HG. beach edition
ܠܕܝܠܗ ܐܬܐ ܘܕܝܠܗ ܠܐ ܩܒܠܘܗ
>fuck, If I don't answer, I had shit to do
>>5521191 (Lambda)
I am not quite sure. I might get recalled and have time to rest.
>>5521248 (That king guy)
That can be correct. But we are here now, and we must get to know each other.
>>5521225
>
>>5521184
Thanks Soviet~
>>5521225
>
>>5521248
Same here.day was good
>Ride of the Valkyries plays in the distance
>>5521284
I will kill you too if you try anything.
>>5521282
Hey Janus
>>5521304
Daniel Bryan?
>>5521282
Just what I was thinking. How should we start?
>>5521286
I am happy to hear that. Hopefully the rest of the day shall be the same.
>>5521217
>Indeed. Scaring the shit out of Reimu since 1997
>>5521248
You would have to be physically capable of reaching it. Correct?
>>5521282
And if there was no end to the peace?
>>5521304
...?
>>5521305
Nice fleshlight attachment.
>>5521319
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/4c/94/4c946e4aa678adf82b0183abc55c0504.png?1141240
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/35/5e/355e2a5ba7932935103953d7c561f4d8.jpg?883798
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/e7/c0/e7c0e17a1d513a5cfafb7e846b8716a2.png?951051
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/9d/86/9d867ef60f967850f5c4511ef15c217f.jpg?1099238
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/40/a2/40a2c832134d986ff7d310e6373d6add.jpg?1175667
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/4e/c8/4ec88d923fe8ab0c47950a761b3408d5.jpg?1545819
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/5a/e6/5ae6ac3bb2993a9239b190ff8b789385.jpg?1634844
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/95/8b/958b7ec5f6b166a7ba8763f206911e2e.jpg?3449973
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/14/9f/149f11e08278c89db61bd65b8386ccaa.jpg?3474792
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/4e/d4/4ed4b032981883900be80e534e8a8df2.jpg?3584894
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/0a/82/0a82b80209c9cc401e3f7023ec1308a3.png?4227935
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/31/0f/310fccd35357b95e31fdfddc7a01138d.png?4227931
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/54/50/5450c7c5db98186a417576abde0f885f.jpg?4932695
Sorry if you have any of them.
>>5521319
It's practically part of my person. It's built into one of my gloves.
>>5521225
But, is Fall really the season to dress like this? I'm not complaining though.
Let's try this again with hopefully less connection problems.
Give me 24 entries with a name and image.
No dupes.
What if /sanc/ succeeded ?
>>5521353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBsBDrE_s7Y
MINE?
>>5521316
I hope it does.
>>5521320
Just noticed it. Keen eye
>>5521353
DEAN A NEW CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED
>>5521361
I don't trust both of you.
>>5521375
Soviet
>>5521375
Ivan Braginsky
Здpaвcтвyйтe, my friends! It sure is hot today, дa? Would anyone like kompot to cool down a bit?
>>5521375
Sanae Kochiya
>>5521375
Kaito's unfulfilled dream
>>5521353
>She remains silent, simply staring in the direction of the noise
>>5521344
How, exactly, is it used?
>>5521324
>Most of them seem to be new, thanks Garnet.
>>5521375
Lambda-11
>>5521375
Eggman-kun
>>5521375
Furry porn
>>5521375
Nagito Komaeda
>>5521375
Mob
>>5521375
Artoria Pendragon
>>5521375
The Player
>>5521375
Colette
>>5521375
Junpei Iori
>>5521375
Saber Alter Remover Saber
>>5521375
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>my internet is shitting itself
>>5521375
Kyouko
>>5521375
ܠܕܝܠܗ ܐܬܐ ܘܕܝܠܗ ܠܐ ܩܒܠܘܗ ܀
>>5521375
DOOMLADY
>>5521396
>>5521386
>>5521380
ROME FOXTROT
SHALL WE DANCE?
>>5521375
Adrian Rollini
>>5521375
Fiora
>>5521375
Richard
>>5521375
r u fkn srs
>>5521393
Yes please comrade
>>5521431
BLACK HAWK DOWN
>>5521375
Koyomi Araragi
>>5521375
Phil T. Rich
>>5521431
...I do not understand.
