Admit it, you'd like to see it

>>79929365
>no meme dwarf
Blew it.

>>79929365
It would be LE EBIN ARGUMENT XD

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>>79929365

Chandler: *Is sitting*
Sheldon: "You're in my spot."
Chandler: "Your spot? What, did you write your name on it or something?"
Sheldon: "... You're still in my spot."
House and Sherlock: "Idiots."
Tony: "No, but it is a Stark Industries chair. So my name's on it. So get up."
Jack: "Unless of course, he knew you would have your name on the chair so he sat there anyways because he was expecting you to say that but you weren't expecting him to expect you to say that, so he was going to sit there regardless of whose name was on the chair. Savvy?"
Sherlock: "Stop talking. You're lowering the IQ of the entire street."
Chandler: "Stop arguing! You're tearing this family apart!"

Honestly, despite them all being how they are, jack would win. Just because he would shut them all up with his weird noises and strange comments XD

>>79929365
House would win

>>79929416
Sheldon didn't say bazinga!

>>79929416
Implying House would be that quiet.

Jack Sparrow would win, he would be the least logical out of all of them and give the most inane answers that would have no possible rebuttal.

>>79929365
no womyn or POC? Wow

jack would win he is actually pretty clever

>>79929365
This is why /tv/ is the worst /tv/

Funny, but Chandler Bing is WAY out of his league here!!! He wouldn't stand a chance. Bring in the Doctor, and then you'd have a good six!

>>79929416
Die

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>>79929416
What has this site become?

Sheldon lee cooper will win.... Because he doesn't listen and does not give a shit what others are saying..he will go breathless mode to shut up all of them..if this doesn't work..he will control their minds like professor X..

Nah

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>>79929365
>le snarky smart know it all

Why does r*ddit love this kind of character so much?

>>79929365
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/n/ormiebook
>>>/b/

>>79929365
House is the only character written as an inteligent person, the others are autists/asperger/idiots.

I'm waiting for ironman and dr strange to meet and have them argue who out of the two of them would be a better Sherlock Holmes.

>>79929528
self-insert for nu-males

Sheldon: you're in my spot
House: maybe it's lupus?
Chandler: *any random joke*
Tony: *stands in front of the mirror admiring himself*
Sherlock: -never seen it, so don't know-
Captain Jack Sparrow: * not in the room or on land or even in the same century*

>>79929365
>Sheldon presents 'The Bell Curve' to the group and they discuss whether or not blacks are subhuman.

>>79929468

House would point out tiny "symptoms" each person has indicating how they all have fatal incurable diseases.

>>79929528
Because it makes their crippling autism seem charming, they honestly think they're all Sheldons and Chandlers and not just soically retarded man children

>>79929365
Hella f*ckin epic bruh xD

> No GoT Tyrone
> no Negan

Do you even meme

Both Sherlock and Tony would leave and have their own convo. Sheldon would argue with House over who's the smartest. Jack woud laugh and joke around while Chandler would be standing there, smoking and thinking "Could this BE more annoying?!"

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>>79929416
Cringe

This isn't even reddit. This is facebook.

>>79929365
This picture gave me aids

LE FUCKING ERIC

LOL ERIC SINPLE ERIC

>>79929489
underrated post

>>79929528
it's the ultimate wish fulfillment for Redditors... to be a sarcastic quipper who is smarter than everyone else in the room and get the upboats with ease

>>79929626
no it's pure, unadulterated reddit.

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>>79929416
i can't

>>79929575
So you've literally seen all of them except the one decent show.

Get the fuck off /tv/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hz1UaEVyoo

reminds me of the kino cartoon

>>79929365
>Sherlock: *throws frisbee*
>Iron Man: wtf I'm a frisbee not a dog

>>79929416
>this is what /tv/ will unironically be like in a year

BAZINGA! BAZINGA!!! BAZINGAA!!111!11

>>79929806
Does explain the sudden resurgence after dannyboytbh shitposting killed it for a while

The eccentric genius trope is the worst thing to ever happen to entertainment accross mediums

>>79929365
>9gag memes
FUCK OFF
>>79929416
Jesus fucking christ

>>79929416
kys

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>>79929416
good post amigo

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>>79929365
And then Bruce Campbell comes in a calls them a bunch of screw heads.

