>>5726708
>computer as fuck
What did he mean by this?
>>5726720
>Kissu
>>5726725
>>5726717
Hm... I'm watchin' you, Brian! The heroine's got guts, and she wouldn't be America if she didn't make any bold claims without bold evidence! You're off the hook... For now! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
>>5726708
My, my. How extremely filthy...
>>5726698
In my case it was me forcing myself to be awake and winning a match. Of course I collapsed soon after but I can say I had fun doing it.
>>5726704
I am worried for them. Just how many artificial hearts will I have to break.
>>5726704
Tch.
...You're still no real doctor.
>>5726719
You make a nasty habit of leaving before you introduce yourself, ypi lmpw. yes?
>>5726710
>>5726729
And I don't necessarily like warm drinks, either.
>>5726733
....
This was sleep deprivation, then? Strange.
>>5726729
>>5726633
Yeah. As awkward and uncomfortable this situation right now, it isn't as really bad as it seems - sorta brings a whole new perspective as a narrator. It's difficult to keep track of which ava, knows who - ex - Akatsuki knows Ivan, but he just recently met Alfred and "you" being Amelia.
>>5726747
>"you know, yes?"
>Fucking finger being like just one key over
>>5726715
>>5726717
I could override such a thing if I needed to, I doubt some people could do that, except for those people, the ones that cut themselves.. How sickening..
>>5726733
Haha, Ram I don't have artificial hearts, so you won't have to worry.
>>5726747
Nonsense, I am a machine, my hand steadier than any person, my retention of knowledge much higher, I'd be an ideal doctor. Not to mention my love of life.
>>5726747
I have realized I lose what control I have when I grow tired.
*she yawns softly*
However I do not feel like doing it tonight.
>>5726761
You know what I meant. I wonder if one would take it harder or if one would not care at all.
>>5726747
T-Then we can drink iced tea or whatever and laugh about our days! Y'know, just heroine things!
>>5726752
I mean, people never really think of what it's like from the narrator's perspective - What do they think about certain things that happen to certain avas? It kinda gives you another side to the whole story, and I like it!
...Yeah, to be honest, I'm not liking this whole thing I'm getting on with here. I was called in to prank Kurumi, but then suddenly, I manage to convince Urotsuki not to kill Alfred on sight and Kurumi's a bit nicer towards the two now! I was only here to prank Kurumi and mend things with Rika, damnit, not to make more friends than Alfred did in a month...
What I'm trying to say is that I'm sorry for confusing you, Mr. Narrator. It's the least I could do to acknowledge the elephant in the room, yeah?
>>5726778
Oh my, you plan on using me as a guinea pig? I suppose I don't mind.
>>5726761
"Would be" being the key word, yes?
>>5726778
Do you regret doing that?
...But certainly don't let me keep you if you need rest.
>>5726792
Or I could simply watch you suffer. It doesn't particularly natter to me.
>>5726801
...I-Ivan? Is that you? In all seriousness, this is all kinda getting a bit uncomfortable, right? I mean, the room temperature is colder than Siberia in the winter, I'm sure that if looks could kill, you'd disintegrate me faster than I could give Rika a hug... Maaaaybe I should just apologise for doing whatever to you, right?
>>5726798
We will see another time. I have to go to sleep now though. Good night, Kaito.
>>5726801
I would not say regret but I did find it odd whenever I do. I have determined it was a pleasure meeting you, Ariel. Farewell.
I have tired myself from all that is here. Goodbye for now.
>>5726792
Just little tangents like that generate circles, like a smile on your face...whatever the hell I just said -- elephant in the room?
>>5726801
I have all the knowledge I need, but since I am not human I cannot become a licensed doctor.
Just medical equipment maybe?
>>5726825
Then I shall wait till next time, goodnight Ram, have a pleasant rest.
>>5726825
Hmh. Likewise.
Farewell, Ramlethal.
>>5726822
I find it rather comfortable, actually. And maybe you should, maybe not.
Perhaps I'm simply doing this to bother you again.
>>5726839
Hmpf. I still wouldn't trust you.
>kissus everyone on the cheek
Goodnight my friends. Yes, that means you too.
>>5726853
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>>5726854
Night to you, my good man.
>>5726825
See ya later, bro!
>>5726838
Yeah, like whatever it was you just said! Narrating things are pretty cool since you can add as many details as you can! At least, I think that's what you meant...
...I mean, you know. You said it was hard keeping track of who knows who, so I may as well apologise it and acknowledge the elephant in the room! Right?
>>5726845
I-I guess this jacket ain't enough in such cold temperatures, hehe! And I should, but I don't know what to apologise for!
Maybe, maybe not, but I ain't keen to ask what you're doing this for should I step on some hot wires there.
>>5726854
Good night, dude!
>>5726853
>She slaps him
Don't do that!
>>5726854
Farewell.
>>5726876
I could be practically naked and I'd be at home in this.
.... Mostly for my own enjoyment, at the moment.
>>5726892
...The mental image deeply disturbs me, I'll be honest with you. Blergh, I don't wanna think about it...
Well, I hope you're amused by this, because the heroine's not really enjoying this at all!
>>5726876
>Dense as a rock. Energy low. "Yeah, am I the elephant in the room? Sorry. It's 4:00 am, right? Sorry if I'm being obnoxiously retar-- stupid, I mean..."
>>5726907
Oh, please, it's not as if I'm some blob.
>She smirks, after a moment.
And I meant moreso because I find it pleasant. But yes, I am.
>>5726917
No, no, it's cool! If you need to rest, then rest! I mean, it's nine in the afternoon where I am here, but you should listen to the clock and get some rest! And I'm the stupid one, c'mon now; breaking the fourth wall was just begging for trouble... But at least I made a new friend out of it! And no, you're not the elephant in the room!
