/lbg/- Letterboxd General

>>83837107
>Idée fixe edition.
speak english fucker

uym

Do you have to read Homer in order to like Le Mépris?

>>83838645
>not reading the Greeks and the entire western canon before watching Transformers 2
you're doing it wrong lad.

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What's the point of watching anything not made by Griffith when everybody just copies him poorly.

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>>83838180
Reminder Bergman is a wannabe bargain bin Griffith

>>83837107
i was also gonna post that image as OP

also why did you include that bad chart in the news

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>>83838822
reminder Griffith is a wannabe bargain bin His Dad Reading Shakespeare To Him

>>83838645
How come Godard, Jacques Rivette, and Eric Rohmer's favorite films are those of Griffith's

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>>83838923
I didn't know Shakespeare made sunplays

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Your first mistake was existing, /lbg/. Your second mistake was thinking you knew more than me. I'm going to correct both of those mistakes, no matter how much time it takes. From now until the end of time, I'll be here to prove you wrong and destroy you. Give up, /lbg/, you haven't a chance of winning against a superior genetic specimen like myself.

>>83838966
>what is Globe Theatre

>>83838966
moonplays>sunplays

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What makes me laugh is people somehow think Griffith is outdated, yet no one has yet to explain how any work other than Griffith's is more complex in technique and profound in intellect than his let alone one past 1939

Griffith invented anime?

>>83839039
Everything revolves around the sun in the same vein as everything revolves around Griffith.

>>83839016
Irrelevant in the name of Griffith

>>83839094
no, Griffith has talent.

>>83839070
b-but he is a racits!

Miyazaki > Griffith

>>83839094
This is why film will never be art. The self-proclaimed "patricians" are too busy watching anime and playing video games meanwhile ignoring film history pre-1940. Whereas in literature, they still read from Sumerians and Greeks >>83838746

>>83839150
/a/ hates Miyazaki normalfaggot

>>83839151
film hasnt been around long enough for normies to notice this. give it 70 years.

>/a/ hates Miyazaki

again, why do I care about those fags?

>>83839166
/a/ hates anything with any sort of quality.

>>83839168
Film is a medium front the industrial age. It rapidly evolved and rapidly stinted. Name a formal innovation post-1939 that wasn't merely technical progress like IMAX and rotating chairs

did you guys know Marlon Brando invented realistic acting?

>>83839240
yeah but everything else that is considered art came before the industrial age (music, literature, art etc.)

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>>83839269
Nope that was Griffith, poor child

>>83839285
Film isn't art. What's your fucking point

>>83839285
>literature, music
>art
Barely

I wonder how PUNQ's wife reacts when he walks around with his nigger babies butts impaled on his hard dick

>dude everything isn't art lmao

>>83839422
t. too fat and lazy for synchronized swimming

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What's some film related stuff you can spend your money on?

>>83839785
a film

>>83839785
Flaherty>Riefenstahl

Emily Jean transcends the need for charts as she is always the best.
2nd place would require a million Emily's in between 2 and 1.

>>83839785
35mm screenings of great films

>>83840112
>35 mm
pleb

>>83839117
So was George Washington

>>83840243
b-but he is a racits!

>>83839785
Why do people worship Riefenstahl again

What did she invent. There were already handheld shots in the silent era, and hell, high angles already done 2 plus decades before her by Lumiere Bros.

>>83840379
She invented the modern aesthetic

>>83840331
Why does he have a monument on the side of a mountain then

>>83840439
What modern aesthetic. You can shots just like hers in Flaherty and King Vidor's stuff. And they have far longer takes than hers

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>>83838822
huh

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Look at me I'm Olympia!

>>83840592
>>83840570

>>83840570
Missed it by a space>>83838786

Riefenstahl > Griffith

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>>83840718
Flaherty+Merian C. Cooper+Ernest B. Shoesdack>Riefenstahl
Name a single thing she invented with an academic source.

>>83840873
she invented cinema

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https://letterboxd.com/steakbro/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GqgNebPm50

Dude I Love Superheroes Lmao

I wish i could go back in time and strangle baby griffith to death in his crib

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>>83840893
Didn't invent shit. All her techniques and "aesthetics" were done years before she even bothered acting in film.

>>83840925
grandfather effect bruh

>>83841052
He's not my grandfather

>>83840873
It's not really something tangible but I think Triumph of the Will was the first time that thousands of people had been caught on film in the same place before and the grand imagery opened the door to other large scale epics.

