HG: Locker Room Edition
>Enters the thread
>>9521024
HEY BUDDY, I THINK YOU GOT THE WRONG DOOR. THE LEATHER CLUB'S TWO BLOCKS DOWN.
>gets comfortable
>>9521042
Fuck that made me laugh.
>>9521042
Fuck you!
>>9521024
>Fucks about with the thermostat
>>9521055
>fucks with the thermostat
ftfy
>>9521066
Either one works mate.
> >>9521073
> makes love to the thermostat
ftfy
>>9521073
>>9521079
>>9521082
Perverts.
>>9521066
>Thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db2npGbqvAo
>exits the thread
>eats hair
>>9521055
>jerks off to in secret
>Ramsay
God why is Hiita such a tempting target for rape?
>>9521087
Look it gave me something
https://youtu.be/aqrVPXasT1E
>>9521100
There will be no jerking off until I get first serving! Come here with your penis so I can give it a personal touch!
>KK
>>9521102
She's one of those girls that thinks she's all that but really isn't
>>9521102
She acts high and mighty but could easily be beaten half to death and used for sex.
>>9521113
PENIS?!
>LittleFinger
>>9521128
COCKS?
>Yukine
Is this the gay scat vore thread?
>Inkling
>Makes a dank post for easy (You)'s
>Izaya
>>9521114
>>9521123
N-No I dont!!
>>9521102
>Hothead, overconfident, fire puns?
SHIPS?
>Junko Enoshima
In my talons, I shape clay...
I'm an oldfag give me (You)s
>Asgore
>makes a mediocre roleplaying post with a meme avatar
>Baron Blade
>>9521146
My whims becoming lightning bolts?
Hard, my penis will stay
9521152
Not yet
>Nobody does an anonpost for me
>does an anon post for anon
Golly, I wish someone would anon post about me.
First 24 only
>Lenny
>>9521163
>Not him.
>>9521155
>If I tried I'd be memed on more.
>>9521176
Is this a prank?
>>9521176
>>9521157
Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel
>>9521178
>If I tried I'd be memed on more
No, you wouldn't, you get memed on because you use meme circlejerk avas and put out really cringey low effort rp
>>9521178
Muh inspect element
Can anyone explain me in simple coherent English why Baron returned?
>>9521197
Because it's funny
>>9521197
For the bitches, holmes!
>>9521197
Because he has no social life outside of HG
>>9521192
>If I tried I'd get memed on for textwalling, godmoding, edge or whatever buzzword that cimes to mind. It ain't fun anymore.
>>9521197
>I already did just use desuarchive.
>>9521205
Then don't do those things?? There are people who put effort into their RP without being edgelords or godmodding. They're not buzzwords, it's just what you do.
>cools down the thread
>>9521219
>ice boss
>"FREEZE"
>>9521197
because the only escape from HG is death
>>9521218
I don't do cutesy slice of life characters properly, hence why hiitas a meme and Im always hesitant to play rei. I like the OTT or villainous lot even if theyre joke villains. I tried to do more mundane characters before and the simple fact is it bored me to death because nothing would ever happen.
>>9521228
the only way to escape hg is faking your death
>>9521233
Why are you acting like the only two kinds of characters are moe anime girls and edgelords
>>9521228
Even in death, one does not escape HG. Those who come here end up in purgatory upon death. Forever stuck having to RP with the likes of Aussa, Inkling, Ta and Yin. Forever and ever.
>>9521240
Because anything not a big tittied anime girl, or a boring guy is considered edgy.
>>9521246
That is 100% not true, we've had plenty of entertaining male avatars that aren't edgy.
>>9521250
Name 14 of them.
>>9521250
Like?
>>9521258
Vino
>>9521258
Most of Okabe and Vino's avas.
>>9521263
While not boring, he is edgy.
>>9521274
Like five percent of the time.
>>9521274
I think that's an opinion of how you see edgy. In my eyes as long as a character doesn't just rely on being a murderous psychopath or rely solely on their edgy traits they're not an edgy character.
>>9521250
The only ones who arnt are joke idiots like subaru and the steel guy.