>>5726931
It's still weird because you're a person with thoughts and feelings and here I am just thinking about you being--
>Amelia takes a deep breath and sighs.
Y'know that I'm not all that innocent, c'mon now. And you better damn be amused by this, because I'm doing this all for free! What a nerve to just walk up in here and annoy me for fun! Grumble grumble...
>>5726955
>Just like that, it's gone.
Your imagination is overactive. And no, I certainly didn't.
...Frankly I'm growing a little bored here.
>>5726934
>"Nine in the afternoon? That sounds UnAmerican! This could only mean you're fro....."
>The spirit of "me" dissipates, as Gilgamesh seals the void.
...Oh boy, look at the time Amelia~! Well time isn't relative to me, since I live in a void. Cya later!
When the fuck did we come in here?
>>5726975
...Huh? I mean, my imagination is pretty overactive, yeah. And, well, now you know that the heroine's not all that innocent as she seems, durufu~
If you're bored, then you can always just head off to bed. Rumour has it that it's always early in the morning around this time, so I can imagine that, y'know, you're tired.
>>5726979
Durufu~ You'd think that America would be American, but the truth is that the narrator is from...! Nope, leaving it on a cliffhanger. See ya later, Mr. Narrator and Gilgamesh! I hope you both have a good rest!
>>5726999
Approximately 47 minutes ago.
>>5727003
Not particularly tired. Merely bored. And a little annoyed.
>>5727033
Talking to the heroine does these things to you, you see. Of course, I'd ask you what you'd want me to do so you're not annoyed, but then you'd probably just say that you'd want me to go away, yeah? The heroine knows this all too well like the back of her hand...
>>5727049
And you'd be quite right there. I suppose I'll simply go for now.
>>5727061
Ah, and there it is. I mean, hey, at least you were amused by me for, like, five nanoseconds. See ya later, dude.
>>5726999
Since about... now. In fact I've just been nappin'.
>test
>when you make your ava sound like a dick by accident
JUST
I want to fuck _________
>>5727094
>when you make your dick sound like an ava by accident
JUST
Well, looks like it's back. What'd you all do while it was down?
Hello? Are we back?
>>5727094
>>5727106
>When you ava your dick and it can only make sounds by accident
>>5727110
Read a little, I guess. Honestly I barely even noticed it was gone.
>>5727117
Yep, apparently.
>>5727110
I was busy having a few snacks here and there, listening to music and all that... It was pretty comfy, now that I think about it. You?
>>5727117
I think we are, Sakuya. What counts as "back", exactly?
>>5727110
Read. Unlike the rest of you who probably don't even know how to.
>>5727117
Stop asking questions with an obvious answer, you dolt.
>>5727138
>Read. Unlike the rest of you who probably don't even know how to.
nigga how else do we read your posts
>>5727133
I felt it get a little colder... At least, I think so. It's just getting damn cold in general.
>>5727136
I read a bit. And huddled under a blanket so I didn't freeze to death. .. Well, at least someone enjoyed it.
>>5727138
...Do you always make guesses in the dark like that? I was reading too. And listening to some music.
>>5727145
Can't say I have any good novels to read, myself, so that was basically scratched off then. And it can't be that cold, c'mon! Chilly, yeah, but not freezin'... The peace and quiet is always a welcome change, in my opinion, even if it gets a little bit lonely.
>>5727099
ing die.
>>5727140
I don't cause he's a cancerous Dangan.
>>5727138
And what high horse did you ride on to get here?
>>5727136
It's when unseen events have finally settled down which allow us to return to this realm instead of being thrown to the void.
>>5727133
That's actually great.
>>5727145
Seriously? I hadn't even realized it has been. Honestly, it's been too damn hot for me.
>>5727168
>Not liking the most based male Dangan after Izuru
I found the faggot, guys.
>>5727172
Dangan is cancerous in general, I don't like any of them.
>>5727170
...And here I thought that it was just the internet having problems, holy crap! That sounds absolutely terrifying, I'm gonna be honest with ya! I'm never gonna imagine this place freezing up the same way ever again!
>>5727145
Notice how I said probably, woman. Or is your vocabulary perhaps so bad that you are not aware of the words definition?
>>5727170
Your petty insults mean nothing to me. Do you really think that Togami Byakuya cares what someone as irrelevant as you thinks?
>>5727170
It is kinda weird seeing it be dead silent, I'll admit.
>>5727117
Pretty much.
>>5727159
It's a comic actually.
Well, it's not freezing, but I miss the warm days of spring already. At least at the hospital they had a heating system.
But at the same time, it's a lot more peaceful.
>>5727171
Are we in the same arena? Seriously, it's starting to get chilly as hell here. You've been cooped up in your..Tank or whatever.
>>5727179
I wouldn't say probably. Most people can read these days.
It doesn't make you look cool to make statements like that if they're wrong.
>>5727187
This place is weird with some people, perceptions of time and weather and all that crap. It's like...not quite five in the morning for me, for example.
And hey, even I stay out of that thing when I'm not using it, nowadays.
>>5727187
Tomato, tomato. Comics are just books with,more pictures in 'em.
Man, it's just... Average, at least the temperature is for me. Maybe it's because I have this jacket on, but it feels both chilly and warm at the same time...
Peaceful and lonely are one of the same when you think about it, but it's kinda weird having it; well, at least it is to me.
>>5727187
I am not trying to look "cool" as you say. Why would I care to impress the people here when I find the vast majority of them to be repulsive?
I'm actually bleeding from my ballsack
Please help
>>5727213
Go to the hospital you fucknut, why are you browsing this place instead
>>5727187
Is that?
>>5727185
It shouldn't be weird. It's just another trial that we have to overcome.
