Welcome to the One Hundred and Forty-second Classy Games! I'll

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Clinton Removers Gowdy and Chaffetz

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Spike

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Jedah Dohma

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Villager

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Capra Demon

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Tenryuu

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Eggman-kun

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Piano

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Flora

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Reimu Hakurei

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Garma Zabi

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>>6086788
X7-10
>>6086542 (Legion)
The Institute, of course.
>>6086699 (Kaito)
You do enough of that as is. Here, we're running out of time so let's go ahead and get the check marked off as it were.
>He puts an arm around your shoulders and gives you a kiss on your cheek
Hopefully that's enough for "being in a ship."
>>6086707 (Piano)
I don't exactly have to eat anything, so that'd be a no.

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>>6086788
Natsuki Subaru

>>6086757
Well the thing is I actually got Hachiman to do something with me, but I'll go with you to kick someone's butt. I know that someone won't be me because I'm an expert at this stuff. I've locked myself inside my room and played video games for about a year. You'd have better luck picking some random shmuck at the arcade and beating him instead.

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Cleopatra

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>>6086788
Kaito

>>6086757
I-if I live? But.. I'm not alive haha.

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Vampy

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Rin Tohsaka

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Shadow

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Fio Germi

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Fern

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Garnet

>>6086783
Food. Water. Something like me doesn't need that stuff.

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Monster Kid

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The Real Guy, The Best Guy

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Kirigiri

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>>6086788
Fujiwara no Mokou

>>6086810
>Throws a peanut between your tits

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>>6086788
Ryota Mitarai

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Mr Krabs

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Pure shit

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>>6086788
Horrortale Sans

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B3-NK1

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Kuroumaru

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Fumi Kanno

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Space Marine

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>>6086788
Classy Reigen

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>>6086788
Momohime Jinkuro
>>6086766
Huh.... I may not won't to have them as sexual companions, but! I shall challenge both of them to single combat, and show them how powerful I really am!

Afterwards, I will strike down a Lunarian with my own hands!

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>>6086783(pink sheep)
Everything else is more important than me

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The Captain

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Classy Shalashaska

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Emiya Kiritsugu

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Haise Sasaki

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Captain Luna

>>6086863
>>6086848
She's a Lunarian, go fight her.

>>6086863
Go crazy kid.

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>>6086794
>as long as something gets in me

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>>6086788
Jill Stingray

Huh, didn't know we're dressing up.

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Manny Pardo

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Late Comrade Soviet

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>>6086883
>Highfives the spooder

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>>6086817
I knew you were going to say that...

But that's programmed into your melon, so that doesn't count.

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>>6086843
You know what?
>Tenryuu picks up the peanut resting on her shirt, proceeding to crack the nut open and popping the naked nut in her mouth.
Thanks for the peanut, asshole.

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Classy Furry porn

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>>6086788
Fucking goddamn Rinoa

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>>6086788
Tamama

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>>6086788
Rika
I keep doing this.
>>6086795
>>6086815
Someone demanded that everyone who asked for "Dare" act like they were in a relationship with someone else. Kaito suggested it, and...I kinda said I'd sooner go with Reimu. Turns out she was there.

>>6086925
good to see sgt frog getting some love.

>>6086907
>Throws another peanut in her chest
>And another
>And another
>And another
>And another
>And another x 20
>And anot - He's out of peanuts.

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One roster.

Here beginneth the review.

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>>6086876
I am NOT a stinky LUNARIAN!

>>6086876
With pleasure...
>>6086882
Hahahahaha!!
>>6086848
Lunarian! Watch yourself in this battle! For I, Jinkuro will strike you down!

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>>6086789
Theeere we go! Finally, somebody here with the decency to care for themselves. What's your name, might I ask?

>>6086794
See, what you're doing is leading yourself down to an unhealthy, short lifespan. You need to get in at LEAST 3 meals a day, and if you can only eat snacks, do so! It's important to get the right amount of servings.

>>6086817
In that case, allow me to help!
>From her wool, the sheep pulls out a small carton of milk, and places it on the ground. She then retrieves a bag of cookies, and hands them to you.
Here, it's the least I can offer.

>>6086833
What exactly are you, in that case?

