HG Thread
Grab a chair
Because it's morning ded hours edition.
>>9522890
>steals a leg from every chair in the HG waiting room
>>9522882
C'mon Jude, Lighten up.
Ya don't gotta ruin the fun.
Are Mokou or Kuga here?
>Falls onto the floor after a leg is stolen from his chair
>>9522925
Heya Seth.
>>9522932
I got Kuga on Discord, I'd be willing to message him for ya.
>>9522869
You look like something that myaight give my myaster a stomachache if I ate it~nya.
>Black Hanekawa stares at the arms expectantly
Gyo ahead~nya! Myake the colors change~nya.
>>9522933
Ha! What a fucking NERD!
>grabs a tree instead
>>9522938
I'm not a nerd..
>>9522934
Who do you not have on discord
>>9522934
I'd rather just wait. Thanks, though.
>>9522944
you're right
you're not a nerd
you're a MEGA Nerd
>>9522944
You fell on the ground like a dumbass nerd, nerd. My fists are harder than metal, harder than brick. I'll smash your fucking head in nerd unless you cough up some cash, I'm feelin' a little hungry NERD and I forgot to bring my lunch money.
>I guess I came back during comfy hours
>>9522952
>>9522959
Stop.. I'll beat your asses..
>>9522964
Kys fag.
>>9522955
First day
Don't worry,you'll get used to it,chum.
>he flies in from the ocean into thread
hey guys how is it going?
>>9522933
>Laughter ensues.
Ahahaha! Look at that guy, fallink over ~de geso!
How embarrasink ~de gesohoho!
>She then goes to sit in a chair that is also missing a leg and falls over.
>>9522967
>throws a tangerine to
>>9522937
>The Inkling nods, and her hair tentacles turn from a purple to a green colour. The colour change takes a few seconds, but the colours fade into eachother.
>>9522946
Throw out some names and i'll tell ya.
>>9522947
Alrighty.
>
So I just got the Fishing Skill pet on runescape at 92 fishing. How lucky am I?
>>9522955
>the basic human function of communication is now reddit
>>9522933
Y'know, I would help you up, but I went back to a life of crime so I'm obliged to be as evil as I can. Even if it's something as pointless as this, I've got to serve my duties and be consistent as possible to defeat you hero types. Seriously.
>>9523003
You dam right it is you turbocuck. Now fuck off.
>>9522986
>Black Hanekawa jumps backwards, seeing the sudden changes
Interesting~nya. I suspect poison~nya.
>>9522997
I got the smithing skilling pet at 78 smithing, old man.
And Bubbles is the most common skilling pet as of now.
But still, grats, some people don't even have a skilling pet after they reach 200m xp in said skill
>>9522998
hahahaha le contrarian reddit post
have an upboat
lmao
>fucking dies
>>9523010
>he says
>communicating
lmao kys
>>9523014
Oh fuck you, you cunt. You know who you are.
>>9522998
At this point in time you're just being a desperate parasite. A lowlife being that should consider a noose. Your life is a mistake, your father was a mistake and your mother was a mistake. Only an entire family of inbreds could possibly bring forth such an amalgamation of nature.
One might wonder what possibly went wrong in the gene pool, but it's already obvious. The problem was already there in the form of lacking chromosomes.
>>9522974
AHAHAHA! LOOK AT THAT IDIOT, FALLING OVER AFTER MAKING FUN OF ME FOR FALLING OVER. HOW EMBARRASSING. WHAT EVEN IS A DEGESO ANYWAY? PROBABLY NERDSPEAK FOR "I'M A TOTAL GIRLY LOSER."
>>9522981
>It hits him in the face before he catches it.
>>9522994
>Tetsutetsu throws the tangerine mentioned in the previous response at the other Anon.
>>9523009
STOP SWITCHING SIDES, YOU CAN'T JUST PICK WHATEVER SIDE YOU WANT, YOU HAVE TO STAY ON THE HERO SIDE OR THE VILLAIN SIDE OR PEOPLE'LL STOP TRUSTING YOU.
>tfw you got the woodctting skilling pet from the first tree you cut and you've never cut a tree since
Are Reigen, Martin, Kamina, or Asgore here? I found some images for y'all.
>>9523023
Made you reply!!!!
>>9523010
>communication is reddit
>communicates himself
It's always great to see a retard cuck himself
>>9523024
>One of the squid's tentacles wrap around the base of the chair and push against the ground, forming a makeshift leg. She sits there like nothing ever happened.
What was that? I couldn't hear you from all the way down there ~de geso...
>She stares at him. SMUGLY.
>>9523029
>hi hi reigen desu
>>9523024
>The anon catches it and squishes what remains of the tangerine in his hand
What's this, did the NERD grow some balls? I'm gonna smash your face in twice as hard for that now, punk. Unless you give me what I want. I'm only giving you this one chance
>>9523032
hahahahaga
what a faggot
good job man
>>9523037
In rs3?
Try arctic pines
>>9523039
wtf i hate martin now
>>9523029
Martin reporting in
>>9523039
H-Huh?
>>9522955
Who said I was greeting you, trapezist ?
I'm giving the wind my Mass of the day.
>>9522998
We can talk you know.
>>9522934
Hello, construction worker.
I hope you've hired a good architect for whatever you're building.
>>9523048
I'm in RS3 yes.
I have all quests done, so the way I train woodcutting is casting Crystalize on Teak trees.
It's just that I never train the damn skill because I don't have to
>>9523041
Not him, but have this.
>>9523043
>guys look I'm le epik booker meme
>pls like me XDDDD
laughing at you for all the unintended reasons you faggot
>>9523064
>I've got that set but thanks for thinkin of me
>>9523043
I'm a cat~nya. Cats go nya~nya, It would nyot myake sense if we nyever said nya~nya.
>>9523011
>The Inkling shakes her head, and looks slightly uncomfortable by the cat woman's presence
>>9523062
>The Inkling looks confused by what the man says, but brushes it off.