>>9521240
Because little else is compatible here, because there is s so little going on. its ethier
A) edge, moody or chunni
B) slice of life/obnoxiously shy
C) braggart/loudmouth/condescending
D) monotonous/emotionless
E) oblivious and unreastically stupid.
>>9521263
Vino is C.
>>9521280
He's edgy because he's the most condescending person here. You act as if he's some herald of god himself, dude just shits on everyone. Pretty edgy to me.
>>9521256
Okabe, Souda, Subaru, Iida, Kamina, Vino, Tetsu, Seth, Hoshi, Yamato, Wiggins, Colonel Sanders, Wiggins's OC explorer guy, Kano, Dean
>>9521288
I think there's a difference between putting other people down and putting yourself on a pedestal. One of them is edgy, one of them isn't as much.
>>9521291
1 too many.
>>9521294
>Has a holier than though attitude
We can go back and forth all day, lets just stop this here before the thread comes back to life.
Give me your cock.
>>9521288
That's not edgy thats being a cunt. Big difference.
Edgy =/= assholish things, edge is when thier moody actions completely conflict with the atmosphere or narrative
>>9521291
Sanders and hoshi are godmode/abstract
Iida, Souda and subaru are oblivious
Kano, Vino, Okabe, seth, kamina and dean are braggarts
Wiggins and yamato are slice of life where their selling point is that they are normal.
post yukine yaoi
>>9521316
This post is autism.
>>9521326
I read the first part and agreed, then he rated the ava's and it just made my brain go numb.
>>9521316
>Iida
>Oblivious
>>9521326
From my short time in these threads, I have learned that everything in here is autism.
>goes back to sleep
>>9521316
>Sanders is godmode
>Iida is oblivious
>Kano and dean are braggarts
YO I FOUND THE COOLEST ROCK
>>9521340
Where the hell am I?
>>9521351
WHO'RE YOU? WHERE'D MY ROCK GO?
>>9521334
>>9521337
Yes he is. Hes so stuck up in his rules and conduct that he cares for little else. Note how whenever he argues with someone it is almost always about thier deeds conflicting with his code of conduct. Hes smart but hes too narrow minded and short focused.
>>9521337
Sanders is played here like some eldritch fastfood abomination.
Kano and dean are cocky about thier prowess but they dont overdo like seth or kamina.
>>9521356
Who am I? Listen here you little shit bag, you know who I am, I am THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN in sports entertainment, and I sure as hell ain't YOUR rock. I am the People's champ, now fuck off why don't ya.
Baron needs to stop breathing
>>9521362
>implying sanders isn't some eldritch fast food abomination.
>>9521362
Baron what point are you trying to make? Seth is an arrogant son of a bitch in wrestling. Are you saying that being IC is bad if they meet your autistic qualifications?
>>9521371
HEY, YOU TRYING TO START PROBLEMS, BUDDY? YOU KNOW THAT ELECTRICITY'S GOT NOTHING ON STEEL, DON'T YA? CAREFUL WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO, UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO PUT MY FORK IN YOUR ELECTRICAL SOCKET.
..THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A STEEL AGAINST ELECTRICITY THING.
>>9521336
>short time
Baron, you've been here for at least a year.
>wake up
>ready to RP
>get in thread
>see Baron is having a hissyfit
>turn 360 degrees
>walk out of thread
>>9521402
Sorry, still don't know who that is or why you are trying to associate him with me.
Is he a demon too, or something?
>>9521390
Sanders is abstract. You have had a few moments that felt godmodey but they were funny nonetheless
>>9521395
I'm saying the complaint of people being edgy or cutesy anime girl is pointless when the majority of avas here can be boiled down to basic archetypes.
>>9521403
>discussing is hissyfitting now
?
>>9521414
can you like actually leave
nobody cares about your opinion
>>9521414
Yes, they can be boiled down to archetypes when you use the vaguest terminology in your entire fucking arsenal to refer to them. That's like saying "all of the avatars here can be boiled down to two archetypes, boy and girl, so there's no point RPing, I can't win"
>>9521414
Yeah. But there's a difference between being edgy/cutesy and overdoing it. Compare King Cuck's Gundam Tanaka and your Baron.
See where I'm getting at?
