/ERP/ thread - The zombies are cumming edition Previous

>>5726608
{To be honest I wouldn't mind being in a situation like that--}
{except with creatures that won't devour my flesh.}

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Nth for sleep.

You guys do know Alpha is in charge of some of the newer discords that have popped up, right?

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I heard there were hot babes in here!
>Raises a single eyebrow after scanning the area.
I see nothing that interests me so far.

>>5726706
We already knew this.
We just don't care.

>>5726718
but it's alpha

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>>5726713
"Hi there mister!"
>Oh sweet jesus the semen demon is here.

>>5726728
You already said that.

>>5726730
>The blond man with a pompadour looked around, attempting to locate the source of the voice to no avail.
>Until hie pea-brain made him look below him.
>A single eyebrow he raised before speaking up to the little girl.
Hey there, kid. Have you seen any hot babes around?

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It's late gentlemen. I'm gonna go sleep like a baby.

I genuinely wish you a good night.

>>5726751
goodnight

Buttsecks iz best secks.

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>>5726749
"Most of them are asleep, Mister!"
"You can probably go panty raiding, it's the prime night for that!"
>The little girl held up a...keyring? It also had several keys on it. This girl screamed trouble.
"I have keys to their rooms on this! A lot of them trust me, being a little girl and all."

>>5726751
{Sleep well! I really like how you write, ma'am!}

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>>5726772
Lil' one, I don't care much for them panties if you don't include the ladies in them.
Besides, that's not the kind of behavior that I'd expect from a girl like you.
>Not like he wasn't familiar to weird girls like Little Suzy.
Now be a good girl behave, will you? Of course if you have an older sister...

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I hope this is a good moment to come in

>>5726829

It certainly is! Welcome!

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>>5726835
Thats good to hear, perfect

How are you tonight?

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>>5726816
"My sister is the same age as me! At least, I think she is. We're the same height, and we both are little kids. But she says I'm too..what's the word? Provocative or somethin'. But I'm sure one of the other women will wake up soon!"
"I have unique behavior, mister! If you hang around here long enough, you'll see what I mean! A lot of girls here are like me, too!"
>>5726829
"Hi miss!"

>>5726852

Somewhat bored but hanging in there.
I'm sure I can survive... Got a name, beautiful?

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>>5726871
You can call me Shermie anon, nice to meet you
Uhmm? a bit bored, why? get on to do something and stop being bored and useless

>>5726863
Hi hi little cutie

>>5726896

Shermie, that's a nice name. It was a cute ring to it.
>The man stood up, arms crossed as he causally took a quick look at her features and form.
What if what I want to do is a person?

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>>5726863
A lot like girls are just like you?
So, do they hang around with keys to other girl's rooms and plan to raid their panties? Yuck!
Where's the fun in that?

>>5726936
>not wanting to do a panty raid

What are you? Gay?

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>>5726954
I'm always having a great time if that's what you're asking, brother!
>Johnny kisses his biceps.
It's always joyful being me.

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>>5726924
What you want to do is a person? uhmm
>She rubs her index finger on her chin, wondering
You want to talk with someone, thats what you mean, anon?

>>5726973

Uh, not at all. I was thinking of something more... Physical.

>>5726972
You'll blend in nicely here since everyone here likes to have a gay old time. Have fun, Mr. Bravo.

>>5726630
lewd egg

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>>5726986
You want to fight with me, is that it?
>She assumes her battle stance, looking directly at him
Let me tell you that I'm not going to be easy on you ~

>>5726919 (Felix)
Really? Why's that? I'm a bit curious.
>He replies with a question of his own, his gaze shifting from the cat's amber eyes down to his backside once it was presented. The view alone was enough to tantalize him, but the feeling was something else entirely, unexpected even. In an effort to return the favor, he grinds up hard against Felix's backside, the notable bump in his clothing riding between the catboy's skirt, undercloth, and against his plushy cheeks hidden away. The man's own eyes narrowed in both lust an excitement, turning upward once more to meet Felix's gaze before popping out his next statement.
If we're admitting things, I suppose I should let you know you're the first time I've ever really done anything with... a boy.

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>>5726896
"Did you show up because the blonde guy is here? He keeps saying he's looking for women, so I think he's looking for you!"

>>5726936
"We also pull pranks, Mister! But a lot of the guys here like to steal panties, among other things! Things that are a lot more naughty!"
"I just collect kisses to find my brother! That's all, I swear!"
>This girl must be lying, the way she was batting her eyelashes and playing innocent was far too obvious.

>>5726998

I didn't mean that! I-I'll lose for sure!
>Clearing his throat, he looked away.
I thought of something like having sex... That's the purpose of this place after all.

