HG thread
Last in Line Edition
>>7958466
>She quietly accepts the circumstances for the time being and retreats into the inner workings of her psyche to plot indiscriminate revenge.
>Her butt is pretty firm though.
>>7958510
what are you
fucking gay?
>You'll never grab Suz's ass
>>7958560
What's stopping you?
>>7958365
... But they're all busy.. Part of being successful idols..
Magic though.. Do you think you can find out how to do what you did in reverse..?
>>7958446
>Ha.
>She takes no time to answer, literally as soon as he stopped talking.
Pity..
>ywn live on Hawaii
>>7958510
>kissu
>>7958570
S-Saving myself like a cuck
>>7958571
I need only time.
...And shame on them. I mean, really...
>>7958548
Do something about it, pansy.
>>7958608
>kissu
>>7958571
Oh okay! Sounds perfectly reasonable to me, this isn't as much of a surprise as I'd thought it would be.
>>7958600
You're going to have a lot of that here I think..
And well.. To be fair I haven't been there too often either.. Though they come here every so often..
>She sighs wearily.
But the one that comes here the most often I never see..
>>7958674
>>7958584
Apology accepted.
>>7958683
You two work all the time and move around a lot.. That doesn't sound like there would be time for you two to keep me company..
>She looks around as if finally noticing something.
Where is your partner..?
>>7958690
And how...perhaps you could seek them out yourself?
>>7958785
>pets
>>7958752
>
Where else? We gotta move, we're retrievers after all it's what we do.
24 tributes for a game please
>>7958900
This girl
>>7958900
Camilla
>>7958900
Suz
>>7958900
Pfffft
>>7958900
An entire army of skeletons
>>7958799
Just what do you think you're doing?
>>7958900
Gishki Ariel
>>7958900
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7958900
Rin Hoshizora
>>7958900
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7958900
Bait Noir
>>7958906
Kobato Hasegawa
>>7958900
Professor James Moriarty
>>7958785
I.. I wouldn't want to catch him while he is busy.. I'd feel like a nuisance..
>>7958865
Isn't that what you have a car for..? But.. If you're in the area then..? You two probably don't shower much either right..?
>>7958900
Haku Yowane
>>7958900
Black Dynamite
>>7958900
Maria and Harusame
>>7958560
>ywn do shots out of Haku's tits
>>7958900
Sticky Fingaz
>>7958934
Thaaaanks
>>7958900
Syria
>>7958900
Senshougahara
>>7958900
Shanoa
>>7958966
kys kamina
>>7958900
Ginji Amano
Hey bait-sama, protip: Wait until entries are filled up all the way before deleting the post. Maximum disappointment.
>>7958959
Host please
>miss a game
shit
>it was bait
oh
>>7958946
I've showered countless of times in public before, as embarrasing as it seems I grew fond of it. As for the car... it's either repo'd or broken sometimes, not to worry though we've got connections (hopefully).
hello?
>>7958995
such is life in glorious hg
>>7959044
seasons greeting
>wish you were here
>>7958752
How are you so cute but also so pretty but also so sexy but also so perfect
>want to shower
>know I'll miss a game
I guess I'm going viking.
>>7959067
Haku a shit. Stop fawning over her all the time man.
>>7958946
On the contrary, I believe that they'd be just the opposite.
What's the point of deleting a mid-thread entry?
>>7959072
Buckle in man
>>7959088
You're a fucking cockmongering cuckold if you honestly believe that, and I'm going to unironically recommend that you kill yourself this instant to spare yourself and others the agony of your existence.
>>7959095
lel gottem?
>>7959103
If shit taste were fatal, buddy let me tell you.
>>7955885
Yeah, that's about it
>>7955897
Yeah Baki?
>>7955938
Who're you?
>>7955941
No, not really. I hit the ground pretty hard.
>>7955942
>Subaru is too frightened to say anything
>me browsing /hg/ threads
>>7959124
same
>>7959116
You would be writhing in agony as your vital signs dwindled to nothingness.
>>7959123
Just wanted to make sure if you were okay.
>>7959124
damn nigga go see a doctor, you fuckin dying yo
This sentence has five words.
>>7959134
I'm not the one with the poor choice in fictional anime girls which I choose ro drool over though.
>no one even wants to host a default
>>7958982
I expect shit games so I'm never disappointed, tell the baiter to do impersonation and shit
>>7959043
Then.. You two aren't really moving around that often are you..?
>>7959067
I'm not any of those things.. Especially perfect..
>>7959090
You sound pretty sure.. Do you know him or something..?
>>7959088
>>7959103
>>7959116
>>7959134
>This isn't a waifu thread guys.
>>7959123
>She looks over to the man laying down.
I'm sorry..! But.. You shouldn't be lower than me..
>>7959167
This does not have five.
>>7959170
I'm going to heartily disagree with that.
>>7959186
That one doesn't have five.
Two sentences with five words.
>>7959181
Don't reply to me you ugly skank.