>>6086866
Aww, you seem very selfless! A kind soul is what you've got, that's for sure.
>She takes out a yellow cookie from her wool, and offers it to you.
Take this, as a token of my gratitude for your behavior.

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>>6086703
>Dodging with all those agility points after maxing out magic.
The sent of a dead person suddenly fills the air.

>>6086752
>>6086714
>Well fuck.

>>6086725
At least it made you come out of hidding, care to say hi or just lurking from the shadows?

>>6086756
Getting my hopes up just to disappoint me isn't a mistake you want to make very often, brat.
>Looking at the wings
A vampire, huh?

>>6086722
A single day wouldn't be enough for everything I have planned for you, I'm just one person after all.
>reviewing the list
General house cleaning, cooking, a couple of shopping errands, feeding me directly and a full body massage sounds enough for a day.

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>>6086962
Give my spot to >>6086913

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>>6086947
What did she have to say? Was she interested or something?

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>>6086886
>>6086962
Give my spot to her. I have to finish this anime anyways. If I don't get it done by the deadline I won't ever hear the end of it.

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>>6086817
H-hey.. Haha, someone will be jealous ya'know and I'm not always sounding stupid right?
>>6086962
Swap please.
>>6086947
>>6086824

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>>6086966
THE FACELESS IS LYING!

>>6086962
Looks fine.

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>>6086957
>Eventually there's a little pool of peanuts by the boats feet. She just looks really annoyed if anything.
Really? Do you have nothing better to do? come the fuck on.

>>6086962
Looks great, hostchick.

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>>6086962
nice butter knife, pal.

let's begin.

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>>6086899
>>6086962
If you would swap this late bastard in, I would appreciate it.

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>>6086962
Arr, I'm a bit too weak-in-tha' knees for this match, so please, give me spot to the gentleman here:
>>6086894

>>6086978
Darkest corner with the best view.

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>>6086795
>>6086815
Then I suppose I've done a good job of hiding my presence well. My name is Shadow.

>>6086962
I am ready. Let us begin as soon as possible.

>>6086968
My name is Shadow. Now what is your name?

>>6086978
Yeah, well, I know you are but what am I?

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>>6086968
No, I'm serious, it's some weird magic crap, I can't explain it.
>>6086983
She said "I hope you meant the 'other' Reimu", more or less.
...Yeah. Wasn't very pleasant all around.
>>6086985
Uh. Thanks, Kaito.

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>>6086821
A year, huh. That's too little prep time when going against me. You couldn't handle me.
>>6086824
>a knowing smile on her face, she just chuckles
You know what I mean.
>>6086795
Everyone's cool here. Still keeping the good fight going I hope.
>>6086962
Swap me for >>6086875

>>6086988
Look, I'm not going to shove my dick between those tits for a good ol boobjob.
That's for when the both of us are off our rockers.

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>>6086962
I accept this challenge.

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>>6087006
Shadow? Fitting, I like it! My name's Piano, it's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
>She bows her head, and smiles.
Have you eaten anything for dinner yet?

>>6087008
Magic, huh? Well, at least you're saving money, hmm hmm! Not having to buy food must be really convenient!

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>>6086978
A full body massage is something I refuse unless you are still clothed to an acceptable level. Other than that, I agree with your assignments.

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>>6086968
>Takes the cookie
Thanks
>Eats the cookie

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>>6087014
You got a problem, dude, like seriously.

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>>6087012
Thank you Garnet. You are most kind.

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>>6086962

"Dudes, good luck! I got a good feeling about this one!"

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>>6087040
>She places her hoof over her mouth, and tilts her head.
Do you like it? It's homemade, I worked reaaally hard on this batch!

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>>6086968
To put it simply, a rock. Ever heard of those needing anything?

>>6087049
I do? Says the person who likes to throw darts at people.

>>>/b/709944993
>>>/b/709944993
Say hi.

>>6086986
No matter, I will defeat you regardless... and maybe make you my bride.

>Momohime Jinkuro suffering from pictures not loading.

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>>6087066
Heeey...It's not on purpose, most of the time.

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Villager out, nude animal in. Ryota out, Jill in. Kaito out, Rika in. Real guy out, Soviet in. Krabs out, Pardo in. Garnet out, Luna in.

Here endeth the review. Bloodbath next.

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>>6087067
Hi!

