ERP Thread Sandwich Edition >>9517944

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>>9522116
W-what's wrong, why are you grinning like that?

>>9522128
I want to be the one in the middle...

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>>9522135
I have no idea. Cheshire Cat is amazing!

>>9522169
Iowa used to play her, but not as a memey one.

I WANT TO SUFFER!

>>9522169
>Plenty of fanart
>Dojin for crops
>Those smug reaction faces
I'm thinking of trying to Ava, but I don't believe I could do her justice

>>9522178
Well she should be played like a trickster / Crazy and lewd. A memey would just be annoying to RP with.

What're those, demons? Dwarves? Some other creature?

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Check my 9.

>>9522195
Blue skin
Black sclera
Horns
My money's on demon

>>9522195
I want some goblins, orcs, gnomes, and pandas...

>>9522191
>but I don't believe I could do her justice
Do you think anyone cares? If you get what her character is you'll do fine, people can be very forgiving. And if you just play her "your way" and it's not to far from the original it's fine. Give it a shot.

>>9522207
>off by 2
Baka. Now check me 2's

>>9522207
Looks like you fell a little 'flat' there

>>9522222
Fucking checked m8.

>>9522222
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>9522207
GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>9522169
>Jabberwock the other night
>now potentially a Cheshire Cat
please god i need more wonderlandgirls

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>>9522143
(I would definitely be up for that later but my head just started killing me. I'll definitely be back around for something soon.)
>>9522138
It's not very often that I get someone so cute waltzing up to me! I'm just a little excited is all.
>Ahri's tongue flicks past her lips and drags across her fangs in a languid motion.
Very excited...
>>9522141
(Thanks friendo. Take it easy.)

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>>9522222
GG degenerate ERPfag.

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>>9522222
Glorious!

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>>9522222
I am here to say congratulations sir. Your timing was impeccable.

>>9522222
TLHG cancer coming to say atleast it wasn't HG in 3 2 q

>>9522192
She did, and she used the cat as and opener for her other monster girls.

>>9522241
>Like futa
>Like Ahri
>Hate futa on male
Being me is pain.

>>9522222
Beautiful

>>9522241
//No problem man, I just woke up anyway so my english will probably be atrocious anyway. Take care!
>I had the Idea of being really confident and dominant to sex you, but when we finally get to it im shocked you have a dick, AND that its bigger than mine

>>9522238
Hatter happens every so often.

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>>9522259
>>9522222

No, why would we do that? Congrats on the numbers!

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>>9522207
Tan cirno is my fetish.

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>>9522268
(Just play a girl/femanon senpai.)
>>9522270
(Sounds great! Ahri is definitely for teasing other people and cock size can be something she teases someone about. You have a good one.)

>>9522220
I care
If I don't feel right in the character then I won't be successful as an ava
Cheshire should be quick witted, a prankster, and smug as hell I don't think I could pull that off

>>9522301
... yeah playing femanon sounds nice. But you were going somewhere, right? See you when you get back.

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>>9522222
CHECKED

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>>9522117
I shall accept your human beverage. Bring it to me at once!
>She begins to wipe her tired eyes. Whatever "Coffee" was, if it helped her alertness, she'd quaff a whole barrel of it.

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>>9522334
(Yep. Going to drink some water and take a nap and Ahri will return to spirit rush on your insides anon. Have a good one.)

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>>9522222
I-IT'S NOT FAIR!
>>9522230
Hey! They're not that small...
>>9522236
O-okay...
>>9522288
Tan? I want a tan!

>>9522304
>If I don't feel right in the character then I won't be successful as an ava
That's true. If you don't understand what makes the character good then you might not succeed with her. But by the looks of it, vyou do understand but you're just confident in yourself to do it.
>Cheshire should be quick witted, a prankster, and smug as hell I don't think I could pull that off
With this attitude you never will be able, if you TRIED to do it you probably would do it just fine.

Hey to all, any cute avas to roleplay with?

>>9522366
>Gives the baka a pat on the head.
Don't worry baka. You'll get your 9's eventually.

>>9522347

>sneaks up behind her, preparing to hug

>>9522353
Alright I'll be back in like 10 minutes.
>he left at steady pace and pulled out his phone as he walked away. After not to long later, he was carrying about two gallons of coffee in one of those portable cardboard coffee containers.
Hey I'm back. I already put in splenda and creamer. I also brought you 4 muffins.

I figured a woman of your... magnitude requires a higher calorie deficit, so I brought what I would consume and times it by 4.

I hope this helps

>>9522366
>puts his dick next to her face

>>9522373
>just not confident in yourself
You hit the nail on the head with that one. Somedays I feel like my rp sessions go well, other days my self doubt undermines me like no shitposter could.

Thanks for the pep talk, friend. I'll look into making a folder and if I decide to try her, it will be during one of the dead hours.

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>>9522454
Good. I'll be looking forward to when you do.

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>>9522366
I want a tan Cirno.

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>Love futa
>Love Male on Futa where I'm fucking the Futa and possibly give them the reach around
What else can I do to make the session enjoyable for my partner?

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>>9522241
Excited? And that's why you make those faces?
What for?

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>>9522169
(Be around later tonight then)

>>9522519
Play with their breasts
Get right next to their ear and talk dirty
Make sure you angle to pound the prostate
Pull hair
Remember it doesn't always have to be doggy style

>>9522519
Lift her up and bounce them along your shaft as their own cock sways with the motion

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>>9522398
>Is patted. Happy Cirno is happy.
Yeah, eventually. Look, I might even get them right now!
>>9522441
Aaah!
>Cirno freezes the dick.
>>9522482
A tan sounds super cool! How do I get one?

>>9522636
>After taking a look at her post number, he just shakes his head. He continues to give her reassuring pats though, for he knows that it's only a matter of time before the baka finally gets her .
Three off this time. You're getting farther away Cirno. You're bound to get them though. Maybe I'll get them right now.

>>9522669
>Nine ball isn't postable.
Supposed to be get her 9, but eh. Testing

>>9522679
Nope, not postable.

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>>9522669
>Cirno grits her teeth together as she watches Anon's 9 in envy.
IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAIR!
>With that, Cirno begins beating and crying on Anon's chest.
>>9522679
AAAAAAAAAHHHH

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>>9522636
expose skin to the sun without melting.

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>>9522424
Thank you, human. I hope your "cof-fee" works
>she pinches the two cardboard carriers in her hands, tearing the top off. She proceeds to splash the boxes into her open maw, the scorching liquid, burning her tongue. She spat out the fluid, enrage at the sheer thought that he'd try to poison her with his sweet lava. It did work, but not for the right reasons.
W-what was that, were wou trying to burn me!?
>She immediately swiped the anon off the ground, holding her up to his face, Her agressive eyes locked at his.