Ur waifu a shit.
>>7959144
Yeah, I'm fine! Just had a little spill. It's nothing serious.
>>7959181
I was trying to nap, but if you're trying to say I can't then I'll have to nap standing up.
>Subaru gets up off the ground and closes his eyes standing up.
>>7959198
>that picture
Don't remind me.
>>7959181
You are family, if I recall. So why not?
>>7959198
quite literally
>>7959181
Running counts as something right? But we've got connections to get us on the go, sometimes.
>ywn be Junko's waifu
>>7959200
Okie Dokie! Good-bye then.
I wish I had replies.
>>7959244
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND
yuno please host
>I could host but i've had no sleep
>>7959244
HAIL 2 U
>>7959258
You have a bad habit of asking at 1 am.
>>7959212
that would be terrifying desu
>>7959269
yuno please host at not 1 am
>>7959212
You can't be waifu, you're anon
>>7959280
I will.
I want to nut in Junko's left ear.
>>7959261
>I could host but I need my sleep.
>>7959197
>Replies.
>>7959200
Or you could try sleeping in a bed..?
>She looks as if she'd keep talking but seeing as how he's trying to sleep it'd be rude.
>>7959208
We're not really family... I guess you could say I was adopted in..?
>She shakes her head.
It's hard to explain..
>>7959210
... Are you talking about public transit?.. Because at this point..
>>7959289
So do we.
>>7959299
Why just the left?
>>7959299
>we
Fuck off, sliver queen
>>7959295
>it's too late. Subaru's already fast asleep while standing upward as to not be below the attractive yet unattractive silver-haired girl.
>>7959310
I was speaking on behalf of her dogs
>>7959295
Sweet baby Jesus
>>7959295
Even adopted family is family nonetheless.
>>7959295
We can't afford public transit, well we can but it's risky at this stage.
>>7959295
I want to bite Haku's delicious thighs
>>7959295
I think this girl needs to be gangbanged
post avas and rate or something
>>7959365
Reporting in.
>>7959365
I'm game
Hey. Hey you...
Get a fucking job. You know who you are.
>>7959394
Why aren't you throating me rn
>>7959403
Haven't seen your 3 yet but your Noah is top-tier. Good newfag.
>>7959314
...
>She just stands there and watches the unusual act.
>>7959329
Huh..?
>She just looks confused.
>>7959331
I hear there's a sort of connection that can't be made though.. The one about blood..?
>>7959341
Risky how..? This is confusing you know..
>>7959348
That sounds painful..
>>7959365
>Implying the arena events haven't already done that.
>>7959394
>So.. I have a question to ask.
>>7959398
>>7959398
>Gives you the finger
For you bitch!
>>7959429
I'm much nicer than the arena babe. Promise
>>7959429
We're in debt, and we have no money as of now!
>>7959432
You know you can divide that image into a political compass
>>7959375
>Please be gentle Anon-senpais.
>>7959375
>
>>7959394
>I do quite enjoy Michael and Gavin.
>>7959403
>Noah is bae.
>>7959446
>I still can't believe you watched all of Keijo.
>>7959375
>Bit busy right now but here.
>>7959398
I already have a job
>>7959375
>Also Fluorette and the resident lazy warlord.
>>7959429
Nonsense! Mistaken interpretations of meanings!
>>7959375
>>7959468
>Keijo a good.
>>7959375
>>7959476
I'd really like to erp with you
>>7959375
>>7959429
I'll make sure it isn't painful at all, baby
>>7959467
>I'm sure you already know my opinion on Bea. Mordecai, Ms. Mowz, and Nan are great, too.
>>7959470
>BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>7959476
>I think out of ANYONE's avas, I've RPed with Rika the most. Flourette's been fun, though.
>>7959482
>Fat Bastard is bae, tiny snek is adorable.
>>7959483
>Did you watch it for the plot or the T&A? :^)
>>7959491
>I have no idea where Ash even comes from, but I do quite enjoy his character.
>>7959504
>I thought you died, my man. Markiplier great, Hetalia fun to RP with.
>>7959504
>Markiplier
>Is this filler or do you actually try to RP him? Genuinely curious. I remember your Hetalia one too.
>>7959533
>Neither.
>Like I said, it has good fights and comedy up my ally.
>>7959441
... I would believe you more if you didn't say that..
>>7959450
>Were you posting pictures of haku in erp? I saw someone doing it a bit ago, normally I wouldn't care, but I feel like these were saved ones I use. So I'm just confused..
>>7959451
Now..? Did you buy something today..?
>>7959476
Hmm.. I guess.. We're not like people at all are we..?
>>7959510
You're going to use a guard for your teeth..?
>>7959422
>Haven't seen your 3
(Then allow me to demonstrate.)
>The spunky, cheerful KND operative makes a lively entrance with a twirl of her body and a joyous raising of her hands.
Playtiiiime!
>>7959468
(Plague Knight/Smolgore is bae-r.)
dubs i host
singles i lurk for the rest of the night
>>7959375
>>7959375
>>7959557
How else would I get the point across?