>>5726978(Felix)
I didn't know you were selfish enough to disregard your master. Hmm. Sounds like someone needs to be punished.
>With a grim smirk, the man pushed the boy down into the sheets and pinned him down by the wrists. Luckily they were on a soft bed, otherwise it'd cause quite a bit of pain to the little cat. Flipping him over swiftly, he moved so that Felix's rear was jutting out into the air while he laid(mostly) prone, tiny cock dangling in mid-air along his taut sack. As the man eyed the two pinkish globes of flesh, his temptation to fuck him right then and there grew, but he resisted as much as he could. To give in would show a lack of will, after all. While he stared at the tight pink pucker, he raised his hand, and delivered a hard smack across the boy's ass, forceful enough to leave a bright red mark along the pale skin.
My one instruction was for you to be obedient, after all.

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>>5726898
>She already had a plan on how she was going to assure he would stay.
>Her fingers curled tightly around his forgotten rod, and she smiled down at him as she sat on one leg, to make sure she could grind against it when she got too needy.
>Her hand went right back to work. Squeeze, rub, pull. Squeeze, rub, pull. She would squeeze and pull his rod gently from the base to the top, rubbing the tip with her thumb, and then go right back down.
>She had a pattern going on, and her eyes watched his own intensely for the signs of them changing.

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>>5726991

>By then, Rance pounded into Seaport Hime's cunt with full strength behind every single thrust, his crotch slamming against hers as the sound of their flesh colliding filled the air. His climax approached and he was eagerly waiting for it.
>Breaking the kiss, he cautiously pressed his forehead against her face, as pressing it against her own would be impossible thanks to that curious horn.
N-Nnnngh~!!
>With a final barrage of merciless thrusts, the Admiral released string after string of his hot, sticky and healthy seed directly into Seaport's womb, filling her in matter of seconds before quickly pulling his cock out of her, spraying his seed on her crotch, belly and breasts!
A-Ahh~!!

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>>5727006
Collect kisses? Woah, baby. Aren't you a bit too young to be doing that?
You should collect, umm, whatever little girls collect.

>>5726993
I will, Faceless Man.

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>>5727024
Uhh? having sex? this place is for that?
>She looks around and notices what this place is for, suddenly she blushes, trying to cover more of her face with her own hands
I didn't know... ehem... What you want is have SEX with me?
>She moves her hands away from her face and leans forward, slightly rubbing her bright red lips with the tip of her fingers

>>5727006
Uhmm no, to be honest I do not know that guy, sweetie. Maybe she's actually looking for you ~

Who the hell was that Rinoa last thread?

Test

>>5727080
one based shitposter

ded

>>5727080
My apprentice

Are we back up?

...Are we back, Hiro?

>>5727069

Exactly!
>Said the man as he slowly approached Shermie, hands inside his jacket as he cautiously looked at her, keeping his distance. After all, he already had bad experience dealing with fighting gals.
What do you say? It would be fun if you are up to it, Shermie.

Magic 8 ball
Will we get a new Jeanne from Fate since Nep left

>>5727142
No
Fuck you

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>>5727142

>>5727142
> he doesn't know that the eagle girl picked her up.

>>5727167
Will we ever get any good new avas?

>>5727184
marseille is good on the premise of being able to ignore shitposting and fuck alone

>>5727167
will i ever be satisfied?

>>5727191
literally who?

>>5727174
>>5727191
> Lupin thirstposting this early

>>5727191
This, we've got too many avas going "Oh hi, how are y-- whoops, bad time, I'll come back later" whenever shitposting's going on.

>>5727220
I think double/jinx and new nep take it very well.

why is my dick so big

>>5727287
You're a nigger, Harry.

>>5727191
Strike Witches are generic and don't add anything to the threads though.

ded

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>>5727346
>Strike Witches

The Yanks should've dropped more than two.

>>5727346
Anon....
They have peronsonality

>>5727346
>implying all characters in a typefuck thread will be unique

>>5727690
>All the anons complaining about generic anime girls are playing anon, the most generic of self inserts with a big cock, master of seduction and can make girls swoon just by touching their butts.
Poetry.

>>5727702
Oh yeah, now that I think about it, everyone I've seen complaining about generic girls was an anon. I guess it makes sense.

Lurkers Reveal yourselves!

>>5727924
We're in Yurop hours on a Monday, who would even lurk here right now?

>>5727974
Ehh 21 posters, there should be someone around

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>>5727924
>>5727974
I would because i don't have work on mondays.

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>>5727924
>>5727974
>>5727987
Same.

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>>5728002
Where are you even from miss bunnytits.

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>>5727924
Hi~

https://discord.gg/7TnBPaJ
Comfy Discord

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>>5727924

>>5728033
>Tucks the Nep in bed

>>5727987
>>5728002
>>5728011
>>5728033
>Morning shift Pets

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>>5728037
>>5728039
Was tucked in, and pet at the same time. How lovely!
Good morning everyone! E-Even though I haven't slept!

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>>5728010
Canada! And you?

>>5728039
>Smooches
Morning~

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>>5727924
>>5727974
I've nothing interesting to add save my meaningless presence.

