/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

The misogyny is going too far.

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Alright alright, what the FUCK did he mean by this?

>>85068976
miguel ferrer was killed by irl lodge shenanigans
season 3 is a warning

Anyone else think Nadine's drape runner business was absolutely shit-tier fanservice?

>>85068976
>be me, David Lynch, trying to draw a deer thing and a giant hand in the sky
>hear knock on door
>it's Laura Palmer's giant head crying

He just wanted to draw. Also, I think Laura is possessing either Albert, Tammy, or Diane. Not sure which. I think Laura would be on the good guy's side though, white lodge and whatnot...

how many minutes of the 10 hours of show so far have actually taken place in twin peaks?

>>85069043

>waaaaah Lynch doesn't care about the original show and is just shoe-horning in his random ideas for experimental short films
>waaaaah Lynch actually cares about the original show

>>85069043
You fags need to make up your minds if you're gonna complain. Is Lynch doing fanservice or not?

>>85069099
Who has had more screen time, Cooper or David Lynch's cameo?

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>yfw

>>85069115
this depends on how you define coop
i'd love to see somebody actually crunch these epic numbers

>>85069110
That is literally the only fanservice-y thing in the entire show, so no. It's also why it sticks out like a sore thumb.

>>85068908
>amerifats consider this """"""""""singing""""""""""

Are Cole, Albert, and Tammy going to (sexually) torture Diane to get her to spill the beans?

>>85069078
why wouldn't she be possessing/trying to contact Cole, since he's the one seeing her?

>>85068976
Dissolves are cool.

>>85069043
as opposed to what? they clearly showed her trying to get patents and shit on the drapes. would you have preferred they change her to a different career?

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>>85069115
I don't know why people are so hung up on Lynch's cameo role in the original series becoming a main character in the new season. It makes sense the FBI would be on the case and it's not like Lynch changed what character he was playing to have more screentime or is shoehorning the role in. It fits and it's a character he's good at.

>>85069135
>yfw you got muffins on the mind

>>85069191
>foreigners watch our shows
Sad!

Filthy and nymphobanic Jane-E raped pure and innocent Dougie, who just likes to drink cheap coffee. I hate her for that, the only thing what womans can think of is sex

>>85069100
You know damn well the people that prefer the old show want the tone and pacing back, and probably for Cooper not to be retarded. Not a dumb reference to elicit claps. Strawman arguments should be expected from redditspacers, though.

>>85068976
It's happening again. Garland vision is a trap. Bobby is getting killed.

>>85069256
Yes, 25 fucking years ago, and if you actually watched the show instead of a YouTube recap you'd know she was denied a patent and determined it was a pointless endeavor then tried killing herself shortly after.

>>85069298

Who cares what people want?

Either get on board or go away.

>>85069298
So we have to deal with people who expect the old show and people who expect Lynching and get mad at "fanservice"?

>>85068976
This was a classic Lynch moment. Reminded me of the Mulholland Dr diner scene in how it caught me off guard.

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CUTE!

>>85069272
i don't disagree, but i do sort of think part of it is to piss people off. and it does.
lol

>>85069371
I like it. Gordon Cole was always one of my favorite characters.

>>85069326
I actually forgot that she was denied and then gave up on it. Makes the reference even stupider.

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this was the cutest thing i've ever seen.

why did cronenberg change his last name to lynch?

>>85068908

I've just finished the first 2 seasons for the first time.

Should I watch the movie before starting season 3?

>>85069326
>trying to get patents
that's what i wrote you fucking mong. is reading not your strong suit?

honestly you're being a gigantic faggot over a drape.

>>85069424

you have to watch the movie before S3, it references Bowie and the ring

i wish we had more of phillip jeffries
i wish lynch would resurrect bowie and make him the star of twin peaks 2: water walk with me

>>85069442
Tried, and was DENIED, and somehow has the store after being denied and giving up on it completely.
Her character dropped it in the first fucking season, but it was her most memorable "trait" so it was shoehorned in even though it doesn't make sense based on the actual fucking show. That's why it's shitty fanservice.

>>85069043
You have to consider that this show is so much harder for your average person to follow than the original series.
My family adored Twin Peaks when it was originally on, but now they're having a hard time with it.
It breaks my heart to see something they loved so much completely alienate them.

Let the old folks have their fan service.

>>85068976
I was honestly spooked, was not expecting that at 3AM

>>85069424
Yes. Fire Walk With Me, and then The Missing Pieces if you want.

