenes, as well as being fucking hilarious. Loving the Mitchum brothers

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>>85073821
>mfw

>>85073866
please no more belushi, otherwise ok

>>85073866
I thought the complete opposite but was glad that angelo had some good score

Guys I found out

Robert Kneeper is going to rape and kill both dougie and his wife and he's going to fox river state penitentiary where he will meet Ike and kill him before he meets Lincoln Burrows

>Moby - Musician
I mean I was joking during that performance that Moby is playing guitar but it actually was Moby.

>>85073952
LYNCHED

>>85073685
>The Suffering
I get that reference. Underrated.

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c:

>>85073919
It's not about the bunny.

>>85073849
>>85073859
Sad!

>>85073866
Very very bad episode. Most of this episode was just standard fare for TV dramas, as well as constant pandering. The exaggeratedly evil character robbing his disabled and elderly family and the "aw so cute" date moment really stand out in particular, as well as the "drape shop" gag. Even the Log Lady's scene seemed forced. Only good scenes were based Dougie. If you all are gonna worship the most reddit episodes, at least stop telling people who are disappointed to go there

>>85073930
did angelo get a chance? please he is so good

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>>85073924
>no more Belushi

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>>85073396
idk the weird teddy makes sense to me
there's many stories of autistic kids being unable to deal without stuff from their childhood, I remember this story of an autistic kid who would only drink from a certain type of cup but it was starting to fall apart, so the parents needed to find another one - he would literally not drink from anything else even to the point of dehydration
my headcanon is that the bear was the only thing that calmed johnny down in the past but it fell apart/ they had to find another one so they eventually made their own and it changed over time, meaning this monstrosity is the only thing that settles him now

>>85073580
Douggie get pusy.

>>85074066
literal canadian opinion


wew lad

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>>85073685
>ywn hold a qt in your arms as youre both shredded alive
My dream death

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>>85073534

She was only in it for a little while. Why do I still miss her?

anyone else cry when albert was having his date with constance?
albert is like my favourite character. i'm glad he found someone like him.

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10/10 episode tbqh lads.
Also what the fuck was the deal with candy?

>>85073685
Honestly one of the freakiest things I've ever seen. It's the way it fucking moves.

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>>85074117

>>85074143
come on david just show diane's ass i mean your fans want it

>when you realize nothing in this show will be as good as part 8 was

>>85074117
That's how I'd want to go, made even better in that case considering that the news would eventually break out that I died fucking Madeline Zima so everyone would know about it.

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>>85074025
Haven't told you anything.

Dougie scenes are always the best part. Episode didn't feel like pandering to me, except maybe the Drape runner bit, the Johnny and Sylvia scene was pretty upsetting to watch, because of how violent it was, we've never seen those characters facing anything like that, they were removed from any drama or danger in the original series. So, yeah Richard is exaggeratedly evil, but I liked it. Every Log Lady scene has felt forced, it's because she was dying when they shot them, her inclusion is very heartwarming and nice, but it's clear that they were extremely limited in what they could shoot with her.

Standard fare? I mean, yes it is in line with Parts 5, 7 and 9 in that sense, but it still felt like it had more going for it than they did in terms of mood and being memorable. I also appreciate how funny it was, I was laughing pretty hard multiple times throughout the episode.

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Don't mind me just shredding with this thicc qt3.14

This was actually the first episode to not introduce any new characters.

>TFW you realize Mommy Janey will never look at you the way she looked at topless Dougie

>>85074170
>Also what the fuck was the deal with candy?

Oh, just being one of the best characters.

>>85074191
I bet the final 2 episodes will be freaky as hell.

>>85074170
Candy is obviously unhappy with her job/ life and the casino. She'll probably help Dougie in a later episode.

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>>85074170
>"c-can you ever love me... after what-what I... what I did?"

Laughed so fucking hard

>>85074233
Twin Peaks has her and other generally really good musical guests and guess actors.

Game of Thrones has Ed Sheeran.

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>>85074233
I hated how she had to wear that fucking chevron pattern. It's such a stupid immersion breaker. Is Eddie Vedder going to just be wearing pic related when he performs?

>>85074170
Candie is cute.

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>>85074215
The cinematography this season is kino.

>>85074302
Chevron dress was cute and made her look good, would smash

>>85074191
part 8 is overindulgent, meaningless shit. congrats, you fell for the wacky visuals! watch more Lynch.

