HG Thread
Post your newest winscreen.
>>6085378
>>6085378
>>6085354
>You're my second favorite winscreen maker dude guy. First being Shion, since I actually won that game.
>>6085390
>huggu
>>6085340
>huggu
>>6085378
>This one, I think.
>>6085390
>just 6
Hahahaha
>>6085378
>>6085378
>tfw only 71 winscreens
If only I hadn't lost all the ones from /b/
>>6085378
>>6085378
>>6085378
>
>>6085401
>*blushu*
>>6085407
>
>>6085411
I'm dead Eggman-kun, what did you expect?
>>6085408
>>6085378
Wait, fuck, I meant this one. Stupid interchangeable blonde anime side characters.
>>6085445
>Just 6
Get on my level haha.
>>6085445
Wasn't me. I hate bragging about my wins.
>Eggman-kun
Moshi moshi Shitpost desu
>>6085456
How many do you have now?
>>6085438
>I am sorry, but I had to laugh a bit at your newest winscreen...
>Anyways... *Hugs*
>>6085378
>
>>6085451
I can't if I don't know who you are and how many express do you have.
>>6085456
Oh I know, I was just trying to bait that anon into revealing himself. How many overal you have man?
>>6085479
>If the game has a title I don't consider it default.
>>6085378
>>6085497
Damn impressive, mate.
>>6085501
>I'm still going to laugh tho. Anyways, to vidya.
>>6085497
Jesus, I wish I could lurk these threads as much as you do.
Where's Fyxe?
>being this dead
>>6085390
>6 with Kaneki only
5
>>6085505
Real talk. Shadow is pretty A E S T H E T I C
>>6085545
Taking a break, I hope.
>>6085548
Truth.
>>6085548
DARE
>>6085563
did kamina fuck you
>>6085548
Truth, truth, truth, truth!
>I'd host but I'm probably gonna host on /b/ in a little while.
>>6085548
Truth.
>>6085548
Dare
>>6085548
Dare.
>>6085548
Dare I guess.
>>6085585
>I started on them
>>6085573
No.
>>6085576
>>6085574
How much do you like Halloween?
"Dudes! I need a winscreen!"
>>6085548
Dare and Truth
>>6085548
Truth.
>>6085559
>Isn't he?
>>6085548
Gimme that truth, buddy.
>>6085576
Is it true that Sunny is a hoe?
>>6085548
>I'll take a truth.
>>6085551
Haise and Kaneki are the same person though, that's why the winscreens with haise (like the 3 superslam belts) are in the kaneki folder. Soundss Silly I know.
>>6085548
Dare
>>6085607
So win then!
>>6085599
>Hey, sorry about dropping you earlier, I had to leave on short notice
>>6085548
Truth.
>>6085548
>Truth
>>6085548
Truth.
>>6085626
"I'm trying my hardest, yo!"
>>6085623
Is it true that squid girl is cuter than otako?
>>6085548
Give me both
>>6085606
I'm pretty indifferent to it. I've never really experienced a real one.
>>6085621
In her eyes, yes. In my eyes, no.
>>6085548
You ignored me last time, so dare.
>>6085651
>True.
>>6085606
Halloween is great down here! Me'n me friends get a lotta Monster Candy and then we eat it all at once! We always get sick, but it's amazin'!
...Though Tori really, really wants us to dress as each other this time'n I really don't wanna wear a dress.
>>6085617
Do you and Nagato get along?
>>6085661
i dare you to suck me off
>>6085585
I choose truth instead.
>>6085650
Ya gotta be ruthless and mean! Nothing worth doing was ever easy, so be hardcore.
A Truth question to the Truth people:
would you want a ship? if so, from whom?
>>6085548
First thing I see here. Give me the truth.
>>6085624
>6 then. I'm not familiar with the source, but now I know
Are there more Undertale avas or have I been playing too much Undertale
>>6085675
I dare you to fuck off.
>>6085683
>I would but only if it happens as nicely as the last one I had. I don't have a preference as to who it is.
>>6085682
"Ha ha! I could be mean, sure! But, I do hope everyone remembers it's all an act. Wouldn't want my parents getting word of it."
>>6085697
We got another burst of them as of late. A little less than there were at /hga/ though
>>6085607
done
>>6085683
I'd ship, though I can't see Ruby with anyone old or adult anyway.