>>5521375
Prisma Illya
>>5521375
Five Magic Stones
>>5521393
I'm afraid I don't know what that is, but if it will keep me cool, I'd like to try it.
>>5521396
I simply need to press my fingers together in a certain manner, and voila! I'm instantly out of danger.
>>5521451
source of this semen demon?
>>5521429
>not Doomgal
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>5521375
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
>mfw people always start games right after i change tabs
>>5521442
But of course, Soviet! In a day like this, it'd be torture NOT to have any, дa? How much would you like, my friend? Don't be stingy, now - Russia has much more than you think!
>>5521468
Ah, my friend, it is a Russian... Soft drink of sorts, дa? It has fruit juice, and it is really sweet! It really does taste good, but it s a bit biased coming from me! How much would you like, my friend?
>>5521375
Regulus Corneas
>>5521468
That does sound...difficult to circumvent, provided you could move.
>>5521386
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>>5521396
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>>5521495
>lights everyone the fuck up
https://youtu.be/XRU1AJsXN1g
>>5521485
>knocks your bad opinion out of here
SEEYA KIDDO
It says there are 32 people so give me seven more.
>>5521527
Assassin
>>5521527
Madoka
>>5521527
Shalashaska
>>5521527
Caroline and Justine
>>5521527
Brian Robison
>>5521527
Lilly Satou
>>5521527
Shinsuke Nakamura
>>5521527
Emily Kaldwin
>>5521495
also this isn't me famalams
new fuyuhiko in town
>>5521527
David Bowie
>>5521503
Sweet fruit juice? I would enjoy that very much! I'll have a cup.
>He retrieves a silver cup from his pocket.
>>5521514
It's not difficult even if I am restrained somehow.
>>5521522
>He survives and retaliates
>All of a sudden, meteors come raining down on the chopper.
>>5521527
Professor Chaos
>>5521527
Baki
>>5521522
>dies
>respawns
>>5521522
>Just stands there. Unflinching.
Please desist.
>>5521559
...I do not wish to dwell overly-much on the hypothetical.
>>5521522
>gets behind thicc cover and calls for Hinds
>>5521503
A few cups also the attacks on my allies have slowed down. America's nervousness has helped
>>5521551
I hate when you put him in as tribute because it always reminds me he's gone. :(
>>5521522
Ah, how cute! Someone thinks they can kill the embodiment of Russia~ I'll give you a chance to run away for five seconds, дa? Starting... NOW!
>>5521559
Дa! It can be served hot or cold, but I can already tell how you'd like it, дa?
>Reaching inside his jacket, he pulls out a pitcher filled with a red liquid and pours it in.
I have much more if you want some more, my friend! Don't hesitate to ask for more~!
>>5521579
A few cups? As you wish, my friend-- Ah? America has slowed down on his attacks? That is good, but has he really been that nervous lately...?
>>5521573
I as well. Let's put the matter to rest.
Check to see if I made mistakes.
>>5521605
Let's go!
>>5521605
Heт, you haven't made any. Proceed, дa?
>>5521599
>takes cups
I mean nervousness with the, "We are only friends" thing. Anyway I will be back need to fo chores
>>5521605
Looks good.
>>5521599
>>5521579
>>5521573
>>5521559
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED GOOD JOB BOYS!
>they fly off
>>5521599
You have my sincere thanks for this.
>He takes a sip
Ooh, this is quite good!
>>5521605
I can see no mistakes with this. Whenever you're ready to begin.
>>5521605
Let us begin.
Ron Burgundy
>>5521628
Hmph, I'll allow those of you remaining to retreat... For now.
>>5521539
>They are going to take skin samples. 3 of them, spread over my leg
>Meaning I get stabbed thrice my needles
I'll most likely die in three weeks. Nice knowing you people.
Morgan
>>5521602
My apologies for bringing it up in the first place.
>>5521605
Standing by.
>>5521628
...Curious.
>>5521654
see you in the afterlife
>>5521654
>by needles
wow it's fucking nothing
>>5521654
lol babby
try getting a small pox vaccine.
>>5521605
Thought I didn't. Let's move out.
>>5521622
...That is always a good thing, Soviet~ Please, come back whenever you wish! I hvae more kompot if you want it!
>>5521628
...One... Two... Three... Four... Five! Ready or not, here I come, дa~?