>>85069304
By Jerry Horne. (Confirmed by Eddie Vedder song.)

>>85069409
Someone said last thread they would go on a date next ep. Reminder that someone who has seen the whole season is making subtle leaks each week.

Also, I hate this scene because with Lynch watching it happen, it's like "Hey, look at this scene I wrote, audience! Look at it, isn't it great!" Would have been better if we just saw them eating and didn't have Lynch watching it.

>>85069555

What is The Missing Pieces?

1. I like Season 3 even better than Season 1.

2. This may have been the best episode yet.

Was it rape?

>>85069570
>Also, I hate this scene because with Lynch watching it happen, it's like "Hey, look at this scene I wrote, audience! Look at it, isn't it great!" Would have been better if we just saw them eating and didn't have Lynch watching it.

If there's anything we've learned from this season, it's that Lynch is the most self-indulgent faggot ever.

>>85068976
>every single time Cole pauses his dialogue for a brief moment he's actually having weird flashbacks and vivid hallucinations right before resuming the sentence as if nothing happened
prove me wrong

>>85069527
denied a patent, opened a store anyway. really don't see why it bothers you. but whatever i'm not gonna convince you and don't really care to.

i'd say amnesia/the psychotic break was her most memorable trait.

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KEK its funny seeing women trying to actually understand shit

>>85069602
Janey-E definitely did NOT rape Dougie. Just like David Lynch did NOT rape his own daughter and write a tv show about it.

>>85069326
>>85069527
She wanted patents so she could become rich selling drape runners, which was always an absurd goal. She doesn't need patents to run a small business (which she seems to live in) in a small town.

The Horne kid is a red herring Bob. They are really trying to make you think he's Bob (especially with the lighting of the candle, very FIRE WALK WITH ME), and they will more and more with each episode.

Who is the REAL Bob now? Thoughts, predictions?

>>85069572
FWWM is kind of a mess. The Missing Pieces are deleted scenes. If you don't get some lodge stuff from FWWM, you should give TMP a watch. It's only one particular scene with Cooper.

>>85069409
The part of this clip with just Lynch and Tammy's response is great meme material. Could be used in so many ways.

>>85069572
please get out normie

>>85069570
>Also, I hate this scene because with Lynch watching it happen, it's like "Hey, look at this scene I wrote, audience! Look at it, isn't it great!"

Nah I liked that it did that. Thought it was adorable. You don't always have to respond to everything with cynicism and miserableness.

>>85069618

lol

>>85069602
No, in between scenes he said "give two rides."

>>85069636
>especially with the lighting of the candle, very FIRE WALK WITH ME
He left the stove on. The candle wasn't a symbolic gesture, he rigged the trailer to explode.

>>85069657
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>85069636
The candle was to blow up the trailer. BOB is with the woodsmen now.

>>85069691
But that's "playing with fire", something Bob is known to like to do. They're going to set it up more and more to make you think Richard is BOB, but someone else has become BOB. I think it's whoever lives in the house that Andy was outside if, and the guy in the lawn said "You have to go".

Can we get a vote on if this was better than episode 8?

I say probably.

>>85069723
The guy Andy was talking to was all but shown to be killed by Richard. Andy was questioning him over Richard's truck, and Richard was most likely in the house listening without Andy's knowledge. When he got wind of the meeting, he killed him. I think it even ominously cuts to the door of his trailer while Andy is waiting for him.

>>85069694
kek this is actually pretty funny

>>85069772
nothing is better than episode 8.

At least we know based Bobby Briggs isn't corrupt.

>>85069618
I mean that's a good point if we assume the bullet wound left a scar.

>>85069792
The way the camera zooms in on Meriam's trailer door reminded me a lot of the camera zoom in on the door of the farmer guy so I thought that was cool and definitely does make me think Richard killed that guy too.

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>>85069838
coop would probably have a scar from cracking his forehead on the mirror as well.

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electricity is humming
you hear it in the mountains and the rivers
you see it dance among the seas and stars
and glowing around the moon
but in these days the glow is dying
what will be in the darkness that remains?
the Truman brothers are both true men
they are your brothers
and the others
the good ones
who have been with you
now the circle is almost complete
watch and listen to the dream of time
and space
it all comes out now flowing like a river
that which is
and is not.

Hawk

Laura is the one.

Why does Janey get so wet seeing Cooper at the doctors office when she dressed and undressed him all throughout the week?