>>85074170

She's planning to stab the boss in the back.

>>85074286
>Game of Thrones has Ed Sheeran
Didn't understand why the fuck Ed Sheeran is in GoT. Did I Got W E I S S E' D

>>85074268
I think you're giving her too much credit, she's just an airhead

>>85074340
So you'd rather have insurance shenanigans?

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Kyle's body is fucking disgusting bros, like wtf was Lynch thinking, I bet Naomi Watts was puking in her mouth

>>85074149

It definitely got to me. Had that feeling that it was Lynch giving his dying friend's character a nice moment before the end.

song was the worst of the series and way too long and autotuned. disgusting. the treatment of women was super problematic too. they are incredibly stupid, inept, punching bags, put on screen for no other reason than to absorb only the most toxic elements of hegemonic masculinity. they experience only exploitation and brutality and the hands of masculine rage and confusion. no stars.

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>>85074390
Kyle is perfect m8

>>85074385
I'd rather have a good Twin Peaks episode

>>85074385
LOL i can't even grasp how pleb ur irl

take care of ur crippled brain

>>85074170
"Candy is dandy baby"

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I need the people that hated this episode tell me their other 3 least favorite episodes from the season. Because I want to understand why people didn't like it

I don't get what there isn't to like, unless you also happened to dislike Parts 5-6-7 and 9, then at least you're consistent, but this episode continues down that path, the more the story threads come together, the more focused the episodes become. This one had an air to it that Parts 7 and 9 didn't though, they felt a little too straight and to the point, whereas this one managed to be a great mood piece as well as threading a lot of these storylines.

>>85074390

Nigga he looks fantastic for 58.

Game of Thrones had ED SHEERAN AS A GUEST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85074286
tbf the ed sheeran scene was the only other good one aside from the hound scenes

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>ywn hang out at robert knepper's fancy mob house with his cohort of show girls serving you martinis and watch the news
why even live?

>>85074390
>hot 58 year old guy who is also in shape
>disgusting

>>85074439
still though, having Ed Sheeran on just shows what kind of show Game of Thrones is, which I've been arguing all along.

>>85074149
hahahhaha

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>>85074286
we have ed sheeran too though

>>85074437
>Ed Sheeran looks into the camera
>"i have a new song out"
>it plays for 4 minutes while some Hightown whores dances to the beat
shit episode

Who here stuck with Twin Peaks yesterday and completely just abandoned GoT (if you were still even watching it)?

>>85074555

I only had time to watch one before work this morning so it was an easy choice. My emotional investment in GoT is zero now and I'm all in with Twin Peaks.

>>85074149
I let out an audible "awwwww" and got all warm and fuzzy.

>>85074434
This episode is not on the same level as 9 and 6 at all, and your essay posts wont change that

>>85073685
jesus christ how young do you have to be to find this scary?
i like how there isn't even any difference in their "acting" between when they're being mauled versus when they're just looking, they just keep wobbling back and forth sightly while a korean effects guy adds in cg ketchup

>>85074575
how is this any better than "haha damn fine coffee guys!"

>>85074573
Yeah I stopped GoT two or three seasons ago, I think. Seemed mildly interesting but once I got a sense of its trashy formula and its smug reddit atheist tone it started to leave a really bad taste. That and it's not nearly as smart as redditors like to think it is.

I feel like yesterday with Ed Sheeran (didn't see it but saw the pics here) really sums up just what kind of show it is, in contrast with Twin Peaks, which is likely the realest and best thing we're likely going to see on television at this stage.

>>85074390
Keep in mind the husband he replaced was fat and ugly so she probably saw it as an upgrade.

>>85074606
Sorry, what is special about 9? I can accept 6, but you gotta explain your reasoning for 9

please plebs just leave.

>>85074654
Well, what you're describing there is a cliche response to Twin Peaks that's the result of years and years of people quoting the same line.

This was something we were seeing for the FIRST TIME. It's fine to enjoy yourself sometimes, anon, and to feel nice feelings for people. You don't have to be purely edgy and hateful all the time.

Like, I'm sure Deviantart is going to make all kind of repulsive Albert/Morguefu shipping art, but I'll avoid all that and let myself take pleasure in these little things as I feel like it.

>>85074233
> that auto tune
urgh.. also the song was fucking trash, the lyrics were trash.