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>>6087058
Yeah, i like it. but you can do better

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>>6087012
>Subaru's voice deepens and his faces crunches into a serious yet ugly face
I respect you, and I think you're a good friend of mine, but I don't think you understand what you're saying. I've dedicated my sweet, precious downtime to video games. I've played non-stop, and sometimes on the verge of collapsing. I highly doubt a simple rock from outer space would have a snowball's chance in hell against me.
Since I'm a kind man I'll let you pick the game. It doesn't matter anyways. since I'll crush you where you stand.

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>>6087036
I finished it quite recently. It was chicken topped with gravy alongside some carrots and broccoli.

Quite delicious.

>He gives a light smile

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>>6086968
Perhaps I should have said that I don't *need* to eat anything. I'm not exactly human, I don't require all of this. It's a nice gesture and all, but someone else would make much better use of it.
>>6086985
It was just a joke, Kaito. Don't take it too seriously, even if it has some basis in truth.
>He pulls his arm back and smiles
At any rate, now that the thread's over we don't have to "ship" anymore. They've got no reason to be jealous.

>>6087075
I'm doing you a favour by feeding you. Peanuts are fucking awesome for snacks inbetween meals. And not to mention that your cleavage is an inviting target.

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>>6087071
I'm far too old for marriage.

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>>6087006
Vice Admiral Garma Zabi, It's nice to meet you!
>Offers a handshake
You live up to your name huh?

>>6087008
Did you actually go through with it?

>>6087012
I suppose I am...though it gets exhausting at times, as a leader I'm sure you know how it is.

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And now let's see what this Bloodbath brings...

Soviet takes advantage of his lucky entry and scores First Blood! Manny...not quite so lucky. Tenryuu, that's not how you use fountain pens! Charlie ensures that this will not be another episode of "eggmanwinslol" or the first episode of "fernwinslol". On the plus side, I'm glad to see that so many of you have gone through finishing school.

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>>6086978
Kahaha! I'll do whatever I feel like, who can stop me~?
Of course, of course! Aren't they beautiful wings?

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>>6087107
A pitiful excuse!

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>>6087130
Mission sta- oh my.

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>>6087083
Oh, gosh! Apologies, I knew I should've added a bit more citric acid. I'll be sure to make it better next time! Thank you for the response.

>>6087094
In that case, then it wouldn't harm to give you something for dessert!
>She reaches into a patch of her wool, and pulls out a small slice of cake, wrapped up in a plastic covering.
Here, take this!

>>6087098
Y-You don't?! Man, I've never met so many strange beings in one day! What kind of animal are you, mister?
>She places the items back into her fluff.

>>6087130
Owie, that was painful! Why'd you have to do thaaat?

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>>6086812
Either I've had too much to drink, or I'm staring at a lamb, talking out to the blue like if it were a goddamn preacher... Eh, must be just another one of those kids deciding to parade in their costumes before tomorrow's Halloween...

Hey, excuse me. Don't mind me asking, but what's all this nutrition talk you're sending into the public's hearing ears? Already have the press jamming their bullshit into their stories, don't need another kid spreading their hippie diet teachings...

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>>6087130
I wish I was that gifted, but the fact of the matter is sewing and magic tricks aren't seen as criminal.

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>>6087106
I can feed myself, thank you very much! I do it every day for fucks sake! And my cleavage isn't for throwing shit at, alright? It's for holding my drink when I'm all outta cup holders...works pretty well actually.

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>>6087036
Eh, I just blow money on junk food, really. After all, it doesn't bother me anyhow.
>>6087108
Of course not! Just what the hell do you take me for? We kind of just...sat there awkwardly.

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>>6087130
Prepare yourselves! For I shall soon strike you all down swiftly with my blade!

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The Capra Demon uses anthrax as a weapon? No wonder that game's so difficult. If only he could've spread it a little further...

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>>6087130
guess the pen really is mightier than the sword, or in this case the hatchet, heheh.

good luck, kiddo.

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>>6087108
Indeed I do.
>Grasps his hand and shakes it
Tell me, what army are you a part of?

>>6087130
Ridiculous. I've never even heard of such a woman before.

>>6087156
Hmm...
>He reaches for and takes the baked good
Thank you. I shall save this for later.

