Hunger Games [HG] Thread
>>7953056
First
>>7953056
>Pineapple
Acceptable. I've heard of worse toppings.
>Banana
What. the. fuck.
>>7953056
I didn't think it was possible for us to sink any lower and yet here we are.
>>7953056
>he almost grabs a slice when he notices its a pineapple pizza
What the fuck did you do this pizza man?
>>7953136
There is no bottom for HG, it's a new low every day.
>>7953056
PIZZA? YAY FOR PIZZA!
>Only after eating two slices does the buffoon notice the pineapple, tearing off his helmet and becoming enraged
RAGGH! KILL THE PIZZA! MURDER IT UNTIL IT'S FUCKING DEAD, I'M GONNA FIND OP AND MAKE SOUP FROM HIS FUCKING EYEBALLS!
>>7953056
>>7953137
>>7953176
Am I the only one who didn't fall for the trap?
>>7953035
If you want to try I won't stop you. I can't remember the last time I'd gotten a proper back rub. I can't see you doing more harm than good considerin'
>>7953205
It was a free pizza dude! Who doesn't wanna eat a good, free, not fucked up pizza?
>>7953240
>rubs your back
>>7953240
>Ahri shrugs and shakes out her hands, loosening up her wrists.
I suppose I might as well try... What all do you carry, anyway?
>>7953250
I would've fallen for the trap to, but the digits told me to look closer. And I made the foolish mistake of listening.
>>7953205
THE PIZZA IS TAINTED, A PERFECT DELICACY RUINED BY THE SIN THAT IS PINEAPPLE! FUCKING GOD DAMN PINEAPPLE ON MY MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA.. AH... ah...
>With the retaliation that he can't kill a pizza, as much as he wanted to, the raging slab of meat forces his mutated neck back inside the restraining helmet
Post your secrets
>>7953388
I'm actually god.
>>7953254
>Visibly shudders. Eyes flush half-lidded and drunk and with sheer bliss.
>>7953272
She pulls at th velcro collaring and with a few hard tugs the breakaway falls free and the weight slides off if her shoulders and into the ground with a heavy clunk. Leaving behind irritation skin and traces of sweat, the cool air was already doing wonders for her body.
Ballistic plating, ammunition, sidearm... Ammunition for said sidearm... Medical equipment, flashlight... This and that. Not to mention my Ithaca.
>>7953388
I love someone from here.
>>7953388
Fox girls are shit in my opinion
>>7953388
>I like Wizardry.
>>7953403
>rubs shoulders
>>7953403
>Watching the gear fall to the ground, she can't help but ask as question as she moves closer.
I guess you have to always carry these around, even when you're not in the games?
>She sits there for a second, mustering up the courage to actually try and work on her back.
>>7953427
Who?
>>7953498
You.
>>7953507
Then you have terrible taste in people.
>>7953388
I roll my eyes when people spit paragraphs at my avas. Minimalist style a best so get to the fucking point~
>>7953543
not putting effort into your replies doesn't mean you're a "minimalist" lmao
>>7953543
FUCKING THIS!
>>7953581
>lmao
Don't ever reply to me or my avatars again.
>>7953592
lmao
>>7953592
triggered baby lmao
>>7953388
I'm learning how to erp
>>7953450
>She allows herself a few subtle grunts as anon graciously soothes away the tension.
>>7953476
You bet. It's part of the job. Everything I need to sustain myself and a squad in country all within arms reach.
>tfw tired of babysitting one-liners
So when is someone gonna host a Goddamn game?
>>7953535
But I love you and I have great taste.
>>7953698
whoa...
>>7953543
>>7953589
this
Many people are probably torturing themselves, trying to artificially increase their post size and cramming more adjectives in. Just get to the point and you can respond much quicker, allowing for more posts in the same timeframe, and about the same text size per timeframe. The only difference is that you now exchange more information in a shorter time, and you get the chance to react more often and shape the story of your RP together, instead of trying to make it all up alone.
