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Anons compare Spongebob gags to film directors >>84190822 >>84191782 >>84192177
Confusion as to which movie dubs_decide should watch >>84189686 >>84189795
Doctor visits the thread >>84186169
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>Patricians may pretend to be normal users asking for recommendations and when you recommend something, they laugh at you for your plebian taste
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Thoughts on THE LEGO MOVIE?
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>>84192728
>>Haven't got an account? Follow this link and sign up today!
>www.emmastoneweb.com
Really, Bruce?
>>84192728
>Thoughts on THE LEGO MOVIE?
The humor is too in your face. Lego Batman at least toned it down but I think I was too tired to laugh at anything other than the references to Batman Forever and 60's Batman
I want Emily Jean to throw up in my mouth :3
>>84192991
BRUCE THAT'S DISGUSTING
>>84192991
That's disgusting, Bruce
First for Big Combo better noir than Kiss Me Deadly
>>84193143
LIKE A PLATE FULL OF SNAILS
Sooo nasty. They're so gross, and buttery, and they move so slow. They're just like me, girl. The way I move across the dance floor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj1H28KOzMM
>>84193236
>muh self-insert loner
I want Emily to lie with me in bed in the fetal position
>>84193236
The best girl in this movie is Marian Carr, who is also in a few other early Aldrich credits like World for Ransom and an episode of China Smith.
>Patricians occasionally read these generals and have posted here before.
>Patricians may pretend to be normal users asking for recommendations and when you recommend something, they laugh at you for your plebian taste
Jesus christ, nuke this thread
>>84192728
Real link to sign up for an account:
http://letterboxd.com
>discord
https://discord.gg/7zazBbS
>>84193411
kek, op it's retarded, not everybody here it's like that
>>84193411
Why don't we just nuke Europe?
What should I watch tonight, City of Sadness or A Time to Live, A Time to Die?
>>84193545
City of Stars
>>84193376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fymhAeVaWpo
https://letterboxd.com/OriginalName3/
>>84193681
spongebob
>>84193681
spongebob
>>84193545
War is Hell > A City of Sadness
Get better taste, normalfaggot
>>84193948
>War is Hell > A City of Sadness
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
something is very wrong in research and development
>>84194013
No taste.
I'm thinking of making a strawpoll, any suggestions?
>when you realize Amerifats haven't made a single good movie ever
>>84194102
Genes.
>>84194102
Inferior genes
>>84194102
Jeans.
>>84193584
>>84193376
He's talking to you >>84194112
>>84194108
list 5 mooties you want to wantch
>>84194112
Willow Marwood?
>>84194117
>>84194156
>>84194170
If you care about long static takes and tableau style, watch films from the 1910's. Nothing new. They're better too since they don't have sound
>>84194112
bongiorno reddito
>>84194232
How would that work?
>>84194314
like this https://www.strawpoll.me/13261547
>>84193453
the fascist totalitarian admin pruned that invite
https://discord.gg/MJ9EDND
Why did kangadoodoo give a high score to a Griffith work
Should've given them all 1's.
>>84194272
Why don't you like sound?
Cecil B Demille > Griffin
>>84194582
kangadoodoo!
>>84194643
>audible dialogue
>>>/mu/ is that way
Go listen to radio for the rest of your life, earfaggot
Moi un noir was great although I recommend to start Rouch's filmo with Les maîtres fous which is way more funnier/interesting
https://letterboxd.com/Arokz/
>>84194582
https://letterboxd.com/link_gorro/films/by/release-earliest/
thoughts?
>>84194791
Looks like dropout_gorro and his pack of discord circlejerk assclowns are trying to flex what little muscles they have
>>84194791
Must've changed. Last I checked first page didn't have anything before the 60's.
>>84194740
>I recommend to start Rouch's films with Les maîtres fous which is way more funnier/interesting
Aloha, reddit!
>>84194740
No Griffin in sight. Plenty of slapstick comedy. This is the mark of a good profile
>>84195007
Reminder Griffith, Flaherty, and early Murnau are the greatest pleb filters known to man
>>84194738
If you plan on listening to music, make sure it's good music first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWpN0K7V9jI
MEGAAUTIST FUCKING LEAVE NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU
>>84194740
I followed you but you don't follow me back, so fuck you
>>84195132
literally who?