>>9523041
>He walks over to the chair and crosses his arms, matching the squib's stare with his own for a long while, before bending his body to the side a bit to get a look at the tentacle'd chair leg. After studying it for a bit with a puzzled expression on his face, he casually kicks the front two legs off of the chair.
>>9523045
I'VE ONLY GOT FIVE BUCKS FOR LUNCH..
>He gets up and wipes his nose.
..ALRIGHT, I'M NOT GONNA SIT BACK WHILE YOU GUYS PUSH ME AROUND. IF YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT ME, THEN FIGHT ME, LET'S GO.
>>9523063
No idea what that is, but artic pines are 130k/hr if you want to compare. Your method is probably better though.
>>9523024
But I thought you weren't supposed to trust anyone. Isn't that like, the first rule of a super dangerous world-saving or world-destroying career? If so, then it shouldn't matter at all.
>>9523076
kys Ramsalt
>>9523089
>Ramsay
>>9523083
What, has the beta uprising begun for real? Sit the fuck down and just give me what you've got, I'm giving you this one warning.
>>9523089
>>9523099
Drink bleach, Jude
>>9523099
>Implying
First UID
>>9523068
The fact you still go on about that outdated hack shows how much of a bitch you are yukine.
>>9523078
Kill nyaself
>>9523089
Haha my shitposting is justified because le happy merchant XD. Seth knows how much of a two faced snake you are and the only reason seth hasn't told the truth is because he's scared for your feelings. Like a cuck.
>>9523083
>Two tentacles quickly take the place of the legs that were kicked away.
What the heck's YOUR problem? I'm just tryink to sit down ~de geso!
>>9523091
>nice.
>thank.
>>9523085
NO, YOU MORON, THE RULE ISN'T TO TRUST NOBODY, IT'S TO NOT TRUST SHADY PEOPLE.
>>9523106
YOU'VE GIVEN ME LIKE TWO FINAL WARNINGS NOW, JUST HIT ME ALREADY, UNLESS YOU'RE SCARED OF ME HITTING YOU BACK TWICE AS HARD.
>>9523084
Casting Crystalize on a tree makes it so you don't get logs but you have increased xp and the resource doesn't deplete. It's a pretty expensive spell to cast since it requires 6 soul runes and to be price efficient: to wield a steam battlestaff.
Really expensive but apperently it's possible to get 250k xp an hour
>>9523080
We hope you find a pit of fire to fall into soon~nya. We enjoy roasted squid~nya.
Nya ha ha ha~!
>Black Hanekawa laughs as she slinks away into the darkness.
>>9523122
>Smacks you upside the head
Stop screaming, Duncan. The Rock needs his beauty sleep.
>>9523131
Literally alma tier, kys.
>>9523125
I haven't played Runescape in years. I think the last time I played was the Summoning update. Has it gotten better? Is it worth starting up another membership?
>>9523118
how does it make me a bitch?
Are you gonna fuck me?
please fuck me
>>9523114
>>9523115
It's time?
>>9523120
YO.. YOU'VE GOT TENTACLE HAIR? THAT'S.. PRETTY BADASS, ACTUALLY. CAN YOU CUT EM OFF AND EAT EM? WILL THEY GROW BACK?
>>9523137
Oh, sorry.
WAIT, NO, WHY AM I APOLOGIZING TO YOU? FUCK OFF, YOU WON'T EVEN FIGHT ME, WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU? GO SOMEWHERE ELSE TO SLEEP.
>>9523122
Calling me a moron doesn't seem like a very heroic thing to do. Do you guys not have some code of honor when addressing poor, needy civilians like me?
Also, before you say anything - yeah, I'm not a criminal anymore. I changed my mind again, so you can't bring me in for any crimes I may have committed. That's how it works. I think.
>>9523125
Wow, so much faster?
When did we get so much RS players? You guys are tempting me to get back into it so much.
>>9523149
It's nice to play if you don't go balls deep no life. I've returned after a two year ''break'' and I'm just doing what I feel like and it's cool.
>>9523103
Thanks
>>9523149
>the summoning update
>Summoning came out 9 years ago
A lot has changed.
there is OSRS that is basically an 2007 version of the game with more features added, and RS3 has also changed a lot since 2008.
I would advice to watch videos on youtube first and maybe play as f2p for a while to see if it interests you.
>>9523157
No idea, we probably always had them, but we're just talking about it now.
I'm not going to say names because they probably don't want that.
>>9523154
Because if you listen, I'll give your sorry ass some apple pie.
>>9523155
.....NO, I CAN STILL ARREST YOU FOR THE CRIMES YOU COMMITTED, OR I COULD, IF I WERE A HERO, IF YOU WOULD TELL ME WHAT CRIMES THOSE ARE, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU DID TO BE A VILLAIN..
I'M STARTING TO THINK YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MESS WITH ME.
>>9523164
Got sand up your vagina, King Knight?
>>9523164
someday I will
>cries in internet
and you will be
>pout
a so sad ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
>>9523154
>The squid's easy-going, smug face returns.
Well, my tentacles ARE pretty squidding cool. They can grow back if they get cut off ~de geso...
>Her gaze turns icy as she attempts to intimidate the boy.
But if you think you're goink to be eatink me, then you've got another thing comink ~de geso.
>>9523076
I know, that's why it was made for /trash/.
>>9523080
I have a lot of respect for beings dedicated to their jobs, but aren't you dying of heat in that construction vest ?
I can barely handle it despite being 90% of the time half naked.
>>9523118
There's 14793 things I care more about than some jew's lil' feelings.
Besides it's not like you haven't seen most of the painting.
>>9523171
...Yeah, alright, I like apple pie.
>>9523178
I DON'T WANT TO EAT YOU, RETARD, I WANT TO EAT YOUR TENTACLES.
>>9523170
I guess 250m accounts does add up.
>>9523157
I think we were always here but no one in their right minds brings up RS outside of a circlejerk. We're all idiots here though.
>>9523163
That would be the plan. I remember loving the game but I just stopped playing once my friends did. Maybe I'll hop back in soon.
>>9523170
Yeah I still follow the official twitter so I always see updates. I'll dive into it a little. Thanks guys!
