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A+ Simpsons jokes
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Buenos noches mein Führer!
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That sucked OP
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i have a feeling it's a great joke, i just don't quite understand *why*, you know?
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>>81256953
I dont get it
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>>81256995
:^)
the wiggum family is my favorite
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>>81257021

There it is. Beat me to it
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>>81256953
I genuinely don't get it.
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>>81257021
has anyone asked any of the old writers on twitter about this? I know they reply to fans about these kind of things pretty often
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>>81257021
Most people who try to "explain" it don't get it either
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>>81257021
A+ tv memes
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>>81257021
>goldblum.jpg
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>>81257021
Chuck's Fuck & Suck
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>>81257021
It's a statement about corporatism.
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>>81257021
How did they get away with this in a PG show
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>>81257024
>>81257045
Bet you clearly get rick and morty, tards.
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>>81257021
I got the joke from my first viewing

>>81256982
This one I don't get
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>>81257114
What's there not to get, stupid? Nazis moved to south america after the war.
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>>81257102
>>81257084
That makes zero sense. What the fuck would be a sucks and fucks shop be? There is zero implication that Sneed changed what the store sold he just took over.
>Dude it was ALL a dream
Fucking reddit with their fan theories
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>>81257114
Cuba is a Fascist dictatorship.
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>>81257114
I think it's supposed to be Hitlers dad
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>>81257021
The joke is that the store was formerly called Chuck's feed & seed.
Now as you know, to chuck or chucking is another word for throwing up.
So throwing up feed and seed, is like what a bird does.
So the owner changed the name to Sneed.
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>>81257099
>No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
every fucking time
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>>81257142
But Chuck is also a name
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>>81257084
That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read

That makes no fucking sense why would changing the name change the product? And if your dumbass is right, which you're not, then why mention the previous owner at all if that's not what the current owner is selling?
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>>81257129
That's it? wtf I hate the Simpsons now
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>>81257200
That's the joke.
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>>81256953
That's godtier af
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>>81257206
>That's it?
You're missing the context, you dumb cunt.
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>>81257114
implying Hitler and other families fleed to South America after WW2.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/455810/The-INCREDIBLE-picture-that-proves-Adolf-Hitler-lived-to-95-with-his-Brazilian-lover
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/725536/Adolf-Hitler-Nazi-Germany-die-bunker-escape-submarine-Argentina
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>>81257327
Hahaha get it it's "Sneed Pleed"

>>81257084
>>81257102
>>81257114
>>81257275
That's how fucking stupid you are
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>>81257327

I hope this writer was fired.
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>>81257021

Who was Chuck and why did he sell his shop to Sneed?
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>>81257200
It's a nonsense joke. It's absurdist, it doesn't need to make any sense.
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>>81257327
>le callback xD

truly the wit of a fool
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>>81256982
I dont understand the guy on the bike, people from Buenos Aires dont dress like that
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>>81257327
Top tier callback.
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>>81257460
Hahaha!
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>>81256953
>I CAN'T SEE THROUGH METAL, KENT!
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>>81257460
>Please Fuck elsewhere
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>>81257502
are u saying there are laws dictating what buenos airyans are allowed to wear?
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>>81257595
>buenos aryans
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>>81257595
Hats and vests are pretty rare in argentina. yes.
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>>81257502
>people from Buenos Aires dont dress like that
theyre not from Buenos Aires obviously, as theyre white.
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>>81256982
DAS WAGONFONE IST EIN....... NUISANCEFONE!!!
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>>81257692
How about sawstika lapels?
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>>81257099
God, look at all the energy in this drawing. Screenshots like this really highlight how shameful NuSimpsons animation is.
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>>81257745
Probably more common than hats if you exclude American tourists
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>>81257745
Not rare but not common either
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Who was he shooting at?
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>>81257502

He's a Nazi refugee you dolt, he's dressed like a German
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>>81257822
god
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>>81257844
So is it a pro-refugee joke?
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>>81257866
Yes, after all the Nazis wanted to take over the entire world and have everyone speak German and only be blue eyed and blonde.
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>this wanker leading everyone on with mein fuhrer joke
lmao
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>>81257881
then why did hitler have brown hair lmao was he a fucking retard
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>>81257950
Why do you think he had Mengele operate on every six million and one jew they killed? Dr. Mengele personally met everyone of them and experimented on them in order to turn brown hair blonde and other eyes blue.
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>>81257133
Fascism is a type of economical and sociopolitical organization not a buzzword to throw against anyone we don't like.