>>84195682
Steven Reed
>>84192133
>tfw no girl will ever do that to you
>>84196677
>male fantasies
okay boys i just moved and im lonely and i need a comfy, feel-good movie that's also well-made
>>84197131
what kind of feel good movie you've watched before?
>>84197131
State Fair 1933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT2_F-1esPk
>>84194647
The Little American is way better than Hearts of the World.
>>84197592
Johanna Enlists > The Little American
William Desmond Taylor was the American Vigo
>mfw megaautist was patty hitler the whole time
emly follows, Sparkling, Glowing ! (my wife, emly jean)
>>84198183
Seek help.
>>84198183
go aawayy u like the worst emma
>>84197244
all kinds--i'm watching mon oncle d'amerique right now, which is really enjoyable. I like feel-good movies that maintain a dry wit throughout. While this doesn't necessarily fit that bill, I'll probably check out >>84197288 if no other suggestions come up. Thanks for the suggestion
>>84197045
fuck you
>prime Emmanuelle Béart will never spit on my mouth
why even live
>>84198513
I went full retarded, it was Sophie Marceau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55YSdoRO1EM
>>84198359
Stop watching flicks past the 30s
>>84198359
>>84197288
Why Change Your Wife 1920
>>84198513
>Emmanuelle
>>84199017
go aawayy u like the worst emma
me on the left
mega autist on the right
>>84199112
one day i will care
stay slow & steady on google trends fren
>>84199193
>mega autist
>white
lmfaoing @ u rn (:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6upZF-tlec
Reminder Audrey Hepburn's favorite director was King Vidor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WQUTNBa8_Q&t=75s
Audrey Hepburn's taste > yours
>>84199639
she's also a stupid slut and syphilis rotted her brain by the time she was 25
>>84199678
she's a famous actress and you're, alas, anon
>>84199722
she's also a stupid slut and syphilis rotted her brain by the time she was 25
>>84199678
Audrey Hepburn's genes > yours
>tfw genetically inferior
>>84199722
>>84199753
so you get a free pass of having a 2 digit IQ if you're a famous actress? ok then, that explains Miley Cyrus
>>84199782
>>84199782
pepe
my taste in music > your taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH1CMCtV4to
>>84199817
He shouldn't be talking
>>84199829
my taste in music > your taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiorncOFpcg
>>84199800
Outdated and banal reference, 0/10
>>84199752
I bet you're ugly
>>84199817
Do you think he died without knowing he was a hack?
>>84199829
>>84199876
you're also a stupid slut and syphilis rotted your brain by the time you was 25
>>84199876
This is why postmodernism is cancer
>>84199876
no meme music pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRzGzRqNj58
>>84199918
Sorry about your inferior genes. Maybe if you kill yourself, you can re-roll your genetics for the next life.
>>84199943
i haven't been on /lbg/ in a while, what's this hot new genes meme
>>84200008
post your profile and one (1) song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpA_5a0miWk
I'm a hack.
>>84200069
we already know terry
>>84200044
/ihavebadtaste
>>84199904
No, his later life was showered with praise, but luckily now with the backlash from young film buffs such as /tv/ he's finally getting recognized as the hack b movie director he is
>>84200008
/Spiral_Mountain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwzUs1IMdyQ
>>84200318
meant for
>>84200044
https://letterboxd.com/film/aliens-for-breakfast/
>>84200587
https://letterboxd.com/film/iti/
>>84199891
Great, another poor dumb celebrity you must defend the honor of...