>>9521397
Blah, Blah, Blah. Do you ever shut up? It's like you and that big mouth of yours are two separate people. Listen here, whatever your name is. You look like a Duncan, so now you're Duncan. Listen here, Duncan, I don't give two rats asses about steel or whatever your little Andy Warhol motif thing. Just know that The Rock don't associate with losers like you, so do everyone here a favor and take that candied ass out of here before I send you back to them Bingo Halls where you belong. SO SHUT YOUR GOD DAMMED MOUTH WHEN THE ROCK IS FUCKING TALKING TO YOU, BECAUSE THE ROCK DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT STEEL, THE ROCK ONLY CARES ABOUT THAT GOLD TITLE AROUND HIS WAIST
>>9521424
>tfw a legit Dwayne ''The Rock'' The Rock Johnson ava
I can die happy.
Best way to clean blood off fabric?
>>9521424
THAT'S IT, YOU'VE CROSSED A LINE THAT ISN'T GONNA END WELL FOR YOU, AND I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU THE OPTION TO CROSS BACK OVER THAT LINE. WE'RE GONNA SETTLE THIS IN TRUE MAN FASHION, THE ONLY WAY REAL MEN WITH REAL FIRE IN THEIR HEARTS WOULD SETTLE AN ARGUMENT.
A SUPLEX-OFF. WE SUPLEX EACH OTHER OVER AND OVER AND WHOEVER GETS KNOCKED OUT FIRST IS THE LOSER! YOU DENY THE CHALLENGE AND YOU'RE FOREVER A COWARD!
>>9521429
Eat the fabric.
>>9521429
White it out with your cum.
>>9521429
Ammonia, vinegar, WD40
>>9521441
Don't have that...
>>9521436
>>9521437
grrrr...
>>9521450
Cola?
>>9521434
No thanks, The Rock has better things to do than cuddle with a man with such little self respect. Who the hell names their kid Duncan?
The Rock isn't a loser, because his momma didn't name him Duncan, now if you'll excuse me I've got some sweet cherry pie to attend to.
>>9521418
You're hyperboling it. There have been edgy and cutesy here before and they have been fine, even when mocked at.
>>9521423
Gundam tanaka is even more edgier then baron. He gets a pass because people like danganrompa and everyone knows hes a chunni faking it. I cant even remember the last time i played baron edgy anyway it must have been what a year ago? And even now I refuse to play him or other characters I like out of the fear of being too edgy.
>>9521429
Cold salt water.
>>9521461
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, TOO SCARED TO FIGHT ME. GET OUTTA MY FACE, POSER. YOU'RE NOTHIN' BUT A WEAK, GIRLY WANNABE. GOLD'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE STRENGTH OF STEEL!
>>9521461
No, your momma named you Dwayne
DWAYNE!
D
W
A
Y
N
E
It's like you were intended to be a jock and a nerd at the same time. But you are something worse - A has been tanned cueball from a demograph nobody apart from stupid marking idiots likes to see in the WWE.
>>9521450
I find a mixture of lemon juice, warm water and salt tends to get it out.
>>9521466
You don't fucking get it. Gundam is supposed to be edgy. He never godmodded. He was clever with what he could do according to IC nature.
You however godmodded at every interval with your ''FUCKING LASER/SHIELD OUT OF NOWHERE'' and ''I CAN DESTROY THE WORLD JUST WATCH ME''
Just fuck off to ERP. At this rate even Hoshi is better than you.
>>9521429
http://www.weg-mit-dem-fleck.de/blutflecken-entfernen/kleidung.html
>>9521471
Whatever kid, I don't need to do any of this, I've got movies to film. Watch the Scorpion King, it's gonna be huge.
>>9521472
Cool shit, now fuck off you Indy loving, tiger fucking, I visit PAR and TLHG at the same time Jabroni bastard. The Rock needs to go now, he'll come back to fuck your women after he finishes filming some great movies.
>>9521499
What did you just say? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?
You know what happens when you dismiss me AND admit to visit TLHG, don't you?
>>9521307
>imgur filename
>>9521499
>tlhg
>>9521510
>slides my cock in your boipucci
>Hanekawa unlocks the door to the classroom and walks inside
>>9521517
AHHHH~
GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT
>>9521526
>pounds
>>9521508
He said you visit tlhg numbnuts
>>9521508
>Apparently you've never heard a promo done by The Rock
>>9521534
He gets it.