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So we all agree that a performance at the Roadhouse signifies the passing of a day in-story, right? Meaning that the next episode will begin on the 9th day since the pilot. Even though it seems like forever to us, Cooper has only been retarded for barely over a week.

>>85069913
that would be dopplecoop though

>>85070006
right yeah that's what i meant.

>>85069838
The bullet didn't wound him though. It killed a tick that was feasting on him.

What did y'all like about this episode exactly? I personally thought it was the worst episode of the season tbf

>>85069935
Maybe she already raped him multiple times during the week.
It's not like he would be able to take a shower by himself.

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>>85070084

Candy. She's so hot and incredibly stupid, I love her.

>google captcha: CONVENIENCE STORE

>>85070092
>ywn have Janey wash you and bathe you

>>85070084
to me this was the closest tonally to the old series. i laughed a lot.

>>85070083
>the bullet didn't wound him though
It left a bullet hole and the other two bullets broke his ribs.

>>85070084
>Plot progression
>funny scenes
>Naomi Watt's hips

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>>85068908
>mfw I get my thicc fix from the least expected source

Bravo David.

>>85070116
Reminder that right girl is best girl.

>>85069935
She's nearly as oblivious as he is. Even in the doctor's office, she didn't seem to get moist while his shirt was off until the doctor pointed out that he lost weight.

>>85070116
its candie

>>85069935
>>85070151
it's probably because of all the shit she was bitching about before she even looked at topless dougie. Janey has been heavily preoccupied with everything else in her life to even consider dougie sexually.

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casinogirlfu

>>85070116
How long did Candy spend in the lodge to get that retarded?

>>85069570
But that's not Lynch watching, it's Gordon Cole.

>>85069935

I wondered the same thing. I don't think she'd let Sonny dress him.

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HELLO JOHNNY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY
also, Johnny looked like David Schwimmer's retarded brother, if you catch my drift

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;_;

>>85070231
I think she's faking. I predict she'll reveal herself to be an agent of the rival mafia family and unintentionally end up saving Coop by taking Knepper and Belushi out before they kill him.

>>85070133
Show me the bullet hole. He had a tick wound.

>>85070269
Someone get him a tissue pls

>>85070282
I think FBI's gonna save him after they find out about the fingerprints.

>>85069935

After winning all that money and especially after taking out Ike.

was this the worst episode yet?

>>85070285
He was bleeding, hard to bleed if there's no wound.

>>85070362
I think last week was the worst, there might have been another that I liked less but I can't remember what happened in each particular episode. It really does feel like an 18 hour movie with the exception of episode 8.

>>85070338
It was bad. The casino dudes and Candy are not interesting at all. The scene with Johnny and the toy bear thing was way too over the top/stupid. Enough plot development to keep it watchable though.

>>85070402
Meant for >>85070338

>>85068976
Blue Rose

>>85070362
Do 6ou not no what a tick is? It was engorged with Coop's blood. I know it's dumb, but the bullet hit the tick, but not Coop. Tick explodes, blood everywhere. Re-watch that episode.

This episode was the most self indulgent thing Lynch has ever done

>>85068908

I fucking knew Dougie/Coop would get 'tard raped.

>>85070473
are you actually trying to argue that coop wasn't shot?

>>85070338
The last 15 minutes definitely were.

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webm requests for this episode? give me a time frame

what's the name of the awful show that comes on after twin peaks?

>>85070473
My man you have to be baiting. Nobody can possibly be this stupid.

Fucking Chad

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>>85070644

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>>85070644
Fuck Chad

>>85070582
Janey-E riding retard Coop minus him

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NOOOOO STAAAAAAAAARRRRRSSSS

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>>85068311

Okay, Margaret.

>>85070582

Albert's date. I believe it was near the middle.

>>85070757

>tfw Log Lady appeared again
>tfw she won't get as good of a send-off as "Goodbye, Margaret" from the first episode

>>85069145
They already did

>>85070511

really? you thought that was more self-indulgent than episode 8?

>>85070767
see >>85069409

>tfw Jade gave two rides to fat Dougie

So is Diane in cahoots with Bad Coop? I didn't get that.

>>85070817
episode 8 was at least the good kind of self indulgent

>>85069772

If you liked episode 8 OR 10, you are a meme fan and need to leave.

