HG THREAD
I, Reigen Arataka, will take a number of tributes that will be determined by the speed of the thread and the UIDs.
You know what to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ser_Rso2Td8
This dude going to sleep
Bec Noir
>>7956317
Gabriel
>>7956317
Smolgore
Undead Ban
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7956317
Dubsman, the digit master
>>7956317
Syria
>>7956317
Sophocles
Orihara Izaya
>>7956355
nice
Kosaku Kawajiri
Funny Valentine
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>7956317
Ahri
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>7956349
Someone please ban ban.
>>7956317
Haku Yowane
>>7956318
not as easy as it sounds, m80
Nekoyama
>>7956317
Tupac Shakur
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>7956317
Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak
BAKI
>>7956157
>Baki rests his palms onto the kids tiny shoulders.
There-there! I bet there's plenty of people that still care about you.
Ignis Scientia
>>7956392
This.
I want Ban to get banned.
Hidan & Kakuzu
Suz
iSorrowproductions
>>7956317
Maria and Harusame
>>7956392
but how can you ban ban when ban is already ban?
>>7956317
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
Nova
>>7956317
Fujiwara no Mokou
Serval
Going to need 7 more.
Euler
>>7956432
Double Ban.
>>7956414
Yeah...
>Smolgore sniffles.
...L-Like Tori. N'Sansy. N'Papy. N'all'a my friends...
>>7956467
1st Sgt Rockford
>>7956483
>gib burg
>>7956467
nba meme
>>7956474
so if ban becomes double ban then what happens if you ban that ban?
triple ban?
how many bans can a ban contain in itself
>>7956467
Bill Nye
>>7956400
is easy, i even like to joke with the shitposters. look at me for example some people hate me for my past and im still here ;3
>>7956467
The last thing you see before you fucking die
When you find out Bolin was Vert....
>>7956467
DIO
>>7956467
Invincible Ban
>>7956467
Seth Rollins
>>7956494
We don't know yet Anon. We have to go deeper. We must calculate how many bans are in a single ban.
>>7956467
Blanc
>>7956509
The new Vert? Or the Avafag?
>>7956535
The Jesus Vert.
Do your swaps and stuff.
>>7956543
Jesus Vert? Elaborate.
>>7956317
Gishki Ariel
>>7956505
good point
but not everyone has thick skin like most of us
>>7956531
Ok, so is we Ban the banned Ban, then we've Banned the Banned Ban Ban... I think? At some point we loop back around to him being allowed again.
>>7956549
Let's do this!
>>7956554
The Vert that had a ship with JC.
>>7956487
>>7956549
Hidan isn't going to do them much good.
Seek and destroy.
>>7956549
>>7956403
>>7956561
>>7956549
Literally the worst roster for a game that I've ever seen.
>Find a girl from highschool who I thought was a small innocent qt on some dating site
>Find out shes secretly a nymphomaniac
O-Oh...
>>7956549
Yeah! I just leveled up! Let's do this!
>>7956569
No. That was the original Vert/Nagato. If someone impostered a Vert then it was Bolin.
>>7956549
Swap please.. I'm feeling tired..
>>7956397
>>7956561
>>7956562
Show them to have one! or filter the shitposters somehow
>>7956529
>>7956372
>>7956549
>>7956593
But you're not on it.
>>7956594
>Small and innocent qt
>Secretly a Nympho
Yeah. Sounds right.
>>7956549
>>7956593
Swap this cry baby in for me.
>>7956601
Then wtf did Bolin say that on Erp?
OPEN THE BLOODBATH!!
>>7956593
I know, I'm not even in it.
>>7956590
A-hem. Thank you, seagull.
>>7956602
...And you, madame.
>>7956644
Off to an excellent start.
>>7956477
Yup! All of them!
>Baki latches off his shoulders and pats the kid on the head.
Quit looking so down, be glad you're here safe and sound. There's nothing to worry about 'cause you have friends on yourside.
>>7956549
Awesome! Let's start!
>>7956564
It goes like this
We take Ban, times Ban by the ban time. Divide by how many posts are in thread. Multiple by the letters in your first name. And we got the amount of bans there are in a single ban.
>>7956644
What are those? HA! I bet you couldn't even strangle someone with--
>She wakes up outside.
