HG thread
>>6083555
Nah, really. I am just dealing with some crap. It ain't anything deep. Anyway, gotta name I can call you? Because I am really tempted to call you Hatty.
>>6083573
>"This guy is a total fuckboy. I mean, just look at him. Not to mention he looks like a John. Well, his face looks like one."
My name is Jill. Am I guessing that your name is... John?
What the fuck Korea
>>6083588 (Adrian)
Well, uh, that's 'cause I think it's just me'n Tori that're like that.
>>6083646
No. Call me Soviet. Nice to meet you Jill. Why did you think John? I thought accent would give away I am not American
>>6083652
That is fucked.
>>6083565
O-Oh you can talk? Heh. I had pressing matters to attend too but I thought I'd just relieve some stress for a moment. You want some bread? Don't fret! It's good you should try some of my bread.
>>6083588
Oh th--...
Wowee never thought I'd meet the famous American jazz musician, Adrian Rollini.
>>6083607
Well I'm glad you have them then, it would be less androidy around here, haha.
>>6083559
Always.
>>6083590
>>6083680
No, it's just that foolish flame-wielder's rabble.
>>6083646
You'll do no such thing!
I am Ariel. Ritual master and daughter of the Gishki Tribe's ruling family.
>>6083652
ANIME PLOTS ARE FINALLY REAL!
>>6083544
And i am the guy that kicked it sky high. Nice to meet you profligate.
>>6083607
Listen you walking husk, you should be happy it's me they sent and not someone else. Im actually being honorable about this whole thing and giving you time to prepare, if this was the NCR they would have sniped your head clean off. But here you are insulting my uniform.
Either way, we have experience handeling tech jockeys like the brotherhood so it's not like it's a huge problem. I mean if the NCR can overrun Navarro...well everything is fair game!
>>6083652
No one cares.
YU MOVE, HG
24 or 36?
>>6083652
GODDAMMIT! NORTH AND SOUTH ARE ALMOST THE SAME JUST WITH DIFFERENT REASONS
>>6083729
12 worst nep
Hello!
>>6083729
36 sounds good. I'm itchin' for a good fight.
>>6083729
24, to be safe.
>>6083693
NCR is better. Met a cool Ranger too.
>>6083743
>worst
>>6083659
Ah, so you aren't the only one of your kind? I swear, everyday this place surprises me.
>>6083678
Hey, you know who I am! Not many people do nowadays. Mind if I ask how you got to know me in this age?
>>6083729
>24 is fine boyo
>>6083729
>>6083713
GAME IS PLAYING
>>6083686
Is magic really this hard to learn..?
>>6083770
Could you play a song while we wait
First 24
25th entry dies.
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>>6083809
Vampy
>>6083809
>Erases post
>>6083809
Reigen Arataka
>>6083809
Littletale Asgore
>>6083809
Odd
>>6083809
Sorceress Rinoa
>>6083809
Kirigiri
>>6083809
Furry porn
>>6083809
Adrian Rollini
>>6083794
They have an innate awareness of it. There's a pull of sorts, according to Eria.
>>6083809
Gishki Ariel
>>6083809
Capra Demon
>>6083809
Decanus Alexus
>>6083760
Only cool ranger is a dead one.
>>6083809
Kaito
>>6083809
Sexy image
>>6083809
Dark jokes guy
>>6083809
Charlie Sheen
>>6083809
Sanae Kochiya
>>6083809
Blue!
>>6083745
Hey what's up? Allow me to formall-- let's skip that ahead of time.
>>6083770
You see I'm quite a connoisseur in this sorta' stuff...I love music especially jazz.
>>6083809
Plain bread chan
>>6083809
Schrodinger
>>6083809
Alphys
>>6083809
Yagyuu
>>6083673
>"His name is Soviet... can I just say how dumb that name is?"
("Could be an online tag name. We've dealt with those kinds of people before.")
>"True, but he could have gone with a cooler name."
("I won't argue there.")
The reason I called you a John, is because you have that face. Y'know, the John face. Doesn't matter which race you are, some just can't escape the John face.