Cuba is communist.
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>>81258001
The joke though is about Horseshoe Theory and how close they are to Nazis. You clearly didn't get the joke.
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>>81258024
I was talking about your post.

I don't even remember that Simpsons episode.
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>>81257021

It's called sneed's but it used to be called chuck's which is funny because it wouldn't rhyme
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>>81257856
Deep..
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>>81257021
Funny how this screen has single handedly ruined all Simpsons threads on /tv/

I'm holding out hope it'll stop eventually
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>>81257021
The store used to be called Chuck's, but now it's called Sneed's Feed & Seed.
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>>81257998
damn... Hitler truly was the worst person in all of human history
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>>81258285
It all makes sense now...
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>>81258485
He truly was. There was no humanity in him, only evil. Its hard to believe he was birthed and didn't climb out of a hole under a rock, or that rainbow coloured smoke from the burning of killers form a evil being.
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What's the second best Simpsons episode lads?

First place is obvious.
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Think they went a bit far with this one.
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>>81256953
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>>81258577
>First place is obvious.

Which episode is it?

It's not You Only Move Twice, if that's what you attempted to imply.
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>>81257142
i don't find that funny if that is the actually joke.
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>>81258577

Cape Feare
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>>81257720

Its funny because thats how most german words are

gloves are Handshoes
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>>81258794
A lot of languages do it. English is just the special snowflake of the world.
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>>81258577
Fear of Flying
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>>81258862
>wardrobe
>carpark
>toothbrush
>snowflake
>dishwasher
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>>81258794
but its logical to do that.
>animal is tier
>pet is haustier
efficient language desu
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>>81257822
moe regularly had the best lines/jokes/scenes
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>>81258577
You posted it. The best is Homer at the Bat.
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>>81256953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo
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>ever see a guy say goodbye to a show?
>yes, once.
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>>81258953
>pet is "house-animal"
Then what's the word they use for your mom in german?
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>>81258577
Why is his body on backwards?
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>>81257822
Some gangsta who's dissin' your fly girl
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>>81259619
hausfrau
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>>81257822
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQT1tymyXeU
>lol omg xD that's frickin epic dank memes xD
Why the fuck do normans have to ruin everything?
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>>81257200
>That makes no fucking sense why would changing the name change the product?
Literally the fucking joke, Sneed's Feed & Seed was formerly Chuck's Feed & Seed.
The entire fucking joke is that the sign makes you think it was formerly Chuck's Fuck & Suck, which it wasn't.
Go back to watching Big Bang Theory if fucking Simpsons is too much for you.
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>>81257021
Related
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>>81258538
Thank G-d the Israelis are hunting down those 97 year old Nazis and trying them for their crimes against humanity
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>>81260498
>he's an elitist about fucking memes
Damn aren't we a depressing bunch.
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>>81260651
Who said I like memes at all? And yeah, some are better than others, but they're all fucking terrible.
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Car hold!
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>>81257398
>>81257458
>>81257548
it's fake in case you didn't know
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>>81260965
(you)
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>>81258485
Drumpf is worse
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>>81258947
carhole*
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>>81258577
according to imdb ratings 'You Only Move Twice' is actually second, with 9.2/10, to 'Homer's Enemy' with 9.3/10. The next few are 'The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson', 'Who Shot Mr. Burns?' and 'Cape Feare' all with a score of 9.1

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/eprate
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>>81261320
lol
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>>81257404

The financial collapse of 2008 hit chuck especially hard. He had to sell to Sneed, Who works for Monsanto.
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>>81257021
The owner's name is Chuck Sneed. Do you get it now? Fuck this board is retarded.
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>>81257021