... Huh... I... I was wrong.
>>7956602
>>7956644
>>7956644
O-Oh... S-Sorry for interrupting, please don't mind me and carry on...
>Sodachi closes the warehouse's door and runs away
>>7956644
Around blacks...
>>7956642
>Believing anything Bolin says
How long have you been around man?
>>7956644
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hahah, that was fun! Can I do it again?!
>>7956664
Yeah...yeah, I do! N'they care about me!
>>7956644
Im sorry, was that supposed to do somethin?
>>7956644
Well this will be fun.
>>7956630
I-I thought she was pure...
>>7956644
T-They promised me free sweets...
>>7956644
>>7956683
>While drunk she just tries to tap his shoulder with it, she missed and did it far too hard.
>>7956652
That's the way you should address someone who is respectable.. Not me..
>>7956644
I've heard of sleepwalking, but even this is a little much. Not to mention bloody.
Today was pretty bloody over-all, actually. What with the multiple brawls and genocides.
>>7956728
Umm, yes I'll fly high. Higher than the rest of you. By winning.
>>7956728
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hahah!
Any nigga got Mion's oldfag and midfag roaster?Need it for a project.
>>7956711
The small innocent ones are pure on the outside, but if their inner self gets even the slightest scent of the outside...?
It's like opening Pandora's box.
But I'm sorry you had to learn that way.
>>7956616
I guess I could say thanks.. buuuut, I'll wait to do that after I won this game.
And your spot better not be cursed with some black magic crap.
>>7956621
Now that I am this roster went from WOAT to GOAT. Someone should send me a well-written letter thanking me for upholding the standards of nowadays' rosters.
>>7956631
I'd gladly have taken your spot but as you can see I'm a victim of my own popularity, hah. See you on the podium, pal.
>>7956644
And people say I'm the one with a bad hairline..
>>7956728
Can we really be sure which one of us it is?
>>7956728
Witness me teach these pacifists a lesson Jashin...
>>7956728
BULLCRAP! HE'S SLEEPING?! WHAT KIND OF TV-MAGIC DID YOU PULL OFF?
>>7956642
Talking to Nagatofag right now. They confirm they were the HGA Vert, not Bolin. Also stop believing everything in ERP especially from Bolin.
>>7956728
>One of these tributes is a dog man
>Holy shit I kek'd
>>7956676
So far, we have a total of 4.4 bans in a single ban. So, we add that up with 3 since there are 3 letters in ban. So, now we have, 7.4 bans total.
>>7956728
>Threaten a double suicide
>It fails and they die.
... Isn't that a success?
>>7956728
Don't bother coming back if you're empty-handed.
>>7956728
˙pǝlǝʌɐɹun ƃuiǝq ʎlʍols si sqnp ǝɥʇ puiɥǝq ʇǝɹɔǝs ǝɥʇ ǝʞil sʞool osl∀
˙ɯǝɥʇ ɥʇiʍ lɐǝp ɐuuɐʍ ʇ,uop ˙ɟɟnʇs pooפ ˙uǝɯƃop ǝɥʇ ɟo piɹ ƃuiʇʇǝƃ ʇɐ pɹɐɥ ƃuiʞɹoʍ s,ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ 'sƃuiɥʇ ɟo ʞool ǝɥʇ ʎq
¡ɐʍɐʞi∀ sʞuɐɥ┴ ˙ɹǝddoɹƆoʇn∀ ǝɯɐlq oʇ ƃuioƃ ɯ,I ʇnq 'ǝɹǝɥ pǝuǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ʎllɐǝɹ ʇ,uop I
>>7956806
Not if they wanted to live.
Fuck it, i just gotta go with who i remember.
>>7956796
Now, add this with a high number and we got 999,999,999,999,999,999,999......
So in other words, we have to go deeper into the rabbit hole ton figure this shit out.
>>7956806
Threaten a double suicide which would get them taken out of the game and have 2 winners if it were at the end
>>7956714
I happen to respect you more than many others here, you realize.
>>7956728
How miserably desperate.
>>7956818
Begone, both of you!
>>7956757
I'll do it happily. Anthrax free of charge.
>>7956818
Hey, d'ya guys know Undyne?