>>6083686
>"Nice exposition. What are going to do next, go slay a demon lord?"
>She raises an eyebrow at this Ariel girl.
("Note, make sure to mentally keep
Hatty... for future reference.")
Nice to meet you Ariel. Name's Jill, ruler of an apartment.
>>6083809
Jill Stingray
>>6083809
Saihara Shuichi
>>6083809
Rin Kaga and uncle Daikichi
>>6083809
Gilgamesh
>>6083865
FUCK IT'S GIF
>>6083809
Gaunter O'Dimm
>>6083809
FRANK HORRIGAN
>>6083809
Filia
>>6083809
Comrade Soviet
>>6083809
Shalashaska
>>6083809
Fio Germi
>>6083809
Akatsuki
>>6083809
Lilo
Hunger Games?
GAMES?
Instead of being active and playing games, why just don't all of you just go and eat some candy?
>>6083871
You mean like a plain and boring face right? That what you mean?
>>6083894
>places plate of ham and cheese sandwich
>>6083919
ill stick to my scotch and a game, but thanks for the offer weirdo.
>>6083919
But that is boring
>>6083924
>does not bother with it since she got her own in her basket
>>6083919
>He blinks.
...Who are you, mister?
>>6083838
I'm guessing that's rare? I probably don't have something natural like that.
I a-apologize for the delay but computer froze and il also have to deal with delivery soonish. I-I promise, the game will be up!
>>6083809
Ryota Mitarai
>>6083845
Kaito! How are you?
>digs a hole in the ground and covers it with leaves so Hostaflop can fall into it
>>6083954
I just wanted to be nice
>>6083955
Greetings Asgore
>>6083919
Please marry me.
>>6083919
What If I do both? Cause, that sounds like the best thing to me.
>>6083972
What kind of evil, sick, heartless man would do such a thing?
>>6083799
What song would you like?
>>6083866
Ah, then you must know much about my many bands and bandmates. Can I have a name?
>>6083919
>shows her empty candy bucket
I want some candy!
>>6083974
Huh? are you talking to me?
>>6083919
...you literally have cancer man.
>>6083873
Reverse trap
>>6083997
How good can you play that saxophone?
>>6084000
Yes.
>>6083871
>She bows, slightly and stiffly, holding her staff close to her for the gesture.
Likewise, for as...distracted as you keep looking.
...A what?
>>6083919
I already have some that I make use of.
>>6083959
There's only six of those...Charmers.
>She practically spits the term out.
So of course it's rare.
>>6083974
Hi Soviet! How are'ya?
>>6084009
If that ends up happening then I have a new waifu.
Futafags should kill themselves
>>6084040
Have you heard "his" voice yet? It's pretty obvious
>>6084027
Okay? what do you mean?
>notices the sandwiches
oh, are these yours? yeah sorry, but I can't take food from a total stranger, due to the high chances of poison being in the food.
>>6084030
Doing alright right now. You?
>>6084044
>He ia talking about you Adrian
>>6084044
Agreed.
>>6084044
i agree
>>6084044
Oh, thought that said furfags. Nevermind~!
I want to fuck Furry Porn's tits.
Ok Who's ready!
also could the dad and girl please step forward to the guillotine please?
>>6083997
Well of course!
>He whips out a slice of bread and writes his signature.
My name is Plain Bread Chan a student of the prestigious Holy Sphagetti Academy, it's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Rollini. You must be a well rounded guy to contend in this Arena, who's to say musicians can't score a shot at combat.
>>6083924
Nah, you just look like a John. Plain and simple.
("I wonder what Fore is doing right now... maybe laying on the table as always.")
So, why are you talking to me? I don't really have anything you know?
>>6083919
("Note to self... pick up some candy later. Definitely need to do that.")
>>6084028
An apartment. Y'know, it's a building complex for people who don't have the actual money to spend on house.
("It's also the worse thing ever, since I don't have a bed... god damn was Alma bed comfortable as hell.")
>>6084057
Got to be safe and aware. So how are you today?
>>6084079
Ready to go. You ready, Rinoa?