>>7959557
I haven't been to the ERP threads in a while, and I don't even know who Haku is.
>>7959557
Nope, I'd just be reaaaaaly gentle to make sure you enjoy it as much as possible.
Every thigh needs a bit of nibbling.
gonna grab a snack then ill host brb
>>7959375
>
>>7959557
No...not really.
>>7959533
>I just have a bit of work to do nowadays, so I don't have enough time to visit as I used to.
>There's no way in Hell I'd up and leave without a warning before hand.
>>7959540
>Back when there was a Secret Ava Weekend, I thought "Why not ava Markiplier to throw everyone off track?" I tried to RP him. Everyone thought he was a good ava.
And let me just take the time to say that they're absolutely right! There ain't no one as good as good ol' Markimoo!
>>7959562
>pounces in front of the small girl, inspecting her closely and tilting his head
Rrrrr...
>>7959496
>Please no.
>>7959533
>Glad to hear approval for her, and I have been defaulting to using Rika the most for a looong while, been trying to fix it.
>Sorry about that.
>>7959557
...Hm? What do you mean?
>>7959394
>Your Cody was alright to interact with even if it was quick.
>>7959403
>Same with your Noah.
>>7959446
>Said it before but Reigen is cool and Squid is fun to interact with.
>>7959468
>Already know what I think of yours. Had no idea you were the robot guy though.
>>7959476
>Flourette is cool to play with. Ariel was interesting too.
>>7959482
>Fat Bastard, that's all.
>>7959504
>Said it before but I remember Albert being cool when I was using Rover way more.
>>7959491
stop confusing my dick/10
>>7959394
Not bad.
>>7959403
Not bad.
>>7959446
Arrogant cancer.
>>7959467
Not bad.
>>7959468
Arrogant cancer.
>>7959470
Not bad.
>>7959476
I go out of my way to avoid you and your avas.
>>7959482
Not bad.
>>7959491
Not bad.
>>7959504
Not bad.
>>7959567
Arrogant cancer.
>>7959569
Not bad.
>>7959628
Not bad. Slight respect too because you endured some oldfag hazing.
>>7959635
>Kuki is strangely unfazed from the alien creature's pouncing, her first response being to squeal in delight and plant her sleeve-hidden hands all over the Vulpimancer's orange fur.
Ooooh, you're a biiiig dog, aren'cha...!
>>7959654
>>7959672
(Thaaanks.)
>>7959672
>how come?
>>7959375
Taking another 36.
>>7959672
>Sorry I can't please you, my bruvv
>>7959546
>You definitely enjoyed the T&A. :^)
>>7959562
Keh?! Playtime? What the heck do you mean?
>>7959567
>I'm starting to think you only hosted again to spite me.
>>7959569
>I honestly don't know who that is. I'm terribly sorry. Mark that down as "avafag I should pay attention to."
>>7959628
>...Another one down as "avafag I should pay attention to better."
>>7959640
>That wasn't really a complaint, just an observation.
>>7959654
>Zer0 or Clappy?
>>7959672
>How can I improve, anon?
>>7959691
>I like Lum, all the rest I didn't really pay attention to.
>>7959691
I only recognize Lum but I love her to bits
>>7959681
>The alien attempts to shake her hand away for a moment before conceding, slightly lowering its head for her to better pet.
>>7959700
Wildmutt
>>7959574
By not trying to do those kinds of things with me..?
>>7959594
>Goddammit, I want to know for curiosities sake! But thank you for hearing me out though.
>>7959617
I don't think I would enjoy that.. And I don't think I'd let you do that.. I probably taste terrible.
>>7959628
So.. You're broke and homeless.. But you won't stay with me..?
>She looks down to the ground and sighs.
>>7959640
We don't really have a basis for what a family is for us.. So we just say we're all related..
>>7959375
>
>I'm thinking about removing some of these.. I don't really use them.
>>7959700
Undead Ban
>>7959700
Plague Knight
>>7959700
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7959700
Suzu
>>7959700
SJW Elk
>>7959708
>The whole "xd boobs lmao" thing goes away after like 2 episodes. You get used to it by then.
>>7959700
Armored Carrier Demon
>>7959700
Alfred Jones
>>7959654
>Everyone likes Alfred as a character, it seems. I can't blame them, since I have a whole lot of fun playing him.
>I haven't seen you in a while! Mordecai's a good ava, from what I saw.
>>7959700
Professor James Moriarty
>>7959715
Then is that not good enough?
>>7959654
>Really glad to hear the approval of Fluorette, and in general, thanks.
>>7959672
>Sorry my mere presence is that offensive to you but you're stuck with me.
>>7959700
Gishki Ariel
>>7959700
Haku Yowane
>>7959700
Peashy
>>7959700
Sanae Kochiya
>>7959708
>nah that's not it . codes will be finished soon
>>7959700
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7959715
Afraid you might like it?