>>5727178
It's not that scary. These events allow us to return to our normal lives and rest from all the fighting that usually goes on in this place.
>>5727179
Ah, so your name is Togima. It's a pleasure to meet you.
>>5727197
Nothing in this place makes sense, huh....
>sighs
But it did cure me. Can't bite the hand that feeds you.
>she switches effects, now clad in a hoodie. then she lifts the hood
>>5727219
I'm getting tired of all your guys' shit.
>>5727208
Yours looks a lot thicker, yeah.
If you value alone time and personal peace, then you'd hate where I had to stay. People always checking on you or giving you something... Your time's basically dictated by the staff.
>>5727211
>shrugs
Eh, good point.
>>5727219
>Another one.
>>5727222
Oh, come on. Doesn't it feel unnatural, it being like that?
>>5727230
Hehehe, aint that the truth. Ugh, honestly, I'd love for it to be cold, I just can't stand the heat most of the time.
...And that's just goddamn handy.
>>5727222
"Unseen events" and "thrown to the void" ISN'T scary to you? Maybe it's because I'm not a fan of the supernatural to begin with, but that sounds creepy as hell!
I mean, don't get me wrong, the heroine's glad to have these happen to us, but it's a bit awkward when it just turns silent, you know?
>>5727230
Leave it to the heroine to have the right equipment for the climate, durufu~!
...Well, I've never really had peace and quiet because I'm the gal that usually breaks it. Although it's a welcome change of pace, the bustle of the city streets feels much more welcoming than the sounds of the forest.
And that sounds like it wasn't a fun time for you, at all. Like, it'd probably be annoying for you if you wanted to rest and then someone needed you for something, right?
>>5727222
It is a... "pleasure" to meet you as well I suppose...
Well? Isn't it quite rude of you not to introduce yourself?
>>5727230
Of course it's a good point, I'm the one who made it.
>>5727213
Scratch it harder.
>>5727239
>D-do you like it?
>>5727239
Trust me. If I could just swap that with you then I would.
..you mean the hoodie, right? The hoodie effect.
>she rubs at the fabric of it
This one...it's actually just an ordinary hoodie I used to wear all the time. Funny how that works.
>>5727245
Heroine? ...
>stares
..hm. You're definitely a city kinda girl, yeah. Well... same here too. I can't say I've been out in the wilderness much before.
Not fun is an understatement. That was just one part of it that sucked. I could go into real excruiating detail about it.
>>5727251
That is a point you made... whoever you are.
I'm Sabitsuki. And your point would matter more to me if I knew your name.
>Mfw after work ends and gotta watch the debate at home over some friend chicken
>>5727257
>They amuse the hell out of me.
>>5727275
Eh, my life isn't the best, either.
Hehehe, I wouldn't mind being able to change my clothes like that. Still, looks comfy.
>>5727275
...What? C'mon, now, I've got a good reason for calling myself that. I'm sure I probably remind you of someone...
Anyway, I prefer the city over the wilderness because it's much more welcoming, but I just said that. You wouldn't be missing out on too much unless you like meditation and the such.
Oh, boy, it's one of THOSE hospitals. You know the ones I'm talking about, right? The ones that have the crappy staff, relatively unknown... You ever played Silent Hill before? Was it a hospital like any of those?
someone please host
>>5727275
Togami Byakuya, Acting Head of Future Foundation's 14th division. I must say that I am quite surprised that you have not heard of me already. Although, I suppose it only makes sense that there would be a few...
>>5727239
No it feels completely natural. Why would it be unnatural?
>>5727245
You two? Well, it's not that unnatural. It feels more natural. Also, if you want something that's creepy then you should visit a haunted house in gensokyo.
>>5727251
Oh, I thought you would be the type of person to say, "Your name is insignificant because I am the only thing that matters in the world." My name is Sakuya Izayoi.
>>5727318
This is supposed to be a place of chaos and strife, what's NOT unnatural about it being dead silent?
>>5727318
How dare you? For you to say such things about someone who you have just met... you are by far the most disrespectful and rude person I have met in all my time here.
>>5727318
If you're talking about the awkward bit, that's perfectly normal. It just feels like the world stops for a second, y'know? Not gonna complain, but it just feels lonely around here when it's like that...
And I'm fine enough with ghosts, thank you! A haunted house would give me a heart attack faster than you can sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"! I'm quite content with just being... A heroine, despite my weaknesses!
>>5727296
I'd still do it if you can believe that.
Who wouldn't? Haha, you know how much time you could save just doing that?
...And it's pretty comfy,yeah. Dunno what it's made of, but it's as soft as a blanket.
Personally, I always valued that over how somethin' looks.
>>5727310
...Uh. No, I don't really know anyone that calls themselves that.
No need to repeat yourself. I know how I look but I'm an alright listener.
...Silent Hill? Never heard of it... But what you described definitely sounds like something that'd happen there. And the stuff I saw at my old one... It might as well be.
>>5727317
Yeah... Didn't get out much until recently, Togami.
What's this Future Foundation do? Is it some sort of big corporation or learning institute?
>>5727345
Losing all of your loved ones? And then finally getting something you'd call family, completely out of your control? And then losing them all over again? Mentally scarring people to the point of where they had someone remove their memories just because of how painful it was on account of your own sheer stupidity? Being REPEATEDLY defeated by the person you hate in life more than anything, no matter how hard you try, and even losing one of your loved ones to them?
...I might not be sick, but my life sure as hell isn't fun.
>A look of realization crosses her face, and the clears her throat, looking away
Uh. Sorry. Rambled. I used to do the same, though. Nowadays I just try and wear something practical. Even gave up wearing that hat I liked and that dress.
>>5727345
I know nothing about you or who your friends are. I refuse to release such information until I know where you stand.
