>gives everyone the succ
>>5728426
>playing hostage rescue
>ever
>>5728446
kys Baron
>>5728426
What?
>>5728433
I...haven't met her yet. I heard she showed up way earlier yesterday, but...I just missed her.
It's just a lot of complex bullcrap.
>>5728442
>Punches and runs away
>>5728446
kys Baron
>>5728433 (Pip)
Hehe, it's still nice to know that I've still got that charm to me after all these years. I blazed right through the months!
Now, because I don't want you to die of laughter, I'm gonna have to let you go for now as I need to head off to bed, unfortunately. The heroine hopes you have a good day now, okay? Farewell, my friend!
>>5728446
>kissu
Also made this is like 5 minutes using ground zeroes and phantom pain covers
>>5728448
Well I hope you get to meet her soon, for the second time in your life, be glad you can recreate memories.
>>5728452
Well, tally-ho madame.
>>5728447
>>5728450
Love ye too ye daft bastards
>>5728462
>huggu
>gives (you)
Shiver me timbers, the place be deader than a stranger tides premiere. What the bleeding hell happened?
>shifts into top gear
>sticks toothpick between his teeth
...Game?
>shifts back into first gear
>opens the window
>>5728489
>spits on you
kys baron
>>5728452
Later.
>>5728483
The idea is to jog her memory, actually. After all, it just wouldn't be the same if I didn't, right?
>>5728489
It's called "goddamn nobody's here right now".
>>5728492
Who are you?
>>5728498
To you, not her, if you're theory is right, couldn't you just politely wait for her to remember you exist? that's how I did it at the nurse office.
>>5728498
Well that I gathered, missy.
>>5728492
Hey. Do that again and ye'll walk the plank.
>>5728516
Probably Yukine
>>5728489
I'll be dead either way
>>5728516
You can call me the Driver.
>shifts into top gear
>nears the drive in
>opens the window
>orders a milkshake
>drives up to the pick-up
>>5728520
>accepts milkshake
>throws it into the mcdonalds lady's face
>sticks toothpick between teeth
kys baron
>>5728520
No point in being shocked when it's just one of those slow days during slow hours.
>>5728519
No!
...I mean, no. It's only from extended contact. Yeah, it's stupid and confusing.
>>5728489
I really wish you left erp. You're really bad at it.
>>5728535
>>game
Yes
>>5728542
>stares
...
>stares
Game?
>>5728489
Kys Baron
What is the origin of the "kys baron" meme exactly?
>>5728539
Well that doesn't sound too bad.
>>5728554
kys newfag
>>5728554
I drive.
>>5728541
Aye I agree. The people in the discord like it enough, but threads is a different ball game. Guess I just have stage fright or somethin. That or I just be plain lethargic, I could never be arsed to write text walls for erp. Not really descriptive. Plus, Im pretty vanilla for it.
>>5728554
This guy said it a lot as a shitpost, it stuck
>>5728545
>>5728563
>stares with a look saying "don't talk to me"
kys baron
>>5728563
Kys Baron
>>5728563
kys Baron
>>5728563
kys Baron
>>5728555
I mean. It's entirely possible that she'll never actually let me sit down and talk with her, or just tolerate my presence long enough to try it.
....
I think I'm just gonna go lie down and cry for a while. Sorry for ranting your ear off, later.
>>5728570
>she raises her eyebrow
Then stop talkin to me ye dumb bastard
evens: do homework
odds: work on code
>>5728577
It's alright Lady Rika, cheer up now, life's not that rotten.
>>5728582
>gives her a stare that says "nice rp, reading my greentext thoughts"
kys Baron
>baron won't do gay rp with me
o-oh
>>5728582
Kys Baron
So I woke up with a limp dick this morning
>>5728577
Goodbye to you Rika.
>>5728587
>"nice rp, reading my greentext thoughts"
>>5728601
Have a good one, Sol.
>>5728584
It sure it, Phillip. Like I said, I'm just gonna go.
>She reaches in to her satchel, and tosses him a can of soda
Here, at least.