>>7956818
Let's hope that doesn't happen again.
And by that, I mean this birthday celebration.
Anyone else remember that one game where it was someone's birthday like 3 days in a row?
>>7956843
I want to bust a nut inside you.
>>7956818
>Makes sure no one is following me as I step in the base.
>Ride elevator down to the main floor.
Wew, this game is good so far. Time to check how things are going everywhere else.
>Gose to a security monitor, showing different points of the arena, and some of the other arenas as well.
No one must know.
>Ahri rubs her throat.
Swear I can still feel that small rope... Ah well. Time to see how the rest of this plays out.
>>7956910
Hahahah, this is awesome! You guys are the best! This is the greatest birthday EVER!
>>7956910
Guh...barbarian!
>>7956910
Blessed Image
>>7956827
Now, there are certain rules and laws of physics that nature and the universe must follow in order to maintain a balance.
>>7956842
>She perks up, not much though.
I wouldn't see why.. depressed drunkards aren't very respectable..
>>7956917
Deal*
>>7956957
We have to stop! If we don't we'll rip a hole in space time! And if my calculations are correct...
We will all become Ban. Every. Last. One. Of. Us.
>>7956818
Wait.. if I look in that sense, that means the guy underneath me is the dogman.. but if I look in the other sense, that means the guy above my head is the dogman !
So this must means..
That this moronic message does nothing but confuse me even more about these stupid idiots. What's to worry about a dogman, anyway..
>>7956843
You ? In charge of writing a letter without any orthographic and grammatical errors, while using a language using something else than swear words ?
I mean, I don't doubt your abilities to complete any missions on the battlefield, but this task may be (probably) a bit (a lot) out of your league.
>>7956910
I can be nice to my student once in a while, and I already had the attire so may as well run with it..
>>7956924
Yeah yeah, enjoy the party.
You better have not forget to save 3/4 of the cake for your mentor.
>>7956965
That song of yours a while back left me in far brighter spirits than I usually am. That's all.
>>7956910
Holy smokes! The magnitutude of this guy. Keep on rockin' other Ban, I'm rootin for ya.
>>7956985
...Ya mean the one I already ate?
>>7956910
Pretty sure he's not a girl. Can't argue about the event underneath that one though.
Preforming surgery on someone who's asleep isn't a very amazing feat. Don't get full of yourself.
>>7956985
I'll save for calligraphy for an occasion that merits it.
>>7956984
But anon, don't you get it. We HAVE TO GO DEEPER. ITS THE ONLY WAY. >Images of space and monuments on earth start to appear informer of everyone
When dealing with Ban, this dosen't apply. Ban dosen't follow these rules at all. Making it very random. It makes things happen randomly. The amount of ban around us dictates how much shit gets real.
>>7957017
FOOOOOOOOOD!
>Smolgore stuff his face directly into the bag.
>>7956992
If you want I could sing again..
>She stops for a second.
If you want..
>>7956946
Get a job.
>>7957057
Cute
>>7957017
Death dosen't scare me. Do your worst.
>Dies as Seth dose the finishing blow.
>Only to reappear in the monitoring room
Well this was going well. Time to continue observation.
>>7957038
>Dramatically removes glasses
MY GOD...
>>7957057
Haku is the absolute cutest
>>7957017
I remember last night I had a dream that the sequel to Mogeko Castle finally came out. True story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk6jTCSKQlk
A shitload of ~de geso on this slide. I don't speak squidiot so I'll have to wait and see how that turns out.
>>7957057
>Ariel smiles, slowly.
...I'd certainly not object.
>>7957059
>>7957119
DON'T EAT THOSE!
>Smolgore tackles Sanya to the ground.
Oof!
>>7956967
What's the asterisk for?
>>7957096
>Papers start levitating off the ground
As you can see right now, the amount of an is overwhelmingly high, in no time at all, all of space itself will be ripped to shreds.
>Things start to shake. But it Disney end there
And as the chaos rises, more Ban atoms will be brought into the world, increasing the ban value EVEN MORE, AS THE MOLECULES CONVERT ENERGY TO BAN MOLECULES!!!!
>>7957002
..Yeah, that one.
As the days go by, the more I wonder why I've taken you under my wing..