>>7953698
this rp making me think
>>7953655
>Ahri makes a noise of understanding as she starts with Suz's lower back. Over the course of 10 minutes, the massage could be rated at okay. It's not the best, but it's not bad either, and it does it's job.
So you're a solider full time then?
>>7953723
tl;dr
too many instructions
>>7953736
per post
>>7953388
I'm nervous as hell rping here, because it's so foreign to me. I have to resist the urge to describe things in detail because I'm used to it, either through dming D&d campaigns, or just writing on my own.
>>7953729
>Her breathing would cease and hold as the some of the tighter masses of knotted tendons softened up, and release with a long soothing exhale. She rolled her neck from side to side, getting herself used to the heavenly relief.
Part time soldiers aren't very good soldiers. Nobody wants to pay for mediocrity.
>>7953790
HG is babbeh's first roleplay community.
>>7953838
Most of the part time men are easy to spot since you can tell they just want to leave and get out of the army, thinking it was a mistake to do all that training and work.
>>7953838
Is that better? Your back does feel tight. Maybe if I try again tomorrow?
>She nods as Suz talks.
That does make sense. Going home at the end of the day wouldn't win a war, you'd just have to make up the ground you lost again.
>>7953878
No where as close to as hardcore as club penguin is.
>>7953916
Club Penguin was too hardcore. Had to shut that shit down.
>>7953887
It's not everybody's gig. They've got to be baited into service, then once the bullets start flying all that training amounts to zero if it's not taken seriously.
>>7953905
>She interlocks her fingers together and stretches her arms above her head, arching her back on her tip-toes for a long body-wide stretch.
Ahh... Yeah.That feels... Ngh- great. You're trying to spoil me aren't you? I could get used to it.
Awkward silence spotted. Must announce it to the whole thread.
>>7953987
You were banned for using a bad word:
Goo
>>7953984
Exactly. I haven't really met you here, you are one of the few real soldiers here. Give me your name and country you serve for. Feel free to add more onto that as much as you like.
>>7953056
if you remove the pineapple and the banana out of that pizza then it would be actually edible.
>>7954016
Y'all niggas better start laughing real fucking soon.
>>7953984
>Ahri lets out a short chuckle.
Maybe a little. I don't think it'd be so bad. I get to learn something new, you get to relax a bit more whenever you rest.
First 24. No dupes.
>>7954048
>chuckle
L-LLAMA?
>>7954024
That's sort of a complicated question. I was born in Japan but I didn't grow up there. I don't really have any particular country I consider home.
Suzumi by the way.
>>7954048
I've got no complaints here. That sounds like a plan to me.
>>7954059
Toriningen
Please don't make me host, but I feel like you guys are getting desperate.
>>7954059
Syria
>>7954059
Suz
>>7954059
Baited Accelerator
>>7954059
>Force chokes
LIAR. YOU BAITED THIS GAME TO KILL ME!
>>7954059
Senshougahara
>>7954059
Bill Margold
>>7954115
>The fox girl smiles.
Alright. I can't wait.
>>7954059
Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak
>>7954059
Comrade Soviet
>>7954115
So you're a mercenary? Ok... what made you want to join armed forces?
>>7954059
1ST Sgt. Rockfield
>>7954059
Haku Yowane
>>7954059
Anon (Male)
(screenshot this and use it as an entry)
>>7954059
Ahri
>walk into thread
>see that pizza
>mfw
>>7954196
Oh, I just love to fuckin' fight. Turns out that's the sort of thing people will pay good money for.
>>7954059
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>almost certainly bait
>>7954059
Orihara Izaya
>>7954134
Where is your character from?
>>7954251
Artist's OC
>>7954059
"Jacket"
>>7954251
Black lagoon electric boogalo 2
>>7954229
I can see that. I just hope you just work for good nations and not shit like cartels or anything. My job might include from killing drug traffickers to kebab terrorists in Russia.
guys my best friend, out of the blue, just told me to fuck off
what do i do, i'm really sad
>>7954317
fuck off cirno
>>7954317
You don't need friends to get by. Fuck him.