>>9522709
>Anon keeps on giving her headpats in an attempt to console the crying baka. But then, a glimmer of light appears before their very eyes as the 9 that Cirno has been trying for has finally come to her.
CIRNO YOU DID IT! YOU'RE NOT A BAKA ANYMORE!
>He then gives her a really big hug in congratulations, swinging her to and fro while smiling all the while.

>>9522721
>as he was held there, dangling and feel the immense pressure around him. He could feel his ribs squeezing his organs. Although being crushed, he could still talk
WHY...why would you do that to yourself?!?! Why would you burn yourself like that? You're suppose to wait for it cool off, not down it like a shot!

That had to hurt. Say aw and open your mouth.

>He completely forgot he was being crushed to death and was more focused on his friend at that moment. To which where he started lecturing her.

Need me to get you some water?
Um... fresh water? Not sea water.

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>>9522630
I wish Sweden would stop being a pack of cucks for one goddamn second.

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>>9522732
>Cirno jumps in excitement upon seeing that 9 at the end of her post number. She has never been this happy before. This is the best. Her life was now complete. She wouldn't care if she were to die now.
I DID IT! I DID IT, ANON! LOOK! LOOK AT THAT 9 I JUST GOT! LOOK!
>>9522720
>As Cirno jumps around in excitement, she is constantly being scorched by the sun. Soon enough, she goes quiet. Heatstroke? No. Something worse. Her legs give in and she falls flat on her face. Soon enough, all that is left of the ice loli is a puddle of water and her damp clothes.

>>9522815
>Anon applauds the cheering non-baka as she celebrates her getting the 9, watching the post number alongside with her. All seemed perfect in the world for an instant. Then in the next one, everything took a turn for the worse, as the ice fairy starts to melt before his eyes. He tries to pull her away into some shade, but his hand would slip off her arm and get coated in some melted ice loli water. Not know what else to do, he can only stand there and watch her turn into nothing more than a puddle. She looked happy all the while though, so if she was happy, he guessed that he should be happy too. Once she's finally melted, he takes her clothes and sticks them in his freezer, his only reward after besting her with his repeating 2's.

>>9522630
This is why I hate being Swedish.

>>9522815
>Cums in the puddle

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>>9522917
If it makes you feel any better I'm half expecting to get blown up at MCM this weekend.

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>>9522768
>she started to ease her grip on the anon, worried that her grip almost killed him. She laid her hand out, letting the anon recover on her soft, green palm.
I'm sorry, I'm don't know that much about human culture. the only male human I had here chained me up. I'll open my mouth for you if you want me to...
>she opens her mouth, slithering her tongue out. Her tongue has first degree burns, so it wasn't that fatal.

Anons, which are the avas you deem most for things like hatefuck, rape, beating, that kinda stuff?

>>9522953
>Pats the awoo
Take care of yourself now.

>>9522957
Kinx and that Tomoko person who keeps on begging to get fucked like that.

>>9522957
Jinx, Owain and SNK

>>9522965
Thank you, anon. Hopefully all the Arab hotels in the area are diverting them away from us.

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>>9523038
I'm a dummy.

>>9523001
Jinx doesn't roleplay. It's the same session over and over again with her.

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>Dark Universe CU Trailer
>mfw

>>9523052
It didn't ask if I wanted to rp with her, I just think she likes that shit. Owain on the other hand I want to hate fuck.

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>>9522954
*but it wasn't fatal
(today isn't my day)

Is the ava with Noodle still around?

>>9523109
You mean Jinx, she usually comes around later in the day bro.

>>9523113
Ah,okay then.

Can someone confirm that this is Paul >>9523043

>>9523146
No, Paul unironically always posts his shit file pictures. He loves the attention, even in other threads he uses LD.

>>9523060

Cool, wasn't it?

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How the fuck do I become popular?

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>>9523240
Make dicks cum!

>>9523240
Be nice, avoid drama and when shit posting starts head over to the Discords to chill.

>>9523240
Spam your ava and make dicks cum.

>>9523240
Not at all >>9523251

Sorta >>9523303

The fastest, easiest way is to sit in the Discord, use tildes for everything, be a bland anime girl (bonus points for semi-fur shit like a catgirl), and constantly blog about how horny you are. It works for Suki, Trist, and Yuri, 3 people with no personality whatsoever, but you should be good to go.

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POST CARDS

Lurkers, AWAKEN!

>>9523342
>forgetting Spection

>>9523342
>>9523352
Those people also don't see a ton of RP outside of Trist, who's on Owain's cock so much that she changed her name to reflect it.

>>9523352
Spection is nowhere near as circlejerked over, mainly because he's an annoying little faggot.

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>>9523344

>>9523240
Be friendly, RP with people and don't respond to drama. That's literally it.

>>9523403
>don't respond to drama

More people should follow this.

>>9523403
And respond as anon like everyone else*

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>>9523168
Indeed, but...
>Frankenstein, Dracula, the Wolfman, the Invisible Mn, the Phantom of the Opera, the Creature of the Black Lagoon, the Mummy, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde will never run a train on you.
>mfw

>>9523240
Suck on the current circlejerks' dicks until they accept you

>>9523450
I mean that helps too yeah. If you are going to OOC do it without you avatar. If you are going to RP, use your avatar for that to help organise RPs/fetishes or whatever. I've been playing here semi-regular for the best part of a year now and avoided all drama by following those rules.

>>9523453

That, uh, that's a fantasy of yours?

>>9523361
Literally who?

>>9523453
I'm sure a bunch of anons would have no problem dressing up and using your body.

Is there someone who plays Marceline and is NOT Paul?

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>>9523479
What else can I say? I like my classic monster movies.

>>9523486
I guess that's the closest thing to a Monster Mash.
Beggars can't be choosers.
>Raises Gekota cup.
To a new world of Gods and Monsters.

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>>9523247
>>9523303
>>9523459
S-so the most efficient way would be to become a slut? I don't know if I want to be a slut! I want to be a cool moe chick everyone likes because she's cool and smart!

>>9523493
pretty sure there was somebody who did

>>9523523
>tfw it was actually someone Rping as Tomoko all along
Top lel I thought it might be.

>>9523485
Tristana, a League character. Owain plays her, but there's another person on Discord that uses her as her primary. She changed her name to "Owain's Favorite" at some point after a public ERP session with him.

