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First for Nintendo rules, Sony drools!

>>7801474
>hugs back, the slightest hint of tears in his eyes
it's been 13 years...
surely they haven't forgotten about it...
r-right...?

>>7801479
r-really? what about melee hd?

>>7801530
thats it
>teleprots bheind u
>draws katnaa
lets see u ruyle when u have no hed!!!!11
>cuts off doggers hed
>marries ps4

>>7801530
OH MAN LOOK HE POSTED IT AGAIN

OH BOY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

^ (me laughing becase le HEGG SONEE is SO FUCKING FUNNY I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF)

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>>7801530

>>7801563
I always knew Nintoddlers were pedophiles.

>>7801563
Me on the left

>>7801542
Perhaps not anon. Smash run is reminiscent of Kirby Air Ride, so perhaps Sakurai has yet to forget about it.

>>7801563
Much better than cringe furry garbage.

>>7801479
>The excitement drains from his face when she attempts to leave, so he's quick to grab her by the wrist, stopping her in place.

....Hang on a second. It's not right to just tease a guy like that you know. Can't I just get an early release like those others did? Surely you can break street date for me.

>>7801563
>>7801577
Me on the right

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>>7801553
>The sweating increases as the anon continues pressing himself up against her, she happens to jolt her head in the wrong way and her glasses fall off...he-her mustache is still there so it totally still works okay?
Ye-Yeah, sa-same dude...ha-hahahaha...

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>>7801498
L-Lemme stop yah right there! U-Uhh... Bomberman! 'member Bomberman? 'Course you do, everyone remembers Bomberman! He's back, yaaay! And ONLY on the Nintendo Switch™, AND at launch! Not too shabby, 'eh~?

>>7801546
>It was a hologram.
>Tongue clicking.
Mm, mm, mm! I see you've defeated my copy! Heh, chu musht be showw proud~!

>>7801563
I could tell you a company 'r two that don't really have that~...
>Snicker, snicker!

>>7801583
FP is lovely, though.

>>7801591
>>7801577
>>7801563
Me in the boy's hands.

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>>7801583
>>7801563
>>7801530

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"Breaking news on ERPopolis News!"

"We've discovered that we can, in fact, lay eggs!"

"Which means that our Super Ranked Fetish, Oviposition..."

"Is still on the rotating fetishes!"

"That's all for now, until next time..."

"Staaaay fresh!"

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>>7801573
>>7801577
>>7801583
>>7801591
>>7801604
>>7801612
>tfw there are only 5 pics of these
Suffering

>>7801578
>sniff
i could only hope so...

>>7801612
Switch retard with dog and you're fine.

>>7801627
if only they had joysticks....

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>>7801627
HAHA!
SONY WINS AGAIN BABY!
MARRY ME PS4-TAN!

>>7801530
Sony does what Nintendon't?

>>7801630
Me too anon, me too. For now, I think I shall take out my old gamecube and play Kirby Air RIde. It has been some time since I last played.

>>7801623
>Tentacles
>those teeth
A dangerous lay

>>7801592
>He turns his head up to face her, still giving her that shit-eating grin.
Oh, I think you got something on your face. Here, let me fix that...
>He reaches up to her face as he slowly pulls off the fake mustache. He acts all surprised, only teasing her more.
P-PS4-tan? I had NOOOOOO idea! Man, I sure was rused!

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>>7801573

>>7801594
Bomberman is not a system seller. Sorry.

>>7801684
Kill yourself.

>>7801669
Owain.png

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>>7801669

>>7801659
if i was there, i'd play together with you, anon. i hope you have fun!

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>>7801643
Only if you buy a PS4, anon-kun~

>>7801663
>PS4 turns her head away...before letting out a low laugh and turning back around again! letting out a low laugh as she covers her face...mostly out of shame
Ha-hahah...ye-yeah that's right! It was I! PS4 the whole tiime! who would've guessed, amirite?
>The face cover slowly turns into a face grab as she sinks into shame...mostly cause her totally innovative disguise has been ruined

>>7801687
Bomberman is fine. But it's way too fucking simple for me to buy an entire system for.
I'm hyped as hell for Sonic Mania but even it is not worth buying the Switch for.

>>7801716
>>7801594
you two should fuck

Fuck my boipussy

Internet explorer Ava when

>>7801716
>The anon feels a little bad that her disguise was so easy destroyed, so he gives the PS4-tan a little hug to make her feel better.
It's okay PS4... You were cute at least....
>As the Anon lets go, he crosses his arms, raising an eyebrow as he kinda wants to know what she was doing in the first place.
So.... Why were you in disguise? Hmm?

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>>7801684
Wha!? But...!!! Erm...
>Switchy faces a moment of distress, finally remembering her strongest selling point. In a second, she clicks and unclicks her facial JoyCons, creating quite an adorably grotesque image.
Mmhm! Y'Can't do this on any other console!

>>7801645
Sony? More like, BALONEY! Hah! G-Gottem!

>>7801734
Psh, mama always taught me not to bring TRASH into the house!
>Sunglasses.

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>>7801734
Nooo thanks. I'm not a fury thank you very much,

>>7801761
>PS4 lets out a sigh and removes her hand from her face...she had it pressed against it so hard that there's a hand print on her face.
Th-Thanks, I guess that means so-
>When the anon brings up why PS4 jolts. She couldn't possibly tell him that it was just to shitpost Nintendo and Microsoft...that's totally unlike her perfect flawless self!
Uhhh....I waaanted to surprise my faaans...yeeeaaahhh....