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>>79929416
O U T
U
T

Can't link because spam but

>Mfw these are direct comments taken from the Robert Downey Jr Facebook page

>>79929416
>>79929441
>>79929471
>>79929489
>>79929520
>>79929556
>>79929575
>>79929622

>>79929365
>shalden: helo im shaldeb
>house; well i dont car who yuo are, your in my chair
>shalder: YOR'E CHAIR
>house: yes my chair stupid
>shrelock: actually its nither of youer chair. it has a metle pannal so its actualy
>tony Stark: its my chair
>chandel: whoa
>tony Stark; im iern man
>captain jack sparwi : oh no the rum
>sheldirm:=bqzingha

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>>79929365

>conversation with more than three people
>interesting

>>79929416
Hahahahaha!

>>79930023
Who baits the Bogs?

>>79929416

Fucking gay post, my friend!

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>>79930020
Seriously?

>>79929705

but he has seen House

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Haha

>>79930066
>i may be a good guy, but i'll still try my hardest to be edgy like the bad guys

>>79929705
>Implying the only decent ones there aren't House and POTC

>>79929416
We have initiated post-ironic memeing

>>79930099
>iOS users are a 100 times more likely to lie about their habits in order to boost their image

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>>79930268
Lagdroider detected, what's it like being poor?

>>79930099
I'm an android user and I drink every day.

>>79930268
This.
iPhone status is almost exclusively bragged about by niggers where I live, and my engy professors all have whatever the cheapest email-capable phone they could snag was.

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>>79929416
fucking hell

>>79930346
Pretty good

>>79930432
>decade old meme

>>79929416
I am making this a meme. I will post OP image with this text from now on.

>>79930268
>>79930411
remember that android dominates in developing countries, if the infograph only showed first world countries, it would be an entirely different story.

this thread was the last straw. /tv/ is dead, i'm leaving never to return

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>know thread will be reddit before I even enter
>enter it anyway

>people calling this reddit

I think the view of reddit has gotten way out of control. Shithole that it can be, this is clearly the work of the 9gag or Facebook crowd

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>>79930524
No. Wait. Come back. We need you.

>>79929365
Hello R*ddit how are you doing tonight?

>>79929416
Pure kino, of course the plebs at /tv/ wouldn't understand such well written literature.

>>79929416
film was a mistake

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>>79929365
WHY DO NORMIES COMPARE ME TO SHELDON?! I'M NOTHING LIKE THAT AUTISTIC REDDITOR!!!

Imagine a conversation between Hugh Laurie, Matthew Perry, Benedict Cunmysnatch, Johnny Depp, Robert Downey Jr and Shelford

>Wow our fans are pathetic

The end

Why the FUCK would House associate with any one of these fucks?

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Two challengers appear

>>79929416
Pretty good

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>>79930695

I literally searched for this and found this gem

https://www.reddit
.com/r/AskReddit/comments/18ru75/an_argument_between_sheldon_cooper_dr_house/

Prepare for true cancer

>>79930619

haha just kidding

I'm stayin

>>79929416
/reddit/

>>79929416
>someone puts effort into something vaguely related to discussing movies
>QUICK GET HIM!

>>79929528
reddit doesn't like the big bang theory generally
or are we being ironic & pretending every bad thing is liked by reddit?
or are we being post ironic and ironically pretending every bad thing is liked by reddit?

>>79930223
the only christians who fit that description are mormons. the rest of them are every bit as degenerate as the edgy atheist on the right

>>79930099
effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

I would tip my fedora all the way to the theater.

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>>79929365
>Jack Sparrow
No, that's just awful
>Top right
Is that just some dude from Friends or is that a character from another show

Either way, House, Iron Man and Sherlock can stay, I would add
>Jim Norton as just Jim Norton
>Alex Jones
>Dennis Reynolds.

