Do girls really do this?

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>>84771970
>2011

>>84772001
PARTY ROCKERS IN DA HOUSE TONIGHR

Worst character in the show.

>>84772022
EVERYBODYS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>84772084
CAUSE WE GON MAKE YOU MEEEM TONIGHT

>>84772084
AND WE CAN MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND

>>84771970
Give pusy

>>84771970

What the fuck is she doing?

>>84772150
Search your feelings. You know it to be true

What is she doing exactly?

>>84771970
If you have a little pencil dick (Less than '6 and less than '4 girth) or you're not getting her in the mood then yeah.

Women like 2 types of sex depending on their state of mind
>The lovey dovey slow gentle, fuck me like i'm a princess in a movie
>Split my pussy you caveman, make me feel like a little girl getting fucked for the first time by a dude fresh out of jail

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Do boys really do this?

>>84772228
>virgin detected
No woman ever wants type 1

>>84772306
explain please

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Why didn't they went there? It would have been 10/10

>>84772374
Looks to me she want to preggers but don't want the process of making

>>84772374
After masturbating for too many years your dick will get desensitized and you won't be able to cum just from fugging bussy, since your dick is used to cumming from your hand

>>84771970
you can tell she's with a white guy lol

>>84772309
I've had to do that couple of times. It's almost impossible to pull off unless you really like her.

If you pick up a chick from tinder or a nightclub then you are correct however.

That's a dildo right?

>>84772439
lol niggers smell too bad to be near

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>>84772439
Oh yes, the mighty bbc

>>84771970
>swn verbally abuse you after you disappoint her sexually
;_;

>>84771970

only when the guys dick is too small.

yes but only if its your older sister

>>84772434
So?

>>84772374
It doesn't even make sense if you've seen the show. They're not trying to get her pregnant, she's not into it, and he is an otherwise normal hipster. They're were trying to imply that he's bad in bed, leaving her unsatisfied, but instead came up with whatever the fuck that was.

>>84772499
>what are growers

Why the fuck are people so uneducated on sexual health?

>>84772439
Because she doesn't have a black eye?

>>84771970

My ex used to do this

But she'd inevitably cum in 35s and leave me wet and hard still.

I'd wait until she got up to clean off then go jerk off in her flipflops

>>84773501
Lucky

>>84773275
>Why the fuck are people so uneducated on sexual health?
It starts with R and ends with epublicans

>>84773596
Why are you making this political? I'd like to see facts not bias opinions and bait.

>>84773596

WASP/Religion/Republicans/White people

Basically like 75% of North America is a wasteland ridden with churches and crusty old white fucks which leads to problems like that.

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>>84772228
>If you have a little pencil dick (Less than '6 and less than '4 girth)
5.5 inches and not girthy here.

LENGTH: I've slept with a lot of women and the length of my dick has only ever been an issue once. even with a dick of my size i have had it bump against several cervixes. some women love it, some don't. some like it a bit, some really want it. The combination of a woman with both a deep cervix and desire to have it pounded during sex is something i've only encountered once, and after the second or third time we had sex we knew it wasn't working and parted ways.

GIRTH: no way around it, girth is a plus. if like me you're not girthy and it's turning out to be a problem, just experiment a bit and find angles that work for both of you. Having said that, my sexual relationship with someone has never felt lesser or incomplete because of the girth of my penis.

Having said all this, >>>/r9k/ you fucking nerds

>>84773629
>Why are you making this political?
Republicans end sex ed when they run things, stupid.

>>84773671
Stop please, I grew up in a Catholic community and went to Catholic school.

Sexual health education was actually adequate. Maybe its the more hardline Christians, I don't know though because I'm not American.

Also you both sound like Leddit commenters desu

>>84773713
He's talking about flyover evangelicals who are educated into creationism, most americans despise catholics so it's not really the same at all

>>84773671
>>84773596
Basically like all Americans are fat right. We're all racist and love guns too because the outliers are the ones that seem to correctly portray how the majority of the American culture actually is.

>>84771970
Who was she shagging in this scene? Haven't watched Skins in fucking ages

>>84773766
That's true actually, I should have realised what you mean considering all my American Irish and Italian relatives are catholics and democract votes. Also all highly educated.

>>84771970
>Do girls really do this?

Sometimes I think people who make these movies are literally autistic virgins. No woman ever does that during sex like "she cant feel anything and is bored" Women always act if sex is the MOST PAINFUL thing ever, moaning and grunting and rushing me to finish. No way she was taking a dick and had zero reaction.

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>>84773840

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>been out drinking all night
>get home at 6 in the morning with GF/ conquest for the night after you've smoked two packs of cigerattes and puked twice
>you're way more drunk than her
>get in bed
>half asleep you go "wanna do it?"
>she reluctantly says yes / throws you one to be nice
>climb on top of you and ride your sloppy whiskey dick for 5 minutes until you fall asleep / orgasm

it happens, sex isn't always this hot and steam experience, regardless of your dick sze

>>84773713

Catholic, eh?

I guess one would tend to learn more about general sexuality and health when as a child they had to after suck off their local priest.