>>85070862
Yep. She texted him back telling them the FBI is going to take Hastings to "the site". She most likely thinks Dopplecoop is normal Coop though and is working with him out of loyalty.

>>85070473
I believe you

>>85070862
threatened her

>>85070924
but why would she think he's normal when she even said he wasn't himself?

>>85070957
Maybe that's what he told her to tell them. We'll have to wait and see if she gives an explanation at some point but right now it's pointing to her meeting with Dopplecoop being an elaborate ruse.

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>>85070736

T H I C C C
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>>85070685
Jej

>>85070743
RIP in pieces Jimmy ;_;

>>85070979
Thank you, that's great, but could you cut out the last four seconds?

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>>85071012
Sure. That's why I ask for time frames.

>>85070767
Here you go anon.

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>>85071012

>>85069043
That was a fucking amazing reference, you shut your mouth.

>>85071057
missing Janey-E face.

>Lynch builds up Cooper and Janey-E's relationship
>kills her off
Would sure be a blow to the gut.

>>85069043

Worth it for the name alone

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>>85071012
>>85071052

So just finished it. Good episode. Naomi Watts is so fucking hot, jesus christ. And that song at the end was really nice.

>>85071114
That's perfect, cheers man.

Anyone else notice how Janey-E on the TV was acting differently than Janey-E right after Coop beat Ike?

>>85071114

Wish my name was Dougie right now

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>all these people who didn't like this episode

I came here after watching it with the expectation that everyone would be raving about how fantastic it was. That may have been one of the best pieces of television I've ever seen.

>>85071209
I liked it a lot. My only complaint is that it was a few minutes shorter than the other episodes and quite a bit of time was taken up with the music performance.

I fell out of bed laughing after that fucking sex scene.

Then the episode got really spooky.

>>85071209

This episode flew by for me, I loved it.

>>85071114
Looks damn good for almost fifty

>>85071234
I can't help but feel this music performance actually has meaning to the plot and might get referenced again. Just based on the casting, song choice, the stage and her outfit. Idk.

>>85071209
I really liked it. I think everyone expected to get btfo, but this kept the craziness a little subdued. Minus the murder early on. It moved a lot of things forward for whatever is about to go down probably over the next two episodes.

>>85071209
I wouldn't call it my favorite episode but I mostly liked it.

I love how all the seemingly random subplots/characters are connecting together so nicely.

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was it rape you guys?

I really want Richard to die.

It's yrev nice to see you, /tpg/.

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do you think she said yes?

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How does Dougie shower? Does Janey E have to get with him into the shower and clean his body? And how does he take a shit? Does Janey E also clean his ass every time or does he go everywhere all dirty? Amd how does she not realize that he's almost braindead at this point if she does all of that? How does the fucking doctor not notice that?

>>85071397
If you hold your poop long enough, it becomes so solid you don't have to wipe.

>>85071114
He looked like he was snapping his fingers, like the Arm used to.

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>mfw this episode
Everything is coming together and it's great
Felt really sorry for Johnny with him lying there and not being able to do anything when he really wanted to help and probably could have fended Richard off
Think Ben is going to fall back from being a good guy?

>>85071131
Are you fucking retarded?

>>85071114
Why didn't we get to see her tits REEEEEE

>>85071052
Reminder that David Lynch probably knew Miguel Ferrer was going to pass away soon, and likely wrote this sweet scene as a fond going away present.

>>85070084
>>85070132
Thought the same thing. The scene with Candy going after the fly was perfect Lynch humor, it cracked me up. The scene with Richard attacking his grandmother was intense but offbeat absurd at the same time.

Hello /tpg/, how are you today?

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>>85071384

he's officially banging her

I wish he still had Catherine in his life.

>>85070582
She looks right at him before smacking him, it was on purpose

Anyone who didn't like this episode should quit David Lynch RIGHT NOW and fuck right back to a little site called ~reddit~

>>85070582
I already now think Candie is one of the best David Lynch characters ever.

>>85070473
you utter retard

>>85071626
The whole part in the casino with them sending her out to get the insurance guy, and their response to her was as funny as Lynch has ever gotten.

>>85071642
You can actually see the tick in a few frames so maybe you should stop being retarded

>>85070582
Sylvia being choked.

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The music in this part at the end of the sex scene, blending into the next scene was wonderful.

>>85071591
How was I supposed to know?

