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Another Naomi Watts masturbation scene when?

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>>84037607
June 18th.
It's definitely happening.

>>84037607
>the shit comes out of my ass
AYUDAMÉ!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHl_8WK8w3Y

Doppelthread

Ignore

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From the last thread in case anon moved:
>>84036860
>I honestly can't tell what David Lynch is playing for comedy anymore.
In my opinion Lynch is very conflicted about the portrayal of "negative" emotions. Sometimes he plays it straight. Sometimes he lets the viewer off the hook. He turns Ike the Spike's murder into an orgasm. The boy's death by the fury of Richard's momentum is played three ways, one straight and quite painfully by Carl, one humorous by the idiot truck driver, and one commentary by the other spectators.

Dougiecoop is a perfect example. To think of the once dedicated and headstrong agent rendered an idiot by the sacrifice he made for a woman he loved is quite terrible to contemplate. But played the way it is, we're only given small glimpses of it. Does Lynch want us to avoid it, or does Lynch himself want to avoid it?

I think neither is true. Lynch doesn't want us to avoid it, but for those who don't want to face it, he gives an out they can latch onto. Oh, look at that driver's reaction, hahahaha. A viewer latching on to this says more about the viewer than the director, IMO.

>>84038051
this thread was first tho

Rhonda best girl

>>84038311
>implying you're latching onto anything if you find a purposely badly acted and melodramatic scene to be funny

>>84038394
I'm not implying that at all.

>>84038423
You just did.

what's wrong with the book thread

>>84038447
I said quite specifically he gives people uncomfortable with the scene something to latch onto. I found the reaction funny, but it doesn't dominate the scene. I have not latched onto it.

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>>84038502

>>84038530
The entire scene was played for laughs though.

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>>84037685
Old gals with empty asses have to do what they have to do.

>>84038669
She was fine in Birdman, what happened to her?

>>84038830
She's been worried sick about Dougie.

>>84038669

*braapp*

>>84038612
nice projection

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>>84039390

HELOOOO-O

So fucking ready for the Dougiecoop hour tonight.

>>84037607
Don't know if I should watch this or study for the CPA exam.

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cofee

>>84040324
hmm, which one can wait and which one is urgent, sure is one really hard decision right there m8

>>84040418
how is this the FIRST apu of dougie? it seems like the perfect meme blend.

I require more dougie-apu

>>84040505
Yeah, watching a David Lynch work is once in a lifetime opportunity, you can always pay for another career. Do the right thing, anon.

>>84037849
>>84037849
is mullings gonna do it? Is he gonna kill the midget? (they say punching power never goes away)

>>84037849
I doubt they had the schedule planned out when they shot this scene

>>84040772
have you ever heard of computer graphics? Also that poster has to have a meaning

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>>84040743
He's just going to put his arm out straight and hold Ike back with his hand on his head.

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Big girl night, tonight. I hope she lives long enough to enjoy that free pie.

>>84040772
You're correct. But I don't think it's a coincidence. They probably green-screened the poster or at least the past showing the date, and did >>84040823

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>>84040418
gib episode 7 now

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>>84040528
>>84041391
Here's one without a tie for your meme purposes.

>>84041042
then why does it say tuesday when today is a sunday? you're grasping at straws

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>>84041629
Thank you

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5 hours 35 minutes to dougie

>>84041814
the poster has to mean something, in general, nevermind the date.

Though it is a funny coincidence that the day and month is the same of today, where they will probably show down with the dwarf.

So funny that it could not be a coinicdence at all. Of course it says tuesday because the poster is referring to a fight in the past, you are grasping at straws

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Not habbening

>>84042180
it's almost 24 hours for me. I have to go to sleep, then to work, then to the gym, then I will finally be able to watch it. In the mean time, I will have the whole plot spoiled because I'll read about it on the internet from my phone

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>>84041884
That suit should also be smaller.
No offence, I'm just trying to help a fellow dougiebro :)

>>84042226
holy shit you are right- just checked

fuck

>>84042226
WHAT THE FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84042226
It'll still be released like episode 1-4 were

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>>84042226
There must be some mistake

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>>84042256
Perfect

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What did they mean by this?