>>5728047
... I didn't even > The first part...
... M-Maybe I should go to sleep

>>5728051
>Morning shift pets for the psychologist to

>>5728047
We assume you're sleeping soon

>>5728048
I'm the o-other guy, not the normal petanon. He doesn't do mornings so I-I pick up the slack
>Morning shift PetAnon is cherry red

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>>5728048
Denmark. The weather is pretty shitty right now and I have to go out in it for groceries. Oh well it could have been worse.
>>5728039
Appreciated.

>>5728051
Good morning Mecha, good show yesterday.

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>>5728064
Oh? I see! Well, that's fine too~
>Says Sponty simply as she happily distributes more smooches

>>5728065
Ah, maybe it'll clear out in a little bit?

>>5728065
Happy to help Godot!

>>5728076
A-a morning shift PetAnon will do to?
>The squirming PetAnon doesnt seem sure if he wants to accept it or try and escape

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>>5728076
There is no sight of blue sky thought. Only grey clouds and all that. It is in the middle of fall after all. Anyway I'm gonna head out and hope it doesn't start to rain even more. Have a good day or whatever the time is.

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>>5728088
Of course! Why wouldn't it?
>The lewd bunny winks at the latest petting recruit, before hugging him into her generous bunny assets.

>>5728089
Good luck! And thanks, you too~

>>5728101
>His response is silenced by the large bunny breasts no wrapping around his head. He goes limp as he forgoes any more resistance, only lifting a thumbs up to show her he accepts his fate

Gimme the succ

>>5728101
Oh hey, I don't think I've seen you around here before. Are you new?

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>>5728111
Good~
>She mercifully lets go of him before petting his own head in turn.
I'm sure you'll do great job here.

>>5728135
Not at all! I've actually been around for quite some time now, although not so much lately.

>>5728162
I look forward to the morning shift!
>He face is still entirely red with his blushing

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>>5728188
>She nods, then boops his nose playfully.
So do I~

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>>5728240

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>>5728262
I prefer anal.

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>>5728273

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>>5728287
>that will never be firmly placed upon your face
why live?

>>5728249
Hi Sponty!

>>5728249
Go to sleep.

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>>5728308
Hello~

>>5728314
Soon!

>>5728333
A while back you used MGE shoggoth and we had a session. We did stop just before the TF thing, would it be okay if we continued that after you have slept (which you really should do)?

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>>5728350
Ooh, that's right. Of course it would be okay!
I should be around tomorrow (or rather, later today) around the evening or maybe late night. Would that be fine with you?

>>5728333
Yo bae!

>>5728381
That should be around evening/night for me so it's all good here.
Thank you!

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>>5728388
Heya~

>>5728398
Always a pleasure!

>>5728431
Go to sleep.
I'll hopefully be joining you.

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You can look but you can't touch

>>5728629
>Slides a finger across your legs

>>5728629
>Super touches

>>5728629
I'd touch the hell out of those legs if not for the shitty taste in wrestling themes, that's a pretty good self-defense technique.

>>5728629
>Behaves and refrains from touching

>>5728629
Do you just save random images of ava's to post that?

Testing whether the servers died again or the thread's really this dead in these hours.

>>5727167
Will Kenny and Kurisu ever fuck?

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>>5728629
>takes a picture
noice

>>5727167
>>5728913

>>5728929
Anon...

>>5728629
>Stretches just out of reach of touching Weiss' legs, more out of concern for her pelvis than anything else.
I'm looking as hard as I can, though.

I want to fuck vampy

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Would you?

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>>5729133
Well, beastmen do make stronger undead...

>>5729133
>NitroTitan
Nah, I like not being eaten by the cock.

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daylee reminer dat

mony

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>>5729122
IT'S NOT ME

I want to fuck kurumi clock chan

>>5729122
>>5729210
Of course it isn't you.

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>>5729243
IT'S NOT ME

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ERP Thread
Graveyard Edition

Spooky dead hours ghoulies are not fit to fuck.

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>>5729397
>scavenges thread for resources

>/erp/
delet this

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>>5729417
Roll for inspection, faggot. 1d20(-5) because you're a slav and you're drunk.

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>>5729445
Heт. Иди нaхyй

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>>5729397
Spooky is not for sexual!

>>5729477
During Halloween it is!

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>>5729477
Then why you here?

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>>5729477
You'd be surprised.

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>>5729477
Ainz-sama
>doki doki

>>5727727
Or they're not posting with their avatars because that's a terrible idea. No free expression of thought allowed, generic anime girls only.

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>>5729473
>нaхyй
чтo?

>>5729477
I'll fuck the skeletal in prone bone.

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>>5729477
I want to tenderly love Ainz!

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>>5729516
Full thing means fuck off. Haхyй roughly translates from what I remember as dick if that answers questio.

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>>5729495
Fair enough, but that's mostly just prostitots dressed like slutty nurses, maids and cops than sexy spooks

>>5729496
I pick through the dead RPers for free skeletons

>>5729498
Not enough bone showing to be sexual

>>5729499
Entoma!
>flicks a green biscuit over to you

>>5729516

Ainz's wild ride is for world conquest
not brutal skeleton loving

>>5729530
I want to tenderly watch movies with Kurisu while drinking dr.pepper

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>>5729559
It's a date.

