HG thread. POW HAMMER! edition
>>5519007
Ill pow your hanmer if you pow mine capeesh?
>>5519024
My apologies if I've upset you with this.
>>5519021
>holds hand
>>5519051
>>5519009
Does the name "Fodra" mean anything to you?
>>5519049
>>5519088
I am afraid I have no information regarding such a name.
...Why?
>Captcha has a billboard for Dollar General
>I didn't even know those things still existed.
>it's going to be yet another day of scrolling past Aussa's shit dialog exchanges and OOC sperglord comments
>>5519108
>OOC sperglord comments
The irony
>>5519108
>It has always been like that on trash
>>5519092
>They're scattered here and there throughout South Carolina
Not too long ago, two people just like you have come from there to my planet Ephinea and changed it forever. I'm trying to confirm if you were created there or not, but it seems I'm wrong.
>>5519108
You can always host a game, anon.
>>5519108
>Sorry.
>>5519139
>I only ever saw one in Texas.
>She frowns further
...For the better, or...?
>>5519126
>Ocelot thinks he's in ANY position to talk about someone else's sperglord comments
>>5519176
>I wasn't especially refering to that, nice assumptions
>>5519167
It's hard to say, actually... I've gained two very faithful companions because of their interference, but one of the invaders changed me for quite some time and sent me on a rampage of sorts. Luckily I was stopped from completely destroying my world at the last second thanks to my dearest friends... One of which was the other invader.
>>5519212
...I'm sorry I remind you of them. Perhaps it would be best if I left once more.
>>5519230
No, no, don't leave on my account. As I've said, one of the invaders is one of my friends. The way you behave actually reminds me quite a bit of her.
>>5519267
...Poorly in conversation?
yall are losers desu
>>5519300
me too
>>5519300
Acknowledged.
>>5519286
I wouldn't say that. I'd say you're reserved and only say what you need to.
>>5519300
Y-you don't have to tell me something that I already know...
Stocking come back to HG please
>>5519300
Okay little kitty.
>>5519330
>>5519312
>>5519309
>>5519341
Don't reply to me losers.
>>5519338
You mistyped Kano
5519345
Acknowledged.
>>5519326
It is for lack of ability of doing otherwise. For myself.
>>5519345
But it's my duty to reply to losers.
>>5519364
Now I know why you samefag.
Alright, I won't.
>>5519349
No I didn't you fucking frog.
what are you doing
>>5519345
I-I'm sorry.. I just did it again, didn't I? I'll just shut up and leave.
>>5519377
It's okay dude, everyone make mistakes
>>5519371
No you don't.
>>5519382
Working on my game
Are we dead yet?
>>5519382
Watching this shitty porn called cute Pegasus Knight gets double penetrated by RNG and low growths
>>5519362
Hm... Do you wish to have emotions?
>>5519383
Wow what a loser.
>>5519389
Yes you do.
>>5519382
Uh, I'm just waiting to say hi to the fellahs.
>>5519382
Listening to old songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfzxsJHPAF0
>>5519382
>trying to not be shit at dishonoured (read: stealth games in general)
>>5519382
Watching TASes
>>5519410
It is not that I do not possess them. They are...suppressed.
...But that is something I have come to desire, yes.
>>5519382
>Looking for new Lambda images and getting back to watching SC.
Does anyone want to play CoD WAW with me?
>>5519338
I'm right here, dumbass.
>>5519404
>Pegasus Knights are fucking trash, famalam.
>>5519447
>Pets
>>5519436
>kissu
>>5519382
I'm working on my anime! It's going to fill everyone with hope.. I'm sure of it!
>>5519447
Then do not worry, Lambda. I shall do all within my power to help you express yourself!
>>5519453
>not playing L4D2
>>5519475
G-get out of here! creep! perv!
>>5519459
They're actually fucking great but just like Wyvern riders they start out squishy.
>>5519506
B-But I love you...
Pff this place is still boring, Ima leave again.
>>5519382
Reading.
First 24
>>5519382
walking home
>>5519530
That's too bad.
>>5519553
Makise Kurisu
>>5519553
Yukine
>>5519553
Kindred Hunter
>>5519553
Late go
>>5519553
Major
>>5519553
Gundam Tanaka
>>5519553
Richard
I have my doubts about this...