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>>6087008
Yeah yeah, I'm not a jerk like some people.
>>6087012
That's alright though I don't need to know, it's just nice to prepare.
>>6087098
No I know, besides do you really think I'd be like this if I took everything everyone said seriously.

>Alright, I'm going for a bit, sorry.

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>>6086852
>tfw you feed him the highest quality Chinese food on like 30 different occasions and he still won't be your friend
Fuckin hell

>>6087165
And a small bag of darts. You could hide an entire McDonalds worth of cups and shit down there, Boattits.

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>>6087186
Sadly I am doing a mission right now, no time for feasts

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>>6087186
Hmm, I won? Perhaps I don't need to review the rules after all.

>>6087107
>>6087145
She's hundreds of years old. At least.
Also she's been married and had a kid before. You're coming on to a widow.

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>>6087145
No excuses here. I'm just an old spirit that lives on a boring rock.

>>6087130
This is having the opposite effect I was initially hoping for.

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>>6087186
Whaaaaat's wrong Fumi-tan? All I want to do is plaaaay with you!

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Seven seems to be a popular number for the presentation of the dead in this place. First up:

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>>6086980
I feel like I've seen that picture somewhere...
Aha, nevermind that. Thank you for the swap~!

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>>6087199
And I'll have you know I make use of that! It's like a super nifty pocket! I stuff shit in here all the time!

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>>6087168
Aww, you should have gone further! It certainly would have been a good laugh for us all.

>>6087189
The Principality of Zeon! I'm specifically tasked with overlooking the forces occupying North America.

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>>6087156
I'm er, I'm not actually an "animal." I'm a synthetic human - I look exactly like a regular person and act just like one, but it's all programming on the inside.
>>6087190
>You're cool. Be seeing you.

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>>6087226
Everything for the furry friends
>hugs

>>6087233
I know for a fun game when you're drunk.
Throw a lot of pingpongballs down there with people's name on it. You grab two, one after another. The first drawn name gets to throw a tennisball at the second drawn name.

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>>6087168
Junk food is alright in small doses, but if you don't eat food to balance out all the sugars, you'll get very sick! I wouldn't want anyone dying now, and I'm sure you wouldn't want to end up dying waaaay more earlier than you could've.

>>6087157
Hmm?
>She looks up at you, a bit baffled, but rather than scowling, she smiles cheerfully.
Oh, you must be confused, sir! I'm not a person in a costume, I'm a real lamb! And about the nutrition, I'm just making sure that everyone here has been getting fed their proper nutrients n' stuff. Sometimes, people can forget to do thinks as simple as drinking water! Giving out friendly reminders doesn't hurt, not at all.
>A bit intimidated, she moves one of her legs behind her.
W-Who may you be, anyways?

>>6087189
You're very welcome, Mr.Shadow! If you ever need somebody to bake you delicious little treats, I'm always available!
>She plucks a small cardstock out, and hands it to you.
There's my number, it was a pleasure meeting you!

ive watched all the good animes.
theres is no plot now that looks interesting. last one was shokugeki no soma now im sad.

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>>6087186

"A bag of... walkie-talkies, I think? I need to find a group to give these out to!"

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>>6087246
Whoah, a robot? That's amazing! I've never seen a real robot before! ...At least, not that I can remember. You look JUST like a human, whoever built you is extremely talented! Do you have a name?

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>>6087052
I know. Nice seeing you in these neck of the woods.
>>6087084
>her face breaks into a cocky grin
Trust me, there's nothing about me that is simple. But it's nice seeing you get all serious about this. Will make it worse when you lose though. Letting me pick just makes this future even easier. Meat Beat Mania's my choice.
>>6087108
Preaching to the choir. Though the downtimes are great when you can get them. Hope that extends to you.
>>6087190
Just prepare. I leave a lot of things out to not scare anyone.

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>>6087208
Let us not bring that up Faceless. I don't want to get too angry today.

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There's something about Rika not understanding that insult that seems appropriate. Her reaction seems appropriate for her, too. Huh, that's how you beat the Capra Demon? Just a sec, I need to write that down. Spike, you should know better than to proposition a classy gentleman like that for naughtiness!

Fumi, don't listen to Subaru. He's a jackass NEET who wouldn't know sunlight if he was on the roof of his house at high noon.