>oi Matt, what name should we use in that 'Sneed's Feed and Seed' joke?
>jesus, Chuck, just use anything, what's the difference. it's not like people in the future will spend long hours discussing this plain and simple joke
>right, boss
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>>81257745
Pretty common in Bariloche
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>>81257084
That....actually makes sense
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>>81261080
no it isnt
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>>81257822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48PRxw_wspw
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>>81257084
>>81261702
So then why does a store advertising fuck and suck sell feed and seed?
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>>81257763
Its sterile and that removes a lot of the humor that could be gained from the cartoonish reactions
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>>81260539
>"...Gary Larson would later say that it was the strip he'd gotten the most inquiries about, as people tried in vain to figure out what the hell they were for, when in fact Larson hadn't meant them to be anything but strange. Larson later said that he regretted having made one of the tools look vaguely like a saw, thus implying the rest had real-world counterparts. He got the idea from the (now discredited) anthropology theory that what separated humans from animals was using tools, and then wondered what it would be like if cows did have tools. He thinks his biggest mistake was thinking this was funny—which it was, but for different reasons than what he intended."
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CowTools


>"Larson has said that the inspiration behind the cartoon was hearing the statement in college that man could be defined as "the only animal that made and shaped tools". Having a weird fascination with cows, he later wondered what kind of tools a cow would make, and came up with the published cartoon. Larson has also said that his first mistake with Cow Tools was thinking that it was funny. The second was that he made one of the tools look like a hand saw.

>People lost their minds ... well as much as you can lose your mind over a cartoon. Larson's publisher was inundated with requests about the cartoon. What did it "mean"? Why would a cow make a saw? What's the saw for? What are the other tools for? What kind of political statement was Larson trying to make with Cow Tools? etc. People formed organizations to discuss Cow Tools. Ultimately, the press surrounding Cow Tools turned Larson from a semi-struggling cartoonist into a massively syndicated brand.
http://www.mmorpg.com/showFeature.cfm/loadFeature/3911/...

What in the fuck?
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>>81262148
It isn't advertising fuck and suck. It used to.
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>>81257822
time itself
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>>81256953
I don't know Ray Patterson, but he's no Ray Patterson.
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explain this joke for me ?
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>>81260429
*hauswhalebbclover
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>>81262347
>Superintendent Chalmers
>Supernintendo Chalmers

kek
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>>81256953
>fallout boy

LOL WAR NEVER CHANGES XDDD *picks up nuclear catapult and blows up super mutants*
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>>81262148
Who knows? Make up your own reason. That's probably the point of the joke.
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>>81261183
I kno, right?
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>>81262363
people were naturally more curious and had a lot of free time before the internet
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>>81263023
AHAHAHAH
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>>81263023
now I'm craving for some Cheetos™
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>It's a Bart goes m2f trans episode.
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>>81263023
Not a Trump supporter but did the Simpsons ever make jokes about Obama's appearance?

Just curious.
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>>81263023
MFW
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>>81263263
Actually, they did
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>>81257133
The scene is in Argentina
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>>81257327
>>81257460
ha, top shelf
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>>81263319
>>>/pol/
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>>81262591
This is probably the most unfunny gag I've seen.
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>>81257045
>>81257024
next sounds like necks
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>>81261279
>The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

... Why? It sucked
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>>81263704
>it's only bad if you make fun of blacks
>>>/reddit/
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>>81257099
Why the brown woman in the stand topless?
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>>81258581
I don't get it. What does that guy have to do with the girl that the Podestas raped and murdered?
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Where Mr. Burns lives.
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>>81257327
>I told you not to fern that
What?
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>>81263770
t. Juliani
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>Expect A+ Simpsons Joke thread
>Get enough shitposting to rival /s4s/

Congratulations faggots on ruining another thread.
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>>81260729

The best and the ep is more relevant today than ever.
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>>81263737
faggot
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>>81257131
It used to be Chucks Feed and Seed
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>>81263319
kek
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>>81259175
MUH LEEEEEGS
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>>81263704
>>>/lgbt/
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>>81259175

YOU GON' GIVE MY ONE LIL' EGGROLL?
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>>81264649
noice
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>>81264390
>>>/po/
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>>81257502
WAIT
You're saying people from Buenos Aires DON'T wear swastikas?
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>>81256953
HAHAHAHA REDDIT REFERENCES XD
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>>81259175
HE'S A BIG GUY!
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>>81263943
I don't get it
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>>81264939
Croesus was an ancient Greek king known for his extreme wealth.
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>>81264759
>>>/tg/
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I laugh every time