Pretty lively for "ded" hours.
Guess everyone just has shit to do on Wednesday mornings.
>>9523029
Ai ai Kamina desu
>>9523185
>Intimidation: failure.
>She resorts to throwing a tantrum instead.
My tentacles are a part of me you knuckle-head ~de geso!
Hello, HG. Good morning. Are we ready to have some sleepy adventures in a crazy bloodbath?
>>9523185
>Rock Bottoms the weird steel faggot
How about some of that apple pie you mongoloid, get your sorry ass out of The Rock's turf before he lays the Smackdown on your ass.
>>9523172
Weeell, maybe I am messing with you. That means if you did bring me in, you'd be arresting me for no reason since I hadn't committed any crimes. You don't want to risk that, right? Maybe it's best if you just leave it be...
>>9523207
>climbs into bed and lays down next to you
>>9523206
YEAH, I GET THAT THEY'RE PART OF YOU, BUT THAT'S LIKE SAYING THAT MY FINGERNAILS ARE A PART OF ME AND THAT BITING THEM IS CANNIBALISM, OR SOMETHING, SO LET ME EAT YOUR HAIR.
>>9523211
>Is tunneled down into the fucking ground and into the Earth's core
>>9523215
ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME OR ARE YOU NOT MESSING WITH ME?!
>>9523230
I chose that name for the memes, old man.
>>9523198
Support me on Patreon and I'll consider it.
>>9523189
249 million of those accounts are bots.
>>9523228
Kamina no
>>9523203
Bait hours > Dead hours
People will respond to anything to put out.
>>9523249
RS3 virtually has no bots anymore, OSRS has much more as far I know
>>9523244
>Seth is more jew than the jew
What a surprise
>>9523207
KUMIN SENPAI
>>9523214
I'm just constantly surprised about the amount of RS players that are still going. No doubt it used to be one of the biggest games in the world, but I thought it wouldn't be nearly as strong now. Good for Jagex.
>>9523232
>Her remaining seven tentacles suddenly jerk upwards, pointing at the boy as if ready to strike.
You really wanna try that? If I have to use my ten tentacles then I won't hesitate to take you down ~de geso.
>>9523232
Why would I tell you that? Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole point of messing with someone?
>>9523249
That's exactly my thought.
>>9523232
>Tosses an apple pie into the hole
Good job, Duncan. Looks like you can actually do one thing right.
>Walks out of the ring and up the ramp
>>9523228
Hello, newfriend. Want to sleep together? I just woke up but sleeping a bit more it's always good.
>Lifts blanket and lets her in.
>>9523243
Don't be rude anon. Maybe you need to take a siesta.
>>9523263
Hello anon. How are we today?
>>9523265
Jagex is doing pretty well as a company.
RS3 has a shitload of microtransactions sadly, but it allowed them to get loads of money.
Good thing people usually consider people who spend shitload of money on microtransactions as complete shitters
>>9523257
OSRS player here
Literally every fishing spot, ore, and tree has a bot on it, and on every server there's at least 3 bots at both the GE and spawn, and last but not least there's 2-3 bots in every training area farming combat levels.
The sad part is they're all level 3s wielding rune tools with gibberish names like asfhaksjfh, they're blatant bots and moderation does nothing.
doubling up to 3m u can trust me
>>9523297
Report them, friend
As an RS3 player, the most bots are either harvesting Cursed Energy, killing Turasks, and other niechè stuff
>>9523286
RIP KUMIN
RAPED TO KILL
>>9523288
I know people who used to spend their entire salaries on sof for xp, no joke. I wonder how many people still do this.
>>9523297
this in contrast to rs3 where they ban you permantly with no option of repeal if you don't talk a lot
>>9523269
WHAT, DOES IT HURT YOU, OR SOMETHING? I'VE GOT A FRIEND LIKE YOU AND SHE CAN'T FEEL HER HAIR OR ANYTHING, SO YOU SHOULD BE THE SAME, RIGHT? I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM.
>He reaches out and snatches for one of the tentacles, flashing his shark teeth in the process.
>>9523273
SO YOU ARE MESSING WITH ME.
>>9523312
E-eeehh? No, no, no. I'm here to form my new nap club. That's all, and to meet new friends.
>>9523309
>report them
I used to but I stopped doing it because it just takes up a lot of time.
>>9523323
And you're about to get raped.
>>9523259
The true story of Jesus-Christ is that I am, in fact, the one you refer as such and instead of getting crucified, I taught the jews how to jew.
Of course, History has been falsified as a way to hide the truth. But the painting, timeless, can never completely lose its true colors.
Feeling better ?
>>9523321
>The squid is visibly pained by the iron grip on her tentacle.
TH-THAT'S IT ~DE GESO!
>Suddenly the girl's cheeks begin swelling, and then... she sprays squid ink right in his face.
>>9523321
Yeah, I am messing with you. In reality, I'm just a boring girl inundated by work, flea market visits, and after-school practices. I probably couldn't be a hero or a villain if I tried.
...Wait a second, is impersonation a crime in your hero academy world? Otherwise that was a pretty stupid admission of guilt on my part. Whoops.
*monitors the thread for any suspicious activities*
>>9523330
Nooo I am not. We're going to take a nice nap together.
>>9523286
Yeah yeah sure, sleep or whatever.
>Shimakaze (Male) slides under the blanket, and pulls down her (his) blue skirt followed by their jet black thong, leaving them bottomless in the bed. The boat girl (boy) then proceeds to clutch her (his) puny member and tug on it, jerking herself (himself) off under the covers.
hey guys what's up
Hey, what's going on here?
Hello... is anyone here?
>>9523381
How many more cosmetics can someone want? How are the still profiting from outfit #54978 that does absolutely nothing but look ridiculous?
>C.C. snores
Cecilia#7042
>>9523347
>He covers his face as his face is mucked, his long-ass eyelashes just making it worse as they're practically glued together by the black goop. He falls over backwards, landing on his ass and writhing on the ground.