>>79929416
i'll force it everyday

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Better question

>>79929416
fucking reddit

>>79929365
You are dumb.

>>79929416
I loved this post, unironically, it's really good

>>79931037
Probably Johnny Depp. That guy needs to go away before he does any more damage to his legacy.
Hugh Laurie does not belong anywhere near that list. That man is a fucking treasure.

>>79930314
iPhone's have lost their status long ago, you're just some underage fucktard.

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What was Sherlocks, Irons man, FRobert iron, spider-man and houses plus pirates tax policy? and sheffield repald from friends

>>79929416
Sheldon: Medicine? Haha. Why did you get a degree in a meme subject?
House: Someone gotta cure.
Chandler: Cure? I love The Cure.
Jack Sparrow: wait you heard that sound? There's someone out there.
Sherlock: turn off the lights hurry.
Tony: oh damn my reactor is tingling
*shots in the street*
Chandler: did you hear that?
Tony: wow.
Sparrow: i ll take a look at the window.
Sherlock: be careful.
Sparrow: oh damn there's a body

>>79929365
Literally who?

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>>79931172
>t. makes less than 120k

>>79929416
This is what the elections have done to this site
This board is dead

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>>79931186
Sheldon: Medicina? Haha. Por que você obteve um grau em um assunto do meme?
Alguém tem que curar.
Chandler: Cura? Eu amo a cura.
Jack Sparrow: espera que você ouviu aquele som? Tem alguém lá fora.
Sherlock: desligar as luzes apressar.
Tony: oh maldição meu reator está formigando
* Tiros na rua *
Chandler: você ouviu isso?
Tony: uau.
Pardal: vou dar uma olhada na janela.
Sherlock: tenha cuidado.
Sparrow: oh droga há um corpo
tax

>>79929365
GODDAMMIT REDDIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU'RE RUINING MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79929943
>in a year

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Can we give my boy >>79931116 some (You)s?

Sheldon: BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Chandler: snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
Sheldon: BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
House: Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
Sheldon: BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT
Sherlock: sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>79929365

The flight plan lists only one of those though.

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Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Here's why:
Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.
And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
Now I
I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:
"Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1."
And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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>>79930729
>Where did that darn maid go?
>I have to axe her a question!

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>I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.

>>79931350
lol

>>79931350
LOL

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>>79929365
This board is cancer. Everything is being swallowed by copypastas. The replies of every post are slowly degrading into a shitfesty circlejerk. Even this is going to end up as a copypasta, I guarantee it.

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are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?
you're sharing protein
you're admiring masculine physique
being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.

Bruins up on the Cyotes 1 nil, early into the 2nd period.

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>>79929416
Yo, that post was TIGHT


Just kidding It was fucking gay

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>>79931446
Wrong

>>79929416
Excelent post

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Nathalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Nathalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Bermuda," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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From my point of view, way up here on this high ground, everyone is so small and insignificant as to not matter at all in the grand scheme of my journey, Obi-Wan. They are little more than tiny grains of sand - and I hate sand. Do you know what happens to sand on this planet, Obi-Wan? It burns and turns into little pieces of glass. Through it, everything becomes clear, and I see something beautiful, something I haven't seen in years. And it all came from something I once despised. Only through that thin layer of separation can I truly come to appreciate life. I stood with Palpatine on Coruscant once, high above the world, staring through another pane of glass at those below. It was there I first recognized the insignificance of these petty struggles we create for ourselves. Sith and Jedi, love and power, wealth and poverty. It's all pointless! Invented! All that time I spent trying to obey the "Jedi Code"! Bah, wasted time, old friend! I do not hate the Sith anymore - that sand burned long ago. No more will I be a slave to inanities, toiling with the hot blobs of nothing that are the masses. I will watch the world through my glass. Join me, or get out of my way.