>>7801796
Well how bad do you think you'll get X-BONE'd on release day?

>>7801796
That's just fucking creepy...
I think I'll just wait until next year, or at least until you announce something at E3, thanks...

>>7801803
kill yourself

>>7801803
I already bought a PS4, and I have a PS3.
But Sony-tan, there are just...
N O
G A M E S

Hmm?
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>>7801684
Wha!? But...!!! Erm...
>Switchy faces a moment of distress, finally remembering her strongest selling point. In a second, she clicks and unclicks her facial JoyCons, creating quite an adorably grotesque image.
Mmhm! Y'Can't do this on any other console!

>>7801645
Sony? More like, BALONEY! Hah! G-Gottem!

>>7801734
Psh, mama always taught me not to bring TRASH into the house!
>Sunglasses.
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Anonymous 02/20/17(Mon)16:46:51 No.7801803▶>>7801858
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>>7801734
Nooo thanks. I'm not a fury thank you very much,

>>7801761
>PS4 lets out a sigh and removes her hand from her face...she had it pressed against it so hard that there's a hand print on her face.
Th-Thanks, I guess that means so-
>When the anon brings up why PS4 jolts. She couldn't possibly tell him that it was just to shitpost Nintendo and Microsoft...that's totally unlike her perfect flawless self!
Uhhh....I waaanted to surprise my faaans...yeeeaaahhh....
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Anonymous 02/20/17(Mon)16:48:37 No.7801833▶
>>7801796
Well how bad do you think you'll get X-BONE'd on release day?
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Anonymous 02/20/17(Mon)16:50:02 No.7801845▶
>>7801796
That's just fucking creepy...
I think I'll just wait until next year, or at least until you announce something at E3, thanks...
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Anonymous 02/20/17(Mon)16:50:50 No.7801858▶
>>7801803
kill yourself

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>>7801660
A N I M A T I O N

>>7801803
>The anon could tell she was lying again, because she wasn't very good at it. At all. He gave her a little scolding, waving his finger at her.
PS4, shitting on Nintendo and Microsoft fans only hurts your image! You attract flies with honey, not vinegar!
>He crosses his arms again, and turns away obviously pretty disappointed in her actions.
Honestly, you're supposed to set an example...

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>>7801858
Why you gotta be so mean, anon? I'm just trying to sh-I meeeaan market (yeah that sounds better...) myself.

>>7801860
Yeah well...th-that'll change! I-It always does! PS-PS3 got a shit load of games around the middle of her life span! Th-The same will happen to me...

>>7801803
>I'm not a furry
I knew there was a reason I switched to Sony. Although it begs the question of Crash Bandicoot's existence.

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>>7801833
Me? X-Bone'd? Not at all! My fellow contacts in Japan will assure me a comfortable release date sales margin! Face it, no matter which you look, I ain't floppin'!

>>7801845
Fine! But just WAIT till we announce the pre-order bonuses that'll make you say: "Oh gosh I really hoped I pre-ordered that Switch console that's still really super cool and all the cool kids told me to do so!"

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Who called a dumb whore?

>>7801910
PS4-tan, why are there no games? Your control over which third parties get a port is tighter than your...
I don't wanna continue with this analogy.

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>No Wii U tan
>No Xbone tan

>>7801938
Bitch you were supposed to be blowing me 10 minutes ago.

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>>7801952
>xbone-tan
Looks cute, but is strikingly familiar to Rider.

>>7801935
Unless that pre-order bonus Metroid 5, I don't want to hear it.

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>>7801906
Heeey! Competition is perfectly normal! Sega and OG Nintendo where all about that shit! It's good for companies!
>Clearly she was just trying to cover for own need to shitpost, but hey, can you blame her?

>>7801924
Well he's a product of his time, animal mascots where a pretty big thing in the 90s anon! If it was up to me, It'd totally be super different!

>>7801941
Uhh...We-Well you seeeee...I-I have tons of games! Yo-You're just not looking hard enough is alll...
>Louder sweating.
>PS4-Tan wipes some sweat from her forehead as the anon questions her about the lack of games.

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>>7801952
I'm bussy babysitting nvidia sheld tan

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>>7801563
You can't convince me to buy a switch

>>7801935
I know a lot of things that aren't flopping, but I guess we'll just see!

>>7801971
And the games you have aren't even good either! You ever play Murdered: Soul Suspect? I have. I want a damn refund. And don't even get me started on all this Annie May shit.
>The old man yells at a cloud

>>7801971
Oh yeah... Consolewars were totally good for SEGA
Oh wait, no it wasn't. SEGA kept making bad decisions and had to turn 3rd party. Nintendo also created it's worst enemy, Sony.
>The anon clearly knew more than he let on. And he was only getting more sick of her excuses.
You really don't want to be like thos- ew.... Phone companies do you?
>He asks the tan, hoping that she'd stop this pointless bickering and do her own thing. He just wanted to play some Weeb JRPGs and be a happy gamer.

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>>7801965
>striking familiar

>>7802011
I'm still keeping you Wii U tan. You might have been a stupid system, but you had Smash, and that's good enough for me.

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>>7801669
Why not?

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>>7801952
Wii u is sexy.

A console struggling for love could be fun.

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>>7802078
Thank you anon, remember that I'm also will have the new Zelda game. Another reason to keep playing with me.

>>7802090
I'd comfort her while Nintendo kicks her away and "switches" to the Switch.

>>7802116
Well, I don't really care about Zelda... But that's also why I'm not buying the Switch at launch, so yeah.