It's from the sequel to Kamp Krusty, called Kamp Krustier, fyi
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>>81263737
Nigger
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>>81257021
That's the incorrect way to tell the joke. The store would just be called "Chuck's"
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>>81263943
Ok I never noticed this before. That's pretty clever.
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>>81256953
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WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P-DIDDY
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>>81265109
I watched this too much and now I genuinely enjoy it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK-JE8vOak0
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>>81264805
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>>81265133
Fuck wrong one, that's actually good

>>81265109
Still enjoy it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhMIv7Gokfk
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>>81258577
This, You Only Move Twice and Cape Feare are the absolute best simpsons episodes of all time
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>>81265206
>>/facebook/
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>>81263901
>the girl that the Podestas raped and murdered?


any videos?
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>>81265249
Officially, YOMT and Homer's Enemy are the best
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>>81258577
>>81258577
Homer Badman
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>>81265331
No. Her parents sue anyone who suggests anything besides she vanished into thin air
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>>81265388
shucks
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>>81265348
>inb4 what are the bottom ones

Lowest is the Lady Gaga episode, the other three outliers are clip shows
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>>81265348
which one got the lowest rating?
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>>81265426
>>81265457
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>>81264939
>>81264955
And Mammon is a prince of hell that represents greed, also means literally money or wealth
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The Simpsons are going to Pandora!
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>It's a bunch of celebrity guest stars visit Springfield and manage to personally intertwine themselves with the Simpsons for no real reason episode
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>>81265348
>imdb
>official
nah
Homer's Enemy is kinda shitty episode anyway, why the fuck is it the first?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGieOpq5Qu4

This joke is probably my favourite gag from all time from the show. It's so simple and clever.
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Pic related is one of the coolest that comes to mind.
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>>81258577
$pringfield
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>>81265616
>It's a celebrity guest star voices their self episode
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>>81265616
>it's still a good episode
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>>81257822
Those dubs
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>>81263704
Get off 4chan Barack
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>>81265716
I don't get it
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>>81265825
Get out of my office
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>>81260498
>dude loud noise lmao
I don't get it
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>AND DO THE HOMER SHAKE
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>>81257383
WOW this is incredible proof
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oh am i

AM I REEEEALLY

A-HA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvGeYPOpSpI
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UNA
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>>81257856
underrated meme
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>>81256953
I have no recollection of this whatsoever and I'm troubled by that.
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>>81266753
After all this years, I can proudly say I've never listened that "song"
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>>81263319
top kek
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>>81267139
it's the episode where they're filming a live action Radioactive Man movie. Same episode the "ze goggles. zey do nothing!" comes from
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>>81267283
>"ze goggles. zey do nothing!

I don't remember that line.
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>>81267413
ok now you're just being silly
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>>81267413
>my eyes, the goggles do nothing
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>>81267438
Nope, don't remember it.

>>81267457
Oh, okay, I remember that line.
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>>81257021

The joke is that it should be "Food". "Feed" is a noun.
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>>81257021

Chuck's Feed and Seed

lol, I get it
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>>81267492
Yes. Feed is a noun.
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>>81265611
>Oedipus metaphor
Pretty bold stuff.
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>>81261450

I'm laughing so fucking hard at this post
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>>81257156
The Bart, The!
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>>81263864
huh
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>>81267413
>>81267469
>being passive aggressive over someone getting simpsons line wrong
jesus fucking christ anon this is some top tier second hand embarrasement
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>>81267639
He was trying to remind me of an episode by quoting a line that doesn't exist. I just had a hard time remembering is all.
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>>81257383
>express
D R O P P E D
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>>81267662
it was the misquote that became the meme you goof
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>>81267662
>still doing it
anon pls
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>>81263263
>>81263319
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>>81265768
>DAAA...RRYYYLLLL
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>>81264649
>>81264747
>>81264783
>>81264805
>>81265206
>>>>>>/facebook/
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>>81265611
Awful
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>>81267861
Please what?