>>85074735
she is such an amazing singer. and they stepped all over her nuance with that. i wish she could have just been real.

>>85074735
I liked the song, but def didn't think the autotune was necessary, especially since we've seen in Mulholland Dr. that she can hit notes (or who knows, maybe her voice is shot now)

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Candie is CUTE!

>>85074729
you have to go back

>>85074555
game of thrones is straight trash. i don't get why it's popular.

>>85074735
>the lyrics were trash
The lyrics were by Lynch so you just got LYNCHED.

>>85074774
She looks right at him, she's taking her chance to whack him while he's distracted, the whole fly thing was just for plausible deniability

>harry dean stanton singing
>candie chasing the fly
>showgirl waitresses at the mitchems' house (harking back to one eyed jacks girls)
>jadey-e gives two rides
>albert's date with morgfu
>candie at the casino
was this the comfiest episode so far?

>>85074810
LOL david can't write. we all know that.

>>85074774
she has a lucy look to her eyes there. a much worse character than based lucy, though.

Anyone have that leaked shot of bobby and laura?

>>85074810
not liking something Lynch does is now being Lynched? You're a fucking idiot.

>>85074418
>being this edgy

>>85074817
those moments you mentioned were cool af

thanks for noticing them

>>85074774
Candie is great. She's kind of like a distillation of Lynch's style, kind of spooky but unexpectedly comedic too.

The way she stands there in that creepy, doll-like way, which is obviously a certain air she's putting on, but then the awkwardness of her presentation shows through as you realize how dumb and confused she is (in a very endearing way) which all adds another layer to the weirdness but also a touching dimension.

I find her very cute and sympathetic somehow.

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>>85074848
a leak?

>>85074654

What'd be wrong with that? What, in general, is wrong with having a sincere heartwarming moment once in a while? I swear, you'd probably also say the Straight Story was Lynch "selling out".

>>85074817
Yes it was, loved it.

>>85074788
Or maybe you need to go back to /r9k/.

>Harry Dean Stanton was born in 1926

Fuck, I keep thinking he's dead and then he keeps showing up in stuff.

>>85074817
>harry dean stanton singing
Best part of the episode.

>>85073568
wow anon wow

>>85074925
He's always been in so much good stuff. It's fitting he's in this. And he'll probably make another appearance in something else cool before he goes.

>Harry Dean Stanton singing
>Albert having a fun dinner/date scene
>Log lady scene
My heart couldn't take this episode

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>>85074878
yeah I thought of the one eye jacks reference back when the showgirls are ignoring the mitchems beating up the casino pitman
but them serving the drinks was pure nostalgiakino, one of them's even carrying around a bowl of ice like I think they did in the original series

How much screentime does the black prostitute have? Anyone wanna share some screenshots of her for research purposes?

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How old were you when you grew out of Twin Peaks: The Return?

14 for me

>>85074982
She's not even in this episode.

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>>85074982
>How much screentime does the black prostitute have?

Not enough.

>>85074982
None, prob won't be showing back up

Jade give no more rides

>barely anything happens until episode 8
>oh well, still got over half of the show left!
>8 is great but basically stands on its own completely
>9 and 10 almost nothing happens again

Wow Lynch you are such a fucking maestro for not giving the viewers what they want on purpose how utterly genius I am LYNCHED!

I want to like it but the interesting stuff is so few and far between with all kinds of dumb shit it's getting difficult. Dougie sex scene is a new low.

requesting the webm of jade walking towards the mailbox

>>85075079
Noomi Wut giv ride nuw.

>>85075115
Tfw audrey will never give ride

>>85075099
L Y N C H E D

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The musical performances have been pretty terrible this season, I wish every one of them that was inconsequential to the plot be removed. Part 2, 5 and 9 are necessary, dump the rest.

It'd be so much nicer if episodes had actual endings like Part 1, 5 and 8

>>85075017
>>85075042
>>85075050
Was she only in that one episode? That sucks.

>>85075099
Why do people keep saying that nothing happens every week, are we watching the show? Yes, the pacing is very different from other tv dramas but there is still plenty of things happening.

>>85075157

No, she had a short scene in another one, sending the hotel key in Coopers pocket back to Twin Peaks.

>>85075099
>basically stands on its own
It's funny but most of the filler garbage can be removed without damaging the main plot so making a 2-3 hour edit of the season should be pretty easy.