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>>7801935
Can't wait to play zelda next week. Just got mine payed off the other week.

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>>7802041
Wait...you don't like Japaneses stuff? I think you're barking up the wrong treee, anon. Maybe you should go bother X-bone, she might be more up your...
>COUGH COUGH "horrible taste" COUGH COUGH
Unique...alley.

>>7802055
Yeah? Well that was Sega! I'm a completely different entity goddamn it! Without competition we wouldn't have some of the greatest consoles ever! Without it I wouldn't exist! without it nothing would exist! And without competition everything would get super boring, I mean have you seen shit like Pokemon? Sure, It causes some stupid shit to go down like all those constant attachments to the Genesis! But it also causes things like Sonic, Crash, Spyro, and various other Icons to come into existence, now tell me anon, do you really want a world filled with Pokemons? A world where nothing changes cause there's no reason to change? No, No you don't!
>PS4 crosses her arms, she also very adamant on her side of the fence...or maybe she was just being childish, who knows really?

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>>7802138
Exactly, there's no reason to buy a Switch yet. You can still play with me and have a lot of fun, right anon? We should play smash together...

>>7802168
If I wanted some weeb ass bullshit I'd go on the cyber and load up www.nhentai.net, not your jap bootlicking console. The new Killzone was the only good thing to come out of the PS4.

Anybody have the Wolf hunts for it's prey OW PoTG webm with the goofy hat?

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>>7802226
>shadowfall
>good

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>>7801969
Metroid? C'mon, Anon! It's time to look forwards, not backwards!

>>7802034
...Lood!

>>7802214
Hey! W-We're supposed to be in the same team, Ms. "Ended Production!"

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>>7802226
>Killzone was the only good thing to come out of the PS4
This call of duty tier taste.

>>7802168
>The anon feels a little hurt as the tan shits on one of his favorite franchises.
But, I like Pokemon...
>He really should have said that he was partly an idort, and owned a 3DS too. He frowns, now avoiding eye-contact even more as he turns away completely.
Maybe if you're going to be such an asshole, I'll just keep playing on my 3DS then...
>The threatens, pulling out his "New" 3DS and he prepares to start up Mario and Luigi: Dream Team.
Unless you want to start playing nice...

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>>7802251
Yeah don't worry, we are on the same team.
>Wii U tan picks up switch and throws the puppy into the garbage

>>7802214
I'd love that, Wii U tan...

>>7802247
>>7802259
Fuck you guys. Chapter 6 was elder gods tier.

>>7802214
but i can't play melee on a wiiu...

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>>7802338
Silly boy, you know that I'm not talking about melee.. stophurtingmyfeelingsI'magoodconsole

>>7802291
Just be aware that I'd love to smash your crotch, at the same time we play.

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>>7802361
T-thank you for buying my game last night. I'm confident that you can make it shine!

>>7802376
Cute console
Bad fps
6/10

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>>7802361
This platform is ordering you to immediately cease all action.

Recommended course of action : Suicide

>>7802376
I wouldn't mind playing some Bayonetta with you, Wii-U.
>Pats the spot next to him.
C'mon, show me a good time.

>>7802376
not talking about melee? well, i don't like smash 4 as much but i guess we could play that too...

>>7802376
S-smash my crotch?
>The anon blushed from her words, not sure what to say next. He didn't think that she could be so vulgar! Especially for a family friendly console!
W-Wii U tan, that's quite lewd...

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>>7802226
Well have you tried any of it? You sound like the kinda person that just waves shit off because it has an aesthetics you don't like, that's pretty shallow minded, anon.

>>7802267
But does it ever change? Name one main line Pokemon game, bar Sun/Moon that even dared to take a step out of the formula? Pokemon's the same shit, copy and pasted, just with new regions and a couple hundred or so new monsters which tend to vary in design.
>PS4-Tan shrugs, she's seriously just letting it all out
And Kaz Hirai all mighty! If you can't see that then you're just straight up blind! Alright...Whew, that felt pretty good. Alright, back on topic, Pokemon's formula is a product of not having any competition, now imagine a world where something like Spectrobes, or hell even Yokai Watch got anywhere and actually became Pokemon killers? Can you imagine the possible change? Can you imagine what the series could've became by Gen 4? It could've became a completely different beast! maybe something better then the samey crap you people keep eating up! Alright? Can you keep up with me here anon? Are you digging what I-...
>PS4 shakes her head and smacks her cheeks a couple of times...she got to far into it for a second
Wow...Okay, uhh...don't know what came over me there.

>>7802473
I refuse to try weebshit because it offends my eyes and my mind is as closed as a nun's legs.

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>>7802383
But I made up for the bad fps when you have a lot of fun with my games, don't you think? Pure quality.

>>7802390
Bayonetta 2 is an exclusive, see? A pretty good game that you can only play If you buy me, which you did. I'm proud of you anon...
>After saying that, Wii U takes a seat next to him and stares at the TV.

>>7802409
Melee it's a good game anon but I only have Smash 4. Y..You love me either way, right?

>>7802419
C'mon, I saw what you draw using the stylus on the controller. You are lewd too anon, we both know it. Also... I know that when your parents don't let you use your computer you use my browser to watch porn.

>>7802473
>At this point, anon was playing on his 3DS, only barely paying attention to what she was saying.
So? I don't care if it's samey, the games are still fun to me. A series doesn't need to re-invent the wheel to be good.
Just look at the Sonic series, Sonic Team constantly changes the formula, and all that did was split the community and ruin any sense of consistency and identity the franchise had.
And don't even get me started on Paper Mario and Metroid...
>Now she's gotten him rambling! He really needed go get stuff off his chest now.
And what about Call of Duty? That series was panned for being the same game, and the moment they try to mix things up the fandom goes nuts and dislikes a trailer just because it's in space....