>>5727345
I'll give ya three hints; he wears glasses, has a curl of hair that represents Nantucket, and his name starts with "A"~
Still, repetition is a good way to get your point across, word of advice from the heroine.
It was a pretty popular horror video game. I think it was set in a hospital? Yeah, I think it was; the hospital looked rundown, absolutely filthy, the staff were creepy as hell... And you're saying it might as well be? Man, I dunno if I should keep pressing on.
dead again?
>>5727359
.... Yeesh...Alright, alright. I get it.
>she looks off to the side
I'm good being me.
Stuff that slow you down when you're workin' on stuff, or that'll get stuck on moving parts.
>>5727363
I'm a sick girl that broke out of her hospital to get healed. And my friends are either far away from here or dead. In other words, I don't really have any.
>>5727366
...Was that supposed to help? I don't know anyone like that.I don't.
Noted....?
...Really, they make games like that now? The only game system I really had was an old Famicom in my room.
>>5727405
yee
>>5727408
fug
>>5727407
Stuff that won't*
>>5727407
Especially compared to this utter failure....
Yeah, stuff like that. Why I dress all boring-like with shorts and crap.
...I mean, honestly, only reason I still wear my hair so long is pretty much just because I just can't bring myself to cut it.
>>5727407
...Man. I almost don't wanna reveal who he is to not spoil the surprise, but that'll come later, I guess.
Anyway, yep, they make games like that now! We've come a long way since the Famicom days, and now we've got groundbreaking new technology, like... Hm... Virtual reality! Doesn't that sound cool as all hell? Man, it almost gives me nostalgia at the simple thought of it...
>>5727407
You most likely have no evidence to back any of that up, correct? No matter, you seem harmless enough. I find it extremely unlikely that you are a member of Ultimate Despair. The best way to sum up Future Foundation would be to call it an anti-terrorist organization.
>>5727429
I almost wanna reveal him.
Damnit, I need to read my stuff.
>>5727426
>Gah.
woah woah woah woah woah woah woah.
woah woah woah woah.
zoooooooh.
Entry post at XX:45!
Get ready folks! Tell your friends! Tell your family!
So a friend of mine linked the JoJo scene where the Pillar Men awaken
....WHAT
THE
FUCK
DID I JUST WITNESS?
>>5727445
The pillarmen awaken
also the Part 2 anime is really old by now
And the manga is even older
>>5727445
AY AY AY AIIIIEEEE
>>5727445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCa6o_zzZXs
[ENTRY POST]
Ha-ji-maru-yo~!
First whatever~!
>>5727550
Rika
>>5727550
>>5727550
SexuaLobster
>>5727550
Sabitsuki
>>5727550
Togami Byakuya
>>5727550
The Star-Spangled Heroine
>>5727550
Spike
>>5727550
Lord Beerus
>>5727550
Sliver Queen
>>5727550
Donald J. Trump
>>5727550
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>5727550
Reo
>>5727550
meme expert
>>5727550
Maria and Harusame
>>5727550
A Pimp Named Slickback
>>5727550
Wojak
>>5727550
Flourette
>>5727550
Saihara Shuuichi
>>5727550
XD
>>5727550
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>5727656
>>5727550
Illyasviel von Einzbern
Can I get a picture with the teddy?
>>5727550
Pratty
>>5727550
Eggman-kun
>>5727426
Why call it boring? You had a better word for it. "Practical".
And why's that?
>>5727429
>shrugs
Whatever.
Did you say Virtual Reality?! Damn, they've been keeping me out of the loop then! That just sounds too cool...Pisses me off I missed so much.
>>5727433
...You're part of an anti-terrorist organization?
...Not tryin' to pull my leg?
>stares at you skeptically
>>5727550
Captain Luna
Check and swap!
>>5727681
Give this ho A Pimp Named Slickpack's position. Hos can die for A Pimp Named Slickback.
>>5727648
>>5727681
>>5727689
>>5727677
>>5727681
LINKING CORRECTLY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK
>>5727665
If you are victorious I will make sure I am on the wincard!
>>5727689
>>5727677
For calling me a ho, I will ignore your request and enter Luna instead!
>>5727676
Eh, I get a lot of gripes about it being boring.
What? I can't just like my hair? Plus, where I'm from, cutting hair like that has implications. Like...casting away the past, and stuff. Not exactly something I do.
>>5727689
>>5727692
>>5727694
I have not understood a word, and I believe it to be better that way.
>>5727676
You'll remember him soon enough, but let's shaddup about him; we've got more important matters to attend to!
When I say virtual reality, I don't mean, like... "Move around and do cool shit with the surroundings" virtual reality like in the Matrix or whatever. You put on a headset with two controllers in each hand, and you interact and move around almost like you're a part of it! "Too cool" is friggin' right, dude! Don't worry; you'll learn all about the world and how it changed in no time!
Thanks to Rilakkuma, newly recruited school mascot of Asuka Academia.
School starts in... 3... 2... 1...
>>5727676
If you are trying to imply that I do not seem capable of such then you should just say it rather than beating around the bush.
>>5727711
Dammit, you gotta stop springing this on us so that we can actually come dressed properly.
GO!
Someone needs to do some research on the win ratio of students who have the "gets to school on time event in the beginning of the game!"
>>5727718
nice rp
>>5727720
...Snore-- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE WHITE HOUSE, RIKA?! GET OUT!
>>5727697
Well, screw what they think. Do what you want with it.
That wouldn't be so out of the ordinary like, a few decades ago. the practice I mean.
>>5727712
...Maybe from behind a desk.
>snicker
But I guess I dont' really see why you'd lie. you're up against that Ultimate Despair thing you mentioned then.
>>5727711
Ready....
>>5727720
Yeah, whatever. Go.
>>5727703
Even that kind's cooler than what I had access to! Man, it must be fun as hell.... Is Nintendo still making things now?