>>6085678
Do you support the cause?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7vzIXMLNHc
>>6085683
With any of the people I like here, not a ship but a friendship/antagonistic relationship to make things fun. Romance was a mistake
>>6085548
"Dare! C'mon, I can do anything!"
>>6085721
"Whoa!! I'm hanging that next to my Undyne poster!"
>>6085670
Well I try to get along with all my other boat buddies...so I'd say, yeah?
Well I mean...I've accidentally hit her horn thingies with darts a couple of times...I'm not sure if she holds that against me or not...
>>6085683
Pass.
>>6085697
Definitely the first. Maybe a little of the other.
>>6085683
No thanks. The only person for me is me.
>>6085683
>Hahahahahah no.
>>6085697
>Myself and Monster Kid just started playing this month, so yeah.
>>6085683
Only quirky ones work.
>>6085683
That's a good one.
I need a list of some people, because I can't remember everyone I've seen here.
>>6085733
I want a truth or a dare that doesn't offend me like this.
>>6085683
I shall not seek one out, but if someone should like to try with me... Perhaps I'll play along and see where it leads.
>I imagine most wouldn't try in the first place because he's a 3' 3" hedgehog
>>6085683
>I'm not sure who I'd choose, but as long as I knew the other person was okay with it beforehand, then sure. I'd love to see some more ships around here, as long as they're done well.
>>6085683
Yes, with food.
>>6085683
Relationships really aren't my thing
>>6085771
>>6085697
>Almost two weeks for me!
Alrighty.
here's a dare to the dare people.
I dare you to be in a ship with someone for the rest of the thread, no need for kissing or hugging even.
>>6085683
Wanting a ship is fucking gay. You should just let it happen naturally or it'll probably be shitty.
>>6085664
>>6085802
......
is that Rohan wearing a skirt?
>>6085761
She seems to be stressed lately so you should try to comfort her!
>secretly wants to watch the goddess boats bump rumps
>>6085633
>Don't worry about it man, it happens I don't mind, of course you'll probably think otherwise, I know I'd still feel guilty so..
>Passive-aggressiveness intensifies.
>>6085811
H-huh? But something like this is so sudden..
On that note who wants to ship for the rest of this thread?
>>6085683
Hikki.
>>6085811
Oh! I can do this one.
>>6085819
...So, you come here often?
>>6085802
>Ay, nice, I just hit two weeks last Thursday.
>>6085819
Nothing here happens naturally if you don't try, RNG fucks you over on that.
>>6085683
>I want to let the thread decide.
>Both my Avas are pretty hard to ship though and the one I'm considering is possibly even moreso
>>6085840
Depends, what's the conditions for it?
>>6085811
Easy
>>6085801
You came on to Patchouli pretty hard.
>>6085811
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
>>6085840
>We weren't really going anywhere so it doesn't matter.
You've got your best option standing in front of you.
>>6085811
>>6085878
Hey.
Ship with me for a minute
>>6085811
"If it's pretend, then, sure! So, who wants to date?"
>>6085836
>Just now noticed that myself.
>>6085851
>I was way too shy with the ava before this one, but I might bring them back later. Starting off easy, yo!
>>6085545
Around. She and I are taking a mini break.
>>6085834
>>6085838
A Good o'll round of getting drunk off my ass always cheers me right the fuck up!
>>6085878
>Wrong Tenryuu, boyo.
>>6085811
>>6085844
>>6085819
Back off. Hikki's mine. We're basically the same person anyways.
>>6085909
>fights you
>>6085907
Tell her >kissu from this anon.
>>6085811
Ship me with anyone
>>6085906
>I actually had to switch avs when I started playing here because in an RP setting, it would have been very, very annoying for everyone if I kept playing my original av from /b/.
>>6085878
>You came on to Patchouli pretty hard.
>>6085819
t. Hikki "screwed a trap and got the clap" Hachiman
>>6085934
Fine
go grab any girl that looks young enough for you
>>6085934
>>6085867
I propose Ruby
>>6085928
>>6085878
That's a new tenryuu. But trying to love Patchy was fun af.
>>6085943
>not coming "in" Patchouli
>>6085941
>My previous ava is a "meanie", and I didn't want to start off by looking like a jerk IC, so perhaps I know how you feel.
>>6085958
I don't mind, it's all pretend.