>>7802557
... The revival of Wind Waker was good.
8/10

>>7802557
And Super Mario 3D Worlds... And Hyrule Warriors... And Super Smash Bros...
You were the best inversion ever made for me!
>Gathering his courage, the man leans towards Wii U and plants a kiss on her cheek.
That and I can watch Netflix while playing one of those gays with the control/screen.

>>7802557
>The anon blushes even more as she reveals some of his secrets. He tries to deny them, but she already knows.
Wh-what? No I don't! I just play Smash and Mario Kart 8! Honest!
....okay fine. But can you really blame me? You're so pretty, it's hard for me to keep it inside sometimes....
>The anon feels bad, knowing that what he did was really wrong. But he couldn't help himself.

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Right or left?

>>7802557
y-yeah, of course wiiu-tan! smash 4 is just fine... b-but you wouldn't happen to have gamecube on virtual console, would you...?

>>7802635
Left because I want to be the little spoon and he looks like he's super subby.

>>7802635
OWAIN!

>>7802694
Gaben lewd ava when?

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>>7802714
We already have this.

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>>7802496
Well have you tried opening up your mind a bit? Maybe you'll like it; who knooows?

>>7802579
So? You won't get anywhere by not trying anything new! If people actually enjoyed a series they'd see where they're taking it! Once again, you're example of Sonic team is a prime example actually! Sure some of the games were ass, but we got shit like Generations, and Colors out of it, and i'd even say Unleashed pros far outweigh its cons... but of course they shouldn't break too far away from the formula...like Sonic team tends to do.... You'd still be traveling around the region, and you'd still be catching Pokemon! But just imagine for a moment will you? Imagine a world where Sun and Moon happened earlier, and imagined if People loved it then, as much as they love it now! Pokemon could both be a series loved by all, and at the same time be incredibly varied with its main line titles. Oh my god, don't give me that shit, sometimes Change can fuck everything, yeah sure, obviously, It's a very risky thing to do, but it can also be an incredibly rewarding thing to do! Honestly, you're coming off as someone who fears change if anything, then again you people tend too fear new things.

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>>7802694

>>7802746
The day I play a nip game is the day the sensor in my brain picks up the weeaboo signals and releases a dose of cyanide into my body.

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>>7802754

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>>7802598
...Anon. I have Mario kart 8, I am a 10/10 console.

>>7802607
That's really flattering anon, you make me happy.
>Wii U proudly accepts the kiss, when he talks about how he can watch Netflix she cuts his words with a passionate kiss on his lips, slipping her tongue inside of his mouth.

>>7802631
Don't worry kid, that's why I'm here, to ensure that you are safe from everything... I am a family friendly console, remember?
>She leans forward and pats his cute little head, smiling warmly down at him.
How about we play some Smash then? But my.. own version now.

>>7802638
I.. I do not, c'mon anon. What's wrong with Smash 4? You don't like the new textures and the better gameplay? It has MEGAman!

>>7802746
I guess you have a point.... I just don't have very high standards. I just want to have some fun, that's it. Sorry for yelling at you PS4 tan....
>The anon puts his 3DS back into his pockets, and gives the cute console a little hug to make up.
I still love you...

>>7802791
Mario kart...
Score revaluation
4/10

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I'm gonna go play fallout NV and make a lesbian NCR character and then walk straight to vegas and then ragequit when I die to a deathclaw and then I'll come here and shitpost

brb in like a half hour

>>7802791
>Taken by surprise thanks to the sudden kiss, the male welcomes the display of affection and happily wraps his arms around her form, pressing his chest against hers for the duration of the kiss.
Hmmmhphh~!

>>7802816
>New Vegas
That was the game I wanted the least. Already pirated it, no idea why I still had it on my wishlist.

>>7802816
See ya soon, Poopie Paul.

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>>7802813
How about you come inside of my room and we reevaluate my score?

>>7802791
>Anon felt a little better as she patted his head. He was a little worried as she would be disgusted by his perverted actions, but he's relieved to hear that she's okay with them.
S-sure Wii U tan! I'd love that!

>>7802839
That pose... quite tempting.
9.5/10

>>7802791
n-no gamecube virtual console? o-oh, alright then...
better gameplay? r-right... i guess it can't be too bad, it has all these cool characters.
hey, wiiu-tan? where's the ice climbers? i don't see them here... do i have to unlock them first?

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(Around for lewd.)
(+Vegeta)

>>7802879
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>7802879
Have you thought about putting only the female avas in one card and the male ones in other?.

>>7802879
>he's literally that monkey
MY NIGGA STOP

>>7802879
>(+Vegeta)

STOP

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>>7802768
Buuut anon! Weeb games have lots of titty? Don't you like Titty? Are you...Are you trying to tell me you're just straight up gay?

>>7802808
I know I have a point!
>PS4 smugly brushes her hair aside...before the anon embraces her...her face proceeds to turn a bright red.
I-...Whatever, ma-maybe I went a little off on you, so-sorry...

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>>7802320
Anon if you had said 2 I would have agreed.
Chapter 6 was indeed good, but the campaign was pretty dull and by the numbers. Nothing it did hadn't been done better in previous entries or other franchises.

>>7802918
>>7802927
Why do you care?

>>7802940
Better gay than a weeaboo.
>>7802949
Maybe I just have shit taste.