>>85075099
a lot happened in part 9, it almost felt like too much

>>85075172
Its just plebs looking for attention anon

>>85075157
Jade is the only female character this season that hasn't been a useless archetype aside from Diane.

>>85075184
literally what's the point of that
I can guarantee you candie swatting that fly or talking to the insurance guy will have ZERO impact on the overall plot but they're some of the most kino scenes so far

>>85075151
>caring about the musical performances
i just skip or close the file (when it's at the end)

>>85075184
Imagine being this fucking boring

>>85075151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw
This song is gold

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>>85073534
who was in the wrong here?

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Crying 90's Sheryl Lee

>>85075228
>talking to the insurance guy will have ZERO impact on the overall plot
I'm pretty sure it will have a direct consequence for Dougie in the next two episodes.

>>85075305
Add the top 10 anime battles thing and you are done

>>85074982
if yall negroes want the finest of niggresses from vegas to LA
look up my man Billy D and platinum productions

>>85073837
Asian newsfu was the cutest girl in the episode.

>>85073837
Yes, news stations do that tacky kind of stuff here. Here, they try to match up mug shots with their convictions as a joke.

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DOgu oi get cake

>>85074882
>kind of spooky but unexpectedly comedic too

Really perfect way to put it. Every interaction with Candie in this episode left me feeling "is she stupid or is she vindictive" because it bounces back and forth.

Also worth pointing out I think, they mention firing her at some point and the other guy says they can't because "she's got nowhere to go" which, I think, may suggest she's a fairly recent addition to the team, or is hired there as part of a favour for someone? She might never appear again but IF she does, I reckon it'll shed some light on some agenda she might have.

Does Richard suck Chad's dick to do favors for him?

>>85075416

LOCAL NEWS!!!!!

>The Truman brothers are true men
>they are your brothers
B R A V O V I N C E

>>85075481

Richard isn't just talking shit. Chad really is a huge pussy so he's just scared of the big boys.

>>85075501
Okay, Margaret.

>>85075481
No. Chad is clearly the cucked one in that relationship. Richard outright threatened to murder him.

>>85075099
>>85075172
>>85075184
>>85075193
>watching it for the plot

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OwO what's this

>>85075501
>Laura is the one.

>>85075537
>1280x718
unironically kys

>>85075328
I mean candie meandering off on the weather or whatever she was talking about
that aspect had no relevance to anything

>>85075543
It is Laura

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Mean.

>>85075528
The plot isn't that hard to follow though?

>>85075563
There's Laura where you are going

>>85075573
yanks saying cunt are always so cringey

>>85075588
Cunt is a part of our slang too though. It's not like when we say M8 or whatever.

>>85074957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KLLkj84GAo

>>85075099
if anything they revealed too much I think, there's 8 episodes left and we know pretty much everything about the plot unless you are retarded, we're just waiting to see it unfold and it's a lot simpler than we were led to think originally

>>85075584
Let's Laura

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>>85075374

holy dicks this episode sucked

>>85075612
its not the same thing though

>>85075612
yeah but it's not taken as a massive insult here
richard dropped it like it was a death sentence

Hello Johnny, how are you today?

Hello Johnny, how are you today?

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>>85073568
WOW FRENLO WOW

>>85073748
No hay banda
No hay estrellas.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKBRyNNW3u0
If this isn't your jam, you should go back to >>>/m/issoula

>>85075475
Sweet arches.

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>>85074848

>>85075778
0/10 no sycamore trees where i'll see you and you'll see me and i'll see you in the branches that blow in the breeze

>>85075471
It's one of those weird things lynch always does
Here are these punk ass gangsters but they keep this dumb bitch on out of pity etc
And that scene when they get home like they are crying etc

>>85075866
who's the woman (not laura)

>richard horne breaks window of trailer to kill miriam
>thinks the gas won't just seep out the broken window
>miriam is still breathing on the ground when he leaves

what a fuck up

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>>85074848
You mean this? Btw its not a leak

>>85075916
I felt like the breathing was because they couldn't get that flat blob to stop heaving her lungs

>>85075915
ayy lmao

>>85075633
And there's David in it as well!

>>85075944
I couldn't tell if it was intentional or not, but it did look like a lot of blood. Either way I doubt the trailer will go up in flames and the cops will find his prints all over the place

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Haven't watched S3 yet, but every week i see a new report about the latest Cameo in Twin Peaks. Sky Ferreira, Moby, Chromatics, James Murphy, etc.