>>5521630
Do not worry; it is just something I remembered to bring as it was quite sunny today!
>He sits down in a nearby chair, taking a glass of his own.
Russian recipe, дa? We have this all the time back in my homeland, so I'm glad to see that people still like it!
>>5521679
...Ah, yes, so this is how Germany felt during World War Two~
>>5521679
At the very least, we could have shared what's inside! You're going to leave empty-handed?
>>5521685
>>5521661
Don't apologize. It's a fine thing to be concerned about.
>>5521679
Time to hunt this filth down.
>>5521682
These Russians know their way around a fine drink I see. Tell me, what's your name, my good man?
>>5521685
Don't worry. She'll appear on the next slide.
>>5521408
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__kitten_gravity_daze_and_gravity_daze_2_drawn_by_koyorin__dcbff08d4c491969c470f6d0ca7e9ded.jpg
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__crow_and_kitten_gravity_daze_drawn_by_koyorin__1fa6a256841e8f8e611f4ed488ee74fc.jpg
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__kitten_gravity_daze_drawn_by_takano_itsuki__b2b90dbc4003e83348d3992d0a297931.jpg
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__kageyama_shigeo_mob_psycho_100_drawn_by_drawfag__f71367a17388d4bbe990ad89b102aeba.png
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__kageyama_shigeo_mob_psycho_100_drawn_by_minahamu__d9788af156c15e82b20e9be19bd88e08.png
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__kageyama_shigeo_mob_psycho_100_drawn_by_ninjatic__0dd0d911d2678d6b7df6147ec397680d.png
>>5521679
...You've got to be kidding me
>>5521682
>lights you the fuck up before leaving
IM A FUCKING KILLING MACHINE OOH RAH
>>5521679
I fail to understand how they are animate.
>>5521710
I...see.
>She shifts in place
I grow...weary of all of this, at this moment. My apologies again, regardless.
>>5521679
Morgan's in now.
>>5521751
But...w-we're both girls...
>>5521710
My name? Ivan Braginsky - Proud Russian, AND embodiment of Russia itself, as you can see! We do know a lot about food! What is your name, my friend?
>>5521730
...You are very bad at finishing me off if I am still alive, come on now. Farewell.
>>5521751
Now, how did THIS happen? I do not recall getting injured!
>>5521733
Perhaps you should take a moment to rest?
>>5521751
Tch... No one around. I'll have to retire for now.
>>5521751
This is an absolute outrage! Action News won't sit idly by while its anchor is overlooked like an alternative language broadcaster! This means war.
>>5521783
I am King Richard of Barona. A pleasure to meet you, Ivan. Tell me, what do you mean by "Embodiment of Russia"? Do you rule over it?
>>5521720
>Th-thanks, Garnet.
>>5521751
>He dodges the batarangs using his esper powers
You don't need to do that.
>>5521751
No one could have known that the shy itself was part of a gang.
Clayface is not having a good night.
>>5521817
It's just that the job pays very well
>>5521810
>
>>5521806
You were overlooked because no one wanted to swap you in. Maybe next time.
>>5521817
How can this possibly be!? Done in by a rodent!?
>>5521783
Is back now. Ignore the American. He is just not happy
>>5521786
I think it may be time for me to...attend to other matters.
>>5521809
King Richard... I will have to look for this "Barona" sometime. I do not recall hearing of a place like that.
As for what I mean by embodiment, I am the personification of Russia! As in, ah, embodying its people's stereotypes and traits, such as drinking and frightening people! Not my proudest trait, I admit... It is quite hard to explain, you see.
>>5521817
A gang? Please, I was a part of the Bolsheviks AND the royal family - This is nothing.
>>5521847
Which is always a good thing, again! If we keep teasing him about it, maybe, just MAYBE, he'll break down and we'll finally win~
>>5521857
I understand. I suppose this is farewell for now... Lambda.
>>5521817
You need to work on your jokes and tricks.
Not to take attention away from the game, but I want to make two small announcements
First off, I'm discontinuing the pastebin, There never really was enough interest and I don't come around here often enough anyways to keep it up to date. Anyone who wants to take it over is welcome to.
http://pastebin.com/RjHed6uS
Secondly, I'm LD/Paul. Sorry for hiding this from you all, but I do really appreciate how kind you all have been to me here.
