what teh fffffffffilename??

>/tv/ shitposts become real
wew lads

What an absolutely terrible idea.

Now /tv/ can go see a movie alone and practice their dddpractices at the same time.
I'm sure it's made a lot of people here happy.

>>80205620
>Now /tv/ can go see a movie alone and practice their pedophilic fantasies at the same time.
>I'm sure it's made a lot of people here happy.

NO SINGLE MALES ALLOWED IN THE PLAY PEN

>>80205537
>tfw can't wait for the popcorn mines and crab legs to become a reality

>>80205373
The theater will be fully lit, or some dumb child might trip and fall in a dark theater. Shit idea.

>>80205373
Too many memes have turned real over the past couple of years. I think it's about time we starting being more responsible with our shitposting

>tfw your falcon perches on top of the playpen and shits on all the kids inside.

Just asking for trouble desu.

>>80205707
>His theater doesn't hand out night-vision goggles
Fucking pleb

>>80205373

>>>/g/
>>>/o/

>>>/b/
>>>/a/
>>>/c/
>>>/k/

>>>/t/
>>>/o/

>>>/reddit/

>>>/trash/

>>80205707
thats what falcons are for you fucking idiot

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>dimly lit room
>lets let kids play around on raised metal structures in it

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>>80205373

>>80205796
You forget to mention the sharp metal ledges on every platform surrounding the ladder

I'm good with it. Keep these fucking breeders and their shitty snot nose kids confined to their own space.

>>80205757
>>>/autism/

>>80205373
>go to local kinoplex
>pass penis inspection
>convince security I'm part of a larger group of people who were walking in front of me
>all's going great
>get to theater
>accidentally get in jungle gym line instead of assigned seating line
>sirens start going off
>SWAT team busts through movie screen
>surrounds me
>taken to jail for pedophilia

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>I'm sorry, sir, but those play structures are for child patrons only. Please return to your seat or I will be contractually obligated to phone the police.

@80205757
>namefag telling someone to go back to rëddit

>>80205831
They'll still enter our space and demand we tailor it to their mutant spawn though. All of sudden we're assholes for not wanting to sit near a dribbling, screeching mess when we've paid good money.

Why not just give shotguns to the movie-goers?

>>80205537
>>80205733
How come we all haven't united to shitpost GFs into reality?

>>80205900
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. I HAVE RIGHTS, DAMN IT.
I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT.

>>80205861

>>>/f/
>>>/a/
>>>/g/
>>>/g/
>>>/o/
>>>/t/

>>80205373

What about the kids shrieking noises as they play?
That's the most retarded idea I've ever heard.

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>>80205971
>he's still in the thread he hates so much

>>80205959
>He doesn't have a qt gf that was a kissless virgin
wew lad, what a loser.

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>Ar.shabeer omer says:
>Gaining childrens attraction for 2 hrs and maintaining safety for them is something equal to a imagination thought .. u stil cannot say it like a family theatre where parents can enjoy the movie without their childrens trouble … Childrens need their parents. And u cannot bunch childrens in a place and make them move around and play again safety does play a matter. I think this should be avoided children r safe only with their parents …..

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Things could be worse

>>80206053
Gremlins 3 incoming

>>80205959
What are you talking about? We all did that ages ago, you don't remember? It was huge at the time

I worked at a maccas with a playpen years ago and this is a terrible idea. Some little fuck is gonna shit in the ball and the theater will just explode.

>>80205796
>living in a nanny-state where children can't even enjoy simple pleasures
I feel bad for you anon

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>ticket ripper confiscates your anvil so they can melt it down into a new monkey bars for the kids

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>>80205373

What next? Gym cinemas?

>>80205537
first bane plane crash now kinoplex whats next?

>>80205373
>Kids in the jungle gym won't shut up while the movie is playing

This is not the furthest memes can go is it?

>>80207329
This happened to me, I just started using one of the bars as a surface for my smelding
I got kicked out when a kid suffered 3rd degree burns. It was his own fault for ignoring the sparks

>>80206053
>his kinoplex doesn't have a swimming pool

>>80207394
Hot tubs

>>80205537
I've never seen a jungle gym green text before. I'm going to start using it. Maybe have my falcon play in it. I'll get creative. Now I have to hope there's a dumb frogposter thread or a Robert thread in the catalog.

This would be great for the snipers