>>81267841
Nobody mentioned anything about a meme, you goof.
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>>81265611
Barrt, stop trying to have sex with me with your hair
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>>81268172
I don't get it
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>>81263704
A FUCKING LEAF
>>
Go to
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/eprate
scroll to bottom pick an episode then post the plot
What to Expect When Bart's Expecting
Bart becomes a savior to Springfield couples trying to conceive when he inadvertently uses voodoo to get his art teacher pregnant.
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>>81257021
Perhaps he's wondering why you'd pay for a sign, just to put the old owners name on it?
>>
DO THE HOMER SHAKE
https://youtu.be/YNrn-7zjmYw
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>>81257327
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>>81268517
Did you recently escape an amish colony by any chance?
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>>81268673
>The Caper Chase
>April 2, 2017
>5.7/10
>Mr. Burns starts his own for-profit university and hires Homer as a professor.

jesus christ
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>>81268803
What clip is this? I want to see what he said.
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>>81268942
stay calm children, the falkland islands have just been invaded. i reap the falkland island have been invaded. the falkland islands are a small group of islands off the coast of etc. etc. etc
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>>81268942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9u2ItrAK0c
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>>81268673
>Moe Goes from Rags to Riches
>Season 23(!)
>While Bart tries to regain Milhouse's friendship, Moe's bar cleaning rag tells his unlikely story of how he got to where he is today.
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>>81269000
BUTTHURT ARGIE BARGIES.
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>>81268905
This actually wasn't bad, the joke was basically that universities take all the SJW shit seriously
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>>81268673
>The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed. 5.8
Ned takes the Simpsons on a pilgrimage to Israel in order to try and save Homer, but soon discovers that he may not be worth saving
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>>81269046
This was a bad episode, not gonna lie

But nu-Simpsons actually has some realy nice episodes like Barthood and pic related

So it's not like they're incapable, just lazy and fearful of upsetting old man groening
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>>81268978
Top kek. Fun fact. The Argies invaded South Sandwich Islands by pretending to be fishermen. It's long been feared that the Argies will invade the Falklands by loading up a jumbo jet with special ops and pretending they have difficulties and request to land at the airstrip there, then launch an attack.

Of course the Brits have defences, but you can't be 100% sure it's not a civilian airliner and just shoot it down. I suspect the result would be they'd be forced to land with a military cordon and the Typhoons will be in the air as well.

>mfw Argies won't ever invade again
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>>81265348
>the second lowest rated episode on this graph has a better joke than almost every episode following it

That fucking wagon musical was great.
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>>81269144
>It's long been feared that the Argies will invade the Falklands
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>>81269118
It really was, the episodes where they travel to Japan or Australia were good parodies of the culture, but that was just a Simpsons travel guide to going to Israel
>>
>>81269192
Yeah it's weird, the old clipshow episodes had lot of great jokes in the connecting plot, way better than most zombie simpsons episodes
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>>81267204
>I guess that's why you think it's a song when it isn't
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>>81269370
>(You) (especially this one)

You're welcome
>>
My friend claims he remembers something from the Simpsons where a prisoner is cold so he pours gasoline on his sheets, sets them on fire and sleeps in them.

Does anyone know what he's on about? I suspect he's either lying or he is just remembering shit wrong.
>>
>>81268697
Is this baneposting
>>
>>81269247
Yeah. Nobody wants to fight a war, even against the left over 60's shit of the Argies. Argies prob just waiting for Corbyn to get in power and buy it for a packet of crisps.
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>>81269488
google suggested this

is this it?
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>>81269532
>waiting for Corbyn to get in power
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>>81269542
Yea I tried googling and couldn't find anything close. That's why I came here, to ask if people have memories of this.
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>>81256953
come back zinc
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>>81269573
Don't underestimate Gen Z and their love of Communism.
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>>81269447
Isn't the Keep Out legally important in marking where private property begins and ends?
>>
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>But the Springfield brigade was too brave to accept the surrender!
>Come on men! Those white flags are no match for our muskets!
>>
>>81257822
>3 shots in a double barrel
fucking moe get out reeeeeeeeeee
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78gYyTrG7Y

>tfw the couch gags have become better then the actual show
>>
>>81269809
>private property


fuck off nazi
>>
>>81265616
As a non-american who knows shit about baseball, this episode is in my top 5.
>>
>>81262148
>autism
>>
>>81269892
but that wasn't funny at all
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The gags involving Homer chasing a dog are the best.
>>
>>81269976
wait I though Homer was a teen in the 90s? that looks more like the 60s or 70s
>>
>>81270037
They've been changing it every season to maintain their ages. Skinner isn't a Vietnam vet anymore either.
>>
>>81265611
where is the joke?
>>
>>81270081
Johnny? Johnny! JOHNNY!!!!!
>>
>>81269896
Well, when you come onto my private properly, don't be upset my turret motion sensor automated GAU-8 shreds your face.
>>
>>81257052
I actually did a really long time ago! I asked Matt Selman about that joke and he told me that it's supposed to be "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"
>>
>>81270122
you seriously think mere bullets can hurt ME?
>>
>>81270037
UNDERAGE LEAVE !!!
>>
>>81269762
>implying Corbyn is a communist
>implying we actual communists appreciate boirnie panders and Labour Party ilk bending the knee to porkies
How bout ya fuck off
>>
>>81257021
Are you niggers serious? It's legit just a joke around swearing.