>>7802892
>Screams for three and a half minutes while charging the final flash.
>>7802906
(I have, but I'm lazy with card making.)
>>7802918
(Frick off Frieza.)
>>7802927
(This is all of me capture you and set you free.)

>>7802940
It's alright PS4... I understand...
>The anon squeezes into her a little more, rubbing his head against her large bust. He looks up to her, giving her a coy smile.
How about we play some "vidya" then~? I'm sure that will make us feel better...
>He asks, emphasizing the "vidya" to make it seem like he was actually talking about something else. Which he was, clearly.

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>>7802940
>cowtits

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>>7802981
>not liking big tits

>>7802981
T. Pedo

>>7802993
>liking big tits

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>>7802974
(Woops.)

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>>7802981
>Having shit taste

TAPU LEL

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>He doesn't agree with your opinions and has tastes of his own

>>7803071
It's just called being the guy she cheats with, guys

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>>7803088
I said go away

>>7803076
>does a happy dance

>>7803097
>Slices your fucking pie

>>7803063
If what you think I mean is some intimate sex, then yeah! You're right!
>The anon smiles, still rubbing up against her large "graphics card". It was bigger than any of the other consoles on the market, and that was one of his favorite things about her!

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>>7803096
you go away slut

>>7803109
B-but that's lewd...

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>Install NV
>Auto setting video settings
>Sets for ultra-high quality
UGGGHHHH YES PEE SEE MUSTARD RACE

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>>7803119
Why her nipples green tho?

>>7803122
Go away, Paul.

>>7803071
>being this desperate to bait Kinx out
hi mecha

>>7803041
they're not in the game? oh... t-that's okay!
>the anon seems disappointed but still optimistic. he's sure he got his money worth! r-right?
i see sonic is back from brawl so snake should be too! how do i unlock him?

>>7801623
>>7801661
wholesome kek

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>>7803119
PEAR IS IS NOT FOR THE LEWDINGS

>>7803132
That's blue you colorblind fuck

>>7803132
>Green
Holy shit, DMG is color blind

>7803122
Fuck off underage

>>7803120
>Smothers it in whipped cream
Eat up, slut.

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>>7803132
because matching colors are hot

>>7803135
Lupin*
FTFY

>>7803175
>fellow underage
You just called yourself underage

>>7803158
>reluctantly swallows it all

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I'm the sexiest.

>>7803135
I am not a thirsty kek.

>>7802879
I need to hotdog the asses of every girl on there one day.

>>7803190
>Kissus the Mecha.

>>7803187
>he doesn't get the steve buscemi meme

sad

>>7803122
NV has 2006 graphics though.

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>>7803113
Ohhh wooow! I was riight!
>PS4 grins as she pushes the anons head away with one hand, and uses her other hand to unzip her jacket, and to slowly pull off her '4 the players' T-Shirt she was wearing underneath, before finally pushing the anon back between her breasts...although she was just pushing him into a single tit, right up against her touch pad esque tiny bra that barely covered her nipple
Make up sex is the best thing after all!

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>>7803208
>Implying TF2 and Fallout 3/NV weren't some of the greatest games ever made

SAD!

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>>7803148
>>7803160
I guess teal is more of a blue...

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>>7803220
>Fallout 3
>As good as NV

>>7803200
I get the meme but he's still admitting to being underage and can be flagged for it

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What's all this console nonsense I'm hearing about?

>>7803210
PS4? You better not be letting your ego get out of hand again.

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>>7803231
I deleted it

>>7803229
How do you do, fellow colorblind retard?

>>7803235
3 is better
That's still saying that both are amazing

also fuck fallout 4 that's gay
(I have not played fallout 4)

>>7803237
meme

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Anyone who posts a Steven Universe related image should really kill themselves.

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>>7803253
>>7803220
>FO3
>anything but a steaming pile of shit
NV is better on every level except the shooting, which is identical, and 4 has the best shooting by far.

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>>7803239
PC, you're the last person I want to get a lecture about ego from. Your ego is big as your pecs are gloriou-horribly shitty...so, really, really massive, and really really shitty!

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>>7803266
>He said, with an anime image attached

Woah there pardner

>>7803272
Kenny stop it

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>>7803192
(You'll get there one day anon.)

>>7803253
Don't act like you never posted it

>>7803283
[x] Touch fluffy tail.

>>7803266
Dubs confirm, Paul posting SU shit along with his usual diarrhea makes him extra disgusting.

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>>7803285
It's literally right there (post number >>7803231 for reference)

>>7803210
>The anon watches as she unzips her black jacket. "4 the players" was right! As she presses his face back up against her breasts once more, he reaches one hand up to gently rub his fingers against her touch pad bra.
So responsive... And so sensitive~!
>He jokes, still teasing her breasts more and more. He starts to get an erection in his pants, which he starts to rub up against her thick thighs.

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>>7803266
I love you Gudako

>>7803266
>>7803281
>Anyone who posts a Steven Universe related image with worst gem should really kill themselves.
FTFY

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>>7803291
>

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>Tfw you finally get to rp with a particular character

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>>7803274
Of course! That explains why you were dying to give me Automata after just a single flex. These overclocked guns got more POWER than you'll ever need.

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>>7803068
>Wii U tan finds what she was looking for.. a nice set of clothes to have fun with her owner. She walks in front of him wearing a bikini, very revealing and tiny as well.
Wanna play Smash now?
>She hops on his lap, sitting right on top of his crotch as she pats his cute head.