>>6085811
That isn't happening... my taste in women is specific.
I am back with a proverb, "A smart learns from his own mistakes, a wise man learns from other people's mistakes."
>>6085960
>kills you
>you like this
>>6085901
NONONONONO.
>>6085914
>>6085963
>Shit. Whoops. Sorry.
>>6085943
You heard me.
Is Red here?
>>6085827
For once? I'm right pretty much all the time, what are you talking about? Name one time when I was wrong about something.
>>6085844
Cut the small talk. I have chicks lining up to go out with me, what makes you think you're any more special than they are?
>>6085856
Maybe for you. I've always had good luck with RNG.
>>6085916
I am you but stronger.
And better looking, and smarter, and more interesting, and cooler.
>>6085947
I hope you get run over by a car you fucking twat.
>>6085972
>It's not even the personality, it's, well...can you imagine trying to communicate with everyone as fucking Temmie? Believe me, that would not have been worth the continuity.
>>6085811
...The only thing I would be closer are with my donations.
>>6085989
>dies
>my avas die with me
>my games die with me
>you die with me
>>6085992
Yes...
Always here...
>>6086010
Fucking 5 minutes ago in Pm you cuck.
>>6085976
gotta have dicks amiright?
>>6085891
Hey.
Ship with me for a minute.
>>6086028
60 seconds, on the clock...
>>6085819
You finally let it go with Mokou then
>>6085981
I hope you learned from your mistakes then. That sentence being one of them.
>>6085958
>>6085974
is just this thread.
so ok
>>6086027
What? Hell no, you degenerate!
>>6086010
Well, for one, I'm not them, and they're not me. And I'm freaking awesome, so, you know.
>>6085867
Oh my, it seems someone was quicker than I, truly a shame.
>>6085891
Haha, coming on a little strong ya'know?
>>6085991
Rika, I'll try to make it a easy one, just talk to me.
>>6086010
>ships with you
>>6086028
>>6086054
Looks like time's up. Thank you, that was a very nice experience.
>>6086010
How many "natural" ships you had then? If you don't want a ship it won't happen even if the simulator favores you with dank events.
>>6086054
>>6085811
Dare complete.
NEXT
>>6086061
Well then, Howdy-ho "lover"?
>>6086022
pégate un tiro porfa
>>6085930
Hehe, will do anon. Shes getting a lot of kissus lately~
>>6086070
I'd sooner go out with Reimu.
>>6086066
It's ok to give in to your deeper desires.
>>6086074
How about you ship with my cross eh? eh?!?
>>6085811
>No maids in the vicinity
...I'll pass and maybe hope for Izayoi to show up.
>>6086010
So does that mean we can ship?
C'mon Hachiman, don't leave a fellow MC hanging! We're good buds, remember?
>he raps his arm around 8mans neck and lets out a heafty chuckly
So, where do you like to go to eat? It's my treat tonight.
>>6086100
You requested service miss?
>>6086018
>Hehe, I see! Well, perhaps some or most would have liked to experience it. I understand how you feel though, I think. I chose an Undermeme character some might have less problems with, but that's just me being worried.
>>6086092
...I hope you meant with "your" Reimu.
>>6086097
Legion lottery games when?
>>6085930
Actually, here~
>>6086092
Haha, my self esteem is crushed by your words ya'know.
>>6086100
>
Maids huh?
>>6086070
It's true, no? I'm not exactly one for having relationships like that, but if it's just for another hour, give or take, I'm sure we could make it work somehow.
>>6086097
...God, and I thought I sucked the fun out of a situation.
>>6086095
....At this point, you're talking nonsense. A woman I truly need, is of noble birth, untouched by the world's troubles. A pure maiden, I would only care if their sexual appeal is not enough. Other than that, I, Jinkuro, would only have my deep desires with a pure maiden!
Yes, Hello. I was wondering if you can play that song again
>>6086124
>Turning her head around
Alright who do we got here? Dark skin and white hair huh? That's unusual.
>>6086136
You're not a girl but who says I can't change that, hm?
>>6086083
Heya to you too "lover"
>>6086084
>ni dinero tengo para una puta pistola
>>6086161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYoDw8uCmRQ
>>6086125
>That picture is fucking adorable and I'm saving that.
>Also, from what I've seen, most everyone here is cool with Undertale avas, especially since Chara/Alphys and Flowey are pretty constant regulars.