>>9523523
Yeah you probably don't have the looks, or the grace to be a cool girl everyone wants to be friends with. You know how to work a cock though right? That sounds better suited for you.

>>9523514

I hear ya. The day the new Gill-man movie comes out I'll dance in the street.

>>9523536
I fucking hate that shit it is awful. Even when people do it with their names after really nice people, like "Kyouko's x", it's so cringeworthy and creates a bad atmosphere in the lobby. I don't think most of the people who the names quote even want it.
It's like when doms parade their subs around in the lobby, fucking awful.

>>9523557
Didn't someone do "Kyouko's cocksleeve"?

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I want to roleplay as the casting couch.

>>9523579
Yeah. Kyouko isn't even into that stuff. It's pretty awkward.

>>9523523
>>9523539
She doesent even need to be good at that, as long as she lets the gangbang go on. Or not, it probably doesent matter either way.

>>9523586
What, the couch itself?

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>>9523586
Get on my level.

>>9523523
But it's so easy to do, much easier than all the work becoming a genius would take. All you have to do is open your mouth and legs for all the boys and you might even pass some popular girls

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>>9523344
bah alright

>>9523597
Yes.

>>9523586
>>9523600

Sex in a pool sounds hot, but making out on a couch is better.

And sex in a hot tub is best.

>>9523606
I did an RP once where it was set using the casting couch. Next time you can be the furniture, I promise.

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>>9523603
>Ishtar
Yeeees.

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>>9523523
>tfw all you want to do is rape tomoko into a bloody ruin

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>>9523552
I dunno why they made The Mummy a girl but I supposed they needed a token female for the eventual monster team-up.
Although they could have used the Bride of Frankenstein.

>>9523344
>

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>>9523620
Me? Do you need something, human?

>>9523643

It was a guy, then they realized he looked too much like Apocalypse in last summer's X-Men movie. So they did a girl instead.

Also, Bride is the next movie. Set for 2019.

>>9523643
>The dumb brexit line got removed
Nice.

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>>9523652
I have a mighty need for many things: Gold, women, seashells... Women wearing golden seashell swimsuits.
Right now, however, I think the only thing I require is you. I mean, it's not often when one crosses paths with a Goddess that really looks part!

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>>9523659
Wow that sucks.
Then again, they got a point.

>>9523661
RIP Brexit line.
2016-2017.

>>9523643
I want to suck on Hotaru's tits.

>>9523643
>Elizabeth
She is way too innocent for this.

>>9523612

Come to think of it, we should have a hot tub party thread sometime.

Lots of sexy bikini bodies in here already.

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>>9523717
W-Why would you want to do that?
They're like Daifuku Mochi but nowhere as tasty!

>>9523731
Where do you think you are?

>>9523698
An attempt was made but really it was dumb because Tracer is like a parody of an anti-brexit person in every way. Also she wasn't alive when it happened.

>>9523745
I don't care about taste, only softness smothering my face

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>>9523344

>>9523643
I want to fuck Tifa over the bar counter

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>>9523677
Well that is to be expected. Many, many humans have had such thoughts..
>Despite his flattery her eyes narrow. That arrogance reminds Ishtar of someone she'd rather not think about. Still, he was quite a looker.. Crossing and uncrossing her legs, she gives the man a flirtatious look
Well if you appreciate me that much then I could always use a new worshipper..

>>9523745
I doubt that! I bet they taste amazing. Regardless, I'd love to have my face in your enormous bosom!
You have beautiful eyes and hair too, by the way.

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>>9523758
Can't be helped, can it?
>Sighing and with a small smile forming on her face, Hotaru beckoned the man to approach her as she took a seat nearby.
I guess you can rest your head on my marshmallows.

>>9523786
Do I? Is that the truth or are you trying to butter me up?
>A soft giggle escaped Hotaru's lips as she placed a hand on her chest, her fingers gently squeezing her inviting breasts.
They are very soft, indeed. People often compare them to marshmallows.

>>9523751
Aye.
Ah well, I guess the Mike Pence joke is better.

>>9523774
Once I get less busy on the side you might.

>>9523745
>>9523731
Never said i wouldnt fuck her into a mess, though. I only said she is way too innocent for this.

>>9523772
Sorry about leaving you hanging last thread Kass, I was the anon that asked for futa Toriel

>>9523821
YAN YAN DIPSTICKS

>>9523821
D-do they have to stay clothed?

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>>9523780
To compare me with the rest of your worshippers would be comparing a wolf with a pack of dogs.
There’s no men like me, Isthar-sama, there’s only me…
>The swordsman approached the alluring Goddess, his eyes scanning her form before clearing his throat to introduce himself before the black-haired beauty.
The name is Rance. It would be both a great honor and pleasure to become your worshipper.
As long you don’t mind being a bit on the polytheist side, as I worship many Goddesses in my own personal way.

>>9523821
It is the truth! You're perfect!
>He ogles the woman's lovely chest.
Marshmallows, you say? I love marshmallows.

>>9523821
Yeah the Pence is pretty top notch.

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>>9523830
You're fine, anon. You wouldn't so happen to still be interested, would you?

>>9523884
Of course I am, as if I'd lose interest.

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>>9523904
Alright then, anon. Do you wanna write the opening or shall I?

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What are the best hours to be active for an ava:
>Early Morning ded hours
>Midday ded hours
>Nighttime active hours

>>9523933
Would you mind doing it?

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>>9523849
Only if you want to!

>>9523867
Want to try some then?
Hotaru-chan's very special marshmallows?
>The Candy Princess asked with a very lusty tone in her voice, approaching the man in a most seductive way and placing a slender finger on his lips.

>>9523871
Shocking, isn't it?

>>9523834
WAT

>>9523822
She's as innocent as you want her to be.

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>>9523862
>At the mention of other Goddesses and other women her eyes briefly light up with annoyance. She was right, he may desire her but that unshakeable self confidence and need to claim things is unmistakable. But maybe if she could tame this man it'd make her feel a bit better.
And to compare me to anyone else would be a disservice. I am Ishtar, Goddess of Love and Desire. You will only need me.
>With a haughty smile she uncrosses her legs, but this time she spreads them. Her loincloth covers the important parts, but it still gives him a good look at the inside of her thighs
Do your best to please me, human. Maybe I'll take you as a lover if you're good enough..

>>9523948
The bridge between night and early morning, where not enough people are awake to kick up a storm

>>9523975
>>9523822
The more innocent the better. So when she gets forced in an alley, its all the much sweeter.

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>>9523985
Honey, I can kick up something better than a storm~.