IT'S IN MY EEEEYES! AAAGH, I WASN'T ACTUALLY GONNA EAT 'EM! DID YOU JUST.. INK ON ME?!
>>9523359
NO.
WAIT.. NO. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T THINK SO. PROBABLY NOT.
SO.. JUST TELL ME STRAIGHT, YOU HAVEN'T COMMITTED ANY CRIMES.. RIGHT?
>>9523394
Absolutely.
Whatever you do, never go to Priffdinas in W42.
cosmetics in all slots, people doing the Following dance while ERPing and doing shit like ''rawr :3c''
>>9522932
Yo
U-uh... hey.... does anyone want to talk?
>>9523408
What's w42, a rp world?
>>9523404
>She stands from the chair and reels her tentacles back in, coddling the injured one. The one-legged chair falls behind her.
That's right ~de geso!
That's what you deserve for messink with me like that, even if you WEREN'T goink to do it ~de geso!
>>9523376
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING
>>9523418
Yes.
my friend chat and Clan decided that is our homeworld for 2 reasons:
-42(0)
-bullying e-daters
So yeah I have to see it often
>>9523409
>>9523404
Nope. Unless you count a couple of jaywalking or littering sprees as a crime, then I haven't done anything worthy of jail time. Sorry to let you down, but I'm not exactly the "live dangerous" type, if my plainness couldn't already tell you that.
If everyone niggers all your avatars but one, which ava would you absolutely refuse to surrender?
>>9523430
Oh god. I don't know how you stand it.
>>9523429
kys yukian
>>9523376
>As soon as she's under the blanket, Kumin closes her eyes and turns around to sleepity sleeputu.
Aahh. Relaxing days are the best, right? All you have to do is take a short nap or a very long sleep and you're good to go for the rest of the day for more sleeping sessions. Though I don't like nightmares. Dreams are absolutely better.
>>9523446
>>9523454
>turns around
IT'S OVER
>>9523437
>
I haven't touched the others in a while, but I saw an Akane a few days ago.
>>9523437
None, I'd keep playing the ones I want to play.
>>9523435
Hello awawa, where you the anon waiting for me?
>>9523465
good thing there's more than one inkling canonically
inkling circlejerk when?
>>9523447
>not turning public off
>>9523454
>picks the girl up and jumps away really hard and takes her somewhere safthe other person e away from *
Do not worry I have saved you from the depravity so I will leave now but beofoer I go I mist make sure you never talk to that person again they're evil and lewd angr th>>9523454
y were probably sent here by Alma ELma but don't worry because sooon Iwill ahve the power to defeaat her aand alma and noen of this will be a problem anymore but anyway like a IWagie assaying it's time for me to go so tata!
*places down and jumps away*
*you're on the moon now btw>
>>9523471
Now, where is the fun in that?
Sometimes I just have to say ''nice rp'' and they stalk me for half an hour trying to shit on me.
>>9523470
There was a Callie/Marie duo before me, and there's a crusty sean. A splatoon CJ wouldn't last.
>>9523437
>the first and best.
>>9523422
>He's still just rolling around on the ground, beating his fist into the floor and making tiny craters around his hands in the process. He eventually hunkers up to his knees and takes a deep breath, coating his face in steel and opening his eyes and wiping the ink from his metal eyeballs.
WHAT KINDA DEFENSE IS THAT? ARE YOU ACTUALLY PART OCTOPUS OR SOMETHING? ONE OF THE WEIRDEST QUIRKS I'VE EVER SEEN...
>>9523436
...ALRIGHT, BUT I'M NOT LETTING YOU TRICK ME AGAIN, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS. IF YOU TELL ME YOU'RE A VILLAIN AGAIN I'M JUST GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, ALRIGHT? I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, IT'S HURTING MY HEAD.
>>9523466
The entire point is holding on to ONLY One ava, you dummy. You don't get to keep more than one.
>>9523437
>>9523483
I find them completely irritating so I always turn public to off and pretend nobody's talking. I can't stand most people in the game.
>>9523492
Octopus?! Do you not know what a squid is or somethink?! I'm a squid, and my ten tentacles and squid ink are the perfect survival tools ~de geso!
>>9523437
>c-cause he's the only one I have
>>9523500
like anyone would want to fag such a shitty character lmao
>>9523511
SO... DID YOUR DAD GET DOWN AND DIRTY WITH AN OCTOPUS OR WAS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?
>>9523503
Yeah I guess.
I'm usually busy training skills and doing stuff for Master Quest cape so I don't see many people, most talking in-game is in Clan and Friends Chat
>>9523495
Well in the impossible scenario that I surrender all my avas but one, Dandy I guess? A few like him so I guess I'd keep that one.
>>9523521
What in the heck are you talkink about now? Both my parents were squids, just like me ~de geso.
>>9523530
BUT YOU'RE NOT A SQUID, YOU'RE A PERSON WITH SQUID POWERS.
>>9523482
>She's saved by this strange man who has a NieR:Automata head. However she doesn't listen to whatever he's saying because she was taking a deep nap. She wakes up and she's now in the moon.
Uhh... What happened? Did my deep sleep was enough to open a hole through space and time and now I am sitting minutes before the first man walks on the moon?
>>9523535
Oh yeah!? And who are YOU to go tellink ME that I'M not a squid ~de geso!?
Yuno
>>9523551
Ydos
>>9523558
Can I add you on discord?
IF IT'S CLEAR AND YELLA
>>9523558
Can I fucking rape you?
>>9523550
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU, WHO ARE YOU?
>>9523558
I'm coming over to beat the shit out of you
>>9523526
That's the way to go. It's easier to tolerate friends than random idiots around the world.
>>9523580
is that your gf?
can i fuck her?
>>9523583
N-NO.
>>9522932
You still here anon? I guess you aren't. Welp.
>>9523580
My name's Squid Girl! Emissary of the...
>...
Emissary of th--
>She suddenly covers her mouth and starts laughing.
>>9523454
>Shimakaze (Male) lounges around in bed and waits for the girl to return.