>>6086161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d22CiKMPpaY
Weon que wea?
>>6086136
Sorry. Not sorry.
>>6086126
I meant either of you. And that doesn't mean I'd actually want to, either.
>>6086131
That's more of Vulpus's thing. guy gives me the creeps...
>>6086141
Oh come on! I had to drag this thing all the way here, because Caesar loves sending a message.
Besides,Fun isn't exactly in the Legion's vocabulary.
>>6086141
Uhmm... "Hey baby, wanna interface?", l-like that?
>>6086162
P-please don't! I have Kaiko for that..
>>6086161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4
>>6086100
>>6086163
So what do you do for fun?
>>6086161
My Theme song? Ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHZyLdmW_xw
>>6086100
What's that?
>>6086024
I have no idea what you're talking about, and since I know everything you must just be spewing nonsense.
>>6086055
Huh? What was that? I feel like I heard something...
Hm, must not have been that important.
>>6086067
Yeah, but the question is can you match up to me? I mean, I'm pretty fucking great, and it'd be a pain in my ass if my partner was just a big let down compared to me.
>>6086072
Izaya isn't gonna be happy, besides, I'm not good enough for you.
>>6086075
Zero. Zip. Nil. None. Nada. And I don't really plan on having one any time soon.
>>6086102
You called me a side character last time, remember? What's with the sudden change of heart? Or is there something you want from me?
>>6086162
You requested a servant? Is there anything I can do today?
>>6086173
Flowey has always been around, though the other two are newer to my knowledge.
>>6086100
Kehehe.
>>6086183
Ha! My tendency is unmatched. I will not give up my dream of a pure maiden.
>>6086217
>kissu
>>6086061
I do try.
>>6086161
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WcSLb2phjDk
>>6086205
You're not funny...
>>6086161
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbLDPjobNW0
>>6086216
>That's what I mean.
>>6086100
All aboard the maid train
>>6086229
>those legs
umf
>>6086191
You are touching grounds you shouldn't just for some extra money, Reigen.
>>6086189
Then change into the butler costume, I have a policy not subject to change.
>>6086212
When I just walk in and servants spontaneously appear.
>Thumbs up
I gotta need your name firt, caramel.
>>6086229
Well it's good to have dreams at the very least.
>>6086205
Pfft, have I let you down so far?
>>6086185
>The Shrine Maiden just look awkwardly to her.
>>6086100
Hmmmmm?
>>6086173
>Glad you liked it!
>True! I am hoping to have an array of avas from all sortsa series, but that'll happen way down the line.
>>6086100
Screw it.
>>6086200
i make people final wish come true.
but living in my own way is fun too
>>6085811
I have time on my hands
>>6086241
I myself use to do one long ago. Just stopped using them for reason unknown.
>>6086170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvs8a_hOQo
>>6086232
Yes you do. May want to work on your aim as well, partner.
>>6086188
It's not in mine either, but I still know how to have it. All the raping and pillaging must suck the fun right out of you. Then bury it and piss on its grave.
>>6086189
...Well, it's a start. I'm sure you can do better, though.
>>6086205
I want you and your love, Hachiman-chaaan~!
Please don't be mean. I've been thinking about you all day and all the fun things we could do together!
We could go to the arcade, watch anime, talk about silly things and then have a slumber party! It'll be fun, I promise! P-Please don't leave me hanging like a loser!
>>6086161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW-scAdHc6Y
>>6086269
for a second I thought I was smelling something like burned flesh.
>>6086249
Zest is my name madam.
>bows
>>6086272
>Yeah, I already started branching out a bit with Doopliss. Probably gonna drop HT!Sans after Halloween because I feel like having two UT AU characters is overkill.
>>6086279
>Probably just got bored of using it, I assume.
>>6086243
.....
>>6086250
It will not be a dream. It shall be reality!
>>6086185
Ah.... I suppose I'll just accept someone else's invitation.
>>6086249
Yes Mistress Kanno.
>He leaves to get changed, coming back about thirty seconds later.
Better Mistress?
>>6086299
D-do you really expect me to talk like that?!
>>6086294
Using the Kobra reflex sight more often to help me aim
>>6086294
G-Garnet-tan! I demand you be my ship if Hikki doesn't want me!