Isn't this sad as fuck? I for one really don't like cameos like this. They take you out of the actual universe of the film/show you're watching. Like, who the fuck is still immersed into twin peaks the moment fucking Moby shows up in some literally who bar?

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I'm holding my pee just like Cooper did.
How satisfying will the release be?

>>85076046
There's fire where you are going.

>>85073603
Havent watch the latest episode yet, is this unedited, straight from the show?

>>85076075
Yes

>>85076016
I have literally no idea who they were tb h, most of them are just musical acts at the end of an episode
I would agree for most other shows but twin peaks has always had this dreamlike quality. every scene doesn't really have to be coherent

>>85074025
everyone just be glad you're not this person

>>85074170
Candie is best girl

I was so excited by the first 4 episodes, but its getting less and less interesting now for some reason.

>>85074326
season three honestly has the best cinematography of any of his work

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This EP was great with great scenes like the Albert and mourge lady, dougie getting fucked. The brothers waiting for candy. My only gripe was the ending song felt like it was going on forever. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS AND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AUDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

>>85076196
New car shine

>>85076196
Stick to binging on netflix.

>>85074275
really subverted my expectations. I was sure Mitchum was going to be super pissed when he got smacked, but he didn't care at all while Candy freaked out. Brava Lynch

>>85076233
The autotune really didn't help the song either

>>85075573
He's such a fuck up, runs away from that dealer, and leaves a gaping hole in trailer and tries to fill up with gas. I look forward to seeing this chap die

>>85074434
I've seen a lot of hate for episodes 7 and 9, pretty sure it's just edgy kids who don't actually want to see the story progress and would rather just see "cool Lynchian scenes"

there hasn't been a bad episode so far, really it's all gold.

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Why did Coop hate Sam?

So hyped on ep12 called "Let's Rock", it's been confirmed by leaks that normal Coop will return in this episode, so we will have 7 episodes of coop after all.

>>85074446
I want to hug candy

SAM STANLEY
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>that awful credits song
lynch has gone senile

>>85074517
anyone else kind of surprised by how aggressive that loser turned out to be? I figured he was just going to be a druggie burnout, not abusive.

>>85076331
It hasn't been confirmed at all

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Now that Cooper got a taste for ass, we all know who he's going for next

>>85076346
HE'S COME OVER FROM SPOKANE

>>85076311

9 had a lot of cool, lynchian scenes though. All the gangster stuff in Vegas felt like it was straight out of Mulholland Drive.

I'm generally kinda wondering how many of his ideas for the planned Mulholland Drive series Lynch is working into Twin Peaks now.

>>85076311
Keep sucking that lynch cock like a good little boy.

>>85076370
Yea, I thought he was gonna be kinda like Bobby was back in the day. Looks like a fuck up but might get better.

>>85076370
history is repeating itself. They're like Leo and Shelley

>>85076399
I hope Cooper now not only lusts for coffee which he always did anyway, but now he lusts for pussy constantly. I expect nothing but pissfu and Janey-E sex scenes next episode.

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>>85076399
DOgeu become sex offender

>>85074170
She realises the bros have never loved her

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>Post yfw Janey-E just taught Dougie that rape is okay, effectively shaping his personality into becoming a merciless rape machine
>post yfw Dougie is Bob
>The circle is complete

>>85076411
Except Shelly wasn't a junkie piece of shit

>>85076388
Just tell me, what could possibly happen so important, what the episode would be called "Let's Rock?". Ofc it's Coop's return, don't be silly. On the other hand, there is still 10% probability that Coop will not return until the very last episode, because there's no more mystery or murder coop could investige, so I don't know why Lynch is planning to do after Coop's return in ep12.

HOLY FUCK COOP COMING BACK CONFIRMED FOR NEXT EPISODE

>>85076532
>it's confirmed
VEDDERFAGS BTFO

>>85076532
wha

>>85073693
WHAT WHAT WHAT DOUGIE A PURE HOW CAN THIS BE?????????

>>85076428
He sort of already did. He pretty much threw himself at Annie and was immediately up for fucking Audrey until that plot had to be rewritten. Also, read My Life, My Tapes.