Anyway, you better go burn all that fat you've digested at the gym once I win this game. I can't be seen around carrying an overweight kid and tell people it's my student.
..Bet that cake wasn't even good, bleh.
>>7957017
You are free of your misery now. No more singles, only dubs await you in heaven.
That's what I'd say if I was a good person, sucker. I don't know where Death'll guide you and I couldn't care less about it.
>>7957035
Then you better go get your pen, cause that occasion's gonna show up soon in the form of a congratulations essay for Seth Rollins' 54th game win.
>>7957079
>>7957111
Huh..? I..
>She tenses up a bit and looks as if she wants to say something but she doesn't.
>>7957138
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN!?!
>>7957119
I wouldn't say today was peaceful, but plenty of you are just hangin' out. That or testing medicine on animals.
Lowkey though, I don't trust what this Dio guy is doing. He's been acting shifty. Maybe he's planning something.
>>7957139
I respectfully decline. I could type up a colorful obituary for you instead.
>>7957136
Insurance
>>7957156
I HAVE DONE GOD'S WORK MY FRIEND.
>Lightning starts flashing everywhere outside
DONT YOU SEE, IT HAS BEGONE, THE BAN ATOMS ARE FORMING!!!!!
>>7957139
Oh, no, it was really good! It was even made'a ice cream!
...Wait, what gym? Like, the one at school?
>>7957158
>This scene is too graphic to even be shown, or even described.
>>7957171
When you wanna fuck?
>>7957154
I want to ruffle Haku's adorable hair and cuddle with her on cold nights.
>>7957154
They're not wrong.
>>7957180
No... No! I have to stop it!
>Grabs a gun, but it's too late.
>The gun is already Ban
NOOOO
>>7957180
SOMEONE STOP THIS MAD MAN!!!!
>>7957158
THE ABSOLUTE
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykqO8D_7g3Q
>>7957212
Mad ban*
>>7957119
That's right boys, move out of the way and see for yourselves how a true leader guide his hunting group.
Man I make you guys look so threatening just by having me walk in the middle front.
>>7957158
..That's a result I'm unused to.
>>7957121
Will you ever get a job?
>>7957188
Show me the goods.
>>7957213
BASED SEFF
>>7957232
>anon drops his pants to reveal a massive summer sausage attached to his leg with a rubber band
This is me.
>>7957213
>GOD DAMMIT BEC HOW
>>7957213
Yeah, keep praying, buddy.
Winner next slide.
>>7957253
Big L didn't like him, it seems.
>>7957249
>Sobs in the corner
This is just like one of my japanese animes!
>Ban molecules slowly converge on anon
>>7957249
Dude...
>>7957271
not you buttmunch
>>7957248
Dude, split that with me.
>>7957230
>Shitposting with other peoples' avas
>>7957281
Give me a kiss and I will.
>>7957280
We live on by name, asswipe.
>>7957269
>Suddenly, a black hole appears in the sky, sucking all into it, as an molecules slowly form on me.
WELCOME TO THE NEW ERA. A NEW ERA OF BAN!!!!
>Grabs Anon's arm as we are sucked into the black hole.
>>7957121
>She seems to have some difficulty getting started with her singing, but she soon gets into the grove of it.
https://youtu.be/7Kbu9db2Ts8
>>7957192
But I don't get cold.. I don't get warm either..
>>7957199
...
>She huffs a little but it's more of a sigh.
>>7957317
Has Dio learned to outrig Seth?
>>7957317
>>7956514
DIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He's the winner.
>>7957213
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY INEPTNESS TO START A FIRE HUH ? I WAS ONLY POWERING UP FOR THIS, AS MY GREAT RIGS WARNED ME ABOUT THE FUTURE.
>>7957171
What's even an obituary hahaha..
..Oh.
Well I hope you'll like writing it for nothing, because i'm alive and well just like I'll be when I walk out of this arena !
>>7957181
..Are you seriously telling me you've never been to the gym ?
I think should ponder more about the possibility of disowning you.
>>7957266
Jokes on you Ban: I AM GOD.
AND YOUR PRAYERS ARE ONLY MAKING ME STRONGER, FOOLISH FOOL.