>>9523582
Yeah, you can usually talk about game stuff in the friend chat because it's bound to have a few players of the same skill level in there, makes it fun to compete against eachother. Though some of them keep bringing IRL issues into the chat and it's fucking annoying at times
>>9523599
...WHAT?
DID YOU MAKE A JOKE? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME, I DIDN'T GET IT.
>>9523615
is this ringabel
>>9523615
>The squid suddenly bursts out laughing.
AHAHAHA! What kind of name is THAT ~de geso?!
Tetetetetss? Tweeeteets? Pffff! That's probably the stupidest name I've ever squidding heard ~de geso!!
>>9523628
NO, I'M TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>>9523635
no ur gay is what u r
>>9523632
YEAH?! AND WHAT ABOUT IT?! AT LEAST MY NAME IS A PROUD, MANLY NAME. I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS "SQUID GIRL?" IT'S LIKE YOUR PARENTS COULDN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING, SO THEY JUST NAMED YOU WORDS. PRETTY LAME, IF YOU ASK ME.
>>9523646
YOU WANNA FIGHT?
>>9523609
Oh, I'm the complete opposite. I only have a very limited amount of friends that are around my level so I prefer them to talk about real life stuff. FC is great for community stuff.
>>9523650
cock fighting i bet
>>9523653
Yeah, I can understand that, but I get sick of all the dog fucker/pedophile accusations going around the FC
>>9523650
I gave that name to myself, thank you very much! I've never even MET my parents ~de geso!
It's a whole lot better than some load of gibberish anyways ~de geso!
>>9523662
>Sounds of killer whales and sealions intensifies
>>9523660
I'm not sure why you would want to join such an fc.
>>9523655
>Punches Anon in the FUCKING JAW AREA
>>9523662
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER MET YOUR PARENTS? YOU HAVE TO HAVE MET YOUR PARENTS, YOU CAME FROM THEM, IDIOT. WHAT, DO YOU NOT EVEN KNOW HOW BIRTH WORKS?
>>9523671
it's the /rsg/ friend chat, started playing again once I saw their general on /vg/
>>9523680
Not a big fan of that fc. Lurked for a few months but most of the time they didn't know what they were talking about and were elitest with the wrong information as well.
>>9523670
>!!!!!!!!
>Turns around and it's just some chump.
You really thought that was goink to work, huh? I already know those things can't get me here ~de geso!
>>9523679
How dumb can you get ~de geso?!
Squids don't look after their young, they've got to fight for themselves in the big, big ocean! That's what I did and that's why you should be a little more respectful when you're talkink to me ~de geso!
>>9523701
Yeah they can be pretty big cunts, but most of them are decently cool
>>9523705
BUT YOU'RE NOT EVEN A SQUID, YOU'RE JUST A PERSON WITH SQUID POWERS, THAT'S OBVIOUS, I'M NOT STUPID.
>>9523715
Sounds like typical 4chan. Maybe it changed, idk.
>>9523718
Yeah, like some squidiot with a gibberish name is in any position to make decisions like that ~de geso.
Hey, faglords.
Have a nice day.
>>9523743
>He takes out his phone and snaps a picture of the squid girl, showing it to her immediately afterwards.
HOW'RE YOU SAYING YOU'RE A SQUID WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A PERSON? I'VE NEVER SEEN A SQUID BEFORE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU, SO OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE FULL OF IT.
>wake up
>it's real autism hours
Guess I'll come back later.
>Think I have improved on my rp drastically on to find out people have been bashing it
This is why I don't feel like trying anymore
>>9523797
You mean like every hour?
>>9523810
V-vert?
>>9523810
It's ok Kamina, I like your RP
>>9523771
>She takes one look at the picture and then stares at him like he's the dumbest thing she's ever seen.
You know what a squid looks like, right ~de geso?
>>9523810
Discarded unless you post your ava
>>9523810
I know that feeling.
>>9523842
New Tejina?
>>9523842
Just post one then,dude.
>yells from bed
HEY SLEEPY HEAD WHERE DID YOU GO?
How long should an ava not played before I can safely pick them up?
>>9523824
YEAH, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE, MY GRANDMA USED TO COOK 'EM ALL THE TIME, AND I KNOW YOU AREN'T ONE, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BIG. IF ALL SQUIDS WERE YOUR SIZE, WE'D HAVE A LOT BIGGER FAMILY DINNERS. EXPLAIN THAT.
>>9523810
What do you mean by "bashing it"
You know, for every one anon who think your RP is trash there is like 2 or 3 avatars who enjoy talking to you. Hate is easier to display here more than anything, but that doesn't mean you aren't liked/loved.
Trust me on this, I thought the same as you.
>>9523866
fuck off kamina
>>9523877
>>9523866
>>9523608
>In a extraodinarie skill and dedication to sleep, the girl lays down on the surface of the moon to take a deep long nap. This causas an unparallel reaction in the space and time continue that opens a portal to earth. She falls into the hole and lands on top of the girl that was sleeping with her. Then she rolls a bit and ends up in the same position that was before. However, the hole was still open and it sucks a couple of chairs into the deep space before it closes. Kumin uses her hand as a leverage to shift her body upwards and rub one of her eyes.
...What happened?
>>9523877
>All ten of her tentacles point at the kid again.
I think I was pretty clear on the whole topic of eatink me ~de geso!
Start a game.......................or else.
>>9523901
I refuse
>>9523888
>oh fuck I'm gonna cum buckets
>Emi
>>9523901
The sleeping games! It sounds very fun, doesn't it?
>The discord has better RP than the threads
>>9523888
NICE, CAN I EAT THAT ONE?
>>9523893
YEAH, AND YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, BUT THAT INK ISN'T GONNA GET ME AGAIN, SO JUST GIVE IT UP. I'M NOT GONNA EAT YA, BECAUSE THAT'S LIKE.. WEIRD CANNIBALISM, SORTA, BUT YOU'RE STILL NOT A SQUID.
>brb getting 99 cent drink®
>>9523911
No, but it will probably eat you.