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>>85076532
We'll see

>>85076526

Trying to get back to Twin Peaks with the Las Vegas mob and Evil Coopers goons after him, I assume. I've heard McLachlan talking about "Coopers odyssey back to Twin Peaks" once.

>>85076526
episode titles are just lines someone says in the episode, let's rock is obviously the roadhouse mc

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>They still think Agent Cooper is comin back

I'm loving these episodes that feel like the Mid Season 1 equivalent of Season 3.

Things aren't necessarily delivering non-stop iconic imagery and surrealism, but they're engaging from a plot perspective and extremely funny and charming. Watching this felt similar to experiencing season 1 for the first time, it is familiar yet completely different.

This is what it going to make season 3 stand out 10 years from now

>>85076532
Just like Bobby Hawk and Truman going to the Lodge was confirmed for this episode right?

>>85076526
I'm just saying it's not confirmed. Don't make shit up when you're just speculating

>>85073919
>you will never have a wife who looks at you the way she looks at Dougie

>>85076651
ahahahahaha
VEDDERED

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a whole episode without the fusco boys... why live?

>>85076860
they'll be back next episode
r-right?

>>85076860
They were on the TV in the casino hotel.

>>85076016
well the only band to be introduced by name was NIN, they dont go up and go "hey its moby here, on the TWIN PEAKS television show, gonna play you a song now", every time theyre on stage, its just whoever playing a song for a bar. its about as consequential as sonic youths cameo on gilmore girls

>>85073649
men can't be raped

>>85076922
in the ass can be bone

>>85075916
Kept waiting for the trailer to blow while Stanton was singing - since it didn't they'll find her alive or find evidence
Also Lucy will find out about chad by asking the mailman how many letters
Chad will try to kill her and Andy will kill chad

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>>85076934
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>85076944
What a lovely turn of phrase

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>>85076972
yfw you does a Freudian Slip

>>85076934
who is tom?

>>85077036
mike pence's son

mike pence is all about that electricity, too.... coincidence?

arent you psyched that nadine got her dreams to come true of having drapes?

Who is the Faramir of Twin Peaks?

>>85076934
>Judy
>"don't call PJ"
OH FUCK

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>>85073534
Ok haha, you got me guys, but when are we going to return to Twin Peaks?

why is Doctor Phlox Dougie's doc?

>>85073693
Watts has an incredible backside, holy shit

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>>85073693
>those hips

>>85077036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYMCLz5PQVw

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>>85077240

dugpa forum are so painful to read these days, bunch of nostalgia fags, who cry like babies all the time

>>85075151
> I'm poo poo brained

>>85077278
Also every episode prediction is "Dougie goes to Twin Peaks next episode."

imagine if Naomi Watts raped you haha wouldn't that just be awful

>>85077314
imagine if super Nadine raped you?

>>85076934
Nice fake.

>>85077297
he will

>>85075528
unironically this

you're along for the ride, just enjoy it you plebs

>>85077332
I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes

Has anybody got screenshots of the brothers face's when there waiting for candy.

>>85077332
Imagine if Nadien and Log Lady raped you while Lucy peed in your mouth.

>>85075573
>rapes a girl
ok
>kills a kid
ok
>kills a fat lady
ok
>chokes out his meemaw
NOT OK

I WANT HIM DEAD

>>85077368
imagine eating Sarah Palmer's old cunt that smells like cigarettes and tastes like cheap vodka, while she is watching animal gore porn

>>85077297
"Dougie and Naomi sex scene is the new low"

>>85077332
If Mike is to be trusted, it's quite something

>>85075620
>Dougie discovers jerking off
>the rest of the season is people trying to stop Dougie from masturbating in public

>>85077383
This but unironically.

dougie wearing same suit for 3 days

>>85077383
threatening rape is not rape

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>>85077406
Dioeg touch his peepee

>>85077395
every new episode is the new low for dugpa-fags

>>85076016
I like to imagine that the Roadhouse is on the edge of a couple towns and is a popular place for people in the area, well-known enough for some more popular bands to show up

also it's a TV show about electricity spirits, so

>>85077383
Offscreen crimes of Richard Horne??

>>85077418
Did you listen to Renault's phone call in the sweeping scene, he and Renault raped those girls and then Richard apparently killed them after Renault left

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>>85077447
dugpas not real?

>>85076233
yeah Lynch should have taken out the song entirely and had another scene to end it

I love how much comedy is in the new season.