>>6084090
I'm fine, I'm sorry but I have a mission to focus on.
>>6084088
Just want to meet some new people
>>6084104
Good luck with that mission then
>>6084079
I accept this challenge.
>>6084059
I'm doin' alright.
>Except I got caught in a thunderstorm and got absolutely fucking drenched while walking to my dorm.
>>6084079
Let's fight!
>>6084079
Ready!
>>6084092
Ready as ever Oddball
>>6084088
Hmh. An interesting concept, but I can't say I've ever heard of it...perhaps a bit more compact than an actual home?
>>6084076
L-lewd..
>>6084027
I've been playing it for quite a while, since I was 16 years old to be exact.
>>6084044
>no u
>>6084082
Alrighty Mr.Chan, it's also real nice to meet a fine of mine that is still alive. You are right about that, my instruments make some very nice weapons.
>pats bass sax
Is it shitty to have roomates?
does any sexual tension builds whatsoever?
>>6084133
Great. Same here
(That sucks. I assume you are dried up now, right?)
>>6084178
are you gay?
>>6084142
Vampy a cute
>>6084178
>A tiny bit, and what the fuck?
>>6084181
>Mostly. My hair is still damp but I changed clothes so I'm fine now.
>>6084175
I wonder if I can summon someone with you.
>>6084189
Past you?
>>6084199
Tell me about your underground world comrade
>>6084189
Hm? What does luck have to do with this?
>>6084213
You DARE?
>>6084213
Well THAT was Odd...
>>6084145
Alright, let's get this show on the road!
>>6084213
He won't be joking much longer. That's all I'm saying.
Go say hi to ERP>>6083618
>>6084197
Thank you anon!
>one of her tails begins wagging
>>6084213
Time to get some candy.
>walks away while happily humming and swinging her candy bucket back and forth
>>6084178
A little bit... but that's only me.
>"A little she says..."
("Fuck off.")
>>6083966
Huh? Oh I'm fine, just a little busy.
>>6084028
Oh? Then who's the water charmer? And what's the problem with them?
>>6084213
>>6084224
Haha, at least it was a long fight huh? Ah.. That's just because I'm a durable guy.
>>6084240
>>6084213
Ah, dont feel bad. He had it coming.
>>6084220
Well, uh, there's a lotta monsters...'cause we're all down there, and stuff. There's this snowy place and a damp place with a lotta water and weeds, and a really hot place with lava, and, uh...yeah. There's, like, no sun and it's always kinda depressin' which I hate, but at least we got flowers!
>>6084266
Oh, ok I'll come later!
>>6084269
>>6084278
And so did he! Poor sap never stood a chance.
>>6084266
Annoyingly so.
Hmh. My sister, Eria, who they stole from me.
>>6084269
Eria...Emilia...Avance....
>>6084269
>Blue wonders which of her campmates she should eat first
>Sexy Image and Charlie Sheen seem the most meaty
>>6084213
Time to get this show on the road!
>>6084220
Summon? Now, I don't wanna mess around with all that voodoo stuff.
>>6084269
>>6084288
Pretty dynamic place. What kind of monsters are there? Are they about as nice as you?
>>6084278
Hey my Jokes are not that bad, like What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.
>>6084310
Damn. Then play a nice relaxing song
>>6084269
Welp, that didnt last long...
>>6084311
>Kirigiri has no meat on her
>But she does constantly mumble about a "Naegi-kun" annoyingly in her sleep
>>6084269
Satan's laughing with delight as we lit the sacrificial rite, warriors prepare for the THIRST OF THIS BLOODY NIGHT! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
>>6084311
....sleep.
>>6084344
Begone! The lot of you!
>>6084311
Oh, I know some ghosts! There's Blooky, who's always kinda sad but he really loves his music, and then his cousin Other Blooky whose really dramatic n'stuff, and...!
>Asgore completely misses the point of what a ghost story is about.
>>6084317
There's a lotta different monsters! Me'n Tori are kinda like goats, Papy and Sansy are skeletons, Undyne's kinda like a fish, Alphy's a lizard, Muffy's a spider, Blooky...