>>6086269
Hot
>>6086275
>>6086269
>>6086242
>>6086217
It just keeps happening. Maybe the "maid army" isn't such an unrealistic idea after all.
>>6086316
post more legs
>>6086310
Perhaps it is your stove you have left on, Mr Anonymous. Mayhaps you should see if it's true.
>>6086329
You will never have shota butlers.
>>6086302
gay
>>6086276
You're a genie? well that's nice.
>>6086257
>She returns the look, equally-uncomfortable.
>>6086324
Have, uh. Fun with that.
>>6086313
Perhaps, I am enjoying your lil asgore, so from one fluffybuns to another keep it up.
>>6086161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PHDcCIHmDg
>>6086313
>It'll be neat to see who else you come up with, and knowing you're planning to stay a while! Also really enjoying your game.
>>6086329
>Lifts up the skirt.
>>6086299
Oi, do we look like the fiends or a bunch or raiders? We have standards you know.
What's wrong with slaves? Nothing I say, it's just like using robots like you guys do.
We make the wasteland safe you know. Just ask anyone in Utah.
>>6086329
Fund them well
>>6086328
>
>>6086329
Interesting fact. Maids in my homeland are expected to defend their lords and ladies with force of arms if neccesary. So your dream of a ''maid army'' is not entirely unthinkable.
>>6086329
Kehe, I'm already employed~.
>>6086230
Cut it out, cut it out!
>>6086316
I am sure good things are to come, at least your resolve is cute.
So guys where are the games?
>>6086325
It's no good for someone like you to be missing the point his hard.
>>6086327
Evening Subaru. You wouldn't want an old rock like me to be your date.
>>6086368
>Drags you to another place and forces you to a battle with a smirking RBRT
>>6086331
Away with you degenerate! I do not swing that way!
>>6086374
Now Fumi's dreams will be real
>>6086394
What is the point I am missing then Garnet?
>>6086388
Im working on a game for tomorrow, I'd do it tonight but I dont think its going to be ready
>>6086411
umf
>dies
>>6086329
Then I'll be the clever commander of the mice AND the Maids!
>>6086368
Janus in 3... 2...
>>6086388
It's maid and butler hour tonight, pal. Take a load off and get one for yourself.
>>6086354
>People really, really love smol goatking. I have no plans to ever drop him, hahah. Thanks!
>>6086355
>I'm down to two avs I want to do, one UT-related and one not. Maybe I'll pick them both up. Who knows.
>Thanks! It was my first code so it's still somewhat barebones, but the one I'm working on now will blow it out of the water. 500+ events as of right now. Granted, about half are variants of each other, but still. It might be finished by the end of the week. Depends.
>I hope you stay a while too, my man. You're great as Monster Kid.
>>6086394
Oh please! You're very...b-beautiful! Your face looks as if you're n-nine years younger!
>kissu
>>6086324
Just give it a try. What harm could come of it?
>>6086370
I won't argue with that. If Caesar does anything right, he certainly keeps his territory under control. But I'd stop at calling synths slaves - I don't resent Father for creating me or using me to do his dirty work. We've sort of accepted it as what we were created for, except for those that haven't of course. That's where the Railroad nuts come in to "liberate" them and all.
>>6086347
Yeah.. a "genie"
whatever you think, "lover"
I want to hug Nozomi and read cards with her
>>6086450
>Giggles
You remind me of someone I knew in the past, he even had the same look.
>>6086394
A rock? I live on one so you'll do juuuust fine.
>grabs by the arm and pulls away
>>6086403
Works everytime.
>>6086405
>Denys the might that is RBRT.
>Denys RBRT's salvation.
>Denys RBRT's laws
>>6086236
There it is again, I wonder where it's coming from...? Maybe I'm just tired? Well, whatever, I guess I'll go take a nap soon then.
>>6086251
Well, not really, but you haven't exactly shown be anything that impressive either. In fact, you're kind of boring...
>>6086302
You wanna know what Subaru, because I pity you so much, sure, let's go out and have a good time. But you have to pay for everything, and if anyone asks why we're together you have to say it's for a social experiment or something retarded like that.
>>6086445
Get off me
>>6086445
W-Who is playing their date simulators in this hour of the night
>>6086385
My resolve is but the mightiest of rivers in Japan! Let it be known, that I will achieve my dreams and ambitions!
>>6086324
Perfect.