>>84773840
this, ive never fucked a women who seemed to be enjoying it.

>>84773687
shut up dicklet

>>84773766
>>84773671
18% of the US population is rural you fat shit

>>84773989
That probably says more about you than it does women

>>84773922
>le pedo priests meme

based retard

>>84774021
he said they were in pain, his dick might actually be uncomfortably large

>>84771970
>do degenerated people do degenerated things?
golly gee, I don't know man.

>>84772228
8" x 6" whiteboi here, can confirm

>>84772499
damn, wtf brotha? this negro out here makin' us look bad af, smdh

>>84773922
You know when I posted my comment I expected this reply. It almost put me off writing it but whatever.

>>84772309
>No woman ever wants type 1

You got this from your extensive experience watching hardcore porn?

>>84773778
It's funny because the fat people in america ALWAYS come from single moms, minorities or kids with a cucked liberal dad. Every other normal kid plays a sport and doesn't eat sugar all day leading to a lack of obesity. Search your heart you know this to be true.

>>84773840
well Judd Apatow makes movies, so...yes.

>>84772149
badabum, badabased

>>84774044
>>84774044
not really, i have a seven-inch dick and work hard to please them and its always takes me forever to cum in a condom (I dont think ive ever actually cummed while wearing a condom), so stamina isnt an issue, women are just uppity cunts who are dead fish. anyways, sex is ive had sex with three women, and it was always awkward as fuck and they all rush me to finish and bark orders at me while we fuck, making me nervous and making me take longer to cum, Women act as if sex is the most painful experience for some reason. Also, even the hottest, cleanest girl starts to sweat and smell gross within a few minutes of initiating sex. Also, vagina is literally a meme, fucking a vagina literally is the exact same sensations as fucking my lubed had, except my hand doesnt rush me to finish and yell at me if I get an awkward position wrong

>>84774044
Shut up whore
Nobody cares

>>84772306
maybe?

>>84771970
No, because obviously there would be an argument within thirty seconds if she acted like that. People seem to think that sex is some special alternate dimension where everyone acts in ways that have no resemblance to social behavior. Fucking is like any kind of relating, only more so. Do you think you would be able to continue having sex with someone who conveyed this level of contempt and uninterest? Do you think it would even get to the point of get getting onto your dick, with that attitude?

>>84774259

>That first accidental wrong hole

Sure, you can explain the FIRST one away, but how does one cover for the second and third?

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>tfw tiny pencil dick
>tfw I'll NEVER be able to satisfy a woman like God intended
Truly a fate worse than death. Jdimsa

>>84774259
You just need to find a woman who isn't a total cunt, man. You only fucked three so far, so there are others out there.

>>84774351
women can satisfy themselves with their fingers

>>84774351

Learn to eat pussy.

Use both hands.

???

Profit

>>84774259
Is this copypasta (it is now)

>>84773921
For you maybe it's not

>>84774343
*of her getting onto

>>84774351
>satisfy a woman
>God intended

It's a sin for a woman to experience pleasure

t. Mohammad

>>84774378
no women can ever respect a man that eats pussy.in her mind, he instantly becomes her cuck the moment he eats her out. its an inherently submissive action, like sucking dick. youre basically signaling to the girl you lpwant her so much youre willing to lick and kiss and suck on her stunky fuckhole where dozens of men have cummed

>>84774259
>and it was always awkward as fuck and they all rush me to finish and bark orders at me while we fuck
lmao I've fucked prostitutes like this. Didn't know normal girls did that.

>>84774351
just get her a bull, it's the same thing

How do I learn to fuck women like they're pieces of shit that don't deserve to fuck me? How do I find a girl that will let me fuck them like their literal garabage?

>>84774427

>Dozens

There's your problem. Stay away from sluts. They'll ALWAYS be a problem.

>>84774351
Most women get more powerful orgasms from their clits anyway, providing you can train yourself to eat pussy - which is mostly about tongue stamina and breath control - you'll be golden. The ideal sex for a woman is that you spend about 40 minutes licking her cunt and then she brings off your dick with her cunt in two minutes.

>>84772434
Your 100% wrong though it's how hard you wrap your hand around it dumbass.

lol, I don't even know what else to say to this type of threads.

anyways, you will always be that girl that bragged bout her sexual exploits to me

>>84774427
This. Also it causes throat cancer (look it up).

Anilingus is okay though.

>>84774378
Yeah I don't eat pussy any more. The girl I'm with can cum in about five minutes and then every two or three after that. Make it a dozen in the first half hour.

>>84774463

Yup.

A hour of pussy eating will wreck your mouth though.

Also look out for yeast infections. Oh boy.

This board is full of the DUMBEST fucking people.
You cum guzzlers make /pol/ look like geniuses.
You could all die in a grease fire and it would be a waste of grease.
Fuck you.

>>84774473
Who the fuck are you even talking to dood

>>84774458
>There's your problem. Stay away from sluts. They'll ALWAYS be a problem.

I live in nyc. No fuckable girl in her 20's has had sex with less than few dozen men

>>84774501
Post tits or gtfo

>>84773275
black people can't be growers

>>84774530

Go younger.