>>9521534
Forget that for am oment....YOu just called ME, CHRIS JERICHO, Y2J!...A NUMBNUTS!
You know what happens to people that call Chris Jericho a numbnuts? DO YOU? WELL Now let me tell you what happens when people call Chris Jericho a numbnuts. YOU, stupid idiot with post number nine five two one five three four...YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!
>>9521549
>As fun as this might be, I've got to fuck off to class. I'll be back in 2 hours so if you want to Bantz with the great one we can Bantz then.
>>9521521
>Is sitting by the window seat, because he's the main protagonist
>>9521481
>fucking lazer shield out of nowhere
Almost all of barons cards and devicrs are built around him blocking and redirecting attacks.
I shit you not the guy has 3-4 forcefield like effects basic.
>The whole destroy the world
hes a villain who likes to setup doomsday devices. Constantly.
He brags about his work and plans, to the point where in what few art you see, some heroes sucker punch him just to get him to shut up. Which people here have done often. Despite all your talk about godmoding he lost every fight hes been in, every plan hes tried has failed miserably or backfired. what moments of unashamed gloating and edge you remember him do is cut short by rebuttal and other avas working together to shut him down. Which is how it should be.
>>9521571
>stabs shoulder
I'M SEEING A BUNCH OF FAT UGLY BASTARDS HERE
AND I NEED TO SHOW THEM WHO THE POPPA IS
>>9521571
And you even manage to ruin a character thats literally godmode incarnate by being shit.
>>9521576
>punches liver.
>>9521568
>Hanekawa looks up from her notebook, to address her guest.
Not because you're here for the study group and the only other member of the group happens to be sitting at her seat which happens to be by the window?
I can host in about 10 or 15 minutes.
>>9521581
But hes not. Hes one of the easiest characters in his franchise. Anyone who prepares to defeat him does just people expect that a single punch or two will defeat anyone here, which IS godmoding. I fucked up by going too OOC and ranting a lot, so starting next game il try and stop that.
>>9521605
Thank you.
>>9521593
WHAT D'YOU MEAN "STUDY GROUP?" WHAT THE HELL'RE WE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING FOR? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ARENA FOR FIGHTING, I DIDN'T COME HERE TO STUDY. I'VE ALREADY GOT ENOUGH OF THAT BACK HOME.
thanks for the doujin, Bolin.
>>9521626
>Hanekawa looks outside the windows, the usual walls that would surround them when the games were in session were not present
Fighting is only for when such a thing is appropriate. I suppose school would be an interesting place for a free for all war between a handful of people, but if you left home because there's too much studying, I don't understand why you would come to a place specifically built for studying?
You do know you're in a school, don't you?
>>9521650
..?
>He looks up from where he sits, and slowly scans the room, before looking down at his desk, and standing up in a panic, knocking down his chair in the process.
HOW THE HECK DID I GET TO A SCHOOL? IS THIS A NIGHTMARE? AM I DREAMING?
>He holds his arm out to her.
QUICK, PINCH ME, WAKE ME UP.
>>9521679
>Hanekawa frowns
If studying really is that painful for you, you don't necessarily have to. I don't think the pain you would feel from the pinching would help you overcome the pain from your fear of studying.
Give me 24.
>>9521720
Emi
>>9521704
>He sighs a deep breath of relief and hunches over the desk in front of him.
THANK GOD. YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THEY DRILL STUDYING INTO YOU AT UA HIGH? I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT, I'VE ALREADY HAD TO HAVE A FRIEND OF MINE TUTOR ME OVERTIME, I'M SICK OF SCHOOL. WHERE'S THE EXIT?
>>9521720
24
LOOK AT MY HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL JOKE
>>9521720
Astolfo
>male
>>9521720
Aliera Carstairs
>>9521720
Baron Blade
>>9521720
Gascoigne
>>9521720
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9521720
Suz
>>9521720
Osamu Dazai
>>9521720
Maria and Harusame
>>9521720
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9521720
Lindybeige
>>9521720
Gromit
>>9521728
I... I would never drill study someone who doesn't want to be studied. If you've had enough then, that's a good reason to stop. I understand if the environment makes you uncomfortable, maybe you've had some bad or embarrassing memories here. There's nothing wrong with that. You must face your fears, no?