>I'ma I'ma good man suddenly starts playing

How fucked are you?

>>84042226
it's at 9

>>84042919
not much because the character is dead, stabbed by a midged.

Episode 7 is being pushed back to next sunday guys. Its all over /r/twinpeaks

>>84042934
>I'm gonna tell the Sheriff
fuck off chad

>>84042972
confirmed

>>84042972
Actually it's being delayed for a year, showtime decided to make some reshoots and include a lot more Chad

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>>84038669
catfight scene when?

>>84042772
rip dougie

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>>84042772

>>84043259
Janey-E is a bluffer. Jade is the real deal.

>>84038343

Based Rhonda poster.

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>>84043596
>when u tell him it's cuz he's married but really it's cuz you got a case of the dougies

>>84041814
No shit, because the date Tuesday the 18th of June is supposed to represent a real date, at least within the world in which these events take place.
Here are the years in which the 18th of June was on a Tuesday:

2013, 2002, 1991, 1985, 1974, 1963, 1957, 1946, etc.

If we assume that the boss and the man in the poster is the same person and that the boss is probably ~75 years old, then we can assume that the date in question is 1974 or 1963. If the boss is actually older than this, then maybe a fight in 1957 could be conceivable.
But it's still a coincidence that tomorrow's episode airs on the 18th of June.

>>84045230
Correction: the actor playing Bushnell (Don Murray) is actually 87 years old. It's probably my fault for underestimating the character's age. He's probably closer to 85 than to 75, which makes the 1957 date more plausible and the 1974 date much less.

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Can I watch the newest season without watching any of it before?

>>84045479
Can you ?
Yes
Should you?
No
If you do, will BOB climb through your window and anally rape you?
Yes

stream is up at nausea.club if you wanna shitpost about twin peaks until it airs and I stream it in which case you'll continue to shitpost about it
new lag free, html5 edition

>>84045479
Is Pep the footy equivalent to David Lynch?

>>84045479
yes-

the only part season 3 refers to is a few minutes from the season 2 finale, which is going to be shown again as a flashback in the beginning of the third season.... so go ahead

if you feel brave, you can start straight with episode 7- just download a few gifs of dougie first.

so you can google "twin peaks season 2 finale" and look at the pictures to have an idea, then google "dougie gifs", then jump straight aboard with tonight's episode

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

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>>84045683
>when someone near me says you can skip episodes

>>84045479
not really, you won't understand shit

What do you guys think about the pages Hawk found, what do you figure is written in them?

Also, what's the significance of Richard Horne and Linda? Is there anything to Richard other than the Cocaine/Renault storyline being extended?

>>84047143
I think it will tie Laura to Judy (not meme-ing)

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>3 hours left
fug cant wait

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good luck /tpg/

So, whos /jackingoff/ between now and the new episode? I'll probably do it in like 30 minutes

>>84042935
>some people are calling it Ike the Spike's theme when it was the woman's
fucking speedwatchers

>>84047516
helloo-ooo

>>84047525
you're a piece of shit, kill yourself

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I have showtime anytime through a friend, is there any way to watch the episode live? if not how soon after it airs can I watch?

>>84047525
my dick is just a lever I pull to fall asleep

>>84047561
Just click the live TV button on the website.

>>84047579
I have it on Xbox though

My friend recommend me to watch FWWM first before Season 1 and 2, but apparently most people watch S1, S2, and then FWWM. I liked the series but did I just get bamboozled?

>>84047143
Laura's diary

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>>the curse of the doppelganger threads continue

>>84047647

Your friend is a retard and you should never talk to him again.

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So is the fat lady going to die this episode?

>>84047579
any way to watch it live on my apple tv ?

>>84047647
release order is best

>>84047647
Watching FWWM first is the biggest mistake you could make. It's a good way to spoil the entire show.

THIS IS NOT THE REAL THREAD
>>84047466
I REPEAT
>>84047466
THIS IS NOT THE REAL THREAD

Hi /tpg/

Can i watch the new episode without having watched S1, S2, FWWM, The missing pieces or any of the previous episodes in S3?