>>84774510
his tulpa
bunch of slack jawed faggots in here

>>84774501
I am quite certain that atleast 80% of posts in this thread are ironic shitposting, maybe yours included.

>>84774454
The biggest element is physical fitness. If you have the physical strength and stamina to jackhammer, women who want to be jackhammered will gravitate to you. If you can't master a woman physically, they'll detect that too. What nobody tells you is that women only submit convincingly to men who *could* rape them if they wanted to. If you look like you're an even match for them in strength, or might even be overpowered by them, their submission will never be convincing to them or to you.

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What does a vagina feel like?

>>84774510
a girl that gets triggered every time she is reminded she had sex.
>>84774566
don't even know wtf a tulpa is.

>>84774584
Bags of salt sand

>>84774584

Buy a fleshlight, fuck it for six months without washing it.

That's what your average vagina will smell and feel like, except it only costs you $50 or so once.

>>84774581
>being overpowered by a woman
>ever

But then I forget this faggot ass website is full of manlet stick figures that have mastered the art of fitting a bed post up their anuses.

>>84774584
Mayo jar

>>84773989
>this, ive never fucked a women

fixed it for you sweetie

>>84772434 is half-right, >>84774472, but the main issue is that when you masturbate, you don't need to get hard enough to penetrate, only hard enough not to bend your dick as you whack it. The result of being a long-term masturbator is that when you're with a woman, nerves + being used to cumming when only semi-hard mean that you can't get hard enough for her to get it inside her.

t. guy who knows :(

>>84774584
It feels like you're blowing all of your dignity into a smelly rotten fish hole and then you get to lose half your stuff.

>>84774200
I know someone who has 2 parents both super republican and they are all fat as hell because they know shit about nutrition and exercise. I also the opposite of that who is also fat for the same reason. It's almost as if uninformed glutenous people get fat regardless of politics.

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>>84774618

is a flower

>>84774476
No it fucking doesn't, that was some baffling shit from Michael Douglas, a supposed sex addict who seemingly fears the puss.

>>84774581
I better start lifiting then. I hate women so much I just want to let them know that they are nothing more than walking fuckholes to me.

>>84774581
I'm 6' 150 lbs and whether a woman feels like you could rape her is in my estimation more of a question of your personality than physical intimidation. Though I can see that they might complement each other.

>>84774560
I don't think it's legal to fugg 12 year olds.

>>84774656
you've just got low test my man

t. guy whos probably been jerking it since before you were even born and still gets solid as a rock

>>84774739

If you don't like the bitch though, your dick knows.

You can't fake it with a cock.

>>84774454
>How do I find a girl that will let me fuck them like their literal garabage?
hoo boy they are more common than you'd think

>>84774631
I didn't say they could be, I said if they look like they could be. The point is, flabby guys, fat guys and guys who never exercise would, in a genuinely fierce struggle, lose energy before the woman would. Stamina is as important as initial strength.

>>84774761
well then just leave
if women have no problem walking out on a guy who's small, then you should have no problem walking out of a girl who's fat/smells/has beef curtains/whatever the fuck it is about her that's bothering you

84774773
You're missing a key part of the question
>How do I find a girl that will let ME fuck them like their literal garabage?

>>84774714
Godspeed, brother.

>>84771970
>eyes diluted
she's horny or on drugs

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Girls don't actually like sex do they?

>>84774773
Yeah but are they hot?

>>84774723
They're not going to tell you or themselves that that's what it's about, but the capacity has to be there for the kind of sex the anon I was replying to is looking for.

>>84774802
0 because I'm not a worthless normalfag.

>>84774802
25, 11, lost my virginity at 15

>>84774795
>The point is, flabby guys, fat guys and guys who never exercise would, in a genuinely fierce struggle, lose energy before the woman would.
How fucking stupid are you? Do I have to clap in between syllables to make your dumb nigger ass unnastan?
NO WOMAN WHO ISN'T AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE COULD EVER OVERPOWER A MAN.
Unless he's some dyel dipshit. You act like men have to be adonis' to ever overpower a girl.
Jesus you fucking nerds are so obvious. None of you have ever been in a fucking fight.
Stupid bitch stop replying.

>>84774832

Flushed, too.

>>84774855
from my experience, the hotter they are, the harder they want you to choke them

>>84774351
It's really all because of Feminism, left-wing politics and modernity.

Before the sexual revolution the man and women often wouldn't have sex before marriage, or if they did they neither had had sex with many before.
Thus both men and women, could experience love more organically, and less mechanically, reductionist. Neither would have unrealistic expectations.
I'd bet a lot that the love life of the average, british victorian couple was many times more satisfying than todays average.

Feminism, modernity and left-wing politics ruined this. Reminder, left-wingers wants female sexual liberation (which means widespread promiscuity because social pressure is never at 0, but always in some way or another). Left-wingers want women to sleep with tens or hundreds of men, they want women to only accept the top 20%.
This is the result of left-wing politics.

>>84774739
Did you have an unbroken sexual diet of fapping for years, though?