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Sucking dick ain't just for the gays any more, fellas. It's a very useful bartering tool that I have personally employed for the last decade. But you're going to want to hone your skills first before putting them into play. Practice on bananas or cucumbers to start. When you feel comfortable, get together with some buddies for a suck session and critique each other until you feel confident. Now it's time to put the dick where your mouth is. A few months ago, I applied for a position at Jersey Mike's Subs. The manager told me I was grossly unqualified and one of the most incompetent people he's ever met. He was singing a different tune after I tickled my tonsils with the tip of his prick. I've been making subs thirteen hours a week ever since. But it doesn't end there. You can use your dick sucking prowess to conquer many of life's little obstacles. Got pulled over for speeding? Suck that dick! Long line at the supermarket? Suck your way to the front! Wife mad at you for sucking so much dick? Suck hers! It's 2017, boys, and it's time to relinquish your homophobic tendencies. Swallow your pride, then swallow that load!

>>79931446
>it's an "I'll get them to use my post as an epic copypasta if I pretend I don't want it" episode

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>>79931489
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT

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'Zona just tied it up.

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Atheists are fucking retards. They took a method designed to study the natural world, applied to supernatural concepts DIDNT FIND SHIT and said "Fuck it! theres nothing there!" GENIUS! Next time you get a boner, crash that bad boy into a solid wall a dozen or so times then say "theres no such thing as pussy!" and tell me you arent a retard, you fucking retards!

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>>79929416
kys

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>>79929416
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards....

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Miller just fucked that boi up. Stretcher is out.

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>>79929416
jesus christ

>>79929365
>implying I want to watch 6 queers cackle like a coup of hens

>>79929416
slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...

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>>79929416
Include me in the screencap

>>79929416
Holy fucking shit dude

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That’s it, I’m done. Fuck this board. It’s devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face palms. The quality of posts has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to fucking Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be fucking smarter

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>tfw you crush a fucker with a clean shoulder check & because the man is ded the penilize you for it.

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>>79929416
>Sherlock: ""Oh wow! You had SEX! >Congratulations!
>Just kidding.
>Having sex is literally the most basic, desperate, tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning, outrageously obnoxious, troublesome, costly, and downright pointless cry for help that the universe has ever screamed. Wow, you were born as an objectively good looking, decent looking, or perhaps borderline acceptable member of your species. WOW! INCREDIBLE! You managed to procure a willing (which in evolutionary terms, willing translates roughly to "fucking desperate for at least a few reasons") mate and managed to somehow perform the act of intercourse with her! WOW! This his literally only been taking place for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF FUCKING YEARS! WOW! Except guess what, you probably wore a condom... which means you failed at submitting yourself to an act which means absolutely nothing. The only thing left to do now is kill yourself."

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Still better than one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy Arnold having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance.

Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before.

>a-and now you swear you can taste the sweat
"No!"
That's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you.

Smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty. The beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>79929365
Someone needs to edit Bill Wilson into this pic.

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>>79929416
I want to use this as pasta but I can't think of what kind of thread it would be appropriate to post this over and over.

>>79931834
Aight senpai. Ain't no pasta out there that is bad. Quit acting like a beta cuck, I'm just saying. You can't keep getting triggered when you hear some hella wavey slang my man. 2016 was on f-leek when it came the slangalanging. Shit was lit senpai, fetch, if I may. Lodok, I'm like you. I lost faith in humanity, but I learned to become better. I feel like I need to explain this story before I can explain how I learned to keep it . I was living la vida loca with my bae. Name was Kerry. Kerry was the bomb. Total badonkadonk and knew exactly how to grt crunk in bed. The coitus was #hashtagtotesmcgoats the bomb diggity. So one day, after I let the spermlets go, I went to wash up in the bathroom. I saw her phone on the bathroom counter and went to give it to her. What I saw...oh man, I was hella woke. Some fuckboy snd his whole SQUAD were sending bae nudes. I felt like the biggest cuck on the planet. Shit was not flames boi. I was literally triggered. But I gotta say, I got a stiffy from that shit, no homo. I didn't confront my girlfriend, but I pulled the most savage shit the next day. Pulled out my glock, traced the guys number and found him. Knocked on the door. This was it. I heard footsteps. It's all YOLO from here. He asked "Who is it", and I said in the most low key Bruce willis-esque impression I had and said, "IT'S ME BITCH! THE KEK WHOSE BAE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE SQUAD WERE BANGING!" I fired the whole damn mag into the door. I kick the door open, and looks for the rest of his squad. Didn't find him, but there were hella thots in the basement. This boi was running a whole sex trafficking ring. I freed 'em all, and they thanked me. I was recognizdd by my state as "swag af", because of how lit I was saving those girls. Bro, I was so excited when they gave me the key to the coty. I was finna nut.