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>>6087236
North America? You must have come from an alternate dimension then. Because I've never heard of any Principality of Zeon.

>>6087264
>He looks over the card given to him
...I see. I shall be sure to contact you if I ever have need of your services, Piano. Take care.

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>>6087137
Not at all, I like feathers more than cartilage. Now to list all of these names I got today
>Strolls away

>>6087039
Tsk, fair enough. That sort of private task are for my actual personal maid, I'm aware I can't push you to such limits.
>Standing up
Shall we get going?

>>6087007
What are you saying? I'm not dead.

>>6087004
Sometimes that's the way to go. Keep yourself safe sexy android.

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>>6087208
....Tch.
>>6087215
New information has came to light. But I would need your confirmation. Are you.in fact, a widow?

And I am a spirit of man inside a young girl's body... just for information.

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>>6087295

"I can't even blink my eyes, dude!"

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>>6087272
No, you didn't. you still have to watch mew mew kissy cutie!, or wait for new anime

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>>6087308
As to you too, Shadow. Have a good evening!
>She wanders away.

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>>6087295
How embarrassing that I would fall to such an ill-mannered child.

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>>6087295
Ah, it truly tastes best fresh.

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>>6087295
>

Is it ?! or !?

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>>6087295
Drinking? no no, that's not allowed during a mission, much less from a stranger.

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Soviet and Mokou, will you shut the hell up?!? Kuroumaru really wants Momohime to notice him. Is this the beginning of a new romance?

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>>6087236
Even I was weirded out by that, alright!?
>>6087264
I don't get sick. Literally. I also don't age or grow. Bit of a mixed bag there, considering how annoying there is.
>>6087272
>Watch Gundam. All of it.
>>6087295
>>6087329
I just don't care right now, really.
>She pulls out her dagger.

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>>6087309
To be fair..I must apologize that I lied, Mistress. I am not ENTIRELY against the idea. I however am not familiar with a task like that, let alone on a woman. I do not wish to perform any task unprepared. Ready to leave to your mansion or estate when you are, Miss Kanno.

>>6087272
You ever watch Monster?

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>>6087290
How could I possibly resist Raven's allure?

>>6087312
Teehee.
>>6087293
Not faceless, just hiding it. And aren't you always?

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>>6087350
Hm?

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>>6087285
It's not a name in the traditional sense, but my callsign is X7-10. Might I ask you the same question?

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>>6087290
I told you to do it, so do it. The only regret I'll have is not savoring this moment. You're going to be sorry after I whoop your ass over and over again.

>>6087295
Hey, she deserves it! Anyone that tries experimenting on someone without their consent earns the right to get mad fun of.

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>>6087290
I guess, though I can't help but feel guilty that I am taking a break while my people do not have the luxury.

>>6087308
Not surprising, Zeon is a nation comprised of space colonies. I'm heir to the throne.

But enough about me, What sort of lab did you come out of? Or is it normal for animals to talk in your world?

>>6087352
It would have been a great time to strike you know...

if dubs ban anime from future games

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>>6087312
Yes. I am a widow. All thanks to that fucking Chang'e
>venom obviously spewing from gritted teeth between each syllable.

>>6087295
I wonder what I should wear at Chang'e's' funeral.

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>>6087345
>Either is fine, just depends on how excited a statement being said is. !? is for the more energetic of the endings.

>>6087352
Being youthful forever would be a dream...You don't have to deal with becoming all old and ugly! Does your brain mature while your body doesn't, or are you constantly stuck in puberty, forever doomed to be a confused, hormonal child?

>>6087377
T-That's a very, uh, wonderful name! Would you mind me calling you X7 for short?
>She brushes her wool down, before focusing back on topic.
My name's Piano!

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You guys are taking too long. Robin, Star, Cyborg, can you speed things up in here? I don't where the heck Beast Boy ran off to...

>>6087362
I don't know, but you need to stop crying if we're gonna be seen together.

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>>6087350
I-I think she's actually a h-
>Subaru fades to black

if 1-9 hoshi did nothing wrong

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>>6087350
But I'm sleeping..

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>>6087410
KEK

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>>6087410

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>>6087410
My fucking sides

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>>6087406
I feel this cyborg may be a tad racist.

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>>6087410

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>>6087410
>0

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>>6087410

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>>6087406
I failed...