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>>5729539
I took a minute to go deeper than machine translation, but I knew it was something rude. That's why I attached a landmine to your butt so you'd explode the next time you squat.

>>5729559
Calcium through skeletanal is pretty potent.

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>>5729559
I mean if skeleton not for sexual why you in place filled of sexual?

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>>5729583
You doubt my slav power comrade
>removes mine and kicks it away
You can't remove rights to squat where I want
>squats upside down on ceiling

I want to turn Vampy into a cock sleeve

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>>5729607
>kicking a primed explosive
This is why Stalingrad happened.

>>5729611
>>5729210
samefag

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>>5729631
ayy fuk u mane

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>>5729628
Also why we won. I have no fear in battle. But that doesn't mean I fear nothing.

Reminder to shitpost about bad avas.

>>5728088
I don't know if I should be offended or honored.
>pets anyway

>>5729628
>>5729607
>>5729583
>>5729573
>>5729559
>>5728431
>also pets

But work had been getting on my ass about phone usage, so keep up the good work morning shift PA!

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>>5729699
Thanks. Good luck at work

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>>5729651
Literally fucking kicked a prime explosive. That's not courage, that's retardation.

O rite, Soviet.

>>5729695
Reminder that the Crusades killed tens of thousands of non-combatants.

>>5729777
>Reminder that the Crusades killed tens of thousands of non-combatants.
After centuries of islamic wars killed hundreds of thousands!

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>>5729777
You not understand comrade how mine work, You see when kick mine away it does not into boom since mine only active when of stepping on

>>5729777
This is why everybody should be a combatant. Survival of the fittest

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>>5729777
(It was worth every death)

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>>5729800
This
DEUS VULT

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>>5729573
I can't wait! Of course Kenny is invited too if you want!

>>5729583
Most people don't survive the crushing force of Skeletanal though.

>>5729584
I've been made a liar on the no sexual rule once in a blue moon. That and I just like the people here.
>>5729699
>Squeezes PA with all the love and affection from the bottom of his sternum

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>>5729802
Fuck you, just explode already before you die of thirst in an ocean.

Also
>>5729800
>>5729810
>>5729814
>>5729816
That's not the FUCKING POINT you geniuses.

>>5729827
>implying I'd be taking the skeletanal

>>5729853
Shut the fuck up you liberal cuck

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>>5729827
I'm stealing a seat!

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>>5729477
I'm going to RATTLE your bones!

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>>5729853
(Your comparison is ill-fitting)

>>5729877
Now let me hide in your clothes

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>>5729871
Make me, you problematic neocon!

>>5729885
No, it's perfectly fitting.
>Crusades had tons of collateral damage
>Shitposting avatars you don't like because you're so pathetic you have an agenda to push on a thread on 4chan has tons of collateral damage
If it took a genius to figure out the correlation, I wouldn't have come up with it.

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>>5729853
What is the point, little girl?

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>>5729853
No. And remove kebab

>>5729777
>Muslim
>non combatant
Lemo

>>5729924
In fairness, the crusades did kill a lot of non-muslim non-combatants as well.

But at the end of the day, the Crusades were more than justified and should have been given more support.

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>>5729827
THE PIC
OH GOD MY SIDES

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>>5729904
Silly anon. There's only room for me in my cloths! Can't fit the both of us!

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>>5729827
Yes pls

>>5729959
Silly magician. Didn't you forget that you can use magic to make room?

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trinagle is NOT for sexual
unles u want to

>>5729959
you know, who even needs clothes, right?

>>5729959
UNBLOCK ME!

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>>5730005
Trigonometry learning when?

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>>5729972
I love you. Please do horrible things to me.

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>>5729980
*gasp*
You're right!
>Tapping the side of her head she begins to shrink and shrink and shrink. The blue and pink cloth staying the same size until it buries her tiny form under them. A tiny little voice squeaking out from number them
There you go! Take my cloths and hide in them!

>>5730019
You're right!
>She digs her nails into the cloth of her cloths, ripping them apart and exposing her full, round breasts, bouncing in recoil and jiggling about

>>5730085
WHY WON'T YOU REPLY TO ME?

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>>5730035
the points r gud 4 frotting u kno

>>5730085
>DMG is back for actual ERP
Anon back again from a few days ago, I think I may still have my reply

>>5730026
>>5730100
Paul's in school dumb dumb. I give you an A for effort

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>>5730107
Little sis or breast expansion? I'm up for either, even if my keyboard is being a turd.

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>>5730103
Frotting?

>>5730112
On top of that Paul wouldn't bother if he couldn't make sure that DMG knew it was him posting.

>>5730112
I just wanted to keep the thread comfy and scare off the main cause of thread drama.

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>>5730132
u dont wana kno

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>>5730151
Come on. I can handle it.

>>5730147
>thread's going perfectly fine
>DMG's RPing
>B-better scare off the boogyman!
I know you're shitposing but put SOME effort into it.