>>7957317
wow that choke
F
>>7957317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtEw8JLQBgg
>>7957317
Ban my man, I'm dissapointed in you.
>>7957325
Congrats. Thanks for hosting Reigen,
>>7957325
Grats for playing. Thanks for winning.
>>7957328
Ooooooh, sorry about that, best buddy.
Better luck next time.
>>7957325
Congrats!
>>7957337
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrMNwGTao5o
>>7957328
Well, what is it?
>>7957352
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7957352
Thanks for hosting.
>>7957319
Then you'll keep me warm, silly.
As long as you're adorable, it's all alright.
>>7957325
Congratulations!
>>7957352
Thanks for hosting!
>>7957319
Well, if it isn't the girl who said she can't sing..
>She smiles.
https://youtu.be/umvgwXINJBE
>>7957352
Contratulations DIO, you've definitely showed these punks heaven and hell. Thanks for hosting.
>>7957355
Anon you need to see something
>>7957325
Killer.
Thanks for hosting, mate.
>>7957291
>She approaches at an unnervingly close distance and leans in quickly to peck at the corner of Anon's mouth with her lips.
Fair?
>>7957328
I'm almost disappointed you didn't pull it off. I could only imagine the look on my face.
>>7957352
Thanks for hostin'
>>7957325
Thanks for the game. And congrats I guess.
>>7957319
What's wrong, Haku-chan?
>>7957319
Mmh...as wonderful as ever, to be certain.
>>7957352
Congratulations to you, and my thanks for this bout.
Which avafags do you miss?
ENEMY
>>7957438
>Inb4 I'm not listed
>>7957406
>The anon's face turns a bright red as he hurriedly removes the summer sausage from his leg.
F...fair.
>The anon hands the entire summer sausage to the girl.
T-t-t-take it all, please.
>>7957438
Hero of the Federation
>>7957438
Murica'
>>7957446
YOUR
>>7957438
Myself.
>>7957465
>She eyes the thick tube of meat in her hands with an audible slurp of the tongue.
You sure you don't want any?
>>7957317
Heeeyy, this song "Faceless" I've been listening to for the past hour is some really good stuff. I should tell my millions and millions of fans about it, along with a picture of tonight's dinner !
So this is the rumored "5 STARS" restaurant my good friend Dave Meltzer recommended me huh ? Seems.. alright. But why is there nobo-
GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN
>>7957352
I HATE YOU.
>>7957363
A magical place where you can hope to acquire a physique such as mine. It's where boys turn into men, pushing their mortal limits to new heights and finding out about their true potential.
>>7957406
IT WAS RIGGED, AS USUAL. I'm not even surprised at this point. Just, disappointed in the obvious paranormal biasing that has been cursing my performances since forever.
Someone should write a letter to these jealous has beens telling them to buzz off, and stop preventing The Man from earning his rightful wins.
>>7957352
Congratulations..
Thank you for allowing me in the game.. It means a lot..
>>7957373
Then it doesn't matter if I.. Drink you out of house and home..?
>>7957378
I.. I said well.. I can't sing well.. Not like people anyway..
>She's holding her hands together and rubbing the backs of them with her thumbs, fidgeting around.
>>7957419
...
>She takes a moment or two to think about it.
I'm so bad off that homeless people worry about me..
>>7957424
>She rubs her arm awkwardly.
When did 'as ever' start..?
>>7957438
Booker and Chin.
>>7957487
Is this an offering? Because no one here's going to eat that except for me, I'll tell you that much!
Seriously though, I'm hungry as heck and want something to eat. Please tell me that's for me.
>>7957514
You're not going to take all of that, are you?
Are you sure you can handle it?
>>7957518
Sounds awesome! Where is it?!
>>7957522
The first time I heard you, of course.
[Verse 1:]
It might seem shitty, getting really mad,
When Avafags think my speling's bad.
All of the Anons telling me I'm really gay,
Cause my avatars are from Anime!
[Chorus:]
(because I'm cancer)
Type some bad copypasta then oldfags want me doxxed!
(because I'm cancer)
Got to go on ERP and then start sucking cocks!
(because I'm cancer)
Gonna see a waifu I like and then post a kissu
(because I'm cancer)
If you're okay with that, then, you might just be cancer, too!