The 'Laura is the one' tagline got translated in my language to 'it is Laura'
With what the Log Lady said >>85069914 maybe Bobby and co. will find Laura come out of the Lodge in the next episode

Can anyone take a nice, high-resolution picture of the mountain scenery at the beginning of the episode, just before the Richard scene? I really want to use it as a desktop wallpaper, but my streaming service is being an asshole.

God I love that little Laura moment - even though the story is a completely different thing from the first two seasons Lynch keeps reminding us that it somehow is all gonna come back to Laura and Twin Peaks in the end.

>le epic "so comples u just don't understand it!!!!" shitshow

This show is fucking retarded and it seems ive been had by a 25 year old meme.

>>85071862
>complex

t. brainlet

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>>85071862
ODll meme

>>85071862
brutally FROSTED and viciously LYNCHED

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>>85071809
This good enough?

>>85070643
You dumb faggot. Go watch season 2 episode 1. He was wearing a bullet proof vest. 3 slugs into his vest. None hit him, but one hits a tick.

Donna's dad holds the bullet up. ”Hell of a way to kill a tick". It's like you guys masturbate to this show and don't even really watch it.

>>85071956
>that white line in the right side

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>tfw borrowed secret history from library

>>85071862
Why do people who don't understand art always cluelessly bring up claims as to its supposed "complexity" or lack thereof.

Stick to math or whatever it is you do, loser.

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>>85071979
fuck, oops.

>>85070574
>>85070935
>>85071642
You smug pricks, see
>>85071971

>>85071971
He specifically says he lifted the bottom of the vest because there was a tick on him, which is how the third bullet actually wounded him. They explain this to the audience like they're explaining it to a retarded person, but it was obviously too much for you.

Are you so retarded that you think a tick would stop a bullet from penetrating someone? I refuse to believe that someone this dumb can even use a computer.

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>>85072017
Nice

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rip thiccfu

FUCK YOU CHAD

>>85071862
You know just because you're too stupid to comprehend it doesn't mean it's bad, right?

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Will we get more of her?

Do you feel like Lynch is making Richard way too "bad"? I mean he literally just going around the town, killing people, stealing shit, and yelling.

>>85072164
No, she was raped and murdered by Richard and fatty Renault, as the latter says on the phone in the sweeping scene

>>85072172
No, not really. He's a drug addict in trouble who has nothing but his freedom or live to lose at this point. It's also possible there's some Lodge shit going on with him as well.

>>85072087
The engorged tick had crawled to the outside of his vest, you dunce. That's why he's out of the hospital the same day, because he wasn't treated for a fucking bullet wound. There's a smashed tick stuck to the bullet.

So stop using your computer, because you're too stupid to understand what was literally explained for you.

>>85072224
He's 100% bobcoop's rapebaby.

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>>85071114

>yfw Dougie got laid

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>>85072030
You HAVE to be trolling. You cannot be as absolutely stupid as you appear to be. They literally mention THREE FUCKING TIMES in Season 2, Episode 1 that his vest was riding up because he adjusted it to find the tick, which is why one of the three bullets penetrated his lower abdomen. Albert even admonishes him for it. Does that look like an appropriate amount of blood for a tick?

>>85072226
Fucking excerpt from the shooting script:

HAYWARD
Let's have you lie back.

Hayward and a Nurse help Cooper lie back. We see there's a bullet partially embedded in his midsection near a rib.

COOPER
Doc, I think I picked up a wood tick last night. While trying to scratch it off I adjusted my vest upwards and I think one shot glanced off the edge of my vest.

HAYWARD
(examining the bullet) Agent Cooper, I'd have to say you're lucky to be alive.

COOPER
I try to tell myself that at least once a day.

>>85069472
kek!

Got a good laugh out of Ben Horne finally cracking due to cunt stress

>>85072172
I actually love how over-the-top evil he is, reminds me of Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet. He's just a compulsive, violent, utterly reprehensible human being which retroactively makes Red making him his bitch back in episode 5 that much more ominous.

>>85072226
Cooper says, in the actual fucking episode: I've been shot. There's a great deal of pain and a fair amount of blood.

It's not blood from a tick, you literal retard.

>>85072428
Dennis Hopper literally was Frank Booth, though

>>85072428
there has to be one actual murderer in the fray

>>85071596
this episode was extremely reddit. you're an idiot and a fraud lynch fan

>>85072488
quaint.

So is Becky's gross addict boyfriend supposed to be Leo version shit point 0?