>>5730085
That... Wasn't what I had in mind, but let's go with it anyway.

>He sticks his hand into the pile of clothes and rummages around a little. After a moment of digging inside he finds what he was looking for.

Aha! Here we are...

>Withdrawing his hand from the pile he pulls out a pair of blue and pink striped panties, only there seemed to be something inside. Something moving. He unbundled the panties to find the tiny DMG inside looking up at him.

Hi there, you cute litting thing!

>>5730132
RUBBING YOUR PENISES TOGETHER

>>5730126
breast expansion, specifically I asked to keep those huge breasts, but then there was complaining about them being way too heavy
I mean come on, it's magic, and besides, the cow has far bigger tits and she's totally fine.... I think

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>>5730173
dis
>>5730182
now wip out dat spas 12 boy

Somebody post the picture DMG took for a 16 year old boy

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>>5730182
Das gay. No thanks

>>5730176
We both know the thread isn't fine for long with DMG around. He has a way to lure out children, shitposters, and Paul. Yes I know I already listed off Paul twice.

>>5730206
You listed yourself twice too :^)

>>5730206
>twice
Three times, my boy.

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>>5730196
No. Is not homosex and you lost chances. Saiga is better

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>>5730197
You mean this one he took to tease Paul?

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>>5730228
suit urself

am stil open 2 others, if any1 is interest

>>5730224
Yeah, you're right.

>>5730221
I didn't say he lures out ones who called that this was going to happen.

>>5730232
yep that's the one

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>>5730181
>The little naked magician waves to the anon as she rests in his hand, wrapping in her panties, shooting a wink at you and playfully blowing a kiss
Hey hey! You can hide in my cloths now. But I don't think it'll work much.

>>5730184
But she has experience! I don't!... Don't make fun of me...

>>5730085
Magician, use Titjob! Oh shit, wait, wrong game. Uh...

>5730264
>called
caused* Just let them RP. No more (You)s for you. Go complain about generic anime girls or call everyone Mecha

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>>5730290
Yeah! I'm not a Pokemon! You have to put me in face down position!

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>tfw people don't like your roleplaying

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>>5730324
>tfw people like your RPing and fap to it

>>5730324
>likes your roleplaying
>you like this

>>5730279
Nah, I don't think so either. But hey, I've got something a lot more fun to play with now!

>He gently strokes the tiny magician's head with his finger while talking to her.

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>>5730335
Don't lie to me! People said my roleplaying is awful!

>5730294
I caused the shitposting?
I didn't know I was DMG.
Also what does calling people Mecha or complaining about some character have to do with wanting to keep the threads good?

>>5730279
I'm not, but you could still use your magic to help, also, you... could also increase the size of your hips and thighs, that could totally help out, right?
>he continues where he left off by groping her huge tits again

>>5730349
Ok
Sorry

>>5730323
Oh yeah, good call, thanks!
>IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL
>gets her in his opening hand conveniently enough
>places her card face down

Does anyone have that DMG molested copy-pasta?

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>>5730323
>puts face down
>fuccs

>>5730374
>>5730353
>>5730294
>>5730274
>>5730232
>>5730224
>>5730221
>>5730206
>>5730197
Samefag check

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>>5730374
A year after meeting my farther for the first time in about 2006 (So 2007-8ish) I was told my sister was molested by my Farther around the same time he was regularly beating me, my mother, and my sister. I still have a scar on my forehead to prove it.
I've been in and out of court rooms for the pass 9 years because of this as well as him refusing to pay child support. I've attempted suicide 3 times. And I lost count of how many times my sister has. I don't ever recall being touched as a child but I've been told.. other things.
A repressed memory or not it happened. And the fact this is public knowledge sickens me to more core.
You did it Paul. You hurt me. Congrats.

>>5730221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e31x8z1LHjs

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(Is this a bad time to try and do something?)

>>5730457
Probably.

>>5730457
Not at all, time to continue with Skyla?
>Pit has been added
wew, anyways, what was happening again last time?

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{SUP NERDS}
{I'm really energetic today because new meds so if I seem really happy that's why}
>>5730457
{Do you have enough pics for me to fuck the angel boy yet--}

A year after meeting my farther for the first time in about 2006 (So 2007-8ish) I was told my sister was molested by my Farther around the same time he was regularly beating me, my mother, and my sister. I still have a scar on my forehead to prove it.
I've been in and out of court rooms for the pass 9 years because of this as well as him refusing to pay child support. I've attempted suicide 3 times. And I lost count of how many times my sister has. I don't ever recall being touched as a child but I've been told.. other things.
A repressed memory or not it happened. And the fact this is public knowledge sickens me to more core.
You did it Paul. You hurt me. Congrats.

>>5730481
(Hey, Adell here, want to continue?)

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>>5730492

>>5730404
>>5730492
The fact that you miserable assholes made this into a copypasta makes me physically ill.
>inb4 hi DMG
I'm not but I'm sure that won't stop you.