>tacka tacka tacka
I heard you run an icecream business, bring me the best you have and don't be late.
>>6086312
Zest it is. Now, how good are you at cooking? Because sometimes I need more than just middle-class food from restaurants.
>>6086339
>s-shut up ;_;
>>6086368
>her face when
I didn't ask to see your "Mara" but now I don't have to order you later. Keep the wig and you're still in.
>>6086382
Eh? Then why did you show up with the rest?
>>6086435
You want to be the head maid? Depends on what you can do. Cooking, fighting skills, all that crap.
>>6086374
And today that posibilty just becomes more real. Fumi Kanno is the name of your mistress now, your name?
>>6086371
That's the plan.
>>6086445
>kissu
>>6086441
>I don't know anything about coding, but making a game for people to enjoy would make me feel pretty awesome. Dang, 500+? I wanna be part of that!
>Thanks, dude! There's not too much to him, so I figured he'd be something great to start out with. Glad you'll be keeping little Asgore, too. I didn't see much of Sans, but you probably did him just as well.
>>6086445
Get out.
>>6086475
Do you really think they'll believe it's a social experiment? No! Just tell the the truth! We're two guys and we're having a good time!
>he picks Hikki up in a bridal carry and looks him in the eyes
Well Hachiman? Where to first. We have a long day ahead of us, so we can spend it however we want!
>>6086500
P-Please don't ruin it for me.
>>6086447
See we do the samething to! It takes some breaking and whipping, but after a while they learn to accept it!
Everyone and their mother is a critic in the wasteland I tell you what! Name one faction that has good intentions and isn't hypocritical in some way.
>>6086519
I can do anything you order me to do even if it is something as easy as fixing a meal.
>>6086519
>She laughs in to her hands
I felt like it, I felt like it!
>>6086462
Really?
and who was that?
>>6086419
You missed me when tried replying to me at first. Work on that, soldier.
>>6086444
So I look 5741 years old. Nice try but you may want to sound a little more convincing, Suby.
>>6086464
>the rock removes to move from her spot
I can't remember having so many admirers. I'm not for laying on, lady.
Fate is the new Strike Witches.
>>6086519
>Enjoy it more
>>6086512
Then let me pass on some advice to you. The purest of all maidens is Ultron
>>6086519
You may have your maids all you wish, but the /ss/ will forever elude you. There is no hope. There is only pain.
im really bored i miss shitstorms.
>>6086519
Begging your pardon, Miss Kanno, but I already have a master I serve with pride and dignity. However I am open to the idea of serving you part time when my schedule allows it.
And since my full name is impossible for outsiders to pronounce..you may call me Flora.
>>6086555
What's Fate?
>>6086548
Oh he wasn't much, me and him were "partners" and he wanted to perform the same things you want, a final wish for everyone.
>>6086549
>he ignores her blatant insult
Blah, who cares about looks anyways? I sure don't. I'd be a hypocrite if I did. What matters to me is wisdom, and you have a lot of that. When I look at you I see a lad- I mean a rock that knows what she wants and how to get it.
>>6086519
>cleans your room at the speed of light
>>6086601
>kissu
>>6086549
Sorry comrade
>>6086529
>It's actually not too hard, just time-consuming. If you go to the HG sim site, all you have to do is go to "Modify Events" and it basically holds your hand from there.
>Ehhh, I don't think I can do "edgy" well. Maybe other people thought it was good, but I didn't think so. Gonna use him for Halloween tomorrow because it's fitting, and then that's it.
>>6086558
Ultron you say? Sounds like a man...
>>6086500
It's pretty hard to cheat on someone when you were never dating them in the first place.
>>6086534
No, that just makes it sound gay, we're sticking with what I say and that's final.
As for where I want to go, I'm pretty hungry, so how about you take me somewhere to eat, huh? If you try to feed me something crappy I'll never talk to you again.
>>6086638
If you want a Pure maiden i guess that a shrine maiden should be enough.
>>6086555
let me tell you why thats wrong ok
Hello friends! How are guys doing this evening?
>>6086655
go ahead fate avatar that belongs to kamina #9034853490
>>6086664
>pure shit
but that's Junko
>>6086642
Whoa Hikki. I know you are hungry for cock, but you'll scare Subaru away like this.
>>6086623
>I'll have to look into it sometime. Could take some of my time away while waiting for friends to come home from work.
