>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
>>87205973
I'd watch it.
>>87205973
seen this thread before
faggot get your own ideas
>>87205973
Why are lovecraft fags always so fucking stupid and ignorant about what his wroting was about
Its phenomenal how completely off the mark they are 99.9% of the time
>>87205973
Why do you keep posting this shit? It isn't funny at all.
>>87206137
That's the joke.
>>87206144
This
Who would win?
>>87206338
Chtulu
>>87205973
>movie
>Opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>Movie is 2 hours and 30 minutes of human characters interacting and some forced plot about a woman trying to connect with her daughter
>Ending is 15 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
FTFY.
>>87206338
not a fair matchup
>>87206338
Jackie Chan holding a baby
>>87206665
I don't know, that's a lot of trouble.