>>7959700
>>7958911
>>7959672
Hmph, if that is the only ranking I shall receive from this place... then I am satisfied with just being alright.
Though, you wouldn't know about a certain 'cricket', right?
>>7959700
Syria
>>7959708
Do not even bother. If you couldn't think of what to say to me, even with the most minimum of info about me... then you clearly don't care for my presence.
Hmph.
>>7959700
Maria and Harusame
>>7959700
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>7959715
>Gladio
Glad someone else picked up the big fuck
He's a good boi
>>7959700
Ash Crimson
>>7959700
Numbuh Three.
>>7959708
>The sprightly little girl giggles at the strange masked man.
It means it's time to play! Duuuuh, biiirdbrain...
>>7959712
Nice doggy! Gooood doggy...!
>Kuki grows even more cheerful seeing Wildmutt give itself to her pets. She takes this as incentive to bring the alien close to hug him!
>>7959700
Penis-chan
>>7959691
10/10
>>7959700
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7959700
Avenger
>>7959700
Flash Man
>>7959715
Kaito is my favorite.
>>7959715
I can promise you'd enjoy it, sugartits.
And it's not for flavor, it's for sensation.
10 more.
>>7959700
Best Teacher
>>7959773
For you.
>>7959691
Minnie a best
>>7959807
1st Sgt Rockfield
>>7959807
The King Cobra
>>7959700
Lord Beerus
>>7959807
Cornell
>>7959807
Serval
>>7959807
Spartacus
>>7959807
Eggman-kun
>>7959672
>A roast a roasts, f.am. It never gets me worried.
>>7959807
Sally Acorn
>>7959700
Puru-see
>>7959841
Boop
>>7959807
LATE GINJI
>>7959691
>>7959783
>It nuzzles into the girl, enjoying the feeling of her hands scritching into it.
I think I like this background.
>>7959708
>Zer0. I knew who Claptrap was.
>>7959738
>I don't really rate avas, I just remember the ones I've played with and usually everyone's pretty good. If it's from something I've played or watched I kinda rate it.
>>7959736
>I took a break because I wasn't feeling it with my old avas, People seem to like Mordecai but I want to bring Rover back eventually.
>>7959715
>I think I've only really interacted with Kaito, he's okie dokie.
>>7959761
Of course not! You're merely a wallflower here! Try to stand out more; THEN maybe I'll see into giving you feedback!
>>7959783
I think you'll find this is the opposite of child's play. The complete opposite - death! Ah hah hah hah!
>>7959868
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>7959869
>Zer0 is fun for games, but terrible for RP. What do you expect from a character who only speaks in haiku and extremely short phrases, though?
>>7959708
>I think Lum's the only one I've actually played as in the past 6 months.
>>7959709
Ataruuu~, is that you? I knew you'd come around and love your wife as you should!
>>7959715
Y-y-you have feelings.... for me? And not Ban?
>>7959894
D-don't toy with my emotions like that
>>7959868
Everything looks alright, we should get started.
Anyone else getting pissed off by those noisy ads on youtube? God damn.
>>7959738
Play Aussa more.
>>7959868
Wonderful! The roster seems to be correct. But I hope you can wait for a mere moment, for I must do my warm-up exercise before the game begins!
>>7959869
>The same's with me; I felt like people saw Alfred a bit too much, so I took a break because I thought I needed one.
>Then what's stopping you? You can play whoever you want at any time - I say go for it, mate.
>>7959868
And I do, too! Let's go!
>>7959868
Time to put the 'warrior' into social justice
>>7959761
That ain't me, girl. I've no interest in the goings on of the arena folk. If they see fit to kill one another all day and night that's their business. The don't bother us and we in the village don't bother them.
The beast is a different matter. Took another night before last... a young woman with not twenty winters to her name.
>The old man shuffles back and forth on his feet, gripping himself nervously in the cold air and eager to return to the fires of his hearth.
We hired you in the hopes that you could end this. If you're not up to the task, perhaps another will take our plight seriously.
>>7959868
I bet all of my good boy points on Avenger. I hope they can win.
>>7959918
A shovel should come in handy.
>Ad blockers block youtube ads as well.
>>7959918
What, already?
...Keh. At least my killer was formidable.
>>7959920
>kissu
>>7959869
>Still, glad you enjoy it, especially as one of the few people who played the game.
>>7959920
>When I feel like making my IRL Texan accent thicker for a few months.
>>7959918
Oh, be silent!
>>7959918
: c
nero why
>>7959918
This was unexpected, but I won't say that it wasn't worth it! Seeing such a young girl, stumbling down the hill of evil fills me with such joy!
Even if that's quite twisted of me! Fuhaha!
>>7959951
Play them more.
>>7959950
No, stop that right now or I'll have to give you the red card.
>>7959951
>>7959868
>Kuki eyes up the shades-toting black dude, scanning long and intensely... Then she declares her Kuki-scan's conclusion!