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Burmistrov is OK.

I repeat, Burmistrov is OK.

>>79931834
Just drop the OP picture and the pasta in any thread

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>>79931663
slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh… not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It’s not bad. A good first attempt. It’s plenty dank… I can tell it’s got some thought behind it… lots of quotable material… But memeing isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You’re skilled… that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - they’re out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it’s “tryhard,” or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don’t just mean the one you just lost :).

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>>79931869

>>79929416
Post-post ironic memery

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>>79931923

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>>79931232
شيلدون: الطب؟ هاها. لماذا حصلت على شهادة البكالوريوس في ميمي الموضوع؟
شخص ما لديه للشفاء.
تشاندلر: شفاء؟ أنا أحب الشفاء.
جاك سبارو: في انتظار أن تسمع هذا الصوت؟ هل هناك أي شخص.
شيرلوك: إطفاء الأنوار الاندفاع.
توني: أوه مفاعل عنة بلدي الوخز
* لقطات في الشارع *
تشاندلر: هل سمعت ذلك؟
توني: نجاح باهر.
عصفور: أنا نلقي نظرة في الإطار.
شيرلوك: كن حذرا.
العصفور: يا المخدرات هناك هيئة
ضريبة

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BERGERON SHORTHAND GOAL BERGERON SHORTHAND GOAL BERGERON SHORTHAND GOAL BERGERON SHORTHAND GOAL BERGERON SHORTHAND GOAL

>>79929365
why are there no women on the list?

>>79931990
>left ro right

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NYUUH NYUUUH nyuk nyuk NYUUUH! AAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAH!!!! Majkaron shakaron habeddeebebedooRRRRRRKKEEEESSHHHHMMMMLSHLEPSKISCHLAPSZEIANdebran!

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>>79931971

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>>79929416
Moments before making this post

>>79931668
Fuck off. We're all piles of flesh and bones whose behaivor accords to a calculation of emotions. Dont tell me your behaivor is better than mine because of some arbitrary value (Like "Having a life") that i dont care about.

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>Chandler:
Wtf Sherlock and Robet, I'm a doggie dog dog DOGGIE not a FRISBEEEE!!!

>>79929416
There he is there he goes

>>79929365
the thing is these characters are considered unfunny trash in britain
you, the american, only find them funny because of the zany accents and lingo
sheldon/house/chandler/tony stark/sherlock/jack sparrow are to britain what big mama's house is to america and viced-versa

This is literally the best thread on 4chan

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>>79929416
is this what reddit kino is

>>79929416
h-holy shit
DRUMPF BTFO
HOW WILL /PO/ EVEN RECOVER??!

Is this what it feels like to witness the birth of a new meme?

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>>79932207
>British "supremacy"
As a half-anglo, kys. Our empire is in ruins.

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>>79932207
>britain

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>>79932218

⭐

>>79929416
this is great

>>79929416
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>79929416
Sheldon: "No, I must get my seats!"
*radio crackers*
Chandler: "No, Sheldon. You are the seats."

Then sheldon was a zombie

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>>79929416
>>79932427
dude

>>79929416
we've come full circle now we are redditors unironically

>>79929416
this is some avant garde shitposting. we've reached post-kino

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>>79932494
Don't speak for me you fucking redditor. Does anyone else hate people like this that call us reddit? It really causes my anxiety to flare up, and the mods won't reply :(

>>79932494
>he can't recognize shitpost kino

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>>79929416

>>79932494
Nah look at the responses everyone hates it. It made me cringe I actually felt emotions I haven't felt in years it was so bad.