>>5519553
Sakuya Izayoi
>>5519553
Saber
>>5519553
Koyomi Araragi
>>5519553
Nagito Komaeda
>>5519553
Ryota Mitarai
>>5519553
This little girl
>>5519553
Fir
>>5519467
>Is pet
....
>>5519480
>She frowns once more
Why?
>>5519553
Lambda-11
>>5519553
Regulus Corneas
>>5519553
The Uber gang
>>5519553
Eggman-kun
>>5519553
Colette
>>5519553
Saihara Shuuichi
>>5519553
Gavin Free
Hi, guys!
>>5519553
Saber Remover Artoria Pendragon
>>5519553
Madolche Puddingcess
>>5519603
I simply cannot ignore something like this. Are you able to taste and consume food?
>>5519612
Hello, ladies.How's about ol' gary oak humanizes the lot of you with my oak tree?
>>5519621
Good afternoon, young man.
Swaps?
>>5519643
Have we met? I don't think we've met.
>>5519647
Good to go.
>>5519647
Thank you for hosting
>>5519621
Greetings, sir.
>>5519633
Affirmative. However, I cannot gain any benefit from it, beyond mere enjoyment.
>>5519647
Standing by.
>>5519647
It seems I can put those doubts I had to rest.
Hmm... What are one of my maids doing here?
>>5519662
We have not. I am King Richard of Barona. Pleased to meet you.
>>5519647
good district I guess...
>>5519647
Hopefully this time at least one of you will be able to challenge me, but I doubt that will or could happen.
>>5519553
Prisma Illya
>>5519677
That is the entire point. To get you to express your joy at eating wonderful foods.
>>5519677
Nice to see ya... you. Can I have a name?
>>5519682
I'm Gavin. Pleasure's all mine.
>>5519682
>>5519647
Who ever said that I was your maid?
>>5519712
Time to dig!
>>5519626
We will see about that you heathenous dog.
>>5519709
But...I am still missing a part of it, am I not?
>>5519715
Certainly. I am Lambda, the 11th Boundary Interface Prime Field Device.
>>5519712
>She just lets it happen.
>>5519735
Wait.. what?
>>5519720
Nice science experiment... Idiot...
>>5519712
Thank you very much. I am in your debt, sir.
>>5519715
You don't seem like a seasoned fighter, Gavin... Am I wrong?
>>5519720
How unfortunate...
>>5519722
...Ah, excuse me. I seem to have made a mistake. Your uniform is different from the ones in my castle.
>>5519720
Looks like I've been engulfed by the very darkness that once gave birth to my wretched existence...
>>5519720
That's right, you better run!
>>5519747
I'm Gavin, the guy from Rooster Teeth.
>>5519758
Actually spent most of my time here as a host with my friend Michael. Just now getting back into the swing of things as a contestant.
>>5519747
What is there to miss? You don't necessarily need to eat to function, correct?
>>5519769
I see... Well you've certainly done better than I have this match. I shall give you my moral support.
>>5519769
I am unaware of such a group. My apologies, Gavin.
I dunno why you guys are always talkin shit about erp. They give free sex over there!
>>5519766
i'm glad to help.
>>5519805
If I'm not mistaken... You recently asked a sexual favor from a man there, did you not?
>>5519802
The support's appreciated.
>>5519803
We make internet stuff. Like, shows and such.
>>5519805
>>5519820
>>5519805
>>5519820
>Hah.
I fail to see the appeal.
>>5519802
Correct. Which means I lack such ability to be...satisfied by it, do I not?
>>5519823
...I have little knowledge of Earth's earlier era.
>>5519820
is fine because you are leaving the dogs to live!.
>>5519822
No. I just asked to get my dick sucked. I thought it was a kawaii animu girl, but s-she had a wig...f-fuck....
>>5519830
>>5519837
This is even more ironic. >>5519724
>>5519513
But atleast Wyvern Riders have STR growths that arent compelte trash, usually (Looking at you, Haar/Cherche/Camilla)
>>5519820
Does someone have to pee on me now?