Just checking because one of my friends said its quite easy to pick up.

>>84047700

>watching the prequel before the series is a mistake

what did he mean by this

>>84047647

it's like the shitposters don't even try anymore

>>84047729
The prequel reveals the mystery you dummy.

>>84038311
I can't take any of it seriously if he constantly plays with tone in this irresponsible way.

My friend recommend me to watch season 3 first before Season 1 and 2, but apparently most people watch S1, S2, and then S3. I liked the series but did I just get bamboozled?

>>84047711
>implying we can't tell which ID is first

>>84047717
ya go for it buddy

>>84047770
Are you some kind of computer genius or something?

>>84047729
>Show is a murder mystery
>Prequel shows the murder
Wow Bob wow

>>84047768

kys already

>>84047729
A prequel should NEVER be experienced before the original material. It is there to supplement and flesh out backstorys of characters and setting in general (although not really what FWWM does). Watching the prequel first gives the viewer assumptions and explanations of the original material where there are not supposed to be explanations in viewing order.

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My friend recommend me to watch The Sopranos first before Season 1 and 2, but apparently most people watch S1, S2, and then The Sopranos. I liked the series but did I just get bamboozled?

Anyone else feel a little underwhelmed by Angelo's music? It was god-tier in the original, but it's easily forgettable this time around.

>>84047759
>>84047794

if you think the series is about the mystery you actually did not understand the series. it's about laura palmer's story and her legacy. the mystery is only there to keep plotfags engaged

>>84047860
The Croatia leak apparently Starts with Angelo, and it doesnt stop til the episodes over.
This is the big episode of the part of the season.

>>84047836
Watch the sopranos and then skip straight to season 3

When will this season pick up? Watching braindead Cooper is shit

>>84047860

No, I love that song in the hit and run scene and when Dougiecoop cries looking at Sonny Jim.

my friend told me i should just watch game of thrones instead of twin peaks because twin peaks is just shock value nonsense with paper thin characters.

>>84047516
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

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What shows are objectively better than Twin Peaks? Pic related

>>84042772
That's the episode title.

>>84043259
I'm usually not into black chicks (except Anya Ivy), but she's hot as fugggg.

>>84045479
Not having seen the original Twin Peaks should be a bannable offense on /tv/-

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>>84047836
>*"I Am" Oldschool HipHop Beat plays*

>>84047946
dragon ball super

>>84047927
Watch game of thrones, s2 twin peaks, s3 twin peaks, then go back to s1 twin peaks and then kill yourself.

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>>84047946

>>84047893
What do you mean, his music is playing literally throughout the entire episode?

>>84047893
Isn't the whole Croatia leak a meme? I really only come on this board for Twin Peaks and haven't been on since last week. Everyone said it was just a meme.

>>84047881
It can be both you dummy, but if you don't like surprises go ahead then.

>>84047860
The standout songs so far are Shadow and Windswept. I think Angelo's music will become more prominent when Cooper returns to Twin Peaks.

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>>84037849
Tuesday minus 2 = Sunday

Youve been lynched

>>84048014
L
Y
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>>84048032
link to windswept?

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>>84047836
It's helpful to understand this scene.

>>84047700
well the first 8 episodes of it or so anyway

he will still have the riveting mystery of le man of chess to look forward to

>>84047998
Lynch said himself that there will be an episode, or episodes that are essentially Badalemti episodes.

>>84048060

windswept.com

>>84048092
source

some of you are alright. dont watch the episode of twin peaks tonight

>>84042772

Miriam is gonna git fukin shredded by Richie

>>84043691

she's cute but those collagen filled lips are a turn off.

>>84048143

It's not airing tonight anyway. Pushed back until next Sunday

>>84047946
I hope you're baiting but there's just cannot be "objectively" better or worse auteur pieces of cinema (and I would defend both Twin Peaks and Young Pope as cinema), it's not a big studio product where there's constantly the same elements that you can directly compare. You can only judge them subjectively.

>>84048160
He's lying.