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>>79929416
I'm not even sure how many layers of irony we're on here. Bravo.

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LOL MEMEMEMEMEMEMES

I'm sorry, but did Team Fluff already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only Halftime. Does not having the lead at the halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? Team Fluff are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the Puppy League for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the Puppy League who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Sunday Afternoon Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Team Ruff is one of the best fucking teams in the Puppy Bowl, they've won two Puppy Bowls in a row. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Team Ruff wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Team Fluff just dropped the toy short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like Team Ruff did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Ruff topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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Hey guys does anyone want to rate this rather quaint picture I took of a duck out of 10?

I'd like at least ten replies to this post with proper ratings for my photo.

Thanks in advance!

>>79932600
2/10 its too fat

>>79932650
Listen here you selfish asshole, this post is on the front page and the only reply I've had in the last 4 minutes is YOU dragging my average down.

If my ratings average out under 8.5/10 I won't get a meme bonus.

Also, the duck is too fat?? It's gonna be winter soon you dumbass, duck nigga gotta stock fat up bitchhomie

>>79932600
It's a 3/10, but if it were focused properly it would be a solid 7 in my mind. I'm not a photographer or anything so take my opinion with a grain of salt

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>mfw reading this trainwreck of a thread
>>79932600
7/10

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I'm going to kill myself

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3rd Period is about to start.

We need to trade Chara.

>>79929416
include me

>>79932729
You're already dead, this is purgatory my friend.

>>79930952
ॣ ॣ ॣ ॣ ॣ ॣ ॣ ॣ ॣ ॣ ॣ ॣ ॣ ॣ Edit
ॣॣॣॣॣॣॣॣॣॣॣॣॣ
̔L̥̄l̥̄l̥̄l̥̄l̥̄l̥̄l̥̄l̥̄l̥̄l̥̄l̥̄l̥̄l̥̄

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REPLY TO MY FUCKING DUCK POST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GIVE ME (YOU)s AND ATTENTION

This thread is like 2010 /b/ but it needs way more dubbos (relax /tv/ I talk like this ALL THE TIME)
Anyway check em me kcehc

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Fun has moved over >>79931116 boys, time to give me some (You)s

Sublime thread

>>79929416
that's a lot of (you)s. I'm proud of you son but don't let it get to your head.

>>79932831
shoop da whoop XDD

CHECKERS

>>79933099
Checked. Now do mine

>>79933099
DAMNNN HIJ HEEFT DIE LAUWE DUBS GOED GEDAAN JONGEN!!!!! BRAVO!

@79932782
"No!"

>>79929416
what a terrible post

>tfw I told /mu/ about Thundercat & now they gargle my balls

>>79929416
So this is the power of 9gag

>>79929416
Oh god.

Oh my god.

This was genuine.

>>79929365
normies are hilarious

>>79933168
when? also Thundercat keeps making the same song over and over.

>>79929416
SAGE

>>79929416
BAZINGA

>>79929365
thanks for posting this shit, op

>>79929416
lol

>>79929365
That may be the most reddit image ever posted here.

Is redditposting the hot new meme?

How many levels of irony is the OP on?

Just laughed in the middle of KFC lol

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kek.

How did I know, bros?

How did I know?

>>79931026
Success!

>>79933784
>phoneposting
Hello, reddit.

>>79933531
it's more like the most iFunny image

>>79933886
Reddit is worse on a phone than 4chan is

>>79933880
Don't what m8 it's not American KFC

>>79930916
What's the difference between the two? To me it seems like you made a redundant statement.

>>79929932
i appreciate your shitposting anon

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>>79933959

Carry on then

>>79933959
>not American
>>>/out/

>>79933784
because you're a fucking redditor?