>>7954317
Drink a cup of cement and harden the fuck up.
>>7954317
It'll be alright anon. I am sorry for what happened.
>huggus
>>7954059
Prodigal Explorer
>>7954348
>>7954317
>Click
>A song begins to play from his tape recorder
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS3vpBCiL2c
>>7954348
"Okay"
>>7954348
O-Oh...
>>7954317
Give them time, they'll come around.
I'm sorry that happened to you though.
>>7954292
Conflicts of interest aren't usually a problem. We stick to Central, Eastern Europe, Middle-East, Africa. Drugs aren't usually a hurdle for us.
>>7954384
Tell me about Eastern Europe, specifically any operations you did In Russia. I just want to make sure you are a friend of the motherland and I don't have to eliminate you.
Do I need to host? If so give me around 20-30 minutes
>>7954348
>Not listed on the "Ugly" list.
>Feels pretty decent.
>>7954504
Please mystery bag anon.
>>7954428
Mostly just bullshit with rebel insurgencies, leftover feelings from Yugoslavia mostly. These isolated independent groups would spring up and we'd be hired to run security and carry out surgical strikes on compounds.
>>7954546
Give me a bit then
>>7954621
His balls sort of form a little heart at this angle. That's cute.
>>7954660
That's gay.
>It Ain't Me starts playing
I just started looking through the thread and noticed there wasn't even a game going on.
Is this just a circlejerk, then?
>>7954688
>succ your dick
>>7954702
Not even. Nobody's talking.
>>7954705
This is really gay.
>>7954707
No!
>>7954621
>ywn take the watermelon's place
>>7954553
Good luck on that. Now I need to tell Serbian friends to look out for kebabs rising up again and make sure I don't see you and your gang with Islamic terror groups.
Wait, I almost forgot to tell you who I am.My name Soviet, part of the Russian Spetsnaz and I defend the Motherland from all threats, groups, and men who wish to destroy her..
>>7954702
>you don't even know what's a circlejerk, newfag
>>7954718
Cum all over bb
>>7954553
REEEEEEEE GET OUT OF THE BALKANS FILTHY WESTERN MERCENARY
>>7954718
Parsee, post the whale pic or I will bully you relentlessly.
>>7954735
Woah, Anon's going OOC!
>>7954702
Maybe we should think up something and do some actual RP
>>7954762
>actual RP
That's kind of cringy.
>>7954739
Is removal needed?
>>7954749
is like putting chocolate on chocolate. delicious :3c
>>7954767
As opposed to...all this
Mmkay
>does a thing
>>7954770
Not yet. Let's wait and see.
>>7954770
as always
>>7954811
Make speed up. I no have patience for western pigdog crapitalist.
>>7954747
>>7954848
That does it!
>bullies the dummy
>>7954847
I am not sure. She is of Japanese origin but she hasn't given me full details on who she worked for, so she might have helped out Serbs, or not. We don't know.
>>7954767
>
>>7954871
>Blows the bully whistle and the cops come to arrest you.
>>7954844
My chain sawed awaits.
>>7954881
I no repeat self. You have small time left before remove tear in half
>>7954913
>kicks the cops into a pit
I demand cute pictures of you riding whales, Parsee.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
>>7954914
>>7954844
Bojna Čavoglave!!! FUCK OFF SERBS!!
>>7954914
Fuck it. Go nuts comrade, I will go to sleep anyways. Show me some of the damage tomorrow
>>7954946
FUCK OFF KEBAB! SERBIA WAS ONLY DEFENDING HERSELF!
test
>>7954946
REMOVE STICK BOS WILL MURDER FAMILI AND MUSLOME.
>>7954953
K.
Anything significant happen this February? Anything?
>>7955012
Hoshi left
Still need a game?
>>7955019
""left""
>>7955023
One that's not a bait? Yes.