>>5730513
{Fuck yeah}

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>>5730341
Yay!~
>She smiles and nuzzles into the single finger strokes like a puppy hungry for affection
What are we going to play anon?... And can I put cloths on?
>She points towards her large breasts... large compared to her body not large compared to a normal breast size. Pointing towards them she pokes them a few time, making them jiggle and bounce on her tiny body

>>5730362
>Leaning over on the anon her massive melons sway and jiggle with their huge amount of mass. Poking her hip with the golden tip of her wand she begins to expand the rest of her body. Her wide hips becoming wider, meatier, thicker. Her bottom becoming larger to balance out her top soon her back straightens out to stand somewhat up straight. Her extra pounds of flesh swaying and jiggling.
I can stand again!... But I don't think I can move...

>>5730373
That's not how it works dumb dumb! You have to tribute summon me!

>>5730389
>Eats the dorito

>>5730457
Just do what I do and only reply to RP/funposts.
>You play Serna now
Good taste.

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>>5730465
(Bad time or not i'm going to try anyways, I can just ignore any of this shitposting. Maybe some rp will get things better. )

>>5730470
(Do you remember what we were doing? Cause to be honest, I don't. )

>>5730481
(I do, and if I really don't have enough, I can always hop back onto Gelbooru to get more between posts. )

Can we shitpost about someone else? I'm bored with LD and DMG.

>>5730526
don't think you can move? come on, you're magic, right? magic can do anything.... can't it?
>either way he wasn't about to stop squeezing her huge tits or rubbing her nipples

>>5730542
Nobody else deserves to have shit flung at them.

>>5730542
I vote milkie wilkies. At least that was funny.

>>5730520
If he didn't want it to turn into a copy-paste then he should of thought twice before thinking something like that was a good idea to post on a thread about typefucking.

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>>5730563
Milkie wilkies is serious business, you fucking normie.

>>5730528
(Ok, I may remember a little, she let me play with her tits because he asked, then I asked for a bit more, right now I'm just playing with her naked tits I believe)

>>5730542
I want to shitpost about neps, but they're not here.

>>5730526
>He continues to pet the cute little magician while watching her cuddle up against his finger.

Oh, I'm sure we'll think of something. And I doubt we'll be able to find any clothes that fit you unless I we take a trip to the toy store!

>Taking her pointing as an invitation he slides his finger down from her head and runs it across her chest, gently prodding the grape-sized breasts with his fingertip.

>>5730526
People wouldn't have to worry about good times to rp if you just fucked off.

>>5730526
>Eats the dorito

I thought you didn't do vore?

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>>5730457
(Is Serena available?)

>>5730526
Oh, right! Sorry, I forgot you're level 6! Man, I suck at this.
>summons whatever monster card in hand he has, waits a turn and sacrifices the card to tribute summon her in a face-down position

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>>5730526
>You have to tribute summon me!
What?

>>5730528
this reminds me
does anyone remembers where Palutena is? I've been wanting for her a while now....

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>>5730554
>Every rub over her nipple shook her just a little bit. You can tell from the contorting of her face every time her sweet little pink nub is touched. Her pink cheeks burning with heat as she raises a foot to try and step forward but she wobbles with the step, almost falling over.
Gah! I can't stay this big silly! C-can I make them a bit smaller? Or would that ruin your fun?|

>>5730617
GAH!
>She cries out as your oversized finger teases and feels around her chest. The heat of your body making her body quiver unexpectedly. Covering her chest she squirms around in the palm of your hand, pouting
H-hey! No touching the tiny mage! I can't fight back when I'm this small!

>>5730630
>Eats the anon too.

>>5730667
Much better!
>Slipping under the card she gets in "face down position" which for her would be on her hands and knees with her plump, lush butt in the air

>>5730695
>paying up to 4000 LP for a fucking Dark Magician
BOY.

>>5730720
>Eats the Kuribo

>>5730622
Yes. Because there was never shitposting before DMG. Never. not once! Nope. Just because of him. Yep.

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>>5730695
>"Dark Magician"
I think you might be wrong there, senpai.
>half your LPs
Yeah, uh

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>>5730602
(I think I might remember that. Was the scene does like last Friday or Saturday or something like that? I feel like we started something and I ended up passing out on you. )

>>5730659
(She is. But you know something I find a bit surprising about her is I haven't gotten a scene with her yet but already people are more interested in my new male character. Not that i'm complaining. )

>>5730742
>>half your LPs
Isn't that 1000?

>>5730720
hmmmmm
>the Anon continues to rub her nipples, giving them a pinch, taking his sweet time to decide
already then, sure, go ahead

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>>5730733
NO! NOT SNUGGLES! BRING HIM BACK!

>>5730720
Hey, you're the one who made yourself that small.

>Ignoring her cries, he easily pushes her arms away with his fingers and goes back to poking and proding her naked body.

>>5730748
(not quite sure, but I do know you said you had to leave before actually leaving)

>>5730720
>Gives you heartburn in revenge.