E-Eleven more...
>>9521720
Raidriar.
>>9521720
>>9521783
Ririchiyo
>>9521783
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
>>9521783
orc porn
>>9521775
UH, YEAH, SURE, USUALLY, BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT TO FACE SCHOOL, THANKS. I COME HERE TO GET AWAY FROM SCHOOL, NOT ADD MORE HOMEWORK FOR MYSELF. TOUGH ENOUGH BEING A HERO WITH ALL THE TESTS THEY PUT YOU THROUGH, I DON'T NEED EVEN MORE.
>>9521783
Solid Sally
>>9521783
Jean Sebastien Bach
>>9521783
Yukine
>>9521783
Antonio Vivaldi
>>9521783
My daughter
>>9521783
Ludwig Van Beethoven
>>9521798
I'm a Class Rep, does that position trigger any sort of emotional reaction? Do I, Tsubasa Hanekawa, scare you?
>>9521818
You're done. That's enough.
>>9521816
>>9521720
Swap her in.
>>9521783
You set me up
>>9521826
HAH! LIKE ANYTHING WOULD SCARE ME. NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. WHY? YOU TRYING TO THREATEN ME? YOU ASKING FOR A FIGHT?
Check it.
>>9521850
>>9521858
Swap him in.
>>9521858
>>9521768
>>9521850
Test
>>9521853
>>9521858
A fight? I'm not looking for a fight with anyone in specific. If possible, I would like to avoid such conflicts. But you're certainly very confident in your abilities if you're going to challenge me after having revealed your weakness. I'll need just a pen, a paper, and a stern voice to bring you to your knees.
>She chuckles for a brief moment.
I'm just kidding, if we do meet, I hope we can help each other get a little further in the arena. I can't fight very well, if you didn't already know.
>>9521886
>tfw already a canon event
as a ploy to garner as much ___
>>9521886
I'm glad I'm properly dressed for this round
>Hanekawa breaks into a light jog
And away we go!
>>9521886
If you say anything about it being Day 2 I'll cut you
>>9521890
STEEL DOESN'T HAVE A WEAKNESS. IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THAT YOU NEED MY HELP IF YOU THINK A PEN AND PAPER IS A WEAPON. HOW ARE YOU GONNA HURT SOMEBODY WITH THAT? A WEAPON IS A SWORD, OR A CLUB, A PEN WOULD JUST BREAK. TRYING TO USE A PEN AS A WEAPON WOULD JUST GET YOU KILLED.
>>9521921
>>9521921
I don't think I told anyone this, but I got bored of doing all those sit-ups for the knock-off Chinese bootleg hero training. I'm just gonna go back to my totally real life of crime and capture everyone on the battlefield until the next 12 hours come around and I apparently let you free without even realizing it, allowing you to go do whatever you want miles away from my prison. Does that sound good to you, Tetsu-four? Great.
>>9521939
this furry looks like a cute anime girl, so it's okay
>>9521921
You set me up sets up my daughter. Shocking betrayal!
>>9521921
WHOA-HOOO! DID I DO THAT?! That was...AWESOME! I WAS LIKE A PRO OR SOMETHING, SWATTING THOSE ARROWS OUT OF THE SKY LIKE THAT! I gotta try that again one day...
>>9521921
>Hanekawa gently pushes the man away
Even when we are fighting, lets mind each others' personal space, shall we?
>>9521930
Weapons are far more abstract than you say. If only you would allow me to recommend a few books from our great list, you would certainly come to understand that there are fear more terrible things than just steel. You should read the book, "Guns, Germs, and Steel"
One of these don't belong!
>>9521956
NO THANKS.
I DON'T READ.
>>9521950
It's time for bed! The outside is so nice, the stars are so bright that you don't even need a light.
>>9521970
What if you were reading a catalog about steel? Do you just look at the nice pictures? How do you use a computer if you can't read?
>>9521950
More battlefield stock.
Is Kuga here?
>>9521987
I hope to never have to use this spear. Having a weapon and actually using it are two completely different things.