>>7955019
Hoshi is still here, pretending to be a newfag.
>>7955019
He'll be back.
Give me 36 for a game
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM RELINKING ENTRY POSTS. Surely you have another cool image of your ava somewhere.
Keep names short
NO dupes
Be patient as to this is a manual game and things will be done manually.
>>7955174
Ignis Scientia
>>7955174
Accelerator
>>7955174
Euler
>>7955174
Kuro
>>7955174
Suz
>>7955174
Him
>>7955174
Gabriel
>>7955174
Syria
>>7955174
Jacket
>>7955174
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7955174
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7955174
Senshougahara
>>7955174
Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak
>>7955174
Bec Noir
>>7955174
Gishki Ariel
>>7955174
Arthur Pendragon
>>7955174
Kumiko Oumae
>>7955174
Ahri
>>7955174
MR. TORGUE
>>7955174
Len
>>7955210
kys Aqua
>>7955174
Tyber Zann
>>7955174
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7955174
Kiyama Harumi
>>7955231
No you.
>>7955174
Baki
I miss Yuno.
>>7955224
Ready? This one's gonna be great
>>7955174
Enoshima Junko
>>7955174
Haku Yowane
>>7955174
Lord Enel
>>7955174
Lancelot
>>7955174
Kanna Kamui
>>7955174
Reigen Arataka
>>7955262
>Ahri quickly takes a drink of something, tucking the bottle into her sleeve.
You bet!
>>7955174
Echizen
>>7955174
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>7955214
...
>Kamina
>>7955174
Berserker
>>7955174
Fortune-teller
>>7955348
Y-Yame
>>7955357
S-Sanya?
>Kamina
2 more
>>7955174
Minamoto no Raikou
>>7955235
Huziwara no Moko
>>7955383
Pirate Man
Grandma Flexington
>>7955348
>The night witch looks up from her seat at the blue-haired man staring down at her. She looks slightly uncomfortable with him just standing there, watching her as she drinks from her glass.
Umm...was there something you wanted to speak to me about? I wouldn't expect someone of your physique to need much from me.
>>7955383
Ash Crimson
Forgot to increase the size halfway through...Inspect this at your leisure.
>>7955420
>>7955355
>>7955456
>Swap
>>7955456
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>7955456
I'll show you how it's done!
>>7955456
There's something wrong with my photograph, so if you could, please do something about it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFnYHja6R0U
Thread theme
>>7955456
This will suffice.
>>7955456
Don't you trust me?
Let's do this.
>>7955456
Ready.
>>7955456
>Mr. Torgue Hi-Five Flexington
DID YOU KNOW THAT 97% OF TRIBUTES AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW?
THAT'S BULLSHIT. BUY TORGUE.
>>7955470
Thanks creepy monster guy!
Let's take a walk in the park.
>>7955470
>>7955498
Done.
>>7955549
Press start already!
>>7955549
>She keeps trying to look away from her phone but every time she does she gets a text.
Neru.. Please stop texting me..
>>7955549
Sorry ma'am but, why is this relevant?
>>7955549
Thank you, now it will be easy to keep track of all the horrible things that are going to happen to me.
>>7955549
Three of you are arrested while others decide to ride the ferris wheel.
>>7955603
Check the maps man, jeez.
Give me some songs to make an HG Parody off of.
>>7955603
>silent pissing sounds
Hiya guys! I'm just gonna be watchin' but I still wanna say hi!
>>7955603
Alright, I agreed to ride this with you, now tell me, what do you want from me? Nobody is ever nice to someone else without wanting something in return.
>>7955603
Haku celebrates the year of the cock, Mr. TORGUE really is a badass after all. The rest of you are too busy hiding from security and those who were less fortunate end up getting silenced or arrested.
>>7955549
They don't allow this inside so I guess I have to finish it out here.
>>7955603
Oh. uh... I've never had Ice cream before. OH! Mint Chocolate sounds good! I know those two flavors!
>>7955630
Another One Bites The Dust
>>7955603
....