>>7803073
I know you, owner. I know exactly what you want.
>Wii U tan crawls above him, smugly smiling down at the man while she drags her hand down to his crotch to massage down there, trying to pop a boner for him
You want me to.. play with this, don't you?

>>7803089
I can't bet because that would be cheating, I know that I'm going to reach 11/10.
>She turns around, walking to the room of her room, waving her ass from side to side to tease him. Then she opens the door and waves at him.
C'mon boy, you need to review the Wii U

>>7803136
>She sweats hearing the question, rubbing the back of her head trying to think about something but there was nothing else to say.
I... we... don't... the game doesn't have Snake either.. Y-you can play with Bayonetta! Y-you love her or I'm wrong??

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>>7803332
>>Tfw you finally get to rp with a particular character
>they like fetishes you like

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>>7803325
Good thing I'm not posting pictures of Peridot!

>>7803284
And here I wasn't thinking I'd get horny tonight, jeasus.

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>>7803332
>But is Chat doing the ERP

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>tfw your biggest fantasy for a session will likely never happen.

What's your unfulfilled fantasy, /ERP/?

>>7803341
Absolutely…
>Replied the male as he felt his manhood harden at the touch of Wii U’s hands. Biting his lower lip, the male reached for the zipper of his pants, pulling it down and revealing his erection hidden behind a layer of cloth.
>His free hand took a gentle hold of her breast, giving it a squeeze before briefly kissing her again, but not before removing his pair of glasses, giving the female a better glance with his brown eyes.
Don’t keep me waiting, alright?

>>7803377
getting forced to give vegeta the succ.

>>7803341
>His young mind was going crazy at the sight of his Wii U dressed up in such a skimpy little bikini. He gasped as she sat right on his lap.
Yes pleeeaaase!
>He said with a horny tone, not even attempting to think twice about it. He wrapped his arms around the tan, pressing his face against her soft breasts.

>>7803377
To be loved as opposed to being used as an onahole.

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>>7803377
(Doing some kind of ERP as Ekko with another female league character, preferably Jinx.)

>>7803377
>>7803403
The opposite of what this guy said.

>>7803377
I want a girl like a yandere to slowly wear me down mentally by pampering me often and making me depend on her, but I noticed this place doesn't do long-term/episodic sessions very well.

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>>7803377
>None of my favorite anons will ever come back because I singlehandedly shitposted this entire community into the ground

>>7803377
I want to stop sucking at ERP

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>>7803377
>no threesome some Panty and Stocking in cosplay

>>7803415
Not since the /b/ days.

>>7803341
no Snake either? oh... n-no, that makes sense. he's a third party character after all...
>the anon tries to hide his frown as he's denied yet another character he wanted to play as.
Bayonetta's okay i guess... oh!
>his face lights up as he gets an idea.
i know! i'll play as wolf! he's first party unlike Snake AND he's more well known than the ice climbers! okay, wiiu-tan! let's fight as soon as i find him on this character select screen!

>>7803377
For the threads to be fun again.

>>7803454
Chat?

>>7803454
>TFW you think of Ragyo whenever you hear about Bayonetta.

>>7803478
>when people notice you
UNNFFHHHHH

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>When you're lewding an ava that you like but it turns out to be Owain

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>>7803377
I figure I may as well give mine since I posted this. A long running wg session where in between all of the lewdness, one of my avas gradually grows thiccer and thiccer, bulging then eventually popping/bursting out of clothes.

Anonymously post your top five favorite avas/players

>>7803475
This.

/thread

>>7803478
nope, just an anon!

>>7803484
F

>>7803377
Two highschool boys playing vidya late night. Leading into gay stuff from blackmail or a bet.

>>7803415
Find someone on discord. Coincidetally, I want to get into doing yandere stuff myself

>>7803502
DMG
Junko
Jinx
Morrigan
Shy gal

>>7803502
Kinx
Chariot/Mary
Iowa
Kawai
Mecha

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>>7803301
>It was almost like the bra wasn't there at all! The anon could feel her nipples! It was like he was really playing with them! and he sort of was! The bra was thin enough that it was like nothing was there at all! And the PS4s reactions set this fact in stone, as she lets out light mewls and moans as the anon rubs his hands across her breasts
Ahaaa! There we gooo...I-I pride myself in my responsiveness; yo-you're not gonna find an-anything bette-
>The console jolts a bit as she feels the anons cock press through his pants and up against her thighs, she lets out a little laugh as she presses her leg up against his penis, letting the covered dong really sink into her tights.
Looks li-like someone's getting excited!

>>7803337
Hey...HEY! I-I was....ex-experiencing an...er-error, yeah! an error! I totally wasn't thinking right! Don't let it get to your head you faceless cock muncher!

>>7803502
Velouria.
FP.
Shinoa.
Morrigan.
Jinx.

>>7803502
In no real order;
>Treat
>JustAnAnon
>Lapis
>Double!Jinx
>D.va!Jinx

>>7803426
Nigger you couldn't even do that right

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>>7803520
<3

>>7803502
Jinx
Jiro
Treat
DMG
Shy Gal

>>7803502
Nue before the meltdowns
Mizuki before Nue fucked it up
Ragyo/Elizabeth before Jiro fucked it up
Miyafuji before the autism became too much
DMG before Paul fucked it up

>>7803519
I'll try. Are any of the servers good places if I just want to hook with somebody?

>>7803520
>>7803521
>>7803526
>>7803529
>>7803552
>>7803567

>tfw not on here

>>7803576
Virra's is definitely the most populated one, so by sheer numbers alone that's probably your best bet

>>7803582
I'm not but I'm not bitching about it.