Also something about tracking shots and slow motion and stuff

>>83840914
>Kafka adaptation higher score than Citizen Kane
>has never seen a single Murnau picture
I guess this is why they call you steakbryo

>>83841124
Citizen Kane is a 2/5 at best you embryo cuck. Go watch some Griffith instead of a hack like Orson.

more like Stank BRAAAAPhage

>>83841124
>has never seen a single Murnau picture
if you're not counting the one i watches yesterday, i guess this is true

>>83841096
>was the first time that thousands of people had been caught on film
Griffith
>tracking shots
Griffith
>slow motion
Mack Sennett, Porter, Chaplin, Edison, Griffith

>>83841157
Citizen Kane is a 2 definitely but The Trial is no more than a 1. Shouldn't even be rated. Truffaut agreed as well

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letterboxd.com/albion
a l r i g h t ?

>>83841168
>2 stars
Griffith>Murnau

>>83840379
3d

>>83841279
kill yourself

>>83841390
>41 minutes later
Robert F. Elder already did it. Should know your history first, aspie.

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>>83841184
Yeah I don't think Birth of a Nation had 1 million extras or 700,000 or however many were at Nuremberg but nice try.

>>83841536
>Triumph of the Will was the first time that thousands of people had been caught on film in the same place >>83841096

Nice clip from the flick you just posted

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>>83841643
:)

The Germans lost their film industry and World War II. Huh, funny.

>>83841749
Once more, nice clip. Not even a million people in that picture, so you flunked that argument just like you did film history 101

Triumph of the Will is shit. There's nothing it did that Exodus Gods and Kings didn't do better

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>>83841820
Find me a clip of Birth of a Nation where this many people are in one shot. If you don't believe me, both films are on YouTube

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>>83841959
There are hundreds of films that came before with more crowds than that, pleb. And crowds don't even mean anything especially if it's just for an established event.

>whoa, look at me, I went to the Super Bowl and filmed with my iphone

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Fred Niblo>Leni Riefenstahl

>>83842482
Fred Niblo? Sorry I meant to say Emily Jean

These threads are the fucking worst, Jesus Christ.

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Griffith is a master and pioneer of tableau-style. He constructs images that are worthy of being hung on a wall.

>>83841088
he's the grandfather of film tho

>>83841279
live forever

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An example of Griffith's mastery of the tableau style

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Now the accompanying comparison

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>>83842868
what's your endgame, megaautist?

>>83844387
>>83839003

Mr. Chinese Doggy gives The Haunted Castle a 1 star rating.

>>83844499
He's right you know

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Hmmm.....

>>83845287
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG

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>>83845505
Why don't people like Chaplin now

ymlie njae si zaminga

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>>83846144
Because he's not as stylish. Chaplin is one of the biggest pleb filters

This is pure experimental cinema, this is visual poetry taken to the extreme. This is the only new thing since Griffith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1xKnuYAAZQ

>>83846144
I do like Chaplin. City Lights is one of my favorite movies

>>83846247
>Eisenstein does it with cuts, Max Ophuls does it with fluid movement. Chaplin does it with nothing. Eisenstein seems to be all form and no content, Chaplin is all content and little form. Nobody could have shot a film in a more pedestrian way than Chaplin. Nobody could have paid less attention to story than Eisenstein. Alexander Nevsky is, after all, a pretty dopey story. Potemkin is built around a heavy propaganda story. But both are great filmmakers.
>both are great
he didnt bash em stop being such a sensationalist

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>>83846298
>City Lights over the Kid
another pleb filter

>>83837107
Anyone with a triple-digit IQ can tell that this board is complete and total trash.
Where does one go from here? Is there a place like /tv/ that isn't so cancerous and filled with shit?
Don't tell me outright, because that will lead trash there, just give me some small hint and the assurance, the hope, that there is a place that checks off all the boxes.

>>83846429
newfag

>>83846455
he's right you know

>>83846429
>Where does one go from here?
http://w11.zetaboards.com/The_Auteurs/index/

The board which Griffithfag is too scared to attack

>>83840914
shit taste in music and film, new Fleet Foxes is rubish

>>83846553
No one gives a shit about your dead literal who forum, outsider.

>>83847327
Griffithfag = EXPOSED.

im naked

>>83847456
Anonymous = EXPOSED

>>83846429
criterionforum.org

>>83842738
who hurt you

>>83847339
In what way

>>83847686
sup criterionbabby

my favorite director > griffith

@megaautist
why did Griffith hate all of his works so much? explain that

>>83849075
dumb non-reply poster

give me kino or give me death

test

>>83849107
Take death, please.

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>>83849879
Original name.