Later, people.
>>5728592
>you'll never fuck vampy
>>5728606
>n-not like I want to b-b-b-b-b-baka
dead
>>5728605
>it hits him in the face, but he looks at it with joy
Oh, no one has ever given me anything before, why thank you Rika, Tally-ho.
>>5728639
You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?
>>5728652
kys baron
>>5728652
kys baron
>>5728652
kys baron
I want to hug kurumi
I want Kirigiri to give me a gloved handjob.
>>5728793
me to
I want to stimulate Ramlethal Valentine's genitals with my fingers.
I want to fuck Kurumi, but not LF's shitty cancerous one. I want master RP Aussa's perfect Kurumi.
>>5728793
THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHERE BLYADSKIY HOSTER
>>5728809
Kurumi is a shit tier grill desu
>>5728809
>Not wanting Clock-Chan
Morning everyone
>>5728842
>Said he didn't want LF's cancerous Kurumi
>LF's white knights can't read confirmed
I want to cum inside Kuro's used loli nig snatch.
i jus relized dat mi nam rymes wit "hung panis"
fuk mi lyf
>>5728853
Arrest yourself, Kamina.
>>5728853
Behead yourself Kamina
>>5728854
Give me yo money bitch nigga
>>5728868
delet
>>5728868
>brutally kills nigger
No crimes here
>>5728902
I hope you die you pedophile fuck.
>kissu
C-Can I ship with Megumin now?
>>5728853
What happened to our kuro fag anyways?
>>5728842
>I want clock-chan
>>5728918
>Seek sunlight
>>5728920
>Maria rarely fags, much less uses Kuro.
>>5728922
What? "Coffin-Chan?"
Is this a racial slur based on Kuro's skin color?
>>5728937
Me too. There is nothing more lovely than a little anime girl edge.
>>5728937
>I want Hoshi*
>>5728937
>I want cock
FTFY
>>5728947
O-oh. Wrong Kuro.
Also I'm pretty sure "Kuro" is Japanese for "Black" or something.
>>5728964
I-It fits her.
>>5728949
I want her to shoot me
>>5728952
t. Hoshi forcing meme
>>5728975
>It's a meme because I don't like that it's true
>>5728982
OBCESSED
>>5728982
OBCESSED
>>5728975
Yukine... Thats where the whole fun stops. Don't you want her to torture you endlessly?
Has Hoshi's cancerous ass fucked off outta here yet?
Good morning everyone. If you don't mind, I, Reigen Arataka, am going to host 10 times today.
Staring now. First 24. I'll bump it if there's enough.
>>5728947
WHERE
IS
SHE?
>Stabs
>>5728999
n-no... maybe...
>>5729004
No, and he never will. It's literally all he has.
>>5729009
Driver
>>5729009
I Want To Fuck Human Venuz
>>5729009
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>5729009
The Player
>>5729009
Yukine
>>5729009
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5729009
Lord Beerus
>>5729009
Classy Raven
>>5729009
Sakuya
>>5729009
Togami Byakuya
>>5729009
Joan d'Arc
>>5729009
Quality Control
>>5729009
Feddie Scum
>>5729009
Reigen's Best Friend
>>5729013
I want this as well but lets face it.
The torture itself is that this will never happen and we'll have to live with this.
>>5729009
Gundam Tanaka
>>5729009
Master Artoria
>>5729009
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>5729011
>Dies
>>5729009
The Uber Gang
>>5729009
Hokigayi Heckimen
>>5729009
Maria and Harusame
>>5729009
Eggman-kun
>>5729009
Hajime Hinata
>>5729009
meme expert
>>5729040
>laughing armenian.jpg
DAYLEE REMINER DAT
MONY
dis iz not an entry i jus rly lik mony
>>5729009
Regulus Corneas
>>5729009
Najimi Ajimu
>>5729066
I read this in the Idubbbz gay retard accent
>>5729009
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5729062
Congratulations, you know how to read a filename.
>>5729082
>kissu
Are we ready to begin game 1/10?