I'm not trying to derail the game here, so I'm not going to be replying to anything. If anyone wants to ask me anything, my discord is Dominator#1543, or Bone Zone#6843 for the HG server
Thanks you everyone, Hopefully I'll have more time to spend around here soon.
>>5521839
I won't stand for this! San Diego won't stand for this! You've made a powerful enemy, disco lady.
>>5521842
Oh please, my stones versus your stones, mano a mano, midnight. Be there, or be chiseled into squares.
>>5521879
He'll never know what hit him
>>5521879
...Ha? Ah, this isn't exactly amusing if I can do much better, miss.
>>5521877
>She nods stiffly
Farewell, sir.
>>5521873
Great. Just had to give one cup to daughter and cleanup somestuff.
>>5521888
>I don't know how to respond
>>5521888
>poops on
>>5521888
>Secondly, I'm LD/Paul
stopped reading ''''''Paul''''''
There's not need to reveal your identity unless you want replies
>>5521890
>It shoots a laser at him and vanishes
>>5521890
From what I can see, I doubt it.
>>5521873
Just Richard will do, Ivan... So you mean to say that you are the very spirit of Russia itself? I've heard of such things being true with Gloandi, but I've yet to encounter such a person until now.
>>5521888
>Secondly, I'm LD/Paul.
>Yeah, I'm not buying this.
>>5521879
Surviving another night due to hunting trophies. Good thinking.
>>5521888
Piss off, you insufferable cuntwaffle.
>>5521924
HOLY HANNAH
>He dives to the ground, beam grazing his sport coat, leaving a hole through it
You'll pay for this, mystical stones, THIS WAS A NEW SUIT!
>>5521926
Big talk for a pink afro...thing. You'll be too distracted by my unmatched good looks to retaliate.
>>5521955
Is that...
You're actually real?
hi im paul
>>5521960
>Oh. Stop being such a shitter then. That's all I'm gonna say.
>>5521955
Hey Araragi. Next time ask if you want to throw me.
>>5521999
Amazing
>>5521904
...Daughter? America said something about you having a daughter; and he was telling the truth? I am just surprised, Soviet! I told you that you'd find someone someday, and I was right! Who is the lucky woman?
>>5521928
Heт, Your Majesty; I've been with a royal family for a long time, so I shall treat you as one of the royal family members as well. I hope you do not mind.
Дa, I am like a spirit of Russia itself, except I am very real, my friend! There are many others like me, as you just said! Who is Gloandi, if I may ask?
>>5522007
Hallo everyone!
It's been a vile since I last saw you all!
How has everyone been?
>>5522014
If you insist, Ivan... Gloandi isn't a person, it's a large crystal of sorts that keeps Barona alive. Within it supposedly dwells a dragon that is it's spirit. Though I have not seen it myself.
>>5522007
Pay your respects.
>>5521888
Who is your favorite overwatch hero?
>>5522050
Go back to /tf2g/, Viva
Yes! I can feel the power flowing into my veins as we speak, hahahah!
>>5522050
Scheiße das ist ze medic
auf wiedersehn
>>5522050
EXCELLENT! I HAVE DAUGHTER NOW
>>5522014
Setsuna. My daughters name is Lisa
>>5522075
That's a pretty normal reaction to scotch, don't worry about it.
>>5521973
That's a lot of assuming you are doing. No need to make me look as dumb as you by doing that.
>>5522050
It has been a while. Afternoon doctor.
>urge to masturbate
>in a meeting
>no relief in sight
>>5522075
Urias
more like, Urethra
>>5522050
I am quite well, Doctor. Though I don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting you before.
>>5522075
What power?
>>5522060
Death is cheap once you know how to get around it.
>>5522071
>being this new
>>5522075
The McPick 2 is quite a deal indeed.
>>5521652
kek
Almost made me want to RP him, mate.
Jared Allen was my fucking hero as a lad.
>>5522096
Ha, you wish you could look as dumb as me, cause that would mean you look smart! Which you don't.
>>5522055
Дa! Ah, so it is a crystal with a spirit inside of it! I cannot say that other nations like me live like that, but we are like spirits of sorts. We just represent the whole of our nation as a whole, if that makes sense. I must sound totally delusional...
>>5522080
I KNEW IT! I told you that you'd find someone someday! How did you meet her, Soviet? Give me all the details, please!