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>>84774802
>>84774871
NORMIES >>>/out/

>>84774855
Yeah they're hot

>>84774849
Not with you they don't.

>>84772499
I like the huge fake dong 50 gives himself

is it normal for your dick to smell really fishy even 1 week after having sex without a condom?

>>84774901
I'm pretty sure I have aspergers or something dude. I'm too smart and too mean to hang out with normies. Also I've been on 4chan since before I lost my virginity over a decade ago. Remember, I'm here forever.

>>84774925
n-no bully

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>>84774802
1, sad I know
lost virginity at 19
The break up really fucked me up so now I spend my time working on cars and running a business

>>84774946
Yeah that makes sense. Having sex with a condom is stupid anyway so don't worry about it.

>>84774895
>>84774908
Sounds good. I can't wait to hate fuck some dumb whores.

>>84774876
You're the one who doesn't understand. You've just said a "dyel dipshit" would be an exception, so maybe you're finally getting it. The issue is stamina and the impression made on the woman. Could JonTron overpower a woman? Sure. Could he do it comfortably? No. Could he do it with confidence and consistency? Hell no. Could a woman feel mastered by him? Obviously not.

>>84775001
t. Pope

>>84774989
I don't believe that story you're telling me. It's macabre.

>>84775013
It's actually harder to find one who knows what they're doing. 90% of women in the sexual market no matter what they look like are dead fish and you can throw em around

>>84774901
I used to think I was never gonna get laid. I graduated high school a kissless virgin. When I started college, I decided to go for a friend group that was the complete opposite to what I was used to.

I was able to befriend some """"cool""""" guys, and once I was in their friend group, the rest was cake. Of course as guys do, they talked about pussy all the time and shit and I had close to zero experience. But I was able to 'fake it till I made it' and soon I was just one of them, going out to parties with em, getting fucked up and talking to girls.

We can all make it bros.

>>84774802
26
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>>84773596
>>84773671
Yes, leftypol. What we need is more promiscuity to fix the problems promiscuity has brought.

Thank god we're finally past marriages, monogamy and family right?

>>84775063
God, how depressing it must be to actually hate yourself so much you force yourself to become a degenerate normalfag.

>>84775040
sometimes I write is so hard, I rip the skin

>>84774832
Probably either on drugs or given that look to seem "insane" because that was her plotline.

>>84775025
You must be some skinny fat fucktard that's only played video games his entire life
>JonTron
In fact I know you are! You faggot ass losers from /v/ should stop posting, especially about shit you know nothing about.
You honestly think if a man and a woman get into a fight, they're going to tie up mma style until one gets tired and immediately pulled into a submission? Lolno.
The man would probably start bashing her face in and tear her clothes and fuck her when she's unconscious. Then smother the bitch.
Go back to your femdom doujinshis dyel dipshit.

>>84774802
>yall
Go die in a ditch worthless redditor scum.

>>84775030
I fuck desperate girls and "pull out"

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31 year old virgin here, can you beat that?

>>84775155
How do you know which girls are desperate?

>>84775112
More sex education, which was the basis of the question, doesn't increase promiscuity

>>84774584
warm apple pie

>>84775121
When you have sex, all your qualms about normality will disappear instantly. I was scared of life for years, now girls choke me and call me daddy.

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This thread makes me want to kill myself.

Consider yourselves lucky if I don't take anyone with me

>>84775150
Except no one would want to rape an unconscious chick you fucking retard. Of course a man could easily knock a woman out. But physically dominating them to rape them while they still struggle is a lot different.

>>84775150
No, I've never played video games. Try reading, you insecure beta. I said "look like", I said "stamina". You're not going to get any nearer to getting laid by pretending to be Popeye on a Tibetan basket-weaving forum.

>>84775176
It's pretty easy to evaluate a woman's personality. Does she spend all her time with her friends or on social media? Desperate. I've been to therapy for a few years and I don't want to say I manipulate people but it becomes easier to understand what motivates them.

>>84775194
so you get brainwashed by some chemicals in their cunts or something? and become a good little goy/

>>84775121
Yes, keep using that cool 4chan lingo to make yourself feel better. What does that shit even mean? to be honest, Im still such a fucking nerd. I build computers, Im still on 4chan after fucking 7 years. I just have friends now though that do normal activities, and actually fuck girls. Just because you are some sad, degenerate NEET, you don't have to attempt to make other people feel bad for ACTUALLY HAVING SEX. You're so fucking pathetic.

>>84773596
>It starts with R and ends with epublicans
Retarded PC Liberals who hate Republicans

>>84775212
>back to his mma faggot fantasies

You're gone man, too much media has fried your brain.
Don't forget to hang yourself when your k/d ratio takes a hit, dumbass.

>>84774802
22 - 0
I am studying to become a wizard, i won't let earthly pleasures take that away from me!

>>84775242
>spending time with your friends=desperate

The psychological geniuses of /tv/ have outdone themselves this time

>>84775249
Yet here you are justifying and explaining yourself to a "degenerate NEET"

>>84775176
They're willing to fuck him

>>84775276
>having a friends at all

Wanna know how I know you're a fucking faggot?