>>5519837
Earlier? Oh, you're one of those future people?
>>5519851
>Holy shit, I think I need to cap that.
>>5519837
I... Hmm... This may be more of a challenge than I thought... Have you ever had a crablette before?
>>5519851
Who's to say they're not all wearing wigs, then?
>>5519862
A-All right, you aren't wrong there.
>>5519720
Just my luck...
>I thought AFK buff would kick in, damn
I-is Jude still here? I-I wanted to pick up one of his characters
>>5519869
>She nods once
It is the year 2200, AD, in my reality.
>>5519871
It does not sound familiar. My apologies.
>>5519900
>Stares.
>>5519897
>>5519712
>and the wrong link. I should probably get back to work, then
>>5519912
What's it like in 2200?
>>5519900
Trying to hide?
>>5519912
It's an omelette with crab meat in it. A favorite of that friend of mine I was talking about. Would you like to try one?
>>5519938
>I wasn't even lurking, I was getting in a shower after getting back from the convenience store
Nice going, Go.
>>5519900
DEADLY QUEEN!
>>5519965
"kys faggot"
Alright, who's the funny one who sent that?
>>5519923
Most of the planet's surface has been rendered...uninhabitable by a material known as seithr. Civilization has been forced in to structures known as Hierarchical Cities.
...I am uncertain how far in to detail I should go.
>>5519958
I...have not had crab. Or much meat-based products in general.
I would not protest.
>>5519900
Sheer heart attack has no weaknesses
>>5519969
>>5519901
Do it anyway.
>>5519960
Well, then it's because you came back, that's why you died
you should've waited it out longer.
>>5519961
At least it felt good.
>>5519981
That's, uh... hm. Anything good?
>>5520017
Mm, pineapple.
>>5520017
Dammit...
>>5519901
Which one of his characters?
>>5519981
Then I'd be happy to prepare one for you. Though it will have to wait until a later time.
>>5520028
...I suppose most being would consider the use of seithr as fuel for magic as such. Correct?
>>5520042
Thank you, Richard.
...I would not know how to repay you.
COME BACK WHEN YOUR LITTLE MORE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>5520058
Yeah, that could be a plus.
>>5520060
Hey, that shirt costs money!
>>5520058
All I would ask for in return is a radiant smile.
>>5520076
More MMMMMM?
>>5520084
But Jude actually seems to enjoy Corvo. Go for frog meme 2hu.
>>5520080
"Could"?
>>5520101
I...do not do so easily. Or often.
>>5520103
RICHER
>>5520126
That's why I'm asking
>>5520134
Well, I'm not exactly experienced with magic.
>>5520150
Ohhh...
>>5520134
I am aware and gladly accept the challenge!
>>5520191
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
>>5520191
YAY GAVIN!
Good job.
Thanks for hosting!
>>5520164
But it is a simple concept, is it not?
>>5520169
This is...a challenge to you?
>>5520191
Congratulations, Gavin. And thank you, sir.
Congrats
ATTENTION DUELISTS
MY HAIR IS HOPING YOU ALL HAVE A NICE DAY
>>5520214
Seems like the kind of thing that can sound simple at first then get harder and harder.
>>5520234
>>5520243
Beautiful! Thanks for hosting, mate!
>>5520191
Truly impressive work, Gavin. Congratulations.
>>5520214
Trying to get you to smile is something difficult, is it not?
>>5520243
Thank you for hosting, my good man.
>>5520243
Thanks for hosting
>>5520234
>>5520243
Congratulations. and thanks for hosting
>>5520239
I am unaware of any 'duelists'.
>>5520253
That would be a fair statement. It is much easier in concept than in execution.
>>5520254
I...suppose so. But I fail to see the interest in such a 'challenge'.
>>5520243
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>5520243
thanks for hosting
>>5520239
Man that guy sure likes talking about his hair.
>>5520207
>>5520214
>>5520254
>>5520265
Thanks, everyone!
>>5520273
So, how good are you at it?
>>5520290
That guy sure loves talking about America.
>>5520273
I no longer have to worry about going to war with 2 other countries, so something such as this is a welcome change of pace for me is all.
Heya fellahs.