XD works on his makeup to be even more XDer.
Spike will never find love.
Flourette tries to garner some favor from the teachers.
>>5727720
>>5727733
>She blasts the door down, shouts something incomprehensible, and flies out.
>>5727736
Doesn't help when you're gonna be headed to a formal occasion, like...imminently.
And yeah, thing is...we're not "a few decades ago" culturally. We're "a few centuries ago". See what I mean?
>>5727743
They still deserve a quick death, regardless of their deeds.
>Junko shitposting Hoshi's game
Pottery
It's time for Summer Vacation already?!
>>5727736
Dude, it really is fun, and you have NO idea what Nintendo's got coming! Get this, dude - they had an appearance in the 2016 Olympics, AND IT WAS AWESOME! Alright? Alright! I'm sorry for seeming so excited, but I'm never usually allowed to gush about something I like, so this is...! This is exhilarating!
>>5727743
Blergh, writing's not all that fun. I think I'll pass.
>>5727750
IS THIS ABOUT ALFRED?! JESUS CHRIST, AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO PAY FOR THIS CRAP! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR DEAL...?!
It's time for the first wall of fail of the game, it's a pretty lengthy one!
>>5727760
eh, I don't mind, it's good porn
>>5727773
>Junko
>>5727773
>Futa
Kys Stocking/Bolin
>>5727763
Hah! Nice one!
>>5727768
IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM! HAHAHA!
>>5727720
Wooooow...Birdiiiiieeeees! I don't got anything to give them....
Can Junko and her clique fuck off from Hoshi's game?
>>5727743
...He? Really?
>sigh
>>5727750
There's a formal even happening here? Is this really the best place to be having that? Things get real bloody around here.
>>5727763
I'd rather be dead sometimes.
>>5727768
...Ehhh...Yeah, alright.
>smiles
Games were one of the few things I had to entertain myself, so... nice to hear.
>>5727736
Of course I'm not lying, you idiot. Besides, I care not weather or not you believe me. I must go now, we will continue our conversation at a later date.
>>5727782
>Junko
>>5727785
They appear to have something to give to the red haired one.
Hikki seems to be friendly with the ponies.
Guys, I hate Hoshi as much as the next guy, but his games are pretty good. Can't we shitpost after he's done hosting?
>>5727803
>Junko
>>5727789
>>sigh
Careful with that kinda language.
>>5727790
Yeah..take it easy.
..He's a jerk.
>>5727798
Damnit, I just need to borrow your answers for a momen--
>>5727796
>Junko
Thread is proof that Junko has no right to be playing victim.
>>5727780
BUT WHY?! GODDAMNIT, YOU FLEW FROM JAPAN TO AMERICA FOR WHAT REASON?! WHY?!
>>5727789
But of course, dude! Like, games are one of the best things ever, you know? I could spend all day talking about them, but I wouldn't want to bore you! It's apparently bad manners to do that in front of a stanger.
>>5727798
DURUFU~! I've no idea what you're talking about, c'mon now.
>>5727814
>Junko
>hoshi defense force thinking this is junko
>Junko spamming to damage control
>>5727789
Nonono! Not hear! Back...at someone's world. A wedding.
...As soon as I can...actuallygetthere. I think.
>>5727798
Seriously, can you cut it out with that crap? Makes me wanna tear your voice box out. That is NOT an actual noise that people make.
>>5727815
SCREW YOU, THAT'S WHY!
Meme expert gets fucking tanked.
>>5727819
Probably Yukine then.
2nd wall of fail!
>>5727832
>implying yukine would shitpost knowing that he wouldn't get attention from it
Junko <
>>5727823
BECAUSE YOU CAN?! IS THIS ALL IT'S ABOUT?! DAMNIT, I HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL OF THE DAMAGES, AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A GOOD REASON FOR DOING IT?! I'M THE TYPE OF GAL TO SOLVE PROBLEMS USING VIOLENCE, AND GOD HELP ME IF THIS ISN'T A HUGE PROBLEM!
Rika can't even beat a meme.
Can I be Junko too?
>>5727839
>implying he wouldn't say that just to damage control
>implying he doesn't have a history of lewdposting avas he doesn't like
>>5727853
>Junko
>Junko
>Junko
>Junko
>Junko
>Junko
>>5727815
Heh...
Awful polite of ya, I could believe that. Maybe we can do that another time.
The name's Sabitsuki. Yours?
>>5727823
I'd hope not! Not that I'd care, but no one's gonna sit patiently here for more than 5 minutes for anything other than a game.
...Well, you have a way, right?
Don't tell me you accepted an invitation you can't actually get to.
>>5727797
Red haired one, you mean the headm -
>She sees what's talking to her and in an instant she is frozen. Paralyzed with fear, she stands there, unsure wether to run or attack.
>>5727858
>J>u>n>k>o
>>5727852
...I dunno, man. I've been thinking a lot about Alfred and his antics here lately, and I'm wondering how I'm gonna help him THIS time...
>>5727859
Don't blame me for it, blame England! Made me have to learn not to talk someone's ear off or else they'll dislike you or something, I dunno. Just because I'm the heroine and I'm eccentric as well, damnit...
My name? Amelia F. Jones, also known as the U.S.A.! It's a pleasure to meet ya, Sabitsuki!
Lunch Break! Did you pack your bentos?!
Why is Yukine posting his futa porn?
>>5727869
Thank me, actually. That works better in this context!
>>5727872
Damnit, there's no hotdogs in here-- HRK!
>>5727852
I just don't give a crap, honestly, I'm already past this level of education.
>>5727848
TOUGH SHIT!
>>5727859
>She clears her throat awkwardly
I'm meant to have someone sent to escort me...I think. They kinda just vanished though, I believe.