...You look like Abby's dad. Except bald! Bald people are always silly, heehee...!
>>7959865
Mrrr... I wanna keep you, feed you, and play dress up wit'cha!
>Her lips are an endless stream of giggling into the Wildmutt's fur.
>>7959892
Deeeath? Whatever that is, that sounds kinda scaaary... I dun' wanna death!
>>7959918
Ooooh, clackers! So colorfuuuul...!
>Kuki keeps playing with the Clackers, even beyond the last forceful wring around Moriarty's neck with them.
>>7959918
Hm. I wonder how Russian hg is doing?
I haven't been there since they separated the hosting threads and circlejerk threads.
>>7959946
I'm not talking about ads on videos, just on youtube itself.
Plus, I don't like using adblock on youtube.
>>7959964
i didn't know aussa was scottish
>>7959969
Look at them, like children in the playground.
>>7959918
Gone in a flash.
>>7959918
>Upon seeing the guns, Wildmutt tries to retreat but is quickly struck down.
>>7959968
>It almost seems to be panting happily before a distinct beeping noise is heard. It throws Kuki back.
>>7959911
Huuuh. What are you saying Darling? You do love your wife don't you? Why else would you have married me, you know.
>>7959738
It's fine.. Just gets weird because we date each other sometimes...
>>7959756
No..
>She shakes her head a bit then bites her thumb.
Afraid you'd ruin it for me..
>>7959773
>I picked him up like a day after release.. I need to play him more.
>>7959805
>Why did that make me feel good? And why does feeling that way make me wanna say fuck you?!
>>7959806
I don't think biting my leg would feel good..
>>7959869
>Yeah.. I know I play him a lot.
>>7959896
I meant you both in that.. Don't get the wrong idea.. You both are kind of strangers still.
>>7959969
Killing a skeleton.. That sounds unnecessary..
>>7959892
>I'm trying to think of which ava was the hardest to write for. Probably Mikotsu because of her verbal tic. It pissed off a bunch of people too.
>>7959924
>I'll bring him back someday. He's a permanent part of my roster because I've already put a lot into him.
>>7959951
>She's fun to have my other ava's interact with so you're good my dude!
>>7959963
>Oh no, not THE RED CARD.
>>7959968
Well, tough luck, kid. Unless you're the luckiest of the lucky in the Arena, you're going to die! Hee hee hah hah!
>>7959969
I'd rather not deal with drunkards like yourself. Don't you have any idea how that stuff destroys your insides?
>ads probably just do it.tk grab your attention more
>>7959963
Challenge me in any game Parsee, and I'll beat you in it and you'll have to ship with me.
>>7959964
>kek
>>7960001
Eeep!
>Kuki falls back onto the floor, her arms splayed wide across since she had not expected petting-time to end so abruptly.
>>7960016
Uhm... Mister Bird?
What's die-ing?
>>7960014
>I've been enjoying when we interact as well, even if Rika doesn't.
>>7959964
>Oh man. Every time I see that. Fucking Wiggins or whoever it was.
>>7959969
Pathetic.
>>7960008
...I...see. Well, then. Erhm...I suppose I wouldn't worry about it....
>>7959969
>I don't like using adblock on youtube.
WHAT DO I SELL?!
GLORIOUS PANDEMONIUM
I'm tempted to turn it back on some days...
>>7960021
The fact that it took him 3 shots means he is a bad roadhog
:^)
>>7959969
This game should be quick.
>>7960019
Every time I open youtube to look for a video its
"HEY"
"YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT"
"SIR?"
"SIR???"
With really loud dramatic music.
>>7960008
Cause that's the normal reaction but you don't have to be a dick about it. Dog.
>>7960021
Overwatch 1v1. Also, this webm is great.
>>7960016
>Red cards you.
>>7959868
>Syria began to shake with obvious discomfort.
T-The sooner we get this battle started... the better!
L-Let's begin!
>>7959892
But that is where you are wrong, yet right at the same time. You can learn so much from looking at a wallflower, it's fragrant yellow... petals.
Just from a glance, it sets you in a calm state of mind... maybe even stunning you with it's beauty. That, is what I see from a wallflower.
>Placing a hand on her chest, she gives the small individual a hard glare.
From a look upon you... I see, a small man trying to accomplish big tasks. Which, is admirable.
>>7959918
Gah! It seems... an ambush... wasn't the brightest... idea.
>>7959935
Heavens forbid that!
>She clenches her fist, and looks at the old man with a determined look.
I shall slay that monster, and bring you it's head! This I swear on y- no, I lay my title as princess on the line, that I will get the job done!
>>7960003
Yes, I do. I love you very much.
But I'm not your husband. If I was I'd be the happiest person alive.
>>7960030
>After the beeping ends, a bright flash of green light comes from the alien. After the light dissipates, in Wildmutt's place is a normal-looking kid.
Heh... This is awkward.
>>7960014
>Sweet, mate. I'm 100% sure everyone would like to see Rover around again.