>Asgore talks for the next 15 minutes about everyone he knows in the Underground.
>>6084344
Finally starting to learn why Ulrich likes these.
>>6084344
>>6084220
Yeah, the me that was a lot more unsociable. I'm still a little bit... but not as much anymore.
>>6084224
Because the only apartment I can afford, happens to be a really shit apartment. Can't even fit a bed in it.
>>6084311
>"You really need to stop thinking about her."
("How can I not? Her anniversary is coming up, am I going to celebrate it like I always do.")
>>6084364
>Fuck off.
>>6084290
Huh? No it's fine, it's just slow.
>>6084303
Wait wait, so I was close? Hmm.. But you say they stole her because she goes around helping people?
>>6084344
HSA WINS AGAIN! Don't mess with the best losers.
>>6084373
What's wrong?
>>6084344
I felt sorry for those bandits. They weren't expecting a vampire to ruin their fun.
>>6084410
That was... let's just not talk about it.
>>6084413
my health after I fucked your mom without dick protection
>>6084410
cure for migrane anyone
>>6084416
Nor I, for that matter. The fools.
>>6084375
Let me handle this.
>>6084410
>>6084424
Talk about what?
>>6084384
She left us in the still of the night, and it was months before she ever wrote past.
...She never asks us how we are. She only ever talks about them. Especially that fool of a fire-charmer.
>>6084446
I'll be the lead singer!
>>6084410
Hey, I need that! Come back!
>He chases after them...
>>6084446
>...and gets it back.
>>6084410
Not like you mattered at all in the first place savage, I'll just do the world a favor and put you out of your misery. Don't mess with the best.
>>6084369
You are improving. Just don't be too scared. Some people here are nice and will take you as their friend.
>>6084359
>Soviet nods and pretends to pay attention to what the goatman is saying and lets him rabble on about the underground denizens
>>6084446
Don't ask me to play Stairway to Heaven.
>>6084451
That's the spirit!
Anything you despise from someone you like?
>>6084464
I ain't scared, I just don't bother with it. But, guess you're right... John.
>>6084484
>"You just wanted the easy way out didn't you?"
("Hell yes.")
>>6084484
No problem here!
>>6084464
...And finally, Woshua is like a turtle-thing with a bird! They're all really cool and nice and I hope the humans will feel the same about us when we get back'ta the surface!
>>6084484
>He obliterates them with fire magic.
...That was awesome!
>>6084502
>Blue decides not to eat Goat Boy.
>At least not until she can get the right herbs
>>6084451
They reminded me of the bandits that try to break into my home every now and then.
>>6084502
Shouldn't have started something you couldn't finish.
>>6084451
>sorry I'm going for a bit, but I like watertsun.
>>6084530
Well, fudge.
>>6084502
>>6084523
Yeah, at least I fought until the end.
>>6084505
I don't despise anything about Okarin. He's a handsome man. Very smart too. I wish I could kiss him non-stop.
I most be the only one who is glad Vino is gone.
>>6084507
Soviet. Remember me by the Russian accent and military gear comrade.
>>6084515
Yeah I hope so too. For advice try going there yourself and be a diplomatic king with the people so they could trust you
>>6084473
What ARE you on about?
>>6084369
>She groans, rubbing at her back
Your poor woman. I've only just become aware of that little agony.
>>6084484
You would dare to attack me!?
>>6084502
YOU...BLASTED...!
>>6084523
They only reminded me of the mindless brutes that thing it's a good idea to pillage my lands.
>>6084537
>It's more supposed to be waterkuu. But have fun.
>>6084505
Soviet.
Stop harassing my female ava you fuck.
>>6084564
>TND
>>6084530
If I win I get candy!
>>6084557
That's what I hope'ta do once I set everyone free!
>>6084578
Nope.
>>6084564
>>6084578
>tfw Soviet will never sexually harass you and blietzkrieg your ass
(Going out to get some stuff. Be back in 20 minutes)
>>6084563
They never learn huh?
>>6084543
You did your best.
>>6084591
Oh...
>>6084578
>Nope. Soviet's been very civil to me.