>>5727872
Ah~. Talk about satisfying.
>>5727880
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO ATTACK YOU, OR ELSE YOU'D PROBABLY... STILL BE UP THERE LAUGHING AT ME, ACTUALLY.
...D-Damnit, I can't pay for all of this by myself, and then she had to break down the door? DURUFU~! I can always bounce back from it, what am I talkin' about? Beat it, chump!
Fuck, Luna got smashed.
Yukine, pls keep posting.
>>5727869
It depends on the situation. But of course, he didn't say that, did he? I say, just do what you want. You're the heroine, so if someone wants to listen to you, let it out.
>she shrugs
Yeah, pleased to meet you too, Amelia.
...Heh. Usa.
>>5727880
You know...
There's a chance they're not coming back to escort you.
Hoshi did you get my email?
>Yukine
Hoshi forgive me
>Yukine
>>5727895
Ergh.... Dull.
>>5727901
They're a goddamn servant to royalty, they've got obligations!
...Worst case scenario, I ask someone else from there, or follow them when they leave.
>>5727892
>She's gone by now.
Trump is smashing HiIlary. Not in this game tho.
We need someone to enter Hillbilly whenever someone enters Trump.
>mentions Yukine
>Asuka futa stops
really makes you think
>>5727914
>tfw to smart to post futa
>>5727918
>You know who isn't?
>Yukine
>>5727862
The headm?
>>5727920
>Yukine
Rika aims, fires, and completely misses.
Good job, dumbass.
>>5727901
No, because he... Is it a she in my context? Bah, whatever, because she's a "gentleman" and whatever so she wants me to follow her as an example. I'm not a kid anymore, damnit! And, of course, she doesn't think I'm the heroine either because I'm "too wacky". She's so mean at times... But we're not talking about her!
I dunno what's funny about my initials being "Usa", but what I think is funny is that you've kinda-sorta met me before! Well, not me, more like a genderbent version of me-- Bah, whatever.
>>5727912
Ciao, Rika! Come back for more when you feel like it; the heroine's baseball bat is looking a liiiittle bit too dusty for my liking, durufu~
...S-She didn't hear me, right?
>>5727921
PLEASEDONTEATMEIDIDN'TDOANYTHING TOYOU
>She is curled up on the ground, crying and shaking in absolute terror at the behemoth towering above her
>>5727913
>She laughs like a jackass.
>>5727927
Oh, go fuck yourself, I'm not a physical person!
>>5727928
>She's not back.
>>5727941
Thanks, Mr. Narrator Guy, you saved my ass once again! It'd be problematic if she heard me, after all!
Spike unleashes some of that dragon.
>>5727912
Meeeh. In that case, you have less to worry about.
Though, those methods of yours...
>>5727928
She sounds like a real pain! You seem just fine, what's it her business that you need to be a gentleman...gentlewoman, all the time.
Forget her.
...Usa. You don't know? It's usa, like usagi. It translates out to rabbit.
...That sounds sorta familiar.
>>5727950
OI. Piss off.
>>5727951
What? There something funny about them?
XD vs Wojak.
Memes face off.
Wall of fail.
They really cut down the cool time for pass users.
>>5727951
She IS! She can argue all she wants on how I should be a gentlewoman, but I ain't gonna listen if she hallucinates a flying mint bunny and Captain Hook!
...I can't forget her, however. She's my older sister - we always have arguments, like all family members do! She's a gentlewoman, I'm the heroine, that's how it's gonna be whether she likes it or not.
Rabbits? Ha, ha, because England hallucinates a flying mint bunny. In all seriousness, it sounds pretty funny now that I think about it!
...It does? How familiar are we talkin' about here?
I'll be speeding up the posting, I've got some jobs to get to.
I really, really, don't want memes to win my game.
The next wall of fail.
XD is going to die, sweet.
I cant sleep
End me
>>5727981
I'll wipe their miserable faces off the planet.
>>5727984
Uhuh. Yeah. Whatever.
>>5727991
...Hey, yay.
Wojack takes the loss and leaves the school. XD bites the dust after the wind bites him.
And the ace student is...
>>5727997
nice rp
>>5727999
...Mumble, mumble. Congrats, thanks for hosting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLOtl3nLR7Q
AND THE ACE STUDENT OF ASUKA ACADEMIA GAMES XXXIV IS... RIKA~! LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE HAD IT IN YOU AFTER ALL!
>>5727999
...Can I go and feed the birds now?
Right right! Good job, miss Rika. And uhm..Thank you for hosting, miss!
>>5728005
Congratulations, Rika.
Thanks for hosting, Asuka.
I'd post the link to the archives but imgur is having some issues that doesn't allow me to sort the images I've uploaded in order, so until that is fixed, the archives will not be updated for the time being.
Thanks for playing!
I might be back after I take care of some stuff, so stick around.
>>5728001
Listen, you think I wanna actually communicate with those weirdos?
>>5727999
I TOLD YOU I'D SHOW YOU! Get out of my sight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsKdEV8BHn8
>>5728005
Thanks for the show, lady.
>Christ, doesn't this make four I've won of these?
>>5728008
Thanks, dragon.
>>5728004
Whine some more, hehehehe. Thanks.
>>5728006
I didn't even see any. Thanks, Kana.
>>5727997
>...Hey, yay.
That would be totally my exact reaction when it turns out that some other guy will get expelled instead of me thanks to an emotionally instable guy.
what avafags do you guys miss?
>>5728009
Thanks for hosting mate
>>5727962
Nah, they work, nothin' funny about them.
>>5728005
Besides, you won. Congrats.
>>5727980
Ahhh.... Huh.
That's... really somethin'. Talking about family isn't my strong suit, so uh... you'll figure it out.