>>9523975
>pours chocolate on dick
hey hotaru
>smirks and his predictive RP grows
what do???????????????????

>>9523975
>He nearly melts at the pleasing sound of her sultry voice, his face becoming a bit more hot and flushed as she comes closer to him.
Y-Yes...
I'd love to, Miss Hotaru.

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>>9523975
YAN
YAN
DIPSTICKS

>>9523975
>With a lack of self control. I wrap my arms around you and bury my face into your clothed breasts. In an embarrassing display, I speak without even attempting to give my lips room to move.

I'd want bare cleavage at least...

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>>9523979
>Rance remained silent as the Goddess displayed her womanly assets to him, feeling his desire swell inside him thanks to the lovely sight. Almost enthralled by the Goddess, the human had to shake his head briefly to free himself from her alluring charm for the time being.
>Mustering his courage, the adventurer took a step forward. His hands resting on his hips as he tilted his head to the side.
Become the lover of a Goddess? That would be a pleasure!
Tell me then, Ishtar-sama, what must I do to be worthy of your love and blessings? Fight countless of battles? Perhaps embark in a trial? Or maybe the only thing I must do is…
>The swordsman leaned forward, his face mere inches away from the raven-haired deity.
… You?

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>>9524008
CHOCOLATE
>The evil clone of Hotaru jumps in and latches into the sweet candy covered dick

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>>9523970
It was another day peaceful day in the underground. Monsters were minding their own business and the times was passing by rather quite peacefully. At least, for most monsters anyway. Toriel, occupying her own home, was caring for another human who had both foolishly and clumsily fell down into the pit into the mountain. The only difference being was that this time it wasn't a human child, but instead it looked to be a man. An adult, tall, obviously more ages than the children who had fallen into the underground previously. How was she to care for him like a mother? He seemed already capable enough to care for himself, if not doing so on his own on the surface world. Applying the last bandage to his arm, she tightened the strap and gave him a kiss right on the injury. Even if he was an adult, she was still much older than he was.
There, feel better?
>She asked, standing back up to look over the patched up man.

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>>9524015
>A single hand reached for his cheek, her face so close to his he could feel her minty breath brush his nose.
Then close your eyes for Hotaru-chan and let her take care... I'll make sure that you'd enjoy every second of it~

>>9524044
And I want a chocolate pony... But we can't have what we want, right?
>Sighing with a pleased smile, Hotaru reached for the buttons of her blouse, undoing them one by one... Although with some difficulty, as the male was resting his face on her breast.
Hmmm...

>>9524034
WEW
E
W

>>9524008
o bby
>gibs u teh succ
>u liek dis

>>9523997
You're a sick fuck.
[jk, i like you already]

>>9524094
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
>Goes full Paul mode on yo ass

>>9524007
Curious, which Blaziken are are?

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>>9524124
The first one~

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>>9524118
Whaaaaat?!
>Goes full ACHUUUUUU on yo ass. The chocolate flies off Hotaru's mouth to land on Hotaru's chest.

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Afternoon

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>>9524075
>She has to cover her mouth to hide her smirk. Sending him off on a quest to win the favour of a Goddess is traditional, but right now the petty and vindictive woman is more interested in seeing this man under her spell. The idea of him resisting or even overpowering her is unthinkable to her. He is only human after all.
Nothing of that sort. I'm sure you're a noble and accomplished hero already. There's only one thing left to do..
>A hand comes up to tenderly caress his cheek, her eyelashes fluttering.
Take me, please~

>>9524118
>I let my face sink deeper into your cleavage as you unbutton your blouse, face turning bright red and a bulge uncomfortably rising in my pants. This time, I momentarily tilt my blushing face up enough to talk (somewhat) freely.

Well...thank you for giving me what I want anyway...

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>>9524136
The first one...?
You wouldn't happen to be... This one, would you?
>Reaches into a manila folder and presents a photo captured at the scene.
>

>>9524118
>>9523997
Ayyy. Thanks. If youd like to play her,Im around.

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>>9524211
Of course! Why do you ask~?

>>9524118
>He could feel his face become hotter at the silky touch of her palm, her spearmint-scented breath quite pleasing to the senses.
Yes, Hotaru...
>He closes his eyes and tries to relax, hardening in anticipation, breathing becoming a little heavier...

>>9524112
>He smiled and chuckled at the kindness of the stranger. His day had already started terribly since he fell down that godforsaken hole, only to get worst when he came face to face with a bunch of monsters! He was able to outrun them, but not without a few scratches, but he guessed he got off lucky in that department. When he meet the monster that was right next to him however, she was different. She fretted over his injuries and dragged him to her home, against his will of course. Once inside, she placed him down in her living room and began to patch him up, which lead to where they were right now.
Yeah, I'm feeling better. Still a little sore in some places but nothing that I'll die from. I'm Anon by the way, I figure now is a good time for introductions.

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>>9524192
>Rance’s heart skipped a beat upon hearing those words. It wasn’t just her request that made him surprised but the luscious tone and godlike charm she possessed. Single hand reached for the straps of leather holding his armor together and undoing them one by one, he dropped his metallic protection next to him, revealing his green clothes underneath.
Gladly.
>Responded the human before kissing Ishtar’s lips. His free hand quickly going for one of her breasts, squeezing them before further deepening the kiss. His skilled tongue attempted to invade her mouth, dancing with her own muscle and perhaps attempting to display some dominance.

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>>9524196
You're a customer, right? And the customer is always right!
>Within minutes, Hotaru's blouse was out of the way and only fine layer of black, lacey brassiere stood between her and the male.
Want to do the honors? Unwrap this delicious candy for both of us?

>>9524241
>Without warning, Hotaru reached for something on the counter: A box. Unwrapped it and shoved the contents into his mouth.
>Marshmellows. Chocolate-covered with delicious bits of dried strawberry.
There you go~!

>>9524214
Once I get less busy we might.

>>9524142
gdi

>>9524237
N-...No reason...
>Sliding the photo back into its folder, he placed it to his back, as if hiding it. He was at a loss of words on how to approach her, but then again, showing her a photo hinting suggestive themes really wasn't the best way to break the ice. At this point, no matter what subject he brought up, it would more than likely make for an awkward conversation.
Sooo, uh... Are you strictly prey?

>>9524343
>>9524214
Sounds good!

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>>9523586

>>9524367
You gotta eat an entire cake.

And make pig noises while I watch you.

And I will wear the dinosaur mask.

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>>9524391
Good...

Okay

... Why the dino mask?