>>5522102
>Not jacking it under the table like a degenerate
>>5522071
Nien, I like it here better.
>>5522076
Leb wohl, anonyme Mann
>>5522080
Congratulations Comrade!
>>5522105
Vell, hello, I am Zhe Medic.
And you are?
>>5522075
Do what now?
>>5522111
Your mother should've told you to not go to weird noises.
>>5522129
First time I met her I was suspicious because she was from next door but soon I let my walls down and tried my best and it worked. We are currently and have been comrades with benefits
>>5522147
So how was your break comrade?
>>5522124
Listen to what you are saying and get back to me.
>>5522129
Quite the contrary, Ivan. What I've experienced has opened my mind to many possibilities. You don't sound deluded at all.
>>5522147
I am King Richard of Barona, Medic. A pleasure to meet you.
>He extends his hand
>>5522147
>Spams E
>>5522175
>>5522187
I never listen to what I'm saying. That's how we stay ahead of the game. Saves a lot of time.
>>5522175
There's no point to a riddle if you're giving me the answer right away.
Is /hg/ gonna put forth a 4chan banner candidate?
>>5522173
Ah, now that is a question!
>>5522118
A chef eh? You have anything suited for vampires?
>>5522105
I have finally established a connection between more of my minions. Now my army is even greater!
>>5522104
This joke is getting old.
>>5522088
Oh it would take me a LOT of scotch to get me in this good a mood.
>>5522183
Well, I am still happy for you either way, Soviet! I do hope you have someone to look after the child, however, as I do not think she would be able to raise a child... However, I haven't met her, so what would I know? How is Lisa at the moment?
>>5522191
But, normally, people would just be laughing at me for even SAYING something like that! You must have seen very weird things, my friend, because me being a nation doesn't even scratch the surface of what you'll see here!
>>5522183
It vas fine.
Zhe server I frequent had an Unusual contest zhat lasted all month. I made it to 5th place vithin 2 weeks of starting and it ends tomorrow.
Other zhan zhat I've been learning Portuguese for zhe fun of it.
>>5522191
>formally shakes hand
Pleasure to meet you!
>>5522226
Best we could do is one of the copypastas everyone's seen before, honestly.
>>5522222
Nice job
>>5522226
Is /trash/ even eligible to submit banners? This doesn't strike me as a board the mods care to advertise.
>>5522230
Yeah man, I've got the sweetest "ketchup" in this spot!
>>5522222
Dear mother of god, you've earned yourself a McPick 2 deal.
>>5522250
Oh hey Medic, how goes the project?
>>5522222
Either gang members are too strong or you are too weak.
>>5522230
I mean. Most folks don't just show up talkin' 'bout how powerful they are an' all.
>>5522250
ZHE HEALING IS NOT AS REWADING AZ ZA HURTING
>>5522249
Fine I guess she is studying weaponry and languages. I advised her to learn Eastern Europe languages so it's easy
>>5522250
That's nice. So you ready to fight like the old days? I have new LMG
>>5522230
I assume that you are a commander of some sort?
>>5522249
You are right, I've seen plenty of strange things. Both in my world, and another.
>>5522250
Likewise, Medic, you seem to be a veteran of sorts around here. Tell me, are there any key figures here that I should know about?
>>5522300
There was a lot of them. Can't kick everyone in the head at once, you know.
>>5522316
Back to your general. Don't contaminate HG with your cancer
>>5522296
It vas on zhe side for a few months until I forgot about it entirely...
>>5522318
Ja! I am ready!
>>5522250
>Mashes dat E button.
HOLY FUCK MEDIC, HEAL ME!!!
>>5522222
Checking these quints
>>5522328
>spams e
>>5522318
Eastern Europe languages? I am all for her learning weaponry, but would she be learning Eastern Europe languages so you can communicate with her better? Because I think she already knows Russian!
>>5522322
So you HAVE seen stranger things? If I may ask,Your Majesty, what have you seen to make people like me seem normal in comparison?
>>5522328
Good. Also the respawn thing has been working perfectly
>>5522222
That was our get you faggot
>>5522304
That is because most folks are too restrained in battle, it saddens me.
>>5522322
Vampiric commander and master of bloodcraft, Urias Fordmonde. May I ask who you are?
>>5522293
Perfect! Human right? They have the sweetest blood around.