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https://letterboxd.com/Arokz/

>>83850041
3

>>83850049
Werckmeister Harmonies
MY HOMIE

Why haven't YOU watched satantango yet?

>>83850392
its' realy long

>>83850435
It's only 7 hours and 30 mins

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>>83850392
Too busy atm to watch a 7 hours long movie but I sure do want to watch it (in one sit I hope)

>>83850470
i have a full-time job

>>83850547
Watching movies is a full-time job, bud.

>>83850392
I want to wait

>>83851055
If watching film is work for you then maybe you should find a different medium

Why haven't YOU watched satantango yet?

>>83851514
I have a part time job

>>83851514
Bela Tarr sucks

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L I F E

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Continuing to not watch anything

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Watched goodfellas at the cinema, haven't seen since I was 16 or so, enjoyed it a lot more
The way he captures the changing time period through the costumes and the set designs and the music choices is impeccable

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>>83852900
>The way he captures the changing time period through the costumes and the set designs and the music choices
Been done since the beginning of the medium. It's nothing special. Even Scorsese admitted

>>83853401
That does not mean it can't be done BETTER.

>>83853918
megaautist has difficulty understanding this concept

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>>83853918
>Goodfellas better than Scarface or The Valiant
A fucking feature-length MTV music video is not better than either of those.

>>83853918
>this blatant shit taste
You can like it as a guilty pleasure, but let's be honest here, nothing is better

>>83854136
>muh taste
A house made of stone is obviously gonna be better than ome of wood

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>>83854168
>stone

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>>83854168
Yes obviously. Stone is objectively better than cheap wood. Solely wood is for cookie-cutter suburb shit.

I get wood when i look at Stone

>>83841279
you know nothing about films, stop trying.

>>83854413
I don't even think he's trying. If he was trying, he would start with Muybridge and finish that book I sent him. Too busy watching cartoons

>>83855414

>>83854413
ok aeltbx
stop being upset i deleted you from skype

Who the fuck names themself aeltbx

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>>83837107
/lbg/

>>83856053
STONED AGAIN

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>>83855815

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>>83857839

I hear E3 was a complete let-down
>tfw not a gamer

>>83859086
As big a let-down as you are to your parents.

>>83859451
>t. /v/irgin

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>>83859488

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Thoughts?

>>83859630
Tarko/v/sky too low

>>83859783
/v/ doesn't like Tarkovsky you clutz

>>83859630
I really need to know what's special about Bela Tarr when Stroheim exists

>>83859895
>I go to /v/ and know which directors they do and do not like
You have to go back, Tark/v/edditor

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Wow France has been making cuck movies since 1964. How do we fix this country?

>>83860125
not an argument

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What makes a film the greatest ever made. Because clearly thematic scope and expansive breadth of technique doesn't matter. Why do so many believe Griffith is an irrelevant technician. People throw Andrew Sarris's name around and even he considers Griffith a pantheon director, the one major thing Kael and him agreed on. All of the French New Wave directors pseuds love considered Griffith's films the greatest ever made.

>>83860129
It's too late for that.

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>>83860129
They have the most top tier qts in their movies though.

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It's not even a matter of silent films not being appreciated. People love Murnau, Fritz Lang, and Buster Keaton. But they more than likely don't even bother giving Griffith, Chaplin, or Stroheim the time of day. Even in today's latest appraisal of static shots and pseudo documentary shit, Griffith is still considered outdated because he had too many closeups, varying angles, tracking shots, and crosscutting. A man that used pioneered every technique, utilized every technique when appropriate and to its fullest is outdated.

I need a genuine answer as to why Keaton is even praised so much. He wasn't the best stuntman of the silent era and he barely directed any of the stuff he starred in, it was Malcolm St. Clair

>>83860745
his films made ppl laff

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>>83862265
Harold Lloyd grossed the most at the box office. Technique-wise, Lloyd is superior due to his joke-a-second mantra. There is so much clouding the frame and multiple things happening within it that you have to pay attention to catch everything. Lloyd also made the transition to sound successfully and did Jerry Lewis before him

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>>83862265
>his films made ppl laff
Shit comedy. Griffith already implemented comedic characterization. And Douglas Fairbanks is a superior stuntman. I'd tell you to get better taste, but you can't fix genetics.

>>83862884
You didn't actually disprove anything, just muh originalism and muh taste.

Cry me a river.

>>83863117
boo-hoo!!!

>>83863126
BOO HOO HOO WHITE PEOPLE

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>>83863021
You didn't actually watch The Gaucho or Girl Shy, just muh collapsing train and muh stoneface

I'm literally shaking.

>>83863568
It's a sign of downs.