>>6084591
Nice one, Blue.
>>6084591
Mission Complete, Good job Blue.
Thanks for hosting.
>>6084591
Now seriously how to cure a migrane?
>>6084505
i depise when rinoa outmemes me desu
>>6084619
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>6084608
No candy for you vampy.
>>6084591
>The Raptor cries out in triumph
>And proceeds to eat the chunks of the corpses.
(Thank you for hosting)
>>6084505
I hate it when LF's memes arent as good as I know they can be
>>6084591
Congrats!
>>6084619
Thanks for hostin'!
>Aspirin and a nap. Or just wait until the pain forces you to puke like it does to me.
>>6084619
jack off, release a hormone that stop the migrane.
>>6084619
Thanks for hosting.
Perhaps some painkillers will help with the migrane.
>>6084635
>Congratulatory pets
>>6084619
Thanks for hosting pal
>>6084557
That is not going to stop me from calling you John, you know that right?
>>6084505
>I got nothing for them.
>>6084563
It suuuuuuucks. Though, I can manage it a little bit.
>She digs into her pockets, and takes out a small can. Cracking it open, she begins to drink out of it.
>>6084619
Masturbate. Dead serious.
>>6084619
Thanks for the game.
>>6084591
Damn.
>>6084608
One would think that after one transforms in to a monster and tears them apart like they were butter for the fourth time....
>>6084619
Congratulations. And thank you.
All I can recommend is rest.
>>6084650
Some people were simply not made for it.
>She shakes her head slowly, and pulls what appears to be a lollipop out of one of her sleeves, quickly unwrapping it and putting her in her mouth.
>>6084619
Thanks for hosting, dude.
>>6084619
(A hot shower helps headaches for me)
>>6084649
>Accepts pets
>Be glad she's full
>>6084505
When they quit HG
>>6084505
"OJ when"
>>6084632
But I really want some! Since when do lizards get ahold of explosives?! It's not fair!
>>6084619
Congrats lizard...thank you for hosting.
we really need a Samus ava
>>6084693
We really do, she's one of my favorite vidya character ever
>>6084693
Other M Samus? I agree.
>>6084718
>Other M
>>6084692
>lizards
>This is an insult to her people!
any tips to shave my ass?
>>6084657
>>6084642
A-already did, didnt help.
>>6084638
>>6084644
Had food about 30 mins ago, safe to take?
>>6084718
>Other M
>>6084746
>I'm not sure but I really hope you don't get nauseous now.
>>6084670
>Only drinking half the contents of the can, she drops it on the ground and crushes it with her right foot. Some of the liquids getting on to her shoes, and the ground.
Nothing like a good drink, to clear the mind. Also, you're right about the "it's not made for people part." I mean... I have a ton of shit in my room.
>>6084746
That should be fine.
>>6084670
You are a monster?
>>6084734
Well you look like a lizard to me.
>>6084782
>Angry hissing
>She smells like a filthy rat
Do you browse HG in underwear?
>>6084564
no matoi
matoi
>>6084782
Not always. It's more forcing my body to become it.
...Not terribly comfortable, I'm afraid.
>>6084762
Well, that's a tad of a waste.... I, for one, don't know how I'm surviving on the ground like this. It's simply not right.
...Have you considered selling it?
>>6084822
I'm in underwear right now
>>6084822
I've done it in a towel before after a shower.
>>6084822
I browse naked.
>>6084505
I hate it when I can't help them.
>>6084822
Do you browse HG while taking a mean shit?
>>6084793
You remind me of my pet dragon except he is alot nicer than you appear to be.
>>6084832
What kind of monster?
>>6084858
I don't think there's any real term to call it.
...Aquatic, perhaps?
>>6084858
>Blue does not know what a dragon is
>She does not like the sound of it though
>>6084832
Selling my stuff? I mean I could, but I won't. Like, it'll be useful to me for the extra cash, but I like to keep it.
Makes the room feel less lonely.
>>6084822
Y-yes
dead sundays are dead prime time is dead
>>6084907
Perhaps you could get a pet of sorts, unless you're so desperate for other people.