>>5520291
I was created for it.
>>5520312
...But would a king not have more pressing issues?
>>5520330
Welcome back...sir.
HEY /hg/ ARE YOU OKAY?
>>5520330
Good afternoon, young man. Are you lost?
>>5520339
I have delegated such things to my aide, Dalen while I am absent. I'll be back to it once I make my return home.
>lumbers into thread
Greetings to all.
>>5520339
Would it be too much to ask for a demonstration?
>>5520243
Thank you for hosting.
>>5520361
Correct.
>>5520363
Is that not...irresponsible?
>>5520365
Greetings, Supreme Grandmaster Janus.
>>5520372
I...dislike doing so. But it would be trivial.
>>5520361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6eJURn4qYM
>>5520361
Yeah!
>>5520365
greetings citizens
>>5520381
No problem. No need to step out of the comfort zone.
What's the most autistic thing in hg history?
>>5520361
I am just fine, tiny green corn chip.
>>5520365
Greetings to you, knight.
>>5520381
A little... Maybe. But he insisted that I come here and establish a good relationship with the denizens here.
>>5520365
Greetings citizen
>>5520414
Its creation
>>5520339
why thank you miss.
>>5520363
Nope.
>>5520365
Hello sir.
>>5520406
...My apologies, regardless.
>>5520418
I fail to see the benefit.
>>5520432
Naturally.
>>5520381
Greetings to you Lambda. It has been quite a while since we have talked.
>>5520418
Greetings, citizen. How do you fare on this fine day?
>>5520432
Hello there child, what are you doing in this place? This place is not good for children like you.
>>5520445
No problem.
I'm headed out now. Good luck in the games, everyone!
>>5520365
HERESY IS A FOOT
>>5520432
You are aware of what goes on here, do you not? This is no place for a child.
>>5520445
I have received reports that there are individuals with quite an amount of power. Such individuals are a threat to my military, so I have come to establish a good relationship with them, so they may not attack my country.
>>5520462
I am faring just well, my good man. And I am no mere citizen, I am King Richard of Barona.
>>5520445
Yeah.
>>5520462
but it seems fine and all, I don't see much bad in it.
>>5520503
I am aware yes, I don't see why this place is bad.
>>5520462
I am aware, my apologies. I have had little...desire to socialize.
>>5520472
Of course. Farewell, Gavin.
>>5520503
I would doubt that there is even a minority aware of your reality at all, let alone with such...desires.
>>5520513
>Awkward silence.
>play a character
>expect wacky dailogue
>KEEP GETTING THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING RESPOND FROM DIFFERENT ASS PEOPLE AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME
gosh darn it.
>>5520531
...
name him pls HG
>>5520541
I usually gives wacky answers, but I can't RP now, sorry anon.
>>5520560
no, gosh darn it, I will complain and shout. hamburgers.
>>5520555
ROY
>>5520555
Trippy
>>5520513
Young man, blood is spilled here almost every hour. Some come here solely to hurt others. This is indeed a bad place for you.
>>5520531
I will go to any lengths necessary to protect what is important to me. It's better that I do this now than attempt combat with some cosmic horror later on.
>>5520577
MOM GET THE FUCKING SOAP
>>5520503
Ah, a king of the Feudal Worlds? It is a pleasure to meet you. I am Supreme Grandmaster Janus of the Grey Knights.
>>5520513
That is because there is not much heresy or activity as of now, but always be wary child, and make sure to report heresy to the nearest official you see.
>>5520477
May I ask where?
>>5520531
Absolutely no problem. I do not have much drive to socialize either, I am a weapon of war, not some type of chatterbox. How have you been since the last time we talked?
Who is Hoshi's new secret avatar?
>>5520555
Akatsuki
>>5520597
Hoshi actually pretends to be other avafags
just try to guess which avafag was Hoshi all along
>>5520550
Perhaps I should leave you be.
>>5520588
I have seen few of such beings here. You seem...unduly worried.
>>5520592
And I am...a weapon.
>She stares at the ground
My condition remains unchanged. As it has been for months.
>>5520588
>>5520592
...Okay I will go away.