>>9521986
I CAN READ, I'M IN SCHOOL, I'M NOT STUPID, I JUST DON'T LIKE TO. WHY WOULD I BE ON THE COMPUTER OR READ ABOUT STEEL WHEN I COULD GO AND TRAIN MY OWN STEEL TO BE HARDER? SOUNDS DUMB TO ME. HEROES DON'T READ, THEY FIGHT.
>>9521945
>>9522011
>I have suddenly been given tasks I must take care of. I hope you can read this message.
>>9522019
>Checks phone
>Texts back
>"wat, where did u go, how did u get my phone #"
>>9522018
Lindy develops his bladework.
>>9522039
rooting for deku, stu, lindy, or you set me up because they are the only noncancer tributes left
>>9522055
>Gascoigne is cancer
>Deku isn't
>>9522039
>>9522055
>jinxing
>>9522055
>implying (you) isn't cancer
>>9522061
>gas coin
>>9522061
yes
Define cancer
>>9522082
Things I don't like.
>>9522069
Please let this game end already
>>9522096
shitposting this host forever if you set me up doesn't win
>>9522096
>>9522061
>Deku is definitely less cancer than me desu.
Is Mokou here?
>>9522118
Winner next slide
odds RTW
evens rp
dubs host
>>9522113
Come on dude don't call yourself cancer that's just stupid
>>9522136
fuck niggers
>>9522104
Thought that picture on the right was a butt from the thumbnail.
>>9522153
She would never displays such impure displays
>>9522171
cancer removing bigger cancer
>>9522171
Thanks for playing
>>9522104
>stabs you in the shoulder
>>9522168
>>9522181
I can host another later if we REALLY need it
>>9522186
>tfw broken rape victims are more appealing to me
>>9522188
>Thanks for hosting
>>9522113
More like dicku am i right?
>>9522188
shitpost called off
>>9522188
Huh; fifth place is pretty good...I-I can live with that. Thanks for hosting.
quints get
>>9522221
Shit dude, off by one.
Is anyone doing Harusame from the KanColle series ? I was thinking of picking her up.
>>9522221
off by one
>Baron said he will rp
>Does not even post when game starts.
?
>>9522231
[autistic screeching]
>Maria
>>9522231
I'd prefer if you didn't touch her please
>>9522231
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>Maria
>>9522231
OH. MY. GOD! CAN YOU LIKE NOT??????????
>Maria
>>9522274
Don't touch my wife,or I'll cut you.
>Maria
>>9522231
B-but muh ship that vert never plays! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>Maria.
>>9522231
RRRERERREREEEREREGSJSOLWKSSJZJXJ
>Maria
>>9522274
Fuck off nigger
>Maria
>>9522274
Don't worry about it and accept the free autistic (You)'s
>>9522274
Everything is wrong....where did it all go wrong,my love...
>Maria
>>9522283
>Vert
But that's wrong you fucking retard
>>9522313
NO
>Maria
>>9522274
>fucks you in ass with penis
>Maria
This Maria posting makes me want to pick Blake up again
i like dicks
>Yukine
>>9522327
Blake?
>Link
OHAYO DESU
>>9522313
NO NO NO NO LEAVE ME WIFE ALONE SHE'S MINE,AND MINE FOREVER RRREEEEEEE
>Maria
>>9522343
ship with me comrade
>Soviet
I want (You)'s too.
>>9522343
I swear to god if you do this I will shitpost you into oblivion.
>Maria
>>9522313
Yes, ignore Maria, fuck her, she's an ass
>>9522352
Oh oh I'm gonna nut comrades
>soviet
Real autism hours
Man you guys are fuckin gay
>erp
I don't understand boats.
What is the in-universe reason of weaponizing girls and calling them boats?
http://rule34.xxx/?page=post&s=list&tags=harusame_(kantai_collection)
im gonna nut. JUST KIDDING I AM GAY AS FUCK!
>Yukine
>>9522377
>Maria
>>9522377
>T. Maria
Fuck off you cringe.
>>9522380
The girls are based on real life war boats
I never loved you, Maria.
I killed myself to escape your sociopathic obsession over me.
I hope you never die, because I wish to never share Hell with you again.