>>7955637
>
Hiya-kid! What's the word around town?
>>7955637
fuck off and die
>>7955630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32s1zi4SwaE
>>7955630
Rock Around The Clock
>>7955646
>Punches out of sheer reflex
>>7955646
Stop getting arrested for doing stupid shit! Reeeeeeee!
>>7955700
You mongrel!
>>7955603
Huh..? I have to get on with someone else..?
>She looks kind of sad as always but still nods.
Alright..
>>7955646
>She starts crying immediately.
I never agreed...
>>7955646
What? The candles? Oh I put them down because... Mood lighting? What do you mean by... O-oh... Well if you want...
>>7955700
>Clutches the horse tightly, looking terrified, but elated.
Humans have such weird, but interesting ideas for entertainment!
This fucking yellow-orange cat blends into the yellow-orange floor and I keep kicking him in the middle of the night but he's the fucking GOOD cat godfucking damn it
>>7955700
I know you get paid for pretending to be nice to strangers, but you don't need to waste your time no me...
>>7955700
Suz and Gabriel are showing their caring side. I don't know how Ahri persuaded security to let her have a late night night ride...Mr. TORGUE goes out like a badass.
>>7955729
stop moving
>>7955729
damn right nigga
>garfield
>>7955660
Uhh...I dunno. I was talkin' with this really cool lizard yesterday. She was really nice and talked'ta me 'bout stuff.
>>7955662
But...but why?
>>7955700
>Waves like a jackass to the bystanders atop her porcelain steed
>>7955638
Eh. Yes? The ride! Well I wanted nothing out of return from you really, I wanted watch the view anyone.
>>7955700
I.. I'm not complaining but.. I would rather have alcohol.. It's fine though..
>>7955740
Are we supposed to be here..?
>She just timidly follows the large robed skeleton.
>>7955740
Ainz is giving the undead a bad name, more idiots are arrested and Suz dies like a bitch. Sorry Oce, guess the park doesn't tolerate faggots.
>>7955762
"About stuff"?
>>7955740
I-Is someone trying to pull a prank on me...? No one would be nice enough to just leave food behind for me...
>>7955809
LET ME BE!
>>7955740
>Do Jackets Dream of Electric Chickens
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvsItN23fSU
>>7955740
Please. Just one more.
>Her eyes glow, and she blows them a kiss.
>After a moment, they nod and open the gate.
Yes!
>>7955809
A... Corn dog?
>Her eyes light up.
Of course! I'd love to try one!
>>7955809
The shop keep should have considered themselves lucky I only wanted their goods.
>>7955809
Just my luck! I'm sorry sir, I'll pay you in advance to cover the costs. I promise!
>pomf
>>7955815
Yep! Stuff!
>>7955770
If all you wanted was to see the view from up there, you could have got on it by yourself, I don't see the point of dragging a little girl there, she probably was terrified.
>>7955809
A-Are you serious...? Can I just take it?
>>7955809
Ahri, once again manages to persuade security. Must be her...charm(s). Mokou, you know you can't swim so why did you even try?
Gabriel is caught choking the chicken and is kicked out for public indecency.
>>7955855
Take their souls or something.
>>7955872
=3
>>7955876
What kinds of stuff?
>>7955872
>
>>7955885
>
>>7955885
What use would the soul of some low mortal do? I doubt their body would even be of worth.
>>7955885
I might have paid for my admission ticket, but if they catch someone like me inside the park, they would kick them out for sure...
>>7955872
>kissu
Sorry babe I'll talk to you another day
>>7955872
Uhhh...are'ya okay?
>>7955897
Like...uh...uh...
>Smolgore suddenly looks very sad. His head droops to face the ground.
...Our parents...
>>7955809
Normally I'm the one getting into trouble..
>>7955872
>Haku trips over him, consequently giving him a kick in the ribs, and falls over onto her stomach.
Oww.. What did I trip over..?
>>7955885
I'm sad that my feast events never get many kills...