>>85072488
reddit would be if they used nadine's drape runners to silently open the curtain at glastonbury grove to sneak into the lodge

>>85072172
hes a retarded caricature and the fact that some of /tv/ like it is embarrassing. he isn't parody hes just shit

>>85072524
Leo was just an extreme dick involved in local drug trade. There's more going on with Richard.

>>85072017
Thanks a lot, Anon.

>>85072524
Yes, it's like poetry it rhymes, except Leo was three times more competent than mucus boy, and Leo was never really that competent.
>>85072560
Looks like someone needs to watch the last episode again.

>>85072540
to be fair, reddit would have a conversation about a chair lynch kicked

>>85072560
let's hope so.

to be real tho, y'all know buckhorn isn't a real place in south dakota, right? it's a metaphor...

>>85072226
How is it fucking possible to misinterpret such an easy to follow series so badly? You might be the stupidest person in /tpg/ and that's saying something.

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Ever seen the motion picture by the name of The King and I?

>>85069371

Why would it? Gordon is Coopers old friend and former boss, why wouldn't he and Albert be on his case? I enjoy the buddy cop dynamic between them. I don't even mind Tammy. She's adorable.

>>85072540
This made me legit kek

my biggest frustration is that people fundamentally misunderstand south dakota's geography

buckhorn is a small insignificant mountain that you can literally bicycle to.

real life. please. get it right.

>>85066329

1989. I was born a few days before Laura was killed in the narrative. There's still a good amount of late 80s and early 90s on the site.

>>85072697
Since they toned down the deaf thing a little I don't mind the Lynch screentime, he's pretty much this season's Cooper.

>>85072737
also the town of buckhorn doesn't actually exist.

>>85072758

He has two excuses for the deaf thing too. New tech and Albert is no nonsense.

>>85072737
Hey, you might be shocked to hear this, but did you know the town of Twin Peaks doesn't even exist in real life? What were they thinking? Hope someone got fired for that oversight.

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There’s CUTE where you are going

>>85068976
'It was Rosenfeld' featuring Alicia Gerstein Witt.

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Post characters who are literally you. Pic related, intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

You know im gonna miss Dougies wife,she really grew onto me.
Her life will be ruined once Coop is back. back

>>85072893
The girl is none of that, though.

>>85072806
yeah that cherry pie i ate at that overpriced cafe wasnt real. next thing you'll tell me is that atomic bombs aren't bad for your health.

>>85070116

I don't think she's dumb, I think she's conspiring against the bosses. Well, either that or she's the the gun moll version of Lucy.

>>85072925
How much could a slice of cherry pie cost, like 15 dollars?

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>>85072902
Naomi is hotter than any of the girls from the original show except maybe Shelly.

>>85072920
lel

>>85072927
plot twist lucy and andy were funning the prostitution ring the whole time

>people in my timeline disappointed with new episode
>say the violence against woman is 'uncomfortable'
>say it was gross and unnecessary watching Richard beat people
what the fuck, people actually think characters in a TV show have to be comfortable to watch? What the fuck is a villain? What the fuck is an antagonist? What the fuck?

>>85072940
In order for me to pay 15 dollars for a slice of cherry pie, I would need to have visual evidence 1990 Sherilyn Fenn rubbing her pussy on it.

>>85068908
THICC
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>>85072955

>>85072940
it was 75 dollars for me and me mum. brutal.

>>85072983
Can't have bad guys or conflict in stories nowadays

>>85069274
>with my mind on muffins
>and muffins on my mind

>>85069099
Too many. I want what's left to come to be slightly more Buckhorn, 3 hours in Paris and the rest Another Worlds featuring Bowie.

>>85072325
They literally never say a bullet penetrated him. Not even once. Three hit his vest. One of those three hit a tick on his vest. No, that isn't an appropriate amount of blood for a burst tick. But when he was shot in the season 1 finale, they likely were planning on him actually being shot. But then they had to write their way around it with a ridiculous tick gag. Getting shot point-blank, even with a vest on, will break ribs and make you sore as hell. But believe what you want, you dense motherfucker. I guess they just forgot to give Dougie a bullet wound scar, because none of the hacks involved with the new production could remember what happened on the old one.

>>85072983
At least people in your time line are still watching, with Game of Thrones back it seemed that everyone I know has dropped it.