>>9522393
that is not an in-universe explanation, that is an outside-universe explanation
Why are ships irl always referred to as a ''she'' anyway?
>>9522413
Tradition, vehicles are refered to as she.
Pick me..anon-kun.. I know you want to.
Free me from Maria's autism, I beg you~
>>9522421
CYKA BLYAT I'M CUMMMMMMIIIIIINNNNGGGGG
>Soviet
>>9522413
Because women are objects.
>>9522413
Ships are hard to maintain like girls
QUALITY
POSTING
>>9522435
ROASTED
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
>>9522444
>Soviet
>>9522421
Ah yes into the pussy just how I go into enemy lines
>Soviet
Bruce Man is Bat Wayne
WATER or Water?
>>9522432
Post your ava, the music you're listening to, then rate other people
>>9522475
>Consume bepis
>AKA carbonated bleach
>die
>feelsgoodman
No wonder why no one hosts for you faggots.
>>9522483
>Maria
Kill yourselves.
>>9522480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMWBHpd4WiI
>>9522480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWaljXUiCaE
>>9522489
WAHHH, MUH AUTISM SHIP IS BEING SHITPOSTED, DIE :(
>Maria
>>9522480
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uniwKO2eEKY
What is your favorite moment from your avatar's source material?
>>9522489
>pets
>>9522523
None. That goes for all of them.
>>9522523
when he/she accidentally gets high
>>9522523
When a clone of them appears after the character does something wrong, and proceeds to whack the character in the face with their own weapon
>>9522480
>https://youtu.be/59M5z0c8YtE
>>9522523
>There's a bit in the manga where Kendo goes on a long rant explaining that their gas masks won't last very long and that the gas is only getting thicker with the lowkey goal of convincing him to not fight
>And he's just like "THAT JUST MEANS WE HAVE TO KICK THEIR ASS FASTER, LET'S DO OUR BEST" and it motivates her to fight too
>>9522562
Cringe.
>>9522480
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKa1NFhn2Q
>>9522523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rJLI3tuTw
>>9522480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0-K6A38D2M
>>9522523
>From the anime? Koyama fight or the entire last episode.
>From the comic? Man I don't even know. The Mogami Arc or the Reigen Arc are my favorite.
>>9522523
When she is comforted by the very thing she is obsessed with destroying. And she cried. A lot.
>>9522578
>B-But I was just answering the question Anon why is that cringe
>>9522586
>not Mob fucking Teruki up
Smdhtbqhwyf
>>9522602
>All the explosions are bretty gud. I don't like the one in the teru arc that much though.
>>9522589
kys Aussa
>>9522523
Cute.
I wanna give hanekawa a pet mouse.
>>9522613
You take that back you son of a whore.
>>9522523
When he literally kills the MC
>>9522609
>>9522609
Neck yourself westaboo.
>insert shitty joke here
>insert tag of person here
>>9522613
when has that even remotely happened in any of Aussa's avas shit
>>9522589
is the thing hoshi?
>>9522614
Are you implying something anon?
>>9522632
>insert cock into Yukine here
>>9522633
probably the Answered Prayers avatar or something
>>9522583
Always thought about picking up Araragi for something but always figured I didn't have enough wit to pull it off.
>>9522633
sometime between the second and third time she lost her family
>>9522642
I don't think that character's ever shown interest in destroying literally anything
>>9522653
I'm wondering which butthurt faggot this is.
>>9522635
not him but nice choice of music
>>9522653
Your attempts at being overly edgy is more cringy than everything posted here combined.
>>9522653
>/trash/ poster thinks he has the right of talking about cringe
It's really cute when you forget where you are.
>>9522643
Why would you nyeed wit to be something that has nyo wit~nya?
>>9522653
>you attempts at meta are bad
>makes a post in meta
I-I don't understand senpai kun sama (。>﹏<。)
>>9522668
BASED Yukraine btfoing literally whos anons at their own logic.
>>9522523
The Gehrman fight was elder God tier. That music gets the blood pumpin'.
>>9522666
>want to watch this anime
>hate shaft animation and "comedy" with a passion
eh
>>9522674
shut up seth
>>9522659
I don't think my tastes are all that great but thanks I guess.