>>9523911
I'll prove it to you that I'm a squid! If tentacles and squid ink aren't enough to crack that thick head of yours then try this on for side ~de geso!
>The squid starts glowing via bio-luminescence.
Only a REAL squid could do somethink like this! And look ~de geso!
>The siphons on her head start flapping back and forth.
How's that?! Still goink to try callink me a human after seeink that ~de geso!?
>>9523892
>Shimakaze (Male) goes pale in the face after seeing the girl teleport back to her room, watching the chairs be vacuumed up into space from where she had returned in horror. The ship girl (boy) steels herself (himself) to answer Kumin's question without suspicion.
U-Ummm...I don't know? Was something supposed to happen? It sounds like you don't have your bearings together, you should aim for some more sleep.
>Shimakaze (Male) keeps her (his) hands under the blanket wrapped around his member, but is completely still.
>>9523818
He already knows people bash on everything he does
>>9523910
What discord?
What I miss?
>Nobody will ever stop this madman.
>>9523992
>>9524039
thats a madwoman (male)
What are you doing?
>>9524066
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-UxBW-XkAQcsTs.jpg:large
>>9523992
I... I don't know as well. Maybe it was just a dream. They can be pretty nice and interesting sometimes. Sleeping is always the answer! For I shall closu my eyes and sleep once again. You do the same, girly. The pillow is comfy and the blanket is warm.
>Kumin turns around to look at the girl, just for a second, enough to grab one pillow and push it over to her.
Sweeto dreamo
>Then she collapses into her own pillow and turns around once again. This time she curls into a ball and nuzzles against the smooth fabric. Almost in no time she's dreaming once again. An expertise in sleeping.
>>9524066
I HATE YOU
>Have had an Etna folder for ages but never got around to using her because I didn't know if she would've been well accepted or not
>Tfw want to use her but don't want to appear to be jumping on the "pandemonium" bandwagon
Motivate me or say mean things to me
>>9524098
She is worst girl but you should still do it
>>9524066
Yuno is this you?
>>9524098
Do it and rape Shimakaze
>>9523947
YO.. I JUST GOT A KILLER IDEA. WHAT IF I LET A GIANT MONSTER EAT ME, AND THEN SINCE YOU CAN'T DIGEST STEEL, I KICKED ITS ASS FROM THE INSIDE?
>>9523954
DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK I'M STUPID? HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN YOUR NOSE, HUH? SQUIDS DON'T HAVE NOSES. OR YOUR FEET. OR YOUR HANDS, AND OPPOSABLE THUMBS? SQUIDS DON'T HAVE THOSE.
>>9524098
>slowly starts sneaking away
>>9524077
Nighty night...
>Shimakaze (Male) sits up and moves all of the blanket aside, exposing both her (him) and the sleeping girl. She (He) rubs pets Kumin and rubs her head while examining her state of dress.
>>9524098
(Do it or I'll pick her up, I don't even know her source material so I would just butcher her. You don't have to join any specific/a faction, even if it would be IC for you to do so. Same goes with CJing with people from your source if you don't want to.)
>>9524129
Well this will PROVE I'm a squid ~de geso!
>Her tentacles suddenly come forth and begin wrapping around the boy in an attempt to lift him.
>>9524128
I finished the manna and was still curious as to if you were in the process of capping the OVA. If not I'll gladly cap for you I just need to be pointed in the right direction where to watch it.
I'd feel guilty if you done that for me.
Is it just me or threads are getting slower lately? And lesser people too.
what do?
>>9524181
I see one donut and two failure donuts.
I give the two on the right to a hobo and eat the first one.
>>9524129
I don't think that's a very good idea. That thing is partially intangible.
A boat once went through it's head, but it just reformed afterwards.
You would just piss it off, and once that thing wakes up, it's lights out for humanity.
>>9524106
>>9524116
>>9524162
Alrighty then I'll hash back through the source to get a feel for her. Thanks for kicking me along.
>>9524134
You're safe for today.
>>9524173
>He turns his body to steel, making him heavier, but probably still liftable depending on her tentacle strength. Frustrated, he ignores the bind almost completely.
YOU'RE IGNORING EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU THAT ISN'T SQUID, IT'S PISSING ME OFF, YOU'RE JUST A DUMB GIRL WITH A SQUID QUIRK!
>>9524198
SOUNDS PRETTY STRONG. NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE, THOUGH.
>>9524180
No. Threads are lively at night but dead during this time. More active than usual still.
>>9524218
>I need to replay Prinny anyways, to really get a feel for them again
>>9524176
O-Oh, lucky for you I haven't actually cropped any of the episodes yet... I just have them sitting on my desktop. Anyway:
http://kissanime.ru/Anime/Gunsmith-Cats-Sub
I usually just use kissanime to watch stuff because torrenting episodes is such a pain in the ass. I can link you to the torrent I used though if you prefer doing it that way.
>>9524234
>She struggles with the initial lift but easily lifts him on her second attempt.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ~DE GESOOOOOO!!
>And then she tosses him.
>>9524176
>manga
>>9524255
If I may ask which is better for quality? I have a shit laptop so I don't know if I'll be able to do a torrent. Also thanks for being a good sport.
>>9524162
>When she moves the blanket to aside, the fan blowing air directly to them helps to ruffle her hair. From there, Shimakaze can see the clothes Kumin is wearing. She's wearing nothing else than a white pajama, both pants and shirt, and white socks. Very comfy clothes to sleep in. The girl doesn't notice how she's petting her head at all. She's already in a deep state of sleep and all she does is sigh and breathe peacefully with her eyes closed, slightly shifting her position a little, bending one of her knees forward.
>>9524218
Have fun.
>>9524263
>He's thrown a few feet up into the air, but doesn't make much distance, dropping like a weight directly into the ground and making a loud "thud" on impact. After a short delay he stands up from the small person-shaped indent he'd made upon landing, and walks right back over to her, dispelling the metal over his skin. He reaches out and aggressively grabs one of the shoulder straps of her dress, pointing at it.
IF YOU'RE A SQUID, WHY'RE YOU WEARING CLOTHES? SQUIDS DON'T NEED CLOTHES, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
New. Game. When??????