>>84775245
No, you get what you really want, what every man really wants, and nothing can hurt you anymore.

>>84774584
salty coins and rusty milk

>>84775239
>i use buzzwords for an argument

We got a real Einstein here.

>>84775276
If you're an adult and you can't manage to live your life without friends, and still manage having a few relationships on the side to complement whatever you really have going on, you have problems.

>>84774584
I prefer the mouth

>>84775276
The anon said "all". Try leaving your room and you will eventually notice enough social behavior to acquire a sense of nuance.

>>84775330
Bullshit. You'll grow up one day kiddo. One day.

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>>84775374
You would you flying faggot

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>>84771970
>that scar on her forehead
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You people are pathetic. There is nothing wrong with having friends, with having sex, with actually trying to be a successful, functioning member of society. It's one thing to be a filthy NEET, but to pretend that your lifestyle is nothing more than a reflection of your cowardice is beyond sad.

>all of the faggy reddit queers in this thread defending m'lady's honor

You homos are a meme of a human being.

>>84774351
most women can't cum vaginally, they all try it with huge dildos exactly the way they would want it and nothing works
besides, sex is about the bonding experience, not the orgasm...or at least it should be imo

>>84774832
>she's riding a dick
>with such boring expression and no pleasure whatsoever on her face
>b-but her eyes are diluted, she must be super horny

you're not just a virgin you're a total retard.

>>84775424
>nothing wrong with being a degenerate fucktoy

Actually educated people would like to have a word with you.

>>84772309
Seriously nigger? When you're deep into that puppy love phase they do like the first one.

>>84775179
>sex education
It's laughable how ""enlightened""" liberal minded people like yourself believe you're being apolitical about sex-education. There's no way to do it without a political bias, and what you fucks are advocating for certainly has a political bias. A political bias towards promiscuity, a political bias that will lead to more teen pregnancies (oh, but what does it matter, they can just get abortions anyway amirite), a bias that will lead to more std's (which of course is always solved by more of the ""enlightened", "modern", "shame-free" sex-education, a political bias that will lead to more aim-less superficial people, and less and less healthy relationships and values.

It all goes with the endless spiel that "teens are going to drink alcohol and have relationships anyway" (which in the last decades has transformed to something more like "teens are going to do drugs and sleep-around anyway").
Which of course is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

>>84772033
after freddy you mean

>>84775465
>or on drugs
besides she's acting out a sex scene, it wouldnt be far fetched for her to be horny

>>84775399
I'm trying to help you, dude. It's true. You want to get laid, and all your bluffing is an attempt to cover up the real reason for your anger and frustration. Once you fuck, it just goes, seriously. I felt entirely different after losing my virginity.

>>84775465

She may just be a frigid/contrary cunt though.

Whether she's "Feeling" it or not.

>>84775201
No one wants to be with you in life or death lol

>>84775472
Dude, I have a degree in finance from an Ivy league school. I'm pretty sure I'm more educated than some NEET trying to argue that having sex and friends is somehow a bad thing.

>>84775457
Say that to the woman you're not giving orgasms to. You'll never get to fuck her again

implying u ever fucked anyone

>>84775424
people cant handle the possibility that the way they live their life isnt the true way. if theyre really pathetic then why does it bother you what they think so badly?

>>84775511
I'm not a virgin, it's not some miracle cure that's going to make your psoriasis go away and make people actually like you.
It's a farce. You dumb gen z queers act like sex is all you need to be happy. That's not how it works.

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>>84774802
I'm 27 and a kissless touchless virgin.
No idea if my dick is a problem, like if it would be too small or big or whatever.
nobody has ever seen my dick.

>>84775502
haven't you read the thousand actors speaking of how it's not hot at all to pretend you're fucking with 20 people around you?
Also.. it's not like she's pretending to being slammed against a wall, she's literally jumping on a bed. She's def not horny IRL, and her character is not supposed to be horny either

>>84775502
Yes it would, acting sexy in front of a room full of technicians and blinding lights isn't sexy. The real answer is that the actress is wearing contacts because she's either high in this scene, or meant to look nuts because her character's plotline was being the hot crazy chick.

>>84772306
is that MJ and Spiderman home cumming?

>>84775520
Why don't you try using your high end degree to read words and evaluate criticisms of your lifestyle without bias. Maybe you're still a child in more ways than you know.

>>84775524
I'm 25 and have had sex with 6 different women in my life. Don't project your virgin insecurities onto me.
Besides, they don't expect you to make them orgasm vaginally. Everyone's body is different and reacts to different things in different ways. Just go out of your way to please her with your hands and/or mouth and she'll appreciate it. Women aren't the monsters you think they are just like men aren't the monsters they think we are. The vast majority of both are sane and agreeable.

>>84774568
I'm the one who made the post about having a tiny dick and I can assure you I'm not being ironic.

>>84775566

tbqh sex without emotion is outclassed by taking a trip over to the zoo board on 8ch and edging for four hours.