I think I remember talking to some dude about countries... And how turning me into one would have cured me. Well, jokes on him. I don't have to do all that crazy stuff.
>>5728005
Congratulations Rika
>>5728018
the gay ones
>>5728016
Listen, I wasn't in any mood to get my hopes or my excitement up. Pardon me for sounding lackluster.
>>5728026
Thanks, Ririchiyo.
>>5728020
That sure as hell wasn't what your tone seemed to imply. Thanks, either way.
>>5728028
which ones are those?
>>5728042
oldfags
>>5728015
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I've half a mind to blow up at you. Get outta here.
>>5728020
Maybe, maybe not. She's my sister, so I bet it's just banter - then again, when she gets drunk, she gets all nostalgic and crap, and... She's really bitter about the Revolutionary War.
Well, it's "could've" since your physical state is based on your economy, but blah blah blah, that's too hard for one gal to manage by herself, and even then you'd be cursed with living forever. Either way, congrats on whatever it was that happened to you, dude! I'm sure you'll be in tiptop condition from now on!
...Psst. Do you remember his name?
>>5728044
Oh, I thought you meant the avatars that are actually gay, not the fags.
>>5728036
No? Guess I should work on that...
Eh, I'll do it another night.
For now I'm gonna go pass out under a blanket.
See ya.
>>5728049
Considering she's England... I can see why.
Bleh... listen, I'd probably die before I got to the condition to be considered a country. Besides, it sounded too ridiculous to work. Who'd believe that?
...Nah, I don't. I'm getting out of here now, though. Bye.
>>5728049
>She sticks her tongue out, and flies off again
>>5728063
Oi, you never told m-
...Bah, whatever. Later.
>>5728063
...She used to be so great, but then...
Anyway, probably? You would've, but the "best" part about being a country is that you can't die. You can feel pain, yeah, but you can't die. Then again, if you knew that detail, you probably would've told him that you weren't interested... And if they're desperate enough, they'll believe anything.
...Looks like I'm gonna have to play the Pronoun Game when you get back, then, hehe. See ya later, Sabitsuki, and have a good... Whatever time it is for you over there!
>>5728071
Real mature, there, just sticking your tongue out at me. Good thing you actually listened to me for once, though - I thought you'd never be able to do that.
>there are people who unironically think donald trump won the debate last night
>>5728085
Thanks, CTR, but /pol/ is a different board.
>>5728085
>implying he didn't kick ass
Why don't you go back to watching Morning Joe, cuck?
>>5728009
Christ, are you going for a win with every single character?
>we've spent over 4 hours on this thread
is it dead hours now?
>>5728095
>looking like a deranged and confused man with no idea what he's talking about
>kicking ass
Good sunrise.
>>5728106
Its monday, what did you expect?
>>5728112
good morning, m8
>>5728106
Been.
>>5728103
>Me?
>>5728112
>Yawn
Yeah, yeah. Morning.
Post your favorite reaction gif or pic.
>>5728112
Good morning, bro! How's the morning been for ya so far?
>>5728131
How goes the daily struggle of life?
>>5728137
Tired, Madame?
>>5728143
it was bright enough, I can't say how it feels though, I just woke up.
>>5728148
But of course; that's a detail I always seem to forget when saying good morning. I ask them how their day was even though they haven't even begun it yet! How silly of me, amirite?
>>5728148
Been up for pretty damn long, so yeah.
>>5728152
Yes, that is silly of you.
>>5728154
Well if you feel like taking a nap, do take it, the world won't disappear while you are sleeping.
>>5728164
As to be expected by the heroine, after all! Y'know, my friend, I've always appreciated a good joke; do you like jokes, if I may ask?
>>5728137
Yeh
>>5728166
I very much do love a nice chuckle.
>>5728167
>I swear, I just enter who I'm using at the time.
>But at this rate it is getting pretty insane.
>Four, right?
>>5728164
....
I wish you were right. It happened once, it could happen again.
>>5728174
And everybody else does from time to time! I've always wanted to be a comedian, y'know; wanna hear a few jokes to pass the time?
>>5728177
That is horrible to hear.
>>5728180
Sure, go ahead, if you need to pass a punchline, my face is always ready.
>>5728187
...I dunno what you mean by that last statement, but I doubt it's anything good! Here I go! Ahem. "I have a really bad fear of speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it!" Eh? D-Did I do good?
>>5728191
>the little boy is having a giggle at the joke
Jolly good first one you've got.
>>5728187
You don't know the half of it.
>>5728197
But of course! We Americans are good at our comedy, after all!
>Amelia suddenly has a serious expression, donning a thousand-mile stare.
I'm gonna be honest with ya, dude. I’ve got no home, I haven’t got control, and I can’t see any escape.
...
I should get a new keyboard! Eh? Eh? Was that good or what?
>>5728198
Well I do, sorta, I am stuck here just like you, Madame.
>>5728206
Heh... Though to be honest, that one was a stretch.
>>5728212
Yeah, it was a bit too... What's the word? Misleadin'. The punchline didn't help soften the blow because it was a little bit too serious.
...I mean, it could be worse. I could be a mountain. Mountains aren't funny... They're HILL AREAS! Eh? Eh?
>>5728107
>Hillaryfags on suicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=085q1Cm98-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXWRzNJRFMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k98VHUO03Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BHegzPLqSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pt-BqOMRSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXmqrZRwNtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2Dri7OjsOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7U1B0cKfgs
>>5728212
...No. It's still waiting for you. Everything I loved just...vanished.
>>5728177
And if you get 5 wins in my games with any 5 of your avatars, I'll get you a 4Chan pass or 20 bucks on Steam.
>>5728224
>first video is praising one of the dumbest things he said in the debate
Not even bothering with the rest. Fucking dumbass.
>>5728230
How about 10 steam bucks and handwritten letter?