>>83846144
Chaplin spent too much effort on creating "a character" you were already supposed to recognize and find funny, while Keaton let his physical humor speak for itself.

>>83863764
Isn't that 'technique' just a happy accident resultant of economical filmmaking?

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Are Chaplin and Griffith the greatest pleb filters

Don't

Breathe

Honestly I think it's cool that megaautist branched out a little bit today, posting in several threads et al, let's just hope it never repeats again.

>>83866854
Why not? It was fun watching him get exposed on more than one front.

I've filtered posts with the word Gr*ffith and now /lbg/ is okay again

>>83850049
>Mon Oncle
MY NIGGER

>Shadow of Colossus full on remake for PS4.

What do we think about this, el bee egee?

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hiya guys

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letterboxd.com/27AMDi34/

>avant-garde
>short form
>nonobjective
>verse-film
>structuralism
>video art

>>83870132
i like you

>>83870416
:D

I hate citizen kane but I won't give a low rating because I don't want people to judge me

>>83871040
give it a 3/5, then no one will care.

>>83871052
but citizen kane is 1 1/2 or 2

>>83870243
wow so smart

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Good morning to everyone except Griffithfan

>>83871428
You can't stop thinking about me.

>>83872100
i think about you all the time

>>83872138
gay

non Griffith bump

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xMzCAmPVzhQ

who is the uwe boll of this century?

>>83873728
you

>>83873805
why

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Looks like Bruce Melvin and his Jewish boyfriend Winstonne are having relationship problems again.

"RAY-AAANDY!" (no relation to the Aziz Ansari character)

>>83873948
POO

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>>83874039
back off

Looks like Bruce Melvin and his Jewish boyfriend Winstonne are having relationship problems again.

>>83874223
Winston Smith, Winstonne, Bruce Melvin, Bruce_Melvin on reddit, Randy Melvin, ThePrez, it's alllllll me AHAHAHA
~arms wide opem camera Zoomem out flying above tha treetopz ending up in Space and can still hear ma maniacal lafter~

Looks like Bruce Melvin and his Jewish boyfriend Winstonne are having relationship problems again.

i also pretend to be Emly on steam, come say hi
username checkem22

I like to FIGHT too.
I like to EAT
I like to have CHILDREN.
I HAVE A LIFEFORCE
THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE.
THIS IS WHAT WE ACT LIKE.
THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY WAS LIKE BEFORE US.
I'M A THROWBACK.
I'M SETTING FIRES EVERYWHERE.
AND HUMANS ARE TURNING ON EVERYWHERE.

Looks like Bruce Melvin and his Jewish boyfriend Winstonne are having relationship problems again.

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>>83875532
I need to know why people are watching Feuillade when Griffith exists.

>>83875571
because people have good taste

>>83875584
You have shit taste but there's no overcoming genetics.

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>tfw lost the genetic lottery and can't enjoy Griffith

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>mfw machill is the emily jean poster

Should I watch Yang chronologically or is it okay to just skip to Yi Yi and do the rest later?

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>>83876751

>>83875603
I don't know why are you talking to me like that

>>83876783
???

Whatever happened to liking films without some nobodies bickering at me over taste. IDGAF like c'mon

>>83876751
Whatever you feel like. Doing it chronologically seems like a good excuse to put off his two longest films.

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>his reaction when he sees your penis

Looks like Bruce Melvin and his Jewish boyfriend Winstonne are kissing and telling in /lbg/ with Zootopia memes again

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So tired I can't watch films... Fuck working sucks.

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>her face when she sees Bruce Melvin's furry porn

>>83878705
Make your evening film a nice thing to look forward to for the evening when you get home
That's what I've been doing the last few years

>>83878675
Come visit us in our thread on [s4s] >>>/s4s/5490585

>>83879107
>I'd like to see Winstonne debate the Griffith fan in /lbg/
this

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This is me, the master of kino, phoneposting

>>83879274
master of retardation

>>83879370
I'm not pengistard

>>83870243
>vimeobabby still doesn't know what structuralism is

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What are some good films about welcoming death?

>>83880439
my life

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https://letterboxd.com/sylvydra/

My copy of The Devils had the Christ orgy edited in but the leg masturbation edited out. Also, what the fuck did y'all make me watch?

>>83880439
Bergman's filmography.

>>83880439
The last few minutes of noise from Irreversible

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>>83876958
I'm not surprised. Ignorance is your median mode.