>>85077458
ah shit I did not realize he was talking about richard for some reason

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Are we supposed to hate this character? I think he's written that way but you know, I'm just not quite sure yet.

>>85077127
Andy

>>85076526
>this episode is "Laura is the one"
>Laura shows up for 10 seconds as a projected flashback in Gordon Cole's mind

yeah, the episode names are so relevant

>>85077127
Hawk - log lady is Gandalf and chad is a like denethor especially disgusting eating habits but without the power

>>85077526
Me too, and I'm laughing at shit you're probably not supposed to as well
Everything is just so goddamn goofy

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>>85077553
Ever seen the movie The King and I, kid?

I think this episode confirms that coop isn't coming back they've made jane e an love interest and have developed the relationship more. Vedder posters were right all along. Also wtf was with Laura in front of Gordon at the door.

Hello Buella

>>85077628
Gordon browsed too much /tpg/ and now sees Laura at random intervals.

NEW

>>85077661
>>85077661
>>85077661

>>85077458
wait what

I need to go back and watch that scene I had no idea he was talking about Richard

>>85077628
>Implying they aren't getting us settled in and comfortable with Doug/Jane E just so they can rip it away when Coop comes back and has to leave them

>>85077628
Gordon/ Lynch was having cigarette withdrawls probably.

>>85074407
kys

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>>85074275
>Make the Mitchum brothers seem intimidating from their first appearance and subsequent references
>make them seem like the center of all this, setting up a big reveal where these guys are the BBEG of the Twin Peaks universe
>they're two dopey brothers whose only hatred for Dougie Jones is that he supposedly scammed them out of their insurance claim

SUBVERSION

The presence of two Coopers is slowly breaking the fabric of reality. The electricity is building because the hobos at the convenience store are slowly pushing their way back into the living world (the random visions of hobos around the place), at which point everybody will be totally fucked.

Now we're seeing random visions of Laura as she pushes her way back into existence, because Laura is the only one who can permanently stop DoppelCoop.

I think.

>>85077628

I think you're partially right. Coop is coming back, but he won't want to leave Santa Rosa because a) Janey-E genuinely loves him, and b) Sonny Jim is the son which the black lodge robbed him the chance of ever having (that's why he cried when he was staring at him).

It's gonna take some additional convincing from Gordon or somebody to bring him back to Twin Peaks.

>>85077802
Sounds plausible, and we know from screenshots Laura leads Dougie to her house.

>>85077628

Right when things are best for Dougie's family is when things will go wrong and Cooper will be ripped away. Learn to Lynch.

Las Vegas is a pretty big city, feels like at least someone from Coop's past, perhaps from the FBI, would've seen when Dougie was on the news and seen the uncanny resemblance.

>>85078001
I bet next episode high tier government facial recognition finds him

>>85077860
But now Gordon and Albert are going to Mexico, I thought it would be hawk and Truman finding coop. But now I think Laura is going to appear in reality and help dougie.

>>85077628
Look up the Kyle interview
He says he plays 3-4 characters
The 4 is only for a v short time must be Dougie
Then he talks about DougieCooper as this newborn child discovering life
Then he mentions cooper as coming back but more restrained due to his experiences
Obv evil cooper is the last one
So the TP posse go to the site at the same time the FBI do and evil cooper
This may be the let's rock thing as it's a big shoot out with the posse saving the day
The doppelgänger gets shot and sucked back into the lodge possibly showing windom face
At that exact moment dougiecooper is facing a mob assassination
With the doppelgänger gone he returns fully and shoots his way out
Then the fallout from this in the next episode or 2
Back in TP Richard and chad decide to kill Lucy as she is on to them and that forms the next climax with weird lodge stuff at the end
Cooper then returns to TP in the special 2 part ender and meets the aged Laura as in the spoiler
Have a bad feeling the Vegas shootout will kill the wife and son though

>>85078101
But the FBI are now going to Mexico and bad coop is in new York. I know what screenshot you're on about, i can't remember seeing sonny Jim and Janey e there, but that would play into the love and fear of the lodges maybe something supernatural might happen.

>>85076058
Walk with me.

Fucking Chad needs to get the bad ending

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>>85078459
dogie cant walk need piss

>>85073693
Watching this scene made me think Coop the sly dog isn't retarded, he's just pretending so he can go on fucking Dougie's wife.

>>85078041
>>>/dugpa/