>>6087410

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>>6087355
Don't worry, professor Kanno will go easy on you.
>Toot toot skelespoop has been summoned
>Teleports the scientist and the maido for one day away of this shithole.

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>>6087410

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>>6087410
kek

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>>6087410

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>>6087406
Ah-Ahaa! I-I wasn't actually crying! I-It was a ru-PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!

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>>6087443
That is an interesting object, Mistress, what does it d -

>Is skelespooped away from this hellhole

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Thank you all for your cooperation. I hope you got an autograph!

>>6087417
You are now, Mokou. You are now.

If 1-9 Junko did jothing wrong

If 1-9 Jude did nothing wrong

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>>6087371
I have respect for women that can remain loyal to their significant other... hmph, now you know.
>>6087400
You hold quite the fury against this Chang'e. Your fury reminds me of my own... as such, one of my dreams is to unleash that same fury onto the bastard.

Do you know, where this Chang'e is? Or, are they already dead?
>>6087406
Damn you!

If 1-9 Cirno fucks off

If 1-9 Adachi did nothing wrong

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>>6087474
Agreed!

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>>6087405
That's fine by me. Most people already do that.
Would you, uh, would you mind clarifying what exactly you are, Piano? I can't say I've ever seen a creature like you before.

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>>6087474
>>6087479

>>6087474
>>6087479
Lightning only strikes on-
>>6087490
Never mind

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>>6087345
French being the only true language, it's ?!

>>6087474
>>6087479
>>6087485
>being this forced

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>>6087371
That's like asking if a bear does his business in the woods. Yes, I am the embodiment of rage and anger so it's only natural that I'm always mad.

>>6087410
>hue

>>6087469
I want a do over!

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>>6087490

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>>6087474
>>6087479
>>6087485
>>6087490
>ruining the joke

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>>6087406
>Raven takes pitu on him
Thanks raven

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The second night sees the final ten become eight. Luna, if you're going to be crying and trying to hang yourself, we might need to find you a counselor.

>>6087508
Sure, you can have a do-over. It'll happen at the start of the next game.

If 1-9 Hoshi did everything right

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>>6087499
Wonderful! I'm glad you don't take the nickname as an offense. I happen to be a sheep, or a lamb- Whichever you'd prefer to call me!

if 0-9, who tf is hoshi and cirno
if 0-9, don't answer cause I dont care

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>>6087352
Hmph. Hopefully you'll mature sometime soon.

>>6087384
Space colonies, you say? ...I was created on the Space Colony ARK, though now it's fallen out of use. Creatures such as myself can live alongside human society and most choose to do so. Others are more feral and instinctual so they live out in the woodlands or other environments that humans haven't settled at. Some humans have domesticated them and taken them in as pets, though that may go without needing to be said.

>>6087516
>>6087505
>Thinking your jokes are exclusively protected from being ruined

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>>6087405
Do I SOUND immature? That's a pretty damn personal question.
>>6087384
I swore that I wouldn't harm...THAT Reimu. And it'd defeat the purpose of it. Besides, she's the...best friend of my best friend, now.
>>6087410
>Hah.
>>6087541
Don't bet on it.
>>6087520
Not THIS CRAP AGAI-
>Her attempts to pull out her dagger are quickly met with a bear to the face

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>Eating McDonald’s cheeseburger
>Life seems good
>Suddenly taste something weird
>Open bun
>Dad texts me and tells me he doesn’t love me
How was everyone else’s day?

If 5 Hoshi is new king of the community.

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Time for Feasting. I see three corpses.

>>6087518
Try not to make a habit of crying like a schoolgirl. Well, I suppose you can't now...

>>6087552
>Suddenly taste something weird
>Open bun
>Dad texts me and tells me he doesn’t love me

wat

If dubs Lenny has the best games.

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>>6087550
I don't plan to.

>>6087552
>eating at mcdonald's
>that was your first mistake

If 1-9 Hoshi apologizes.

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>>6087552
You had to know how he felt. The real question is what was in the bun?

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>>6087550
W-Well, I mean...kinda? Considering your diet and the way you talk, you do sound pretty immature. No offense, though! It's not really that personal, considering how almost every living creature goes through that stage of life at some point.