>>5729083
did you steal that from my stupid friend chart
>>5729087
Yee
>>5729087
You Skipped Me
>>5729078
who dat
an im not gey ur gey
fuk u
>>5729087
Only 10?
>>5729100
He didn't skip anyone.
>>5729116
:^)
>>5729119
kys Ramsay
>>5729087
Everything looks in order.
>>5729009
Comrade Soviet
>>5729086
Don't.
>>5729052
Please die Ramsalt.
>>5729087
Do I get a special prize for winning this game as pacifist for the second time in a row ?
>>5729096
Of course not. It's painfully obvious that all my 1500 filenames are peculiarly worded by my one and only creative brain and that even thinking that I would give any shout outs to anyone but myself is a primary example of how much of a stupid idiot you are.
..Alright alright I admit it, I'm busted.
Let's go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF1oUKeFEMM
How unclassy of you. I'm almost disappointed.
I don't think anyone died. There's a first.
>>5729108
>10 games for 10/10, Reigen's birthday.
>>5729116
But he made my heart skip.
>>5729087
Don't worry Yukine, I'll carry as usual.
>>5729122
Yukine, I know its you.
>>5729148
I have to keep an eye on all of you.
>good luck
>>5729147
YOU'RE A STUPID MAN
>>5729151
Carry yourself off a clliff
>>5729164
NO!
>>5729148
What could possibly go wrong ?
>>5729148
>Hajime x Togami Yaoi
Would you?
When will Yukine finally get a ship with Asuka?
>>5729148
dis isnt 2 far off how de actual vido gam beginz
>>5729167
kep an eye?
is dat directd towardz mi?
>>5729148
So long, suckers! See ya in the funny papers.
>>5729171
Then get in there so i can samefag check you :^)
>>5729183
No, you're not interesting
>>5729186
I already stopped
most of my shit is done in 5 mins or less
>>5729127
>>5729142
Can I go back to playing video games now?
>>5729148
Eggman and the Mercy Killer don't want ANY past winners in this game.
If you've won before, chances are you're not winning this time.
>>5729147
Haven't put much thought into what happens in that situation. I'll get back to you on it.
>>5729198
neitr r u laydee
u r dert undr mi feets mortal
ugh
>>5729206
oky ragulus u can com in2 mi crib now
no tuch mony btw
onli 4 me
>>5729203
>circles
obvious shop, there were no circles before
>>5729227
Piss off
>>5729227
Don't you have a vampire loli to beat your nuts to?
>>5729206
I've already exceeded my past performance. This is going to be fun.
>>5729226
Good, I'm glad you want as much to do with me as I want with you.
>>5729245
>beating off to lolis
kys kamina
>>5729227
More Asuka porn, please
>>5729171
It's okay I understand. Being acknowledged by a man of my rank can put a lot of pressure on the shoulders, so if you want so I can change the name.
>>5729206
I thought you were more of a hand-to-hand guy, Eggman.
By the way Mokou, stop stealing my finisher. There's only one person allowed to do the Phoenix Splash here.
>>5729206
One down, two to go.
Oh shit. A hot dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykqO8D_7g3Q
Now the real party's started.
>>5729256
You know, I thought we were past the point where you were a thorn in my side...
>>5729276
dis is SO rood
>>5729275
And it should be me, because I've been doing it longer.
>>5729268
>IT'S NOT ME
What did he mean by this?
Seth is best
>>5729275
You're just a low, idiot, Seth. A stupid idiot!
>>5729276
NO NO NO NOT HIKKI
>>5729281
Don't take it personally
>tfw Yukine won't shitpost Reigen's game with Asuka porn
>>5729300
Why would he
he should shitpost it with Reigen porn
>>5729275
ey woahh wer did u get dat shinee belt?
is it maed out of gold
cen i hav it
>>5729307
As much of a fag he is, he wouldn't shitpost someone he isn't obcessed with.
>>5729276
Another particularly bloody day.
It's Hikki's turn for some hallucinations.
>>5729310
>>5729310
Because you're spiting Hoshi and we all know that excuse is bullshit, so post Asuka futa, now.