>>84048045
no you dont understand, it's PLUS 2

7:30 + 2 = 9:30PM

Something's going to happen halfway through the episode

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Repeating my observation from last thread

>>84047865

Furthermore, Wally Brando is a callback to James Hurley. Lynch is telling us Twin Peaks is similar, but different, and fans expecting the same will be disappointed.

>>84048060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

>>84048160
The sad thing is that this is exactly what's happening after next week's episode. A midseason finale I guess even though its at episode 8

>>84048215
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
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i just finished watching the first two seasons of this show and was hoping the fire walk with me movie but its not available on netflix. any one know where i can watch the movie that doesnt require torrenting?

>>84048160
I would kill myself honestly

Can I skip season 1 and just watch the first half of the movie before starting with season 3?

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I watched Lost Highway for the first time a few days ago. The first 50 minutes and the end were god-tier, got bored through most of the Pete stuff. The overall atmosphere and music makes me want to like it over Mulholland Dr, but it's just not as consistently good, I think.

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Oh Dougie

>>84048307
This is pretty much how I feel about LH too.

>>84048307
I watched Lost Highway about 5 years ago. I don't remember much of it but I was surprised when I read an analysis of the movie a few weeks ago. The author's interpretation was that the movie is about a guy who worries about his wife having an affair. I guess I can understand that in retrospect. I believe that all women cheat. I don't even know why men get married. It's like they want to be humiliated.

>>84048307
I love the Pete stuff
that guy gets more pussy than a toilet seat

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Who is his next victim?

>>84048274
Buy it loser.

>>84048307
Yeah it starts out as Hitchcock-tier kino and then turns into a schlocky 90's thriller with bad acting. Never understood the praise.

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If he wasn't beaten to death by two latinos, do you think Lynch would've made him survive the explosion?

>>84048467
He was killed by Lynch

>>84048467
>If he wasn't beaten to death by two latinos hired by David Lynch himself, do you think Lynch would've made him survive the explosion?

probably not

>>84048467
Jack Nance wasnt somebody who was going to live a full life. He was a massive alcoholic degenerate rapist pedofile.

>>84048486
The little man knew.

>>84042772
Only one? How many people died in the last episode?

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>>84048574
who put a fish in your percolator?

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>two hours left
who /hype/ here?????

>>84048762

tfw only 4 o cock here

>>84048762

>tfw have to wait until Mondays to watch new Twin Peaks

>>84047860
No
https://youtu.be/HFQTKOiB0EM

THE CROATIA LEAK IS UP!!!!!!!

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>>84048762
can't wait, man

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>>84048787

>>84048672
Josie

>>84048817
Gonna need some proof anon

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>>84048896
I think I shall never see, a girl as lovely as Josie.
When she walked into the room, the flowers were all abloom

OH JOSIE

;_;

>>84048307
Pete is so fucking boring

>>84048984
Aged like fine huangjiu

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>>84048787
Why was everybody laughing at this? I teared up a bit.

First of all, that kid was killed near the convenience store where the other lodge spirits meet, so I think its pretty obvious that the spirits there needed a quick gormonbozia fix.

But I think HDS really sold this scene for me, the way he reassured the mother.

Lynch bringing back a FWWM character shows how he cares about the true fans of the show, not the tv-only crowd that hated his lovechild to Laura Palmer.

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>>84049075
Gonna be watching you kid

>>84049118
It was a combination of the music and the bystanders watching. I think it was intentionally campy. A nod to the soap opera feel of the original series.

>>84049154
>ywnb a cool psycho with magical powers

jdimsa

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>baked some cake
>made some coffee
>watched some anime
>now going to watch the three Fargo episodes I have pending
>by the time I finish, Twin Peaks will be up

Who else is comfy here?

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Who else here going to be enjoying a damn fine cup of coffee while they watch episode 7 tonight? though not black, as i pour a little non-fat milk into mine ;-).

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>>84049154

>>84049118
>Why was everybody laughing at this?
Dunno, it's definitely one of the most emotional scenes in s3 so far. Harry Dean completely kills it.