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>>9524278
>She could barely contain her excitement, her lips parting to allow his tongue inside. They both fall back until he lands on top, their tongues still pushing against each other and fighting for dominance. She was more than confident this human will be putty in her hands, but his technique is a little more than she expected.
Mmh~
>Her own hands respond by reaching around to stroke his back, lovingly caressing it through his clothes and encouraging him to stay close. His groping does make the Goddesses body jump, but she brushes it off.

>>9524408
DO NOT QUESTION ME WOMAN! I AM THE MIGHTY T-REX AND YOU ARE MY PREY!

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>>9524367
>>9523586

>>9524343
>I don't bother to speak, only letting out an affirmative groan as I fumble my hands up her back to do just that. Since I refuse to unglue my face from her soft breasts, the bra just kind of falls down a bit. After motorboating for just a moment more, I somehow break the spell on me enough to slip my tongue out and attempt to trail it down to her now unveiled right nipple

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>>9524270
Anon... What an interesting name. My name's Toriel, I'm the caretaker of the Ruins. Sorry if any of the other monsters were so hostile towards you. They can get a little... Excited.
>It was a stretch, but then again what she said was also kind of true. Looking over the anon's body, she wondered if he was hungry or even malnourished. She was out gathering ingredients for her dinner tonight before she had ran into the injured soul. Although what she had gathered wasn't enough for two, she wouldn't mind giving up her portion just to see her new quest well fed.
Are you hungry? Thirty, perhaps? If you're going to be stuck down here then I'd better at least take care of you. Children like sweets, so I always offered them pie, but I'm not sure what older humans like to eat... Or drink. I just know that their taste differ and change as they grow in age.

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>>9524424
How much am I getting paid for this again?

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>>9524354
>She wasn't one to be dodgy when asked questions like these. She looked down slightly to the anon, then patted him on the head, gently running her fingers in his hair.

Not always. There's a few times I've had my fill on someone like you~.

>She shoots him a wanton wink, letting him know how comfortable she is answering a more private question.

>>9524447
Two to three dollars an hour.

>>9524343
>His eyes suddenly open wide as he receives a mouthful of delicious sweets. In confusion, the teased man chews on the threat for a while before swallowing the scrumptious contents.
Uh... thanks...!

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>>9524458
I don't get paid enough for this..

>>9524481
Fine I'll lose the dinosaur mask and you don't have to make pig noises.

And I'll bump up your pay.

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>>9524491
DEAL.
GIMMIE THE CAKE

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>>9524416
>The human broke the kiss after several minutes, leaving a single string of his saliva mixed with her holy spit joining their lips. With her divine hands caressing his back, he knew he had her unspoken permission to undress, and thus he did.
>Removing layer after layer of his green clothes, Rance eventually revealed his naked form to the Goddess. Strong and fit, his body had a couple of scars there and there, a silent testament to his life as an adventurer. But perhaps his most impressive asset was the size of his member. Larger than the average mortal, although not excessively so, it twitched eagerly for the touch of Ishtar.
Better… Much better. Don’t you agree, Ishtar-sama?

>>9524502
Okay okay.

>Anon places the giant chocolate cake in front of her

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>>9524520
>The chubby girl bounces in her spot, soaking in the sight of the cake she looks around it, soon pouting.
... Where's the fork?

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>>9524438
>A soft gasp escaped Hotaru’s lips upon feeling the man’s tongue lick her left nipple. The flesh bud went stiff almost immediately thanks to his wet muscle leaving it soaked with his spit. She enjoyed it, that was for sure.
A-Ahh… Well, aren’t you a needy little boy?
But I guess that’s how I like them~

>>9524459
Welcome~
>Hotaru waited for the man to finish the marshmallow before putting one in between her teeth, leaning towards him to kiss him and give him half of the delicious tret with her mouth, brushing her tongue with his teasingly.
Hmmhm~
How was that? Even more delicious?

>>9524362
<3

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>>9523740
Theme threads have never particularly gone over well.
That being said I would happily type a hot tub edition up sometime. Or maybe an onsen one instead since neither of the boorus have practically any hot tub pics.

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>>9524502
>>9524520

Plot twist: The chocolate cake is Anon.

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>>9524549
DAMN YOU SHYMALANANANA

>>9524540
>Anon places a fork in front of her

Okay now dig in.

>>9524565
good rp

>>9524545

Cool. Any excuse for our a as to show off their swimsuit bodies.

>>9524564
Now you've got an anon in your belly!

>>9524455
>He turned his head away from the Blaziken, covering his mouth with a hand. His cheeks were glowing a soft hint of red, but he quickly covered them up just to hide the fact he was blushing at all. The way she answered the question so openly spoke many things about her, but that last line, along with her wink is what really caught him off guard. He gulped, the next question not being so easy to ask as the first couple were.
Would you, uh...
>He gulped, hesitating to continue on with his question. His index fingers were bumping together close to his mouth, a less than common sign of embarrassment.
You wouldn't mind, uh... You know...
>He didn't finish his sentence. Raising his head to look up at the Blaziken, he stared into her eyes, hoping she'd get what he was trying to ask before he'd have to say it all out loud.

>>9524542
>I want to squirt chocolate syrup over Hotaru's feet and lick it off

>>9524445
Toriel....
>He tested the name on his lips, committing it to memory for later use.
That's quite the beautiful name if I must say myself, and if you're the caretaker then you're like the boss around here. What wonderful company that I've found myself in...
>As he rambled on, his stomach reminded him of how long it had been since he had last eaten, just it time for Toriel to ask him about food luckily.
A pie would be perfect right about now, if it's not a problem for you that is.

>>9524574

Um, avas.

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>>9524565
>Breathing heavily the plump little puddin' cup she grasp the small metal fork, diving it into the sweet treat and digging in. Like an animal ripping apart a corpse she digs into the food, messing her smiling chubby cheeks with the chocolate.
>Soon realizing how silly she looks she wipes her cheek with her hand.
... S-sorry..

>>9524575
DAMN YOU VORE FAGS!

>>9524542
>He chews on his half of the candied marshmallow, licking his lips after the sweet kiss she has given him.
Oh...! Very!

>>9524593
No, no. Keep eating. There's plenty more where that came from.

>Anon didn't even pretend that his eyes were fixed on her huge ass.