>>84775520
>degree in (((finance)))

Come back when you've actually mastered something with academic merit, rather than just being a glorified con artist kikeboi.

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>thought it was Effy thread
>it's just kissless virgins projecting their crippling insecurities onto each other

>>84775612

>Women aren't the monsters you think they are

Confirmed for two dads and never haven been in the same room with a woman alone for more than forty-five seconds.

>>84775652
This
What a fucking shitshow this thread's become

>>84775566
I don't have psoriasis, I guess you do and that's why your one fuck left you ashamed and frustrated. I'm not especially disliked, but I no longer care if people like me or not, or the degree of like or dislike they feel. I don't worry about minor shit anymore. Sex isn't all you need to be happy, but it is what most of us need to not be depressed.

>>84774191
>he makes tender love to women
Kek. Bet they let you down gentle after the second fuck when you start crying

>>84775612
you sound like a reasonable guy so sorry for being a douche, but seriously, you gotta make her orgasm at least half the times you fuck or else it's gonna go wrong. Vaginally, orally, fingering, using toys, letting a black male do what you cant.. whatever you want but she's gotta cum

>>84775652
Not entirely, some of us are trying to help them.

>>84775543
>the true way

Get a load of this fucking faggot! I bet you're religious too, aren't you dipshit?

>>84774739
advice? age? you sport? eat a lot? job? high blood pressure?

>>84771970
What actress is this?

>>84775683
I guess I didn't imply that making her orgasm as best you can is what's most important. You'd be surprised how many women have trouble orgasming even by themselves. Just don't take it personally if you try and nothing seems to work the first few times. Be patient, she's probably self-conscious about it.

>>84775661
Nah, dad died at a young age and I was raised by my mom and sister mostly, both of whom are great people. I'm sorry you have poor judgment and don't know how to see the red flags in relationships.

>>84775675
You are fucking dumb.
God
I guess idiocracy was the fucking truth. Go look for your missing tooth Jethro.

>>84772306
I do it

>>84775683
The guy said "vaginally". There are enough women who get almost nothing or nothing from vaginal sex that one feminist was able to advance a theory that vaginal orgasms were a male meme. Read again, you're not disagreeing with the anon.

I'm honestly shocked at the current state of this website. Yeah, we made racist jokes sometimes, but it was all fun, right? At the end of the day, we all voted for Obama, we all supported gay marriage, and we all opposed racist conservative christians. But now? Our entire fucking site is subverted because of fucking nazis.

The internet is OUR platform. the LIBERAL platform. Racism, sexism, misogyny, were all confirmed to be left in the past because millenials are the most left-wing generation of all time. So why in the FUCK, do we still have to deal with nazis IN TWENTY-FUCKING-SEVENTEEN? Despite how much you wanna cry about how it's just a conspiracy and a boogeyman, Russian hackers ARE real, and this site is proof. We went from one of the most liberal sites in the world to supporting Orange Fucking Hitler? Nah, that's not normal progression because people only get more liberal with age, just like how you get smarter with age.

Threads like these just show that we need MUCH more strict moderation around here. I'm sick of all of this shit. Fuck Nazis, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Hitler, Fuck Drumpf, Fuck White Pride, and FUCK REPUBLICANS. Just fucking nuke this site already.

>>84775769
Weak, man. Just let it go.

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>>84772434
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DELETE THIS WTF
Please be lying please

>>84775834
The only think weaker than your arguments are your erections.
I bet youre the shithead half a page up who's whining he's perpetually soft because he's a raging closetcase.
Just end yourself faggot.

>>84775810

Gas the sandniggers.

Heil Drumpf

>>84775837
I'm afraid it's true, see also >>84774656

>>84775810 is obviously >>84775873 trying to shit the thread because he gave himself away. Sad.

>>84775837

It is true, actually.

Deep throat and anal better anyway.

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>>84774802
23 and 1, lost it at 20.

I don't know or care if that's considered "pathetic" by normies, I've come to terms with the fact that I just don't like most people.

I'm probably a "Chad" by robot standards but it doesn't make a difference if you hate the Stacy's that only want you to validate their own existence through social media. All I want is a girl who actually likes me for who I am, not some random fat bitch that just wants to fuck for no reason. I've been in those situations and I can't even get a hard on if I'm not emotionally attracted to a girl. And the only girl I've ever been with that I could feel that emotional attachment to cheated on me because I wasn't the facebook prom king or whatever the fuck she thought I was

That was 3 years ago and I haven't been with anyone since because I end up getting annoyed by the girls I've been out with.

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>>84774656
>you can't get hard enough for her to get it inside her.

haha what an embarassing situation i wonder if it would lead to emotional abuse and blackmail haha please elaborate

>>84772434
But circumcision doesn't ruin our dicks. hehe right? :^)

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>>84775173
34 here, what do I win?

>>84774870
I kek'd

Yes. Get to know women and they'll be happy to tell you how much routine, dissatisfying sex they have for various reasons. To make someone they like happy, to get him off her case, because they want something from them, etc. Many guys care only that they get to fuck and don't really care about making it a satisfying experience for their partner.