>"Haha! what they don't know is that I am secretly PROFESSOR CHAOS! BRINGER OF EVIL, BRINGER OF CHAOS, AND BRINGER OF ALL THINGS HORRIBLE AND BAD, like stale ice-cream, or soup in my mouth...I will be back as PROFESSOR CHAOS"
well I gotta leave now, thanks for talking to me fellahs.
>>5520592
NEXT DOOR!
>>5520592
The pleasure is all mine, Janus.
>He extends his hand
>>5520621
Even so, I cannot take the risk of standing by and doing nothing.
>>5520624
Farewell, young man.
>>5520621
Oh don't worry, I'm leaving now to do stuff, not chaotic stuff.
>walks away and grabs his Professor Chaos uniform and then sneaks back in
>>5520651
Fare...well?
>>5520649
And you deem it suitable to directly interfere, rather than send another here?
>>5520621
As am I. I have been fighting in the 13th Black Crusade. It has been very harsh, even for someone like me.
>>5520624
Take care child.
>>5520631
On it.
>>5520649
>he shakes you hand, which looks very small compared to his.
You are the first king that does not believe himself as the center of the universe. That is very good.
>>5520693
...However, you do not aspire for anything else.
>>5520693
CRUSH THEM ALL
>>5520620
Adachi.
>>5520715
I want grope you.
>>5520735
woah
>>5520743
I fail to understand why.
>>5520755
>Grabs your breast.
>>5520745
It all makes sense. To keep himself relevant he shitposts himself.
Evens: go eat at a restaurant with "Friends"
Odds: help a retard
Dubs: reveal secret avas
>>5520776
>Just sits there and stares
>>5520800
Do it
>>5520715
Correct, my abilities are solely beneficial for war, and due to my training
>>5520723
>its bolin
>janus does not see a reason to purge him
>>5520800
>holy kek
>>5520800
Well the Fizz iths up Ruby Gloom, we've been found out by uths...
>>5520810
>Starts groping them.
>>5520800
noice
>>5520810
>Stares back.
>>5520814
ARE YOU REFUSING TO PURGE? HERESY
>>5520800
>>5520840
I'd eat her ass if you know what I mean~
>>5520821
>Silence
>>5520831
....
>>5520814
As are mine. However, that does not mean they could no be re-purposed.
>>5520851
>Son of a bitch
>>5520851
You risk much in doing this.
>>5520800
>>5520816
Jizz is up.
>>5520889
Called it!
>Didn't actually call it.
>>5520836
>nigga, its bolin. I ain't doin shit.
>>5520863
I unfortunately cannot, for I need war or some form of it to be in optimal shape.
>>5520851
You are correct. It is a good thing that I intimidate them just by being a Space Marine.
>>5520889
uhhh
I thought this was common knowledge
>>5520889
It was a little obvious.
>>5520831
>shows picture of pierced nipples
>>5520872
I risk next to nothing at all actually. Should a situation turn dangerous, I can defend myself if need be, or flee in an instant thanks to an emergency device.
>>5520889
>This was supposed to be secret?
>>5520903
I didn't try to hide it much.
>>5520908
if you know how to read it is.
>>5520909
yes.
>>5520915
sorta, sorta not.
>>5520889
Where's my wife? I want a huggu and kissu
>>5520905
YOU CALL YOURSELF A GREY KNIGHT!
>>5520889
Ruby playing small /co/ children? Say it ain't so!
Seriously though, even though it was obvious, you're playing everyone well.
>>5520889
>Would've fooled me. I never look in to things.
>>5520915
Has such a device been tested here?
>>5520905
The optimal is not the necessary.
...And what if your conflict is resolved?
>>5520925
thShe'ths buthsy in the bathsement... thShe'ths been in there for a while.
>>5520924
I mean I didn't even know you were keeping it a secret
>>5520941
G-go get her. Tell he I miss her.
>>5520831
So. we meet again.
>>5520905
I assume that armor is proof of you being a space marine? It's quite intimidating.
>>5520924
>Well, I like them all. Sorry if I'm boring by the way.
>>5520939
Many times, actually. And it's always been successful.
>>5520910
ANON I ADAPT AND LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, THIS MAKES ME McHORNIER!
