>change skin color >it's an alien

>>81660725
If it's true on Earth it's true in space too

>>81660755
Wow, nice!!!

That's cause she's mexican anon. She's an illegal alien.

Wait a sec.

So blacks and yellow people are aliens.

"Whites" are not really white though.

>>81660755
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

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>change age
>it's illegal
?

>>81660755
YOURE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!!

>>81660869

>Legal

>>81660755
ebic

>>81660755
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

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>change name
>it's a girl

>>81661068
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining, first. Hell, it was actually funny.

But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?

In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147.

Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.

Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.

>>81660755
Build the space wall. The United States of Space. Freedom ain't free. We will destroy all aliens and send them back to their home planets.

>>81660725
>saves money
>human looking characters are more relatable
>nobody actually wants ugly aliens, unless they are the monster/enemy

Makes perfect sense to me

>>81660725
>implying all of her parts are humanish

>>81660725
I actually kind of liked that. Felt campy as fuck, and hollywood just cant into camp anymore.
Also thats what they are in the comics.

>>81661068
>>81661097

Take your unfunny samefag copypasta shit back to /b/.

>>81660725
Finally a use for niggers

>>81661203
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>81660725
Discount bunnyfu a cute

>>81661268

>>>/b/

>>81660755
P good

>>81661097
You dare call someone a vermin just for trying to experience life and live a little? Sure, real safe for you in your mothers basement just calling adventurous people vermins. Your comment literally highlights the amount of ignorance that still remains in our world, and you should actually go out and maybe stop passing on knowledge that you've read in a book your mum gave you when you were six, okay? I'm trying to be helpful here, but you give me a headache and your unhelpfulness and irritating know-it-allness is just a complete pain in the ass for everyone around you, but I'm sure you already have heard this a million times but your ego is just far too strong that you don't allow yourself to listen to anyone. Your arrogance kind of reminds me of Spongebob (in the simplest way that a child like you would understand) because everyone hates you except for your really dumb best friend, so you think everythings okay. Squidward especially hates you and shows it, and constantly tries to get away from you but your arrogance is so huge and spreads from land to land that not even Squidward can get away from you. Please don't reply, I'm afraid that if you do I might catch just a little bit of your ignorance and it is far too late in the day for me to want to listen to you at all. Go and have some alcohol, it might kill just the right braincells for you to be able to get back on with your life and might actually improve your day. Have a good one, and please do not reply.

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>>81660725
I enjoy this trope, space elves too

Oil wrestle me, fags

>>81660725
>she also has 5 nipples and 3 vaginas

>>81662006
>odd number of nipples

Disgusting

>>81661377
>>>/lgbt/

>>81660725
you forgot the part where she has two feminine penises

>>81661786
it's stupid

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>white skin color
>"i'm black y'all"

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>>81660755

>>81662390
You're stupid

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>>81661071
Don't question Ronan's life choices.

>>81660755
kek

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>>81660755

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>>81660725
You know. This is a Alien.

>>81662416
you're now imagining the smell in there

>>81660725
I WILL NO LONGER BE YOUR SLAVE

>>81665592
>t. scared white boy
Probably smells like a swimming pool of cologne.

>>81666061
Mixed with that earthy smell of the negro.

>>81665758
She was a qt