>>5522380
Get fucked, /sug/!
>>5522380
stay mad pedo
>>5522380
Fuck off, pedos.
>>5522322
Honestly, zhere's not a lot of people zhat I can remember from zhe early days zhat are still around...
Soviet vould know more about zhat topic. He's been around for about zhe same time as me! (probably more, not too sure)
>>5522342
Ugh. Fine.
>Heals
>>5522368
Nien!
>>5522383
Erhm...ya didn't even get in th'game, though, did you?
>>5522380
HG has no weaknesses
>>5522385
>/sug/
Its actually /tlhg/ who gets most buttblasted.
>>5522383
Yeah. Humans are pretty cool dudes, they fucking love the shit I feed em' and they won't stop coming.
>>5522367
The little one that could. No wheelchair was going to stop her.
>>5522380
It wouldn't be here then.
>>5522416
FUCK that was my second guess.
>>5522424
Congrats Kyouko.
>>5522393
>I have been here before the exodus so I am pretty old
>>5522449
One is the magic number this game.
>>5522449
Пoздpaвлeния, Kyouko, and thank you for hosting!
>>5522393
>literally someone Avatarfagging as the tf2 medic
wew lad, you'll never see autism like that in /sug/ where we're from
>>5522376
It's still active, yeah.
>>5522452
>I remember the Exodus clearly, actually. I still have my old Uber Games Slides from there too!
>>5522472
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5522479
How new are you? He's been here for ages.
>>5522380
You and the rest of your buddies at The Pedphile House general deserve to have your testicles cut off and get gassed. /Trash/ would be a better board without you twats
>>5522409
Yes, but I have seen enough, to know the truth.
Even in the level playying field sadly there is so few that I can call a worthy opponent. Tell me charmer you know that your blood is richest right? Most of my people would do horrible deeds just to get a drop of it.
>>5522417
Sure, sends some blood over and I might be able to send a worker in return. What are you into clown?
>>5522374
A world with technology far more advanced than mine and with a particularly malevolent spirit of it's own. Thankfully, my friends and I have calmed it down before it could do any damage.
>>5522383
King Richard of Barona. A pleasure.
>He extends a hand
>>5522393
I see... Thank you for telling me, Medic. As king, I must establish a good relationship with the people here.
>>5522449
Congratulations.
>>5522472
Thank you for hosting, madame.
>>5522472
Eh.... thanks.
>>5522449
It's you who won?
I feel ashamed that I did worse than a floor sweeper
>>5522472
Thanks for hosting
>>5522479
Yeah, you guys just have worse autism.
>Willingly staying in /trash/
The fuck is wrong with you all?
>>5522449
Congrats! And thanks for havin' us!
>>5522479
>If you're gonna insult anyone, I'm the person avafagging Yugioh cards.
>>5522496
I wouldn't really know, I've only had th'one person...er. How d'you know who I am?
>>5522479
Nice falseflag, Shaggy.
>>5522474
>>5522490
>>5522497
>>5522507
>>5522514
>>5522536
No problem. Thanks for playing and all that jazz.
>>5522491
He also hasn't been here for ages.
>>5522480
Good do you want to meet the new comrades I have made?
>You gonna host later?
>>5522497
good luck!
also, zhere are some people zhat aren't too open towards others from vhat I remember...
>>5522479
zhe autism you describe me as is too mild for /sug/ anyvay.
>/tlhg/ caring this much about gets >>5522469
Wew
>>5522497
I... I see, Baшe Beличecтвo. For some reason, when you say that, I imagine pre-Soviet Russia... If that is what you have faced, then I can see why you wouldn't be surprised at me being a nation. How advanced are we talking here, my friend?
>>5522540
HG is full of dumbasses, so they probably do.
>>5522536
>Aussa literally asking to be insulted
This is apperently Kamina's fetish you know
>>5522567
>implying we're better than them about that autism
>>5522536
I have a charmer of my own, I could see the signs you were one like night and day.
>>5522497
Likewise
>he shakes the king's hand with a crushing vice of a grip.
>>5522567
They're pedophiles who have an entire general dedicated to a mediocre kids show. What do you expect?
>>5522548
actually, I have been here for a vile.
I joined 2 months after zhe community started under the Avatar "Metal Sonic"
>>5522557
Sure!
>probably not. maybe next month I will though.