>>85069298
>says strawman
>pretends to be not be reddit

>>85068908
>Moby in Twin Peaks
>didn't play Go

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I didn't feel outraged or sad at all at richard abusing his grandma like that but fuck the whole johnny thing is depressing, especially when he's on the ground and baring his teeth

tards really get to me I suppose

>>85071209

I don't get it either. I loved it, but then I find that Las Vegas mobster plotline pretty engaging. Still puzzles me why people think it's the worst most of episode 3, 4 and 5 (arguably also 6) felt a lot like filler.

>>85073029
That picture is from Season 2, Episode 1, you fucking dimwit.

>>85073029
Coop being healed of his bullet wound is the key to all of this

Remember when Leland had his wound healed by BOB at the end of FWWM?

BRAVO LYNCH

>>85072393
And it doesn't play out like that in the episode. Re-watch the damn thing. 18 min in.

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Who's the other guy

I watched GoT and Twin Peaks one after the other (GoT first because I watch it with someone else and they don't watch Twin Peaks). The change in quality was jarring; we're so lucky to have this series of Twin Peaks

>>85073102
Scientist Man

>>85073095
Yes, that dialogue was cut, but it was obviously the intention because it was in the initial script. Cooper himself says he was bleeding. You are literally the only person in the world who believes what you're saying.

>>85073068
That picture? Who are you replying to?

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>BOB in control of Leland when he doesn't need to pretend he's Leland is batshit insane and hysterical
>BOB in control of DoppleCoop where he can do whatever he wants is the modern anti-hero

>>85072172
>>85072554

You could say exactly the same for season 1 Leo.

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>>85073102
Dr. Sam Loomis

>>85073140
He specifically DOESN'T say he's bleeding. He says there's a lot of blood.

>>85070988
Fuck off Lane Bryant.

>>85073162
Ǝlɘɔƚɿiɔiƚy

>go into series expecting coffee and Audrey
>turns out to be a gritty episodic show about the effects of drugs and addiction
BRAVO LYNCH

>>85073162
it's not hard to understand
leland was a good guy so he rebelled against BOB and his influence. I remember in one of early dance scenes some music comes on and he tries to resist against dancing but it looks like he's forced into it by some internal force
dopplecoop is already evil and he doesn't fight against BOB's influence, making things smoother

>>85073163
yeah, season 1 Leo isn't great either. your point?

>>85073215

>turns out to be a gritty episodic show about the effects of drugs and addiction

Pretty much everything Laura did leading to her death was to feed her cocaine addiction.

>>85073191
Why the fuck would he say it that way if it wasn't his blood? Why wouldn't he say it was a tick? If he didn't get shot, and all 3 bullets went into the vest, why would they REPEATEDLY mention that he moved the vest up? You seriously cannot be this dense.

>>85073123
I've never watched GoT in my life, is it really that bad or is it just average, especially compared to The Return?

>>85073216
Then what about when they trick BOB and put him in the cell? He was in full control of Leland at that point

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I saw someone in an earlier thread reference an interview with maclachlan where he says lynch went into a shed for a few days to make some prop that he wouldn't show anyone
anyone got a source on that?

>>85073220

That Leo, while not being a particulary nuanced character, still fit into his role as a minor antagonist and a character who's fun to hate just finde and I think so does Richard.

>>85073029
LOL those assisstants cant reliable place a whiskey glass so i wouldn't place too much importance on them. even even coop had a penance scar, doughie will have no scars.

>>85073274
It wasn't a prop, he was talking about part 8.

>>85073263
Leland gave up.

>>85073245
It was pretty good for the first 3-4 seasons and has been on a steady decline since. Not even close to the Return

>>85073245
season 1 is fine, seasons 2 to 6 are fucking awful and the definition of meme television (i.e. the show is built around moments that make for good tumblr gifs, not even kidding here).
People like to make up rankings because one may be slightly less shit than the other, but overall it's just trash television with admittedly decent production values and good battle scenes

>>85073236
True. But 90s soap opera pastiche didn't allow for the same level of disgust in this series. Plus there's a lot of seemingly inconsequential episodes on addiction (e.g. the kid across the road from Dougie's spare home; the two young women at the end of ep9)

>>85073191
Albert Rosenfield: There's an epidemic of multiple gunshot wounds following this chick around. She is a menace.
Dale Cooper: I'll talk to her. Maybe she'll confess. Turn herself in.
Albert Rosenfield: Maybe she'll grow wings and join the circus.

You know it's an anonymous board and you don't have to defend your honor after being so wrong, right? There's no need to be so stubborn.