>First of all, that kid was killed near the convenience store where the other lodge spirits meet
I hope this means there's a scene set in the Room Above the Convenience Store this season. I would fucking die.

>>84049118
>Why was everybody laughing at this? I teared up a bit.
some anon in another thread mentioned this as well, but also said it's not unusual to laugh in sad or dramatic situations. I guess it might have something to do with the unfamiliarity of the situation. I mean, how often will you ever see a kid run over by a car and her mother sobbing over his body? you realise it's sad as fuck, but all the raw emotions can come across as strange, so you react by attempting to release some tension and laugh. nothing unnatural about that, tho ofc we as humans realise it's not the correct emotion to have so we try to hide the incorrect reaction.

In any case, HDS was solid in that scene and I too love that Lynch brought him back. he seemed to realise some shit about the Lodge spirits as well (I forget what Mark Frost wrote about him in his book, iirc he was also 'abducted' or something else?).

>>84049178
>I think it was intentionally campy
I don't think it was mean to be seen as campy. How exactly do you react when a kid gets run over by a truck? It's not a common thing (in America). Having people just act awkward made the scene even more uncomfortable then if Lynch put good actors "acting" correctly. Lynch, as far as I can tell, plays things like this pretty straight forward.

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Imagine with me, /tpg/

>>84049221
>got laid last night for the first time in a while
>new Terrence Malick webrip downloaded
>Twin Peaks soon
/comfy/

>>84049331
s-stop being lewd, Kyle

>>84049311
One of the episode names coming up or something is called "the chair", so hopefully it'll be near the green formica table up there.

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>>84049328
>I don't think it was mean to be seen as campy.

>>84049268
I unironically am a fan of black coffee and it has nothing to do with twin peaks

its just fucking good

>>84049318
>he seemed to realise some shit about the Lodge spirits as well (I forget what Mark Frost wrote about him in his book, iirc he was also 'abducted' or something else?).

He also mentioned in FWWM how he just wanted to stay in one place now, and not move around.

Can somebody post that comic with the normies bitching about Dooper and daydreaming apple pie and coffee and wearing that fuggin shirt, please?

>>84049118
>>84049311
we laughed because the hilariously bad special effect of the kid's soul, and more importantly because the melodramatic presentation and especially the trucker's hilarious facepalm.

That scene was clearly intended as comedy.

>>84049442
oh yeah, that as well. poor Carl, he had seen some shit.

>>84049328
>"acting" correctly
it kills me how people are so inured by capeshit. Jew Jew Abrams, and Tarantino overacting that they think the only way you can show emotions is TO YELL A LOT AND PUNCH STUFF

>some kid was run over by a car and this became the foundation for my entire being it informed the very essence of me that's why I wear a stupid costume and punch people

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>>84042772

So why did Chet Desmond disappear? Where did he go?

>>84049398
Do you understand what campy is?

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>>84049118
Speaking of Harry Dean Stanton, who was this old woman who comes into his trailer in FWWM? I thought it was chilling how he tears up looking at her, then says "I've already been places, I just wanna stay where I am", and then it cuts to the electric pole with the whooping sound, but I couldn't make sense of it.

>>84049553
>GAWGAWGAWGAWGAWGAWGAWGAWGAW

What did they mean by this?

>>84049564
He touched the ring and got a free one way ride to the Black Lodge.

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>tfw hated cherry pie since i was a kid
>cherry filling has always repulsed me
>always much preferred apple or lemon meringue
>unable to relate to peaks denizens and their love of cherry pie

im all for coffee though.

>>84049634
iktfb

>>84049580
that woman spooked me, I was on edge in the trailer park scenes anyways since I expected some spooky shit to happen. But as to who she is, who knows. she might have been someone who, like Jeffries, happened upon the Lodge spirits, but somehow managed to escape or free herself or was popped out of a socket as well hence the burnt look, dunno. If Chet hadn't seen her there and asked her a question, I would have doubted she was there in the first place, if you get what I mean.

>>84047827
This is true in general and especially for TP.

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CROATIA LEAK PIC

If Dougie was a complete copy of Cooper, sonny jim is fully Coop's child in a biological/genetic sense right?