>>5522496
>He rakes his wrist along the concrete floor -- scrapping a layer of skin, letting the blood ooze and cascade along his forearm.
Lick my arm.
>>5522621
I know that. I'm saying you haven't been around for a long time.
can we have a Steven Universe Hunger Games? You guys do owe us for the get.
>>5522561
I'll be sure to keep that in mind. Until next we meet.
>>5522574
The inhabitants themselves are machinces of some caliber, and there are devices that can transport one to the other side of a mountain range in an instant.
>>5522608
>He doesn't seem at all bothered by it
What are your intentions here if you don't mind my asking?
>>5522610
Sounds similar to MLP.
>>5522641
>If gets are somehow a competition, you guys are sore losers.
>>5522583
>Just directing the focus of scorn away from people who don't deserve it.
>>5522608
Do what now? There's only th'six'a us.
>>5522641
>you guys do owe us
>>5522574
Ivan meet one of my long good friends Zhe Medic. He has saved my life many times
>>5522621
>>5522641
After this one we'll make Garneet host
>>5522641
Do it yourself, /sug/. It's really not that hard.
>>5522656
Look Aussa, that is nice and all, but you don't have to make yourself a shitpost target so they don't focus on him
It only hurts you in the long run
Yo Kyouko. Here you go.
>>5522665
but you took our get, you do it!
>>5522690
Nah.
>>5522690
No.
>>5522679
>I mean, it's not like I've not handled worse.
>>5522690
Do you want me to host one in their thread?
>Guy who hosts Idiots
>>5522643
All of them are cyborgs, and there are teleportation devices? How are things like that even possible? I cannot be surprised considering that these are otherworldly things, but it is still so strange to imagine these things happen, Baшe Beличecтвo. How did you calm the spirit down?
>>5522658
Ah! He seems nice, Soviet! I will speak to him!
>>5522621
...A-Ah, hello? I believe that Soviet was talking about you, sir? Здpaвcтвyйтe, Medic!
>>5522734
Let's not start a thread war because of one moron
>>5522734
>Shaggy
>>5522755
One more thing to tell you. ISIS failed an attempt to kill our police force. If they commit a terrorist action on us again consider those kebabs killed
>>5522755
It took some planning and a lot of power on our part, but we were able to convince it to calm down in the end. All it really wanted was to not be alone.
>>5522755
Hello! How are you doing sir?
>>5522634
>He drapes a finger across and licks his own
....not bad.
>>5522656
In your world maybe. I could summon her if you want.
>>5522643
To find someone equal in strength. A rival to give myself purpose.
>>5522679
(Nothing really phases Aussa.)
>>5522821
...Summon? Wha? I mean...sure, why not? There's only one'a us for each element....
>>5522786
Ah, yes, this'll be good. Should we keep this a secret from the rest of the people here, should it tarnish the image of Russia here...?
>>5522797
I feel its pain. Being alone is a fate I would not wish on anyone, дa? You are much more useful than the kings nowadays, Baшe Beличecтвo. How did you manage that, anyway?
>>5522801
I am doing fine, my friend! I do not believe we have met before! I am Ivan Braginsky, and you are Zhe Medic, дa?
>>5522583
It's my fetish too.
>>5522835
>he summons a snake charmer to "play" with her for a bit
Have fun you two.
>>5522821
Clever...
>>5522835
>Huh, so that's what it looks like when I post it.
>>5522860
>Better me than them, I guess.
>>5522883
Er, heya?
>She waves at the woman, then glances back over
Whatnow?
>>5522863
Ja, I am Zhe Medic.
Pleasure to meet you Ivan!
what's the verdict, will you Render unto Steven or allow this to be a black spot on your permanent record?
>>5522863
No. Make it public. See if they are arrogant enough to dare fight us
>>5522758
Easy now, i've only asked them for now. I'm not gonna do anything unless several people are saying yes.
>>5522821
Ah, you must enjoy a good fight. What weapons do you use?
>>5522863
We had to work with a former adversary to absorb a bit of it's power to even have a chance of making it calm down, and it was still quite powerful in the end.
>>5522905
>No need to be a hero, senpai. We've all got rough skin here.
>>5522914
Aber konnen Sie wirklich in Deutsch sprechen?
>>5522923
>>5522923
You know Steven wouldn't act this way. Especially over something like this. Even more when I managed to get them.