>I'm going to go to bed since it's late and I have to fix my sleep schedule. I'll see you the next time I come around!
>>7960008
It's not just any old bite on a random part of your leg.
It's a gentle nibble on your thigh, where you have some of the most dense, powerful muscle in your body, paired with loads of nerve endings.
>>7960035
If you don't like ads on youtube, but refuse to use an adblocker, then shut the fuck up complaining about it, you have a solution to your problem right goddamn there but not using it
>>7960031
>Rika's one of the few reasons I keep bringing Rover out, even if she despises him.
>>7960067
>'Night dude, cool seeing you again.
>>7960057
You could have said that you weren't my Ataru earlier and made this less embarrassing, you know...
>>7960035
Just don't stop killin' eachother.
>>7960079
It wasn't a problem until they decided to put a noisy ad on the front page of youtube today.
>>7960008
I'll let you in on a little secret on the outsideworld: Talk to strangers, I've made plenty of friends that way. esp Ban.
>>7960035
Whoooooah, cooool...!
B-But you won't beat me! Petting cats is muh... uhm... specialcality!
>Kuki leans in and whispers to Kosaku:
...I caaan heeear what they thiiiink.
>>7960063
>Kuki looks up from her prone position in time for the flash of green light to dissipate. She blinked... and blinked again... and finally said her response to finding an otherwise-normal human boy in place of the alien mutt.
...Where'd doggy goooo?
>>7960089
I know... I just treasure your company.
>>7960035
Thank you very much for the donation, stranger.
You have my blessing.
>I don't see why you wouldn't ad block on youtube. If you do it so people you watch can generate revenue, you can whitelist the channels
>>7960086
>Supporting Rika.
Kill yourself.
>>7960014
>What sort of verbal tic?
>>7960030
Erm...
>Plague Knight appears physically uncomfortable, possibly from being forced into a spot where he has to explain death to a child.
...You sleep. Forever. Luckily, at least here, you wake up immediately.
Outside of the Arena? Sweet dreams! Hee hee hah!
>>7960043
>Throws the card in your face.
>>7960049
Well, erm...you're right. But you're taking the "wallflower" quip a bit too far.
...Did you mean "sunflower"?
>>7960067
>Peace, holmes. Glad to see you back.
>>7960091
You...fiend...!
>>7960086
>Take him out for a spin a bit more, I'm sure you can creep the hell out of other people too.
>>7960091
Stupid annoying squids. I hate them!
>>7960098
Uhhhh... Doggy ran away. I tried to catch him, but I couldn't keep up. Darn mutt, never can keep him on a leash.
>>7960049
Then we put our faith in you, girl. The gold is meaningless to simple folk like us, we cherish the lives of our youth above all.
>The old NPC hears the horn of the games and mounts his horse. Bloodshed is coming.
We will trust your efforts. Free my village of this curse and we will swear our allegiance to your kingdom.
>He reigns the horse around and heads towards home.
Good luck in your games, child.
>>7960105
But Cirno. The youtube ads will ruin someone's dank asmr videos.
>>7960113
Fuck you.
>Banishes to the shadow realm.
>>7960091
>There isn't a single slide of peace this game.
Is it my birthday?
>>7960031
The reason it's bad for people is because genes.. So we don't really worry..
>>7960035
What was that loud noi-
>She is hit hard and flies back, landing on the ground hard.
>>7960043
>I was just asking.. Sorry.
>>7960074
If it's all that then that does sounds painful..
>She looks down and rubs her thigh as if imagining the pain.
>>7960095
... I already knew that..
>>7960141
>asmr
>>7960111
>It's okay anon. I know you're just grumpy.
>>7960113
>Mikotsu doesn't speak, so she has a fish translate for her. In the game (Wadanohara) she just goes "....." and then the fish says something. People thought I was trying to format my RP posts. I had to go in and screencap the text to prove I wasn't BSing people.
>>7960121
>I'll bring him out again soon. Just playing with other Avas right now.
>>7960113
>Kuki looks rather... underwhelmed by the explanation. She whines in a tone of annoyance not unlike a kid turning away a plate of vegetables.
...But sleeping is laaame! 'Specially sleepin' early! I wanna do more stuff, beat up more evil aduuults...!
>>7960136
A-Awww... I wanned ta' name him Fluffypaws...
>The KND operative looks dejected for a brief moment... then immediately rebounds with a grin to Ben.
Ah well. Say hi ta' Fluffypaws for me!
>>7960145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
>>7960159
That's the joke.
>>7960152
Mean.
>Retreats back into the box to finish up berserk.
>>7960152
All that means that it won't hurt a bit, cutie.
The nibble will be as gentle as the sound of a butterfly's wings, the location selected to be as sensually pleasing as possible.
>>7960145
The noise has the coming from somewhere else, perhaps there are some dogs down the road?
>>7960152
...This is a rather...sensitive topic.
>>7960162
>I hear you. Been more in a mood for Fluorette than anything else lately.