>>9524336
>The boy receives a slap across the face from one of her tentacles and a shove to the gut from another.
Hey, are you some sort of creep or somethink!? Why are you touchink my dress ~de geso!
>>9524338
If this keeps up, I will host after I eat lunch.
>>9524299
Ehh Kissanime should be fine for quality.
If it was a newer anime tho I think you'd probably want to torrent the BD rips for maximum quality but then again the filesizes for those are crazy huge.
Cheers.
>>9524387
Thanks Yuno. Thanks for offering to help me out.
>kissu
>>9524380
Do it now, Kamina.
>fucks shit up
>knocks over a trash can
>throws fruit all over the floor
>pisses on the carpet
>sets fire to the house plants
>leaves the toilet seat up
>leaves the tops of toothpaste tubes off
>>9524357
>The metal coating returns, but he's still pushed away a bit from the tentacles.
WHY ARE YOU WEARING THE DRESS IS THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU'RE A SQUID?! DRESSES ARE FOR HUMANS!
>>9524428
fuck off antifa scum
>>9524420
Yeah. Not Kamina. Shouldn't be too long.
>>9524380
DO IT NOW! I'M FUCKING BORED
>>9524436
>>9524446
fucking antifags
>>9524446
>Mu-Muslims are the true vi-vi-victims
This is getting out of hand, and I'm loving it. These people are so fucking stupid it's unreal.
>>9524436
>pisses in cereal
>the mayor of london is a sandnigger
>Steel is roughly 1,000 times stronger than iron
>>9524409
de nada
>>9524303
>Shimakaze (Male) sits on her (his) knees and nudges the girl off onto her tummy, slowly sliding her pants off with the utmost discretion she can provide, the boat's face as red as a tomato.
>>9524328
(Report this)
(>holds anon's hand)
STARLIGHTO
EXTINCTION
>>9524501
>no bulge
>>9524510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAf0EjUmIRo
tiny wiener
Do you think Rube got Allah-akbar'd yet?
>water is wet
>>9524521
Who the fuck cares lmao
>>9524530
Considering that (You) you just gave me,you.
>>9524431
WHY ARE YOU TRYINK TO GET ME TO TAKE OFF MY DRESS ~DE GESO!!!
>>9524431
>metal guy is a pedo
>>9524560
>He falls to the ground, bashing his head against the dirt.
...I give up.. You're too stupid...
>>9524431
>>9524560
>comes to the rescue
>>9524579
You're the stupid one, not me! I've got more inktellect in one tentacle that you do in your entire brain ~de geso!
>>9524580
>Helps back to the ocean.
>>9524605
>the little squid is ready to fight for the inkling overlord
>>9524634
Didn't I tell you this the last time? The surface world is far too dangerous for someone like you. You can come back and inkvade when you've gotten a little bigger ~de geso.
>>9524501
>All she can do is breathe peacefully and sigh in utter bliss in her deep sleep while Shimakaze shifts her body and slides her pants off. They come off quite easily considering it was a pajama and it wasn't tight. With her bottom body uncovered, her white panties are on display. A tiny cameltoe is outlining on her lower parts as she covers her face with one hand and continues to sleep. Thanks to the new position, Kumin is straight as an arrow with a gentle smile adorning her face. Her mouth is open ever so slightly, breathing in.
>>9524605
I've never met anyone as stUPID AS YOU BEFORE.. I'M ALMOST IMPRESSED..
Yo folks.
>>9524443
My games aren't one to get excited for. In case of emergency if you will. Better off doing something else.
@9524655
>Lenny is here
dipping
>>9524655
Fo Yolks
>Started new medicine
>NOw extremely lightheaded
Am I gonna die
>>9524634
>The Inkling looks confused, and she points at herself
>>9524650
Stop callink me stupid, stupid! Don't you realize you're talkink to the future ruler of the world ~de geso?!
>>9524665
Sklofoy
>>9524666
Don't worry.
It's just the cyanide kicking in.
>>9524647
>>9524669
>tiny sad squid noises
>>9524672
HOW'RE YOU GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH THAT WEAK QUIRK? THERE'RE PLENTY OF STRONGER VILLAINS OUT THERE, YOU'D GET TAKEN OUT EASILY. YOU'RE BETTER OFF BECOMING A HERO AND AVOIDING GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED BY ME.
>>9524666
It's just your body immune
The time of battle is now! I needth 24 warriors to pick up thine weapons to fulfill thy destinies!
>>9524698
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9524666
Read the appendice to see if there are known side effects.
I'll host in 10-15 minutes
>>9524698
Emi
>>9524666
You're better off than me
>go to the doctor with my mom last month
>learn hepatitis runs through the family out of the blue
>I might have it
>>9524698
Reigen Arataka
>>9524698
a man
>>9524698
Estarossa
>>9524698
Kindred Hunter
>>9524698
Lindybeige
>>9524698
Aniki
>>9524698
Arashi
>>9524698
Cthulhu
>>9524698
Kumin Tsuyuri
>>9524698
Yuuya
>>9524698
Sylvie
>>9524698
Catling gun
>>9524712
Doth ye wish to go before me?
>>9524698
Gascoigne
>>9524698
Ash Crimson
>>9524698
Hanbei
>>9524698
You set me up
>>9524698
Apple Juice
>>9524698
Aku
>>9524690
>Turns away.
Don't look at me like that... I'm doing this to protect you ~de geso!
>>9524693
Yeah, like you could stop me ~de geso.
When I was tossink you around earlier I wasn't even gettink serious ~de geso!
>>9524698
Squid Girl
>>9524698
Stratos
>>9524698
Lana's mother
>>9524698
Altera
>>9524698
Inkling
>>9524666
Contact your doctor. Ask him.
>>9524698
SCOTT STEINER BPP
>>9524698
Bepis Man
>>9524698
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9524698
Cassandra
>>9524698
Windows XP-tan
>cums on the floor for literally no reason
>>9524698
Nah
>>9524698
Len
>>9524768
it was just a prank bro there's cameras right there and right there chill
>ash
>>9524771
Do you have this?