>>84049580
I think she could be a lodge spirit, like the other old lady and her grandson, because Carl makes a reference about going places soon after that.

>>84049770
There was no Croatia leak, stop this stupid meme please

>>84049796
Croatian here

You are incorrect

We have seen Episodes 7, 8, and 9 for roughly one day before it was pulled. I have seen themselves and can confirm that picture but I will not confirm anything else

>>84049796
It was, my Slovene cousin told me the son of his friend's uncle who lives in Croatia saw like 10 minutes of it. They tv station stopped broadcasting it after that.

>>84049837
Thanks for not spoiling croatiabro.

>>84049837
Serbian here

Never trust a Croatian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2-LoEtc7n4

>>84049837
No you are not, and no you didn't. That picture is from the trailer, it even has the Showtime logo, you memeing fuck.

>>84049837
He's lying

t. actual Croatian

>>84049770
>>84049837
stop larping, that's from one of the trailers.

>>84049874
brm brm

>>84049837
Nuke Croatia from orbit.

>>84049877
>I'm gonna tell the Sheriff
fuck off Chad

my father work for croatia showtime he very upset and start hissing at cat piss

>>84049910
How about some nice friendly memes that are actually funny and not just lies and misinformation? Let's just hold hand and post Judy together.

im croatia and television box here showed episode 18 it endeded with Coop waking up and it was all dream haha oops spoilers lads :)))))

ONE ONE NIIIINE

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>>84049977

Cromagnon here. They accidentally aired Season 4 in its entirety. James replaced all main characters. Its just him doing a monologue with some props.

NEW THREAD

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>>84047466

>>84049998
>all of seasons 1, 2, 3 and FWWM have just been Cooper tripped out on hallucinogens
He never even solved the Laura Palmer case

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>>84050058
>229 posts in this thread
>post a link to your shit failure doppelthread
fuck.off.

>>84050058
This one is still fine you buttboy.

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leaked Buenos Aires scene open at your own risk

>>84050134
The monkey is Judy?

>>84050134
kek how can you get shrekt by a moneky like that? pretty humiliating

>>84050134
im croatia and can confirm dis real, habben in episode 10

I saw David Lynch at a grocery store in Missoula yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Am I connected to the Moon?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “I think I'm connected to the Moon” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen panties in his mouth without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the panties and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any Black Lodge infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each panty and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by meditating really loudly.

>>84050134
This is not from the Croatia leak btw

>>84050204

This is so good.

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>>84049118
Its where Mike and Bob had their encounter

>>84049875
How is human misery even canned?

>>84050412
F R O S T E D
R
O
S
T
E
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>>84050412
>He doesn't can his concentrated sorrows, misery, and pain after a long day
Pleb.

Anyone have a link for the live stream?

>>84050645
Quit asking, r*ddit

>>84050645
try again in an hour

>>84050412
very carefully

>>84040832
They need to do something about coopers hairline

>>84050878
and that neck, it looks red

nOBODY HAS POSTED IN 20 MINUTES TPG IS DEAD

what truly killed /tpg/?

>>84051331
nobody gives a shit about your shitty meme show

go home peakstards

I saw Dougie Jones at a casino in Vegas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Helloooo-OOOOOOOOO?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going "Helloooo-OOOOOOOOO“ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen jackpots in his mouth without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the panties and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “call for help” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jackpot and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by spitting out his coffee really loudly.

>>84051370
season 3 being shit

>>84051404
But season 3 is GOAT

I'm going through the IMDB reviews of Season 3, and I am shocked by all the 1-star reviews. What is going on?

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>>84051370
david lynch's misogyny

>>84051447
it's shit

>>84051447
Normies got Lynched hard.

Will Rhonda piss on the floor to make Ike slip when he comes in fighting?

>>84051465
A one star is a strong condemnation, like it has to be really bad to get a one star, and not a 2 or 3 stars, which I feel even at its worst this show does not deserve

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/mygal/

>>84051502
let me repeat: it's fucking shit.

horrible writing, horrible pacing, horrible direction, horrible everything.