Kino Tier
Tarkovsky
God Tier
Bresson, Bergman, Fellini, Kurosawa, Mizoguchi, Ford, Hitchcock
High Tier
Renoir, Ozu, Hawks, Antonioni, De Sica, Welles, Keaton, Vigo, Wilder, Lean, Cocteau, Dreyer, Buñuel, Ray
Mid Tier
Chaplin, Wadja, Griffith, Scorcese, Herzog, Coppola, Kubrick, Murnau, Carné, Eisenstein, Minnelli, Vlácil, Capra, Powell, Truffaut, Salam, Lang, Huston, Parajanov, Kieslowski, Brakhage, Reed, Clouzot, Scott, Kazan, Leone
Low Tier
Weir, Altman, Lucas, Nolan, Bogdanovich, Hughes, Burton, Linklater, Dano, Lumet, Cameron, Malick, Güney, Kaige, Spielberg, Laine, Dayan, Miller, Friedkin, Godard, Marker, Gilliam, Resnais, Forman, Sokurov, Trier, Peckinpah, Zinnemann, Lynch, Cukor, Mankiewicz, Melville, Rohmer, Verhoeven, Reitman, Fincher, Curtiz, Wyler, Attenborough, Schlesinger, Nichols, Penn, Hill, Jewison, Jackson
Shit Tier
Everyone else
>>84201334
>Keaton above Griffith
I wonder how megaautist feels
>>84201334
>Kobayashi, Teshigahara, and Cassavetes in shit tier below George Lucas
nice
>>84201334
there's one guy who wrote this.
>>84201334
>>84201515
there's another guy who put this images together
>>84201428
>muh minor gookshit
>muh indies
>>84201709
And where the fuck is Roeg.
Don't ever make a hierarchical list again
>>84201798
>And where the fuck is Roeg
>>84201334
please be a troll. no one could be this pretentious.
>>84201334
This guy fuck
>>84201428
Wilfred Lucas you absolute turbopleb.
>>84201861
There's room for Jackson but not Roeg, Kobayashi, or Cassavetes?
m8 it's time to get a new hobby, this is just embarrassing
Am I pleb for liking play-movies the most?
Movies that are about character interaction and simple techniques to reveal those actions in hidden ways?
>>84201861
Mick Jackson
>>84201950
No, you're actually patrician unlike this faggot >>84201334
>>84201950
like?
this is a full pleb exposed >>84201334
>>84201903
I guess I should've figured that a list including Malick, Spielberg, and Jackson would NEVER have featured George Lucas. I should've assumed it was Wilfred.
Get your thumb out of your ass
>>84201992
you are joking right? I was talking about Tobias Malick, Theodore Spielberg and Mick Jackson. Don't tell me you thought I was talking about your terrible modern movie directors
tarko/v/sky = the very definition of a hack
>>84201989
Scarface, Magnificent Ambersons, Rules of the Game, The Country Girl
>>84202035
Oh that's my bad, I'll just go ahead and put my dick away; you've won
I love techniques like these. When the camera is placed just right where you can see the details of people's faces and reactions. But the camera doesn't get in the way and it's not overt telling you how to feel. Am I pleb for this?
>>84202296
No, that's a nice observation. I think Rossellini implements that style
>>84202077
this
long drawn out scenes are not how to make a movie.
Depression hits boxing champs as well as pensioners
>>84199639
That photo really accentuates her freakishly long neck and man jaw.
https://letterboxd.com/grundle/
>>84203271
no.
Is Eraserhead too scary?
I don't know what else to see.
>>84203271
0 (ZERO) films
>>84203377
it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwOxdoJRaeM
>>84203377
if you don't know what to see, you can use my list :^) https://letterboxd.com/dubs_decide/list/movie-roulette/
>>84203492
>https://letterboxd.com/dubs_decide/list/movie-roulette
this...actually isn't a bad list.
>>84203492
Thank you but I'm almost certain to see Eraserhead.
Is it too hard to watch alone at midnight?
>>84203581
oh, most definitely.
>>84203581
alone at midnight is the best time to do it
>>84203553
thanks m8 giv <3
https://letterboxd.com/Proxima/
>people giving Book of Henry bad reviews
>wont admit it's because she doesn't shoot Dean Norris
>>84199817
>Alfred Hitchcock called this an "icebox" scene, meaning it's the kind of scene that hits you after you've gone home and start pulling cold chicken out of the icebox. "Hey," says the hypothetical viewer. "How did Kim Novak vanish from the hotel? Did we ever find that out?"
hitchcock was a hack, and while he may have praised griffith, he never could reach the same quality of griffith's cinema.
also vertigo isn't really a good film, never trust any critic/list who puts vertigo in their top 10.