>>7803502
Kinx
Kongou
Mary
Hotaru
Morrigan

>>7803567
>autism
the "play my pantless anime girls correctly or you're worse than Hitler" autism?

>>7803592
>he's taking the bait

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>>7803521
r-rly

>>7803606
s-srsly

>>7803606
hi Mecha

>>7803607
Yup.

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Okay but really,hypothetically ignoring all the shit I do, would anyone actually unironically RP with me?

>>7803502
Uhhhh
Skala
DMG
Just an anon
Morrigan
Owain

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>>7803401
Careful, I'm a weak console, don't be rough.
>Happy to see his reaction to her bikini, she wraps her arms around his face and presses his head against her soft breasts as she begins to grind back and forth on his lap to see If her owner can pop a boner.
You need to get ready first, you know, I need to play with your joystick ~

>>7803380
I'm not going to keep you waiting, owner.
>His erection bounces out of his pants, ready for action. Wii U tan grips his dick very gently, grinding her smooth hand on his girth as she stares directly at his eyes.
You need to promise me to buy a new controller and a link amiibo, okay?
>She tilts her head forward, licking his lips to tease him.

>>7803454
>Wii U tan smiles seeing that anon finally found a character he wanted to play as but she freezes, thinking about it... oh god
E-ehmm... You are talking about wolf donnell? That's.. he's not in the game anon.. D-don't feel bad though! You can play as Wii Fit trainer! That's even better, right?

>>7803502
Junko
Morrigan
Hotaru
Iowa
Mecha

>>7803619
>kissu

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>>7803552
Love you too! Love to hear people enjoy my RP

>>7803619
>kissu

>>7803502
>Kinx
>Double!Jinx
>Treat
>Egg
>Owain (mainly because he's the only one around here who does Popstar Ahri)

>>7803630
Who knows.
A) Thats never going to happen given the fucking list of shit you've done
B) If I remember right you do stupid one liners.

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>>7803630
If you actually kept on topic and only ERP'ed, then yes.

>>7803567
Damn son...

>>7803607
>>7803625
Explain

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>>7803524
Uh-huh. I suppose experiencing an error isn't that surprising when you're only configured for 30 frames and seeing 144. You shouldn't be worrying about it.

>>7803524
>The anon was really enjoying her cute little moans! It only made him more aroused! This only made him want to be more rough with her soft mounds. Soon, he really started to get in there squeeze and grope them. He let a quiet grunt escape his lips as she pressed her thunder thighs against his erection.
I-I sure am! I'm so hyped to play some of your wonderful video games~
>He didn't stop with the dorky innuendos, and now he was rubbing his bulge even harder into her. He looked up to her again, giving her a smug grin.
Although, how about we change roles, and you play with me instead~?
>He asked her, grinding just a little harder, so further clue her in on what he wanted.

>>7803632
>His manhood twitched at the touch of her slender and delicate fingers, sighing in pleasure before nodding in response to her query.
That sounds like a plan… A Link AND Zelda Amiibo… T-That way I can unlock more weapons in Hyrule Warriors and… Ahhh!
>A gasp escaped his lips, feeling his arousal grow. The hand fondling her breasts stopped and proceeded to pull her dress up, aiming to undress Wii U.

>>7803502
Rinoa
Rei
Dmg
Virra
Luffy

>>7803662
The one liner shit was a meme

If I had to generalize it I'd say I do anywhere from 50-100 words in a reply depending on length of what I'm working with and etc

I've actually been writing a bit more formally lately, since I'm taking composition II

>>7803664
Yeah but that probably wont happen

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>>7803521
>>7803635
Why are you listing me? Just to suffer?
Thanks though senpai.

>>7803520
>>7803521
>>7803526
>>7803529
>>7803552
>>7803606
>>7803631
>>7803635
>>7803659
Now we need to see who is the most mentioned ERPer

>>7803706
Real talk that's part of the reason I think you should leave. Not in a 'get out I hate you way' but like...
I have quite a few friends with mental disorders, and 4chan really isn't the place for you if you're bipolar. It's probably actually fucking you up more than you realize.

>>7803685
Whenever another Strike Witch appeared and wasn't played exactly the way Miyafuji wanted, she'd bitch endlessly about "breaking canon" and "how awful the session was", etc.
Basically, as bad as fucking Paul.

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>>7803659
>>7803631
(Thanks mates.)

>>7803711
You're pretty good when you get off your ass and actually ERP.

>>7803735
>IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME

>>7803632
>He was really enjoying her gaming innuendos! So he eagerly followed her orders, reaching down to his pants as he slowly unzipped his jeans. He then lowered them just enough to he could pull out his cock, throbbing and dripping with pre-cum.
H-here you go Wii U tan!
>He was a little nervous about showing her his prick, not sure how she should react. He didn't know if he was big enough to pleasure her!

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>>7803377
I waaaant to have picnics again with Kaaaaat. Juuust like old tiiiimes.

>>7803502
In no particular order:
>Treat
>Justananon
>Hotaru
>Mecha
>Rinoa

>>7803632
he's... not in the game? b-but why?
>there's a look of confusion and disappointment in the anon's eyes as he solemnly picks Wii Fit trainer.
i... i guess so. i haven't even played wii fit but it's cool they got in, i guess...
>as the game starts, anon begins moving around and testing the controls.
w-well, i heard the gameplay is a huge step up from brawl so at least we can have some fun with that. brawl was too slow and floaty for my tastes so i'm glad they went back to melee's mechanics.
....they did, didn't they...?