>>6087508
Hey, some do it elsewhere. Some live in caves, some in the snow or mountains.
I pity you, too. That lust for vengeance consumed you, even now I bet you don't even regret it.
>>6087484
There's nothing left in her but despise.

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We have peace, punctuated by barbecue and a curse.

If 1-9 oldfags are superior.

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>>6087559
It seems like she's doing well so far. She probably would have got farther than I ever would have.

>>6087577
He'd have to be capable of remorse for that to happen.

if 0, Izaya posts his feminine penis.

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>>6087559
Huzzah!

>>6087597
>Remorse for shitposting on 4chan

He's pretty normfag desu

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A quick look at the five who fell.

If dubs, I host next.

If odds Hoshi is god.

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>>6087552
You lovin' it though B?

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>>6087362
So that what takes to get you out. Noted. Don't let me keep you if you don't want to.
>>6087383
Talk is cheap. Pick up your meat and back them up.
>as she talks, she picks up two hamhock controllers
This is gonna be intense.
>>6087384
That's normal for something like this. Rose was like that as well. Nowadays, it isn't so dire anymore so downtime.

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>>6087559
Those tengu are always too trust. And her, I guess.
>>6087584
It's pretty damn personal when you ask if it's always like that.
And I just eat what I want and talk how I feel like, it's not my problem if someone gets mad about it.

If 6 we all quit HG.

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>>6087534
I would say lamb fits you more. It sounds much sweeter.

If 0 Adachi really did everything wrong.

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Naked Twister for some, death for one.

lol im satan

If 1-9 Junko grows a dick.

If 1-9 lf gets no dick tonight.

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>>6087629
Tbh I'd rather a Big Mac.

>>6087637
Assist roll.

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>>6087541
Interesting...You give off this grizzled veteran vibe. Correct me if im wrong, but you are some sort of soldier right? Or at least seen some action?

>>6087550
Seems like you are stuck between a rock and a hard place Rika.

>>6087634
I guess so...Can I ask you something?

Do you ever regret being a leader? The tough decisions you have to make, having to sacrifice so much...does it ever get to you?

>>6087680
Godspeed, Anon.

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If 4 youkai rules

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>>6087634
Don't be silly my dear Garnet, I very much enjoy your company.

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>>6087520
How about now?

>>6087484
Chang'e lives on the moon in her fucking palace. I want to teat it down and destroy everything she holds dear.

>>6087588
Only thing I regret right now is not havING that bitch skinned and stuffed AND DISPLAYED NICELY in front of the fireplace.

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Oh, the snakes. It's always the snakes...anywho, now we're down to three. Could be counted as four, I suppose.

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If Dubs
Check'em

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>>6087688
Assist

If dubs Raven gives us the pUsi.

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>>6087588
Hmph. No matter, my soul is filled ambition. I will not rest, nor will I die, until all of my dreams come true! Even if destiny or fate get in my way, I shall cut them with my blade!

So, I do not care if her soul is nothing. It is powerful regardless.
>>6087693
Funny. I wanted to get to the moon, and kill a Lunarian. Tell me, how do I get to the moon, and end Chang'e's life!

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>>6087264
>He gives you a skeptical eye, digging into his jacket and retrieving his badge, making sure it's open to your cautious view.

Ah, so I've got another deranged kid! Ain't no Miami Mutilator, but it'll get me a raise for nabbin' an offender of public disturbance...

The name's Pardo. Manny Pardo. If you think your story's going to fool the most renown detective in all of Miami, you're fooling yourself more than you are the unaware citizens of this thread! Your message's built off an illusion of 'taking care' with your so-called friendly reminders... But, they're just a small little step to your true diabolical scheme, ain't it? Might as well call everyone dumbasses, if you're sayin' they'd forget something as simple as drinking water...

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>>6087686
Aren't I always? It's practically me in my natural environment.
...Technically-speaking my beef's with the other her anyways.
>>6087688
>>6087719
You know, trying to disrupt the balance tends to result in an angry shrine maiden sealing your sorry behind.

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>>6087636
I-I understand. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. H-Here, to make up for it, I won't bother you ever, EVER again.
>She runs away, her arm over her eyes, bawling her eyes out.

>>6087641
I agree, that title makes me feel cute! Say, X7, you're a pretty friendly robot. I always thought that all robots would be scary and evil, but today, you've shown me that it isn't the case.
>She smiles at you.
Thank you so very much!