>>5729276
Yukine's obsession is starting to become really alarming.
>>5729284
That's just not true.
Besides, WWE trademarked the Phoenix Splash to the Seth Rollins brand. Meaning if I wanted I could drop a C&D on you anytime.
>>5729290
Thank you very much for this valuable input that anyone with an IQ over 100 knew already.
>>5729319
>>5729295
dis is homosex
>When you meme so hard Hoshi gets fucking pissed from the aftershock a thread away
>>5729339
Was it you? Post more futa.
>>5729299
So I should ignore that you had ample time to decide to attack me after clearly seeing me?
Any one here at all?
>>5729295
If I'm a stupid idiot then what does that make you ?
I'm afraid that a word doesn't even exist to describe such a level of idiocy.
>>5729314
I won it.
Yes.
No. Not now, not ever.
>>5729319
I highly doubt this was just a hallucination.
I want to watch Yukine get spitroasted by Junko and Hoshi
>>5729324
>I have an asuka folder but no futa
>>5729319
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my heart...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1pUQ8nPGeQ
Do you?
>>5729368
Sure you do, cancer.
>>5729365
Hello Seth
>>5729368
madman
>>5729359
nop
>>5729365
wy
dosnt lok like ur usin it
>>5729339
>implying anger
Jeez, I didn't know you were this basic.
This thread is cancer.
>>5729377
it's small like most of my folders, because I never bother to finish anything
>>5729394
MADMAN
>>5729392
Only Seth isn't
>>5729394
>implying you don't have a second folder with futa cancer
I have severe depression and the only thing that stops me from swinging from my ceiling fan is dank memes are my sweet RP skills.
>>5729390
Didn't know it took that little to trigger you fampai
>>5729348
Talk to Yukine lad
>>5729353
Yeah, it's in your best interest
>>5729335
I know it might be hard to admit you took inspiration from someone other than yourself.
>>5729372
The last of their iconic duo is snuffed out.
>>5729387
So how is your morning?
>>5729372
Reigen my brother, since I'm your dearest of friend, you would surely agree to send me a sample of what these mutants are made so I can analyze them to prepare the most effective way of fending them off in my next participation, right ?
>>5729380
Sup Soviet ?
>>5729387
I'm using it a lot, but not publicly.
And not at this time of the day.
>>5729432
You're such a peach sometimes, you know that?
>>5729450
Watched the debate last night?
>>5729436
YUNG VENUZ IS STRONK
>
>>5729444
fild wit mony
an gunz
u?
>>5729450
can i jus tuch it 4 a second
il giv it bak
promis
>>5729464
>ruskie caring about american politics
CANON SHATTERED
>>5729450
>Seth with a full beard
>>5729466
Same just without money because true Socialism
>>5729479
Wanted to see on how it would happen.
My substitute teacher looks like a swamp witch
>>5729436
Meat grinders and mutants. The enemies of us all.
Winner next slide.
>>5729450
They're made of people.
>>5729454
Of course, you're not the first one to let me know
>>5729490
so a gunz man huh?
can i hev extr bulets pls
i am getin low cuz 2 many popops n brrraps but do not wan 2 spen mi mony
>>5729493
cozi venuz
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>5729424
>When you enter a thread and don't get any (You)'s
You pretty much have to kys now
>>5729507
What kind? I have 9 mm and 5.45×39
>>5729512
Then again. Is morning or dead hours
>>5729514
wat
jus gime de onli typ of bulet
wat is mm? is dat "mony mony"?
>>5729512
This isn't your craft.
>>5729526
What isn't
>>5729512
Guess I'll have to go suck more dick for more (You)'s
>>5729424
Why are you making out with a shark ?
I knew you were into bestiality by now but this is kind of awkward.
>>5729432
Stop lying Mokou, there's nothing more I despise more than liars.
I have image, video and audio proofs of my one of a kind body executing this move at its fullest potential since I was only a little fella.
>>5729464
Nah, watched my B+ colleagues pull off their subpar performances at their inferior pay-per-view "No Mercy" instead.
