Just as my fortunes look like turning, the gods decide to shove

>>79772622
>Just as my arsehole crispens, Jupiter himself break apart the heavens and jam cock in ruptured sphincter!

Was it actually Lucy Lawless' muff and nips?

>>79774276

muff prolly not merkins and all, nips, hell fucking yes

>>79774276
No they glued tiny pepperonis to her breastlets

>>79774276
nips, yes
muff, i dont think so

>>79772622
>not even a fucking manlet
when will this barbarian propaganda stop being shoved down our throats

>>79772622
that show made ancient Rome look great,
I could be a fat ugly aging Roman patrician and fuck the hottest German whores in front of my wife, or get a blow job from a slave before I enter my wife,then go to the arena and watch my gladiators make me coin

who wouldn't want to be a Roman patrician?

BY JUPITER'S COCK

Goddamn this show was stupid as shit but I still enjoyed it immensely. And it actually had a satisfying ending.

>>79774416
Rome was pretty good for everyone.

Life expectancy in Europe didn't reach Pax Romana levels again until the 1700s

>>79774416
>I could be a fat ugly aging Roman patrician and fuck the hottest German whores in front of my wife, or get a blow job from a slave before I enter my wife,then go to the arena and watch my gladiators make me coin
well not you because you're a WHITE barbarian

i guess this is why barbarians make this shit, so barbarians don't realise that it was swarthy manlets raping barbarian slaves and making barbarians fight to the death

>>79774481
Nice meme

ONCE AGAIN THE GOD SPREAD THE CHEEKS TO RAM COCK IN FUCKING ASS

>>79774500
best post ive read all day

>>79774459
also their cities had actual running water and sometimes even a sewage system with public toilets, it just boggles the mind that they pulled it off

they also had huge mining operations with thousands of slaves, industrial scale mining

>>79774481
*reveals paper of Roman citizenry,patts off the dust from my toga*
did my duty in the legion

File: whitfield-obit-popup[1].jpg (40KB, 391x500px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 391x500px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOkrqolXWjQ

SPARTACUS! SPARTACUS!

>>79774500
Best quote from the show

>>79774509
thx!!!

>>79774495
>Nice meme
shut up JUSTIN
romans were swarthy manlets not lanklet white cunts like this guy
>>79774523
>did my duty in the legion
just like this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arminius
around barbarians, NEVER relax

>>79774524
Andy really was a good Spartacus. I didn't like Liam at all at first, but he grew on me until he seemed completely natural.
>tfw at the end of the series finale where they show a clip of Andy shouting "I AM SPARTACUS"

Let's be honest here, series relied too much on eroticism and action to be taken seriously

File: Aaaa.jpg (55KB, 680x598px)

55KB, 680x598px

>>79774500
[Actual dialogue]