>>7960171
The best part is it gives you the option to close the ad but the sound keeps playing anyways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
>>7960141
>You've activated my trap card!
>>7960162
>That honestly sounds cool, but more trouble than it's worth.
>>7960166
You won't be saying that when you get old and need to work.
Wait, "beat up more evil adults"?
>>7960171
Just finish me off you cowards, I can't live like this
>>7960166
I'll be sure to do that. He seemed to like you.
>He returns the smile before shrugging and holing out his hand to shake.
I'm Ben.
>>7960174
>Have fun.
>Kissu.
>>7960180
T-this is sounding creepy now..
>>7960186
Oh.. Sorry, I didn't know..
>>7960191
The Feast
Sponsored by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
>>7960113
That I did. Though it was necessary to prove a point.
And no, I do not mean sunflower. As sunflower can only be yellow... I think? Wallflower can be in a variety of different colors... red and orange to name a few.
>>7960140
("Gold... so, that is the currency he has brought upon me. Huh, intriguing.")
>She relaxs her hand, placing it on her chest as she nods her head towards the old man.
Your faith is well-placed, sir. To show you the honor of my kingdom, and my own determination... the monster shall not slip through my hands.
>Taking the hand off her chest, she turns around, making her cape float along the wind for a bit.
And thank you for the luck.
>>7960195
Nooo! I'll never grow older, I'll never be an aduuult...!
Ohh. Yeah! Fightan' adult tyranny everywhere, is what a KND operative like me does!
>Kuki strikes a threatening pose... or at least she tries to.
>>7960211
>The little girl takes Ben's hand with both of her cloth-draped palms and shakes up and down happily.
I'm, uhh... Numbuh Three! I'd say mah real name buuut...
>She leans in to whisper in front of the ten year-old.
...That's suuuper suuper-duper top secret inteeeel.
>>7960191
May your souls pass on peacefully to the afterlife.
>>7960222
Final 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
>>7960222
How!?
>>7960214
Not in the slightest.
It's just something for two people to share mutual enjoyment in, one in experiencing sensation and the other in giving it.
>>7960239
4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
>>7960214
BUTT
SHOT
>>7960255
3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
>>7960225
Keh? Wallflowers are real? I had just taken them are insulting banter for conformity.
>>7960232
>Plague Knight tries to stifle a snicker at Kuki's attempt at looking threatening.
Eventually, you're going to be an adult. And eventually, your "Kayendee" will come after you! What irony! Hee hee hah hah!
>>7960152
You know? Being around you has developed a fuzzy feeling inside of me, no joke but... I feel charged, it's odd to say but... Are you human?
>>7960264
2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
>>7960222
As compelling as it is, I know better than going there.
>>7960239
I wonder where these tunnels end, but I shouldn't explore it now
>>7960186
>I've been using characters that are more laid back like Mordecai, Wolf, Bea, etc. Rover is pretty easy because it's just him being overly nice to people but sometimes I run out of things for him to really say and he slips back into the old personality I gave him where he's a scumbag.
>>7960195
>She never won a game either. She was a hassle to reply to slides with and interacting just made the posts longer.
>>7960191
>And my filler's dead. GO ME.
>>7960274
1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
>>7960288
>>7959768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
>>7960264
>>7960289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdaRMqoxKD8&spfreload=9
>>7960289
Congratulations.
>>7960302
Thanks for hosting.
>>7960289
>Congrats to the Winner. Thanks for hosting again Reigen.
>tfw nobody talks to you
do it
>>7960267
>Kuki stamps her foot at this notion!
NOOO! M-My friends will never come after me! Because I'll never-evah' grow up!
A-And if I did... I won't be a meanie adult! I'll be a cuddly, niice adult! And I'll share my Rainbow Monkeys with everyone!
>>7960288
(...O-Oh.)
>>7960289
Thanks for hosting.
Hey, did you see that one wolverine movie?
>>7960214
Yes, well...perhaps this is a sign this is over....
>>7960280
>Hey, as long as you have fun.
>>7960289
Ergh. Congratulations to you. And my thanks for this.
>>7960289
Well done, congratulations!
>>7960302
And thank you for your time
>>7960246
Hmm..
>She looks around them sighs.
Maybe I should try something like that then.. In a couple years when I feel ready.. But it will probably be with someone else..
>>7960262
Why're you guys always yelling stuff at me..? Did I do something wrong again..?
>>7960271
Huh..? I thought you knew.. I'm an android.. A poorly built one.. One that's a failure..
>>7960289
Grats Tyber. Thank 4 gaem, squid
>tfw sudden unexplainable urge to see Marvel Comic's™ new feature-length motion picture Logan™
>>7960289
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>7960302
I suppose I should thank you.
>>7960312
Everyone does, child. That's life! Get used to it. Before then, though, tell me what on earth a "rainbow monkey" is. Besides what I think it is.
>>7960267
You use the word... but didn't know that they existed.
My goodness. But, yes. Wallflowers do exist.