>>5729466
You have more chances of seeing that crippled Daniel Bryan wrestle again than your filthy hands ever touching gold.
>>5729487
Not my best style, I admit.
But when you think of it anything goes well with my face. I could have a mustache as ridiculous as Simon Gotch's one or a beard as stupid looking as Sheamus' one and it would still look amazing on me.
>>5729493
.. And ?
Come on Reigen, I know you're hiding something from me.
>>5729532
Fishing for (you)s, you come off as a tryhard.
>>5729512
>when you enter a thread and don't get any futa
>>5729537
i tuch gol ery day dumdum
mi gun is mad of gold
oo i bet u fel stuped now
stuped
>>5729543
You're the one with the futa, dumbass.
>>5729522
No capitalist scum. You know what just take random ammo. You're illuminati magic will fix problem
>hands you 300 pistol ammo and 680 assault rifle ammo
>>5729537
Ok. How is your morning?
>>5729520
Why does a guy have to threaten suicide just to get a hello around here?
>>5729536
Knees, bitch
>>5729537
That's your question? Not why am I naked in a cup of jelly?
And I'm noway near into beastiality
>>5729543
You could have asked you know.
>>5729557
Desperation
>>5729556
horay bulet
>wastes all of it in a matter of seconds
e rushkie i ned mor
ur bulets suk i shot dem and dey kep misin the target
an i am not "bad at shotin" or hav "no depth persheption" ur bulets just suk
>10 minutes since last slide
Cancer.
>>5729493
Sorry about that. Was having some... issues.
An arm is a small price to pay for victory.
>>5729537
They're made of people.
That's it.
>>5729537
It's just a shame you weren't alive to see me do it before the existence of photography
>>5729586
YOUR WINNER!
>>5729581
how many minutes ago was the last time you posted a slide?
>>5729581
Reigen is dead.
>>5729586
>>5729591
EGS MAN AGEN?
DIS IS BUL SHIT
>>5729557
>sugs ur dik
Gib me the (You)'s senpai.
>>5729591
>Forgot to update his level.
We're off to a good start today.
>>5729591
Congrats Egg
Thanks for hosting
>>5729576
No. Fak u
>>5729624
no
fak u
>dis is good rp
>>5729605
Placements.
Thanks for playing.
I'm skipping The List for these games. Now then, I'm going to grab something to eat, and then I shall get a new thread ready for game 2/10!
>>5729599
>>5729599
>>5729599
>>5729599
Oh bby ur my evangelion for life
>>5729503
Just how many people have you stabbed in the back?
>>5729634
Adequately done, player and host.
>>5729632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysFzSmDRs2U
>>5729632
dont wast bulet plz or else no bulet anymor
>one of the best
>>5729551
I didn't know frozen piss was the go to go material for any kinds of weapons in Annoying Talking Geometric Shapes universe.
>>5729556
Wonderful. The better question is, how much on a scale of 1 to 10 is life grateful to see I keep waking up every day in its dimension to bless it of my marvelous presence ?
>>5729560
Well I'm used to the former, so it's not really surprising.
At least it's good to know you haven't crossed the line yet. First spiders then sharks, be careful where you stick your private parts in.
>>5729586
That's boring.
I expected more from a psycho genius like you. You need to get creative with your minions. Thankfully you have the chance of having an imaginary freak like me as your best friend.
>>5729588
My eyes would have probably burned on the spot from seeing you butchering MY move.
>>5729605
Who booked this shit ? When is management finally going to let new blood go over ?
>>5729634
Don't choke on your sandwich Reigen.
Oh yeah and thanks for the match I guess.
>>5729667
who is dis
fak u
>>5729672
r u makin fun of mi voice
im gon hav 2 kil u twise now
>>5729673
its not frzen pis
if it was, mi gun wold melt evry tim i went 2 desrt
an i am not a SHAP i am a TRINAGLE
>>5729673
Rigged/10
>>5729687
1v1 mi fgt
◇
>>5728447
>not playing hostage rescue