Guys.
Why is Nagito Komaeda so perfect?
>>5520932
That's nice and all, though I feel like my Butters is failing due to getting the same "Are you lost kid? you ain't suppose to be here kid" respond.
>>5520939
Don't worry mate, you'll learn how to tell soon enough.
>>5520942
oh, alright. also that does look like the face of mercy.
>>5520955
don't you worry mate.
>>5520955
...How does it function?
>>5520977
fuck off komaeda we know its you
>>5520979
Oh.
>>5520977
Because you have terrible taste in pretty much everything. That's why.
>>5520929
>ugh fine
>>5520939
If the 13th Black Crusade ends, I would just be called to service elsewhere. Purging demons is a endless line of work.
>>5520889
>this was a secret?
>>5520955
I see it as very intricate, hand crafted by the Mechanium. Which world are you king of?
>>5520951
Shut the fuck up you over glorified, mute.
I want to take Ruby to bed nonsexually.
>>5521002
I jerked off to r34 of her once
6/10 fap tbqh
>>5520977
>Komaeda
>Good in any way
>
>>5520981
I simply need to press a button and I'll be back at the shuttle that I use to get here.
>>5520994
I am the King of Barona. A country on the world of Ephinea.
>>5520996
What's the matter? Still can't get laid?
>>5520979
>Not if I don't have much desire in it, that is. All I've been able to distinguish before is Red's.
>>5520992
>Tfw only have an ohayou of Kurumi and Tojiko
>>5520994
And if all conflict were to be eradicated?
>>5521019
And if you're incapable of pressing such?
Look at this beautiful fuck.
>>5521028
i have too many ohayous
Hello comrades
>>5520992
Love you
>>5520994
yep, I'm bad at keeping a secret about myself
>>5521002
Okay Anon.
>>5521017
>
>>5521028
Alrighty matey, hope you keep enjoying this place.
>>5521021
The gap between her eyebrows are fucking doubled-space, and I'm pretty sure that's a dude one the right. Enjoy broiling your Cheetos stained burgers in the mean time, faggot.
>komaeda will never be your maid
>>5521028
I cannot think of a situation where that is possible, but... I suppose my life would be forfeit.
>>5521054
Good evening, soldier.
>>5521081
Not with that attitude he won't
>>5521079
Lol look how mad you are! Did you ever get your own video game? Nope didn't think so mcdoofus
>>5521056
Hello Ruby
>>5521097
Afternoon comrade. How is day?
>>5521118
>Did you ever get your own video game?
Nigga...
>>5521045
>Send help, there aren't any of PC98s if you're not a playable character or PoDD/MS
>>5521056
>You too, man.
>>5521097
...You could become too heavy to use such an object. The risk seems to be...too much.
>Lambda-11
>>5521136
>doesnt send help
>>5520969
Oh...well shit..
>>5521019
Ephinea... That world is not near my sector of space. I come from the moon of Saturn called Titan.
>>5521028
That is impossible, for the Imperium covers 100,000 light years. We are always attacked by something.
>>5521056
>oh, at least you play them correctly
>>5521056
6/10 but your gloomy friend was a 7/10 if it's any consolation
>>5520977
>>5521029
amazing
>>5521081
stop, my penis can only get so erect
>>5521115
not me but fuck i am saving that maid pic
>>5521115
I'm not autistic enough to ERP as Touko Fukawa.
>>5521081
post higher resolution pls
>>5521150
I have shotgun if he tries anything
>>5521133
MUGEN doesn't count
>>5521118
BIG MAC BOYS FOR LIFE! BITCH NIGGA! Stay mute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=37&v=Dk8k5HZd-Hg
>>5521144
>At least I have this.
>>5521151
That was not the question. What if it were to happen, regardless of probability?
>Still Lambda
>>5521185
McKids, tho. There's shitloads of games with him in it.
>>5521185
I fucked an Anime, does that count?
>>5521191
>ohayou stone
>>5521163
komaeda is cute
>>5521126
It's going quite well I have to say. And yours?
>>5521136
No, no. Weight plays no role in it's use at all.
>>5521151
I've never heard of Saturn nor Titan. We must be quite a distance apart then.