>>6084894
So...you live in water?
>>6084900
His name is Besu! I've raised him since he was a hatchling.
post your first winscreen
>>6084822
I'm taking a shit at work right now
>>6084822
All the time, it's the most comfortable way to chill.
>>6084963
>What stood before Blue was possibly the ugliest creature she had ever seen
>She wondered what kind of God would let such a being exist
>>6084973
First ever, or first from here?
>>6084973
>
>>6084973
>brings back memories
>>6084945
I got other people, I just... don't hang around them as often. And, I do got a pet. Name's Ford, black cat with blue eyes.
>>6084963
Certainly not! I am still human, you know, but this changes me, just temporarily.
...This is to say, this is my natural state.
>>6085027
Then why do you feel so lonely in your home, hm?
>>6084973
My first win in this HG.
I forgot I actually had one back before I joined this one.
>>6084973
Sure
>>6085068
>>6084973
And the other one, from back in the days of the old /dbg/. That's Beerus in second place, too.
>>6084973
>>6084973
Won it after a bet
>>6084973
>>6085040
So you're a monster disguised as a person?
>>6085010
Oh don't worry, he changes appearances regularly. Just depends on how much he eats per day.
>>6084973
>>6085136
Of course not! As I said, this is my natural state. Our magics specialize in changing our bodies for combat.
>>6084973
>>6085135
>>6085136
>Blue does not trust things that change appearance
>Especially after the strange pale one
>>6085165
>Kano's game
>>6085040
I just... do. But, the situation is better than my previous that's for su-
>Her phone began to ring in her pants pockets. (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_jnD6dF0u_s)
>Getting her phone from her pants pockets, she answers the call.
Hello, Jill here.
.....
Uh-huh.
.....
Alright, i'll get him off your hands.
>She puts the phone back into her pocket, and looks at thr girl.
Seems like I am heading back... again.
>>6085165
I always wanted to get one of those winscreens. Kano made great ones.
post your favorite winscreen
>>6085173
>>6085181
He'll comeback one day.
>>6085202
>>6085165
>>6085202
>Considering I only have two custom-made winscreens to choose from...
>>6085211
I stopped telling myself lies a long time ago
>>6084973
Earliest I can remember, at least
>>6085160
>have never won one of Endo's games.
>>6085159
I wanna see whenever you feel the need to transform! Monsters are cool.
>>6085169
Don't worry, he grows into a big lovable dragon. He's basically my pet.
>>6085202
Easy
>>6085202
Shorty never disappoints.
>>6085211
I hope he doesn't. If someone can escape, I wish them all the best.
>>6085202
>I was the first to win one of these
>>6085231
>kissu
>>6085202
>Still waiting on that Honnouji winscreen.
>>6085202
>>6085180
>She sighs slightly
As you say, I'll not keep you. Farewell...Jill, yes?
>>6085232
>She clears her throat awkwardly
I only do so in cases of emergency. I, ah. Dislike doing it.
Post your worst winscreen
>>6085202
>>6085202
Because it's a rare one
>>6085202
>>6085269
>[Insert any default win here.]
>>6085226
Oh well, I have hope.
>>6085241
Now why's that? I mean it is time-consuming for some, but for others fun and a way to past boredom.
>>6085232
>Blue decided not to eat either the dragon, as she knows how attached humans can get to things others find dangerous
>>6085202
This one along with the Soire belt and 6 expresso wincards.
>>6085269
>tfw you have to make your own
>>6085305
Oh, no reason, really. Just that it must mean they found something more interesting to do with their time.
>>6085269
>Only reason is because I hate how stretched the picture got.
>>6085256
Yup, that's me.
>With that said and done, she begins to walk out of the area yet again.
>>6085299
>Default Warrior.
>>6085324
>Just 6
Hahahaha
>>6085327
That is true.
>kissu
>>6085269
>>6085269
T-Thanks Desert Punk
>>6085269
Of course the defaults are not good
>>6085233
>>6085255
>>6085285
>feels good man
>>6085333
>don't
>>6085324
13 express wins across all avas
>not liking default
I enjoy the simplicity