>>9524542
Mm- yes, I am

>With heavy breaths, I slowly knead and grope at her breasts before wrapping my drooling mouth around her stiff, pink nipple

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>>9524506
>She admires the the body of the "hero", liking what she saw. His body was rugged and well sculpted. And what he had down there was just the right size and shape for the Goddess.
Very impressive. I expect great things from you..
>Leaning forward with a lascivious smile, she slips his member into her mouth. Taking it slow at first, she grips the bottom half with her bare hand and strokes it while her tongue flicks and rolls over the tip. Her ruby red eyes look up to his while this is happening, studying his reactions.

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>>9524619
>Wiggling her fat ass she teases his hungry eyes, her own half lit eyes staring back.
Does my little spoon like what he sees?
>She says, trying to be as seductive as she can.. with her face covered in chocolate cake

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>>9524617
Good~
>With that said, Hotaru leaned forward and planted yet another kiss on the man's lips, her tongue now invading his mouth greedily while taking a hold of his hands, her breasts pressing against his chest, pushing him against a nearby wall.
Hmmhm~

>>9524638
>Yet another moan escaped Hotaru's lips, the attention given to her nipple causing her breath to grow heavier and heavier with every diligent lick of the male's tongue against her pink flesh bud.
>A hand caressed the back of his head, her slender fingers coiling his hair.
Such a good customer~!

>>9524651
Oh yeah

>Anon gives her ass a nice slap

I love all that soft meat.

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>>9524576
>The redbird could put two and two together at this point, she looks down at the anon, covering his cheeks in her hands. She kneels down a bit and looks up to the anon's blushing face. Feeling a little remorse for possibly making another anon her meal, she leans in and licks his cheek a few times before asking him...

Are you having second thoughts about this?

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>>9524586
A pie?
>What an interesting choice he chose. Adults humans either have a good level of perception or maybe he had a sweet tooth for pie specifically. Shrugging, she stood up straight and smiled down at him.
A wonderful choice, anon. I just so happen to have collected enough ingredients to make such a sweet, save if we decide to skip dinner all together. The only thing really is that I'm missing a filling... You're alright with alternatives, right?
>She asked. Although her alternative filling wasn't really something people would eat if they knew where it came from, she used a lot of flavoring just to rid of the initial taste to that of something much, much sweeter. Just to hint him as a warning, she shook her hip once. Some kind of outline could be seen under her robe, but it was quite a vague one.

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>>9524677
>With her face buried in the sweet treat she jumps as her wide hips and chubby butt is slapped by the anon, gasping with a mouth full of food.
Anon! You can't just hit me like that!

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okay here's my daily shitpost before I leave to go play vidya

https://youtu.be/XEC4dpA9eJo

>>9524703
Kill yourself

>>9524675
>I come off of the nipple with a pop and let out a somewhat flustered "thank you!" before immediately reattaching myself, beginning to suckle a little harder. Impulsively, I hug to her more tightly and start grinding my body closer to her to provide some stimulation to the raging bulge in my pants.

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>>9524646
And I shall do my best to please, Ishtar-sama.
>A grunt of pleasure escaped the swordsman’s throat upon feeling Ishtar wrap her nubile lips around his cock. He was smiling and felt empowered by the sight of a Goddess servicing his throbbing manhood. For a second, just a brief moment, felt like he was dominating a Goddess.
>Feeling emboldened by the godlike blowjob, he reached for her hair with a single hand, taking a gentle but firm lock of her hair with it.
Make sure to clean my mighty lance, Ishtar-sama…. Because I plan to use it to make you feel better.
>While it was almost an order, he couldn’t control his desire thanks to how beautiful she was and how great her mouth felt.

>>9524702
Hey c'mon it looks so inviting. So big and...jiggly.

>Anon walks to her side, kneels down and grabs a bit of flab

Not nearly as jiggly as this

>He releases the flab and starts massaging her belly

>>9524684
Second...Thoughts...?
>He repeated. Being so engulfed in his desires, he had completely forgotten about the consequences that will follow once they began. Being such a peruser of the subject, he already knew now what his ultimate end will be. Some predators had control over their acids, but it seemed this particular Blaziken was not one of those cases. At this point, he was having seconds thoughts, but at the same time he was conflicted as the opportunity was standing right in front him. With her gentle touch and her reassuring licks, it only tipped the scale further to what his choice would truly be. Opening his mouth, he spoke...
No... N-no, I want to go through with this... Will you make me your meal?

>>9524675
>The male attempts to keep up with her lovingly active tongue, participating in the kiss with an eventually equal passion. He particularly enjoys the feeling of her soft breasts pushing against him, practically salivating at the thought of sucking on them. He lets the very forward woman make all over him, happily affirming her actions with delicate little moans.

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>>9524818
Hmm... well, start with your hands. I'll do the rest~...

>Blowing her warm, slightly charred breath along his face, she opens her beak wide, showing the anon everything he wants to see, and the rest behind a veil of feathers few would experience. She takes her time and waits for the anon to place his hands in her gaping mouth, her calm voice producing a few 'ahhh~'s.

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>>9524772
>Hotaru lifted her leg and teasingly wrapped it around his, keeping him close s she felt his bulge rub against her inner thighs. It felt really nice for her as well!
My, my… Is that dagashi in your pants or are you really happy to see me?
>Asked Hotaru with a lusty grin, breathing heavily thanks to the stimuli of his tongue.

>>9524831
Looks like I found me something delicious to devour and it isn’t candy~
>Said Hotaru as she placed her forehead against his, smiling deviously as she cautiously shoved a hand inside his pants, caressing his manhood with her skilled fingers.
Hmmm… I wonder if I should enjoy you slow and steady, like a fine candy… Or maybe devour you without hesitation, like a regular snack.
Choices, choices~!

>>9524919
(I'll get back to you as soon as possible, this is lots of fun!)

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>>9524778
>She makes no effort to stop him from grabbing at her locks, not seeing it as a big deal. He may be acting dominant, but she finds it hard to not underestimate the mortal
Fufufu~! I'll be glad to..
>Closing her eyes, her soft pink lips slide further and further down the man's shaft until the head hits the back of her throat. Instead of trying to go further she begins to bob her head, her wet muscle sliding against the underside of his length. Every time it's about to hit her throat she stops, showing a clear aversion to his engorged tip going too deep.

>>9524919
>I groan and trail my drooling tongue up to her neck, planting several shaky kisses as I hug her tighter

Really happy to see you...

>>9524685
Sure, I'm certain the......alternative, wouldn't spoil the flavor one bit.
>He flashed her a bright grin, but couldn't help himself as the swing of her hip brought his attention to her more feminine features, save for 'something' between her legs. He decided to not press her for personal details at the moment, his hunger growing stronger by the second. Although maybe it wasn't for the pie?
Do you need any help preparing it? It's the least that I can do to repay you.