[Verse 2:]
I see some guy, call his roleplay shit,
And when they know it's me I'll just start a fit!
Well, now I'm dropping games almost constantly,
And I'm hated by the Community, here's why;
[Chorus:]
(because I'm cancer)
Piss off Anons just with my autistic screams and rants!
(because I'm cancer)
Smack your ass, point and laugh, while doing a Happy Dance!
(because I'm cancer)
Think it's fun threatening newfags with some bait for (You)s!
(because I'm cancer)
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably cancer, too!
[Bridge:]
Kick me out, can't no one,
Kick me out, I really just can't die!
Kick me out, can't no one,
Kick me out, I said
Kick me out, can't no one,
Kick me out, it's pointless to try!
Kick me out, can't no one
Kick me out, I said
[Chorus:]
(because I'm cancer)
26 Arguments Won with all my pointless hate
(because I'm cancer )
And Avas think I'm hosting when I say "First 48"!
(because I'm cancer)
Building my circlejerk while I'm at /Sanc/tuary!
(because I'm cancer)
Ruining good artist's songs with a shitty Parody!
(because I'm cancer)
Talking to my hugbox pals, not replying to the feast!
(because I'm cancer)
I would post with my avatar, while saying that I'm a NEET!
(because I'm cancer)
Like a retard no privacy, posting my damn face IRL
(because I'm cancer)
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, you're going to hell!
>>7957514
N-n-no, I'm fine with giving my fat sausage to you. Oh god, I didn't mean for it to sound like that.
>>7957522
Well, if it means anything, I thought it sounded great.
>>7957522
That digs real deep at home.
>>7957558
>rubs tum
>>7957530
Boy! Knew that trap would lure you in, so let's grab a grub and talk about that 6-month long movie plan we talking about shall we?
>>7957518
I'd say hire a secretary for that but do you really want someone to have to chronicle all these defeat letters?
>>7957531
I might need some help. I mean, Im hungry but I don't think I could make all this fit at once.
You wanna share this guy's sausage with me?
>>7957550
No no.
It looks delicious.
>She draws its length underneath her nose like a cigar and inhales its inherent aroma.
Really making my mouth water.
hey guys
i wanked to this
can i be a meme yet
>>7957602
>Ahri looks with hungry eyes at the sausage.
I've always secretly wanted to share some guy's sausage with another woman.
>>7957620
Post ur ava first
>>7957597
Man, set out traps like these more often and I can practically guarantee I'll show up. Most of the time, that is!
Why not? We've been putting it off for way too long. Starting tonight, we're going to get a headstart on it!
>>7957620
>Asgore
>>7957522
Of course not, sweetie.
I'll find your bad habits for as long as you need them.
>>7957602
W-w-well, maybe you should give it a try right now...
You know, like stick part of it in your mouth and give it a good lick.
>>7957656
He's already a meme
Post songs and guess avas
>>7957546
I should be glad then.. Most people who have heard me when I first started singing won't listen to me now..
>She crosses her arms, but it's more like she's hugging herself.
Believe it or not I sounded even worse back then...
>>7957558
That's because who used me to sing that is very good at making us sound great.. If he had used someone else for vocals it definitely would have sounded better..
>>7957560
They even refused my offer to help because no one wants pity from someone so...
>She just trailed off, she meant the start to be a joke but then got sad.
>>7957661
Sweety..? No.. I'm bitter.. That's what drunks are, right?..
>>7957687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PFdpQ-u8lU
>>7957687
https://youtu.be/RepkanJtgCc
>>7957687
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wWN6hZu9jjE
>>7957687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwvA3gIw5Js
>>7957687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIV3czRMEpI
>>7957700
Of course not.
I'm sure that you're kind, and loving, and underneath that substance abuse you're just a pure snowflake.
>>7957631
Right?
>She held it out to her lips, playfully tapping the limp meat-rod against her lips
It's like a rite of passage.
>>7957662
>Shrugging, she dragged her tongue across the other end, leaving behind a wet sheen as her tastebuds picked up the mild spices and smoked meaty flavor.
That's... Not bad. Did you make this yourself?
>>7957700
Then clearly, they don't know quality when they hear it, yes?
