ever meet a celebrity anon? I just met the guy from clerks cool

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>79640030
My wife and I met CIA and his girlfriend about a year ago. He was really nice. I told him I loved his "chaos is a ladder" speech. Kind of impersonated him when I said it. He liked the impression but said it back and pretty much taught me how to do it better.

Our chicks pretty much just giggled at us fagging out like that for a few minutes. My wife told him I was an actor back home and he just started teaching me random things... about how to act like Littlefinger. It was a pretty cool 15 mins.

tl;dr CIA is nice as fuck and my Littlefinger voice is perfect.

I saw CIA at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Bane?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Bane? Bane? Bane?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen masks in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>79640082
weird

>>79640030

I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in New York once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>79640223
>>79640276
didn't happen

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CIA? I'm CIA

>>79640030
>get this smelly cartoon loving beaner away from me already

>>79640030
Is that the duck dynasty guy?

I met Bill Paxton when I was an extra in the pilot for Big Love. He was a really nice guy and put time aside to meet and greet everyone.

I saw Gwen Stefani playing with her kids at a local park. I yelled "I AIN'T NO HOLLABACK GIRL" at her and she flipped me off.

I got to shake Arnold Schwarzenegger's hand back when he was the California governor. It was large and warm and magical.

Met Jeffrey Combs, he's pretty cool. Nice guy and very friendly.

>>79640396
tell me you didn't have a limp girly man handshake for ahnuld and you owned it

>>79640391
fuck you man im living my life and loving my life. i wish you happiness and im 100% white by the way