>>9524702
This one sexy thicc cream puff
And oddly familiar...

>>9524915
>With a gulp, he watched as the Blaziken started to open her beak for him. With her elegant maw agape with a lovely presentations, the anon's hands started to shake at the ends of his arms. Her breath, her voice, it was so alluring. The sights of the entrance to her gullet, and the view of her tongue and strands of saliva as the entry way glistened in her saliva only only influenced his actions further. Raising his arms, he put his hands together, one on top of the other as if he was about to dive into the deep end of a pool. He placed his palm against the flat of her tongue, the sensation of the muscles, warm, slimy, sent shivers down his spine. The feeling and the situation itself started to arouse him, but his mast was concealed well under his pants. Mustering enough will, he pressed his hands forward deeper into the Blaziken's maw, his hands sliding right across her tongue as it started to penetrate her throat.
Your tongue feels so good...

Hey! I see you lurking there!

>>9524999
>ERP tries for comfy and romantic

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>>9524949
>Once most of his length was coated with her holy spit, Rance released her hair from his grasp, caressing it with his fingers instead. Letting her enjoy his member for a while, he eventually pulled it from her mouth, resting the sloppy meat on her face, his breath slowly returning to normal.
Nnngh… Your tongue and lips were amazing, fitting for a Goddess. But I can’t help but wonder if we can mix my mortal seed with your divine womb…. I suggest we do now!
>The swordsman said as he licked his lips, his ravenous eyes scanning her form with lust. Unable to resist anymore, he suddenly pounced on her form, his aim to pin her against the floor.
What do you say, Ishtar-sama? Would you like not to just be my adored Goddess but also MY woman?

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>>9525018
NO I'M NOT.
I'm also busy...

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>>9525019
>she tried not to speak, but as her tongue and throat were being fingered, she moans out a little, and she pulled forward to claim the anon's arms. Soon she could feel his shoulders passing over her tongue, the taste of his body was no different from the other anons she's tasted over time, butnit was a flavor she liked all the same. It's only a matter of time before the anon's head would slip onto her tongue...

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Which two avatars does this best portray?

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>>9524974
Help? Well, it sure would be nice to have a helping hand around in the kitchen. If you feel that your injuries won't bother you in the process, then by all means fill free to assist me if you'd like.
>With a smile on her face, she turned around and walked in the direction of the kitchen. Her hips swayed with each step she took, as if showing off her goods. Who knows if this was her natural walk or not. Entering the kitchen, it seemed rather small, but good enough for a single woman in a home for herself. Picking up the apron hanging on the wall, she draped it over herself and wrapped it right around her waist.
Now if you could be a doll, could you empty the basket on the table while I start gathering the tools?
>She asked, already moving over to the cabinets and fridge to start pulling out bowls, pans, and ingredients she already had stored up.

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>>9524955
I expected as much.
>Said Hotaru with a playful tone as she skillfully pulled the zipper of his pants down at the same time she undid the button keeping her "prize" from its clothed prison. With a firm tug, she pulled the male's clothes off his form to take a good look at his underwear covered bulge.
Now, what should I do with his delicious piece of candy right here?
Hmmm... Covering it with chocolate is out of the question, soooo...

>>9525063
Oh. I guess not. Sorry to bother you then
>The boring Anon shrugs it off and goes back to waiting for a package

>>9525104
>I sink myself back down into her cleavage and groan as she pulls my aching cock free

I-I wouldn't say that's necessarily out of the question...

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>>9525117
Discord and pics when they come in.

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>>9525134
And leave it all sticky and with the risk of attracting ants? I don’t think you want that… And since it’s a bit hot outside, maybe I’ll use something else~
>Hotaru took a couple of steps back and headed towards the freezer containing the cold treats of the store, with that, she took a single popsicle out and unwrapped it!
Spread your legs~
…. I’m kidding, leave it to me!
>Giggling teasingly, Hotaru got on her knees and cautiously rubbed the ice-cold snack along the length of his member.
>What an insane bitch.

>>9525071
>The anon observed her movement, his eyes locked onto her maw as her throat stretched open to accept his arms. The sight was an amazing one to witness, never thinking he'd ever see it himself, and especially not to be prey to anyone, especially for such a kind Blaziken. With his head already drawing into her wide open maw, he had to close his eyes now. The warmth, the moisture surrounding his head, he couldn't believe what he was getting himself into, but he was in love with it more than he was worried about it. He nuzzled his face right into the flat of her tongue, really wanting to feel her prehensile muscles, and at the same time to give her a better taste than what his arms more than likely provided enough of. He could feel her esophagus pulling on his arms, and with each swallow, more of his form was drawn into her gullet. He wiggled from side to side, gently squirming just so he could get comfortable in his own skin. The smell, although not that great, barely phased him, and the slimy sounds echoing into his ears only inflamed his desires more. He wanted to be inside her. Shrugging his shoulder, he tried to make the next step easier for her, shouldering being one of the more complicated parts of the body for predators to take.

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What's up team?

>>9525090
>He pushed off of the couch and followed closely behind her, his eyes glued to her hips all the way. She was such a sweet woman, there was no way that she seducing him, was she? As they entered the kitchen and she gave him orders and he got to it.
No problem ma'am.
>He walked over to the basket on the basket on the table and began taking out its contents. He didn't know what a single thing was, some of them he could make a pretty good guess, but others baffled him completely.
A lot of weird stuff down here, no offense by the way.

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>>9525056
>Ishtar's body begins to heat up as the soaking wet and veiny member befouls her divine visage. Spit covers one of her cheeks and drips down her face, while the manly scent makes her lower parts heat up with lust.
That's.. Wha-?!
>Taken by surprise, she falls down to the floor in a heap, with the brutish mortal pinning her down. She isn't resisting, but his harsh treatment is beginning to fluster her. One of her hands wipes away the spit on her face while her gaze hardens
I might not be against that but.. You're my worshipper and my lover, n-not the other way around! I will not be owned by a human!
Regardless of his answer she still reaches underneath to undo the metal parts of her loincloth so it's ready to fall away. His mighty spear is already poking at the fabric, dirtying that as well and teasing her covered lips

>>9525211
>It was certainly unexpected. He jumped a bit at the cold, but it wasn't necessarily uncomfortable. He didn't lose one bit of arousal. Seeing her on her knees like that probably helped in that regard.

>>9525169
>Anon was terrified by the disembodied voice. How did it know about the books he had coming in?
Okay. Okay. I wonder why an eyeball wants to know about tying knots? I'm just going to go back to lurking, crazy eyeball person.