>>5728220
>he chuckles
Righto.
>>5728228
Are you sure? I don't know what happened to mine.
>>5728233
Thank you for correcting the record. Seriously, /pol/ is the other way, though. You're wasting your shill time on a board that doesn't matter.
>>5728230
I'm zero fifths of the way there
>>5728230
>That's a bit crazy, but yay?
>>5728238
>She taps the side of your head
Mine was replaced. I could feel it, and I could practically see it.
>>5728238
"Righto" is right, dude! Y'know, my friend, don't tell Rika this, but I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. It's a complex complex complex! Man, my jokes have improved WAY more compared to how they were back in the day!
>>5728233
>Hillary not going to jail for the email bullshit
>Denying literally everyone in the media tapping their boners to Hillary getting destroyed
Questioning your function to think logically.
Questioning the integrity of your anal passage.
>Hillary defending rapist husband and attacking 12 yo rape victim
>Tries to get Donald for being an Alphamale since 2005
>Tfw Donald touched her pussy tonight.
>>5728233
>not even bothering with the rest
translation
>I have no comeback to any of those
>bothering with elections
>when Jerrymandering is legal
>>5728250
That's sounds like you are doubting your existance, Madame Rika
>>5728254
Those are quite funny, good for you Mate.
>>5728237
Deal.
>>5728244
>Correcting the record
Uh, shithead, he just ignored the record. How the fuck can he correct what he doesn't have the balls to address?
>Everything I disagree with must be /pol/
Topmeme.
>Doesn't matter
Course not, you're gonna fucking lose, I guarantee it.
>>5728250
Not crazy at all, I've got extra bills to burn.
>>5728272
Correct The Record (CTR) is Hillary's paid internet division that goes around trolling message boards and social media trying to spin the public discourse in her favor.
>>5728272
>he doesn't know the dank /pol/ maymays
lurk moar
>>5728268
But of course! I'm just looking for ways to pass the time before I head off to bed, and I've gotta improvise on my joke-making skills, wouldn't you agree?
...Maybe I could make puns, while I'm at it... Yo, dude! Give me any random thing and I'll make a pun about it!
>>5728281
>>5728278
>implying I'm beta enough to lurk /pol/
>>5728284
Then at least learn basic context clues, fuckface. I was obviously telling them to fuck off to /pol/ to shill for Hillary if they feel like it.
>>5728289
You sound upset.
But fuck /pol/. Trump tho.
>>5728284
Yes, you are. You are the exact kind of worthless bottomfeeder who would lurk /pol/.
>>5728293
I'm not upset, I just like using the the term 'fuckface'.
>>5728293
please stop upset
>>5728296
>I don't like Hoshi
>Better call him worthless and accuse him for posting in /pol/ for no reason when he clearly doesn't have any idea what's supposed to be on there
>tfw there's a perfectly open /pol/ anon posting with us
>Doesn't comment on those
Wow, anon... I'm really really sorry, that my actions in this community have caused you to become such a salty prick against me. Next time I shitpost your mother, I'll think about how my actions affect someone on the other side of the internet who is just here to circlejerk.
>>5728272
>It makes one of us. Hey, long as you're happy with that stuff.
>>5728268
Huh? Eh, technically-speaking, I don't and never have existed.
...I'm more concerned about my family. All the evidence points toward not only just one of them still existing, but that one person not even remembering.
Like sure can always get shittier, huh?
>>5728297
I just like calling people upset.
>>5728312
Then we're both happy. I'm glad.
>>5728230
>Tfw I only need 1 more win
>Don't want any handouts for playing a stupid time killer
HG: /pol/
>>5728311
I am willing to put a bit of my own resources down to make sure people can actually earn something from winning my games. You'd have a great time posting without captcha.
>>5728140
>>5728283
Blazes.
>>5728311
What evidence? Please don't hit me for saying this, but I think you are taking your feelings for facts, and if you did spot one of them, then there is a chance of existance.
>>5728317
>Can't bother to hype up the game, the prize, and HG in general
>Has to be a huge bummer
>Complains about free stuff he has a good excuse to accept
Well, fuck me, fuck the guys working their asses off to bring you this "time killer", even if it is, you'd have some decency to show a little respect.
>>5728330
Blazes? Hold on, lemme think of something good... If I bla-zes card right, I could get you rolling on the floor in laughter!
...Yeah, not one of my best ones, admittedly.
>>5728336
different guy but
>not being a bummer all the time
>not just posting like you have nothing to lose
>not regretting everything later
And yeah, it has to be legit avas or an entry that is undeniably an ava that belongs to one person, memes won't really work with the prizes. If I can't confirm that you actually have had 5 wins in the game, I certainly won't be giving out a prize for it. So if you're going to be playing for it, make sure you can prove it's you.
>>5728324
>Admittedly, that's really goddamn true, since captcha has the nasty habit to freeze up on me.
>>5728330
There's no precedence to any of them but her existing. But there IS precedence for people that weren't just swept aside to not remember the old ones.
Like I said, sucks to be me.
>>5728317
Whoever you are, I bet you're a respected avafag with some decent games.
>>5728352
>HG =/= politics
What?
>>5728352
I can do whatever the fuck I want.
What are you going to do, beat me up?
>>5728018
Revy.
I know the lass still be around, but she be a fine lass turned scallywag
>>5728352
Are you upset?
>>5728382
He seems upset.
>>5728373
kys Baron
>>5728373
kys Baron
>>5728358
You're specifically the one to blame for digging it back up after 30 minutes.
Go fuck yourself you worthless leech on society.
>>5728373
kys Baron
I want to fuck fem pirate
>>5728399
200% UPSET
>>5728373
kys Baron
>>5728373
kys Baron
>>5728373
kys Baron