The upside is if you do take the time to figure out how to be good at sex and take the woman's needs into account, being sure to bring them to orgasm at least once, you'll find yourself both with an excellent reputation that will help you get further laid, and earn a lot of loyalty from the women you do it with. Plus as a man you should fucking take pride in your work and that goes double for your sexual prowess.

>>84774656
Pretty much every man is a long-term masturbator

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>>84775960
Another Drumpfy diapey baby needs a change. Sad.

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>>84775810
REMOVE KEBAB
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

>>84775242
>I've been to therapy for a few years and I don't want to say I manipulate people but it becomes easier to understand what motivates them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UKXUJTi6Hg

>>84775063
we're not your bros

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>>84776085
>he voted for the world's BIGGEST FUCKING LOSER

>>84776115
Fuck off, I'm his bro.

>>84774802
I'm 24, been with 5, lost it at 22

>>84774898
Go outside

>>84774898
dont forget that social media sites led to unattractive women having incredibly high standards because beta orbiters compliment them endlessly

>>84773671
>Not educating children on how dicks grow is a problem
Leftism is a mental illness.

>>84776160
he can't, the big scary black man will rob and murder him

>>84773275
I blame protestants.

>Friendly reminder that this Millennial Generation has less sex than almost any generation before it
>Everyone ITT acting like orgies are going on everywhere
>In Japan, no one has sex anymore

Like Foucault said, sex has become discourse. We don't do it, we just talking about it all the time

>>84774656
literally happened for my first time the other week. We still fucked but I couldn't cum and I was struggling to get it hard.

>>84776267
You were nervous, it's pretty normal

>>84774802
1, lost it at 24

>>84771970
Effy? More like Stiffy

>>84776267

It doesn't count, then.

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>>84775112
>mfw Tinder fags and fagettes all have AIDS in 5 years

I mean, it's not as if STDs just magically disappeared off the face of the earth with the advent of "muh hedonist apps"

>>84776264
this

there is no degeneracy, just a lot of images

simulation and simulacra

>>84776267
Sounds like nerves

Also dont jerk too hard, i assume you are cut, cut guys really mistreat their dicks when wacking them, just dont over do it.

>>84776332
the second time was better

>>84775112
Lol I wonder where this bitch is now.
Probably in the welfare line with a broken nose.

Shit what was that one british show that has that episode where a guy has a fling with an underaged girl and they're playing some dancing game in their underwear cant fucking remember the name of the show i think the characters name was poppy or something stupid

>>84776369
But you'll always be a virgin to me.

>>84776379

Holly Spunkbubble something, she was 13.

>>84774656
nah senpai just stop jerking it for a week and you will be so horny and your balls so chock full of chum you'll get hard in an instant upon being with your gal

>>84776264
>Friendly reminder that this Millennial Generation has less sex than almost any generation before it

This is wrong though. Finding broken Millennial whores in Tinder with daddy issues is the easiest thing in the world, since they're all doing it. If there is anything different about the sex between generations, it's that it's passionless as fuck now. Girls have no fucking clue how to actually be sexy or please a man, they just want to get railed from behind while calling you "daddy."

>>84776443
you are a retard if u believe this

>>84775981
Jesus, is this what permavirgins actually believe? Dude girls aren't out to get you. If anything you'll put complex in her, she'll think there's something wrong with her if you can't get hard. Blackmail, jesus Christ

Why haven't they deleted this thread yet?

>>84774343

she's fucking a teenage boy who doesn't really care HOW he gets laid, as with most teenage boys. So yes, it's entirely possible. World is full of boys and men who are just in it for themselves.

>>84774436
Prostitutes that cant take a dick are the fucking worst, and thats most of them. Ive fucked maybe two dozen differnt whores and only about 8-10 could handle my dick. Im not even big. My dick is just shy of six inches and maybe about 5 inches in girth. The vast majority always say "You got a big dick!" In the back of mind I don't believe them, but it must be.

In the past month I did make two of them bleed by hitting their IUD's.

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>>84776415
>Holly Spunkbubble
oh yeah shit thanks it was Holly Earl


she was 21 at the time of filming this despite her character being 13. Also why would anyone fuck the ugly chud on the right

>>84771970
Skinny posh British girls do that's for sure.

I'll tell you right now, they are the worst lays on the planet.

>>84776509
Because it's Britain. This guy is probably modeling tier.

>>84774656
With all that said...In addition - nofap won't help you either, I've been on it for 1 year and when it came to getting laid I came in under a minute and then couldn't get it up.
Pretty much your only bet is to fuck as often as you can.
So there's that.

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>>84776480
>Girls aren't out to get you

>>84776443

I'm not saying there aren't weirdo sluts on Tinder with Daddy Issues. But that's a fringe group in my opinion and other girls can't stand them.

The outrageous "Daddy Fuck Me Harder" ones just garner a ton of attention and then people tend to overgeneralize an entire generation

I don't think women in general even like sex, but they know it's what we want so they go along with it for attention and to 'please' their partner

>>84771970
Just get a hooker, they put more effort in to it.