>>7957700
>Ahri chortles.
I doubt that. I still think you were a great fit for that song.
>>7957687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwBDnYj7plQ
>>7957651
Alfred my man! Without a shadow of a doubt, I don't think there'll be any headstarts in making this film at all. I don't think there's going to even be a film AT ALL!
Considering the amount of sausage-thirsty villians lurking at this time of day and beingindebt.... the films cancelled.
>>7957759
>A drop of sweat slid down the anon's head as he watched her tongue slide against the thick log of meat
Y-yes I did make that myself, I'm glad you like it.
>>7957759
>Ahri gasps, reaching forward to take hold of the meat.
It's thicker than it looks!
>>7957795
>Forgot image like an idiot.
>>7957700
>The chibi-Ginji trails along her path and taps her hips, with his stubby little hands.
>>7957771
...But you're talking to Alfred F. Jones? America? THE United States? A pretty damn good hero? What do you MEAN we're in debt?! We haven't even STARTED making it yet!
I know that I've been putting off the movie for a while, but I'm surprised it's cancelled! I can sort that out in no time at all, there's nothing to even worry about! Get outta here, man!
>>7957687
https://youtu.be/0RKF6gqCXiM
>>7957541
Dude, there are gyms practically everywhere.
But if you want THE best one, then make no doubts that Black & Brave is the place to train at. And I don't say this because it's my own gym or anything.. but yeah, it's a very, very, very good gym. I do all my workouts exclusively there.
And the membership is only 39.99$ per month !
So you know what to do now.
>>7957602
That's not funny, and as a matter of a fact you're a very, very, very unfunny person. My secretary does a great job collecting all the love letters from my fans, and that's the only letters I need !
Which reminds me I still have a TON of them to read. So if you don't mind, I'm gonna hop in my fabulous limousine, be driven out to my sumptuous hotel and have a well deserved rest in my wondrous bed.
>>7957856
Uhhh...
>Smolgore stuffs his hands into his pockets and rustles around what sounds like a few coins in one of them.
...Is 5G enough?
>>7957760
>She's trying to fight the smile growing on her face, it's a losing battle.
I.. It's just because people have different tastes.. I think.
>>7957766
It's one of the handful of original songs that I have.. It's nice knowing a song was made just so I could sing it..
>>7957831
>She ignores the hip tapping.. For a couple of seconds.
Is there something that you need..?
>>7957908
Well, then clearly their tastes are poor.
>>7957837
Not you! .....but technically you're way worse off then m-- that doesn't matt-- wait wha? You'd sincerely do it all by yourself?
>>7957856
Pshhah! Gah, man. You're something else.
You have yourself a fabulous night Seth.
>>7957788
>Unceremoniously, she slices the link in half with the help of her kukri and casually chews on the remaining stick like jerky.
Thanks a ton dude. I was starvin'
>>7957795
It's a little scarier up close huh? Let your tongue to most of the work...
Post Junko's dogs
>>7957930
I mean, well... If you don't want to do it, I COULD do it by myself. It wouldn't really be as good since I have no idea how the plot's going to work, but if you've lost the passion for it, I can do it.
I'm not one to have unfinished business!
>>7957941
>Ahri opens her mouth, about to press her tongue to it when Suz cuts it in half.
>She takes her half, then pauses.
Is it okay raw, or... Should I cook it?
>>7957908
I feel like if anyone else sang it... It wouldn't be as good.
>>7957941
>The anon visibly cringes the moment the meat log is sliced, having been picturing it as something else.
Y-you're welcome, I guess I'll be off now.
>>7957969
>>7958018
woah, what?
>>7957969
We need to find those dogs a new owner now that their mistress is gone
>>7957908
Listen here missy! YOU-ARE-NO-LOSER!
Yeah, I maybe homeless, and yeah I tried fishing for koi that one time because I was starving. But above all I still haven't lost just yet because I try. Trying will get you anywhere to what you need the most.
>The chibi-Ginji asserts himself.
>>7958057
They are all part of Junkos secret discord group
>>7958008
You should come eat and out with me again sometime.
>>7958006
Nah it's good raw, promise. You eat it with like crackers and sliced cheese and stuff. My dad used to feed it to me all the time when I was little.