>>9522666
show tits
>>9522685
B A S E D
A
S
E
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Dubs and I post the most fucked up thing I can find.
>>9522692
shut up and stop hating my guts you have shit taste
>>9522703
reroll
>>9522708
>Guts
>>9522682
>watching bakemonogatari for the "comedy"
>????
>>9522718
seek sunlight
>>9522718
I dunno, it's pretty funny
better then being an actual retard like you
You want to see true cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjmnP1UDPq0
>>9522733
SETHING
>>9522708
Faggot.
>>9522727
What would the point of watching it be, if not entertainment?
>>9522692
>Poor sweet Sylvie's only legacy in HG is memes and asshurt
It still hurts that we'll never true enjoy a Best Girl here.
>>9522718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A
>>9522746
>"comedy" = all of entertainment
>what is drama?
>what is action?
>?????????????????????
>>9522701
don't ever white knight me or my wife's son again
>>9522746
Did you just imply comedy is the only form of entertainment? Are you actually autistic?
>>9522752
>gataris
>either of those things
>>9522748
funny how a single post could attract memetards
>>9522748
If I knew her source I would pick her up
>>9522755
>slides my cock into your mouth
KILL YOURSELF YOU ARE WEAK
>>9522748
>Sweet
Nigga she rapes you if you don't fuck her
>>9522761
pretty much this
>>9522769
nice meme
your hypocricy is showing
>>9522780
>slides my cock into your boipucci
>>9522746
are you the guy that posted that picture one time of a tweet stating that humor isn't required to be funny?
>>9522769
why is KYS the only thing you can say? Atleast try to be original and entertaining with your insults.
Let's predict which ava's will show up during the summer break.
They're coming,lads.
>>9522789
What? Post that
>>9522795
I would slide my cock into you too but you don't seem to have any balls so it isn't worth it
>>9522795
And?
you're some edgy cunt trying to meme about meta but seriously
sad
>>9522792
Vert
>>9522793
>>9522792
Bolin
Crendor
Ta-Class
>>9522779
W-What? She looks so innocent though.
>>9522792
Hiccup
>>9522790
>Black Hanekawa paws at your tentacles
>>9522792
Naruto
Whatever the flavour of the month anime is during that time
and a 3D OOC avatar that is obsessed with fidget spinners
>>9522807
Yup. She drugs and rapes you.
>>9522821
You seem upset.
>>9522820
dude I want to do that now
taking it fags
>>9522813
>The Inkling pulls her tentacles away, and starts to step away from the lady
>>9522748
she dies if you don't pat her head all day every day
>>9522832
Baron why are you being so self-deprecating
>>9522755
I'm afraid I cannot uphold your request, my lord.
It is my duty to white knight every damsels and infants I'll deem in need to.
>>9522792
Doesn't matter who it'll be since watching paint dry will be indefinitely more entertaining than engaging in a conversation with any of them.
>>9522827
Holy shit. I wouldn't have expected that from her.
>people taking the shitposter's bait so easily.
>>9522763
It wasn't a single post, it was her posting about kicking her fucking legs every time she showed up.
>>9522830
What sort of abpurration are you supposed to be~nya? Are you a squid spirit possessing a little girl~nya?
>>9522844
>Not taking the bait
>Missing out the fun
>>9522840
Lel. That cancerous whiny shitstain ain't me boyo.
>>9522844
>le bait le bait le bait
Embarrassing
>>9522848
Once again, if she needs SOME justice I could try to pick her up. I don't even have an ava.
>>9522864
>pic
>>9522832
I feel like you're in the wrong HG. /b/ HG is across the hall to the left, down the stairs.
>>9522849
>The Inkling shakes her head, but then starts to think for a few seconds. She shakes her head again afterwards.
>>9522844
I'm sick and I wanna have some fun.
>>9522779
nice
>>9522843
I have it capped but I'm too lazy to crop it because she's a loli.
>Jude's venting hours
Call me when the kid's done with his tantrums.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=63067914
>>9522882
fuck off to ifunny with your shit memes anon
>>9522893
Ain't clickin that shit, nigga
Fuck off Jude
>>9522880
Just hearing about it is interesting enough. Glad to know a little about her source.