>>5730720
>>5730742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amPFP2QCHic
BOY

>>5730720
There we go!
>since she was in the face-down position, the anon assumed she had to stay on her fours
Sorry for all the commands, but do you think you could get on top of me?

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>>5730748
(It's quite the twist, isn't it? But still, I won't complain either. It means I get to be first in line)

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>>5730528
>The angel must have caught someone's attention, because now a little girl was sitting on the ground, staring at him with large golden eyes like an owl. She didn't say anything at first, probably observing the flying boy in front of her. After a while she spoke up, eyes lighting up with her words.
"Hello there!"

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Oh no, I have no idea who to fuck with this huge dildo I just stole from the local sex shop.

>>5730832
>Steals it back, slaps you across the face with it, and returns it to its rightful owner.

>>5730524
>>5727045
(A'ight then)
>he gasped in pleasure as her hand found its way back
>whenever her thumb rubbed his tip, she could feel his pre-cum from her previous work on it
>he wanted to thrust his hips together with her hand, but decided not to do that, letting her do it the way she wants to
>his face was flushed red and his eyes were focused on Kuroe and her smile
>while their color didn't seem to come back yet, the red in them stopped vanishing

>>5730776
>Was actually just eating a burrito and have one to the Kuribo to eat as well... If it can eat.

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>>5730841
>sues and succeeds because of excessive melanin content

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>>5730796
(Oh! I recall the scene now. )

>>5730813
(You do got a point there. )

>>5730815
>He had been looking around as he heard that girl speak to him, and once he heard that greeting, Pit would bring himself down onto the ground while also turning his attention toward her.
Hello to you too.
>The angel said with a bright smile. He seemed quite friendly, at least at first glance.

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>>5730753
Games start with 8000. I have no idea where you're getting 1000 from.
Now again the cost isn't that bad seeing how most games are OTKs so halfing your LP isn' the worst when turn one most people can have 9000+ damage on the field. Dark Magician is just a dead archtype.

>>5730765
Thanks!
>She taps her breast once and begins to shrink the massive breast. Keeping them at still a huge size for you in your hands. Also keeping her wide hips thick enough to jut out on her sides. She smiles as she looks back, playfully wagging her bottom
I think I like my new fat butt. What you think anon?

>>5730786
>She shuts her mouth tightly, trying to contain all of her laughs as you finger pokes at her. Rolling around and puffing out her cheeks
St-stop! It tickles! STOP THIS!

>>5730798
NOOOOOOO </3

>>5730801
>Anime rules working in the real game
BOI
>But to a degree you are kinda right. Normally "Dark Magician" can mean any card with the name "Dark Magician" in it's name. Which would count DMG. But since the card says "Dark Magician" and not "Dark Magician card" I'm pretty sure it only counts Dark Magician. But I can't find anything on the YGO wiki about it.

>>5730806
On top of you. AND in face down position? Aren't you the demanding type?~
>She playfully says before tackling the small anon, pinning him to the ground in one leap, pressing her face to his and nuzzling her cheek to his as she straddles him, wiggling her hips about
Like thisss?

>>5730898
>Hugging the little fuzzball she presses the burrito to his little mouth hiding under it's fur.
... I don't even know if these things eat... THEY'RE CUTE DOE!

>>5730933
yeah, I like it, you should keep the bat butt
>His fingers stop pinching her nipples and he moves down to grope said ass, squeezing it
Very nice I must say, Dark Magician Girl butt is very good

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>>5730914
(Any sort of particular scene you might want to do or should we just wing it?)

>>5730933
Yes they certainly are cute little huggable fuzzballs.

>>5730914
(Oh, good, I can remember a little of the scene but not that much, it was a few day ago after all)

>>5730933
Oh, it tickles does it? Then how about... This!

>He easilly flips her over so that she's lying face-down in his hand before pinning her down under his thumb. Once he had her firmly held in place he starts to rub the tip of his finger across the soles of her bare feet, quickly going back and forth repeatedly.

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Anyone looking to start something

>>5731055
I want to carry Gardevoir around.

>>5730933
Yes, just like this, thank you!
>he nuzzles her back while starting to gently rub her breasts

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>>5730979
(Wing it like a Crobat. I'm not sorry. )

>>5730991
(I can remember a bit of the scene too but if you don't mind i'd rather do a scene as Pit or Serena, at least for today. )

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I snorted caster sugar and now my boogers taste sweet.

>>5731110
thanks for the update

>>5731110
I'll take "Reasons not to do things" for 500 Alex.

>>5731108
(wait... no Skyla?.... alright then, I'll take Serena, because she's sexy)

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>>5730988
And I can summon them at will! They make great teddy bears!

>>5730992
Gah! HAhahaha!
>She bursts into a fit of laughter, jerking her body about to try and get away from your tickle assault. Kicking her feet about as you continue to tease her little naked body
STOP! STOP STOP STOP! IT'S TO MUCH! HAHAHA!

>>5731097
>Playfully she leans into the anon, letting her massive breasts press into his hands as he feels them up, shooting him a playful little wink
As long as you're happy anon!