>>5522914
Likewise, Medic. You are quite the interesting character, I must admit; something about you just screams "eccentric"...
>>5522924
It is a good plan, but that will deter people from wanting to make friends with us; I am Russia, remember? They would assume that I would do SOMETHING to them...
>>5523008
That is quite the amazing feat, Baшe Beличecтвo. Managing to calm down a hostile spirit must have taken a lot out of you, дa? I do not want to ask you anymore questions as I believe that I have asked enough; instead, I must ask you, do you have any questions you wish to ask me?
>>5523037
make a Steven Universe Hunger Games as payment for the stolen get
>>5523008
>Not all of us, but I guess you have a point.
>>5522923
>Do other threads really take gets that all that similarly?
>>5523078
you bet your ass /sug/ does
>>5523069
>>5522888
If you thought a mere drop would control me you are greatly mistaken jester. Some of my kindred bathe and revel in it, perhaps now you will understand the extent of my strength. And the difficulty of my plight.
>>5523008
My claw, and my craft.
>>5523078
>The snake charmer entertains and toys with aussas heart for a whole hour.
>>5523065
Those are just oversensitive liberals. You will get Serbia and other proper thinking nations to be friendly by removing kebab
>>5523069
That's an idea, but how about you, and I'll use small words so you understand, you drink Windex?
>>5523140
>image
>>5523140
See you medic!
>>5523113
>>5522905
...I'm more'n a little confused now.
>>5523115
And that is quite the price to pay should anyone catch wind of it here. People would be scared of me - more than usual, anyway, and especially my close friends would be scared of me. Imagine being friends with someone that has killed so many people in just a week, дa?
>>5523140
I can tell, Medic. You are quite the colourful character, I must admit. Farewell, my friend!
>>5523065
Of course. How is Russia? What is the general temperament of it's people?
>>5523078
>Though I guess it's a bit hypocritical of me to worry about you.
>>5523113
Hmm, would you mind terribly if I sparred with you a bit?
>>5523140
Farewell, Medic.
>>5523140
>Good bye old friend
>>5523140
Bye Medic
>Rp's as a likeable person
>>5523140
Seeya 'round!
>>5523185
>There's no need to worry. But still, thanks.
>>5523194
No need 'ta force yourself, now. Just do you.
>>5523194
You're good at that.
>>5523113
....you've made an excellent and wise decision from withdrawing my "offer".
Let this stolen get be a blemish on your reputation on this board, don't forget this was /sug/ who put you in your place
>>5523210
Who killed himself again?
>>5523183
Alright. And I like you are friendly with Medic. He also has device that can increase my healing
>>5523194
You are nice
>>5523210
eat shit and fall off your horse
>>5523210
It's hard findung things to feel good about yourself as a Steven Universe fan isn't it
>>5523185
Russia is a very cold nation, and it really DOES get cold at times. The winters in Siberia ARE below freezing, after all. As for how we Russians, act, we are friendly and a little bit frightening at times. I mean, look at how tall I am! It is natural for people to be scared of me!
>>5523194
Beautiful. You're a good person, whoever you are.
>>5523224
Hm... A device that can increase your healing? How would such a device like that work, exactly?
>>5523194
>Likes this
>>5523199
>tfw I'm going to do it anyway.
>No problema
>>5523210
The fuck are you talking about?
>>5523222
It's Dmitri's daughter's birthday
>>5523164
>she soon leaves leaving aussa confused and almost snake bitten.
Dont worry I made her promise she would not let "snakey" bite you. She was just happy to see her own kind
>>5523185
Oh you have little idea how much I would want that.
Show me your strength with no hesitation King of Barona!!
>>5523205
Tainted blood? Not the first time a fool though that would work
>>5523194
Woman, if there is anything I hate in this world it is those who hide their character. Be a bitch, enjoy yourself in it.
>>5523240
Hmm, that sounds incredibly similar to Fendel...
>>5523241
>Welp, not like I can force you to stop.
>>5523261
...Uhm. Yeah, somethin's tellin' me that your definition'a the word is a heck of a lot different from my team's.
>>5523262
It could be, but I do not have a map of your world, after all. If Fendel is the largest nation in the world, then it could definitely be like Russia...
>>5522495
>caring about quality of /trash/
c'mon son