>Hope to play with ya tomorrow, dude! I might be around.
>>6086618
>kissus back
Don't you think we're going a little too fast Garnet?
>>6086642
Your wish is my command. I know this amazing place that you'll love!
>Subaru takes Hikki with him to WcDonalds, a place only true friends and devoted couples would go to. The line is fairly short, so they only have a limited time to decide what they want
Since I'm paying I get to decide what you get, and I think a kid's meal is the best thing for a guy like you, wouldn't you say?
>>6086661
"Friends" is a bit presumptuous, isn't it? I'm quite fine, though a bit bored.
>>6086544
Don't feel like it anymore if you aren't interested, recruiting maids is a serious business.
>>6086543
Ohooh? You're asking me to push you a little more then?
>>6086556
Oh look, it is one of my fantasies again.
>>6086560
>There's that kid butler from hellsing around, I-I still have a chance.
>>6086604
Is that you Aali? Because that android did the same thing a long time ago.
>>6086564
The deal was to serve me for one day, Flora. If you can mannage that we're good and I'll let you go back to your current master.
>Hands a to-do paper listing all kinds of tasks
>>6086555
No it's not. Every single Fate character is just Kamina being a literal autistic nigger faggot as usual.
>>6086394
Garnet! Tell me my future again, please.
>>6086447
A lot of things.. Like me sounding stupid.
>>6086519
Ice cream business..? I don't have a business like that but I shall bring you my favorite kind Mistress.
>He bows and leaves for his personal freezer, returning with a glass bowl filled with vanilla ice cream with a spoon, the ice cream looks extremely normal but looks can be deceiving.
Here you are Mistress.
>>6086654
No! A shrine maiden is not of noble birth, and... there would be problems.
>>6086664
Absolutely not!
>>6086690
>throws a bottle of grilled Dr. Pepper at your head
WHORE
>>6086697
but that's what makes it the new strike witches
Good evening, everyone! Have you all taken the time to make sure you've had a decent amount of nutrition in your diet today?
>>6086697
that literally was strike witches
>>6086690
>Hellsing kid Butler
>Into women
I'm so sorry.
>>6086690
>She reads down the list in a few seconds, a dissapointing look on her face becoming more obvious
....Is that it? No disrespect ment, Mistress, but this is hardly enough to keep me occupied for a lazy sundaymorning.
>>6086690
Nah. That's not me at all.
>>6086661
Well I just managed to mutually embarrass my enemy, so I don't know what that counts as.
...I got ere, like, not long ago at all.
>>6086707
Dooon't need it.
>>6086726
Oh, but you DO! Having a healthy diet ensures a healthy lifestyle! Don't you want to live for as long as you can?
>>6086707
Of course not.
>>6086595
i wish him good luck in that
>>6086714
>>6086690
>kid butler
>>6086690
Awwww, aren't you a boring human.
>She throws her arms out and kinda just explodes in to a mist before reforming, now in an entirely different outfit.
>>6086601
Well you wouldn't be wrong on that. Guess I could humor you since it's not a real date. Could really go for kicking someone's butt in the arcade right now. Seems like you got one though.
>>6086699
It's not good to know everything, Kaito. Maybe wait another week for that. If you live.
>>6086661
So you already consider us friends. I'm good right now.
>>6086707
Sounds like a thing I don't need.
>>6086677
O-Oh.
>>6086701
Those two are about the best you will find here. Ultron being a demi god that could crash this place itself and Eggman-kun the local god.
>>6086747
Why not? Surely nothing could be important than caring for yourself, right?
>>6086757
Is that so? Why not? It's dangerous to not take immediate care of your body.
>>6086707
Of course. One of the many keys to the ultimate body is a sensible diet.
>>6086742
No I don't. At this point my body doesn't really care as long as SOMETHING gets in me.
>>6086687
I'v made a few friends here and there. Though this is the first time I'v seen you around.
>>6086726
The one that has no interest in anything? How did you do it?
>>6086757
It's not like I ever considered you guys enemies in the first place. Considering most of you have the power to kill me on a whim, I should be thankful.
>>6086678
What's gay about getting a free meal? Besides, I'm not actually going with him.
>>6086686
>Hachiman is nowhere to be seen. It looks like he has already abandoned Subaru on the account of him being a raging homosexual.