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>>6087686
I am an agent of GUN. The Guardian Units of Nations that seek out and terminate terrorism all across the globe. There isn't a mission that I've failed yet.

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Pay your respects to Kirigiri and Captain Luna. Something something died.

A bit of calm before the storm...at least I hope there's a storm. Did Jill make a severe error? We'll soon find out.

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>>6087688
If 5 youkai should be exterminated

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>>6087706
Pffft, it's just a bit of poison ivy, what's the worst that could happen?

if quads, all anons must get an ava or they're ignored

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>>6087410

if 7s you should all kill yourselves

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>>6087743
Can't blame a guy for trying.
>>6087757
Hah, nice try toots.

>>6087693
She'd just get better~. What you should've done is seeked out someone that could actually bring your son back.
>>6087731
Seriously, she's 100% pure hate. It's not worth the effort.

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>>6087634
>Subaru takes the controller and inspects it
Huh...I don't think I've ever seen one of these before. What system does it belong to?

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>>6087757
Nevermind, dubs gonna support me

>>6087743
Who cares, what is a little girl against a Hyakki Yako

>>6087774
>flips off

>>6087774
Keep dreaming, chump.

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>>6087757
Not quite.

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>>6087743
I don't envy you Rika, What's the difference between the two anyways?

>>6087752
Admirable.You must be the best around, you enjoy your job?

If 1-9 Hoshi notices me again...

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>>6087757
Like you'd let that stop you.
>>6087790
Sure I can, it's just a bad idea no matter how you look at it.
>>6087801
She's been there and done that. She went on a warpath and kicked the asses of about a dozen GODS in the span of a day not long ago. You probably wouldn't be a warmup.

if 3 you stop with the "if"

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>>6087791
Nonsense! I will not back down!

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There was peace on the fifth day. Tenryuu's campsite was burned down by the others, so now she's got a grudge against them both. How will that play out?

There was no death of the fifth night. The Removers destroyed Jill's supplies, so now they're all mad at each other.

The peace continued unabated right on through the seventh night. Following a burial of the hatchet and the reappearance of Frank, we've a winner!

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>>6087825
Personality and looks, mostly. "New" her has brown hair and these weird detached sleeves in her outfit. "Mine" has purple and has a more normal thing.
...Oh, and mine can't fly by herself I guess.

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>>6087830

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>>6087732
>She backs up even further, obviously creeped out by your accusations.
Listen, Manny, I-I'm not really sure what you're on about. It doesn't hurt to ask if everyone's doing okay! I don't wanna hurt anyone, I wanna help!
>She takes notice of your badge, and shivers.
You're part of the police force, r-right? You must be a nice officer, deep down! So, please, won't you believe that I only have good intentions?

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>>6087831
Come on, a little mischief never hurt anyone!

I want to fuck Tenryuu.

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>>6087849
Congratulations, Tenryuu.

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>>6087791
The solution to that is killing the one responsible for my Sons' death.

>>6087731
Killing that bitch is my job, lay a hand on her and I'll make sure to make every waking moment in your life as miserable as possible.

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>>6087818
Ugh... just forget it.

>>6087790
...Shut up, it was just an attempt.

>>6087801
Not even with repeating numbers are going to save your back!

>>6087831
Fair enough, I wouldn't mind having a little warm-up. but I already failed with my prediction.

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>>6087825
Quite. I'm given the chance to regularly demonstrate my abilities and keep a promise to a friend while doing so.

What about you? As a Vice Admiral, surely you've had to work hard to get to where you are now.

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>>6087849
You did a good job Jill. I don't think I would have done any better. Thank you for the opportunity, and congrats to the boat.

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>>6087849
Congratulations.

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Break out the rum; there's gonna be a party on the high seas!

>>6087873
Everybody likes a winner.

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>>6087849
...Congratulations, I guess.

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>>6087849
Wait, I won? I-I MEAN! OF COURSE I WON! I DIDN'T HAVE A SINGLE BIT OF DOUBT!

>>6087873
He-Hey! Not without months of getting to know each other!

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>>6087909
Good job Ten-tan!
Good job to you as well Raven-tan! I'll forgive you for the mean things you've said to me this game.