>>7955909
Entertainment?
Where were you when HG died?
>>7955885
This ride is just too much fun! Please I can't stop now.
>She bats her eyes at them, then grins when they allow her to stay on.
>>7955952
Oh... Ok... I don't think the food sat well with all these late night rides...
I envy everyone who only come here once every few days and not addicted to this shit
>>7955962
right here, entering my filler
>>7955962
I don't know, it hasn't happened yet.
>>7955885
I often forget sometimes that I'm the son of a meglomaniac and a billionaire.
>>7955952
EULER! NO!
>>7955962
We still kickin nigga.
>>7955962
Like jesus christ, this is just sad.
Trying to think up something significant to say as you watch this mundane little game go on, and you realize that just none of it matters at all. There's no reason to care about any of this.
Post secret discords and their members
>>7955952
Entertainment? I suppose I could use it as a chew toy for Lupus or something. Do you have the shop keep's address?
>>7955990
Ya aint ma G. Every time i come here it looks deader and deader.
>>7955962
Watching it happen
>>7955990
This is perfect... Just the kind of pathetic death I deserve... Everyone will laugh at the idiot who died in the bumper cars...
>>7955990
Most of you avoid arrest through different methods.
>>7956019
No one asked you cunt :^)
>>7956003
Honeybee Inn
Only members are Sophisto and Hoshi
>>7955962
Admiring my handiwork
>>7956003
the chicken coop
>>7956038
When did that ever bother me?
>>7955941
You're going to have to project your voice a wee'tincy bit louder, I can't make sense of what you're saying from all that mumbling. The least you could do is whisper into my ear.
>Baki kneels and lends an ear to Asgore.
>>7956038
Speeding this up since my device is about to die.
Final 3
>>7956056
You suck Junko
>>7956078
S-SANYA??
>>7956078
Your winner is this strike witch. Good jarb.
>>7956109
The lack of kills in this game is astonishing. Thanks for sitting through another one of my games everyone.
>>7956109
Congratulations Sanya, you did it!
Primetime and barely anyone here. athis is getting sad.
>>7956129
I liked it. Thanks for hosting.
>>7956113
What? That is a strike witch yeah?
>>7956003
>>7956052
...
>Smolgore continues to stare at the ground.
...We talked 'bout our parents n'...how we don't got 'em...
>>7956129
Thanks.
>>7956129
Congratulations..
Thank you for letting me play..
>>7956129
Thanks for hosting fag
>people honestly complaining it's dead
59 UIDs, Mobile or not, is still something nice to see. split that by half and that's still a comfy 30 so shut the fuck up you dips
.>>7956135
You know why? We have little to none to hosts nowadays because everyone has grown too lazy to host. Oldfags/standardfags drive everyone away, the majority of people are too busy sucking dicks in discord and etc
I summon _____
>>7956150
don't ruin my pic you fucking faglord
>>7956187
Hi Hoshi
>>7956003
Discord is a hundred more times active than the threads.
>>7956215
GASP
>>7956203
>ruin
Kill yourself you piece of shit, yours is wrong and full of stupid shit memes.
>>7956221
Well yeah it's kind of designed to be a fast-moving message client.
Reminder that Bolin has an IQ of 147.
>>7956187
is not that the hosts are lazy, everyone is lazy. and we need a lot of newfags :3c
>>7956242
>Yuno
>enemy
?????
I miss something?
>>7956256
most of the newfags are driven away tho
>>7956256
You all will just drive them away. Were lucky to atleast still have Lana.
>>7956129
Congrats. Thanks for hosting.
Btw, anyone have the oldfag roaster? Need it for a project.
>>7956150
Why them?
>>7956268
Before making a newfag to come, you have to say "ignore shitposting" and they never going away :3c
>>7956242
alright, which ass-blasted faggot are you who took yourself off? ragi? rikka? asgore? yukine?
>>7956313
They're all in a secret discord together.
>>7956336
Where is Junko then?