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>The Blaziken truly enjoyed the anon's squirming motions, and did well to lick his face as she felt it pass over her tongue. It's her hope that the anon is enjoying himself as after a few minutes of swallowing, the anon's head passing into the throat with a mighty gulp, his eyes would see the last light he may ever see as it disappears beyond her throat, into a pitch-black tunnel of flesh where the anon would feel himself squeezed, massaged, and gently yanked upon...

>>9525282
>>9525212

ERP, I have bad news. I'm disowning you all.

>>9525306
We disowned you first.

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>>9525306
You're not my real dad anyway

>>9525323
>gently caresses the mech

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>>9525238
None taken, anon. There are quite a few things down here that humans could consider strange, just like I'm sure there are many things on the surface that we monsters could also considered strange. A vice versa!
>With the bowls, pan, and other dishes lined up, she walked right over to the table and began pick up the ingredients she desired. The snails, some weird goop, a ball of silk... Walking back over the counter, she set them down and began to mix the ingredients together. How these things were supposed to make a pie, only she would know, but the end results would surly be something special.
Thanks. Now could you please take this and light the over?
>With a flick of her wrist, she summoned a small ember, floating right in the palm of her hand. However, down at her apron, the vague bulge got more visible by the second. It was if a tent was being pitched...

>>9525306
But then what about my inheritance?
What have I put up with your shit all these years if not for some personal gain?
Bitch if you leave me I will castrate you in front of the dog.
It's not like I could love you anymore anyways

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>boats on in

>>9525359
>massages your rudder

>>9525359
>Grabs your poopdeck.

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>>9525331
You order a knuckle sandwich?

>>9525359
>molests your mast

>>9525359
>removes barnacles

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>Cringe moments in /erp/ history.
What's her name guys?

>>9525413
hey
>lick
how
>lick
are
>lick
you

>>9524999
>>9525041
This resonates way too much with me.

>>9525282
>With the light fading from view, he could only ease himself and accept his fate. This was the path he chose, and whether he liked it or not, he was going to have to live with his choice, from here on far into the afterlife. With most of his body still sticking out of the Blaziken's beak, that would soon change as the moment continued to pass. For now, her meal took his time to enjoy his surroundings. The wet surroundings, the fleshy walls of her throat pulling down on him... With each second that passed, he could feel himself descending further inside of her, creating even a bulge which was well hidden under her thick, yellow mane. If he had the level control, he'd just dive right on inside and slide straight down into her stomach, but all he could do at the moment was shift and turn, assisting the fire-type in her efforts to swallow more of his delicious figure.

>>9525413
>I-in m clit
>E...E....E...EXPLOSION
>Sluttiest of slurps
>*lick*
>milky wilky
>poopie paul
>Rhyming autism

>>9525359
Too small.

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>>9525364
>>9525372
>>9525389
>>9525402
Hi.

>>9525413
The rhyming autist.

>>9525413
Go away little trish!

>>9525413
DMG and LD's wedding.

>>9525413
RAAAAGGGH GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>9524919
(I'm back! Sorry about that.)
>Hearing her talk about him like a delectable dessert while her smooth hand tends to his hardened cock greatly excited him.
I'm... I'm her to do with as you please, Hotaru...

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>>9525255
We’ll see about that!
>Rance said teasingly as he suddenly planted a kiss on Ishtar’s lips. His tongue invaded her mouth once more, this time his wet muscle wrestled hers in a battle for dominance. His free hand caressed her inner thighs, moving the fabric side and the metallic parts of her loincloth to give his throbbing member full access to her sacred regions. Soon, he pressed his manhood against the entrance of Ishtar’s love tunnel and with a firm thrust, he entered her.
Nnngh…!
>Claiming inch by inch of her tunnel, Rance could feel the flesh of his manhood rub against Ishtar’s love walls as he slowly shoved his cock deeper into her. Once he got comfortable enough, he lifted a single leg of the Goddess with his arm and with that; he began to thrust back and forth into her.

>>9525413
A ERECTION??

>>9525458
>Paul spent 30 minutes typing that.

>>9525501
That was just a typo, though.

>>9525413
>She was about to-
CUUMMMMM!!!

>>9522954
Sorry for disappearing. Still here anon?

>>9525413
>It was her turn to cum

>>9525521
Even if it had been "an" instead, you don't just randomly scream that.

>>9525386
Actually, I ordered the Korean BBQ~

>>9525542
It does if you're playing out a hentai doujin.

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>>9525542
//She does. It was just a typo I made and I hope you can forget at some point. Since I make a lot of typos.

>>9525516
>Dmg remembered where he was in Dark Souls more than the actual wedding

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Well, time to set sail. I'll see you anons later.

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>>9525466
No way, I need to see that.

>>9525571
Sure, it wasn't that big of a deal anyway. We all make mistakes.

>>9525594
What a cutie.

>>9525413
Did you just quote My Chemical Romance?

>>9525351
No problem!
>Anon got up and approached his host, but stopped once he saw the bump in her robe's crotch. He couldn't help but notice it, it wasn't like she was trying to hide it either. Wanting to test something, instead of taking the flame from her, he rested his hand on the caretaker's hips and embraced her from behind, his own manhood beginning to stir.
You know, how about we relax before cooking. I'm sure you're tired from working all day~
>One of his hands reached down to brush against her bulge lightly, Anon's breath hot on her neck

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>>9525563
>no doing your diaog like it's a doujin
Shiggeru

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>tfw people won't stop bothering you even during your free day

>>9525261
>With his length covered in cold sweetness, Hotaru gave it a lick. And another. And another. Now wet and nice, she placed his throbbing length in between her ample breasts, rubbing them against the man's tool.
Ahhh, marshmellows rubbing a delicious popsicle. How nice~!

>>9525478
Are you now?
>Giggling softly, the Candy Princess rested her forehead against his, her ringed eyes locked with his own orbs.
Hmmm... How about you let me take care of this?

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>>9525540
I'm still here, anon.

What was the high point of ERP?

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>>9525560
뭐?

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>>9525441
>She stood up with her anon meal halfway inside her, holding his legs high up, letting gravity do its job. From his hips down to his feet, the Blaziken enjoyed the feeling of the curling anon in her stomach, soon to be reduced to nothing in her body. As the anon's feet slipped past her throat and she gave one last swallow, she laid down along the floor, clutching her belly, her warm insides taking good care of her prey for the moment...

>>9525657
When thread themes were a thing that didn't get shitposted.

>>9525657
When there's erp instead of pointless posts like yours