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https://letterboxd.com/Aroodrao/

Hey fellas! I've been gone for a bit at uni but im starting to get back into the letterboxd scene. Was anyone else as disappointed by the sound design in "Million Dollar Baby" as I was? I mean we've had decades of boxing films and yet when we have championship fights in this film it sounds so fucking quiet. I also felt as though the only reason that Morgan Freeman was the narrator was because "member shawshank?"

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As promised, my list of 25 films from early moving technology to 1917. Chronological order with all the caveats

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Watch Massacre gun right now.

Cameron Diaz in the counselor is one of the worst castings i have ever seen.

https://letterboxd.com/FutureDays/

How many movies do I have to watch before I can be cool?
https://letterboxd.com/Toppy/

at this point i just wanna read greentext of D.W. Griffith fucking Emily Jean

>>83883171
10k

>>83883333
can't argue with those digits. I'll be back when I log 10k

give me kino or give me death

>>83883868
Take death, please.

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https://letterboxd.com/machill54/

Max mon amour was a pretty good movie about a woman fucking a chimp I guess

>>83883125
I can't right now I need too go to sleep

>>83882117
where did you get it from? I think there are more complete versions out there. I haven't seen it still, hopefully will get a chance to see at cinema in a couple of months

>>83883868
Take kino, please.

>>83883868
Take my wife, please.

>>83883868
You'll get nothing and like it.

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Why does /lbg/ never talk about this?

Kiss Me Deadly is about a redpill

kiss my deadly cock lol

>>83884181
Obviously because very few people who still post here have seen it
how dumb are you

>>83884307
Why have very few people seen it? Why does /lbg/ only care about Tsai, Yang and Hou and not about the Czech new wave?

>>83883975
I got it from a neat, still-standing video rental place. The quality of the censored bits was good, but it was nonetheless effective at fucking me up. The film's an experience.

>>83884461
idk, Czech new wave used to be the big thread meme

not enough bullying of people who watch anime, that's my diagnosis

>>83884705
The problem is, you think that's a panacea.

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http://nausea.club/kino.html
Nao streaman.

>>83883024
come to the discord aroo

>>83883024
You and Bruce Melvin should unite to form a Frog Alliance

>>83883024
please

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https://letterboxd.com/film/the-dogway-melody/

>>83887040
the dogway melody

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>>83887172
Mmmm

>>83887172
doggo

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>>83887040
The first dog on screen was directed by Auguste and Louis Lumière 33 years prior. Name a single thing The Dogway Melody innovated and provide academic sources to back up your claims. Comedy is a non-art.
https://thebioscope.net/2008/11/14/first-film-dogs/

>>83887340
you don't need to innovate shit when you doggos with hats

>>83887416
when you have*

fuck you anyway

>>83887416
Please provide academic sources to back up your claim. It's been 5 minutes.

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should i go watch lost in translation at my local theater

haven't watched it in like 8 years

>>83887471
That movie's a fraud and you're a fool if you fell for it.

As a critic and historian, you look for something new. If it's not new, it's garbage

>>83883074
I like how you purposely ignore Griffeth's features.

30 minutes and still no response

Boyhood did nothing new.

>muh 12 years

Films shot over multiple years is nothing new. Neither is using kid actors.

>>83887770
took you 12 years to respond lmfao

>>83887770
>boyhood did nothing new
>filming in 12 years
>nothing new

I can't say nothing but LOL

I don't respond to anyone and I never ask questions. I am always correct and perfectly composed.

Films being shot over multiple years has been achieved since the silent years

Doing a moving long take that lasted 12 years would be the only thing warranted of the slightest praise. Static ones with digital technology are merely happy accidents of economical filmmaking.

I am literally better than all of you in every imaginable way. Never fucking test me ever you imperfect pieces of shit.

>>83887808
h'haaaaaaaaaaaa

>>83887963
k dude u know all the good Movys. when ur time is up and u are saying ur Goodbyes on the death-bed people will remember: U LIKED MOVYS~! u liked movys BETTER than other ppl liked movys. and u made sure they KNEW it. u KNEW the BEST way to escape from your Life for two hours. NO one else wasted their time like YOU did. NO one else could appreciate the intricacies of filmic (sic) mundanity like YOU did. haha hell yea. one for the history books, right here

>>83888117
megaautist EXPOSED

daily reminder that david e is a faggot, his reviews sucks and carol isn't that good

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Whoops, forgot to take the cover off the lens of my digital camera. But it's okay, I wrote an essay explaining why and what it reveals of the human condition. What you're seeing is a subjective long take, a technique I invented.

NEW:

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>>83888610
>>83888610
>>83888610
>>83888610

Shits not even bump limit fuckin tarfs

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>>83889933
lol
Checked.

Actual last

>>83890199
wrong