>>7960302
At least I managed to get away from those girls... gah...
>She shivers a bit, looking to her sides as she does so.
Thanks, for bringing a match to us.
>>7960302
Thank you for the entertainment dear.
>>7960310
Well, what do you wish to talk about?
>>7960309
>And for the record, I loved your wada ava.
>>7960344
Who's your love?
Post your worst winscreen
>>7960309
(Cooongrats, Reigen! And thanks for such a fun game, everyone! I'll be out.)
>The grumbling, saddened KND girl hops into her biggest plush toy and hugs it for a good hour or two.
>>7960328
Rainbow Monkeys are little bundles of rainbow-y, fluffy, sweet love! And they're monkeys!
Anyways, I gotta go Mister Bird - I gots a mission to do! Buh-byyyye...!
>Kuki giggles aloud a final time before jumping out the nearest window... the view of her body being lifted up via rope by a KND S.C.A.M.P.P.E.R. visible through the broken glass.
WHEEEE...~!
>>7960353
Nobody in particular, but I do love my job
>>7960323
That makes it seem like you're thinking of something lewd, like marriage or mutual hand-holding.
Thigh nibbles are nothing of the sort, I assure you.
>>7960359
I would but it's got porn on it.
>>7960364
O-oh...
>nervously fidgets around
What do I ask now?
>>7960351
>Thanks dude. I still have her folder on drive if I ever bring her back.
>>7960359
>Can't find it but the one where Fyxe hosted a game for Rover and he didn't even get on the island so Fyxe made a game over screen for him instead.
>>7960318
>I CERTAINLY TRY.
>>7960359
>losescreen
>>7960232
>Sorry, didn't see this.
Don't worry, I understand. I've got a few secrets myself.
>sly wink
Nice to meet, Numbuh Three.
>>7960381
>you will never do this to her
>>7960374
Just relax, my friend. There's no need to stress out, now is there?
You may talk about whatever you want
>>7960359
Funnily enough also my first. Pretty fun, though.
>>7960388
>not for seg sual
>>7960396
BUTT
SHOT
>>7960318
A sign..? Are you going to bed..?
>>7960365
Marriage.. I can't even do something like that.. no I was meaning after dating someone for a bit..
>Her cheeks get a little reddish for a bit then fade.
I don't see that happening soon though..
>>7960396
>segwayalizes
>>7960359
>>7960391
I've run out of things
I better go
>>7960401
Not quite, but...I'm still an unfortunately busy person.
>>7960408
Very well then, maybe next time we'll have a bit more luck.
Would you like to make a donation to the shrine before leaving?
>>7960377
>Oh and in terms of favourite win screen where I won a game, the one where Mary was friends with someone for like the entire game and then went on a rampage and killed them anyways.
>>7960401
Might I ask why not?
>>7960421
U-u-uhh...
H-here
>gives $5
>>7960429
Thank you for your patronage, you have my blessing and the blessing of the gods of the Moriya Shrine
>>7960323
I had no idea? Android or not you're no failure in my eyes, Haku. Unless it's all programmed then.... Hmm..?
>Ginji rubs the tip of his chin, while leaving the scene in question.
>>7960396
pftaaahahahahahah
>>7960418
I guess it's for the best.. I'm going to head back... I hope I can see you again later..
>>7960426
I don't know anyone well enough..
But I'm going now.. Have a nice night..
>>7960443
It's that and.. I actually am one.. Sorry though I'm going to bed now.. Have a nice night in the car I guess..
>Goodnight everyone.
>>7960487
May you fare well.
>>7960438
T-thanks, Priestess
>runs
>>7960487
Night.
>>7960487
G'night Haku-chan, best wishes!
>>7960497
Oh my, you're in such a rush.
Take care!
>>7960496
Oh, and hang in there.
Later.
>>7960521
Do you take sperm donations?
>>7960542
I really hope this is some sick joke.
A sperm bank is what you're looking for
>>7960565
dat ass is what I'm looking for
>>7960570
You'll regret being such a pervert once the Yama comes to judge you.
>>7960341
So are they literally flowers on walls? Or is that TOO literal?
>>7960582
ill do you and ya ma at the same time
>>7960582
Long as I get to cum to you first baby
Go say hi to erp.
>>7958211
>>7960586
I see what you did there and I approve, anon.
>>7960583
No, put they do make for good wall decoration.
>>7960606
Hm...perhaps Mona may enjoy some wallflowers. They would certainly liven up the lab!
>>7960586
>>7960590
So stubborn. You two will learn your lesson one day
>>7960623
Do be careful with setting them up... on this 'lab' of yours. They are rather delicate after all.
>>7960647
I'm not one for being delicate. They probably sell fake ones, anyhow.
>>7960591
>There's a Cerebella
Goodbye forever, HG
>Decided to screencap this for another thread. SJW Elk's drunken first Reigen Game. Might as well share here too.
>>7960659
Fake wallflower will do just fine. After all, only a keen observer would spot the difference.
>Syria