>>9524752
YEAH, WE'LL SEE, AFTER I SERVE YOU UP ON A PLATE THIS GAME.
>>9524698
Hakuno Kishinami
>>9524752
>the baby squid slowly swims back into the ocean
>>9524715
Hepatitis isn't a genetic disease
>>9524789
>I do now, thanks Anon!
>>9524813
There are strands of hepatitis that can be passed on from mother to child
>>9524800
Yeah... I guess we will ~de geso....
>The squid starts snickering. Evily.
>>9524698
Kharjo
>>9524698
Stocking Anarchy
>>9524648
>Shimakaze (Male)'s face turns beet red as she (he) reaches down and hooks her (his) thumbs into the sleeping girl's pantsu, tugging them down before climbing on top of her legs and rubbing her (his) swelling cock in between Kumin's butt. The shift boat begins to rub and grind on top of the girl oblivious to the pervert molesting her.
>>9524822
>fucking your mother
>ever
Shall ye give mercy to the late or shall I proceed? The choice is in thy hands.
>>9524783
As much as I wish it were true, you're not really helping any with stupid jokes like that! Just go away.
>>9524842
that is not what it means and you know that damn well
>>9524752
>>9524810
>>9524844
Give my spot to him ~de geso!
No sense dirtyink MY hands if I can just send someone else to gill that squidiot for me ~de geso!
>>9524844
Lets get this going!
>>9524844
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9524844
>>9524728
>>9524810
>>9524844
Oh, there's another blonde girl in my district! And uh...a bottle of pepsi...
>>9524698
>>9524844
HOLD THE FUCK UP, RAMMY IS YOSHIMITSU???
>>9524857
...Uhhh, thanks? I think. I'll do my beest?
>>9524844
Cutting it close.
Welp, incoming embarrassment is all but clear now.
>>9524872
you didnt know?
>>9524732
>>9524735
>>9524738
>>9524759
>>9524771
>>9524803
cute
>>9524844
Everything looks good. Let's begin
>>9524844
oops do this instead
>>9524728
>>9524826
>>9524800
Ah, steel man. Now is finally my chance to shut that overly big mouth of yours.
Try not to die too quickly now. I'm in need of entertainment.
>>9524844
Perfect. I'm in dire need of exercise after my slumber.
Let the slaughter begin.
>>9524878
I had no idea. I thought it was Baki or someone else.
>>9524881
>Captcha: Cleveland series
>>9524888
Was he talking to you?
>>9524844
Geheheeeeh... what a delightful feast awaits!
>>9524844
Let's do this thang.
>>9524874
Make sure you go after the guy with the stupid eyebrows and gibberish name! If you need me, I'll be eatink shrimp while watchink you all fight ~de geso!
>>9524881
cringe
>>9524857
>>9524886
Thine decisions be a just one! But was it the right one?
>>9524872
>Art thou surprised?
Now no more requests! Tis but only minutes before one's blood spill.
>>9524841
>Now with no pantsu, her butt is exposed to the cold air of the fan blowing at them. As the boat hotdogs her butt with her eager erection, Kumin doesn't do anything other than sigh deeply and let out a sight of satisfaction during her sleep. It seems like she's having a good very good dream. However her body reacts to the hot mean touching her body and her rump tenses up, sandwiching her meat.
>>9524895
We were at each other's throats since yesterday.
>yfw HG erps better than ERP
>>9524905
>very surprised, keep the good work friendo.
Who shalt be the first to journey through the Palace of Yomi?
>>9524912
Not sure if troll, newfag from ERP, or Kamina samefagging
>>9524844
I DON'T THINK THESE LITTLE UGLY BITCHES IN 9 NEED TO WORRY ABOUT LOSIN
I'LL WIN IT ALL AND THEN BEAT THEM UP TOO
Kamina, stop being a fucking cancer child for five minutes.
>>9524921
I feel bad with the avas there, how do they even get off to anons?
>>9524921
Bizarro world
>>9524921
ftt erps better than erp
erp is more concerned with metas and circlejerking than they are with rp
>>9524927
Hey is that a top hat?
>>9524937
They fap to the SOUL
>>9524927
A bag of bricks? No idea how this is going to help but I guess I'll hold onto it.
>>9524927
Aww, man.
>>9524927
>Kumin, Nah and Hakuno teaming up
Team Redhead best team.
>>9524937
That's why the good avas are doing it in PMs with their desired partners
>>9524927
Swords arest the ultimate in weaponry and it shows! Eleven hast been caught by heaven's net!
>>9524924
>Can do. Probably hardest to play for me but he's so much fun.
>>9524927
Gaagh...! Bested by merely a foul child...
>>9524886
Khajiit is greatful for your sacrifice. Even if he wished you had not made it.
>>9524967
What is a man, compared to a demon?
I commend your bravery, but facing me only means death.
Now die.
>>9524967
Looks like You Set Me Up...
...got set up.
>>9524967
Blood? What, or who, does this belong to... and are they still alive?
>>9524927
All must be destroyed.
>>9524967
The time is not yet right, soon.
>>9524967
oh shit aku what the fuck are you doing
>>9524927
We're sleep buddies now! Let's find the ultimate pillow and have the sacred deep sleep we deserve.
>>9524967
>A lot of metal noise can be heard inside the kitchen, Kumin is opening every door in it until she feinds a snicker.
Woo.
>She grabs the chocolate and bites on it
Delicious. We need energy to sleep after all.
>>9524928
>That's considering trolling? I'm a newfag
>>9524967
I wish I had any idea where I was. My sense of direction continues to a-maze me.
>>9524967
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GILL HIM, NOT RUN AWAY LIKE A LITTLE MINNOW ~DE GESO!!!
>>9524993
Just letting you know that nobody will take you seriously after ERPing with the boat.
>>9524992
Can you blame the guy?
>kamina has escalated samefagging shipping and cucking to samefag erping
CRINGE
Needed, A location change be!
>>9525016
>>9525016
>>9525016
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the...