It's fucking shit.

>>84051538
What about the five minutes later when she comes back and makes out with him, though

How long after the episode ends will it be up on showtime anytime?

Did Laura ever truly care for Bobby, or was he right that she just wanted the dope?

Bets on closing band tonight, lads? Desire has to show up sometime and play this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybYaONaws9k

>>84051602
read her diary pleb

>>84051549
LYNCHED

>>84051549
Sounds like you can't appreciate good cinema, friendo

>>84051613
The Veils (I hope)

>>84051623
You can't trust females, they lie even to themselves.

>>84051602
By the end of things it was definitely what he suspected, Bobby was just someone to supply her coke.

>>84051418

that literal feel when we are 6 episodes into a season that could potentially end up as the greatest season of all of television

don't blow it Lynch

>>84051613
Death Grips

>>84042772
The 17th Briggs body.

>>84051650
"Women are actresses."
t. babymetal

>>84051602
>trolls him when he kills a guy in self defense
>uses him for free drugs
>cheats on him with James
Yeah, anon, she cared about him.

>>84051679

If MC Ride stays noided, does he know about the Black Lodge?

>>84051613
Babymetal

>>84051672
The movie really adds a lot to Bobby's character. In the show it just looks like he's a hypocritical as s for getting so upset that Laura was seeing James while he was fucking Shelly guilt free. But after the movie it's much easier to understand how that situation came to be.

>>84049398
This would have been much better if it had been edited/played in reverse, lodge-style. Someone wants to try to reedit the scene this way?

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>>84051758
buddy you're asking questions that shouldn't be asked

>>84051790
Bobby definitely becomes more sympathetic/pitiable when you see FWWM/Missing Pieces. I really like the extended scene of him and Laura in his basement.

It also suggests that when Coop says "You didn't love her anyway" in the pilot he was mistaken.

>>84047124
That's like those insane rich people who believe that there is Type A and Type B cocaine, and that only poor people get Type B cocaine and only great rich people like them get the Type A, which is not addictive at all and only has positive effects.

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>>84050412

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>20 minutes to Dougie
I'm literally shaking, what's Ike going to do to our Dougie?

>15 minutes until Dougiekino

I legitimately don't want good Coop to come back because Dougie is so fucking based

>>84051907
Ike give two spikes

stream link?

Fuck it I'm gonna Judypost to make this thread autosage.
Move to this thread:
>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466

Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy.

>>84052029
http://www.showtime.com/#/play/live/shoeast

Is Bobby the father of Shelly's child?

>>84051549
can you imagine actually thinking this

11 MINUTES

GET HYPE

>>84047466
In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all,

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10 minutes unti-Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle has in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
we're gonna keep her out of it.

WHO DO YOU THINK THIS IS THERE?
...
I sure as hell want to tell you everything, but I ain't got a whole lot to go on, but I will tell you one little bitty thing; Judy is positive about this.

>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

I FOUND something in Seattle, at Judy's.

And then, there they were. And they sat quietly for hours... And I FOLLOWED.

UUUUUUUUHHH... oooowwwWWWWW.... OWWWW.... OWWW....

>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
ring... the ring...

I can't watch the show live with everyone because I have to download it since I refuse to watch shitty quality HDTV 1440×1080i@60 with duplicated frames, I demand true 24000/1001fps content.

So fuck to your shit bitchboys.

>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
May... February... 1989...
*teleports to Argentina*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
uuuhhh... uuhummuuu... uhummmuu.... *cough* *cough*....

....WHA?!

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>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
OOOH, MR. JEFFERIES.
OH, THE SHIT, itcomeoutofmyass.

>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
Santa Maria, WHERE DID YOU GO?!

>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
uh, uh.. UUHH UUHHH...

>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
AYUDEME

is it up? :o

>>84047466

uuuuh EEEEEUUUUHHHH...

>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
AYUDEMEEEE

>>84052029
Wait for 4k blu ray. Don't settle for less!

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>>84047466
>>84047466
>>84047466
uh AAAH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>84047946
no offense, but i think you'd have to be retarded to actually consider that better