>>85073274
oh david. im glad he still draws and paints and tries. i admire that about him.

So Naomi Watts just raped Dougie, right?

>>85073309
And BOB was in full control, screaming and acting just about the opposite of how he does as DoppleCoop

>>85073245
Started off good but, since it became popular for being a show where 'lol omg main character ded' it has become solely that. It's now garbage mostly, but I still watch it because there are rare moments of exceptional quality.

>>85073263
good point, I suppose he has full control starting from when leland's hair turns white
the main difference may be that BOB/leland didn't really have an endplan beyond murdering and raping people while BOB/dopplecoop are actually working towards something and committed to it
also I get the feeling dopplecoop was more in control and BOB was an accessory

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DPueogi just want eat cake

>>85073336
He's pretty well regarded as a painter though. He's having a big exhibit here next year and I'm really looking forward to seeing his work

>>85073305
what did he say in the interview then?

>>85073346
DoppleCoop gives in willingly, its basically symbiosis and he gets perks in return.

>>85073274
DUDE LOOK AT MY ART SO WEIRD XD

DOES IT MAKE SENSE IN THE CONTEXT OF THE SHOW? WHO CARES - I'M A SELF-INDULGENT FAGGOT

>>85073339
yeah, basically. it's not like he could refuse.

>>85073288
nice dubs. I liked the running over the boy scene because it was so over the top and ironic, but everything since has been pathetic and cloying. Richard has no screentime that isn't just to mock him or have him be evil and edgy. next episode hell be stomping puppies and screaming "cunt" into a megaphone

>>85073381
But BOB was never calm and collected in the first two seasons

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>>85073372

Dougie! You will eat my pie!

>>85069536
Yep, I agree. My sister loved the 2 first seasons. I couldn't get her to watch the third without telling me to go suck a dick.

I mean this show is like a weird fetish. Either you love it or you hate it. I guess this could be compared to having a date with this one amazing girl and then it turns out she has a really weird fetish after a few months of knowing her that might put you off or just happen to be a perfect match.

>>85071209

Same. After the Lynch extravaganza episode, things are starting to tie together but people just want to continue to keep bitching. It's pretty shocking to search Twin Peaks on tumblr a site known for it's misandry and see so many people saying Cooper was raped.

>>85073411
Guess he got cured from aids.

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>>85073274
dOgie want thos cookies

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>>85073415
DOegi want chocelot cake

>>85073426
>many
why do you guys keep inventing this kind of shit because you saw one or two (probably satirical) posts claiming that.

>>85070421
>twin peaks
>plot development
this is why you're failing

>>85073411
he was when he got his way. BOB just wants to do some nice lil murders and drugs. if you don't like that maybe you'll have a problem

>>85073455

Why don't you go on tumblr yourself and look?

>>85073330
He was obviously wounded. A bullet slamming into your vest fucks you up. His broken ribs are bullet wounds. A co-worker of mine was shot in the abdomen and survived. You know how long he was in the hospital? Hint: more than just a few hours.

Somebody straight up ask Lynch about the exploded tick at Comic-Con next week.

>>85073475
i mean for real that dog leg in my trunk is totally ok and wait that kilo of coke that i've dived p deep into is ok too

NEW
>>85073534
>>85073534
>>85073534

>>85073521
>Doc, when the will is invoked, the recuperative powers of the physical body are simply extraordinary.

What is plot convenience?

>>85073569
What is: changing the shooting script to avoid any mention of a bullet in the belly, because walking away from that is dumb, so let's say "hell of a way to kill a tick" instead?

>>85073517
Yeah, there's like 4 or 5 people actually upset about it and don't understand it's used for storytelling rather than just Lynch enjoying beating women. Compare that to the amount of angry nerds on here because the new Doctor Who is a woman. There's not some massive outrage.

>>85073655
Yes, but they didn't remove the fact that Cooper's moving of his vest allowed him to be shot. In fact they hammer it home. If it's what you said, they literally wouldn't have mentioned it. Why would moving his vest be important if all three shots hit the vest? Why would Albert reprimand him for it?

So when is Coop coming back?

>>85073655
Dude just take the L. Cooper got shot and one bullet penetrated. He recovered quickly because it's television. This has never been disputed in the history of Twin Peaks.

>>85073755
never

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>>85073450
oh I'll give you chocolate cake alright

>>85072955
Nothing can beat audrey in her prime days

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>>85068908

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>>85073102