"Oh, but that doesn't make sense."

It's a visual one liner, retards. It's not intended to be anything more.
>>
>>81270037
MOOOOOOODS
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>>81269892
Don Hertzfeld's films are amazing but simply referencing them isn't enough. you also need to create your own content outside of the reference.
>>
>>81257131
Literally retarded
>>
>>81257084
The first explanation I've seen that could possibly make sense
>>
>>81269961
It's not meant to be funny. It's still better than the show.
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>>81270156
I was shooting Existential Crisis Core Rounds at you though.
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>>81270174
>implying Corbyn isn't a Card Carrying Commie
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>>81270296
>>
>>81270037

Good b8 m8
>>
>>81257114
Rumor is that Hitler fled to Argentina before the allies got to Berlin.
>>
>Tfw if skinners backstory was changed to the first gulf war it would actually be too late

When will this corpse of a show be put out of its misery
>>
>>81270296
I fucking wish
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>>81270373
>implying he won't be King Commie

"All animals are equal, some animals are more equal that other and I just want the most out of everybody, down with the Royals, Up the Arsenal!"
>>
>>81270458
Skinner is actually is a Gulf War vet now

He lusts after a sub teacher who was an Afghanistan veteran an gets into a love triangle with Bart
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>>81270483
Are you just ironically wanting to be a Commie? You are, right? You can't honestly want to be a Commie. Under Gommunism, you probably will get less bennies than you do now.
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>>81270081
That's not true
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>>81270539
What do you mean want to be a commie?
I am one. Capitalism was a good replacement for feudalism but it's running its course out pretty shit tbqh.
Also bennies will be abolished because money only has power because we assign it power
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>>81270511
In about 5 more years they will unironically half to change it to the Afghanistan war. And grandpa will be the Vietnam vet

Honestly this show needs to stop
>>
>>81270506
George orwell literally fought with communists during the Spanish civil war
He did however hate Stalin
>>
>>81259576
>Life is hard right?
>WRONG! LIFE IS EASY! YOU SUCK!
>>
>>81270694
>In about 5 more years they will unironically half to change it to the Afghanistan war. And grandpa will be the Vietnam vet
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

They should just make a spin off show about Skinners in vietnam
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>>81261206
carhold*
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>>81270511
Clip please. I want to see how much they raped one of my favorite characters.
>>
>>81270805
He fought for a Marxist group which was anti-Communist. 1984 and Animal Farm were ways of getting his feelings across because publishers did not want an anti-Fascism sentiment to get hurt. They didn't want to support Communism, but they also didn't want to encourage Right Wing thought.

Orwell was anti-Communist, he wasn't right-wing though. He saw Communism as more dangerous than Fascism. The brilliance of 1984 isn't that it's potentially applicable to Left or Right, but because it shows the attractiveness of Extreme Left or Right systems. He wasn't pro-Fascist, but he understood why it was growing. He was also clever enough to realise it was popular because it was an extreme alternative to the extremity that was Communism.

Sadly people have taken his shit as an example of how bad Far-Right shit is, when in fact his stuff is based on why Far-Left is bad. The fact it can be applied (in 1984 at least) to either is great. Animal Farm was just mocking how batshit insane Communism was.

Ever noticed how people who support Communism are either people who are near the bottom and want to be near the top, or people who are at the top and don't want the bottom climbing up and potentially over them?
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>>81265616
LORD PALMERSTON!
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>>81270643
>feudalism
>having ANY good replacement

you can't improve on perfect, bud
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>>81271088
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>>81270694
>Grandpa Simpson fought in WW1
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Maaarge stop cam whoring on Reddit
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and here come the pretzels
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Iron helps us play!
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>>81272121
wow overanimation much
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