>>7803727
>that one day where she showed up during a theme thread just to bitch at a guy for getting some details wrong

>>7803502
Mecha
Iowa
Hotaru
Mary
Kinx

>>7803735
HE'S BEING THAT MONKEY

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>>7803646
>>7803652
what the fuck
either you two are the same person or this is a coordinated attack against me

>>7803802
w-wh

>>7803817
>Hugs Mary.

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>mfw remembered this RP
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/4258975/#4260588

HOLY FUCK WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS LIKE THIS

>>7803726
Yes

>>7803817
I love you for real

>>7803817
I like how well you stay in character, deal with it painting midget
>kissus

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>>7803817
Watashi no deban da

>>7803827
I mean, you kinda got no one to blame but yourself you know.

>>7803817
coordinated attack you dip
i didnt post a list but you're on it 100%

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I'd be rolling in the pussy if I weren't so lazy.
I'm decent-looking and all of the single women I meet seem to take some interest in some shape or form
I'm in law school so you know I got them charismatic bants
But fuck going outside, ever.
My laziness is my crutch and I accept it wholeheartedly.

>>7803793
Legendary.

Are there any rwby fans or rwby avas?

>>7803890
We have all of them except Ruby, though one person said they were going to pick her up soon

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>>7803703
Heh, you are truly a playful man.
>Wii U helps the man, using her left hand to pull her dress up and reveal her bare breasts to her owner. Her nipples are already pretty stiff, she's aroused too, excited and hot to have an opportunity to play with her owner. Her gentle hand squeezes his dick, staring right at his face to see his reaction as she starts stro stroke his manhood.
And! You are going to get me a chocolate, okay? ~

>>7803771
Ara ara, you are already pretty worked up, anon. You were thinking about playing with me the whole day, right?
>When his cock is finally out, free to play, she arches her back and rubs her clothed pussy against his shaft, wrapping his dick with the outlines of her pussy as she leans forward and places her forehead against his forehead.
You have a pretty good joystick, top quality I see.

>>7803788
E-ehmm.. A-anon I think we should play another game, how about some Mario kart?
>Stuttering she tries to convince the anon to change games, waving her hands in front of the console.
S-smash is not really that good anyway, Mario kart and Wind waker are the console sellers. Or how about Hyrule Warriors, do you like that game? It requires a lot of skill just like smash

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>>7803878
Is that the...Macarena...?

>>7803890
>Rwby fans?
Plenty of them

>Rwby Avas?
TND plays Ruby but isn't really in the threads much anymore.
Fronk plays Yang
Hotaru plays Weiss
Blake plays Blake
Fronk and someone else also plays Neo
Want to say there was someone who played Jaune and Penny but can't recall who

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>>7803826
>hugs
protect me

>>7803830
but why

>>7803832
but im the opposite of being in character and STOP kissuing me!!

>>7803842
YOU'RE DEAD
WE HAD AN AGREEMENT

>>7803857
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>7803589
How does one join this discord?

>>7803827
It's kinda long, so I'm gonna guess - is it the anon that turns into a demon from best-tiddy Eve's milk?

>>7803945
Meidnabelle#0379
I'll throw you an invite

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>>7803940
jaa ne

>>7803940
Well, obviously not as mary, but as literally everyone else, top notch

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>>7803951
That was the OTHER good one

...t-thanks for reminding me of that

a-asshole

>>7803940
Can't do much in protection Mary. I'd kissu you too if I hadn't preferred hugging ya's.

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>ERP thread
>Only 4 anons are doing ERP

>>7803938
>People keep referring to me as Blake
Is it because she's my most popular around here or something? It's really starting to get to me and I want to know.

>>7803917
Chocolate? I… That can be done!
>The man replied with a smile before wrapping his lips around one of the nipples on top of Wii U’s breasts sucking them eagerly while his erect manhood twitched thanks to her touch. Soon enough, he was leaking small amounts of precum and began to move his hips forward, aiming his throbbing shaft towards the entrance of her cunt.
>After leaving her nipples completely wet, the man looked up at the console, his breath heavy thanks to the lustful arousal he experienced in that moment.
Let’s become one… I need you~!

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>>7803686
How abooout...you shut your stupid face! I can run at 60 just fine! And who the hell needs 144! that's just...just...COMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING!

>>7803693
>Aaand she was already way ahead of him! withen the span of a couple of seconds she already had her hand digging down his pants and firmly gripping the anons cock! And using the other hand to just pull down his pants, underwear and all! letting the cock spring out, with her other hand firmly attached to the base. She lets out a little coo as she see's the size of the thing! It was not all that bad!
Waay ahead of you anooon! Already got your dick in hand and eveeerything!

>>7803940
You pick sexy characters

>>7803940
i liked being gay on v-day
and messing with centorea with carrots
and trying to outrun pitou
thats about the only purpose(s)

>>7803917
>He let out an embarrassing moan of pleasure as she rubbed her crotch right up against his hard shaft. Just this feeling alone was enough to drive the poor boy crazy.
W-Wii U tan... I'm glad you like it... Ah... This feels so good...
>He said, his breathing getting heavy as the pleasure was washing over him. He felt like he could melt through the couch. It was really unlike anything he had ever felt before! And it was only the beginning!

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Sucy ava when?

>ainzfinallyerps.gif

>>7803992
I have no idea what else you would go by. Blake seems to be your most popular ava and if I recall correctly she was your first ava too.

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>>7804032
When I stop being lazy

>>7803990
hey im trying my best here okay?