SERIOUS QUESTION ANONS

when's the last time somebody, unironically, said "le"? pretty sure it's been around 10 years

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>>79929416
What the heck lol

>>79931990

Sheldon: medicine? Haha. Why I got a bachelor's degree in Mimi topic?
Someone has to heal.
Chandler: healing? I love healing.
Jack Sparrow: Waiting to hear that sound? Is there anyone.
Sherlock: turn off the lights rush.
Tony: Oh my twitching reactor curse
* Footage in the street *
Chandler: Did you hear that?
Tony: Wow.
Bird: I take a look in the window.
Sherlock: Be careful.
Bird: Oh, there are drugs body
tax

>>79934285

Uh sorry I'm new to this site but what does tax mean at the end of your post?

>>79929416

Wow nice post my dude, save some of that sick banter for reddit though.

>>79929416
upvoted

>>79934373
it was part of the translation

If you had to pick 38 actors to have a discussion with, who would they be?

>>79929416
Sage Stallone

>>79929416
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!!!!!!! :)

>>79935085
Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba, Idris Elba and Idris Elba

Bumping le ebin threat

>>79929365
rated pg13

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>>79929416
EPIC! Post this on /r/4chan and bring in more refugees!

Can normies take their hands off my husbando House?
thanks

>>79929416
Well done my friend. A perfect blend of camedy and thought provoking intellectual matter all in one post.

>>79932332
Who is this com dumpster?

>>79932600
Shit/10

Blind people can take better photos

>>79929365
normie shit has never been so perfectly summed up in one picture

>>79929497
hell on earth

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>>79929416

>>79929416
>Tony: "No, but it is a Stark Industries chair. So my name's on it. So get up."
Genius

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>be in the theater
>after every epic scene I jump out of my seat
>UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE
>dancing like PSY in the aisle
>UP, UP UP... UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE!
>from the back row
>"....nice."

CRASH THIS THREAD!
WITHOUT SURVIVORS!

>>79932600
la la land/10

>>79929416
hehehe

>between
>six

>between

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>>79929416

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>>79929416

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>>79929416
N-NANI?

>>79931186
Sheldon: Medicina? Jaja. ¿Por qué obtuviste un título en una materia meme?
House: Alguien tiene que curar.
Chandler: ¿Cure? Amo The Cure.
Jack Sparrow: ¿espera escuchaste ese sonido? Hay alguien ahí afuera.
Sherlock: rápido apaga las luces.
Tony: oh maldición mi reactor está hormigueando
* Disparos en la calle *
Chandler: ¿has oído eso?
Tony: wow.
Sparrow: voy a echar un vistazo a la ventana.
Sherlock: ten cuidado.
Sparrow: oh maldición hay un cuerpo

>>79929416

have an upboat :)

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>>79932600
You took a picture of the ground nigga... You took a picture of the fucking ground and the duck just happened to be there.

>>79929416
masterpiece

>>79932600
Indulgent pheromones mmmm yes unequivocal 10/10

>>79930023
>>79930095
This is missing the bourgeoisie.

>>79930223
Am I supposed to pick between the two?
If so, left, no context. I'm already Christian anyway.

>>79929416
Let's get this piece of art to 100 desu

>>79936916
>>>/r/eddit

>>79931663
>no sheath

>>79929416
>>>>///Redd(((it)))///
(((You)))/have/>to >>go >>>back

>>79937074
>this whole post
Try to fit in harder, reddit.

>>79929416
(you)

>>79929416
hehe

>>79929414
Underrated post

>>79929416
underated post

>>79930916

This is how you know you've matured enough to leave 4chan. Fairwell brother.

>>79931278
I really, really enjoyed this :^)

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>>79929416

>>79929365
wow, all white people... holy shit

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>>79929416

>>79929365
Why is Chandler here. He is better than this. He doesn't deserve this.

>>79931446
Shut up, long neck. Go eat a treestar and keep your shit to yourself you fuck

>>79929365
the most reddit image I've ever seen.

2/10 because I responded

>>79937551
If there was a black there, the white people would've probably been shot already.

>>79937782
Posting this on /r/ImGoingToHellForThis.
Omg this thread is fucking gold.

>>79937356
This is the funniest post itt

>>79929416
Bump a roo

>>79929416
This post and all the replies are the highlight of my day. Thanks anons.

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>>79936177
I was there doing this!!