>>7957969
Fuck Junko with a cactus.
>>7958068
>Kamina
>Junko
mhm. mhm. riiiiiight.
>>7957925
>She holds a hand out to stop her.
I think I've had enough compliments for one day.. But, you said you were feeling down?..
>>7958006
I don't think anyone could say for sure..
But.. Are you a singer..?
>>7958063
But you get help from your partner.. why won't you accept it from me..? Unless..
>She kind of takes half a step back.
You two are some kind of deviants..
Post favourite winscreens.
>>7958068
>>7958057
Can confirm
>>7958100
Post logs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
>>7958099
I'm pretty fond of this one.
>>7958068
I don't gargle enough cock yet
why aren't I in it
>>7958096
Nonsense. But yes, certainly. It's been far too long since I last saw my homeland or family, and it certainly...wears on me.
>>7958072
Crackers and sliced cheese? Interesting.
>Ahri draws a knife from her sleeve and begins to cut the meat slowly and carefully.
>>7958008
Anon, what's wrong? Where are you going?
>She cuts another slice.
I'm going to need some crackers and cheese...
>>7958096
Me? A singer? Well.. I can't answer that right now...
(Sadly, it's late for me, and I'm going to have to head out. Good night everybody.)
>>7958116
BITCH IT'S WEDNESDAY
>>7958103
Got u fampai
>>7958127
Just DM Junko and ask for an invite
>>7958061
Consider euthanasia for some of them.
>>7957980
You...you really are a hero, well Alfred I've got a go for now. But I can't stress how much you really saved me from all the work of creating a movie. Bye!
>>7958061
>Their mistress is gone
Has something happened?
>>7958127
>gargles cock
>>7958099
>>7958131
>gives that fox-girl a goodnight forehead kissu
>>7958099
>Don't have it on my desktop PC but the one where Nan gave Urotsuki blankets in RP and then RNG had Uro disguise as a ghost and win
>>7958139
Man, it feels good to be recognised as a hero to someone else. I am the hero, and you better not forget it! I'll see what I can do! Have a good day, Skullomania! I'll get to work on it!
>>7958103
>>7958099
This one is pretty nice.
>>7958099
>>7958162
>The Anon comes back, sneaking behind the girl and smacking her on the ass before darting away.
>The Anon also left a package of cheese, crackers, and a knife on the ground behind her.
>>7958204
>Wincards from Seth when?
>>7958096
Deviants? What!? No!! I flirt but I'd never reach his level of perversity.
....Are you lonely Haku?
>>7958205
Another favorite
>>7958129
I know how that feels.. Up until recently they'd come visit my apartment but..
>She stops herself with a sigh.
Why can't you go home..?
>>7958131
Ah.. That's fine.. Have a nice night..
>>7958099
>
>It's my favorite because it's my first.
>Haku.
>>7958216
>She jumps a little at the slap, only to be greeted by compensation and a hasty retreat.
What a great freakin' guy.
>>7958244
Fucking NEVER
>>7958260
I swear I won one of these games but never got a winscreen
>>7958267
>grabs ass from behind
>unlike the other anon this one stays, his hand cupped firmly on your rear
9.5 outta 10
>having dogs
>not being THE BIG DAWG himself
>>7958061
Did Junko leave too?
>>7958149
this better not be more gay shit about /ss/
>Found it!
>>7958245
>She seems a little caught off guard by the question and waits a moment before answering.
No.. Alcohol is my constant companion.. Plus I have a cat..
>>7958283
>That's a shame, the winscreens from it are cool. I know that feeling though.
>>7958287
>Long moments of silence is pass. Suz stands rigid and still, glaring out of the corner of her eye over the shoulder waiting for some kind of explanation.
>>7958131
>Gnight.
>>7958260
But...? Urgh...magic was what got me in to this mess, so it only stands to reason that I must replicate what happened to return.
>>7958341
The problem is I don't know who hosted it.
>>7958341
>Ah you fuck! I just spit some water just now, kek.
Good grief! At least you've got a cat to keep you company, Haku-chan. But did you ask me and Ban to stay at you place out of pity or... it's because you're lonely?
>>7958360
>the explanation never comes
>>7958440
It was LF who hosted that particular one.