>>84771970
>GRAB MY BOULS. GRAB MY BOULS!

>>84776488

I don't get it either.

It boggles my mind how the mods work here. Last night I made a Raimi Spider-Man thread with the typical Raimi posting thing, and I got a five day ban for posting "racist, anti-semetic" garbage for what amounted to tv/movie satire.

Yet they leave these threads that have nothing to do with movies/tv where a bunch of kids are larping about their sexual encounters. It's dumb.

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>>84776591

My first girlfriend/love cheated on me, I swore off pussy for almost 20 years. No shit, went full neet after jerking off 3+ a day for 20 years.

Got a girlfriend again, went nofap. Could cum 10x a day like a literal firehose (it'd hit her face and glance off like a stone skipping across a river, and land on the windows and walls)

Sensitivity never comes back, but you can use your odd training to have powerful fucking orgasms (and multiples) and get the refractory down to almost nothing.

>>84776264
>>84776443
Less people are having more sex

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>>84776669
>Last night
>five day ban
Oh you'll be gone for far more that that

>>84776509
>Also why would anyone fuck the ugly chud on the right
manlet detected

>>84776729
Why is that? Because they find it easier to find their perfect match thanks to the internet?

>>84776669
>Last Night
>five day ban

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>>84772434

Tried to fug at 28. Can confirm.

>>84771970
WHO is this cutie

>>84771970
who is she? she has nudes?

>>84776480
>girls aren't out to get you
well wheres the fun in that

>>84776833
Breakdown of the family. Some people just can't compete in a free sexual market. They needed the financial and social pressure to get married in order to find a mate. Now that that's gone those people just aren't having sex

>>84776480
>Dude girls aren't out to get you. If anything you'll put complex in her, she'll think there's something wrong with her if you can't get hard.
Look at this loser fucking normal girls and not insane roasties from the frat parties

>>84776928

True.

I'm curious though how the sluttery is going to steer that number.

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Do grllls really do this? Asking for a friend.

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>>84777059
giv skeleton gf

>>84772434
bussy is gross

>>84777059
awful acting

>>84773687
How girthy is "not girthy"?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBBrSSyp7_M

>this guy has better social skills than you

>>84776085
Trump living in another head RENT FREE

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>>84777083

>>84776993
It's going to steer us into Shariah.

Tfw never had sex
I wouldn't care but there's a sex scene in every movie and show these days and I get really uncomfortable when I'm watching them with family.

>>84777059
What is she looking at?

>>84776852
>get banned
>change IP
>continue shitposting

>>84774584
Somebody said like the inside of your cheek. I believed him.

>>84777210

WTF I'm ban evading now!

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>>84775998
>Be me 19
>Uncircumcised
>Had sex 4 times
>With or without condom, sex and blowjob feels ok but never coming anywhere near good enough to make me jizz
>No problem getting hard and staying hard but find it literally impossible to cum without jerking my dick with a white fisted grip at Mach 10 like I've got used to doing since I was 11
>Mfw no vagina can feel as good as my hand
/misery/

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>>84774656
>>84772434

Why did no one warn me? Why did no one tell me not to consistently fap 5x daily for 10+ years to degenerate porn

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>>84777160
>mfw people find this attractive

>>84777301
what the fuck is that?

>>84777268
delete this before the guy you replied to gets angry

>>84776670
Hope you're ok bud that sounds like it was a rough break up. Glad worked out in the end.

>>84777268
>TFW circumcised and blame it for every problem you just listed and more

Nah just kidding. I am circumcised but idgaf.

>>84771970
>>84772439
>>84772499
>>84773275
>>84773596
this is /tv/ incarnate

>>84774656
Fuck, I just thought it was the cocaine.

>>84777310
I'm pretty sure they don't.

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>>84777371
You haven't been here for very long.

>>84777083
Based giv poster

I wish Effy didn't have such asian granny feet.
Honestly I don't even like feet. but god.

>>84777310
other than the makeup and hair, body is 10/10.
i have no need for fat bitches
she should be as fragile as possible to maximize the threat of punishment

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>>84777456
y-you too~

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>>84776100
>>84775810

>>84771970
She looks like a young Liv Tyler.

>>84777210
>>84777243
>get caught
>get a 30 day ban
>ban evade again
>get a permanent ban on your IP
>ban evade AGAIN
>get your entire town's IP banned
>etc
>get your entire country's IP blocked temporarily
Thanks for that cunts

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>>84776670
>My first girlfriend/love cheated on me, I swore off pussy for almost 20 years. No shit, went full neet after jerking off 3+ a day for 20 years.

>>84777724
>entire country gets banned
I wish

>>84777786
Didn't that happen to Cucknada because of Barneyfag? It also happened to China. They still can't post because of Captcha.

>>84777434
This got me hard. Oh god I need to leave this place.

>>84777856
That's cause the chinks were shilling.
Those fucks only care about money.

>>84777856
think it happened to Australia a few years back when moot wanted to show that they were the cause of a good portion of shitposting.

>>84777856

Happened with Russia too back when the original 2ch.ru went down. We took over /r/ and demanded /ru/ to be made.