>>5731055
>cute
>can go badass with tonfas
>"+pantyhose always on"
Kiruko would be chill.

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>>5731110
Dumb four-month old. What the fuck did you think would happen? That's not how you metabolize sugar.

>>5730971
>>5731140
(forgot mine)
(you know, just reminding you, in case you missed it)

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>>5731083
>"If you are certain you can, Trainer."

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>>5731155
(My bad! Must of looked over it)

>>5730971
>Her body jerks a bit as you grab at her plump rump, jumping a bit and making it bounce in reply, the rippling of her extra flesh jiggling in your hand before she swings her hips at you. pushing more of her meat into your hands
Come on! Harder! Give it a nice spank while you'e at it!

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>>5731141
>chill isn't quite the word most would use, but titty-cop it is
Anonymous! I-I mean civilian, hello!

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>>5731108
(How about Serena's first attempt at capturing Mewtwo not going according to plan?)
>Mewtwo had never been a Pokemon meant to be trifled with. Created to be the most powerful Pokemon ever, he was a lonely powerhouse meant to dominate all in his way. Serena would learn that lesson as her sixth and final Pokemon in her roster fainted before his might. Strategic use of Recover as well as unnatural swiftness and endurance allowed Mewtwo to come away from the battle with nary a scratch and much of his stamina. Serena had been defeated outright

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>>5731115
Nice blog, dumbass.
>>5731126
>not wanting sweet snot
Suit yourself i guess
>>5731151
My friends made jokes about the bag of caster sugar I was holding and how it looked like cocaine. I kind of have a reputation for being an absolute madman and not caring about possible damage to my body (licked the bottom of a chair's leg on a dare, chewed up a fake fingernail my friend found lying on the road on a dars) so I sniffed that mf caster sugar.

>>5731158
Hey! What's that supposed to mean? Would you want to stop me?
>the anon folds his arms in a huff, wondering what sort of game Gardevoir had in mind should he attempt to carry her as he wished to

>>5731140
>he continues rubbing them while cheerfully nuzzling against her
>eventually his bulge starts poking against her butt

>>5731224
Look, I know you think you're clever or brave but you are a dumb fucking kid.

>>5731189
>he does just that, giving her round rump a very hard squeeze, preferring only to feel the soft flesh rather than spank, it's still pretty good anyways
Mmmm~ You should take the rest of your clothes off then, you look almost perfect right now, maybe you can instead stay like this from now on, right?

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>>5731224
Sasuga, preschooler.
But that's fucking retarded.

>>5731224
Of course I do snot want that.

>>5731242
Least he's not snorting cinnamon Altoids that have been ground up into a powder.

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>>5731226
>"Who said anything about that?"
>
>her PSI heightens the gravity just around her body, making her as heavy as lead without >looking any different
>"I'm just saying, don't feel disappointed if you can't get me up."

>>5731205
Ah, hello Miss Kiruko! You look great today!
>he lightly bows down to greet her, giving him a moment to look at her body, particularly focusing on her chest and her legs
How is your day so far?

>>5731278
>the anon, taking it as a challenge to his pride without realizing her sneaky prank, puts his hands on his hips and gives Gardevoir a challenging look
Oh yeah? We'll see about that.
>and the first attempt is made. To no one's surprise, it ends in a glorious failure
WH-WHAT?!

>>5731140
(Sorry had to go get dinner started)

>He stops his relentless assault to give her a moment of rest and watches her go limp after flailing around so much, already exhausted from the treatment.

Sounds like you're enjoying yourself. Maybe this is why you shrunk yourself in the first place.

>He gives her cute little butt a playful flick with his finger.

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>>5731309
It is good! I have brought in two criminals today, two! Jaywalkers will not pass on my watch, ohoho.
>her excited chattering keeps her oblivious to his ogling of her lengthy, muscular legs, just barely concealed by a thin layer of nylon and her tight skirt
>the buttons on her shirt seem a bit strained, but the only thing more noticeable than her enormous rack is the shiny badge placed upon it
How are you?

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>>5731236
>Feeling your growing mass poke at her butt she wiggles her hips a bit, a sly little smirk painted on her cheeks as she grinds her butt on your crotch, small circles teasing your member through the fabric
Hmm? What's this now? Getting all excited already?

>>5731259
Maaaybe. I do like this big fat butt!
>She chimes with a wide smile, taking your advice she slips her hands under her skirt, dipping fingers into her panties and pulling them down over the perfectly round plump of her thick rear. letting her flesh ripple from the light impact, bending over as she slips them off from under her skirt, shooting you a little flash of her bottom when her skirt flies up.
Do I gotta take off ALL my cloths? I like my skirt!

>>5731343
(It's fine. If you're busy we can do this later, I don't mind)

Eep!
>She cries out as you flick her tiny little butt, extending a hand and rubbing the sore flesh of her bottom. Pouting a little she looks back at you, still pinned under your thumb.
I shrink down as a joke! You big ol' meanie!